Eng Get the Girl (2017)

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<I>Famous American author
Richard Bach once said...</i>

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<I>"Real love stories never have endings."</i>

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<i>But famous American author Richard Bach
has also been married three times.</i>

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<i>I guess if what famous American
author Richard Bach has to say is true...</i>

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<i>...then it's important to know
where love stories begin...</i>

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<i>...and mine began right here.</i>

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<i>Real love is hard to find...</i>

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<i>...it's something most people believe
only exists in romance novels...</i>

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<i>...but history is filled
with stories of real love...</i>

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<i>...and the men who do crazy things for it.</i>

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<i>My story, well,
my story's not much different.</i>

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You got it.

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<i>Look, most people say they
don't believe in love at first sight...</i>

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<i>...but I do...</i>

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<i>...and she... she was my proof.</i>

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<i>Her name is Alex and I knew I loved her
from the moment I first laid eyes on her.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately for me
she had no idea I even existed.</i>

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Excuse me, can I... can I just fit in, yeah!

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- What can I get you?
- I'll have a diet coke.

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I love you.

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I love you, too!

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I said, "that's two?" Two!

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Right, that's just... yeah.

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Yeah, 'cause... that would...

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<i>Not my finest moment.</i>

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I paid for both the cars.
I'm entitled to both of them.

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I gave you the apartment,
that's several thousand right there.

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I want the ring back. My grandmother's
money paid for that ring.

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I don't give a shit what your lawyer says!

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Look, I've got the papers right here,
I can just meet you right now...

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...and we can sign these
and get this over with, please!

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Hello?

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You stupid... oh, my God!

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Are you lost?

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Yeah, I can't seem to find my car anywhere.

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This is employee parking.
Guest parking is two floors up.

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That must be it.

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Haven't I seen you before?

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Yeah, yeah, you have. I'm Clarence.

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Shit, sorry, I gotta go. Hello?

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<i>All right, no need to go on,
you get the picture.</i>

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<i>Pretty girl marries asshole,
ignores the nice guy at her bar...</i>

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<i>...who's madly in love with her
and would probably go down on her like...</i>

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<i>...anytime she wanted,
all the days of her life.</i>

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<i>Okay, it's a bad joke.</i>

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<i>You see, after this, I decided
to observe the situation...</i>

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<i>...and see if I could find a way in.</i>

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<i>Like when she got her first tattoo...</i>

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<i>...when our grandmother's passed away
in the same month hence the tattoo...</i>

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<i>...rest in peace, nan nan and mi maw.</i>

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<i>And when she decided to divorce
said asshole, who by the way...</i>

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<i>...used her grandmother's money that she
left her to buy her a new wedding ring.</i>

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<i>Classy guy.</i>

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<i>This is around the time
I decided to get proactive.</i>

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<i>I knew that if just given the chance
to sweep her off her feet...</i>

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<i>...she'd realize that I'm the guy for her.</i>

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<i>I just needed to get her attention
in a really big way.</i>

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<i>There was only one person
I knew that could help me do that...</i>

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<i>...and that was Patrick.</i>

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<i>I'd seen Patrick before at Alex's bar.</i>

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<i>He started frequenting this place
about six months ago.</i>

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<i>His reputation needed no backing up.</i>

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<i>Patrick was a smooth talking, bullshit's
walking, girl-getting son of a bitch.</i>

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<i>At least, that's how he described himself.</i>

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What can I get you, stud?

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Tequila and would you put it on her tab?

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He's got you covered.

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Thank you very much! Very nice of you,
but I don't swing that way, buddy.

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Actually, he's covering
the entire bar tonight.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Cheers!

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Can I get like two more of these?

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Up top.

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Told you you're my good luck charm.

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Why don't you get a drink,
on me, whatever you like, okay?

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Okay.

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Hey, drinks guy. Cheers, thank you.

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Don't mention it.

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Wanna play?

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What's the game?

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How about 100 bucks a ball?

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- Too rich for my blood.
- You can play with my money.

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That's not really how gambling works,
you understand?

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Yeah, well...

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...just trying to keep things interesting.

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Corner... shot.

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Man of your word.

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If my math's correct, I've given you $1500
to knock in every ball on that table.

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Not to mention all the free drinks
you could want.

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Now, I'm wondering
if there's a favor I could ask of you?

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Sure, I mean, ask whatever you want
just as long as it's not to give it back.

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No, it's quite the opposite.

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I have an investment opportunity
I'd like to talk to you about.

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I'm sorry, all my money's
tied up at the moment.

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Not your money.

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I'd be investing in you.

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A proposition.

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I knew it, you're trying to fuck me, man.
I knew it, man, every time! Every time!

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It's... look, I will give you $500...

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...an extra $500 if you listen
to me for just a few minutes.

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If you don't like what you hear,
feel free to walk away.

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You can keep all the money,
it's yours, I gave it to you.

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But if you like what you hear, there's
a whole lot more where that came from.

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Are you messing with me?
I mean, is this like one of those shows?

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Are there cameras here? Am I gonna look
like an asshole when I say no, is that it?

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There are no cameras. Just us.

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You smoke?

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Okay, Daddy Warbucks, shoot.

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Well, there's this girl.

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- You want me to help get you laid?
- No... not exactly.

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- Then she's special?
- Very.

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- Why don't you ask her out?
- See, that's the thing...

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- I mean, you got money, girls like money.
- No, not this girl, she's different.

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Girls aren't different,
girls are not different.

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- I'm Clarence. Clarence.
- Clarence.

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Women are not different,
they're all the same.

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No, no, this girl's different.
I'm telling you she's different.

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I get it, you're in love,
you can't tell a kid in love anything.

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So, can I just show you this girl
and you can decide from there?

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I'll give you another $500.

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All right, give me the money.

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It's this way.

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- Is that your car?
- Yeah. Why?

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What did you say your last name was?

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Duffield.

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Duffield as in, the Duffields?

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You know, guys with your kind of money
don't usually have a problem getting laid.

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Yeah, well, call me a hopeless romantic.

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- So your girl isn't into money.
- What makes you say that?

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Always be the smartest guy in the room.
Women who are interested in money...

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...they decide within the first 20 seconds
of meeting you whether they wanna screw.

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If your girl's not interested in you, well,
she's probably not interested in that.

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But how would she know
if I have money or not?

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You grow up with one of those kids
who came from such a wealthy family...

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...that they were just socially awkward all
the time, like they didn't know how to act?

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- No.
- That's cause that kid's you.

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Yeah, all right, but, see, she has never
gotten the chance to know me.

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You don't get the chance, man.
You have to create the opportunity.

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Right, see, now that's where you come in.
See, this girl, she's tough, she's...

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...like independent and strong.

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It's gonna take something grand
to get her in the right situation.

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Something grand, huh?

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Well, how many grand are you willing
to spend for something grand?

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I don't know, we'll get to that.
First, you've gotta see this girl.

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There she is.

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That's the girl?

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- I'll consider it.
- What?

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- We'll talk.
- Really?

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Tomorrow... 10 o'clock.

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- Can I get a diet coke, please.
- Sure.

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- Thanks.
- Hey, Martini, dry, two olives.

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Sure.

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Hey, how are you doin'?

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- Fine, thanks.
- That's great, that's good.

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That's real good.

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Listen... what are you drinking over there?

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No, thanks.

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Listen, doll, I'm just trying
to buy you a drink over here.

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Yeah, I'm good to go. But, thank you.

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You sure are, you are certainly good to go.

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- That's why I'm here.
- Excuse me?

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Listen, I'm gonna ask you a serious question.

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Why are you coming to a bar all by yourself?

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You know you just wanted
some young stud to come in...

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Hey, she said she's not interested, okay?

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- That's mine.
- Is that so?

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<i>Famous American philosopher
Ralph Waldo Emerson once said...</i>

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<i>"...a hero is no braver
than an ordinary man...</i>

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<i>...but he is braver five minutes longer."</i>

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Oh, my God! I am so sorry, sir.

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I am so sorry, ma'am! I'm a piece of shit.

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You're a good dude, you are a good dude.

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I'm sorry, I'm out, I'm out!

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Thank you.

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Do you mind if I buy you another drink?

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No, that's not necessary.

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Right, sorry,
I'm sure you're probably married.

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Excuse me for just a...

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- Well done.
- Did you see what just happened?

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- Looks like you got her attention.
- But I didn't do anything.

