star wars canon generator

$name : Star Wars Canon Generator
$author : J. J. Abrams
$description : Plot twist!
$amount : 1
$button : dewit

$allow duplicates

$star_word
phantom
attack
return
last
final
menace
[menacing|hopeful|lasting|forcing|empirical|attacking] [star_word]
hope
force
empire
skywalker
palpatine
saga
revenge
vader
immortal
[mundy] {2%}

$vowel
[a|e|i|o|u]
y {15%}
w {15%}
[letter] {5%}

$letter
[q|w|e|r|t|y|u|i|o|p|a|s|d|f|g|h|j|k|l|z|x|c|v|b|n|m]
[letter][letter] {1%}

$>ship
[X|Y|[VOWEL]]-Wing
[[Land|Acre]|[Jedi|Sith]|[Star|Planet]|Generation|The Millennium] [Ship|Speeder|Destroyer|Falco[n|]]
[B|Tr]i[cycl|k]e {50%}
[™||][Mobile Pope|Pope on the Run|Pope-Mobile™|Pope Car] {4%}

$>structure
[star|planet|nebula|universe][killer|pooper] [base|stronghold|station]
ex[i|a|[vowel]]go[r|l] {50%}
no [moon|space station] {50%}
[[an]|the][ minecraft| rebel| super gnarly| death|] [stronghold|end city|nether fortress|village|base|stormtrooper army|star destroyer[ fleet|]|star]
[mr. shubert's [under|over|][water|lava] base|the[ oceanic| volcanic||] foundation for[ oceanic| volcanic||] research] {25%}
the [basement|dungeon|realm]™ {35%}
a [borg|minecraft|Unity3D|blender] [cube|sphere|geometric primitive|rhombicuboctahedron] {20%}
a dreadnought {20%}
[x|r|k|m]ind[ii|y|] weapon {15%}
a comically large[[re|]r|] spoon {15%}
[eye|brain] of cthulhu [([E|B]OC)||] {15%}

$>planet
hoth
[endor|end or]
tatooine
mustafar
d[vowel]gobah
jakku
alderaan
corouscant
captain [minecraft |][steve|alex|falcon[ punch|]]
[m|l|gl|bl]andalore
[minecraft|cartoon]
[elmo|el moe]'s world
[moho|eve|gilly|kerbin|mun|minmus|duna|ike|dres|jool|laythe|vall|tylo|bop|pol|eeloo]
[k|c]orvax prime
[ju|poo]pit[vowel]r
[chicken|beef|mutton|goat|bear] nuggets
[chick-fil-a|mcdonalds] [playing|contaminated|war] [are[n|]a|zone]
mario's [head|neck|[left|right|][ ear| eye| nose]|hair|[second |||||]chin]
[wolf|dog] [359|360|[100-600]]
[no|all] [man's|women's] [sky|dirt]
e[a|r]r[th|ff| (th)]
the [nether|end|bathroom]
[planet] prime {15%}
[mars|neptune|satur[inal|n|n|n|n]|pluto|uranus|venus|[liquid |]mercury]
terminus
dewdew planet
a north dakota-sized hole in the middle of new orleans which we will benefit greatly from {20%}
krypton[ite||]
LEG[O|0] W[O|0]RLD!!!!!
the batman planet
london but bigger {20%}
slightly-larger london {20%}
russia
Obamaland™ {30%}
The [Crimson|Corruption|Hallow|Underworld] {65%}
[planet]-[1-9][[letter]|] {50%}
comically [large[r|]|small[er|]] spoon {35%}

$mundy
[m|p|r|fl|bl|b|qu]u[n|m|[n|m|]p][d|b|p|qu][y|i|[e|a|i|o|u]y]

