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  1. [11:18:32 PM] Norml: "Mmm, I dunno. I might get an order of the Shrimp Tempura Roll..." She said as she scanned the menu.
  2. [11:18:46 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >cooked sushi
  3. [11:18:59 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: That defeats the whole purpose
  4. [11:19:05 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Why
  5. [11:19:24 PM] Exec: oh man
  6. [11:19:29 PM] Mantis (Alex): >eating sushi
  7. [11:19:30 PM] Mantis (Alex): >2014
  8. [11:19:33 PM] Mantis (Alex): (puke)
  9. [11:19:36 PM] Exec: is it already time for "MUH AUTHENTICITY" shitstormery
  10. [11:19:57 PM] Norml: I nodded and then she piped up again, "Oh! Or maybe some Yellowtail..."
  11. [11:19:58 PM] Exec: someone should grab that one /ck/ image that talks about jiro
  12. [11:20:06 PM] Exec: and then we'll really be shitposting
  13. [11:23:51 PM] Norml: She looked up at me, "Oh, do you know what you want, Nomo?"
  14. [11:25:57 PM] Norml: I told her what I had been looking at, and then she smiled, "Mm, that sounds good." and she looked back down at the menu
  15. [11:28:00 PM] Norml: I smiled and looked over at the Jints fans at the bar talking up how they were confident or excited for the game coming up.
  16. [11:28:36 PM] Norml: I hadn't noticed our drinks arrive, but Elly told me that she told the waitress that we'd need a few more minutes
  17. [11:28:56 PM] Norml: "Oh, sorry about that." I apologized
  18. [11:29:15 PM] Norml: "No worries, just making sure you had enough time for your order."
  19. [11:29:51 PM] Norml: I opened up the menu again and decided on maybe just a California and Crunchy roll, "Oh, do you know what you want?"
  20. [11:30:35 PM] Mantis (Alex): [11:29 PM] Norml:
  21. <<< I opened up
  22. <<< Crunchy roll
  23. [11:30:43 PM] Mantis (Alex): Norml I thought you downloaded your anime
  24. [11:31:03 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: I'm giggling like a school girl
  25. [11:32:13 PM] Norml: "Mhm, I think I'll just settle for a plate of curry fried calamari, actually."
  26. [11:34:10 PM] Norml: I scanned the price of that real quick to see how much I'd be spending. "Oh, that sounds good, I guess we'll just wait for our waitress to come back then."
  27. [11:34:34 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >yfw it's $60
  28. [11:36:46 PM] Norml: We looked around for a bit in a small silence, until she spoke up, "U-Uh, so.."
  29. [11:37:01 PM] Norml: I looked at her as she tried to force something out.
  30. [11:37:14 PM] Norml: "H-How've you been..?"
  31. [11:37:26 PM] Paper Plane: >out
  32. >not in
  33. [11:37:55 PM] Norml: "Oh, pretty good I guess... I mean, work was pretty hectic this week."
  34. [11:38:41 PM] Norml: "Th-That's right! You work as an attendence clerk at a high school right? What's been happening?"
  35. [11:40:06 PM] Norml: "Oh well, ummm, it was prom week a-"
  36. [11:40:26 PM] Norml: "Oh prom week?! I can imagine how that was for you."
  37. [11:40:38 PM] Exec: I'm sure this was brought up previously but what exactly does an attendance clerk do
  38. [11:40:50 PM] SeeSaw: [11:40 PM] Norml:
  39. <<< I can imagine how that was for you."
  40. Since you obviously didn't go to yours
  41. [11:40:57 PM] SeeSaw: (^:
  42. [11:41:24 PM] Cr1tikal Guy: [11:40 PM] Exec:
  43. <<< I'm sure this was brought up previously but what exactly does an attendance clerk do
  44. Does attendace I assume
  45. [11:41:35 PM] Cr1tikal Guy: That's just a wild guess
  46. [11:41:36 PM] Norml: Handle attendence pretty much, I take care of organizing detentions, keep student records, etc.
  47. [11:41:47 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Any cool names?
  48. [11:41:54 PM] Norml: It's not a big job, but it puts me to work.