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That guy just grabbed my drink
and threw it in his face like a psycho.

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- She doesn't know that.
- Why would he do that?

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Because I paid him... $20 to hit on her.

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And then if you were so kind as to
intervene he was to make you her savior.

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What are you getting at?

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Always be the smartest guy
in the room, Clarence.

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Now, that was just a sample, a test to see...

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...if you had the balls...

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...to pull that off and when you did...

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...I took over from there.

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So that's your plan, to have
an asshole hit on her in a bar?

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Because that happens to her every night.

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No, I think in your case we're gonna
need something a little bit more...

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...how'd you say, grand?

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- Are you out of your fucking mind?
- You don't like it?

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- No, of course, I don't fucking like it.
- Why not?

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- It's illegal, it's dangerous, it's...
- It's genius.

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- How, how is it genius?
- It's exactly what she wants, man.

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You're gonna sweep her off her feet.
You get to be the hero...

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...you have a little alone time to bond.
I'll be in control the whole time.

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It's insane, it's insane! It's...

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It's perfect.

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Okay, all right, what if something happens?

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What if we get caught, what if someone
gets hurts? It's too dangerous.

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It's not fucking dangerous,
it's controlled chaos, totally different.

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No, no, I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it!

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- Fine. Fine, go, leave.
- Fine!

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Three, two, one.

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All right, how do I even pull this off?

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Always be the smartest guy in the room.

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Okay, you keep saying that,
but what exactly does that mean?

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It means, don't put yourself
in situations that you cannot control.

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Know the people, know
the circumstances. Be the smartest guy.

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$25,000... next weekend.

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Take it or leave it.

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<i>The great American actress
Mae West once said...</i>

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<i>"Every man I meet wants to protect me,
but I can't figure out what from."</i>

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What?

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Shit!

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Hey, it's Alex, did I leave a red
folder somewhere in the back?

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No? Shit! I'm gonna have to come look for it.

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All right, yeah, no, it's cool,
I'll see you in a second. Thanks.

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I'm...

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- Holy shit, you scared the hell out of me!
- I'm sorry. I didn't see you.

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Yeah, I'm sure you didn't,
pulling out that fast.

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- Look, I'm...
- You should watch where you're going.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, you said that.

229
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:41,840
Would you like to get dinner
with me sometime?

230
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:46,211
Did you really just ask me out?

231
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:51,115
Hey, what the hell?

232
00:20:54,618 --> 00:20:56,489
Take your hands off her!

233
00:21:05,997 --> 00:21:07,833
I'll take it from here.

234
00:21:15,406 --> 00:21:17,305
Help me!

235
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:25,083
Help me! Somebody! I'm being attacked!

236
00:21:49,374 --> 00:21:51,176
Get down, get down!

237
00:21:57,349 --> 00:21:59,586
Hey, don't fucking judge us!

238
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:02,487
You've never seen
an interracial couple before?

239
00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:04,891
Stop that!

240
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,259
What, I thought you
fucking liked me, man! God!

241
00:22:09,528 --> 00:22:11,197
Here.

242
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,533
- Hurry!
- Get in the van!

243
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,802
- Hurry!
- Get the rope!

244
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:19,021
- What? No! Rape!
- Don't you hurt her!

245
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:21,641
- Give me the bag!
- How about you give me a minute!

246
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:24,552
- This bitch broke my fucking hand!
- Give me the fucking bag!

247
00:22:24,652 --> 00:22:27,913
- Okay, here's your bag!
- Yo, yo, yo, move, motherfucker!

248
00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:32,116
I drive.

249
00:22:42,794 --> 00:22:43,830
What, man?

250
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,900
Bro, how the fuck did you take a kick
to the balls like that?

251
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,433
Don't you know, I'm all dick, baby!

252
00:22:50,669 --> 00:22:53,439
- Who are you people?
- Shut the fuck up and we won't hurt you.

253
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,208
Dude, this is fucking bullshit, man.

254
00:22:55,308 --> 00:22:58,344
Like, I should totally have one
of those cool, voice-box thingies.

255
00:22:58,444 --> 00:23:01,214
Like, I would murder it with that shit.
You know that, right, bro?

256
00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:03,867
I'm trying to make up
for these ridiculous masks you got.

257
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:06,386
Ridiculous masks? More like iconic masks!

258
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:10,723
All the coolest criminals have iconic masks.
Patrick Swayze, Point Break.

259
00:23:10,823 --> 00:23:15,111
Ben Affleck, The Town.
Fucking even Bob DeNiro in the Heat.

260
00:23:15,211 --> 00:23:19,632
For real though, Nicki Minaj is
an icon as far as I'm concerned.

261
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,601
She is an icon, blow that shit up, bro.

262
00:23:21,701 --> 00:23:26,039
You seen that music video? You seen
them hips? You seen them, y'all seen them?

263
00:23:26,139 --> 00:23:30,075
Put your fucking mask back on
and don't take it off until I say.

264
00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:32,844
Turn right.

265
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:39,419
- Hold still!
- Where are you taking me?

266
00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:40,787
Your ATM, honey.

267
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:44,490
I'm going through a divorce all my money
is frozen, I can't pay you right now!

268
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:46,846
- Hold still!
- We don't want your money.

269
00:23:46,946 --> 00:23:50,130
- What the fuck do you want from me?
- Hold her!

270
00:23:50,230 --> 00:23:53,499
We're gonna find out just how valuable
you are to your friend here.

271
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:57,447
- 5, can I get 5, got 10, 20, 25, 30!
- Where are the headphones?

272
00:23:57,837 --> 00:24:01,239
- Hey, just keep still, all right.
- We're all good back here.

273
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,475
Speak for yourself.

274
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:08,113
- Here we go.
- Are you fucking kidding me?

275
00:24:09,082 --> 00:24:12,748
- Seriously?
- Okay, now we're good.

276
00:24:23,846 --> 00:24:27,434
- Is he fucking retarded?
- Yo, that was my momma, dude!

277
00:24:27,534 --> 00:24:31,541
Motherfucker, turn off y'all phones.
Give them to me, all of them.

278
00:24:31,641 --> 00:24:35,608
- And make sure you grab theirs, too.
- I'll get hers, there you go.

279
00:24:36,108 --> 00:24:37,911
Where is it?

280
00:24:38,011 --> 00:24:41,281
- Get your hands off of her!
- Calm your tits!

281
00:24:41,381 --> 00:24:42,915
Your fucking girlfriend...

282
00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,751
No! Stop!

283
00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,786
- Pervert.
- Oh, no, no!

284
00:24:46,886 --> 00:24:48,419
Phone.

285
00:24:51,823 --> 00:24:53,658
Where's the turn?

286
00:24:54,793 --> 00:24:56,594
It's just up ahead.

287
00:25:13,277 --> 00:25:16,269
Hey, man. Could I get the code, please?
I'd really appreciate it.

288
00:25:16,549 --> 00:25:18,616
Oh, yeah, it's written on my hand.

289
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:22,088
Why the fuck is it written on your hand?

290
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,490
It's a new code, all right,
I couldn't fucking remember it.

291
00:25:24,590 --> 00:25:26,226
That's really smart, if you think about it.

292
00:25:26,326 --> 00:25:28,362
He probably like doesn't even
want us to know the real code...

293
00:25:28,462 --> 00:25:31,530
...so he's just like making up a fake code.
That's awesome, you know.

294
00:25:43,041 --> 00:25:45,878
- All right, motherfucker, let's do this.
- Yo, yo, yo! Cool it, ninja.

295
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:47,480
- What?
- You got watch.

296
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,816
- What are you talking about, what?
- You drive, you watch.

297
00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,738
That's the rules.

298
00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:57,155
Dude, go fuck yourself, man. You're not
the boss of me. He's not the boss of me.

299
00:26:00,859 --> 00:26:03,062
Come on, move, move!

300
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,632
All right, where's mine?

301
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:12,938
You're kidding, right? A rubber gun?

302
00:26:14,172 --> 00:26:15,108
No. What?

303
00:26:15,208 --> 00:26:17,744
If I had some bullets in this thing
I'd blow your fucking head off.

304
00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:19,915
That's nice, tough guy.

305
00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:31,323
You ready for this, cakes?

306
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,819
You know, it'll all be over real soon.

307
00:26:39,197 --> 00:26:41,166
And then...

308
00:26:44,469 --> 00:26:46,005
...here.

