[S] Cyrill & Mark: Go Dungeoneering {Cyrill}

		@DM
-START-
You both go through the portal and find yourself in a small, rather featureless room, with no doors. It isn't so small as to be claustrophobic, but it is small enough you can plainly see it is empty and has no doors.
genousEnrichment
"uhhhhh... huh"
acousticDeadeye
"Alright then."
genousEnrichment
"I suspect some smashing might be needed, or a puzzle solved"
"if this -is- some kinda puzzle"
acousticDeadeye
"Puzzle, probably."
I inspect the room.
@DM
Roll perception
acousticDeadeye
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {19}
@DM
You notice there are two slightly raised spots, about 5 feet from each other, on the floor. Big enough to stand on comfortably.
acousticDeadeye
"Easy enough. Cy, stand over there."
genousEnrichment
"eh, sure"
I move to wherever Mark is presumably pointing to
acousticDeadeye
I stand on the other spot.
@DM
There's a click and suddenly the floor falls away from under you and you both fall into darkness.
genousEnrichment
"oh shit!"
@DM
Cyrill lands in a tiny room. The only exit is to the south.
genousEnrichment
"ugh, where am I now and why did the floor -have- to collapse?"
I turn towards the south and head to the exit
@DM
She can hear Mark yelling nearby, but it's very faint and muffled by the wall.
genousEnrichment
"wait, Mark, is that you?"
@DM
Roll perception
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {6}
@DM
You can't really make anything out, the wall's too thick.
genousEnrichment
damn, can't hear a thing in this stupid metal box
I go through the exit to the south
@DM
You walk into a very large room, but it's very cramped. It's absolutely full of statues about the same height as you with alligator heads. Roll perception
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {16}
@DM
You spot 3 imps hiding amongst the statues. They haven't noticed you yet.
genousEnrichment
well, well, well. I sneak amidst the statues and attempt to prepare a surprise attack
@DM
Roll stealth
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
@DM
You attempt to be stealthy, but in your focus on the imps you walk face first into a statue and knock it over, falling along with it. As if like dominoes, the entire row of statues fall and shatter. The looked pretty ancient... Oh, and the imps are staring at you now.
genousEnrichment
well, shit, time to fight
@DM
The first imp runs up to you to get his lumps in.
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {5}
@DM
He misses
Next one comes up
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {14}
genousEnrichment
AC=14
@DM
You just barely manage to roll away from that one, but your clothes get torn.
Last imp
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {12}
@DM
He mauls the statue instead
Your turn
genousEnrichment
"you little bitch! I just changed into these!"
I slice at the imp that tore my clothes
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
@DM
Hit
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {6}
genousEnrichment
I follow that up with another slice
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {13}
@DM
The second one hits
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {7}
@DM
You wound teddy 1 but it's still standing
@DM
Teddy 1's turn, it tries to hit you again
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {7}
@DM
And so on
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
@DM
Teddy 2 hits
!roll 1d4+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+2 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {6}
@DM
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {12}
@DM
Teddy 3 misses too
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
34/40hp remaining
genousEnrichment
that bastard is tougher than I thought he'd be, gotta finish him off
I slice at the wounded teddy imp
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
@DM
He explodes into grist
genousEnrichment
time to combo one slice into another aimed at teddy-fuck #2
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
@DM
Teddy fuck says no
You miss
genousEnrichment
"well fuck you, you blind cunt"
genousEnrichment
I back up 5 feet and try to quickly examine the room in case something might still be intact and useful
@DM
Roll investigation
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {8}
@DM
Uhhhhh, some of the statues have broken up enough you could throw rocks?
genousEnrichment
shit, not good enough
end turn
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
@DM
Followed by teddy 3
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {19}
@DM
!roll 1d4+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {2}
@DM
Take 2 damage
genousEnrichment
32/40hp remaining
These walking piles of shit are going to die very painfully, and I will ensure it
@DM
Tis your turn
genousEnrichment
I slice at Cunteddy #2
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
genousEnrichment
I slice the round-faced pile of excrement once more
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
@DM
Miss
genousEnrichment
"shit!"
