Dexter's pointless awards being pointless.

Most likely to be a serial killer:
More of a Lab nerd:
Accomplice to the killer:
Most likely to fall in love with a killer:
Most likely to be a victim:

(Add more as you please!)

For those of you who watch the show, here are the characters.
Dexter Morgan:
Debra Morgan:
Harry Morgan:
Brian Moser:
Rita Bennett:
Astor Bennett:
Cody Bennett:
Paul Bennett:
James Doakes:
Angel Batista:
Maria LaGuerta:
Vince Masuka:
Joey Quinn:
Hannah McKay:
Jamie Batista:
Cassie Jollenston:
(Feel free to add anyone I forgot!)