309
00:26:50,208 --> 00:26:52,044
Happily ever after.

310
00:26:53,958 --> 00:26:56,848
- Promise?
- I promise.

311
00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:13,232
Don't you worry,
I'm gonna figure a way out of this.

312
00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,334
She can't hear you, bro.

313
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:20,540
Just give me the gun.
If you kiss me, I'm gonna hit you, bro.

314
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,274
Hey, hey!

315
00:27:24,843 --> 00:27:27,212
When I say so, all right?

316
00:27:32,083 --> 00:27:36,156
- Channel three.
- Yeah, yeah, totally, channel three.

317
00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:38,709
Hey, boss?

318
00:27:39,009 --> 00:27:42,304
Just a real quick question.
You didn't give me a gun.

319
00:27:45,764 --> 00:27:47,166
Why don't I get a gun?

320
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:49,455
- Honestly?
- Yeah.

321
00:27:49,555 --> 00:27:52,604
Because you're fucking nuts
and I don't trust you.

322
00:27:56,808 --> 00:27:58,611
This is fucking bullshit.

323
00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,442
All right, good talk.

324
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,855
Get in there, bitch!

325
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,251
Oh, shit.

326
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:25,771
- Shut it off!
- Shut it off!

327
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:30,242
Shut it off! And you, you didn't think
there was gonna be a fucking alarm?

328
00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,845
Don't do anything until I tell you to.

329
00:28:32,945 --> 00:28:36,143
- Fucking nimrod!
- Get down!

330
00:28:36,243 --> 00:28:38,317
Get down, now!

331
00:28:38,417 --> 00:28:40,252
What's this?

332
00:28:40,656 --> 00:28:42,223
Stop!

333
00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:47,893
- Stay on the ground!
- Hey, is the house empty?

334
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,431
- Not now, but yes, it was.
- Motherfucker, don't make me hurt you!

335
00:28:51,531 --> 00:28:55,334
Yes, the house is empty, I live alone.
Ask your fucking questions better!

336
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,310
Get down, down!

337
00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:05,445
Everybody, quiet.

338
00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:09,572
Now, we know there's somebody
very important to you...

339
00:29:09,672 --> 00:29:12,318
...who is under that hood
right there, Clarence Duffield.

340
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,654
How do you know who I am?

341
00:29:14,754 --> 00:29:17,740
I'll ask the questions
or I can shoot her in the head.

342
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:19,125
No, no, okay, okay!

343
00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:22,028
Okay, so, what we need
is $50,000 in the next hour.

344
00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:25,231
- Do you think you could make that happen?
- 50? I thought we said...

345
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:28,934
- Shit, can you not do that so hard?
- Motherfucker, what?

346
00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:30,982
Fuck, my ear!

347
00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:35,407
Will you take her away?

348
00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:39,570
Up! Get up now!

349
00:29:40,215 --> 00:29:41,770
Move.

350
00:29:44,315 --> 00:29:46,385
- What the fuck is this?
- Don't worry about him.

351
00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:48,921
- I'm the one paying you, you know?
- Bitch, I don't work for you.

352
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:51,056
Will you do something about this, please?

353
00:29:51,756 --> 00:29:55,261
Would you please go upstairs
and just trash stuff?

354
00:29:55,361 --> 00:29:59,698
- Wait, why does he have to do that?
- You want it to seem authentic, don't you?

355
00:30:00,231 --> 00:30:03,329
- I guess, but...
- There's no buts.

356
00:30:03,429 --> 00:30:06,406
We either do this for real
or we don't do it at all.

357
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,107
No, I...

358
00:30:14,647 --> 00:30:17,583
You got a Vicodan or Oxy, by any chance?

359
00:30:18,369 --> 00:30:20,885
I don't think so. Sorry.

360
00:30:20,985 --> 00:30:22,821
No worries.

361
00:30:47,162 --> 00:30:50,349
- What's with the voice?
- Anonymity thing.

362
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,832
- Nice touch.
- Thank you.

363
00:30:54,785 --> 00:30:56,155
So where's the money?

364
00:30:56,255 --> 00:30:59,024
You'll get your money.
First I need time with her.

365
00:30:59,124 --> 00:31:00,259
Really?

366
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:03,228
Yeah, that's the only way this is gonna work.

367
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,166
Well, okay.

368
00:31:07,566 --> 00:31:09,368
Make it count.

369
00:31:13,337 --> 00:31:14,835
- Shall we?
- Yeah.

370
00:31:14,935 --> 00:31:16,113
Come on.

371
00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,207
- Help! Help!
- Hey, it's me, it's me, it's me!

372
00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:50,209
- Who are you?
- It's me, it's Clarence!

373
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:54,680
You don't know me, I'm... hi, I'm Clarence.

374
00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:56,615
But I'm not one of them.

375
00:31:56,715 --> 00:31:58,284
See?

376
00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:01,753
What's going on?

377
00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:04,155
That's complicated.

378
00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,027
Where are we?

379
00:32:09,555 --> 00:32:11,310
We're at my house.

380
00:32:13,231 --> 00:32:15,120
You live here?

381
00:32:16,868 --> 00:32:18,503
Yeah.

382
00:32:19,637 --> 00:32:21,440
What do they want from us?

383
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:23,409
It's not you they want.

384
00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,545
That is actually not true... it is true.

385
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:30,515
It's more of what they want from me, for you.

386
00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:33,685
Doesn't really look that way.

387
00:32:36,721 --> 00:32:38,357
See...

388
00:32:38,657 --> 00:32:42,077
...they brought you here because I...

389
00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:46,399
...because I...

390
00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:49,568
- ...because I...
- Because why?

391
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,438
- Because they knew I...
- We need to have a chat!

392
00:32:52,538 --> 00:32:55,540
- No, stop, stop, please!
- Wait! Stop, stop, no!

393
00:32:58,576 --> 00:33:02,548
- All right, what the hell are you doing?
- You always gotta leave them wanting more.

394
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:03,683
What?

395
00:33:03,783 --> 00:33:05,517
You were about to re-enact
the notebook in there.

396
00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,273
No, I wasn't, and you don't
have to be so fucking rough.

397
00:33:07,373 --> 00:33:10,722
Do you want this to feel real for her or not?

398
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:15,261
It's your money, man. It is your move.
I am just here to help you.

399
00:33:15,761 --> 00:33:17,748
- Okay.
- You gonna let me do my job?

400
00:33:17,848 --> 00:33:20,901
- Yeah, okay. Yes.
- Please? Thank you.

401
00:33:21,901 --> 00:33:26,105
Let's just take a beat
and just relax, all right?

402
00:33:26,205 --> 00:33:30,442
And we'll go back out there and we'll
get into it. This is a very nice room.

403
00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:37,917
Hey, what was he saying?

404
00:33:39,550 --> 00:33:41,153
You really wanna know?

405
00:33:46,791 --> 00:33:48,396
Well...

406
00:33:50,053 --> 00:33:51,856
...girl to girl...

407
00:33:52,479 --> 00:33:57,256
...we have on good authority that your
friend Clarence will pay big bucks...

408
00:33:57,357 --> 00:33:59,198
...for your safety.

409
00:33:59,972 --> 00:34:03,009
Why would he do that? I don't even know him.

410
00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,644
Because he's in love with you.

411
00:34:08,212 --> 00:34:11,041
Kind of romantic, if you ask me.

412
00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:25,265
<i>Hey, Post One to Post Two,
I'm heading out to do my rounds.</i>

413
00:34:25,365 --> 00:34:27,599
<i>Will you cover the south side gate for me?</i>

414
00:34:34,569 --> 00:34:36,909
Which gate is that again?

415
00:34:37,009 --> 00:34:40,080
<i>South side. This Post Two?</i>

416
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,317
Hey, bro, can I get a better name
than Post Two? That's a total bitch name.

417
00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:51,473
<i>Who is this?</i>

418
00:35:04,702 --> 00:35:06,706
Will you quit touching shit?

419
00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:10,142
Hey, not all of us have our boyfriends
doing the heavy lifting.

420
00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:12,276
Fuck you!

421
00:35:12,376 --> 00:35:14,180
Fuck you!

422
00:35:14,580 --> 00:35:16,414
She's gone!

423
00:35:16,881 --> 00:35:18,850
- Shit!
- Shit!

424
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:23,522
- Where the fuck did she go?
- I don't fucking know!

425
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,424
Fucking kidding me!

