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Laerryn Reverse Gravity

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  1. MARISHA (PATIA): "This feels personal, right?"
  2. AABRIA (LAERRYN): "Yeah. Well, anyone that can fly is going to need to." I'm going to Reverse Gravity in the center. There's too much bullshit there, and I need it up.
  3. BRENNAN: Okay, amazing.
  4. SAM: There's no ceiling.
  5. AABRIA (LAERRYN): Yeah! 100 feet up. 100-foot diameter.
  6. TRAVIS: We're in a floating city.
  7. BRENNAN: Okay, give me the exact area of it.
  8. AABRIA (LAERRYN): Spell reverses gravity in a 50-foot radius, so 100 feet across, 100-foot high cylinder, centered on a point within range. I'm centering it on homegirl.
  9. BRENNAN: Hoo hoo hoo!
  10. AABRIA (LAERRYN): I hope she can fly. All creatures and objects that aren't somehow anchored to the ground have to make a dex save, DC is 20, or go, or go, like that's [points up] ground now.
  11. MARISHA: Whee!
  12. TRAVIS: That's called changing the game. Game changer.
  13. AABRIA: Yeah! We got enough people in the air, and if it catches a couple of the homies, we've got flyers to grab them.
  14. LOU (NYDAS): Truly people are just stabbing knives into a big, red hand, and now, and I'm feeling us lose gravity.
  15. BRENNAN: Incredible.
  16. AABRIA: Your dragon flies, right? He's got wings.
  17. LOU (NYDAS): My dragon can fly, we'll be okay.
  18. BRENNAN: First off, I'm going to need to see if anybody can do anything about this, which I don't think anyone can. Hold on. No. That is, you are just out of range there.
  19. [...]
  20. BRENNAN: Let's get dexterity checks from the dragon, and actually from Nydas.
  21. LOU (NYDAS): Me inside that hand?
  22. BRENNAN: You inside that hand.
  23. LOU: DC dex 20?
  24. MARISHA: Come on, Nydas.
  25. BRENNAN: Dex 20, or what's the DC?
  26. AABRIA (LAERRYN): Yeah, it's 20.
  27. BRENNAN: Dex 20. How is that DC so high?
  28. AABRIA (LAERRYN): I've got good stuff. I'm good at being a wizard, Brennan.
  29. LOU (NYDAS): Only 17.
  30. BRENNAN: 20 is quite prodigious.
  31. LUIS: It is.
  32. BRENNAN: Incredible. Okay.
  33. LOU: Then the dragon.
  34. BRENNAN: Go ahead and roll for the dragon.
  35. LOU (NYDAS): The dragon, I think only gets a 19. I think we both fail.
  36. SAM: Jeez, your dragon sucks.
  37. LOU: Yeah.
  38. AABRIA (LAERRYN): Dex save is to grab something to stay on the ground.
  39. MARISHA: That's why they're no longer in Exandria.
  40. SAM: Yeah.
  41. TRAVIS: There's a reason.
  42. LUIS: Overrated.
  43. [...]
  44. AABRIA (LAERRYN): Brennan, you know I want the ones over there, too.
  45. BRENNAN: Which ones?
  46. AABRIA: It's 100 feet across.
  47. SAM: Get them-
  48. AABRIA: I want to catch-
  49. SAM (LOQUATIUS): -you're going to get me.
  50. BRENNAN: It's a 50-foot radius. Is it centered on Lacrytia?
  51. ABBRIA (LAERRYN): Yeah, so if it's centered on her, then it probably wouldn't hit them.
  52. BRENNAN: Cool.
  53. ABBRIA: Dang it!
  54. BRENNAN: All good, all good.
  55. MARISHA: Oh man. Right on the edge, right on the edge.
  56. AABRIA: I could have been cuter. It's fine. No, it's fine.
  57. TRAVIS: 'I could've been cuter.'
  58. AABRIA: It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
  59. LUIS: I think you're doing okay, though.
  60. AABRIA: We're good, we're good.
  61. BRENNAN: Yeah, you're about to get pretty much everybody.
  62. LUIS: Except for two people, maybe? The ones on the other side.
  63. AABRIA: That's it.
  64. TRAVIS: Thank you.
  65. BRENNAN: Oh my Lord.
  66. LOU: What does Reverse Gravity do? Are we just-
  67. TRAVIS: Exactly what you think it does.
  68. AABRIA (LAERRYN): It makes ground that way, and then if someone knocks this off of me, they're coming back down.
  69. TRAVIS: It's pure fuckery.
  70. MARISHA: It's great.
  71. LOU: Oh, so people are just going to start flying into the sky?
  72. AABRIA: Yes.
  73. MARISHA: Uh-huh.
  74. LOU: Wow!
  75. BRENNAN: Okay.
  76. MARISHA: It's a fun one.
  77. TRAVIS: It's as awful as it sounds.
  78. LUIS: Is it a reaction to dismiss it?
  79. AABRIA (LAERRYN): It is, but it's also one of those fun things I'm like, I hope you hit me and I drop concentration. It makes the spell good.
  80. MARISHA: Yeah.
  81. TRAVIS: Uh-huh, or they just keep going that way.
  82. AABRIA: Yeah.
  83. BRENNAN: So Laerryn, you-
  84. AABRIA (LAERRYN): Sorry, quick last cheeky question.
  85. BRENNAN: Yes, go for it.
  86. AABRIA (LAERRYN): Does a reaction reset at the top of the round, or-?
  87. BRENNAN: Top of your turn.
  88. AABRIA (LAERRYN): Okay. How did Dean Hollow do?
  89. BRENNAN: You look forward, and this is your city. You are the Architect Arcane. Lacrytia looks at you and Patia underneath that tower and says, "Running away? I wouldn't dOAY!" And goes straight up, straight up. All of the K'nauthi, "AH!" ass over tea kettle, just leaving- we keep calling him Milus Phren. Definitely not his name. Milus is just so heavy that he's like, nope, and squats down. But you see that all five of the K'nauthi and Lacrytia go up 50 feet in the air. [shoom]
  90. MARISHA: Fantastic.
  91. BRENNAN: And are just oscillating up there, seemingly without an ability to move.
  92. AABRIA (LAERRYN): It's 100 feet.
  93. BRENNAN: 100 feet? So they're like here.
  94. TRAVIS: Goodbye.
  95. AABRIA: Cool, fantastic.
  96. LOU (NYDAS): Am I there as well?
  97. BRENNAN: Oh, yes, you are there as well.
  98. LOU (NYDAS): Did the hand go? Am I still in the hand?
  99. BRENNAN: You're still in the hand. The hand fell with you, so you all, [shoom], pop up, fell.
  100. TRAVIS: Fell, fell.
  101. SAM: The dragon too, right?
  102. BRENNAN: And the dragon. So literally everyone leaves Milus Phren. Milus is all alone on the ground. I'm going to need the audience at home to just- I'm not getting risers for all these. So [voom] up 100 feet. Unbelievable.
  103. [...]
  104. BRENNAN: You, bubbling on the- You see literally all of the stones. I think when you cast that spell, you guys see Laerryn's arcane mark appear on every cobblestone as the city is summoned to your command. All of them just go [VWOOM] with little veins of brumestone
  105. and [VWOOM] push everyone up 100 feet. As you tumble out with your old, again, piratical dexterity, [shoom] out of the hand, you grab your summoned dragon. Your dragon looks at four blinking images of Lacrytia, who says, "You fool, you are no wizard!" and your dragon [irritated snorting] and grabs the exact right one.
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  107. Episode 3 - Blood and Shadow - 1:24:36
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