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- COLLECTION OF KINKY CHAIN TEXT DANK MEMES : yes you should probably be concerned i have these saved.
- shoutout to lucas for helping me find some of these :)
- THE CUMMIES SONG
- Just me and my ๐daddy๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ He asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I drink them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐daddy๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder daddy! Harder daddy! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 cummy๐ฆ, 2 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐daddy's๐ ๐princess ๐but I'm also a whore! ๐ He makes me feel squishy๐!He makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
- the cummies sequel
- IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐ญ๐ โโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... โโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... โโโโโโโ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete..... ๐ซERROR!๐ซ ๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ
- GHOST CUMMY
- ๐Daddy๐ be nimble๐ถ๐ป Daddy be quick๐๐ป๐จ Daddy has a rock๐ฟ hard dick ๐๐! 1โฃcummy๐ฆ 2โฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ 3โฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ 4โฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ! Daddy cums๐ฆ so much he can't cum any more๐๐๐! Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ don't be scaredโ๐โ! There's always more cummies๐ฆ๐ that can be shared๐ฌ! Daddy makes me โsquishyโ Daddy makes me ๐งwet๐งDaddy treats me like his little pet๐๐ฉ๐! Send this to 69 ๐ฏTRUE๐ฏ Daddy's or else you'll ๐ซnever๐ซ get any cummies๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ again ๐ฆ๐ณ๐
- Cummies robbery
- Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Hold on๐ฆ Stick em UP๐๐๐๐ THAT'S RIGHT๐ซ THIS IS A ROBBERY๐ซ Hand over the CUMMIES๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ and no DADDY๐ซ๐จ๐จ gets hurt ๐จSend this to your naughtiest๐ little ๐partners in crime ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ and you'll get ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐSACKS๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ OF CUMMIES๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Get 5๐ณ back, you're a ๐squishy๐ little rebel without a cause๐๐๐๐๐ Get 10๐ณ back, you're a ๐๐๐career cummie๐ฆ criminal ๐๐ซ๐ซ bustin all the daddies๐จ๐ฝ๐ banks๐ฐ๐ด Get 15๐ณ back, you're a little ๐ผ๐ผFAT CAT๐ป๐ป with mad stacks๐ฐ๐ฆ of CUMMIES๐ฐ๐ฆ Get 20๐ณ back, you're the ๐๐CUMMIE ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ QUEEN๐๐
- not enough emojis :(
- DICKCEMBER๐ซ๐โ is cumming up santa's little hoes๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐ผ you have ONE MONTH to find a daddy๐๐๐ฆ ๐ that will sure fill your stocking with his creamy eggnog๐๐ so find those pair of jingle bells that you wanna rock around the christmas tree all night long๐ride your daddy's reindeer all night like ๐ ๐ผ does with his sleigh ya slutty elf๐ซ๐ so this DICKCEMBER be sure to suck on daddy's candy cane all day every day๐๐ ๐ฆ
- kinky one
- ๐ฆ๐ฆFuck me hard โค๏ธdaddy๐โค๏ธ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐๐ I want your ๐๐gigantic cock๐๐ in my ๐โจprincess hole,๐๐๐๐ and I want you to ๐ฅ๐ฅslam it in and out๐๐, fuck me good,๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฅ I want you to ๐๐hold me down๐๐ and fuck me๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ until I can't take it anymore, ๐ฅ๐ฅthen keep going ๐daddy๐๐๐. By the time you're done,๐ฆ๐๐๐ I want your cock๐๐ to be ๐ฅ๐ฅraw and throbbing๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ , and all my holes filled๐๐๐
- nintendo daddy
- ๐จ๐จIntroducing ๐ฎNintendo Daddy๐ฎ! ๐จ๐จIn โaddition โto providing ๐ฉ๐ฉsingle๐ฉ๐ฉand multiplayer๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑTHRILLS๐ฑ at ๐ก home, the ๐ฎNintendo Daddy๐ฎ system also enables ๐บlittles๐ธto โก๏ธreceive โก๏ธthe ๐ฉ๐๐ฆsame CUMMIES๐ฆ๐๐ฉ โ๏ธwhereverโ๏ธ, ๐ชwhenever๐ช and with ๐whomever๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ป๐ฑ๐ผ๐ฑ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐พ๐ฑ๐ฟ they choose. The ๐ flexibility ๐ of a ๐ค๐คsugar daddy๐ค๐คis now added to the โdominationโof a ๐ฏ True ๐ฏ Daddy ๐ฏ to enable unprecedented๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ, ๐relationship๐styles.
