Why incel turk was right: an in-depth look at a small population (n=15)

Incel Turk made a lot of controversial claims, and the scientific community refused to look into these claims because they considered them "absurd" or "pathetic"
I decided to take matters into my own hands and study these claims myself
In this particular study we'll be looking at why height matters for getting laid, studying a population in the discord server for a witcher 3 mod (yikes lol)

Meet the subjects:

Garden Gnome tier (<5'7):
-Klaus: turbo manlet, has never so much as sniffed a woman. estimated height ~4'2
-Joey: 5'6. Even his gravitational pull can't attract a woman. Penis has been missing since 2007

Manlet tier (5'7-5'11):
-Spor: 5'7 truecel. All hope is lost for this specimen to find a mating partner, has wisely dedicated his life to science
-Incel turk: 5'8 pure hearted incel. There is still hope that he can work out to become strong enough to rape a woman
-Conway: 5'9 regular manlet, perhaps kot. Invested all points in meme making and sharing, cannot find a mate due to height
-Moon: 5'10 uses spiky hair to confuse women, still ends up unsucessful

Normal people (~6'):
-Dolphin: 6' first specimen on the list to have lost his virginity. Sources say he has had sex at least 5 times. Deeply depressed due to not being at least 6'1
-Rink: 6' actual height is 5'11.5, uses army boots to bridge the gap. Has had sex a few times, jury is still out on whether or not they were all (or any) women

Tall (6'1-6'2):
-Barabaw: 6'2 poor, fat retard, unenthusiastic voice, unssucessful youtube channel. Only redeeming quality is being 6'2. Has a gf that loves him for his tall personality
-Ocelot: 6'2 only hobby is informing people about the USS Liberty incident, has a loving gf

God (6'3+):
-Josefig: 6'3 very reserved about personal life. Larps as an incel but likely gets minge on the daily
-Reaperrz: 6'3 has access to a harem of asian girls, doesnt even want it. Any woman in a 3 mile radius of him gets wet at the sound of his deep voice
-Dread: 6'4 text book chad, gets laid on the daily

Deviation case studies:
-Ascalon: 6'1 rare truecel above 6ft tall. Parents put him on puberty blockers at the age of 12, will never get laid
-Peon: for years scientists tried to understand why a 6'3 man could not get laid. Further analysis into the raw data revealed the figure referred to width, not height
-Trevor: 6'2 minority in an asian country. There's still a slim hope he can land a shitlib white girl