I back up 5 feet to the south and end turn
@DM
Teddy 2 is hurting but it takes a swipe
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {20}
@DM
!roll 1d4+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {3}
genousEnrichment
29/40hp remaining
@DM
It cheers as it cuts your leg
Teddy 3 makes an attempt
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {14}
@DM
And fails
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
goddamn, this hurts.
Okay, gotta try and keep a more level and less angry head
I slice at the currently injured teddy #2
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
@DM
You still suck
genousEnrichment
I'm still trying my best, though, and I slice once more at the injured teddy
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {6}
@DM
It finally explodes into grist
genousEnrichment
"Heh, finally."
I dash past the third teddy 20 feet towards the northern end of the room
end turn
@DM
Teddy just follows
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=3 ] | {3}
@DM
And fucks up
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
Let's finish this neatly, shall we?
Slice
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {8}
@DM
Nope
you miss
Probably shouldn't try to be cool, dice hate that
genousEnrichment
well, then, might as well just get this over with
I slice once more
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {23}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {5}
genousEnrichment
and with that
end turn
@DM
You hit but it only slightly staggers the imp
@DM
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {14}
@DM
Teddy imp fails to hit you again
End turn
genousEnrichment
Okay, then, let's just finish this
I slice
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
@DM
You miss
genousEnrichment
And I slice again
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {16}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
@DM
Finally a hit
Teddy imp is still pretty fine though
genousEnrichment
And so am I
end turn
@DM
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {12}
@DM
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
and for a hopefully quick finish, another slice
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {6}
@DM
He's very hurt but not down
genousEnrichment
then it's time to finish him
I slice again
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {11}
@DM
And you miss
genousEnrichment
I've got plenty of chances
end turn
@DM
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
@DM
The imp groans
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
I grin
holding my grin, I slice
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {5}
@DM
He finally explodes into grist
genousEnrichment
thank god that's done
I collect the spoils
@DM
60 xp
genousEnrichment
grist?
@DM
43 build and 19 t1
20 t2
genousEnrichment
With that fiasco finished, I head to wherever the nearest exit is
man, those little bastards don't die easy, do they?
they kinda looked like Mark's sister
@DM
The way you came from is the east, you have doorways to the North, South, and West
genousEnrichment
I begin by entering the north door
@DM
Roll perception
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=4 ] | {5}
@DM
You happily walk into a tiny room that is almost entirely taken up by a teddy ogre, who is staring straight in your direction
genousEnrichment
oh come on
first came three cunts, and now they've fused in the afterlife to kill me as a giant cunt
@DM
Roll intiative
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
@DM
You go first
genousEnrichment
Let's get this over with quickly
I rush forward and slice
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {6}
@DM
You miss
genousEnrichment
I slice again
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=11 ] | {15}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {5}
@DM
You get an alright hit on him
genousEnrichment
I brace myself for whatever bullshit this dude will throw and end turn
@DM
There's a stutter and suddenly all the lights go out
genousEnrichment
"WHAT"
"shit, shit, shit!"
@DM
Fortunately the room is so small you couldn't not swing in the ogre's direction, but this may be a problem later
!roll 1d20+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {9}
@DM
The ogre punches the wall over your head. You can feel the wind off it
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
firstly, god damn I hope that thing doesn't hit me
secondly, I slice some more in the hopes of ending this quickly
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
genousEnrichment
I slice some more
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {7}
@DM
You successfully kill the ogre
genousEnrichment
"oh thank god that was over quickly"
genousEnrichment
I collect my spoils, and afterward pull out my phone, turn on its flashlight, and examine the room
@DM
50 build, 11 t1, 10 t2
You flip on the light but it doesn't seem to illuminate anything. Its as if the darkness is devouring it.
