Secret Garden Party (One Shot)

>Day Pillowy Mounds of Mashed Potatoes in Equestria
>Be Anon
>You are up and about this fine morning
>Minding your own business, you decide to head to the park
>You come across a lake
>Throw baby
>You have no baby, why would you even think that?
>You pass a few ponies on your way
>They gawk and stare
>You hear skeptical remarks
>You pay no mind to their xenophobia
>A small, teal coloured pony begins to follow you
>You walk on for a little bit to see how far they'll go
A: Can I help you?
>The pony stops in her tracks and seems flustered
Lyra: H-hello, Anon. Funny meeting you here, ha ha
>She laughs nervously
L: I n-never really see you j-just walking around here... s-special occasion?
>The spaghetti is strong with this one
A: Well, the weather looked so pleasant that I just had to go out for a walk today
L: Oh, yeah, that's why I am here! Well, I was sitting, but now I am walking... or trotting. It's more like I was trotting
A: So, um... can I help you?
>The noodle dispenser looks at the ground, then her hoof, the ground again and finally at you
L: Uh, I don't need anything... I w-was wondering if you... you just wanted to, you know?
A: Know what?
L: To just like... h-hang out?
>You look sternly over the pony
>You lean in closely
A: That would be fine
>The pony smiles widely at you and her eyes water
>You may have broken her
A: I am not doing anything too interesting today
L: That's fine! I mean, it's fine, yeah, just hang out
>You continue walking around the lake
>The cool water looks peaceful as lily pads bob aimlessly around
A: Are there fish in this lake?
L: Uh, I don't know... I'm not really into fishing, but it's cool if you are!
>She oddly punctuates her sentence as if not to hurt my feelings
A: OK... so, yeah...
>You keep walking
>A stone pathway bisects a road and you walk across with the Lyra in tow
L: Hey, Anon... is it alright if I call you, "Anon"? I was wondering, if it's true... that you have sharp, scary teeth?
>You stop completely
>Is that really a rumor going around about you? Odd
A: If you mean my canines, yes, I do have sharp teeth
L: Wow, humans -can- eat meat after all
A: My crazy little pony, we can eat nearly anything
L: Would you... would you ever eat a pony? Just wondering
>What an odd question...
A: I don't suppose I would. I mean, I don't have to eat ponies to survive. I guess I -could-, but I don't see why I -would-
L: I-I don't care what other ponies say, I know you're really a nice human
A: Thanks, I think...
L: Oh, hey, want to see something cool?
>Lyra grins a toothy grin
>You strive to be cautious
A: That depends, will I get hurt?
L: Uh, no, you shouldn't get hurt...
>She seems to trail off
A: Well, alright
>The pony gets to her hooves and seems to double time a little way back
>You follow until you reach a small clearing in the shrubs
>Lyra pushes a bundle of branches back and insists you enter
>Walking through, you have to duck to half your height
A: What is this place?
L: It opens up towards the end, keep going
>You crawl on for what feels like eternity
>You finally see light
L: Just a bit more
>You hear anxiety in Lyra's voice
>A small push forward and you are now in a wider clearing
>Flowers cover the walls and the whole dome-like structure smells of freshness
A: What an amazing scent
>Lyra smirks
L: That's the power of pine
>She points to a tree in the center of the garden
>You both proceed to the tree and lay under it's large boughs
>The shade is lovely
>Lyra lays beside you on her back, her hooves folded behind her head
A: You were right, this place is something
L: It's Bon-Bon's garden... we come here all the time to think and talk and just hang out
A: Oh? Where is she today?
L: She had something to do at work or something. She wasn't very clear
A: I thought you looked like you lost something earlier
L: Oh... was it -that- obvious?
A: Sure was, is that why you wanted to spend the day with me?
L: Well, that and -other- stuff. I use to always believe in humans, before you even got here. Everp0ny would tell me I was just crazy for listening to old mare's tales and reading from old tomes and stuff
>Lyra pokes at the dirt behind her
A: Interesting. I had no idea ponies studied if it didn't involve their cutie mark?
L: We usually don't, that's why they think I am odd. Can you imagine how embarrassing it is to be in a room filled with ponies who have quills, paper, books, and junk for cutie marks? They all mock my talent
A: What is your talent anyways?
L: I play the lyre, duh
A: Oh, well, sure, I suppose
L: You never seen my cutie mark?
