the bos baby eps 1eng

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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[grunting]

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You expect me to talk?

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I will never betray Planet Earth to you,
Emperor Cavemutant Tentaclemouth!

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[speaks gibberish]

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Do your worst!

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I've seen every nightmare
this galaxy has to-- [gasps]

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What the barf is this garbage?

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[shrieking]

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No!

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For criminy's sake, Tim.
They're not gonna kill you.

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Your baby brother likes green beans.
Don't you?

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-[coos]
-[Dad laughs]

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You do like them. Yes, you do!

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[Mom] Eat up.

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You have the whole afternoon to play,
but I need to see a clean plate, okay?

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[groaning]

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Make me proud, Timmy.
I'm already so proud of you.

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Templeton. Templeton.

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They're just parents.
You should be playing them like a kazoo.

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It's easy for you. You like green beans.

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Mm! High fiber with a smooth
grassy flavor. What's not to like?

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-Wait, you could eat my beans.
-Mm, sure could.

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Mm. Good beans.

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-So...?
-So, what's in it for me?

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What?

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-Everything okay in there, boys?
-All good, Dad!

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[giggles]

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I'm happy to eat the beans,
but for free? [gasps]

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Was there a fire that burned down
the rules of business?

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This isn't a business. We're a family.
We're supposed to--

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I don't live in "supposed-ta."
I live in the free market.

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It's all business.

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Quid pro quo, aka "I doosie, you doosie."
I eat your vegetables, you owe me a favor.

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What favor? Ah, we'll leave it open.
But know this...

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I will collect.

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Fine. It's a deal.

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What?

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Are you trying to choke me,
you homicidal maniac?

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Gotta mash those mammajammas!

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-[Mom] Ready for me to clear plates?
-One more minute!

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I bought cookies if you're done!

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Mashed! I want it pureed so fine,
it'll be in my diaper by sundown.

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-[Dad] Okay, here comes the cookie-copter!
-Come on, beat it like it owes you money!

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[laughs maniacally]

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Good.

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[gulps]

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Aww. Who are my two big boys?

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I'm gonna play with the baby.
We're not doing anything suspicious.

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I love you. Bye!

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[grunts] Thanks for covering.
I have to check in at the office.

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That mean we're even for the green beans?

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[laughs]

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You know nothing about business.

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[laughs, gasps]

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-You should come with me to the office.
-What? Why?

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Because we are family.

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Can't have my brother ignorant
to the art of business. It's embarrassing.

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[dinging]

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It'll be fun. I promise.

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I do like fun.

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Do they still have free cookies
in the break room?

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You are literally eating a cookie
right now.

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I'm a kid.

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Yes, they have cookies.

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Be advised,
we upgraded the transport chupies.

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Do they still work the same way?

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-Yes, you suck.
-You suck!

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Ohh.

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Hello, you beautiful Baby Corp.
Let's do some business.

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-[phones ringing]
-[overlapping chatter]

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[cries]

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-Yo, family man!
-Hey, BB!

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Boss Baby!
Still looking for those field reports.

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-On your desk by Friday.
-Outstanding!

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Are they always this friendly?

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That's not friendliness.
It's the halo of success.

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Tell me, Templeton,
what do I do here at Baby Corp?

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You make babies?

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Uh, no, the factory downstairs
makes the babies.

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I make sure the world loves babies.

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More than puppies, more than kittens,

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babies get ten times more love
than the competition.

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And you know why?

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Uh, I was promised fun and cookies.

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Ah, stay with me.

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It's because of what I've been trying
to tell you. It's all business.

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Baby Corp gives the world
the cuteness it needs.

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And in return, the world gives us
what we want. All that love.

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Wow, you're great at business.
They should let you run Baby Corp.

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-[groans] I tell myself that every day.
-Boss Baby!

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Mega Fat CEO Baby.

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Good morning, chief!

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Who's crushing it? Numero you-oh! Up high!
But not really. I'm important and busy.

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Great. So we're done here?

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[imitates buzzer] Air ball.
Ask me why I'm busy.

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-I'd rather not.
-Why are you busy?

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I'm busy because there's a problem
out in the field, which is what?

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Yeah, your job.
Which I guess you're terrible at?

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Hey! My brother is great at business.

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[gasps] Oh, that's right.
You went off and joined a family.

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How's that shaking out?

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[laughs]

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Oh, it's shaking fine.

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Yeah, you know what?
My body language don't care.

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You wanna bring your man-baby
to the office? Okay.

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Makes you look unprofessional and weak,
but whatevs.