@DM
75 xp
genousEnrichment
I carefully and -slowly- walk around the room and examine it by groping everything I can
@DM
You don't find anything, just an empty room
genousEnrichment
welp, I exit the room and enter the east door in the previous room in which I fought three cunts
@DM
Halfway down the hally ou're back in the dark
Roll perception at disadvantage
genousEnrichment
!roll 2#1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+1 -->  | [ 1d20=20 ]{21}, [ 1d20=20 ]{21}
@DM
You cant hear the movements of three small creatures, probably imps, in the room ahead.
genousEnrichment
oh for f-
ugh, no matter
I'll deal with them as quickly as I can
I move my way over to the left wall and try to sneak my way forward
@DM
Roll stealth
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
@DM
!roll 3#1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 3#1d20 -->  | [ 1d20=9 ]{9}, [ 1d20=20 ]{20}, [ 1d20=7 ]{7}
@DM
One of the three imps perks up and chatters in your direction. Looks like they know you're there.
Roll intiative
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
@DM
Imp 1 goes first. It picks up a pot and throws it at you
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {19}
@DM
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
genousEnrichment
44/59hp remaining
genousEnrichment
44/59hp remaining
@DM
It hits you in the face and shatters, covering you in some sort of sticky liquid that burns your eyes
roll con
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {22}
genousEnrichment
"augh! dafuq even is this?!"
@DM
It hurts but you're able to power through the pain
Your turn
genousEnrichment
ugh, this is even worse than before. I move towards the direction from which that -fucking- pot was thrown and slice
@DM
Roll with disadvantage
genousEnrichment
!roll 2#1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=20 ]{24}, [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
@DM
You stab the wall and get stuck
genousEnrichment
ahhh, fuck!
I pull my claw out of the wall, maximum effort
@DM
Roll str, takes a minor action
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {11}
@DM
You manage to get your claw out of the wall
genousEnrichment
welp, I brace for any incoming attack and end turn
@DM
Imp 2 moves towards you and swings
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {6}
@DM
Imp 3 follows
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {7}
@DM
Imp 1 throws another pot
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {10}
@DM
It shatters on the ground and there's a loud rattling like it was full of coins.
Cyrill's turn
genousEnrichment
I slash at the nearest imp #2
!roll 2#1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=4 ]{8}, [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
@DM
Another miss
genousEnrichment
and another slash follows closely after
!roll 2#1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=6 ]{10}, [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
@DM
And a miss
acousticDeadeye
AD: CY, I need you to activate a pressure plate on the east side of the wall of the room you're currently in.
AD: I'm watching you FIGHT right now.
genousEnrichment
I remove my phone another time from my pocket and answer
GE: Currently busy, fighting blind, no orientations, dude
acousticDeadeye
AD: Shoulda made a HEADSET. It'd be easier to communicate.
genousEnrichment
GE: except I didn't have anything to make them with, you numb-skull
acousticDeadeye
AD: You're a girl. Do you OWN a headband?
genousEnrichment
GE: I meant game-shit you dense lug
acousticDeadeye
AD: Well keep KILLING shit!
genousEnrichment
GE: I'm in the process of that, as I stated -when you messaged me-
acousticDeadeye
AD: You have three IMPS surrounding you right now.
genousEnrichment
GE: I know that I'm surrounded by imps, but thanks for telling me it's just three little bastards
acousticDeadeye
AD: Yeah, I'll be HERE to provide instructions.
AD: HOWEVER
genousEnrichment
GE: however what?
acousticDeadeye
AD: East side of the room, there's a PRESSURE plate I need you to STEP on.
genousEnrichment
GE: Small detail - I'm walking blind here
GE: I can't see shit
acousticDeadeye
AD: I'm stuck in HERE until you hit it.
AD: Don't worry. I'm not LEAVING until you're safe.
genousEnrichment
GE: gotcha
acousticDeadeye
AD: I'm at a computer MONITOR watching you with night vision.