$>character
[L[vowel]ke|[An|Pan|Plan|Banan|Pancak]akin] [Sky|Ground|Cave][walker|runner|trudger|mover|traverser|sprinter|saunter[er|]]
Darth [Vader|Ma[u|l]l]
[The Emperor|[Sheev Palpatine|Pal Sheevatine|Peev Shalpatine]|The Senate]
[well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]Princess [Leia|Peach|Daisy|Rosalina|Zelda]
Han [Solo|Duo|Trio|Quatro|Sinco] {80%}
[Indiana|[Mr.|Dr.]|[Mister|Doctor]|Comrade] Jones
[Harrison|Henry] Ford[|, inventor of [car|fast horse]] {100%}
Rey[ [Sky|Ground|Cave][walker|runner|trudger|mover|traverser]| Palpatine||||]
WHAT GIRL?
Kylo Re[n|y]
[Y|S][o|e][d|g]a
a [jedi|sith] {99%}
[FN|[LETTER][LETTER]]-218[7|66]
[two|three|four|five|six|seven] [french|spanish|russian|australian|canadian|american|armenian|antarctican|lithuanian] [jedi|vulcan|sith|random] [knights|lords|peasants] of [molecular|mind-meld|turbo|quantum|toilet|mechanical|biological|analytical] [biology|encabulation|mechanics|analysis|physics|toiletries] {65%}
[Minecraft |]Steve[ Austin|] {60%}
Ma[r|hh|hhh]k[ Harris|] {50%}
[Former US president Barack Obama|obama[ 2: obama edition|]] {87.38%}
mailbox [wo|]man {85%}
Mr. Sh[oe|u]b[e|u]rt {50%}
[||Sorry, ][Link|Zelda][||, I can't GIVE credit!] {60%}
C.W. [Cash|Rubels|Cashmoney|Currency|Loans|Interest|Dollars|Cents|Smith|Hoofenh[e|]ifer|plamsbottom[s|]|Gregory|Shmellius] {15%}
[William Shatner|Old Ben|Ben Kenobi|[ewanmcgregor|Ew[a|[vowel]]n McGr[r|]eg[or|]]] {25%}
The president of [Earth|Mars|The Moon|[Planet]] {50%}
CAPTAIN [PROTON|NEUTRON|BARYON|MESON|...quaaark|NEUTRINO|PHOTON|GLUON|GRAVITON] {29%}
[jimmy|jimbo] [neutron|baryon|positron|photon] {50%}
[Jimmy|Dwayne|John|Malcolm|Among] "The [Sodium [Chloride|Diclonkadonker]|Actually Dude|Neutron|Rock|Something|Hair Gel|Sus]" [Neutron|Johnson|Smith|Reed|Us] {55%}
[[Andrew|Asher|Bradley|Brandon|Brett|Brian|Cody|Cole|Colin|Connor|Daniel|Dylan|Garrett|Harley|Jack|Jacob|Jake|Jeff|Jeffrey|Joe[||| mama]|Kevin|Kyle|Levi|Logan|Luke|Marty|Maxwell|Ryan|Scott|Seth|Steve|Tanner|Trent|Wyatt|Zach] the Guide|mr. terraria|Guide|guyie] {45%}
Malcolm "The Hair Gel" Reed {2.7182818284%}
Dr. [Chaotica|Heinz Doofensmirtz] {50%}
POOPOO[!|1][!|1][1|!][1|!][!|1][!|1][1|!] {25%}
[Mar[io|k]|L[ui|oo]gi][ 64| Sunshine™| Galaxy| 3D World| Odyssey| 3[|||, <i>revised for the modern ferenghi!</i>]|||||||||||]
[The|A] [Six Million|Thirty five Million (adjusted for inflation)|Six [Milliard|Billion]|Twenty|460,577,600] [[Dollar|Cent] Man|Ruble Comrade] {30%}
[Obi-Wan|General] Kenobi
[Mace|Club|Bat|Staff|Sword|Halberd|Claymore] Wind[u|e[w|x]]
[Jebediah|Bill|Bob|Valentina|Elon|Zefram] Kerman {80%}
[J|Aj]ar-Jar [B|St][i|a]nks
The [Ra|Fa|Ja|A]n[c|k|ch]or
A[h|hh]soka[h|]
AAAAAAAAAAAhsoka {20%}
the [entire population|united popul[o|]us|entirety] of [[brooklyn|long island] new york|oregon|south dakota|eastern west virginia|bri'ian|bri'ish stinky?????][||| including all the dogs with cawfee] {60%}
[Guy|Dude|Man|Person|Br[o|uh|[e|o]wski]|[D|M]r.] Fieri[i|] {50%}
P[l|o|oo]o[-| |][k|c][o|oo]n {50%}
K[i|ey][-| ]a[d|dd][y|i|ey] [Mundy] {50%}
[I|E][m|mm|]a[-| ]Gun[-| ]d[i|ee] {50%}
[Ee|E|Ew|O|[Vowel]]th [K|H|k|h][o|oo|ee][t|z]h[ [Mundy]||||] {50%}
[Mundy] {70%}
[Ch|T]ewba[cc|c|k|kk][a|o]
[F|Sk]inn[n|]
[C3P0|C3P0e] {10%}
R[1-9]D[1-9][||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||E[1-9]]
[an] [m||||]ewok
[an] [young|[d|j]ump|old|poop]ling
Jabba the [H|P]ut[t|][ Golf|]
Po[e|]
[Qu|G|J]i-[qu|g|j]on [Qu|G|J]in
[Bob|Chris|Donald|[J|T]erry|Robert] the [Builder|Constructor|Demolisher|Destroyer|[J|R|B|T]umbler] {50%}
[Bob|Chris|Donald|[J|T]erry|Robert] the [Builder|Constructor|Demolisher|Destroyer|[J|R|B|T]umbler][ of worlds| of galaxies| of realms] {20%}
[J|R|T]ohn [J|R|T]ohnald [J|R|T]ohnson[ald|] {50%}
[The |][M|Gl|L|J|Bl][a|e]ndo[lorian|]
[The|B[a|[vowel]]by|[H|K]ermit] [Child|Yo[d|g|AAAAA]a]
[k|h]ermit[ the [[f|h]rog|yoda|[character]]|] {50%}
URRURURURURRRURURR {50%}
[Ba|Fa|Far]tm[a|e]n[ (Nuclear Warhead)|||||] {70%}
[Elmo|El Moe] {70%}
Darth Plagu[e|i|ei|]s the Wise
ultralord!!11!1!1!1!!!!1 {1%}
[potion seller|...traveller] {20%}
[Grand Na[gus|[s|z]al] Zek|p[a|uh|y]jama shark|[ban|]anakin m[u|U]g] {80%}
the [Mono[poly|tony]|Communism|Milk|[M|Chainm]ail] Man
M[r|s|rs]. [Incredible|Credible|Mediocre]
[Sh[re|ei]k|[D|m][o|aw]nkey|monky] {70%}
[Syndrome|buddy|Incrediboy|not incrediboy either] {50%}
one of the many [Mono[poly|tony]|Communism] Men {50%}
[Stalin|Comrade Index Card|The Man of Steel] {30%}
[bruh stalin|stalin stark|tony joseph] {1%}
[[V|P|G]ladimir |][P|V|Gl|T|D][u|oo[||poo]]tin[| [V|P|G]ladimir] {70%}
[[C|S]hell|GLaD[o|O]S|Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System|Cave|Caroline|Doug][ [J|R|T]ohnson| Rattman] {30%}
[Ensign |Lieutenant |Commander |First Officer |Counselor |Captain |Admiral |Doctor |][Kirk|Picard|Janeway|[S|C]is[k|c]o|Archer|Spock|Riker|Data|Tuvok|[Wo|Ba]rf|O'[Brien|Keefe]|Scotty|[Barkley|Brocolli]|Paris|Chekov|Sulu|[M'C|Mc]o[y|i]]
K[i|o]rby {40%}
sans {35%}
non-descript [comrade|[sentient |]potato[| person]] {25%}
famous person #[1-999] {15%}
not just the [me|bi|pi|tin ca]n[dalorian||||], but the [wo|]men[dalorian||||] and [children|men|women|[character]][dalorian||||] too {50%}
The [stormtrooper|cylon] that [doesn't miss|always misses] {50%}
[[Wal|L]uigi|(character who isn't in smash brothers as of 2020)] {70%}
[character_title] [Raven|B[i|[vowel]]rd|bread|[mundy]] {50%}
[character_title] [Th|Ch|T]r[vowel]y[area|plot|plot of land|acre|rey|rei|rea|a] {50%}
[character_title] N[[vowel]|i]h[[vowel]|i]l[us|ussr] {50%}
[character_title] Si[vowel]n {50%}
[character_title] M[vowel]l[vowel]k {50%}
[character_title] [Ju|Poo][letter]an[vowel] {50%}
[character_title] Sh[a|aa|ah|yuhhhh][c|]k T[i|ee|eee|eeeeeeee|iey] {50%}
bone[less|-in] [chicken|beef[ rack||||]] {50%}
hobba the jut bob[ the builder|||||||||||||||||] {40%}
[character] [Mundy] {10%}
[character_title] [character] {50%}
[character] and [character] {30%}
[character], you are [an] [g|b|c|]old one {50.14159265358979323%}