- daddy's party
- ๐It's๐ my๐ ๐ cake day! ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ Upcake once๐ for a taste๐ of daddy's ๐special๐ cake๐ฐ. Share๐ with a friend๐ฏto try daddy's๐ท yummy๐ ๐ ice ๐ฆcream๐ฆ๐จ๐ง!! POST๐๐ซ ON UR WALL๐ TO โCUM๐ TO MY๐ ๐P๐A๐R๐T๐Y๐!!!!!!! Make shure๐ u dress๐๐๐ nice๐๐๐ 4 ๐daddy๐!!
- a fucking helicoptor
- ๐I sexually๐๐ฆ identify as an ๐Attack Helicopter๐. Ever since I was a boy๐น I dreamed๐ค of soaring over the oilfields๐ญ dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting๐ท๐ซ foreigners๐ณ๐ฒ. People say๐ฌ to me that a person being a ๐helicopter๐ is Impossible๐ and Iโm fucking retarded๐ฉ but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful๐. Iโm having a ๐ชplastic surgeon๐ช install ๐ฉrotary blades๐ง, 30 mm ๐ฅcannons๐ฅ and ๐ซAMG-114 Hellfire missiles๐ฃ on my body๐ท. From now on I want you guys to call me โค๏ธโApacheโโค๏ธ and respect my right to ๐kill๐ from aboveโฌ๏ธ and ๐kill๐ needlessly๐. If you ๐ซcanโt๐ซ accept me youโre a ๐ญheliphobe๐ญ and need to checkโ your ๐โ๏ธ๐๐vehicle privilege.๐๐๐๐ Thank youโ๏ธ๐ for being so understanding.๐๐
- clown hunting
- Guess what it's clown hunting season ๐น๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆand u know what that means time to hunt for some clown cock๐๐๐ that big red nose isn't the only thing you'll be bonking tonight ๐ฑ๐๐ฝ๐๐ฝhuge shoes equal huge๐๐๐don't let that clown juggle his balls all by himself ๐๐ u know they aren't just lurking in the shadows but in that ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผwho cares if u get a little freaky clowns are known for their knives and chainsaws โ๐ก๐๐open your mouth wider than that creepy clown grin ๐ ๐ ๐ and it'll be full of clown dick in no time ๐บ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟsend this to 12 of your kinkiest clown stalkers and bobo will be beside your bed tonight
- stinky pussy
- I loveโคโค๐ it when daddy ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ๐ดfucks ๐๐๐ my stinky ๐ท๐ท pussy ๐ ๐บ๐๐ He gives me๐๐ฐ the best cummies ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐๐ and makes me extra squishy ๐ฒ๐๐ and stinky โ ๐ท๐ท Other daddies ๐ด๐จโ๐ฉโ๐ฆ wouldn't be able to bear the smell ๐๐๐๐ but my daddy ๐ด can go all night ๐๐ loooooongggggg ๐๐๐๐ฆ
- halloween hoes
- โผ๏ธATTENTIONโผ๏ธ ๐๐ปALL HALLOWEEN๐๐ธ HOES๐๐ ITS TIME TO GET โ ๏ธSPOOKY๐ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS๐ GET ๐FISTED๐ BY A ๐SKELETON ๐SHOVEโ๐ญ CANDY ๐ฝ๐ฝCORN๐ฌ IN YOUR๐PUSSY๐ฝ AND ๐ DONT๐ โโ๏ธ FORGET TO SUCK๐ฉ๐ SOME ๐DRACULA๐ DICK๐๐ฆ๐ซ SO PUT ๐ YOUR ๐๐COSTUMES๐๐ AND GO ๐ชDOOR TO DOOR๐ช ๐๐ ๐ฆBEGGING๐ฉ FOR THAT ๐GOOD GOOD๐ SEND THIS TO TWELVE1๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ โ ๏ธSPOOKY๐ป ๐SLUTS๐ฎ TO ๐SHOW๐ THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME ๐ซCHOCOLATE๐ซ COVERED ๐DICK๐ฝ
- hoevember