  49. [11:42:38 PM] Exec: if the school you work at were a stereotypical anime high school would it be your job to go up to the rooftop to make sure no one was cutting class there
  50. [11:42:57 PM] Norml: >tfw not an anime
  51. [11:45:01 PM] Norml: "Yeah like I said, it's been pretty hectic. I've had kids who've missed insane amounts of class trying to go."
  52. [11:47:04 PM] Norml: "She sighed, "I remember prom, I had a lot of fun."
  53. [11:47:18 PM] Mantis (Alex): "Did you go to prom norml?"
  54. [11:47:24 PM] Norml: That flipped a panic switch in me, "Y-You went to prom?"
  55. [11:47:38 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: I lel'd
  56. [11:47:54 PM] Exec: I was under the impression that going to senior prom was like
  57. [11:48:04 PM] Exec: a "vast majority of people" thing
  58. [11:48:16 PM] Norml: She smiled, "Oh yeah, I had a super fancy dress and everything. I didn't really fit in and all, but I had some fun with my friends."
  59. [11:48:40 PM] DeMessi: I remember my prom...it was horrible
  60. [11:48:42 PM] Headbuddy: I went to junior prom but not senior
  61. [11:48:43 PM] Norml: I tried to avoid a lot of high school comments and asked, "D-Did you have a date?"
  62. [11:49:29 PM] Norml: She nodded, "Yeah, Eric took me."
  63. [11:49:33 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: !!!
  64. [11:49:34 PM] DeMessi: 'o'
  65. [11:49:37 PM] Mantis (Alex): >TOOK HER TO PROM
  66. [11:49:37 PM] Norml: I felt my heart sink.
  67. [11:49:38 PM] Mantis (Alex): >STILL DIDN'T HIT THAT
  68. [11:49:45 PM] Norml: "O-Oh.. he did.."
  69. [11:49:50 PM] Mantis (Alex): HOLY SHIT ERIC KILL LA KILL YOURSELF
  70. [11:49:53 PM] Exec: [11:49 PM] Norml:
  71. <<< She nodded, "Yeah, Eric took me."
  72. SUDDENLY THINGS MAKE A TINY BIT MORE SENSE
  73. [11:49:56 PM] DrDtroit: ERIC GOT
  74. BLOWN
  75. THE
  76. FUCK
  77. OUT
  78. [11:50:16 PM] Mantis (Alex): >tfw I took my female friend to prom
  79. [11:50:23 PM] Mantis (Alex): >still had fun as fuck anyway
  80. [11:50:33 PM] Norml: She smiled, "Yeeeep! We went as friends though, it was pretty weird when we would dance close and all, since we were such close friends."
  81. [4/22/2014 11:51:04 PM] Norml: I tried to bring myself back together, "O-Oh, you went as friends?"
  82. [4/22/2014 11:51:42 PM] DrDtroit: nomo you nurd
  83. [4/22/2014 11:51:45 PM] Fabrosi: >implying she didn't get smashed and fuck Eric's brains out
  84. [4/22/2014 11:51:55 PM] Cr1tikal Guy: [Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:48 PM] DeMessi:
  85. <<< I remember my prom...it was horrible
  86. I managed to get some qts to go to prom with me
  87. [4/22/2014 11:52:06 PM] Mantis (Alex): I was prom king
  88. [4/22/2014 11:52:08 PM] Mantis (Alex): (^:
  89. [4/22/2014 11:52:15 PM] Norml: She rolled her eyes, "Uhh yeah. I was waiting for my high school crush to ask but.. oh why would he ask me right? Eric went with me so I could hang out with my friends who were going."
  90. [4/22/2014 11:52:49 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Pls, with that voice?