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I do appreciate the lecture
on professionalism,

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-but my man-baby is right.
-Can we not call me a man-baby?

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Check the board.
Babies are the most loved creatures

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-on the planet.
-Uh-huh, yeah, except...

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Magnus, make it zoom and enhance.

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Mega Fat CEO Baby wishes
to zoom and enhance!

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[Mega] Zip. Looky-looky that.
Right in your own town.

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An entire neighborhood
where they don't just not love babies,

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they can't stand babies.

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They hate babies?
What's the problem? Puppy infiltration?

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Worse. A bad baby.

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His name is Scooter Buskie.
He's just... [blows raspberry]

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...worst baby in the world.

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Scooter Buskie--

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-[thuds]
-[groans]

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-[laughing]
-Scooter Buskie!

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-[man] Huh?
-[all] Scooter Buskie!

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[screams]

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Scooter, no!

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-[woman] Oh, come on!
-[man] Will you please shut your baby up?

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What is wrong with that child?

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The whole neighborhood hates him.
And that's very bad for business.

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[gasps] That poor baby.
We should help him.

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Oh, aren't you just a peach, high-tops?

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I'll take care of this Scooter Buskie.

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Uh, yeah, or else. The "else" means
I take this matter to my bosses.

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The Board of Directors.

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And then I get to fire you, so's we clear.
We clear, double-B?

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Yes.

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Sir.

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I'm gonna fill my diaper now
and never break eye contact.

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-[farts]
-Ooh!

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Smell it!

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Love you, big guy! Not really.

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Mega Fat CEO Baby
does not actually love you.

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We get to go on a secret mission?
You were right. This is fun!

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-Now, where are those free cookies?
-Later.

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We've got a problem baby to deal with.
Time to call in the field team.

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[ringing]

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[Boss Baby] Jimbo, the Muscle.

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[ringing]

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Staci, the Wild Card.

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[all grunting]

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The Triplets.
They... mostly stay back at the office.

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[loud banging]

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[growls]

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[groaning]

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There you are. Honey, he got out again!

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-Sorry, everyone. He gets out sometimes.
-[muttering]

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Scooter Buskie is a garbage baby.

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Maybe he's just misunderstood.

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Oh, sorry. I didn't realize
your brother was...

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[whispers] ...a liberal.

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-What?
-Shh!

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Triplets, I need a diversion.
Something special from the R&D department.

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-We're helpful!
-[Triplets cheer]

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Jimbo, deliver the package.

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[grunting]

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[rings doorbell]

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[mother] What is it, hon?

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It says we won a free baby swing.

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Ooh, latest model from Japan!

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[mother] Japan?

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-Super-advanced technology.
-Fancy!

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Huh. No assembly instructions.

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-[Jimbo grunts]
-Nice work, Jimbo.

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Staci, arrange a meeting.

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Scooter, why are we having
this conversation?

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[belches]

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[snaps fingers]

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Your job is a no-brainer.

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Act cute, Mommy and Daddy
give you food and shelter.

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-You doosie, they doosie.
-[Scooter screams]

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How do we move the needle on this one?
Talk to me.

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-[speaks gibberish]
-[all gasp]

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-What did he say?
-Uh...

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Assorted things about our mother.
Better you don't know.

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-[Scooter yelling]
-He's a total loss.

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We issue a factory recall,
take him back to Baby Corp.

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Take him away? You can't.
I thought we were supposed to help him.

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Staci, I like the problem-solving
and lack of morals, but the kid's right.

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We don't need drastic measures.
What have I been teaching you, Templeton?

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That I owe you a favor? I lost interest
after you promised me cookies.

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It's all business. We just need
to find out what Scooter Buskie wants.

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Buskie, let's do some business.

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[yells]

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That was hard cash, you maniac!

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Maybe this one goes in the...

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[powers up]

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[speaks Japanese]

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-Final offer.
-[squeals]

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Bronze shoes, front row tickets
to Patty Feltmonster's Wiggling Jug Band,

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and we'll throw in
Jimbo's personal stuffed companion.

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Dr. Fluff-Bum... will always love you.
[sobbing]

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[happy squeal]

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[gurgles]

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[all gasp]

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[Scooter screeches]

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[groans]

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It's like negotiating with North Korea!

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This is my job on the line.
Somebody help me out!

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[giggles]

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No hugs, Jimbo!

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-You want me to...?
-I do, but think of the lawsuits.

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Maybe not everything's about business.

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You shut your lying mouth!

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If a baby's fussy,
something's probably bothering him.

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What's wrong, widdle grump-grump?
Tummy gurgles? Izzums sweepy?