- Itโs the end of COCKtober ๐ซ๐๐ but that means the beginning of ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ HOEvember!! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ get ready ๐ฑ for SPANKS-GIVING ๐๐๐ send this to 1๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ hoes who need to be spanked ๐๐ผ by daddy ๐๐ฆ๐ฝ๐ฃ if you get this message ๐ง๐ you will get a special ๐ฒ spanking ๐ from SUGAR DADDY ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ forward this to 1๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ fuckgirls ๐๐๐ to get some ๐๐ in-the-BUTT-ACTION ๐จ If you donโt, ๐ be prepared ๐ฐ for 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ days without the D โ๐ซ๐
- cocktober
- It's ๐COCKtober๐ ladiez ๐and gentzzz๐ถ๐ an u know what that means ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐๐ป๐ time to appreciate dat ๐ปhauntingly๐ป gud DICKEโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธsend this to 12 of ur closest hoes ๐ญ๐ that love that thicc ass dicke ๐๐ซ๐๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆOr else u be gettin ๐BoNeD๐ by the thin binedโโโ ๐ค๐skeleboner๐๐คDunt get stuck in da ๐ฑbonezone๐ฑSend 2 frien to get ๐ฆSPOOPED ๐ฆby dat ๐ฏ๐๐ผMAGnuM DoNG๐๐ผ๐ฏ๐ซ
- bubble butt
- ๐ฆBubble๐ฆ ๐butt๐๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ butt๐ ๐ฆBubble๐ฆ๐ butt ๐๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ฆbubble ๐ฆ ๐ฆbubble ๐ฆ๐butt๐ ๐ฆBubble๐ฆ๐ butt๐๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ butt๐ Turn๐ around๐stick it outโก Show๐บ the world๐ you๐got a ๐ฆBubble๐ฆ ๐butt๐๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ butt๐ ๐ฆBubble๐ฆ๐ butt ๐๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ ๐ฆbubble ๐ฆ๐butt๐ ๐ฆBubble๐ฆ๐ butt๐๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ ๐ฆbubble๐ฆ๐ butt๐ Turn๐ around๐stick it outโก
- furry
- ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ HEY ALL YOU SLUTTY FURRIES OUT THERE ๐ฏ ITโS TIME TO CELEBRATE FALL ๐๐๐๐๐๐ BY APPRECIATING ALL THOSE FOXY DADDIES OUT THERE ๐บ๐บ๐บ ITโS THAT TIME IF YEAR TO SETTLE DOWN WITH A CUP OF PUMPKIN SPICE ๐๐๐ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธAND A NICE HOT YIFF ๐๐๐ฆ ITโS TIME TO ENJOY TO BEAUTIFUL FALL COLOURS ๐๐๐๐ AND GET KNOTTED ๐ฉ๐ ๐ฆ SEND THIS TO ๐ OF YOUR SLUTTIEST FURFRIENDS ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ YOU GET 0๏ธโฃ YOUโRE A YIFFLESS VANILLA ๐ฟ๐ง GET 3๏ธโฃ AND YOUโRE A SQUISHY LITTLE AUTUMN BUNNY ๐ฐ๐๐ฆ GET 5๏ธโฃ AND YOUโRE A FOXY FALL FREAK ๐๐ฆ๐บ GET ๐ AND YOUโRE A YIFFTASTIC MAPLE TIGER ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ
- barney
- Barney is a ๐Daddysaur ๐ฉfrom our ๐imagination And when ๐he's tall ๐๐ฑ๐๐ผ He's๐ what we call a ๐dinosaur SENSATION ๐ Barney's friends are ๐ฆ๐ฝBIG ๐ฐand ๐ถ๐ฆSMALL ๐ฎ They cum ๐ฆ๐ฆfrom lots of places After school they MEAT ๐คto play And ๐ฑsing with happy๐ faces Barney shows us LOTS ๐of things Like how๐ to play ๐๐ฝpretend ๐๐๐ABC's, and 123's ๐๐ฝ๐ And โ๐ผ๐ฆhow to be a ๐friend Barney cums๐ฆ to play ๐with us Whenever ๐ซ๐we may need him Barney can be your friend๐๐ฆtoo If you ๐ง๐ฆjust make-believe himโ๏ธ