$movie_name
[The||] [Rise|Revenge|Awakening] of [the|] [Star_word]
The [Star_word] [strikes|awakens|jedi|sith|menace|of the [Star_word]][ Back||]
[An] [new|ancient|traditional|aged] [Star_word]

$character_title
[Jedi|Grand|Sith|Spice|Beef[ Rack||||||||||]|Porcelain|Business|[[h|t]umour|haha|stink|poop]] [Master|Lord|Knight|Trader|Sage|Peasant|Scum]
Darth
Scavenger
Jester {20%}
Grand {20%}
smelly {20%}

$roman_numeral
The [Old|New|[Semi-|]Aged [Cheese||||||||||]|Democratic|First|Final] [Republic|Empire|Order]
[I|II|III|IV|V|VI|VII|VIII|IX|L|C|CMXI|M|MMM]
LIAR! {5%}
The [[M|Bl|Gl|L|J]andalorian|[Movie_name]]: [Chapt[e|o]r|Episode] [roman_numeral] {30%}
Hunter [2: [Star Warsing me Softly|Electric Boogaloo]|13: Star Wars or be Star Warsed|14] {30%}
[II: The Wrath of [Khan|[Character]]|III: The Search for [Spock|[Character]]|IV: The [Voyage|Trek] Home|VI: The [Undiscovered|Unexplored] [Country|Continent|Area of land]] {5%}
[roman_numeral]: [The|a][ Star Wars|] [Musical|Movie|Film|Story] {20%}
[Space|Star|[Star_word]] Mutiny: [roman_numeral] {5%}
[2|batman [3-17]|batman 2 HD]: [Revised for the Modern Ferenghi! Enjoy! Absorb!|Unedited for the Ancient Stone! Despise! Expel!] {4%}

$the worlds greatest
[water|boxes|dollars]
[potatoes|vodka|rubles]
[diners|drive-ins|dines]
[binders|bribe-ins|bines]
[d[o|aw]gs|cawf[f|]ee]
fortnite funnies {25%}

$character_action
[character][accidentally] [dies|is defeated by [character]|is killed by [character]|goes into exile[|| on the planet [planet]]|turns to the dark side|defeats [character]|shot first|gets one [quarter|[h|c]alf|th[ir|ri]d|[f|s]i[f|]th] portion|kills not just the men, but the women and children too|[builds|constructs] their own [blue|green|red|purple|yellow|chartruse|||] lightsaber|is too dangerous to be left alive|hops in their [ship] to blow up [[character]'s army of||] [structure]|executes order [1-99]|seemingly in their anger, killed [character]|is meant to be [ex|s]pendable|thinks it's [im|]possible|uses their unlimited power to kill [character]|makes a fine addition to their collection|asks whether or not [character] is safe or alright|says "Ironic, [character_action_past]"|saves another from death, but not themselves|once again proves that there is nothing [character] can't get that they cannot take away|takes down a dreadnought|gets the [high|low|intermediary] ground|puts a dent in [character]'s battle armor]
[there is [political|financial|toilet-based] [un|][rest|ease] in the [galactic|universal|eternal|greatest] [senate|state][| of [planet]]|[structure] destroys [planet]|the citizens of [planet] are [terrorized|enslaved|insulted] by their ruler[, [character]|]] {50%}
[character][accidentally] [overheats [character]'s tostitos™|tells [character], "it's time to go home, buddy"|drinks some cawfee|rolls out looking for the greatest [the worlds greatest], [the worlds greatest], and [the worlds greatest]|puts the milk in first|tells [character] that they are [massive|wide|large|heavy|not skinny]|poops|invades [poland|[planet]|brooklyn new york]|needs [character]'s strongest potions[|, because they're going into battle]|is but a minor keureg in plan|does nothing|dies with thunderous applause|poops more] {4%}
[letter,x20-30] (todo: remove the part of the synopsis when i fell asleep on the keyboard) {0.5%}