426
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:46,077
Nicki, we got a runner.
Eyes open, she might be headed your way.

427
00:35:53,217 --> 00:35:55,054
She's in the elevator.

428
00:35:56,888 --> 00:36:00,893
- It's okay, it's me, it's me!
- Thank God.

429
00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:08,099
Follow me, follow me!
Come on, come on, hurry up! Let's go!

430
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:11,404
Where do you think you're going?

431
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:20,145
- This way!
- No, this way!

432
00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:24,851
- Shit, fuck, fuck!
- Shit.

433
00:36:25,951 --> 00:36:28,587
<i>Famous Spanish painter
Pablo Picasso once said...</i>

434
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:32,224
<i>"I don't believe in accidents.
There are only encounters in history...</i>

435
00:36:32,324 --> 00:36:34,793
<i>"...there are no accidents."</i>

436
00:36:44,835 --> 00:36:46,705
Oh, shit.

437
00:36:47,939 --> 00:36:49,775
You okay, bro?

438
00:36:55,077 --> 00:36:57,082
- God!
- What the fuck was that?

439
00:36:57,182 --> 00:37:01,160
- Get your ass in here, dude!
- What the fuck happened here?

440
00:37:02,581 --> 00:37:04,096
Hey, wait!

441
00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:11,297
- Let her go.
- Hey! Don't do anything stupid.

442
00:37:11,397 --> 00:37:13,966
Do it, baby. Pull the trigger. I want you to.

443
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:17,670
- You want your money, you let her go.
- What's wrong?

444
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:20,806
- I'll be right back.
- Oh, no, no...

445
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,707
Don't move!

446
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:26,411
What's going on?

447
00:37:29,630 --> 00:37:31,717
Baby, baby.

448
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:34,523
Baby, it's okay, it's okay.

449
00:37:34,623 --> 00:37:37,937
Relax, it's okay.
Everything's okay, it's just a little...

450
00:37:38,037 --> 00:37:40,659
He's dead, he's dead!

451
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:44,630
I know... I know he's dead
and I'm really sad about it, too.

452
00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:47,399
- I'm super sad.
- What the hell happened?

453
00:37:48,232 --> 00:37:50,068
Freak accident.

454
00:37:57,608 --> 00:37:59,778
- This...
- Babe, babe, I...

455
00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:02,714
I wanna go home, I can't do this anymore.

456
00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,462
I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.

457
00:38:05,562 --> 00:38:08,888
No, listen, you can do this.
We can do this together.

458
00:38:08,988 --> 00:38:11,657
Because remember tonight,
it changes everything...

459
00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:15,627
...and if we can make it through tonight,
then come tomorrow...

460
00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:18,864
...we can have everything that we ever
wanted. Remember, happily ever after?

461
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:23,702
We can't let one little accident
change that, right? Yeah!

462
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:26,871
No, you can do it. Put that on.

463
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:30,976
Let me hold that for just a second
while you put on your...

464
00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:32,677
Yeah.

465
00:38:32,777 --> 00:38:35,294
All right, there you go. There you go.

466
00:38:35,394 --> 00:38:37,829
This mask was a really good choice.

467
00:38:37,929 --> 00:38:40,619
You look great, really. Come on, atta girl!

468
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,355
- Thank you.
- Go for it! Atta girl!

469
00:38:47,592 --> 00:38:49,628
- Come on!
- Clarence! What the...

470
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:53,065
- I'll take care of everything. I promise.
- Move! Faster!

471
00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:55,734
What the fuck is this?
Was this part of the deal?

472
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:58,503
How was I supposed to know
this was gonna happen?

473
00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:01,340
What am I supposed to do with this?

474
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:06,089
That's funny, because I distinctly remember
you saying that no one would get hurt.

475
00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:11,149
Are you suggesting that this is my fault?

476
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:16,055
Okay, no, no, I can fix this. I can fix this.

477
00:39:16,155 --> 00:39:19,024
Yeah, you're gonna fix this.
How are you gonna fix this?

478
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,760
I'll pay you more money.

479
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:25,230
Guess that changes the splits.

480
00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:30,536
Step into my office.

481
00:39:40,678 --> 00:39:43,582
- Talk to me.
- I'll pay you $30,000.

482
00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:47,953
You're suggesting that this dead young
man's life is only worth a $5,000 premium?

483
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:52,291
No, no, I think that...

484
00:39:52,391 --> 00:39:55,761
Hey, hey, you, yeah, don't poke him.

485
00:39:55,861 --> 00:39:57,296
- What?
- He's dead.

486
00:39:57,396 --> 00:39:59,999
Okay, fine, fine, I'll pay you $50,000.

487
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:03,935
- All right, I want it transferred now.
- No transfers, it's all going to be in cash.

488
00:40:04,035 --> 00:40:07,505
- Show it to me, where is it?
- You'll see it when I want you to see it.

489
00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:11,576
Clarence, do not get smart with me.

490
00:40:11,676 --> 00:40:14,980
I am not in the mood. There's a dead guy
we gotta deal with here...

491
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,349
Hey, you want your money, I want my girl.

492
00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:21,420
So, you don't harm a hair on her head
or mine if you want to see that money.

493
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,455
This was your idea, remember that.

494
00:40:24,555 --> 00:40:26,591
Yeah, all right, fine.

495
00:40:27,658 --> 00:40:30,352
- $75,000 it is.
- What?

496
00:40:30,778 --> 00:40:32,631
We just...

497
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:37,102
Excuse me, but the game has changed
a little bit, don't you think?

498
00:40:37,202 --> 00:40:39,738
We're dealing with damages now, man.

499
00:40:39,838 --> 00:40:42,441
This dead guy here, he had nine kids.

500
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,835
He had triplets three times over.
He didn't even know what a condom was...

501
00:40:45,935 --> 00:40:48,380
...and the fact of the matter is,
he's got a lot of obligations...

502
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,049
...and now those obligations
are my obligations.

503
00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:55,821
It's gonna be on me and... it's where I'm
going after I get rid of his fucking corpse.

504
00:40:55,921 --> 00:40:59,257
Speaking of which, can you stop
doing drugs for a minute...

505
00:40:59,357 --> 00:41:02,026
...please, and just take care of this?

506
00:41:07,399 --> 00:41:09,068
Un-fucking-professional.

507
00:41:09,168 --> 00:41:11,235
Thank you.

508
00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:13,539
Are you coming back for him?

509
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:15,707
I'm going to get help, asshole!

510
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,505
Hey, will you call KJ...

511
00:41:28,755 --> 00:41:32,074
...I mean Selina
and get down here and help me?

512
00:41:32,174 --> 00:41:34,376
I will in a second.

513
00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:38,397
Please tell me you're not done with that.

514
00:41:38,497 --> 00:41:41,699
I've never fucking duct taped anyone before!

515
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,902
Go!

516
00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:54,746
Hey, I'm really sorry about your friend.

517
00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:57,403
He wasn't my friend.

518
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:01,787
Well, whoever he is,
I can tell it's really affecting you.

519
00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:05,136
Well, it's not. Please don't talk to me.

520
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:09,994
Then what is? Listen, I can tell
you're a really good person...

521
00:42:10,094 --> 00:42:12,998
...you just got yourself
in a really tough situation.

522
00:42:13,098 --> 00:42:15,143
You don't know anything about me.

523
00:42:16,234 --> 00:42:19,104
You're right, I don't.

524
00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:22,875
My name's Alex.

525
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:26,277
Am I allowed to know your name?

526
00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:38,849
Selina, can you come
help me with this, please?

527
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:41,382
Selina!

528
00:42:42,081 --> 00:42:43,569
Selina?

529
00:42:50,534 --> 00:42:53,638
- She got away!
- What? Where is she?

530
00:42:53,738 --> 00:42:57,008
- I don't know, shut up!
- How could you let this happen again?

531
00:42:58,476 --> 00:43:00,311
Help me find her!

532
00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:14,359
Fuck. Oh, come on.

533
00:43:33,877 --> 00:43:35,405
Shit!

534
00:43:36,984 --> 00:43:38,538
Shit!

535
00:43:42,186 --> 00:43:44,388
Where are you, you little bitch!

536
00:43:51,445 --> 00:43:53,314
All clear!

537
00:44:26,897 --> 00:44:28,694
Oh, God.

538
00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:36,681
Gotcha!

539
00:44:39,006 --> 00:44:40,511
Shit!