- teatime cummies
- Hmm, what's for tea๐ค๐๐ค๐ Oh boy! It's daddies treaties! ๐๐ฆ๐๐ when is it ready daddy? ๐๐ should only be ten minutes, got to keep going! ๐๐ getting closer! 9๏ธโฃ๐ shouldn't be too long! 8๏ธโฃ๐๐ฆ daddy! ๐ฑ it's ready early! ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ mmmm tastes so good daddy!๐๐ฆ you're such a good girl hunni, you beat our record! ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ I love it when daddy gives me his Cummies for tea! ๐๐ฆ
- daddy makes me happy
- ๐๐ ๐daddy๐ makes me happy โค๏ธ๐ daddy makes me sore ๐ฆ๐๐ daddy fills me up ๐ฆ๐ all night ๐ and treats me like a whore ๐๐๐ฆ i am daddy's ๐ฑ kitty ๐ฑ๐ and he gives me all his ๐ฆ๐ฆcream ๐ฆ๐ฆ and when i'm good he fills ๐ฆ๐ฆ my ๐ass ๐ and makes me want to scream ๐ต๐ซ๐
- more weird daddy shit
- ๐DaDdy 1 daddy๐ง TWO๐๐Daddy THree daddy 4๐ give ๐๐ some more cummies ๐ถ to your dirty ๐ดcummie slore๐๐ I'll succ U ๐ข dry at night๐ต๐๐ I'll slurp ๐u IF U please ๐๐๐ oh daddy daddy ๐ญ๐daddy๐ฏ I'll munch๐๐ you up with๐ซ๐ค๐ฌ ease!! I might ๐ฑinvite my friends for ๐ต๐ฆa Moist and๐ท sloppy night so๐ธ gimme some more๐ญ cummiesโฅ and โ๐I know you'll๐ treat us right ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฆ
- yifftober...
- It's YIFFtober ๐บ๐ u know what that means ๐๐ furry fucking awareness month ๐๐ฅ๐ผ๐ send this to 12 of ur closest furries ๐พ๐ that love that fur ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
- santa's cummies
- Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It's ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That's right,๐๐ผ he's been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ squishy for 6๏ธโฃ CENTURIES. Don't โโ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the ๐ฆ๐ซ๐ซ๐NAUGHTIEST๐๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆgirls โ๏ธsquishyโ๏ธ! So send this to all the ๐ผnastiest๐ผ ๐ง๐ฝgirls๐ง๐ฝ you know and shareโ๏ธThoseโ๏ธCummiesโ๏ธGet 0๏ธโฃ back and you're a basic ๐๐coal-slinging bitch.๐๐ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐ eaten๐ like ๐ชcookies๐ชand ๐ ๐ฆslurped๐ฆ๐ like ๐ผmilk!๐ผ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and ๐ ๐ฝSanta's๐ ๐ฝ big ๐๐COCK๐๐ will growโซโซ 3๏ธโฃ sizes inside of you!๐ซ๐ฉ Get 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ back and you become Mrs. Claus, and get ๐๐๐yummy ๐๐ญ๐ผnummy ๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธsquishy๐ผ๐ฆโ๏ธ ๐ง๐งcummies๐ง๐ง until next โฉ๐จโChristmas!๐จโ
- scummer
- sCUMmer is over ๐๐ back to school has CUM๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ time๐๐ฃ to learn๐some new tricks ๐๐. My teacher๐ช๐ป๐ better give me ๐ฆa D๐, last year ๐ I was so bad ๐my PE ๐๐ฝteacher threw some big ๐๐ผ๐ฉballs โฝ๏ธโฝ๏ธin my face๐and I helped him clean up ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐. Send to ๐ Girls who are GOING to get SCHOOLED๐๐๐โ๏ธ๐this ๐ year๐ , get 5๏ธโฃback to get all Ds on your report card ๐๐๐ ๐, get 0๏ธโฃback and you the school slut ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฆ๐