@DM
Cyrill, I can't remember who's turn it is, so you can take your turn and we'll say it's yours
genousEnrichment
well, it's nice to know that Mark's got my back for this
I try to slice in the direction of the nearest imp
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 -->  | [ 1d20=7 ]{11},
@DM
miss
genousEnrichment
gotta keep trying, gotta keep slicing
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
@DM
You give imp 2 a solid wallop and Mark can see that it looks really hurt
acousticDeadeye
AD: Nice hit!
genousEnrichment
I back up a few steps and brace myself for any incoming attacks and end turn
@DM
The imps each move forward, taking swings at you for revenge
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {7}
@DM
First one misses
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {21}
@DM
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
@DM
The second one does a whole 2 damage
Witht hat fabulous crit
How grand.
genousEnrichment
49/62hp remaining
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
genousEnrichment
AC=14
@DM
You manage to dodge that one too
acousticDeadeye
AD: Cy, can you TELL where they all are?
AD: They're basically right ON you.
genousEnrichment
GE: nope, I'm kinda swinging in whatever direction I hear them coming from
acousticDeadeye
AD: The one that you hit LAST time is right in front of you.
@DM
Cyrill's turn again, she's now about 10 feet from the south wall and 20 feet from the pressure plate
genousEnrichment
GE: thx for the info, gonna tear him a new one
I slice at the nearest imp #2 again
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {12}
acousticDeadeye
AD: DON'T miss.
@DM
Hit
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {8}
@DM
The imp explodes into grist, and now Cyrill is left with the other two each at opposite diagonals
acousticDeadeye
AD: They're both diagonal to YOU.
genousEnrichment
well, with one bastard sent to the afterlife, let's give him some more company
I slice at the imp on my left diagonal
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
acousticDeadeye
AD: Don't get COCKY.
@DM
You swing wildly in the air so hard that you knock yourself off balance and fall prone at the imp's feet
genousEnrichment
ahh, shit
acousticDeadeye
Mark facepalms at the computer. "She needs me..."
genousEnrichment
I pick myself up and take a few steps back
@DM
Your back hits the south wall
genousEnrichment
I brace for incoming attacks and end turn
@DM
The imps follow you and attack, the same as before
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
@DM
The first one you can feel the wind off the hit that misses you
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {18}
@DM
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {4}
@DM
That one defintiely didn't miss and it digs its little claws into your thigh.
Your turn
genousEnrichment
45/62hp remaining
acousticDeadeye
AD: Right on YOU.
genousEnrichment
augh, not this shit again, that fucking hurts!
I slice at the bastard that cut my thigh
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=20 ] | {24}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+5 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {6}
@DM
The imp to your left explodes into even more grist
genousEnrichment
Good, let's finish this quickly
acousticDeadeye
AD: Only one left!
genousEnrichment
I slice at the imp on my right
acousticDeadeye
"Maybe she doesn't need me."
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {22}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+5 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {7}
@DM
You smack them but they don't go down. They do look hurt though
genousEnrichment
I'm more than ready to hurt them some more
I brace for any attacks and end turn
@DM
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {7}
@DM
he whiffs
Your turn
genousEnrichment
I slice at the last remaining bastard
acousticDeadeye
Ad: You know WHERE.
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {6}
acousticDeadeye
Mark facepalms again.
@DM
Your arm gets caught by the imp and it bites you
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=1 ] | {1}
@DM
Take 1 damage
genousEnrichment
"Augh, you little shit!"
44/62hp remaining
I remove my arm from his shitty little teeth and slice at the little bastard
!roll 1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {23}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+5 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {7}
@DM
The imp pops into more grist
acousticDeadeye
AD: OKAY.
AD: Cy, east side OF the room.
AD: Let's go.
genousEnrichment
phew, thank god that's over
GE: Still can't tell what direction is east, you lug
@DM
44 buil 2 t1
acousticDeadeye
AD: To YOUR right.
AD: Are you GOING to be okay on YOUR own?
AD: You did a LOT of falling that fight.
@DM
60 xp
acousticDeadeye
AD: And that was ONLY 3 imps.
AD: I've already fought that and a BASILISK.
genousEnrichment
GE: I'll let you know I killed an ogre-or-something without taking damage once
I'm pretty sure I can handle myself
at least I think so
acousticDeadeye
AD: Yet the IMPS?
genousEnrichment
GE: I'm pretty sure I can handle myself
acousticDeadeye
AD: Come on, CY.
genousEnrichment
GE: dude, imps are fucking weird
acousticDeadeye
AD: True.