540
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,451
Shit!

541
00:44:53,258 --> 00:44:55,323
What the fuck are you doing?

542
00:44:56,526 --> 00:44:59,297
- What?
- Why aren't you answering?

543
00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:01,232
What are you talking about?

544
00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:06,992
Check, check! Son of a bitch,
you were on the wrong channel, KJ!

545
00:45:07,092 --> 00:45:09,107
All right. What are you...

546
00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:15,313
- Okay, that makes perfect sense.
- What makes sense?

547
00:45:15,413 --> 00:45:17,949
There was this guy
and he called me Post Two...

548
00:45:18,049 --> 00:45:21,219
...and I was like, listen, bitch,
I'm not Post Two, okay?

549
00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:23,154
Oh, my God!

550
00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:26,491
Hey, Emma?
Yeah, you're gonna want to get out here.

551
00:45:26,591 --> 00:45:28,826
<i>What's wrong?</i>

552
00:45:28,926 --> 00:45:32,110
We have a friend. And by, "a friend,"
I mean a potential enemy.

553
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:35,734
You gotta be fucking kidding me.

554
00:45:38,735 --> 00:45:40,071
Not now.

555
00:45:46,644 --> 00:45:52,283
Dispatch, this is unit 219,
code 6 on a 459A...

556
00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:56,593
...at 585 Crescent Place, standby.

557
00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,891
Hi, there.

558
00:45:59,991 --> 00:46:05,297
Hi, there, hi.
What seems to be the issue, officer?

559
00:46:05,397 --> 00:46:08,267
We got a call from the security company
about an alarm here.

560
00:46:08,367 --> 00:46:11,602
They called for a response,
but didn't hear back.

561
00:46:15,856 --> 00:46:17,659
Is that so?

562
00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:20,879
Yes, that's so.

563
00:46:56,147 --> 00:46:59,593
Shit on Carl, shit on Carl.

564
00:46:59,693 --> 00:47:04,255
Patrick ain't got tickets to the gun show.

565
00:47:04,355 --> 00:47:06,158
Fuck, yeah!

566
00:47:16,417 --> 00:47:19,254
Don't worry, little darlin', he won't mind.

567
00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,340
Let me see that thing.

568
00:47:33,317 --> 00:47:37,922
- You're so fucking sick.
- Look, now we're twins.

569
00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:44,962
Do you want to tell me what it is you're
all doing out here at this time of night?

570
00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:50,755
Just helping our buddy
do some moving, you know?

571
00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:53,571
Right, Clarence?

572
00:47:54,938 --> 00:47:56,574
Yep.

573
00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:04,695
- Who owns the van?
- I do.

574
00:48:05,382 --> 00:48:09,253
- And you live here?
- Actually, I do, sir.

575
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:11,522
Okay.

576
00:48:14,591 --> 00:48:17,595
Do you mind if I take a look
and see what's inside the van?

577
00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:20,789
No, don't mind at all.

578
00:48:37,014 --> 00:48:38,516
What...

579
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:42,454
I need you to go get Clarence, please.
I want you to go get Clarence.

580
00:48:42,554 --> 00:48:45,644
Clarence is busy at the moment.
Can I take a message?

581
00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:50,428
Please go get Clarence.

582
00:48:50,528 --> 00:48:54,199
You don't need Clarence,
you got Carl right here.

583
00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:57,301
Carl? Is that your name?

584
00:48:57,401 --> 00:49:01,539
- I meant, Narl.
- No, no, you said, Carl.

585
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:03,225
- Is Carl your name?
- No!

586
00:49:03,425 --> 00:49:05,243
- Yeah. Carl!
- No!

587
00:49:05,343 --> 00:49:07,811
- Carl!
- No!

588
00:49:08,312 --> 00:49:11,664
Don't say that! Don't you dare!

589
00:49:12,604 --> 00:49:16,481
- Don't do it, don't move! It's not worth it.
- Patrick, are you crazy?

590
00:49:16,581 --> 00:49:18,356
- It's either him or us, baby cakes.
- No!

591
00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,359
It doesn't have to go down
like this, Patrick.

592
00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:24,229
You know, it took you like
30 minutes to get here, man!

593
00:49:24,329 --> 00:49:26,131
Your response time sucks.

594
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:34,172
- Hey! Get off her!
- Stay back, lover boy!

595
00:49:34,272 --> 00:49:37,542
<i>30th president of the United States
Calvin Coolidge once said...</i>

596
00:49:37,742 --> 00:49:41,212
<i>"Heroism is not only in the man,
but in the occasion."</i>

597
00:49:51,599 --> 00:49:53,224
- Fuck!
- What did you do?

598
00:49:53,324 --> 00:49:55,556
That was awesome!

599
00:49:59,796 --> 00:50:02,009
You fucking shot me.

600
00:50:03,467 --> 00:50:05,936
Fuck you, you little fucking...

601
00:50:16,844 --> 00:50:18,449
Turn off the fucking lights, KJ!

602
00:50:18,549 --> 00:50:21,519
Turn off the fucking lights
and put the body in the van!

603
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:23,821
Fuck! Fuck!

604
00:50:35,899 --> 00:50:37,702
Get off me, son.

605
00:50:44,324 --> 00:50:47,528
Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry!

606
00:50:50,948 --> 00:50:53,117
You saved my life.

607
00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:55,687
What? Yeah.

608
00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:57,689
I guess I did.

609
00:51:00,457 --> 00:51:02,259
Clarence, look out!

610
00:51:02,926 --> 00:51:06,397
This whole thing has gone...

611
00:51:06,497 --> 00:51:08,383
...to shit!

612
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:12,603
Stop it, stop it, you fucking coward!

613
00:51:12,703 --> 00:51:16,140
You're next. Get your ass up!

614
00:51:17,541 --> 00:51:19,043
Walk!

615
00:51:25,482 --> 00:51:27,018
Emma!

616
00:51:27,751 --> 00:51:29,587
I need you!

617
00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:36,330
Yes.

618
00:51:39,697 --> 00:51:41,532
This is fucking awesome.

619
00:51:42,033 --> 00:51:43,468
Get down the stairs.

620
00:51:43,568 --> 00:51:45,470
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Okay, okay!

621
00:51:45,570 --> 00:51:47,572
I swear to God, man.

622
00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:50,909
Go on!

623
00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:55,112
Real guns were not part of the plan!
He was trying to fucking kill her!

624
00:51:56,880 --> 00:52:00,527
- What the hell... what's going on here?
- The deal is done, Clarence...

625
00:52:00,627 --> 00:52:03,855
- ...the game has changed!
- No, wait, this is not what we agreed to!

626
00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:06,320
Fuck you, man!
Did you just shoot a fucking cop?

627
00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:08,930
If you hadn't of brought a gun
you wouldn't have just killed a fucking cop!

628
00:52:09,030 --> 00:52:11,897
If I hadn't brought the fucking gun
then we would all be in jail right now.

629
00:52:11,997 --> 00:52:15,366
So, shut your fucking mouth,
before I blow your nuts off...

630
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:17,619
...and you won't even have a chance
to use them with your little crush!

631
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:22,140
You saved the girl, you beat the bad guys.
You even took a fucking bullet for her!

632
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:25,944
So, congratulations,
you're a goddamn hero, Clarence!

633
00:52:26,044 --> 00:52:29,614
Bullet, I didn't take a bullet. Oh, God!

634
00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:32,483
Always be the smartest guy
in the room, remember?

635
00:52:32,583 --> 00:52:34,352
What is wrong with you?

636
00:52:34,452 --> 00:52:38,042
It's $100,000 now
and it's non-fucking-negotiable!

637
00:52:38,142 --> 00:52:41,726
We have about 15, 20 minutes tops
until they come looking for that cop.

638
00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:44,762
You clean up the blood
and pull in the bodies, okay?

639
00:52:44,862 --> 00:52:49,551
Wait, when you say, "we",
you mean just me and KJ, right?

640
00:52:50,033 --> 00:52:53,271
Yes, I want you to clean it up.
I'm gonna go get the money.

641
00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:55,073
Why don't... why can't I go get the money?

642
00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:58,777
You can have all of Carl's share
just please do what I say!

643
00:52:59,177 --> 00:53:02,880
That's right, have the black guy
go clean everything up.

644
00:53:02,980 --> 00:53:04,783
I'm down with that.