- BFF DAY
- Happy national best friend day ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ซmy cum guzzling BFF!๐ฆ๐ฑ today is the day where we celebrate the pals who love us ๐โค๏ธ๐ซ, support us๐ฏ๐ญ๐, and give us BIG CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ๐ฑ from DADDY๐๐๐ฑ๐ฆ๐. When it hurts to take it in the back ๐๐๐ง, and you're scared to take in the front ๐๐ฆ๐ถ, look to your side and there I will make you CUM๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐!! Send this to 1โฃ5โฃ of your dirtiest cum guzzling buds๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ญ. Get 0โฃ back and you'll die alone with no friends and no CUMMIES ever ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ข. Get 5โฃ back and you're the sluttiest friend in the group chat๐๐ญ๐. Get ๐ back and you're a wet and horny pal who can always be counted on! ๐๐ฆโบ๏ธ. Get all 1โฃ5โฃ back and you're the skankiest pussy popping BFF๐๐ญ of all time who deserves to get DICKED DOWN ๐๐ฆ by DADDY every day for a year๐ ๐๐!!!
- 420 god
- Iโm not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth โโ๐จ I told him โgod, if you donโt want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???โ๐๐ god paused for a sec, looked me dead in the eye, and said โmy son, im not mad at you for blazing itโฆIโm mad at you for not passing that shit!!โ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ lololol ๐๐ send 2 420 ppl or U will never smoke kush again !!!!!!!!!!!!
- 420 day
- โผ๏ธ๐ TODAY IS 4โฃ/2โฃ0โฃ๐โผ๏ธ HOPE YOU ARE WAKING๐ค AND ๐BAKING๐ฐ ON THIS FINE HOLIDAY!๐ฑ IF YOU WANT TO GET ๐BLAZED๐ ๐AND CRAZED๐ AND SMOKE A BIG BOWL ๐ตโจ๏ธ, YOU ARE IN LUCK! ๐ The ๐ฟWeed Gods๐ฟ have blessed๐๐ผ you with ONE ๐marijuana leaf๐! Send this to ๐ of your biggest ๐STONER๐ friends and make a wish!๐ซ Within 420โจminutes, your wish will COME TRUE๐ฌ! If you DON'Tโ send this to your fellow POTHEADS๐จ, you'll have BAD LUCK๐ AND never get HIGHโฌ๏ธ EVER AGAIN๐จ. HAVE FUN AND ENJOY๐THE ๐ฌPOT! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
- kinky 420
- Happy 420 you STONER SKANK๐ ๐ฝ!!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isnโt the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐ ๐around today๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans DICK๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐๐ฆ๐ฆ. Make sure you SWALLOW ๐ฎ๐ฎthat edible to practice โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธSWALLOWING๐ป๐๐ฝ๐ a monster cock! Remember: the only way to make 4๏ธโฃ2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ even BETTER ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซis by adding 6๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ! Send this to all of your stoner sluts๐๐๐. If you get NONE back you get stoned to death๐ต๐ฒ! If you get 5 back your a HOT lil nug๐ณ๐. If you get 20 back youโre the ULTIMATE STONER SLUT ๐ฅ