  91. [4/22/2014 11:52:50 PM] DrDtroit: >he did it for free
  92. [4/22/2014 11:52:52 PM] DeMessi: [Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:52 PM] Cr1tikal Guy:
  93. <<< I managed to get some qts to go to prom with me
  94. I took my >gf, but we were fighting at the time and it ruined it
  95. [4/22/2014 11:53:10 PM] DeMessi: it's funny because we were fighting over her dress
  96. [4/22/2014 11:53:12 PM] DrDtroit: >actually going to your prom
  97. [4/22/2014 11:53:18 PM] Mantis (Alex): >not going to prom
  98. [4/22/2014 11:53:25 PM] Cr1tikal Guy: I went mainly for after prom
  99. [4/22/2014 11:53:30 PM] Cr1tikal Guy: those were fun nights
  100. [4/22/2014 11:53:33 PM] Norml: I noticed her high school drama memories crawl back and tried to save the moment, "Well, I mean, you had fun right? That's what matters!"
  101. [4/22/2014 11:53:49 PM] Mantis (Alex): My after prom was going to burger king
  102. [4/22/2014 11:54:00 PM] DeMessi: >
  103. [4/22/2014 11:54:16 PM] Norml: She smiled at me, "Yeah, you're right, Nomo. In fact..."
  104. [4/22/2014 11:54:28 PM] Mantis (Alex): My parents were sticklers and wanted me to return at a certain time after prom
  105. [4/22/2014 11:54:36 PM] Norml: The waitress had walked up and asked us if we were ready to make out orders
  106. [4/22/2014 11:54:37 PM] Mantis (Alex): plus my school was full of losers (^:
  107. [4/22/2014 11:55:04 PM] Exec: You included? (^:
  108. [4/22/2014 11:55:13 PM] Mantis (Alex): Yup I was king of the losers
  109. [4/22/2014 11:55:18 PM] Norml: Elly looked up at her and picked up her menu, "O-Oh right!"
  110. [4/22/2014 11:55:48 PM] Mantis (Alex): Despite there being like more people that were more popular than me
  111. [4/22/2014 11:56:03 PM] Norml: We placed our orders and handed her our menus, Elly looked over as she walked away and then back at me.
  112. [4/22/2014 11:56:20 PM] Norml: "Our waitress is a cutie isn't she?"
  113. [4/22/2014 11:56:31 PM] DeMessi: WOT
  114. [4/22/2014 11:56:32 PM] Mantis (Alex): [Tuesday, April 22, 2014 11:56 PM] Norml:
  115. <<< "Our waitress is a cutie isn't she?"
  116. THIS IS A TEST
  117. [4/22/2014 11:56:36 PM] Exec: THIS IS LIKE A LOW ROLLER FROM A GK
  118. [4/22/2014 11:56:50 PM] Norml: I was caught offguard by that and looked over, "Uhh, y-yeah I guess..." and then took a sip of my drink.
  119. [4/22/2014 11:57:09 PM] Mantis (Alex): Acceptable answer/10
  120. [4/22/2014 11:57:10 PM] Exec: SOILED IT
  121. [4/22/2014 11:57:11 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Say in a really playful voice, "NAWT AS QT AS YOOU :)"
  122. [4/22/2014 11:57:29 PM] Mantis (Alex): The way norml said it makes it sound like he doesn't really care
  123. [4/22/2014 11:57:32 PM] Mantis (Alex): Like
  124. [4/22/2014 11:57:33 PM] Norml: She sucked in her lips and then spoke up again, "Uh, uh, right... what were we talking about again?"
  125. [4/22/2014 11:57:34 PM] Mantis (Alex): "I guess"
  126. [4/22/2014 11:57:58 PM] Cr1tikal Guy: >yfw elly is Bi
  127. [4/22/2014 11:58:18 PM] DeMessi: >mfw Elly & Nicole threesome
  128. [4/22/2014 11:58:42 PM] Norml: I thought she was fishing for a compliment
  129. [4/22/2014 11:58:49 PM] Norml: But that came to mind a day later
  130. [4/22/2014 11:58:51 PM] Mantis (Alex): >tsundere nicole accepts the threesome
  131. [4/22/2014 11:59:01 PM] Mantis (Alex): >"I-It's not because I want to or anything"
  132. [4/22/2014 11:59:20 PM] Cr1tikal Guy: B-baka
  133. [4/22/2014 11:59:34 PM] Mantis (Alex): Also this is Norml's first official fuckup
  134. [4/22/2014 11:59:36 PM] Mantis (Alex): I guess
  135. [4/22/2014 11:59:51 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: No
  136. [4/22/2014 11:59:55 PM] Cossa Nova - /b/: He fucked up before
  137. [4/22/2014 11:59:56 PM] Mantis (Alex): 2nd
  138. [4/22/2014 11:59:58 PM] Mantis (Alex): then
  139. [12:00:02 AM] Mantis (Alex): but I mean
  140. [12:00:06 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: I had him down for a fuckup last night
  141. [12:00:07 AM] Mantis (Alex): maybe half
  142. [12:00:17 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: No hitter has long since been blown
  143. [12:00:28 AM] Norml: "Oh um.. prom?"
