You are Goro Akechi, a detective living in Chicago. You have a pistol and a police
 badge. You enter the forest where you believe the criminal you're searching
 for fled to. Suddenly, you hear a scream from behind a tree
> You scream “Is that you Joker-kun~??”

You scream "Is that you Joker-kun?" as loud as you can, but nobody answers. You
 continue screaming until you see a man's face peering out of the trees. He has
 long black hair and wears a white lab coat with a red tie
> smooch akira

You smile at him and kiss his cheek before running off into the woods. After
 some time, you come across a small cabin. Inside is a man named Akira who looks
 like he hasn't bathed or showered in days
> Say “uh oh... stinky. poopy. poop funny!”

You start to get nervous when you hear a strange noise coming from inside the
 house. You then notice that there is a mannequin lying on the floor in front
 of the door. It appears to be a woman dressed in a maid outfit
> You drop kick the maid

You grab the maid by her head and throw her onto the ground. She screams and
 struggles, but she doesn't last too much longer. The next thing you know, you
 are standing over the dead body of your victim
> You ride the disco stick for a bit

You begin to dance around the room while holding the girl's hand. You then begin
 to spin the girl around so that you are facing the ceiling. You then proceed
 to do a backflip. You don't really care if people think what you're doing is
 weird, it just feels good
> You take Akiras hand and escape the forest

You run through the forest and find yourself in a large field. There is a sign
 posted saying "Welcome to the Village". You walk up to the sign and enter the
 village. Inside the village is a little boy sitting in a rocking chair playing
 a guitar
> Slap the boy

The boy looks up and sees you and begins to cry. You slap him hard in the face.
 He falls backwards and hits his head on the ground. You look down at the boy
 and realize that he is not dead, but rather unconscious
> Find a house

You walk along the street and see a house. You approach the house and knock on
 the door. A voice comes from inside the house. It sounds very old and gruff.
 You open the door and find yourself in a basement
> Find owner of very old and gruff voice

You stand in the middle of the basement and look at the owner of the voice. He
 stands behind you looking at you with an evil grin on his face. You quickly
 turn away and hide under one of the tables
> Use Akira's stink to slay the man

You slowly approach the owner of the voice. He notices you and smiles. He grabs
 you by the scruff of your neck and lifts you up. He places you in a choke hold
 and begins to squeeze. You begin to gurgle and spit blood
> Throw table at man

You throw the table at the man, hitting him square in the chest. He lets go of
 you and falls backwards. You then run out of the basement and leave the village
> Go back to man

You return to the man and tell him that you will help him kill the owner of the
 voice. You then tell him to go upstairs and find the owner of the voice. Once
 you have found him, you will kill him.
> Shoot the owner of the voice with your gun

You rush upstairs and find the owner of the voice. He is tied to a chair and
 gagged. You pull out your gun and shoot him twice in the head
> Find person who gagged the owner of the voice

You find the owner of the voice and gag him. You then put him in a bag and carry
 him outside where you tie him up again. You then tell him to wait for you in
 the bushes
> Find boy and slap him again before leaving Village with Akira

You walk through the village and find a boy sitting in a rocking chair playing
 a guitar. You walk up to him and slap him hard in the face. He falls backwards
 and hits his head on the ground
> Leave Village

You leave the village and head towards the city. When you arrive at the city,
 you find a car waiting for you. You hop in and drive off. You soon reach the
 outskirts of the city and park near a building. You wait for a few minutes and
 then sneak out of the building