645
00:53:08,051 --> 00:53:11,656
Yeah, cracker-ass cracker
is always telling me to clean shit up.

646
00:53:17,596 --> 00:53:20,131
Housekeeping, I'm here to clean up the mess.

647
00:53:20,231 --> 00:53:22,263
Oh, my God, this is disgusting.

648
00:53:22,363 --> 00:53:25,637
You've made such
a disgusting mess of this room.

649
00:53:26,637 --> 00:53:29,507
No, seriously, you really
did a number on my homies.

650
00:53:29,607 --> 00:53:33,611
Well, I mean, that guy's my homie,
I don't even know this guy.

651
00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,980
You know how hard it is to make friends?

652
00:53:45,689 --> 00:53:47,525
Dap it...

653
00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:49,960
...pound it...

654
00:53:51,628 --> 00:53:53,463
...my ninja.

655
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,288
You stay there, okay? You, too.

656
00:54:19,723 --> 00:54:21,005
Heavy.

657
00:54:23,593 --> 00:54:28,433
- Oh, honey bunny, talk to me.
- I can't... I can't do it anymore.

658
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:32,580
Everything is going wrong, people are dying.

659
00:54:33,370 --> 00:54:35,106
This wasn't a part of the plan.

660
00:54:35,206 --> 00:54:37,442
You can't plan for this sort of thing, honey.

661
00:54:37,542 --> 00:54:40,929
I mean, nobody knows
what's going to happen really...

662
00:54:41,029 --> 00:54:44,882
- ...that's why they're called accidents.
- But you just shot that guy.

663
00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:49,254
He wanted it, he was asking for it.
It's like a badge of honor for him.

664
00:54:49,354 --> 00:54:54,041
But the police are gonna come
and they're gonna accuse us...

665
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:58,203
- They're gonna accuse us of murder.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.

666
00:54:58,303 --> 00:55:01,796
Honey, honey, look at me, look at me. No.

667
00:55:03,318 --> 00:55:04,868
No.

668
00:55:07,004 --> 00:55:09,039
I'm gonna clean that up, too.

669
00:55:35,031 --> 00:55:39,070
There's nothing to worry about, we're gonna
be long gone by the time the cops get here.

670
00:55:39,170 --> 00:55:42,907
- They won't even know that we were here.
- I'm just gonna go to the van.

671
00:55:43,007 --> 00:55:47,611
No, no, I need you here watching Alex
so that I can go and find the money.

672
00:55:48,946 --> 00:55:51,649
Why did you say her name like that?

673
00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:55,693
- What do you mean?
- You just said "Alex" so casually...

674
00:55:56,293 --> 00:55:59,290
- ...it's weird.
- Well, yeah, I mean, that's her name.

675
00:55:59,390 --> 00:56:03,794
People call each other by their
fucking names, right? What the fuck?

676
00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:08,266
It's a name, that's what you're
supposed to call somebody by, right?

677
00:56:08,366 --> 00:56:12,137
Is that... that? What do you call somebody by
if you don't call somebody by their name?

678
00:56:12,237 --> 00:56:14,605
Okay, I'm sorry.

679
00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,008
I'm just really freaking out.

680
00:56:17,108 --> 00:56:19,376
I know, sweetheart, I know.

681
00:56:21,044 --> 00:56:23,915
I'm here to protect you. Okay?

682
00:56:24,615 --> 00:56:26,149
Okay.

683
00:56:38,762 --> 00:56:42,833
You know... I've never been
with a woman before.

684
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:02,917
I was gonna wait until later, but you
know me, I'm just a hopeless romantic...

685
00:57:03,017 --> 00:57:07,290
...and I think it might help you see
the finish line a little more clearly.

686
00:57:11,795 --> 00:57:15,463
- Oh, my God!
- Yeah. Yeah.

687
00:57:15,563 --> 00:57:17,634
Yeah, it's... yep.

688
00:57:19,202 --> 00:57:22,373
You know, we can make some
adjustments to it, so it fits better.

689
00:57:22,473 --> 00:57:24,943
It's custom made. There's only one
like it in the whole wide world.

690
00:57:25,043 --> 00:57:28,479
- I love it! Yeah?
- You love it? Yeah? Oh, good.

691
00:57:29,472 --> 00:57:31,315
Just congratulations.

692
00:57:33,249 --> 00:57:35,104
Are you happy?

693
00:57:36,527 --> 00:57:40,720
Good. We gotta get that money
so I can afford to pay off that ring.

694
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:47,397
Why don't you go take care of her
and I'll go find that cash?

695
00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:50,334
I love you.

696
00:57:52,502 --> 00:57:54,328
I know.

697
00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:20,164
This is so fucking ninja.

698
00:58:26,102 --> 00:58:29,306
<i>10-18, can I get a status check
on Crescent Place?</i>

699
00:58:42,018 --> 00:58:43,888
Code 6, standby.

700
00:58:43,988 --> 00:58:45,789
<i>10-4.</i>

701
00:58:55,766 --> 00:58:59,169
How's it going? Where were we?

702
00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:01,906
The money.

703
00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:05,092
I can't... I can't believe you shot me.

704
00:59:05,192 --> 00:59:08,379
Yeah, and I'll shoot you again if you don't
tell me where the fucking money is, man.

705
00:59:08,479 --> 00:59:10,895
Come on, Clarence. Work with me.

706
00:59:18,421 --> 00:59:20,290
It's in the pool.

707
00:59:21,090 --> 00:59:25,029
- What do you mean it's in the pool?
- It's in the pool.

708
00:59:25,129 --> 00:59:27,872
Like... like it's floating in the pool?

709
00:59:27,972 --> 00:59:30,534
What is it like wet bills?
Am I going to have to fish it out?

710
00:59:30,634 --> 00:59:33,670
Come on, Clarence,
you gonna piss me off here?

711
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,605
It's in a case.

712
00:59:37,974 --> 00:59:39,510
Like a box?

713
00:59:39,610 --> 00:59:42,939
Like a case... like a fuck...

714
00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:45,216
Sealed? Water tight?

715
00:59:45,316 --> 00:59:49,153
Like a Pulp Fiction transporter fucking case.

716
00:59:52,121 --> 00:59:54,192
Clarence, you crazy bastard!

717
00:59:55,392 --> 00:59:57,661
All right, well, let's go for a dip!

718
00:59:57,761 --> 01:00:01,365
- Yeah, fuck, yeah.
- What the fuck is that?

719
01:00:01,465 --> 01:00:04,836
Oh, yeah, I found it in the cop car.
It's really cool, right?

720
01:00:04,936 --> 01:00:07,305
It's like... I think it's like
super like powerful and shit.

721
01:00:07,405 --> 01:00:10,474
- Okay, give it to me.
- No! No fucking way, man!

722
01:00:10,574 --> 01:00:11,909
Give me the fucking gun!

723
01:00:12,009 --> 01:00:14,778
Hey, you haven't given me
a gun all night, okay?

724
01:00:14,878 --> 01:00:18,405
Then I go out on my own accord
and find the biggest, the baddest...

725
01:00:18,505 --> 01:00:22,319
...the most dope gun and then
you try to take it away from me?

726
01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:25,490
Like, no, man, fuck you!

727
01:00:25,890 --> 01:00:29,960
Fine, hang onto it, you're gonna kill
yourself with it anyway. Let's get to work.

728
01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:33,373
You're a dick, and I found another gun, too
and I'm not even telling you about that.

729
01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:36,865
Hi.

730
01:00:37,369 --> 01:00:39,413
I'm really sorry you got shot...

731
01:00:39,813 --> 01:00:43,374
...but would you telling me where the
cleaning products are? It'd be super helpful.

732
01:00:47,310 --> 01:00:50,481
I'm sorry it had to go down
like this, Clarence.

733
01:00:50,581 --> 01:00:53,797
You know, but think about it this way.
You'll have a good story to tell...

734
01:00:53,897 --> 01:00:57,588
...you're gonna have a hell of a scar.
Chicks dig that sort of thing, man.

735
01:00:57,688 --> 01:00:59,894
I'm a little jealous, personally.

736
01:01:03,198 --> 01:01:05,129
You sneaky son of a bitch.

737
01:01:05,229 --> 01:01:08,972
- Never would have guessed.
- Well, I'm just full of surprises.

738
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:32,456
Hey, my music isn't
bothering you guys, right?