  144. [12:00:38 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: We're down to just a shutout
  145. [12:01:00 AM] Norml: She placed her hands on her lap and looked away, "O-Oh yeah..."
  146. [12:01:07 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >yfw nomo starts giving up runs
  147. [12:01:23 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >yfw nomo has to be pulled in the 4th inning
  148. [12:01:32 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >Josh replaces him
  149. [12:01:37 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: >gets perfect game
  150. [12:01:45 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: OH JOSH
  151. [12:01:51 AM] Norml: >NTR
  152. [12:01:57 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: >perfect game
  153. >starting in the 4th
  154. [12:02:04 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: Cosa pls
  155. [12:02:04 AM] Mewyabe /d/: Thank you Roll
  156. [12:02:09 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: That'sthejoke.jpg
  157. [12:02:16 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: Josh is superhuman
  158. [12:02:20 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: but even he has his limits
  159. [12:02:47 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: also
  160. [12:02:55 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: >IMPLYING NOMO MAKES IT TO THE 4TH
  161. [12:03:05 AM] Mantis (Alex): I have faith in norml
  162. [12:03:07 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: >IMPLYING NOT DFA'D FIRST DAY OF SPRING
  163. [12:03:24 AM] Mantis (Alex): Norml is currently 0 for 2 at bat
  164. [12:03:28 AM] Norml: She looked up and then back at me after a short moment of silence, "Do.. you.. um..."
  165. [12:03:34 AM] Mantis (Alex): with a groundout and a pop fly
  166. [12:03:36 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: The windup
  167. [12:03:41 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: Elly delivers
  168. [12:04:58 AM] Norml: I picked up the floundering conversation, "I mean, yeah like I was saying, work has been chaotic with all these commands and orders and double standards... but hey I'm glad it's all over."
  169. [12:05:12 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: Nomo with a defensive swing
  170. [12:05:15 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: he'll foul it off
  171. [12:05:18 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: count still 1-2
  172. [12:05:18 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: [12:05 AM] Norml:
  173. <<< I'm glad it's all over
  174. [12:05:36 AM] Norml: "They didn't try to make you chaperone did they?"
  175. [12:05:54 AM] Norml: I cringed at the thought, "Honestly, I'm glad they didn't."
  176. [12:08:02 AM] Norml: She giggled, and then asked me, "Gee, are the kids that bad?"
  177. [12:08:16 AM] DrDtroit: [12:06 AM] Doogie_:
  178. <<< The waitress had walked up and asked
  179. <<< to make out
  180. <<< with
  181. <<< Elly
  182. [12:08:51 AM] Feedback: 2lewd
  183. [12:09:31 AM] Norml: I sighed, "Well, after this week, I'm just glad I didn't have to see them this weekend. I mean, I have to check on this girl every day to make sure she attends detention! What is that right?"
  184. [12:09:35 AM] SeeSaw: [12:08 AM] Norml:
  185. <<< "Gee, are the kids that bad?"
  186. "Not as bad as you baby" *whips out dick*
  187. [12:09:49 AM] Norml: She laughed, "Wow, what's the reason behind that?"
  188. [12:10:50 AM] Norml: "A little over 100 absences. I don't even know why they pulled strings for her, but hey, nice to know our school sticks to their policies, right?"
  189. [12:11:15 AM] Exec: Isn't the average school year like a hundred and eighty days
  190. [12:11:18 AM] Exec: jee
  191. [12:11:18 AM] Exec: zus
  192. [12:11:21 AM] Norml: She gasped, "That's insane. What was the policy?"