>Before you can answer, Lyra hops to her hooves and brandishes her flank fairly close
L: See? A lyre
>Her tail flicks back and forth, exposing her marehood every now and then
A: That's great, really, would you mind taking your flank out of my face?
L: I... I just want to make sure you got a real good look...
A: Yes, lovely, I see the lyre and all...
>Lyra backs up very slightly, a little closer towards you
>Laying on your back is a compromising position
L: You see... my whole cutie mark?
>Lyra wraps her tail to one side of her flank
>Her exposed body trembles before you
>Why does this keep happening?
>Why didn't you stahp it?
>You reach out and grab her hind legs, can't let her push too much closer
>You see a trail of mare ooze pour from her
L: Oh, Anon, human hands really are incredible
>You hear Lyra moan lightly as you wrestle her away
>Your hand strains to stop her, but she is putting up a bold effort
>You hear the sound of her magic flicking to life and feel your belt and pants snap apart
L: I didn't know you would be so forward
>Lyra's marehood plumps up, if this wasn't rape, it'd be pretty sexy
A: Lyra, stop that at once!
L: Stop what?
>You feel an invisible force seize your growing erection
>Oh, damn, magic feels so hot!
A: I don't want this, Lyra! I spend too much time avoiding other rapists in this place!
L: Don't you think it's selfish keeping your unique parts hidden from everyp0ny?
A: Humans can't just hide their parts
L: I know... I know a lot about humans, Anon... I am so curious... I need to know
>She has a look of complete vacancy
>It's like FlutterThighs if she could actually do something!
A: Lyra, I really don't intend to be a horse-fucker... I am more of a hoofer myself
>You feel Lyra's magic slowly begin to work you over
A: Ah, damn, hot, hot! Don't... don't do this...
L: I promise it won't hurt. I practiced a lot for this day
>How do you practice for this?
>Never mind! You need to find a way to break her concentration
>You reach your free hands up to Lyra's rump and give it a firm squeeze
L: Oh~! Anon, not so rough... my little flank is delicate
>She moans like the wanton harlot she is
>You give a few more squeezes and a final slap to her right cheek
>Her footing slips for a moment and your maleness cools a bit
A: You did a bad thing, Lyra. You used my trust
L: I... I just want to feel a human...
>Her magic envelopes your entire member
>You feel unbelievable amount of pressure and stimulation
>You will not be bested!
>You decide to go for the kill and spread her smoldering folds with your fingers
>Kind of shallow after all
>You can only fit three fingers in her, it's considerably tight for a pony
>Lyra puts all her focus into her spell as she wobbles in your skilled hands
>You press her little love button and play with her inner depths
L: I... I can't... Anon, stop... I'm gonna...
>Lyra's magic completely fades from you as she lets loose a bone shattering orgasm
>You fingers are pulled in tightly while her sex attempts to milk you
>Thick, hot maregasm spills out around your hands and onto your suit
>Perfect, now you'll reek like a pony's play-thing all day
>You slip your hand free from  Lyra's body
>Lyra moans as you do so
A: What is with all your rapists ponies, goddamn?!
>Lyra falls to her side and looks up at you weakly
L: I didn't mean to... you just look so... tempting...
A: Have you been talking to FlutterButter? Did she put you up to this?
>Lyra shakes her head from side to side
L: I don't even know her... I just wanted to be with a human
A: So wait... are human beings your fetish?
>Fucking what did you just ask? Are YOU Fluttershy now?
L: Yes, Anon... so much. It's been hard not jumping you all this time... by Celestia, I wanted to ride your little pony since I first saw you in town
A: I just don't get ponies, man. You are all too sexually frustrated
>Lyra lays down and weeps lightly
>You think she is coming back to her senses and her moral code just took a beating
>Eh, better get out before anything gets too weird
>Within the hour, you are back at your home
>You walk into your house to see Fluttershy sitting on the couch
F: Oh, hello, Anonymous... how are you today? I let myself in, if that's OK with you?
A: Not now, Flutter... I had a hard day
>Fluttershy sniffs the air around you for a moment
F: Oh my... I... I see. Was she... better than me?
A: Flutterstutter, we never did anything for me to know that...
F: Oh, you're right... wanna?
>Fluttershy winks slyly at you
>You stare with empty eyes
>You think for a moment that your member is aching from not getting release
A: I have half a mind to just take you up on that offer... that other mare never finished me off... but, if I do, I'd be
>Fucking Fluttershy