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Doodles in the didee?

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Baby talk is hate speech, Templeton.

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-I got it!
-What?

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See that bump on his gums?
He's getting his first tooth.

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-No wonder poor baby is so cranky.
-Staci, what do we have for tooth pain?

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Frozen pacifier. Numbs the gums.

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All better, Scooter?

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I can't believe that worked.

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I brought you to work because I thought
I could teach you something.

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But I was wrong.
You're the one who's teaching me--

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-Fart! Poop! Doody! [shouts]
-[Scooter growling]

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Scooter, no!

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That single tooth.
It's like Lucifer's javelin!

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[grunts]

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[Scooter giggles]

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[screeches]

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Cool. Now we've added biting.

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Good effort, Templeton.

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But when you took away Scooter's pain,
all you did was unleash a greater evil.

245
00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,540
-[beeping]
-Sir, the baby-hate is spreading.

246
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:56,670
There's a young couple next door
that might actually get a... a cat!

247
00:12:56,750 --> 00:12:59,500
A cat instead of a baby?

248
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,840
-[groans]
-Are we gonna get fired?

249
00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:08,550
No, we are gonna fix this kid.
I've got one last desperate idea.

250
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,350
Templeton, I'm calling in
that favor you owe me.

251
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:12,600
What do you need?

252
00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:15,890
Gold star stickers.
Go home, grab as many as you can.

253
00:13:15,980 --> 00:13:18,020
-Meet me at Baby Corp.
-On it!

254
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:24,030
-Are you and your brother having fun?
-Nothing suspicious! I love you. Bye!

255
00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:26,780
Got 'em!

256
00:13:27,490 --> 00:13:28,490
Outstanding.

257
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:32,450
One for Staci. Take one for yourself,
Timmy. You've earned it.

258
00:13:33,830 --> 00:13:36,540
But what happened
to "one last desperate idea"?

259
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:41,040
I'll be honest, Templeton. I decided
to go with Staci's factory recall plan.

260
00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:44,550
You were against it. Figured I'd save us
an awkward family argument.

261
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:47,090
So gold star for me, too. Good job.

262
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,010
What did you do with Scooter?

263
00:13:49,090 --> 00:13:50,850
We brought him in for retraining.

264
00:13:51,350 --> 00:13:54,640
♪ Baby, be good
Baby, be good ♪

265
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,690
♪ Never, never, never, never
Never be bad ♪

266
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,020
-[shouts] Be good!
-[gasps]

267
00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,320
You just took away that family's baby?

268
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,360
Of course not.
We gave them a free upgrade.

269
00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:08,570
What exactly does that mean?

270
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:11,280
Let me paint you the scene
at the Buskie house.

271
00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:12,740
[swing] Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!

272
00:14:12,830 --> 00:14:15,620
[Boss Baby] Right now,
Mrs. Buskie is realizing...

273
00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,620
I should go feed Scooter.

274
00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,620
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!

275
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:22,420
[Boss Baby] Can you imagine
that mommy's life, Templeton?

276
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:27,260
Every four hours, every day,
she has to feed that... that...

277
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:29,300
Scooter Buskie.

278
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:33,050
But today is different.
Oh, the routine is the same.

279
00:14:33,470 --> 00:14:36,640
Scooter, nummy-num time.

280
00:14:37,230 --> 00:14:38,560
But what's this?

281
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:43,980
When she walks up to that crib,
what precious wonder awaits?

282
00:14:44,070 --> 00:14:45,400
Scooter?

283
00:14:45,980 --> 00:14:50,700
A brand-new, powder-clean,
snuggle-hungry baby.

284
00:14:50,780 --> 00:14:51,950
[giggles]

285
00:14:52,030 --> 00:14:54,120
She'll be the happiest mommy on Earth.

286
00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:58,500
[screaming]

287
00:14:59,540 --> 00:15:02,710
[scoffs] That Buskie baby
is just the worst.

288
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:05,630
I'm so glad we opted
for cat ownership instead.

289
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:11,590
What? You are in so much trouble.

290
00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,050
Jimbo's just a fill-in.

291
00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:16,470
We'll issue the Buskies a factory-fresh
baby as soon as one's available.

292
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:20,770
Once Scooter's retrained, we ship him off
to some value-sized mega-family

293
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:22,400
who won't even notice the extra kid.

294
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:23,940
He'll love Utah.

295
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:28,190
It's all business, Templeton.
And I just made this deal a win-win.

296
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:34,030
You do not understand families at all!