$character_action_past
[character][accidentally] [died|was defeated by [character]|was killed by [character]|went into exile[|| on the planet [planet]]|turned to the dark side|defeated [character]|shot first|got one [quarter|[h|c]alf|th[ir|ri]d|[f|s]i[f|]th] portion|killed not just the men, but the women and children too|[built|constructed] their own [blue|green|red|purple|yellow|chartruse|||] lightsaber|was too dangerous to be left alive|hopped in their [ship] to blow up [[character]'s army of||] [structure]|executed order [1-99]|seemingly in their anger, killed [character]|was meant to be [ex|s]pendable|thought that it was [im|]possible|used their unlimited power to kill [character]|made a fine addition to their collection|asked whether or not [character] is safe or alright|said "Ironic, [[character_action_past]|[ironic_loop]]"|saved another from death, but not themselves|once again proved that there is nothing [character] can't get that they cannot take away|took down a dreadnought|got the [high|low|intermediary] ground|put a dent in [character]'s battle armor]
[there was [political|financial|toilet-based] [un|][rest|ease] in the [galactic|universal|eternal|greatest] [senate|state][| of [planet]]|[structure] destroyed [planet]|the citizens of [planet] were [terrorized|enslaved|insulted] by their ruler[, [character]|]] {50%}
[character][accidentally] [overheated [character]'s tostitos™|told [character], "it's time to go home, buddy"|drank some cawfee|rolled out looking for the greatest [the worlds greatest], [the worlds greatest], and [the worlds greatest]|put the milk in first|told [character] that they are [massive|wide|large|heavy|not skinny]|pooped|invaded [poland|[planet]|brooklyn new york]|needed [character]'s strongest potions[|, [because|for] they were going into battle]|was but a minor keureg in plan|did nothing|died with thunderous applause|pooped more] {4%}

$ironic_loop
[character_action_past]
[character][accidentally] said "Ironic, [character_action_past]" {60%}

$plot
in which [character_action]
in which i fall asleep on the keyboard {0.7%}

$accidentally
[ ]accidentally {4%}
[ ]inadvertantly {1%}
[ ]carelessly {1%}
[ ]unknowingly {1%}
[ ]quintessentially {1%}
[ ]fordlessly {1%}
[ ]ironically {1%}
[ ]incorrectly {1%}
[ ]purposefully {1%}
[ ]sneakily {1%}
[ ]maliciously {1%}

$also_plot
[, and|.] [when|] [character_action]
[, and|.] [structure] is[accidentally] destroyed by [character]
[, and|.] [character][accidentally] finishes building [structure][ to use on the planet [planet]|]
[, and|.] [10-19] // [10-19] // [10-19] // [10-19] {5%}

$day
this [Sund[a|a|a||]y|Mond[a|]y|Tue[n|]sd[a|]y|Wedn[e|]sday[, my dudes|||||]|Th[u|o]rsday|Fr[i|a]d[a|]y|[S|F]aturday]
this week {50%}
[Januray|February|March|April|May|June|July|August|September|October|November|December] [0-31][st|nd|rd|th|th|th|th|th][ [2000-2039]| In [1-10]0 years|]
this [Spring|Summer|Fall|Winter|Week|Month|[Christmas|Holiday] [Season|Eternity|Period|Cycle]|[letter,x20-30]]
after the [plague|apocalypse|[uneasable |][pestilence|pandemic]|tragedy of darth [character]]

$release_date
[Coming|Releasing|Summoning forth] [to|on|upon] [theaters|the big screen] [day]
[Day], only on [Diners, Drive-ins, and Di[v|n]es|Binders, Bribe-ins, and Bribes|[Food|Cartoon|Poo[|p|poo]|Radio|TV|News] Network|PBS|OBCD|The [Discovery|History|Wii-Shop] Channel|Disney|Nickelodeon|HGTV|PoopooTV] {50%}
The[ critically||||] [acclaimed|renowned] [sequel to|threequel to|prequel to|spin-off of] <b>[Movie_name]</b>, [release_date] {20%}
In theaters now! {5%}
Coming never {5%}

$>movie title
<h2>Star Wars [roman_numeral]: [Movie_name]</h2>

$>synopsis
<b>Synopsis:</b> [War!||||||||||||||||||||||||||] [Plot][.|[also_plot,x1-4].|[also_plot,x0-4].][...|||||||]<br><br>
<b>Synopsis:</b> [War!||||||||||||||||||||||||||] [Plot][[also_plot,x4-8]...|[also_plot,x2-8]...] <i><b>Read More</b></i><br><br> {5%}