AD: Wall to YOUR right.
AD: Pressure plate.
genousEnrichment
I follow the wall to my right and walk toward the pressure plate mark is talking about
acousticDeadeye
AD: I'll message you soon, KIDDO.
* acousticDeadeye has ceased pestering geneousEnrichment

@DM
You step on a slightly raised bit and there's a click before the wall beside you slides open. You can feel the breeze from it and see light down the hall
@DM
It's very pale light, but it's light
genousEnrichment
time to go towards the light, hehe
I carefully walk forward
I really don't wanna deal with traps or anything, so I keep an open eye
@DM
You walk forward into a small room. The walls themselves seem to the source of the glow, speckled about the room around like stars in a night sky. In the middle of the room you can see a large chest.
genousEnrichment
ooh, a chest!
I walk forward and hit it with my claws
@DM
Roll to hit?
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {18}
@DM
You smack a hole through the top of it that you have to struggle a bit to get your hand out of without getting any splinters.
genousEnrichment
well, this is better than what I imagined might have happened
I open the chest
@DM
Inside, you fine a long piece of black stone in the shape of a stylized skull. Underneath, you find 2 healing gels and a leather hooded jacket with short sleeves.
genousEnrichment
huh...
the black skull looks pretty sweet
I captchalogue the healing gels in drawer #2 next to my sketchbook and satchel of art stuff
and I try on the leather jacket
@DM
Somehow, it fits perfectly. The leather is a bit old but that just makes it more moveable.
genousEnrichment
oooh, this jacket is lovely!
how big is the stone?
@DM
The stone is about the length and width of your arm
genousEnrichment
I captchalogue the stone in drawer #3
@DM
You have successfully taken all the loot
genousEnrichment
I head back through the hallway and previous room
@DM
You make it back to the main room which is thankfully brightly lit
genousEnrichment
oh thank god for light
I head over to the last unchecked room, the west room
@DM
You walk into the room and it's very small. You see a large mural of a woman in a hooded robe that looks very menacing. There's a large hole in the center of her chest just the right size for the rock you found. There are two small chests in front of her
genousEnrichment
huh
I take out my phone and take a picture, cuz this looks like good drawing material
I then proceed to hit both chests before opening them
precautions must be taken
@DM
You just break the little chests and send healing gels across the floor
You get two more
genousEnrichment
yay
into drawer #2 they go
with more loot, I de-captchalogue the stone and put it into the slot in the mural
@DM
There's a loud grinding noise and you hear something click and a loud THUMP from the main room
genousEnrichment
huh
time to investigate
I head back to the main room
@DM
Roll perception
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=14 ] | {15}
@DM
You can hear growling and moving around. There's at least 4 monsters in the other room, and two don't sound small
genousEnrichment
oh.... god dammit more monsters
which room are they in?
@DM
Sounds like the main one
genousEnrichment
I very carefully sneak towards the main room
@DM
You sneak into the room and are able to see from the door: two imps, one basilisk with an imp on its back, and an ogre are all in the room shaking themselves off.
genousEnrichment
well, then
I de-captchalogue and eat a healing gel
@DM
Heal 1d4+med
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d4+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {3}
genousEnrichment
47/62hp remaining
that felt pretty good, I'll have another just to be sure
!roll 1d4+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {5}
genousEnrichment
52/62hp remaining
and another for good measure
!roll 1d4+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=4 ] | {5}
genousEnrichment
57/62hp remaining
genousEnrichment
well, let's see if I can't surprise these bastards
I try performing a surprise attack on the basilisk
@DM
Roll stealth
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=6 ] | {10}
@DM
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {19}
@DM
Yeah you get spotted
roll intiative
genousEnrichment
dammit
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {14}
@DM
The ogre goes first, going towards you and trying to punch you
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
@DM
!roll 1d6+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=5 ] | {8}
@DM
Take 8 damage
genousEnrichment
49/62hp remaining
@DM
Your turn
genousEnrichment
where are the imps?