739
01:01:37,126 --> 01:01:40,564
Ready for it, ready for it.
Oh, yeah, dance funk.

740
01:01:50,040 --> 01:01:52,610
- That's been in there the whole night?
- Yeah.

741
01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:55,814
That means there's only $25,000 in there.

742
01:01:56,827 --> 01:01:59,111
Well, you better go in and fucking get it.

743
01:02:00,950 --> 01:02:03,220
Does it look like I'm in the mood
for a fucking swim?

744
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:05,409
Does it look like I give a shit?

745
01:02:10,563 --> 01:02:13,674
You ever hear the expression,
"shooting fish in a barrel?"

746
01:02:36,519 --> 01:02:39,443
Yo, why is this place empty!

747
01:02:58,808 --> 01:03:01,255
Damn, you're one good-looking motherfucker.

748
01:03:46,522 --> 01:03:48,392
Congratulations.

749
01:03:49,091 --> 01:03:50,661
Thank you.

750
01:03:50,761 --> 01:03:53,797
I can't really see it,
but it looks really beautiful.

751
01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:55,699
You must be super happy.

752
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:58,268
Yeah, I am.

753
01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:02,005
I'd love to see it.
I mean, if you're okay with that.

754
01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:03,841
I know we don't really know
each other and everything...

755
01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:08,240
...but what girl doesn't wanna
show off her engagement ring? Right?

756
01:04:12,115 --> 01:04:13,975
You're right.

757
01:04:14,618 --> 01:04:18,055
Technically,
you are the first person to know.

758
01:04:18,905 --> 01:04:22,956
- It's supposed to be your best friend, right?
- Well, it was when I got engaged.

759
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:25,863
You were married?

760
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,499
Technically I still am.

761
01:04:29,445 --> 01:04:31,252
What happened?

762
01:04:32,302 --> 01:04:34,171
Can I see it?

763
01:04:40,593 --> 01:04:44,273
What happened was, I married the asshole
that gave you my wedding ring.

764
01:04:55,925 --> 01:04:58,071
Think I got all night?

765
01:05:01,564 --> 01:05:03,566
Come on, give it to me.

766
01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:07,304
- You shot my arm.
- Give it to me!

767
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,938
Jesus!

768
01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:14,211
You know, this is a $500 jacket, man!
I'm still making payments on it.

769
01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:18,379
Give it to me. Come on, come on.

770
01:05:46,909 --> 01:05:50,680
- What the fuck happened to you?
- He ran around to the front of the house.

771
01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:52,713
Go cut him off.

772
01:05:52,813 --> 01:05:57,387
Okay, cool. Anyways, this guy...
he's not Clarence Duffield, just saying.

773
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,289
Look what I found.

774
01:06:01,824 --> 01:06:03,110
I'm out.

775
01:06:28,684 --> 01:06:30,687
You gotta be kidding me.

776
01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:33,924
Hi, Patrick!

777
01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:37,961
Hi-ya, Alex!

778
01:06:38,861 --> 01:06:40,865
What happened here?

779
01:06:41,665 --> 01:06:45,503
You know, Alex pointed out something
really interesting about the wedding ring.

780
01:06:47,938 --> 01:06:51,508
Now, why would we want to let
a little thing like that bother us?

781
01:06:51,608 --> 01:06:53,611
You're an asshole.

782
01:06:53,911 --> 01:06:57,681
Yeah, but you knew that, didn't you?

783
01:06:57,781 --> 01:07:02,066
You proposed to me
with your ex-wife's wedding ring!

784
01:07:03,086 --> 01:07:06,057
- Technically, we're still married.
- Technically.

785
01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:10,756
And we did kidnap her tonight so,
you know, what do you expect?

786
01:07:17,633 --> 01:07:21,638
- <i>Yo, pick up, dude.</i>
- Excuse me. Gotta take this.

787
01:07:22,565 --> 01:07:26,277
- Sorry, go again.
- <i>Yo, we ain't got no wheels.</i>

788
01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:30,240
If it ain't one thing it's another, right?

789
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:35,136
Listen, girls, I would love to just keep
going around and around like this...

790
01:07:35,236 --> 01:07:40,057
- ...really hash it out.
- No. No, this ends now!

791
01:07:40,157 --> 01:07:43,694
We are going to figure out how
to make this all fucking work...

792
01:07:43,794 --> 01:07:46,263
...and then we are gonna go
our separate ways.

793
01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:52,235
So, we're through?

794
01:07:52,501 --> 01:07:54,571
Yeah, we're through.

795
01:08:00,309 --> 01:08:03,146
All right, but you ain't getting
none of this score.

796
01:08:04,627 --> 01:08:06,733
And I'm gonna need that ring back.

797
01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:09,452
Screw you, Patrick.

798
01:08:11,687 --> 01:08:14,838
I'm running a little bit low on time.

799
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,583
Hey, Clarence!

800
01:08:40,916 --> 01:08:42,752
Where you at, white boy?

801
01:08:47,623 --> 01:08:49,438
I'm gonna get you.

802
01:08:51,227 --> 01:08:53,097
Come on.

803
01:08:53,597 --> 01:08:56,033
Don't you know ninjas can see in the dark?

804
01:09:15,385 --> 01:09:17,187
You almost got got, bitch!

805
01:09:21,124 --> 01:09:23,131
Alex, come on!

806
01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:34,383
You threw a fucking gun at me, you bitch!

807
01:09:39,641 --> 01:09:41,234
Motherfucker!

808
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:03,233
Clarence!

809
01:10:10,306 --> 01:10:12,509
Yo, quit being a little bitch!

810
01:10:18,214 --> 01:10:19,816
<i>The police will be here any minute.</i>

811
01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:22,452
<i>If you're smart,
you'll get out while you still can.</i>

812
01:10:22,552 --> 01:10:24,187
Never!

813
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:45,008
Marco?

814
01:10:46,320 --> 01:10:47,888
Marco?

815
01:11:07,229 --> 01:11:09,432
Yo, I'm gonna kill you, big man!

816
01:11:25,913 --> 01:11:27,484
Clarence!

817
01:11:29,017 --> 01:11:31,220
I thought you were dead.

818
01:11:49,205 --> 01:11:52,243
I really didn't think
I was ever gonna see you again.

819
01:11:52,943 --> 01:11:56,591
Don't worry, I'm incredibly determined.

820
01:11:58,872 --> 01:12:00,750
What happened?

821
01:12:00,850 --> 01:12:02,853
Patrick shot me!

822
01:12:03,553 --> 01:12:05,422
Are you okay?

823
01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:07,924
I don't know.

824
01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:11,394
Let's go, we can't stay here, let's go!

825
01:12:16,899 --> 01:12:19,574
I got you mother-truckers now.

826
01:12:35,183 --> 01:12:38,822
Clarence?
You're literally killing me right now.

827
01:12:39,522 --> 01:12:41,859
<i>Political activist Emma Goldman once said...</i>

828
01:12:41,959 --> 01:12:45,771
<i>"The most violent element
in society is ignorance."</i>

829
01:12:51,234 --> 01:12:52,836
Shit!

830
01:13:22,097 --> 01:13:23,900
I didn't think you'd still be here!

831
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:26,670
Yeah, well I had some unfinished business!

832
01:13:33,041 --> 01:13:36,346
You're wasting time, Patrick,
cops are on their way!

833
01:13:36,446 --> 01:13:38,249
Yeah, I know!

834
01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:43,177
Say, you're not just some
rich kid with a crush, are ya?

835
01:13:46,689 --> 01:13:48,258
Nope.

836
01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:51,364
You were playing me from the beginning.

837
01:13:51,464 --> 01:13:53,096
Yep.

838
01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:58,034
Say, where'd you get the money
that you gave me to begin with?

839
01:13:58,134 --> 01:14:00,970
My grandmother actually gave me
a little money when she died.

840
01:14:02,489 --> 01:14:04,942
You're not a Duffield, are you?

841
01:14:05,742 --> 01:14:07,278
Nope.

842
01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:11,214
Yeah, piece of shit car
in the garage gave you away.

843
01:14:11,314 --> 01:14:14,509
- What happened to the nice one?
- It was a rental.

844
01:14:14,609 --> 01:14:16,485
And the house?

845
01:14:19,054 --> 01:14:21,558
Craigslist, vacation rental section.

846
01:14:21,658 --> 01:14:23,900
Couple grand for a few nights.

847
01:14:25,027 --> 01:14:26,831
Not a bad deal.