  193. [12:11:45 AM] Norml: We kept talking (well I kept complaining on my horrible work week really) for a bit.
  194. [12:11:59 AM] Norml: [12:11 AM] Exec:
  195. <<< Isn't the average school year like a hundred and eighty days
  196. Each period absence is accounted as one absence
  197. [12:12:08 AM] Norml: So miss 6 periods = 6 absences
  198. [12:12:09 AM] Exec: Oooooooooh okay.
  199. [12:12:27 AM] DeMessi: >having 6 periods as a senior
  200. [12:13:02 AM] Norml: It was an example
  201. [12:13:12 AM] Norml: Anywaayyyyyy
  202. [12:13:45 AM] Norml: She had gotten comfortable with our conversation, and then brought up a danger zone.
  203. [12:14:08 AM] Norml: "Oh, Nomo, what have you been watching recently. Like, anime wise."
  204. [12:14:24 AM] Fabrosi: #happening
  205. [12:14:34 AM] DeMessi: >mfw he lies
  206. [12:14:41 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: HERE WE GO
  207. [12:14:48 AM] Exec: > you will never watch jojos with your qt gf
  208. [12:15:02 AM] Norml: I thought real quick and said 3 that came to mind, "Daimidaler, Captain Earth, Gochuumon... to name a few."
  209. [12:15:17 AM] Norml: She perked up, "Oh that first one sounded cool, what's it about?"
  210. [12:15:18 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: >Daimidaler
  211. [12:15:22 AM] DeMessi: LEL
  212. [12:15:25 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: HERE WE FUCKING GO
  213. [12:15:33 AM] Feedback: oh boy
  214. [12:15:37 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: WORK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS NOMO
  215. [12:15:39 AM] Exec: "y-you w-wouldn't like it"
  216. [12:15:40 AM] Norml: I nearly choked after realizing the show I mentioned
  217. [12:15:46 AM] Exec: "why no-kun"
  218. [12:15:48 AM] Norml: "U-UHHHM, W-Well.."
  219. [12:16:04 AM] Exec: "i-i fap to every episode"
  220. [12:16:11 AM] DeMessi: >not just saying it's a comedic anime directed towards men
  221. [12:16:36 AM] DeMessi: she would totally buy that
  222. [12:16:47 AM] Norml: I was having a mini panic attack at that moment, "Y-You see, I.. don't know how to describe it..."
  223. [12:18:18 AM] Norml: She looked confused, "Well, if you can't you don-"
  224. [12:18:25 AM] Norml: "I-It's a mech show!"
  225. [12:19:26 AM] Norml: She thinks for a second, "Oh mecha anime is cool, I'm not really into much though. I mean, I like the Macross shows though."
  226. [12:19:49 AM] Fabrosi: >macross
  227. [12:19:49 AM] Norml: I caught her changing up the question and decided to play off that.
  228. [12:19:51 AM] Fabrosi: what a pleb
  229. [12:20:03 AM] Doogie_: >talking about anime on a date
  230. [12:20:07 AM] Doogie_: I dont even know anymore
  231. [12:20:14 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: They're Otaku Doog
  232. [12:20:30 AM] Norml: "Yeah Macross is alright, Captain Earth is also a mech show this season, seems pretty cool so far..."
  233. [12:20:40 AM] Norml: [12:20 AM] Doogie_:
  234. <<< I dont even know anymore
  235. Hey she brought it up
  236. [12:20:42 AM] Norml: (^:
  237. [12:23:21 AM] Norml: She nodded, "Yeah, you liked Mekaku right? The second episode came out today, I just haven't seen it yet. I was.. kinda busy this morning."
  238. [12:28:27 AM] Norml: "Oh yeah? What were you doing?"
  239. [12:29:11 AM] Norml: She bit her bottom lip, "Well... I was kinda, focused on our... you and me hanging out today, I guess."
  240. [12:29:20 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: dawww
  241. [12:29:24 AM] DeMessi: : 3
  242. [12:29:28 AM] SeeSaw: [12:29 AM] Norml:
  243. <<< She bit her bottom lip
  244. Kreygasm
  245. [12:30:03 AM] Norml: That was the sweetest thing.
