<?php
$var="loldong";

if ($var=="loldong")
	echo "loldongs are cool";
elseif ($var=="lolschlong")
	echo "lolschlongs are stupid";
else
	echo "WRONG, WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOME OVERTIME FOR THIS ONE."
	?>