$>title and synopsis
[movie title]<br>[synopsis]
<h2>[Mundy]: [LETTER,x2-4]</h2><br><b>Synopsis:</b> [letter,x3][day][character,x5][accidentally,x10][mundy,x5]<br><br> {1%}

$stars
[✰✰✰✰✰|✭✰✰✰✰|✭✭✰✰✰|✭✭✭✰✰|✭✭✭✭✰|✭✭✭✭✭]

$review_chunk
[[Enjoyed|Loathed|Liked] the part[ of the movie||] where|[Didn't|Couldn't] [understand|fathom] why|Was [intrigued|inspired|disgusted] when] [character_action_past][. |, |[.|,] Also, ]
[[Enjoyed|Loathed|Liked] the |[Didn't|Couldn't] [understand|fathom] the|Was [intrigued|inspired|disgusted] with] [acting by|casting of] [Staff_name][. |, |[.|,] Also, ]
Was [intrigued|inspired|disgusted] by [character][. |, |[.|,] Also, ]
Watched this [when|whil[e|e|e|e|st]|after] I [had|enjoyed|vomited|obliterated|consumed|injested] [lunch|dinner|breakfast|a [meal|sacrifice|vitamin [supplement|gummy]]] [with [friends|family|enemies|the director|[a farm animal|[bigfoot|the sasquatch]]]|[on|upon] the floor][. |, |[.|,] Also, ]
Would've been [funny|better|[rating_adjective]] if instead [character_action_past][. |, |[.|,] Also, ]
[Didn't [like|enjoy]|Wasn't all about] the part where [character_action_past][. |, |[.|,] Also, ]
[Not|Didn't have] enough[ of|] [[character]|[silly name]][. |, |[.|,] Also, ]
<br>[review_chunk] {40%}

$rant_chunk
[Honestly|Seriously|Why|I'm not[ even|] [kidding|joking]][,|?|!] [I just|It's all because I] [can't|can NOT|cannot] [believe|understand] that [[character_action_past]|[CHARACTER_ACTION_PAST]] [[a|A]nd|[b|B]ut][ most| you||] people[ (you[,|] [FIENDISH ||||||||][PEASANTS|[UTTER |]FOOLS|POTATOES|FIENDS|CROCODILES|SCOUNDRELS])|] are [okay|OKAY] with it[ |][!|!!|!!!][?|??|][ |]
[And|But] [that's not|that isn't] even [[g|G]etting|GETTING] [into|INTO] [t|T]he [f|F]a[c|C]t [t|T]hat [[character_action_past]|[CHARACTER_ACTION_PAST]][ |][!!|!!!][ |]
[And|But] [i|I]t [d|D]oesn't [s|S]top [t|T]here[ |][!|!!|!!!][ |] {60%}
[And|But] [t|T]hat's [j|J]ust [t|T]he [t|T]ip [o|O]f [t|T]he [i|I]ceberg[ |][!|!!|!!!][ |] {60%}
[And|But] [t|T]he [L|l]ist [j|J]ust [k|K]eeps [g|G]oing[ |][!|!!|!!!][ |] {60%}
[And|But] [[f|F]or [[a|A]nother|[o|O]ne] [t|T]hing|[[F|f]irst|[S|s]econd|[T|t]hird|[f|F]ourth|[F|f]ifth|[S|s]ixty-[S|s]ixth] of all][ |],[ |][[CHARACTER_ACTION_PAST][ |]|||] {40%}
[[CHARACTER_ACTION_PAST]|[Character_action_past]] [A|a]nd [[CHARACTER_ACTION_PAST]|[Character_action_past]][ |][!|!!|!!!][?|??|][ |] {40%}
[W|w]hy [I|i]s [N|n]obod[y|Y] [T|t]alking [A|a]bout [T|t]his[ |][!|!!|!!!][?|??|][ |] {40%}
[B|b]ut [A|a]s [I|i] [[B|b]riefly |][[M|m]entioned|[T|t]alked [A|a]bout] [E|e]arlier[ |],[ |][rant_chunk] {20%}
[[CHARACTER]|[Character]|[SILLY NAME]|[Silly name]] [W|w]as [O|o]bjectively [T|t]he [W|w]orst [I|i]n [T|t]his [M|m]ovie[ |][!|!!|!!!][ |][[T|t|t]he [C|c]haracter [A|a]rc [W|w]as [T|t]errible[ |][!|!!|!!!][ |]] {15%}
[!|!!|!!!|!!!!|!!!!!][?|?|?|?|?|??|???|????|?????] {5%}

$rating_adjective
[bad|boring|fun|miserable|terrible|good|great|excellent|passable|short|confusing|silly|wacky|poorly written|funny]
[interesting|confounding|inconclusive|nonsensical|abysmal|problematic|nauseating|incomprehensible|ridiculous|unfathomable|uninflammable] {20%}
[rating_adjective] and [rating_adjective] {5%}
faithful to the [original|first movie][s|] {0.2%}