@DM
The three imps are on either side of the basilisk, which is 20 feet in front of you
Two imps
Third imp is on the basilisk
genousEnrichment
what kind of imps are they?
@DM
The imps are teddy imps
genousEnrichment
oh not these fuckers
I enter the flurry stance and dash to slice at the teddy on the left of the basilisk
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=18 ]{23}, [ 1d20=10 ]{15}
genousEnrichment
!roll 2#1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d2+3 -->  | [ 1d2=1 ]{4}, [ 1d2=2 ]{5}
@DM
You deal 9 damage
And the first imp is down
genousEnrichment
I brace for attacks and end turn
@DM
The other imp runs around the basilisk to get to you
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {1}
@DM
It falls on its face ad stays on the ground
The basilisk turns and tries to grapple you
genousEnrichment
"oh shit!"
@DM
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {21}
@DM
Toll acro or athl to get out
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {15}
@DM
You have been grappled
genousEnrichment
shit, this ain't good
@DM
It now bites you
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ] | {17}
@DM
!roll 3d4+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 3d4+2 --> [ 3d4=11 ] | {13}
@DM
Take 13 damage
genousEnrichment
36/62hp remaining
@DM
The ogre finally comes back to try and smash you again
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {11}
@DM
It hits the ceiling and gets stopped instead
Your turn
genousEnrichment
aaugh, that fucking hurt!
I attempt to escape from this fucking lizard's grasp
@DM
Roll acro
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {17}
@DM
!roll 1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ] | {23}
@DM
Nope you're still grappled
genousEnrichment
fuck, can I at least attack it like this?
@DM
You just used your major so no
genousEnrichment
I attempt to try and persuade the imp riding the basilisk to make it let go of me
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {9}
@DM
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {5}
@DM
Somehow you did it, the imp considers your points and makes the basilisk let you go in the spirit of a fair fight.
genousEnrichment
oh thank god
I brace for incoming attacks and end turn
@DM
The teddy imp is confused by tries to hit you
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {17}
@DM
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {3}
@DM
Take 3 damage
genousEnrichment
33/62hp remaining
@DM
The basilisk tries to take a bite out of you
!roll 1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {13}
@DM
Neither does the ogre
Your turn
genousEnrichment
okay, then, I slice at the basilisk
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=17 ]{22}, [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
genousEnrichment
!roll 2#1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d2+3 -->  | [ 1d2=2 ]{5}, [ 1d2=1 ]{4}
genousEnrichment
I slice again
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=9 ]{14}, [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d2+3 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {5}
genousEnrichment
basilisk takes 14 damage rt from that attack
The teddy imp goes next
!roll 1d20
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {12}
@DM
It's just flailing in your general direction
The basilisk goes to bite you again
!roll 1d20+2
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ] | {12}
@DM
It's having trouble seeing through the blood
The ogre goes last
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=17 ] | {21}
@DM
!roll 1d6+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {7}
@DM
Take 7 damage
Your turn
genousEnrichment
26/62hp remaining
ahh shit, this is really wearing on me
I slice at the basilisk again
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=5 ]{10}, [ 1d20=7 ]{12}
@DM
Both misses
genousEnrichment
and I slice again
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=1 ]{6}, [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d2+3 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {4}
@DM
You manage to pop the basilisk
genousEnrichment
"OH THANK GOD"
I brace for incoming attacks and end turn
@DM
teddy imp goes next
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {10}
@DM
Jockey imp is pretty pissed about losing his basilisk
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {20}
@DM
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {2}
@DM
Take 2 damage
genousEnrichment
24/62hp remaining
@DM
The ogre makes an angry, underhanded swing at you
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ] | {9}
@DM
It fucking accidently lobs a rock across the room but that's it
Your turn
genousEnrichment
okay, I'm fed up with these fuckers
I slice at the ogre
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=18 ]{23}, [ 1d20=6 ]{11}
@DM
First one hits
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d2+3 --> [ 1d2=2 ] | {5}
genousEnrichment
I slice again
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=16 ]{21}, [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
@DM
Both hits
genousEnrichment
!roll 2#1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d2+3 -->  | [ 1d2=2 ]{5}, [ 1d2=2 ]{5}
@DM
The ogre is looking pretty haggard
genousEnrichment
I brace for more attack and end turn
@DM
Time to return to our regularly scheduled imp show
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {17}
@DM
!rol 1d4
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=3 ] | {3}
@DM
!roll 1d20+1
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {20}
@DM
!roll 1d4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d4 --> [ 1d4=2 ] | {2}
@DM
They deal 5 damage total
!roll 1d20+4
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=16 ] | {20}
genousEnrichment
19/62hp remaining
@DM
!roll 1d6+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d6+3 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {5}
genousEnrichment
14/62hp remaining
@DM
5 more damage from getting punched in the mouth by the ogre
your turn
genousEnrichment
"ahhh, fuck, this hurts like a bitch!"