  246. [12:30:48 AM] Norml: I smiled at her, "Well.. I'm glad that this... hangout is important to you... L-Like it is to me."
  247. [12:31:01 AM] Doogie_: >hangout
  248. [12:31:05 AM] DeMessi: >hangout
  249. [12:31:06 AM] Doogie_: >friendzoning yourself
  250. [12:31:11 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: F-F-F-FRIENDZONE
  251. [12:31:12 AM] DeMessi: SOILED IT
  252. [12:31:12 AM] Doogie_: Omega as fuck
  253. [12:31:37 AM] Norml: I started tapping the floor with my heel quietly as I looked at her
  254. [12:32:00 AM] Norml: She was looking down and then started up, "You mean.. a date.. right?"
  255. [12:32:16 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: SAVE IT NOMO
  256. [12:32:40 AM] Norml: I almost fell out of my chair, "W-Y-W-Yeah! I'd l-like to call it that, i-if that's alright?"
  257. [12:32:55 AM] Marimo-sama: >This betaness
  258. [12:33:06 AM] Norml: She giggled, "Yeah.. I'm okay with calling this a date."
  259. [12:33:09 AM] DeMessi: R E M O V E B E T A
  260. [12:33:10 AM] Feedback: >D-DEITO?
  261. [12:33:55 AM] Norml: I clenched my teeth and took a quick breath, "... Cool."
  262. [12:39:55 AM] Norml: She looked around not knowing what to say or something, I didn't know what to say either.
  263. [12:40:23 AM] Marimo-sama: Dai suki, Elly-kun
  264. [12:43:08 AM] Norml: I decided to ask her about her week instead.
  265. [12:45:21 AM] Norml: "Oh well, classes have been the usual. Professors lecturing, reviewing with people before and after class, you know the deal."
  266. [12:46:17 AM] Norml: She stopped and looked over at me, "Oh Nomo, what school did you graduate from?"
  267. [12:47:10 AM] Marimo-sama: "St Michaels Comp"
  268. [12:47:35 AM] DrDtroit: Anime University
  269. [12:47:44 AM] Marimo-sama: "5 GCSEs A-C is all you need to know"
  270. [12:47:55 AM] Fabrosi: CGNU
  271. [12:48:39 AM] Marimo-sama: "One in design and tech, give me some wood and I'll make a nice figure for you"
  272. [12:48:48 AM] Marimo-sama: "Another in PE"
  273. [12:51:25 AM] Norml: I looked down, not wanting to admit to her, but decided to come out with it, "W-Well.. I managed to get into LJMU and planned to major in marketing but.. um.. I dropped out after 2 semesters."
  274. [12:51:39 AM] Norml: She looked shocked, "Wh-What? Why?"
  275. [12:52:02 AM] Autocrat: You can get a teaching job as a university dropout in America?
  276. [12:52:11 AM] Norml: >teaching
  277. [12:52:17 AM] Norml: I don't teach
  278. [12:52:25 AM] Autocrat: they let you near children, though
  279. [12:53:15 AM] Norml: I work a desk job, and yeah I actually had a friend I made down in SF help me get the job
  280. [12:53:31 AM] Marimo-sama: In my country they don't let you near children without a doctorate
  281. [12:53:42 AM] Norml: His uncle is an assistant principle there and then put a good word in for me.
  282. [12:53:45 AM] Marimo-sama: Consider yourself lucky
  283. [12:53:52 AM] Norml: I was jobless for a long while down here
  284. [12:53:55 AM] Autocrat: Oh, so you're like a secretary
  285. [12:59:27 AM] Norml: Well I better tell this story some more.
  286. [12:59:51 AM] Marimo-sama: >mfw Norml actually moves away as I go to California for a semester
  287. [1:00:18 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: It's okay
  288. [1:00:31 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: I probably won't be here either, San Man
  289. [1:00:51 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: At least you'll have Weasel!