$reviewer_name_base
[super|slayer|cool|epic|gn[a|]rly|du[u|]de|pro[fessional|]|chee[s|z]y|best[est|]|pizza|cookie|muffin|mar[i|y]o|starwars|vader|skywalker|expert|solid|[t|p]orque][fail|destroyer|controller|slayer|reviewer|[wo|]man|bucket|fan|senate|b[a|]sket|mast[e|o]r|snake|j[u|]mper|g[a|4]m[e|3]r|[c|k]at|d[o|aw]g|guy|g[i|u]rl]

$>reviewer name
[Reviewer_name_base][[0-1000]|[1800-2020]|[14-80]|1234[5|]]
[x|]Xx[_|][reviewer_name_base][[0-1000]|[1800-2020]|[14-80]|1234[5|]][_|]xX[x|] {40%}
[Reviewer_name_base] {20%}
[internet|gamer|super|||||][john|lucy|guy|girl|chris|stacy|dude|gal|user|bob|derrick|melissa][[12345678-123456789]|[1234-12345]] {20%}
[character,compress] {4%}
[character,compress][12-72] {7%}
[silly name,compress] {15%}
e {1%}

$movie alias
movie
film
experience
moving picture
piece of media
story
yarn
tale
title

$review what
[!|!!|!!!|!!!!|!!!!!][?|?|?|?|?|??|???|????|?????]
<br> {50%}

$review_text
[Rating_adjective][ Star Wars||] [movie alias]! [review_chunk,x2-3][Overall[,|]|Other than that[ small detail|][,|]|To conclude,|And for my [rating,|final opinion,]] [[rating_adjective] for the whole family!|[rating_adjective] movie[.|.|.|,|;] [do not|don't] watch.|[rating_adjective] [movie alias].|[10|0|[1-9]]/10 would[n't| never| always be down to|] watch again.]
[RATING_ADJECTIVE] M[O|[VOWEL]]VIE[,|][ DO[ NOT|['|]N['|]T|['|]M['|]T]| PL[S|Z]|] WA['|][TCH|CTH|HTC|HCT|THC][ |][!|!!|!!!|.|] {20%}
I [L[O|]VE|H[8|ATE|TE]|DO[ NOT|['|]N['|]T|['|]M['|]T] L[[VOWEL]|]KE] [SILLY NAME]['|]S W[O|]RK[ |][!|!!|!!!|.|] {20%}
[it's |][rating_adjective] {20%}
[rant_chunk,x4-8][I just can't stand it!|I'm [fuming|blind|thundering|seething] with [incredible | firey |||||][rage|fury|wrath|emotion]!|I'm [unthinkably|uncontrollably] [mad|furious]!|[rant_chunk]] {10%}
[rant_chunk,x8-64][I just can't stand it!|I'm [fuming|blind|thundering|seething] with [incredible | firey |||||][rage|fury|wrath|emotion]!|I'm [unthinkably|uncontrollably] [mad|furious]!|[rant_chunk]] {1%}
i [just came here|went] [for[ the|]|to [see|smell|touch|hear]] [[character]|[silly name]|the popcorn|all [of |]these atrocious reviews] {1.5%}
one day i will remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. {1%}
[review what,x20-40] {0.9%}

$date_and_time
[1-12]/[1-31]/[2000-2039] at [1-12]:[0[0-9]|[10-59]][am|pm|fm]
██/██/[19|20|██]██ at [[CLASSIFIED]|██:██|[DATA EXPUNGED]|[REDACTED]] {0.8%}

$code
[1|0]
[code|hack] {30%}
poop([[1-100]|]); {30%}
if(Registry.client.isNotDeactivated()!=Server.identifier){doSomethingFunny();} {5%}

$>review
[stars] [reviewer name] Writes <small>(on [date_and_time])</small>:<br>[review_text]<br><br>
[✰✭✰✭✰|✭✰✭✰✭|✰✭✭✭✭|✭|✭✭✭✭✭✭|[stars,x3-4]] [reviewer name] Writes <small>(on [1/1/1970|0/0/0|-1/-1/2147483648] at [12:00pm|0:00am])[:|]</small>:<br>[hacked|programming is fun|guess who|haven't watched the movie but i made a hacked review|learn to fart,<br>fart to learn.|[code,x20-40]]<br><br> {0.7%}

$alien_symbol
[▔|▕|▖|▗|▘|▙|▚|▛|▜|▝|▞|▟]
[A|G|P|J|BV|QK]
[▪|▫|▬|▭|▮|▯|▰|▱|▲|△|▴|▵|▶|▷|▸|▹|►|▻|▼|▽|▾|▿|◀|◁|◂|◃|◄|◅|◆|◇|◈|◉|◊|○|◌|◍|◎|●|◐|◑|◒|◓|◔|◕|◖|◗|◘|◙|◚|◛|◜|◝|◞|◟|◠|◡|◢|◣|◤|◥|◦|◧|◨|◩|◪|◫|◬|◭|◮|◯|◰|◱|◲|◳|◴|◵|◶|◷|◸|◹|◺|◻|◼|◽|◾|◿] {50%}
[☈|☇|☊|☋|☡|♄|♃|♅|♆|♬|♫|♪|♩|⛬|⛌] {20%}

