Battlewagon

Griffin: She says. She reaches over and grabs the tarp and rips it to the side, exposing a battle wagon, that uh- has a dark gray, tanned leather exterior with these sleek patches of thick silvery armor all across it.

Clint: Cup holders?

Griffin: Yeah, there’s- definitely- definitely some interior tweaks. Some cupholders inside—

Clint: Cool.

Griffin:—couple of bucket seats in there. Um—

Travis: Does it come with satellite radio or it that additional?

Griffin: That is nonexistent, um, the bow of this battle wagon is long and flat with what appears to be a black metal engine block poking out of the- poking through it. Uh, and on the front of the car, two shiny chrome spirals, are positioned on either end of the hood—

Travis [interrupting]: Aw, like ram horns!

Griffin: —emulating the appearance of two ram horns.
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Clint: It’s ram tough.

Griffin: On the back of the wagon, there’s this array of six huge exhaust pipes hanging off the back of the car. It is, this battle wagon is the single most imposing physical object you’ve ever seen in your entire life.

Travis: Griffy, is it, is it more like Mad Max? Or is it more like, sleek? Like, has it—

Griffin: Imagine—

Travis: Is it battle damaged? Or is it like- this is—

Griffin: Oh it’s not battle damaged, it it almost looks frankenstein-ian. It almost looks like six of the cars from Mad Max have been smashed into like, the Death Proof muscle car. Um, it looks, it looks at the same time like sleek and also like really really dangerous.

Ep. 21, Petals to the Metal