  290. [1:01:06 AM] Mantis (Alex): >Norml goes halfway across the world while still dating elly
  291. [1:01:10 AM] Mantis (Alex): >she NTRs him hardcore
  292. [1:01:15 AM] Mantis (Alex): norml pls
  293. [1:01:15 AM] Norml: "W-Well.. I didn't try to keep up there I guess.. I thought, 'Hey I got in, now I can do whatever I want!' but I fell behind and well.. couldn't pick myself back up."
  294. [1:02:02 AM] Norml: She frowned, "Ohh Nomo, you're lucky you were able to score a decent job..."
  295. [1:02:28 AM] Norml: She looked at me with concerned eyes, and I didn't really feel up to have her look down on me at that moment.
  296. [1:03:19 AM] Norml: Our food was brought over to us about a minute later, and then Elly had taken out her chopsticks.
  297. [1:03:41 AM] Norml: She whispered something to herself and then split them apart to eat.
  298. [1:03:52 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: ITADAKIMASU!
  299. [1:04:02 AM] Norml: ^^
  300. [1:04:07 AM] Autocrat: you took her to Panda Express for your first date?
  301. [1:04:28 AM] Norml: I think I had a hunch on what she was saying and then asked her a quick question.
  302. [1:04:49 AM] Mantis (Alex): [1:04 AM] Autocrat:
  303. <<< you took her to Panda Express for your first date?
  304. it's a seafood place
  305. [1:04:55 AM] Norml: [1:04 AM] Autocrat:
  306. <<< you took her to Panda Express for your first date?
  307. I took her to a seafood restaurant.
  308. [1:05:08 AM] SeeSaw: what's it called
  309. [1:05:14 AM] Mantis (Alex): long john silvers
  310. [1:05:16 AM] Mantis (Alex): (^:
  311. [1:05:21 AM] SeeSaw: kek
  312. [1:05:23 AM] Autocrat: >seafood place
  313. >chopsticks
  314. [1:05:23 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Red Lobster
  315. [1:05:30 AM] Mantis (Alex): [1:05 AM] Autocrat:
  316. <<< >seafood place
  317. <<< >chopsticks
  318. well they serve sushi
  319. [1:05:36 AM] Mantis (Alex): i don't know what else people use to eat it
  320. [1:05:42 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: Your hands
  321. [1:05:58 AM] SeeSaw: >Not eating sushi with a fork and knife
  322. [1:06:02 AM] SeeSaw: fucking barbarians
  323. [1:06:04 AM] Autocrat: I always bring my own fork to sushi restaurants
  324. [1:06:13 AM] DrDtroit: >not putting the plate to your face and eating directly
  325. [1:06:19 AM] Norml: "Hey, Elly. Did you just mumble something to yourself right now?"
  326. [1:06:33 AM] Norml: She got all flustered and tried to ignore me.
  327. [1:06:51 AM] SeeSaw: "n-no... b-baka"
  328. [1:06:53 AM] Norml: "Elly..?"
  329. [1:06:58 AM] Mantis (Alex): "BAKA!"
  330. [1:07:04 AM] Cr1tikal Guy: BAAAAKA
  331. [1:07:10 AM] Mantis (Alex): "BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA "
  332. [1:07:14 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: SNAAAAAAAKKE
  333. [1:07:14 AM] Norml: She looked up at me with an embarrassed look, "Y-Yeah?"
  334. [1:07:46 AM] Mantis (Alex): [1:06 AM] Norml:
  335. <<< "Elly..?"
  336. "Bane...?"
  337. [1:07:59 AM] Norml: "WHY DO YOU PUT ON THE MASK?"
  338. [1:08:16 AM] Mantis (Alex): "WHY DOES ELLY WEAR THE WHITE FLOWER"
  339. [1:08:41 AM] Norml: Actually, "What did you just mumble to yourself?" I said with a sly grin.
  340. [1:09:10 AM] Norml: She looked away and placed the piece of sushi she picked up back down, "Nothing..."
  341. [1:09:11 AM] Marimo-sama: "Grace, because Jesus"
  342. [1:09:40 AM] Norml: I chuckled, "Are you sure?"
  343. [1:10:36 AM] Norml: She turned a bright pink and mumbled, "I-Itadakimasu.."