$>silly name
[[B|M|Fl|Bl|T|Y|P|D|J|K][arf[y|]|oof|oop|orb|ee[f|ph]|eeb|eeby]|[Dave|John|Chris|Gerald|Herman|Terry|J. J. |Lucy|Strong|Burly|Mundy|Healthy|Dwayne|Blun[t|k]|Bulk]][son|ald|man|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||] [Mc|O'||||||||||||||||][Toothy|Poo|Poopy|Rock|Stink|Porcelain|Toilet|Foamy|Burp|Floaty|Table|[Ch|Cl|F|St|Sk]unk|Smell|Slim|Silk|Glitter|Funny|Bulky|Ogre|Ab|Rams|Ox|Dumpster|Garbage|Trash|Will][pants|bottoms|face|boy|peasant|poo|[f|ph]art|sparkle|[l|d|b]ump|[ra|ar]ms|th[o|u][r|m]p[t|]|pick[le|el]|juice|body|water|fire|wax|fluid|smith]
[Poopy|Poopulus|Poopifihgh|Pooop|Poopoop|Poo|Poopoo] [Poopoo|Pooguy|Pooman|Poo[ :)|]] {5%}
[reviewer name] {3%}
Guy [silly name] {3%}
[alien_symbol,x2-7] [alien_symbol,x5-7][ of the [planet|world|realm of|dimension] [[Planet]|[alien_symbol,x1-3]]|, [an] [otherworldy|extraterrestrial|ethereal|magical|ghostly|crystalline|kosher|granulated|gaseous|alarming|loud|glistening] [entity|creature|[space |]alien|blob of [[g|p]oo|mechanically-seperated chicken]]] {1.5%}
Chickenus Chorfus {0.1%}

$staff_name
[Silly name]
[CLASSIFIED] {1%}

$staff
<b>[Directed [By|At]|Produced [By|For]|Music[-ing|] By|Written [By|For]|[Story|Surf][boarding|ing|] By|[V|S|]FX Artist|P[r|o]ops[ By|]|Costumes[ By|]]:</b> <i>[Staff_name]</i><br>
<b>[Directors|Producers|Writers|Additional Writing|[V|S|]FX Artists|P[r|o]op Artists]:</b> <i>[many_people]</i><br>
<b>NOA[/NOE|] Product Testing:</b> <i>[Staff_name]</i><br> {2%}

$people_in_list_start
<i>[Silly name]</i>
$people_in_list
<i>, [Silly name]</i>
$many_people
[people_in_list_start][people_in_list,x0-3]

$>title synopsis and release date
[Title and synopsis]<b>Release date:</b> [Release_date]<br><br>
$>people involved
[staff,x3-4]<br><b>Starring:</b> [many_people]<br><br>

$>runtime
<b>Runtime:</b><i>[ [1-2]h|] [1-59]m</i>
<b>Runtime:</b><i> [30s|12h|1 week|10,000 Millennia]</i> {55%}
<b>Runtime:</b><i> Until the [eventual ||][destruction|death|decay] of all [life|living things][ on earth|]</i> {25%}
<b>Runtime:</b><i> [[10-999]|[1-9].[1-9]] [big number] years</i> {25%}
<b>Runtime:</b><i> [[10-999]|[1-9].[1-9]][ [big number]|] beard[|||lier beard] seconds</i> {1%}

$>big number
thousand
[m|b]illion
[b|g|z|k]a[z|j]illion
[tr|quadr|quint|sext|sept|oct|non|dec]illion {30%}
[un|duo|tre|quattuor|quin|sex|septen|octo|novem][vig|trig|quadrag|quinquag|sexag|septuag|octog|nonag]intillion {5%}
centillion {5%}
[big number] [big number] {25%}
[<small>nonecxenulti-nonecxenersi-nonecxenupi-nonecxenaxi-nonecxenoci-nonecxeneti-nonecxenoli-nonecxenovi-nonecxenermi-nonecxenuni-nonecxenasti-nonecxeniji-nonecxeneji-nonecxenali-nonecxenillion</small>|<small>latinlatinmyllionalatinmyllionlatinmyllionayllionalatinmyllionlatinlatinmyllionalatinmyllionlatinmyllionayllionayllion</small>|<small>trecentretriginmilliamilliamilliatrecentretriginmilliamilliatrecentretriginmilliatrecenduotrigintillion</small>] {1%}
[Large Number Garden Number|Graham's Number|TREE([3|[big number]])|Rayo's Number|BB(1000)|Tethrathoth|Gongulus|Golapulus|Blasphemorgulus|Transmogrifihgh] {1%}
infinity[||||| times infinity] {5%}

$tag_big_start
<big>
$tag_big_end
</big>

$circa
circa. [1400-1800] [BC||] {25%}
circa. yesterday {15%}
from approximately [1-10]00 years ago {5%}
from exactly [big number] years ago {5%}

$>budget
<b>Budget:</b><i> [[10-200]|[1-9].[0-9]] [Big number] [USD|Euro|Rubles|Yen|Pounds|Rupees]</i>
<b>Budget:</b><i> [[2-9]|[1-9] [Big number]][ Bags of| Vaults filled with|||||] [Credits|Bitcoin|[Bronze|Silver|Electrum|Gold|Plat[ypus|inum]|Bejeweled|Chocolate|wrapped chocolate|unwrappable chocolate|poop-coated|unvaluable] Coins [circa]|Bars of Gold[-pressed Latinum|||||]]</i> {70%}
<b>Budget:</b><i> [[2-5]|[5-400]][ [Big number]|] [Steam|Amazon|Walmart|GameStop|xBox|PlayStation|Nintendo eShop|Electronically-based Marketplace|Kohl's|Chick-fil-[a|e][Shop|||]][ [Gift|Gamer|Gold|[VIP|MVP]] [Cards|Tickets]| [Gamer |Play|]Coins| [Gold[-pressed Latinum|||||]|] Points| Dollars|-Cash| Bu[x|cks]][™|]</i> {70%}
<b>Budget:</b><i> One, three [[big number]||||||||||||||||||||||] cent coin</i> {15%}
<b>Budget:</b><i> the money we got from a leftover [pretzel |[[minecraft |]TNT |dynamite ]|olive garden bread]stick[, of which we had [big number] of.|||]</i> {10%}
<b>Budget:</b><i> [66[ [Big number]|] Senate Credit™|[1-100][ [Big number]|] [Obama|Sus]coin]</i> {10%}