848
01:14:27,681 --> 01:14:30,029
Not gonna get your deposit back, though.

849
01:14:32,791 --> 01:14:34,320
Shit.

850
01:14:36,527 --> 01:14:39,341
Sounds like you're all
out of bargaining chips.

851
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:45,882
Hey, Alex, you wanna hear a secret?

852
01:14:54,923 --> 01:14:58,484
Looks like we got ourselves
a little Mexican standoff here.

853
01:15:04,599 --> 01:15:06,690
Minus the Mexican.

854
01:15:08,674 --> 01:15:12,542
Didn't anyone ever tell you not to bring
a knife to a gunfight, Clarence?

855
01:15:15,644 --> 01:15:18,948
Say, baby cakes,
what if I told you that Clarence here...

856
01:15:19,048 --> 01:15:22,162
...had this whole night
planned out from the get go?

857
01:15:23,352 --> 01:15:26,788
He did. It's true.

858
01:15:27,923 --> 01:15:29,738
He hired me...

859
01:15:30,805 --> 01:15:32,615
...to kidnap you.

860
01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:37,100
So that he could save
your life and look like the hero.

861
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,969
Me!

862
01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:43,139
Can you believe it?
I mean, what are the odds, right?

863
01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:45,676
That's what I thought.

864
01:15:46,476 --> 01:15:49,125
But it turns out that Clarence...

865
01:15:49,225 --> 01:15:53,458
...knew who I was the entire time.

866
01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:59,482
What I can't figure out is why
he would want to fuck with me!

867
01:16:03,125 --> 01:16:07,612
But I think now's a pretty good time
for you to tell us, Clarence...

868
01:16:07,712 --> 01:16:09,533
...I think we're all ears.

869
01:16:12,034 --> 01:16:15,636
Well, it's exactly like you said.
She needed a hero.

870
01:16:17,439 --> 01:16:19,976
I've been going to that bar for years.

871
01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:23,594
I was there when you two were happily
married and I watched it go sour.

872
01:16:25,214 --> 01:16:27,651
You're a pretty shitty guy, Patrick.

873
01:16:27,951 --> 01:16:31,154
I knew you wouldn't pass up an opportunity
to make a little money off killing your wife...

874
01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,291
...and getting her grandmother's money.

875
01:16:34,491 --> 01:16:37,093
That is why you won't sign
the divorce papers, right?

876
01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:40,654
The inheritance? As long as you're
married, you still control half of it...

877
01:16:40,754 --> 01:16:43,414
...just as soon as you can find
a way to get a hold of it.

878
01:16:43,966 --> 01:16:46,469
See, I pay attention to the details.

879
01:16:46,569 --> 01:16:49,072
That's how I know what
an amazing woman Alex really is...

880
01:16:49,172 --> 01:16:52,408
...even if she was too hurt
from you to show it to anyone.

881
01:16:52,508 --> 01:16:56,579
When I told you I wanted
to be her hero, I meant it.

882
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:02,099
So, it turns out you were
our real villain all along.

883
01:17:07,522 --> 01:17:11,950
That is incredibly beautiful, man.

884
01:17:14,062 --> 01:17:17,532
I mean, that was... it's poetic.

885
01:17:19,035 --> 01:17:22,305
Really tugged at every single one
of my little heart strings.

886
01:17:24,973 --> 01:17:27,994
This broke loser paid me to kidnap you...

887
01:17:28,094 --> 01:17:30,997
...put your life at risk, got you shot!

888
01:17:31,097 --> 01:17:35,117
Does that sound like prince
fucking charming to you, Alex?

889
01:17:36,702 --> 01:17:38,942
Does that seem like a hero to you?

890
01:17:41,390 --> 01:17:43,628
I got news for you, baby.

891
01:17:44,661 --> 01:17:46,926
I got news for you, too.

892
01:17:48,630 --> 01:17:50,633
I don't think the hero's gonna win this time.

893
01:17:54,767 --> 01:17:56,205
Fuck!

894
01:17:56,305 --> 01:17:59,409
Fuck! Shit! That hurt!

895
01:17:59,509 --> 01:18:01,544
Yeah, it does.

896
01:18:02,945 --> 01:18:05,381
It's getting very interesting tonight.

897
01:18:08,050 --> 01:18:10,899
I think it's time you take
a look inside that case.

898
01:18:27,202 --> 01:18:29,665
The combination is 1-4-3.

899
01:19:03,151 --> 01:19:06,108
Always be the smartest man
in the room, Patrick.

900
01:19:10,045 --> 01:19:13,917
The choice is yours. If you sign those
papers, you can walk out of here...

901
01:19:14,017 --> 01:19:17,822
...free to go on with your
pathetic excuse of a life. Or...

902
01:19:19,022 --> 01:19:22,057
...Alex can decide what to do
with you if you don't.

903
01:21:00,255 --> 01:21:02,182
I don't even know what to say.

904
01:21:04,226 --> 01:21:06,263
You don't have to say anything.

905
01:21:06,963 --> 01:21:08,965
I did what I came here to do.

906
01:21:13,752 --> 01:21:15,554
I wanted to help.

907
01:21:17,038 --> 01:21:18,595
Why?

908
01:21:19,403 --> 01:21:21,190
You don't even know me.

909
01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,414
Because I love you, Alex.

910
01:21:24,964 --> 01:21:27,384
I have from the first moment I saw you.

911
01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:32,603
Heck, I've been coming to your bar
every night for years, I don't even drink.

912
01:21:33,990 --> 01:21:35,846
I wanted to know you.

913
01:21:36,959 --> 01:21:38,844
I really wanted to know you.

914
01:21:40,262 --> 01:21:42,832
I saw what he was doing
to you and I hated it.

915
01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:45,385
For me, sure, but more for you.

916
01:21:46,351 --> 01:21:48,438
You deserve so much better.

917
01:21:49,138 --> 01:21:51,436
I saw it, you wouldn't give anyone the time
of day because you were too busy...

918
01:21:51,536 --> 01:21:54,377
...guarding yourself from ever
being hurt like that again.

919
01:21:54,477 --> 01:21:58,160
When you guard yourself from pain you're also
preventing yourself from ever being loved.

920
01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:04,853
So you almost killed me
to show me that I'm alive?

921
01:22:08,189 --> 01:22:10,426
Yeah, something like that.

922
01:22:12,661 --> 01:22:14,931
So what happens now?

923
01:22:15,031 --> 01:22:18,401
The way I see it,
I think we only have two options.

924
01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:20,903
Option one, you shoot me.

925
01:22:21,003 --> 01:22:23,746
I deserve it. I put your life in danger.

926
01:22:23,846 --> 01:22:27,977
I fed you to the lion that was
your husband or ex-husband now.

927
01:22:28,077 --> 01:22:30,747
That seems only right that since
I put your life in danger...

928
01:22:30,847 --> 01:22:34,283
...you have my permission
to let you do the same.

929
01:22:34,883 --> 01:22:39,458
Or option two. You let the police
arrest me and storm the house.

930
01:22:39,558 --> 01:22:42,659
I'll go quietly and plead guilty
to any charge they give me.

931
01:22:42,759 --> 01:22:45,024
Only you need to promise me something.

932
01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:47,630
I need you to promise me that from now on...

933
01:22:47,730 --> 01:22:49,999
...you're gonna live your life
with your head up...

934
01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:53,536
...and know that you deserve
happiness every single day.

935
01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:57,651
Because somewhere out there,
there's this really messed up boy...

936
01:22:57,751 --> 01:23:02,592
...who loves this beautiful,
beautiful broken girl...

937
01:23:04,112 --> 01:23:06,582
...who doesn't know
what she's missing out on.

938
01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:28,470
But both of those options
don't really seem that positive for you.

939
01:23:29,072 --> 01:23:32,169
I don't think I really deserve
anything positive at the moment.

940
01:23:32,892 --> 01:23:35,692
Now it seems like you're the one that's
shutting out the potential happiness...

941
01:23:35,792 --> 01:23:37,678
...in your life.

942
01:23:40,348 --> 01:23:42,456
What would option three be?

943
01:23:44,187 --> 01:23:46,142
Option three?

944
01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:48,035
Yeah.

945
01:23:49,159 --> 01:23:51,446
There's gotta be option three.

946
01:23:53,029 --> 01:23:56,679
Well, if there's an option three,
I guess it'd have to be...