  344. [1:10:51 AM] Exec: the weebest
  345. [1:10:58 AM] Exec: actually no
  346. [1:11:07 AM] Norml: I started to laugh a bit, "Do you always say that before a meal?"
  347. [1:11:15 AM] Exec: I GOT IT
  348. [1:11:16 AM] Exec: guys
  349. [1:11:27 AM] Exec: we should visit norml someday and have a barbecue
  350. [1:11:38 AM] Exec: because he's got a WEEBER GRILL AW HAW HAW
  351. [1:11:54 AM] Autocrat: pretty clever
  352. [1:11:59 AM] Norml: She got a bit embarrassed, "W-Well.. Daddy'd say it before meals, and I picked up when I was a little girl."
  353. [1:12:15 AM] Fabrosi: daw
  354. [1:12:16 AM] Autocrat: is she half Chinese?
  355. [1:12:30 AM] Norml: She went on, "I.. I mean now I don't proclaim it, but still.. it's a habit I guess."
  356. [1:12:37 AM] Norml: Half jap
  357. [1:12:47 AM] Autocrat: same thing
  358. [1:13:43 AM] SeeSaw: [1:12 AM] Norml:
  359. <<< Daddy
  360. Ask her about this at some point please
  361. [1:14:02 AM] Autocrat: he doesn't have to.
  362. [1:14:09 AM] Autocrat: it's self-explanatory
  363. [1:14:23 AM] Norml: She kept trying to save herself, "I.. You don't think it's weird or anything right? I mean.."
  364. [1:14:25 AM] Marimo-sama: Its just a thing girls do SeeSaw. Let her be moe
  365. [1:15:11 AM] Norml: I put my hand up, "You're rambling again, Elly. I think it's fine.. it's kinda.. cute actually."
  366. [1:15:33 AM] Norml: I felt myself tense up in fear that I made a compliment when it wasn't needed
  367. [1:15:49 AM] Marimo-sama: >not "Erry wa kawaii desu"
  368. [1:15:58 AM] SeeSaw: "cut that weeaboo shit out Elly, you're embarassing me"
  369. [1:15:59 AM] Norml: She smiled and told me, "Hey Nomo, can I tell you something?"
  370. [1:16:07 AM] Norml: "Y-Yeah?"
  371. [1:16:54 AM] SeeSaw: OH GOD
  372. [1:16:59 AM] Marimo-sama: Bring it home.
  373. [1:17:21 AM] Norml: "I'm so glad you didn't say kawaii. It's like my pet peeve when that's like the only japanese word that people say to me."
  374. [1:18:04 AM] Norml: I actually laughed at that, and brought up, "Really? No way, I don't believe you!"
  375. [1:18:38 AM] Exec: "b-b-b-b-but you are kawaii elly"
  376. [1:18:41 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: How could you, this is all fake
  377. [1:18:43 AM] Roll Fizzlebeef: (^:
  378. [1:18:54 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: TELL ME ABOUT ELLY
  379. [1:19:01 AM] Cossa Nova - /b/: WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE FLOWER
  380. [1:19:18 AM] Feedback: LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A GUY IN THE FRIENDZONE
  381. [1:19:19 AM] SeeSaw: LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED DATE
  382. [1:19:33 AM] Norml: She nodded, "Oh yeah, all these people at school who aren't even asian or anything! They find out I'm half Japanese and almost the first thing they say is 'ohhh kawaii!' or something." She started to laugh too.
  383. [1:19:57 AM] SeeSaw: She's talking about Eric
  384. [1:20:05 AM] Mantis (Alex): Probably
  385. [1:20:27 AM] Marimo-sama: I have never seen a man so BLOWN THE FUCK OUT as Eric is in this moment
  386. [1:20:57 AM] Marimo-sama: "[Something about Nisekoi] yeah its definitely fake"
  387. [1:21:13 AM] Norml: We continued to casually talk and eat our meals as the day passed on.
  388. [1:24:10 AM] Norml: Hey I wanna go on 4chan
  389. [1:24:13 AM] Marimo-sama: City of Doogie: Population 0
  390. [1:24:20 AM] Norml: Tell you what, I'll stop here for now..
  391. [1:24:35 AM] Norml: And then continue tomorrow morning
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