TFLN TBU

(905): we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
[team]

(906): He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
[scout]

(701): Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
[pyro]

(715): I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
[medic]

(940): Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.

(702): You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy

(757): broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo

(956): Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."

(240): We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game

(206): Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities

(413): Except there is my pee all over the walls now

(806): Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.