I slice at the ogre again
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=19 ]{24}, [ 1d20=19 ]{24}
@DM
Nice
genousEnrichment
!roll 2#1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d2+3 -->  | [ 1d2=2 ]{5}, [ 1d2=1 ]{4}
@DM
It dies with the first hit
I'll let you redirect to an imp
genousEnrichment
let's finish this quickly and slice at the jockey asshole
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=14 ]{19}, [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
genousEnrichment
!roll 2#1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d2+3 -->  | [ 1d2=2 ]{5}, [ 1d2=2 ]{5}
genousEnrichment
4 redirected damage goes to jockey
he takes a further 10 damage
@DM
You finally take out the jockey
genousEnrichment
I brace for the teddy bitch's attack and end turn
@DM
You're left with the teddy imp alone. It looks terrified and freezes up, doing nothing for its turn
genousEnrichment
well, then, I'm gonna enjoy this
I slice at the bastard
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=4 ]{9}, [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d2+3 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {4}
genousEnrichment
I slice again
!roll 2#1d20+5
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 2#1d20+5 -->  | [ 1d20=19 ]{24}, [ 1d20=2 ]{7}
genousEnrichment
!roll 1d2+3
NOTTyche[Dice]
rolled 1d2+3 --> [ 1d2=1 ] | {4}
@DM
It dies, too
genousEnrichment
I take a moment to sit my ass down
"holy fucking hell"
"what is wrong with this world"
@DM
You hear a click and more grinding stone from the room with the mural
genousEnrichment
oh boy...........
I head over to the room with the mural
@DM
You find an open door into a brightly lit hallway where the mural was before. There's a turn to the left ahead as well as a path straight
genousEnrichment
well, then....
I slowly walk over to the left turn and see where it leads to
acousticDeadeye
"CYRILL!"
genousEnrichment
"wait, mark?"
@DM
He's at the other end of the hall, the straight bit
acousticDeadeye
Mark limps towards her and gives her a huge hug.
genousEnrichment
I run forward and bear-hug mark back
"oh man, this place is so fucked, dude"
"I'm glad to see you alive and sorta well"
acousticDeadeye
Before anything else, I give Cyrill a strong kiss, right on the lips.
"Cy. I think I love you. I don't want to see you get hurt."
acousticDeadeye
"I don't care if you don't. Just... please..."
"Stay safe."
genousEnrichment
"Mark, I'm currently somewhat confused and taken aback by this, but thank you sincerely for your concern"
"I don't know what to say, really"
"hearing this right after getting my shit kicked in by giant lizards and monsters is really disorientating"
acousticDeadeye
I chuckle. I'm a fucking idiot. She wouldn't love me back.
"Let's get out of here."
"You look as bad as I do."
genousEnrichment
"I'll take some time to think about what you said once we're out of here"
"let's go"
acousticDeadeye
"If you don't want to, don't."
Wrapping my right arm around Cy's shoulder, we begin to limp down the new hallway.
genousEnrichment
while walking, I say "Mark, let's save this kinda drama for a safer time, okay? I'd be glad to consider my options at a better time"
-END-