297
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:39,160
-[sighs] Look, maybe this was a mistake.
-So we're taking Scooter back?

298
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:41,670
No, that baby's awful,
and everyone's happier this way.

299
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,670
-I meant bringing you to the office.
-Oh.

300
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:48,670
Don't get me wrong. The brother thing?
I'm still into it 100 percent.

301
00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:53,130
I just think maybe we keep work at work
and home at home.

302
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:08,020
I'm gonna say goodbye to Scooter first.
[laughs]

303
00:16:08,110 --> 00:16:11,150
-Why the chuckle?
-No reason. I just like laughing.

304
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,950
Fine. Knock yourself out.

305
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:17,240
♪ Baby be good ♪

306
00:16:17,330 --> 00:16:19,540
♪ Baby be good
Never, never, never... ♪

307
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:21,160
Good baby.

308
00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:26,330
Bossy B! My main man I just can't stand.
Can I fire you yet?

309
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:27,460
[laughs]

310
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:30,420
You overpaid kidder.
Staci, call up the charts.

311
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:34,260
You'll find the Buskies' neighborhood
is now one hundred percent...

312
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:40,470
It's gonna blow!
Uh... we're gonna make a follow-up visit.

313
00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:44,230
Just to be sure the Buskies are thrilled
with their baby upgrade.

314
00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:45,310
[laughs nervously]

315
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:49,480
[screams] Our baby is missing, there's
a giant muscle-baby in the house,

316
00:16:49,570 --> 00:16:52,190
and why are you still working
on that swing?

317
00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:55,860
-Scooter's missing?
-Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!

318
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:57,490
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!

319
00:16:57,570 --> 00:17:00,200
Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo! Turbo!

320
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:02,620
[both screaming]

321
00:17:03,750 --> 00:17:05,460
-Mama hugs?
-[crashing downstairs]

322
00:17:06,170 --> 00:17:09,210
So, in summary,
I am on top of things and--

323
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:10,750
-[crashing]
-[screams]

324
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,670
♪ Baby be good ♪

325
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,420
[screaming]

326
00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,680
-[growling]
-[babies yelling]

327
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,090
Okay, I'm out.

328
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:19,890
[screams]

329
00:17:19,970 --> 00:17:22,680
And let that teach you a valuable lesson.

330
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:24,560
What lesson?

331
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:25,600
[screams]

332
00:17:25,690 --> 00:17:28,770
I will get back to you
when I figure that out.

333
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,520
[sighs] Come on.

334
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:33,030
[growls, gasps]

335
00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:38,070
[giggles]

336
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,660
-It's headed for the break room!
-Don't let it get sugared up!

337
00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,790
[panicked shouting]

338
00:17:46,370 --> 00:17:47,920
So he gets cookies?

339
00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,840
[giggles]

340
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,130
[screeches]

341
00:17:56,220 --> 00:17:57,430
[laughs]

342
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,890
-[giggles]
-[yells]

343
00:18:02,970 --> 00:18:05,390
You're not done here after all, Templeton.

344
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,310
I'll take Staci and deal
with the Jimbo situation.

345
00:18:08,390 --> 00:18:09,730
That one's on you.

346
00:18:09,810 --> 00:18:13,650
Um, is there like a security guard or...?

347
00:18:13,730 --> 00:18:15,280
[whistles] Triplets!

348
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,860
[Triplets laugh]

349
00:18:17,490 --> 00:18:18,990
-Yes, boss?
-Reporting for duty!

350
00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:20,490
Hi, boss's brother.

351
00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:23,240
Call when you've got him contained.
Don't get me fired!

352
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:25,750
I'm a security!

353
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:28,960
-[imitates alarm]
-[laughing]

354
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:32,290
Goo-goo ga-ga?

355
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:38,050
So is the giant muscle-baby working
with the killer robot swing, or...

356
00:18:38,130 --> 00:18:41,180
Who cares?
Get in there and find my little boy!

357
00:18:42,930 --> 00:18:44,470
What did you do?

358
00:18:44,560 --> 00:18:48,060
Whaaa...?!

359
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:51,310
-Scooter! Hey, Scoo--
-[Scooter shrieks]

360
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,650
Be a good baby! No!

361
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,280
[Tim] No! Scooter!

362
00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,780
-No! Be a good baby--
-[yelling]

363
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:01,530
-[grunts] Huh?
-[alarm dings]

364
00:19:01,610 --> 00:19:04,410
-Templeton!
-Hey! Everything's under control here.

365
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:07,370
You're an atrocious liar.
That's not what I'm calling about.