- horny easter
- ๐ฐ HOP HOP HOP ๐ฐ onto that โคด๏ธ RISEN โ JESUS โ COCK! ๐๐ฆ On this day, our lord ๐ & savior ๐ ROSE ๐๐ THAT DICK ๐ up โฌ๏ธ to save ๐ us all & open the LEGS of ๐โ ๏ธ HEAVEN'S PUSSY ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฆ Jesus has CUM ๐ฆ again & now the ๐๐ฐ EASTER BUNNY ๐ฐ๐is ๐ฆ CUMMIN ๐ฆ to nibble ๐ on that ๐ CARROT COCK ๐ Send โก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your HORNIEST ๐ฆ๐ฅ HOLY HOES ๐โ this resERECTION day ๐๐ฆ or you wont get that EASTER ๐ฌ CANDY ๐ฌ COCK in your basket ๐ญ๐ Get 3๏ธโฃ back & you'll be BLESSED ๐ with the HOLY ๐ฆ CUM ๐ฆ of CHRIST โ Get 5๏ธโฃ back & you'll get NAILED ๐จ๐ on a CROSS tonight โ๐ฆ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back & you'll get CARROTS ๐ฐ up your ASS ๐๐ for the next 4๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ DAYS โ๐๐ฆ
- pi day
- Happy PI 3๏ธโฃ.1๏ธโฃ4๏ธโฃ day you dirty SLUTS ๐๐ !! Are you ready for some mathema๐DICKS๐?? Get ๐READY๐ to measure the cir๐ฆCUM๐ฆference when you ๐๐ผTHROW๐๐ผ that ๐ ๐ASS๐๐ In a circle โซ๏ธโช๏ธ!! ๐ซDADDY๐ฉ only gives his ๐ฆ๐ฆCUMMIES๐ฆ๐ฆ to the most mathema๐๐DICK๐๐ SLUTS ๐๐ผ๐ฉ!! SEND TO 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃof the ๐๐NASTIEST๐๐ hoes you know!! Get 0๏ธโฃ back and you get ๐ ๐ผ๐ซNO ๐ฆ๐ฆCUMMIES๐ฆ๐ฆ for a WHOLE YEAR ๐! Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you get to ๐๐ผ THROW ๐๐ผ that ๐ ๐ASS๐๐ for ๐จ๐ฝdaddy๐จ๐ฝ all ๐NIGHT๐. Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and you the ๐ฉ๐NASTIEST๐๐ฉ SLUT OUT THERE ๐ ๐ฑ and you gonna be gettin that good mathema๐๐DICK๐๐ While u ๐๐measure ๐๐ the cir๐ฆ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ๐ฆference of that ๐ฉ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐GOOD DICK ๐ฉ๐๐!!!
- pokemon lmao
- Happy 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃth ANALversary ๐๐๐my PokรฉTHOTS๐ฏ. On this day๐ in 1๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ9๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ, we had to pick between BulbaSLUT ๐ธ๐๐, COCKmander ๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ฅ, or SQUIRTle ๐ข๐ง๐, then we all needed money๐ต๐ด๐ถ๐ท for some GOLD๐ and SILVER๐ด so we got our RUBYโฆ๏ธ pussies popped till they were SAPPHIRE๐ท by our Sugar Daddy's ๐ด๐ฝ dick that was hard as DIAMOND๐ ready to give us a PEARLโช๏ธ necklace. Whether BLACK๐๐ฟ or WHITE๐๐ผ, we all pray๐๐ฝ to our lord, Ar-CUMMIES๐ด๐ฆ for some โ rated fun (none of that ๐ฑ rated shit) Send this to 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your kinkiest PokรฉTHOTS๐ฏ Get 0๏ธโฃ back and Team COCKet๐๐ฆ will steal all of your PokรฉBALLS๐ฑ Get 5๏ธโฃ back and you'll be CUMpion๐ธ๐ฝ of the PokรฉTHOT๐ฏ League Get ๐ back and your ass will be REDโค๏ธ and BLUE๐tonight Get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back and your Sugar Daddy๐ด๐ฝ will be helping you "Catch 'Em All" ๐ from when the SUN๐ up to when the MOON๐ goes down
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