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- >Thank Celestia Twilight needed Spike to drop something off with Fluttershy.
- >”Hey Spike, can I ask you something?”
- >He looks up at you, waddling adorably comically. “Yeah of course.”
- >”What do you know about your parents?”
- >He stops and for a second you think you might have offended the guy. Instead he has his chin in his claw “Hmmm. Nothing. I was hatched in Canterlot and I’ve been Twilight’s assistant for as long as I can remember.”
- >Dang, was hoping for inspiration here. “So no idea where baby dragons come from eh?”
- “He picks the pace back up. “Well, when a mommy dragon and daddy dragon like each other...”
- >Are you really getting the ‘birds and the bees’ talk from what everyone describes as a ‘Baby Dragon’?
- >Loser
- >I think I’ve had enough of you brain.
- >What are you going to do bitch?
- >”...And then they lay an egg. and a baby dragon comes out.” Spike finishes his educational lecture.
- >And what fortuitous timing because here’s Fluttershy’s house.....
- >Damn feet, why you so cold?
- >Fuck you body, that’s why.
- >Don’t you start too feet.
- >You look down at Spike “Maybe you should go first.”
- >He snickers at you “Hahaha baby”
- >Low blow little dude, low blow.
- >Don’t let him show you up. Don’t hide in the background.
- >You stay next to him as he approaches the door and knocks.
- >The door swings open and you look down to see a hitman of a hare staring up at you.
- >SHIT BAIL!
- >Spike rolls on the floor laughing.
- >He doesn’t know man, he wasn’t there.
- >You crawl out and compose yourself. “Ahem, is the lady of the house available?”
- >He stares. Why is something so small so scary?
- >After a moment he hops away.
- >Damn, she appears at the door like a cartoon. She wasn’t there one second and then BAM there she is.
- >”Oh... um... hi.. are you... I...”
- >This was a bad idea.
- >Indeed it was
- >Glad we’re in agreement brain
- >Spike breaks the awkwardness. “Here’s the book Twilight wanted you to proof read” Thanks for the assist little dude. “A Theory on Human Reproduction.”
- >God damn shit balls ass!
- >No, now’s not the time to waiver. You came here with a purpose.
- >”Fluttershy, I need to talk to you about something.”
- >She turns red “Yes of course, come in.”
- >You start to step through the doorway
- >AWOOGAAWOOGA!
- >Whoa, good save brain
- >”Let’s uh... walk and talk, it’s such a beautiful day.” Close, too close.
- >She smiles “Oh my yes, please after you.”
- >The three of you walk in silence for a bit. You decide to wave Spike away.
- >As much as you don’t want to do it, you wave Spike away.
- >Fluttershy looks like she’s walking on air.
- >Oh wait, she is. She’s using her wings to bring herself to eye level with you.
- >“So... um... what did you want to talk about?” Damn, she’s so excited she put a little bit of volume in her voice.
- >”Tell me about your parents” Direct approach, best approach
- >Maybe not, Shocked her so much she forgot to flap and is back on the ground.
- >”Oh my.. I... Oh...” This is more than just her usual semi-adorable faltering.
- >”If this is a touchy subject, I can wait until Rainbow gets back.”
- >She gets back up “Oh no, I WANT to help you. To be honest, I don’t know.”
- >Oh man, Fluttershy’s an orphan too?
- >“Pegasus don’t have families like everyp0ny else. We’re raised as a group especially after joining Flight School.”
- >Wow, that actually makes things better. Just wait until Scootaloo gets into flight school... But why’s she here?
- >Why isn’t she “communally raised” in an approved Pegasus living commune?
- >Why isn’t Dash here? She could help a lot better.
- >What’s that feeling on your butt?
- >Damnit Fluttershy. You give her a stern look and she pulls her hoof away with an “eep”
- >Wow, she ran just from your stare... Oh no, Scootaloo’s running up, covered head to hoof in paint.
- >Tie-dyed p0ny lawl.
- >Scootaloo regales you with tails of bravery on the field of battle.
- >Daring assaults and harrowing defenses.
- >All very exciting stuff. You actually forget the very pressing concern in your mind.
- >Unfortunately, no Cutie Mark
- >She leaves dirty hoof prints on your floor as she enters. When she notices, she looks up at you apologetically
- >Dang, the pain makes them all technocolored
- >You laugh to yourself. “Don’t worry Scoots, No big deal. Hit the showers”
- She manages to figure out your freakish custom shower on her own. It would be awkward to see her naked.
- >She’s a pony dummy, she’s always naked.
- >Shut up brain, you know what I mean.
- >Hmm, guess it’s time to be responsible and make some food for the two of you.
- >Still cake left..... No, not today
- >You pull out a large bowl and quickly throw together a salad.
- >You keep some flowers around for when you have your Rainbro over.
- >Dang she needs to hurry back. Maybe you’re way in over your head.
- >You throw the Daisies into her bowl and set her place.
- >Well look at you Mr. Responsible-adult-dad-man.
- >.......Spot on brain, spot on. feelsgoodman.jpg
- >As another day draws to a close, you don’t even keep up the ploy of asking if she wants to stay the night.
- >”I guess I should see about getting another room built on.” You idly muse to yourself.
- >Scootaloo looks at you somewhat puzzled.
- >”Can’t have you sleeping on the couch all the time. That’s rude. Especially if you’re going to be staying here from now on”
- >That damn smile she has is taking up her entire face.
- >”How’s this Scoots, you take the bed tonight. The couch will be fine for me.” You tussle her mane.
- >The only thing keeping her down this time is your hand on her head. “Ohmygoshreallythankyouthankyou”
- >Uh-oh, she’s slipped your grip.... Oh... well, she’s hugging you.
- >Affection, what is this?
- >You put her arms around her and return her hug “Ok ok Squirt, go get ready for bed.”
- >She’s still smiling, as she rushes off.
- >You lay back on the couch and reflect.
- >Well, I have to admit, you might be able to do something right.
- >Thank you brain, that means a lot to me right now.
- >Oh you’re still going to mess it up somehow.
- >Stop being such a downer brain.
- >Damn couch. Now you feel awful for making Scootaloo sleep on it 2 nights in a row.
- >Maybe you’re just not as young as you thought you were.
- >Oh not you too body.
- >You get up to use the bathroom.
- >As you pass your bedroom door, you hear something.
- >Is that... crying?
- >You peek in.
- >She’s curled up against your pillow, muffling her sobs.
- >Damnit... what do you do? just let her be?
- >No, she’s a kid. You’re taking responsibility for.
- >You slowly walk in and sit on the edge of the bed.
- >”Hey kid, you ok?” You reach out and put a hand on her back.
- >Oh man, those tear drenched eyes. It breaks your heart.
- >And your heart’s been such a bro this whole time too.
- >”Did... did you have a bad dream?” Man you’re bad at this.
- >Despite your terribleness, she nods.
- >You lay next to her and she immediately latches onto you.
- >”It’s ok Scoots. If you want, I’ll stay with you tonight.”
- >You think you hear her squeak “thank you”
- >”Ok ok. I won’t leave you, I won’t go anywhere”
- >Well that just made her cry harder, good job.
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