366
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:11,250
The Buskie house is surrounded! Had to
send out the baby swing as a distraction.

367
00:19:11,330 --> 00:19:13,880
-It's got my gun!
-Turbo! Turbo!

368
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:17,090
[Boss Baby] Scan the board
and find us an escape route.

369
00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:19,840
Tick-tock, Templeton.
The situation is at crisis levels here.

370
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,430
Staci, how's the neighborhood?

371
00:19:21,510 --> 00:19:24,220
People are really hating babies, sir.

372
00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,760
-Okay, I have an idea.
-And I have a crisis.

373
00:19:26,850 --> 00:19:28,730
Winner, me. Where's my escape route?

374
00:19:28,810 --> 00:19:31,270
[Tim] Oh, Scooter!

375
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:35,650
I found more cookies and juice boxes.

376
00:19:35,730 --> 00:19:36,730
Templeton!

377
00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:39,570
Templeton, where are you?
I've lost contact.

378
00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:43,280
Block the door. We get busted,
that's a two-year stretch in daycare.

379
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:46,740
No! They can't send me back to daycare.

380
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:51,000
[screams] I will go out
in a storm of blood and fire!

381
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,210
-[Tim] Hey.
-Oh, thank goodness.

382
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:54,460
Exit route, Templeton. ASAP!

383
00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:58,800
Or... since I got Scooter,
I can just send him back to his parents.

384
00:19:58,880 --> 00:19:59,710
What?

385
00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:02,380
This situation's a powderkeg,
that baby is the blowtorch.

386
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:06,100
Send him out now, no one in
this neighborhood will love babies again!

387
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,510
I absolutely forbid-- Wait.

388
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:10,100
-Where are you right now?
-Too late!

389
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:13,100
-[siren wailing]
-[Scooter growls]

390
00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:28,660
Templeton, you've doomed us all.

391
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,000
[Scooter growling]

392
00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:34,830
[all gasping]

393
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,300
-[snarls]
-Scooter?

394
00:20:41,090 --> 00:20:43,630
-[giggling]
-[mother laughs]

395
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,590
Baby boy!

396
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,600
Oh, come here. My little guy!

397
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,680
-[excited chatter]
-Hmm?

398
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:52,430
Aww!

399
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,100
Aww!

400
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,400
Oh!

401
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:59,900
-Babe, let's have a baby!
-I hate cats so much.

402
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:05,280
Stand down, boys.
Stand down for sweet, sweet cuteness.

403
00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,240
[swing yells in Japanese]

404
00:21:07,910 --> 00:21:11,330
Templeton, I am as impressed
as I am mystified.

405
00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:13,080
It was right on the map.

406
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,870
The whole neighborhood
hates Scooter Buskie, right?

407
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:17,830
But not at his house.

408
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:21,590
So I figured, you want
to make everyone love babies?

409
00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:25,340
Maybe they just had to see Scooter
the way his mom and dad do.

410
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:28,890
Not business. Family.

411
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:33,390
Sir, baby love is off the charts!

412
00:21:33,470 --> 00:21:36,350
-I guess it's all over but the cover-up.
-What?

413
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:37,980
[siren chirps]

414
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,650
[Scooter giggles]

415
00:21:40,730 --> 00:21:41,860
[mother screams]

416
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:46,240
-Giant muscle-baby!
-There you are. I am so sorry.

417
00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:48,360
My cousin has wandering baby syndrome.

418
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:51,370
It's a real thing that's probably
in the encyclopedia probably.

419
00:21:51,450 --> 00:21:53,040
Don't check that. I love you. Bye!

420
00:21:53,830 --> 00:21:55,330
Okay.

421
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:58,290
You did good today, Templeton.

422
00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:02,130
So, uh, do I owe you now?
This is making me uncomfortable.

423
00:22:02,210 --> 00:22:04,800
Nah, that one was free. We're brothers.

424
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:06,300
[laughs]

425
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:10,180
-You really know nothing about business.
-And proud of it.

426
00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:14,520
But you do know family.
That makes us a real synergy powerhouse.

427
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:20,230
So maybe if you want,
we could work together again tomorrow?

428
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:24,190
Sounds fun.
But this time it's gonna cost you.

429
00:22:29,990 --> 00:22:31,450
-[screams]
-No, baby!

430
00:22:33,580 --> 00:22:36,500
Well, I'm full! Gonna go watch TV!

431
00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,870
I love this family.

432
00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,290
[giggles]

433
00:22:41,380 --> 00:22:43,380
[theme song playing]

434
00:23:03,230 --> 00:23:05,570
♪ Boss Baby ♪