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- The brilliance and majesty of this SCP explained:
- The Keter classification:
- This is a motherfucking door that's gotta be on a house, son. You know that locked box test? Fuck that shit. You can't contain the motherfucker in box. And what if some dumbass opens it and walks in? You got a containment breach. What if it ate the queen, or Dan Akroyd, or former UN Secretary General Koffi Anan? They all have large houses. This door's one sly mofo.
- The Special Containment Procedures:
- Let's face it, man, everyone at the Foundation's a dumbass. We need 10 guys just to make sure none of them open the doors. They gotta exit through a dumbwaiter or some shit, cause this door's got the house on LOCK DOWN. It's INSIDIOUS, bitch.
- The teleportation:
- This door's a fucking master of disguise. How else would this mofo DISCREETLY attach to a house. I bet it wears a fucking moustache, that's how I roll when I'm discreet.
- Its constant feeding:
- This door's so hardcore it needs to be noursihed by stuff made by SCP-175. That's right, THIS SCP EATS FUCKING TREASURE MAP SHIT OR SOMETHING. I don't even know how it does that, it's just THAT HARDCORE. Better give this motherfucker some respect.
- The Emergency Trapdoors:
- These trapdoors obviously release a bunch of treasure shit to keep this BEAST satiated. I mean, shit, how the fuck else would they keep it there. Motherfucker TRANSPORTS.
- The Addendum:
- This motherfucker don't even need a brain, he's as dumb as a doornail. Like, shit, he wouldn't even get that pun, because FUCK THAT SHIT. You don't need a brain when your stomach's big enough to be a fucking DIMENSION. This door gets some respect.
- -Salman 'muthafuckin' Corbette-
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- Item: SCP-1091
- Object Class: Keter
- Special Containment Procedures: Large house with 10 personnel.
- Description: SCP-1091 is a unique symbiotic organism that resembles a typical door. An insidious teleporter, SCP-1091 will discreetly attach itself to a large house, then slowly assimilate all of the house's doors. When the house's doors are finally under SCP-1091's control, it will wait until the unsuspecting occupant tries to walk through a door. Instead of finding himself/herself in the next room, they will be in a pocket dimension that is mostly likely SCP-1091's stomach. What happens to the 'swallowed' victim is unverified.
- SCP-1091 was found near a Kentucky farm 4 years ago. It was only after two weeks of tracking it down that the SCP was able to trick it into attaching itself onto a condemned derelict building. The building was then transported over to [information redacted] where it is fed clones created by SCP-175.
- Should a breach in containment occur, emergency ceiling trapdoors must be activated.
- Addendum: Contrary to earlier opinions, it seems SCP-1091 has no sentience or intelligent functions. It simply performs as it's desires urge it so.
- Also, this.
- http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZkyzQbS5pn
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