$stats
[runtime]<br>[budget]<br><br>

$account company
[G|P][oo|ar][g|p]le
[Micro|Small|Nano|Mega|Humongous|Tiny][soft|hard|tough|cotton|rock|titanium][ [Visual|Blind] [Studio|Workstation]|]
[Face|Head][book|dictionary|pap[er|yrus]|writ[ing| language]]
[Twitter|TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE|Bird[ie|y|EEEEEEEEEEE|der]]
[Insta[nt|]|Time-Consuming|Year|Waiting][gram|weight| mashed potatoes| decay|pound|ton[ne|]]
[[X|Z|W|Q|P][-|][box|crate|package|container|storage device|bucket]]
[Play|Game|Entertainment|Enjoyment][station|center|forum|plaza| meeting place]
Super Nintendo Entertainment System™ {2%}
poopParties Ltd. {2%}

$>rating and reviews
<b>Overall Rating:</b> [stars]<br><br><b><i>[Reviews|See what the fans have to say|Hono[u|]rable Mentions|Illiterat[e|] people|[L|Famous l]ast words]:</i></b><br><br>[Review,x3-5]
<b>Overall Rating:</b> [stars]<br><br><b><i>[Reviews|See what the fans have to say|Hono[u|]rable Mentions|Illiterat[e|] people|[L|Famous l]ast words]:</i></b><br><br><i>[No one has left a review[ on this [film|movie]|] yet!|This [forsaken |][realm|world|review[ing|] [section|area]] remains [a barren|an empty|a meaningless], [review-void|deserted], wasteland...]</i><br><br><u>[Sign|Log|Join] [in|up|[down|left|right|B|A|Start]] with [account company][[+|++]| [VIP|MVP|Game Pass|Online|Gold]|||]</u> {50%}

$comically illegal thing
[yodeling|screaming|noise]
[sitting|standing|walking|jogging|running|sprinting|driving|piloting|flying|warping]
[tissue|tax|money|water|pencil lead|food|tooth|poop|detergent|graphite|toothbrush] [eating|smelling|consumption]
[tissues|toiletries|teeth|toothbrushes]
[pee|poop|poopy|stink|fart]
[money|tax|[electric|water|insurance] bill]
[copyright©|trademark™]
[water|soda|Powerade™|detergent|milk|glue|resin|magma]
[pencil lead|graphite|elemental carbon]
[food|nutritious product]
[radioactive|plutonium] [entrance|[gate|door]way]
[wyoming|painting]
putting the milk in first {20%}
comically [large[r|]|small[er|]] spoon {20%}

$banned location
[russia|the ussr|italy|australia|india|new jersey|france|america|spain|antarctica|rhode island|mississippi|california|texas|oregon|north dakota|south dakota|maine|maryland|florida|utah|ohio|japan|china|kentucky|africa|hawaii|alaska|druselstein|wyoming|minesota|michigan|pluto|britian|turkey|colorado|ukraine]
[planet]
$banned locationian
[russian|soviet|italian|australian|indian|new jerseyian|french|american|spainish|antarctican|rhode islandish|mississippian|californian|texan|oregan|north dakotan|south dakotan|mainish|marylandian|floridan|utish|ohion|japanese|chinese|kentuckish|african|hawaiian|alaskan|druselsteinian|wyomian|minesotan|michiganish|plutonic|british|turkish|coloradish|ukrainian]

$location chain
[ ][banned location],
[location chain][location chain] {3%}
$location chain end
[ ]and [banned location]

$>banned
<b>! The following [movie alias] is [ba[nn|rr]ed|forbidden] [in|accross] [fifteen|[15-128]|all [10-150][| [big number]]][ [big number]||||||||] [[[banned locationian]|] states|[banned locationian] counties|countries][| including[location chain,x2-4][location chain end]] for [[violating|breaking] [comically illegal thing] laws|prohibiting [comically illegal thing]|[too much|not enough|excessive[| amounts of]|a surplus of] [comically illegal thing]|being [bad|pants|comparable to [comically illegal thing]]]. For more information[ please|] [refer to|review|read] [legal |][document|paper] [USA|POO|HAH|FBI|FCA|NSA|KGB]-[0-1000000][LETTER] !</b>
<b>! WARNING: THE FBI, !</b> {10%}
<b>hi!!!</b> {10%}

$>movie
[title synopsis and release date][people involved][stats][rating and reviews]
[banned][title synopsis and release date][people involved][stats][rating and reviews] {12%}
<big>Cannot translate sith text!</big> {0.2%}
eat taco bell {0.15%}
[tag_big_start,x30][LETTER][tag_big_end,x30] {0.1%}