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  1. [19:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria awakens first.
  2. [19:31] <Aeria> No I don't.
  3. [19:31] * Aeria falls asleep again
  4. [19:31] <Aeria> (Okay seriously)
  5. [19:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> Her black wings spread wide as she heeds the commands of ehr lord.
  6. [19:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Erythnul has commanded you to travel north.
  7. [19:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Until you've "stomped out the first rose"
  8. [19:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> As you pray the others begin to awaken one by one.
  9. [19:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> For whatever reason your lord has commanded you to shepard these fools.
  10. [19:34] <Aeria> That's not nice.
  11. [19:34] <Aeria> They're slaves.
  12. [19:34] <Vripe> we're free-willed fools
  13. [19:34] <!Emilybroshoujo> Interact fuckers.
  14. [19:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> You have to head North.
  15. [19:35] * Ezekiel is in a corner sharpening his scythe
  16. [19:35] <Aeria> Okay let me work my magical womanly charm
  17. [19:35] * Aeria grabs a pot and bashes it against the nearest counter.
  18. [19:35] * Ezekiel stops and looks for a second, then goes back to sharpening
  19. [19:36] * Belor looks up at the sound of something breaking
  20. [19:36] <Vripe> are we riding a cart or walking
  21. [19:36] <Vripe> either way, I'm napping on the way
  22. [19:37] <Ezekiel> "Any reason you broke that pot?"
  23. [19:37] <Belor> "Something you need OH Great one?"
  24. [19:38] == Inconspicuous-chan [[email protected]] has joined #CYOAsteady
  25. [19:38] * Sazir cuddles with the undead that hugged him before, he rises up the moment he hears crash, trying not to disturb the skeleton. "Was there something that displeased you of that pot oh messanger of our lord?"
  26. [19:38] <Sazir> (messenger even, BAH)
  27. [19:38] <Ezekiel> (....?)
  28. [19:39] <Aeria> (Sorry)
  29. [19:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Focus bitch.
  30. [19:39] <Ezekiel> (is k)
  31. [19:39] <Aeria> "Father demands we head up north.. his words were to stomp the first rose."
  32. [19:39] <Aeria> (I had to go AFK and help with something calm your nips, rub some aloe vera on those bitches)
  33. [19:39] <Sazir> "The first...rose? But aren't there enough roses around here to stomp for his liking?"
  34. [19:40] <Ezekiel> "As long as there's killing, I'll go wherever you tell me to." says Ezekiel with a malicious smile
  35. [19:40] * Belor a smiles shoots across his sleepy face " Orders from out LOrD?!?"
  36. [19:40] * Belor he jumps up and starts getting ready
  37. [19:40] * Ezekiel yawns and grabs his straw hat
  38. [19:41] <Sazir> "Hmm...well I rather not leave this holy place alone but if that is our Lord's wish."
  39. [19:41] <Aeria> "...Where...is the rogue?"
  40. [19:41] * Vripe rolls out of bed
  41. [19:41] <Ezekiel> "No clue winged lady."
  42. [19:41] <Vripe> oh wait, we're walking
  43. [19:41] <Aeria> No we're..we're still here
  44. [19:42] <Ezekiel> pay attention negro
  45. [19:42] * Vripe practices reading comprehension
  46. [19:42] <Ezekiel> We're in Belor and Sazir's morgue
  47. [19:42] <Ezekiel> Just waking up
  48. [19:42] * Ezekiel smacks Vripe in the back of the head to wake him up
  49. [19:42] <Vripe> "Oh. That explains why these guys are so stiff."
  50. [19:42] * Sazir goes back to the skeleton "Come my dear, it seems its time for us to leave this great place." He says as he helps the skeleton up, kissing her on top of her skull.
  51. [19:43] * Vripe taps Sazir on the shoulder
  52. [19:43] <Vripe> "Psssst, dude."
  53. [19:43] * Ezekiel walks outside and begins stretching and moving around acrobatically to warm up
  54. [19:43] <Vripe> "I dunno if you noticed, but she's....."
  55. [19:43] <Sazir> "Hm? What can I help you with sir? Perhaps that pesky thing called life?"
  56. [19:43] <Sazir> "Beautiful? Oh yes Maria here is quiet a sight isn't she."
  57. [19:44] * Aeria tilts her head. 'What...in Father's name...am I seeing'
  58. [19:44] <Aeria> (THAT'S THINKING BEFORE YOU DARE RESPOND)
  59. [19:44] <Ezekiel> (....?)
  60. [19:44] <Sazir> (We know....OR DO WE?!)
  61. [19:44] <Aeria> (Moreso aimed at ANTS, note the ' ' instead of " ")
  62. [19:45] <Ezekiel> (kk, we gonna do that for whenever it's thoughts? Seems sound to me)
  63. [19:45] <Aeria> (S'what I do)
  64. [19:46] * Belor has all his books packs and moves over and pats Vripe and Sazir on the shoulder" Ready to go?"
  65. [19:47] * Vripe salutes
  66. [19:47] <Vripe> "So long as someone carries me."
  67. [19:47] * Aeria shakes her head and walks outside, she clearly never asked for this.
  68. [19:48] * Belor slaps Vripe upside the head "You walk with everyone else"
  69. [19:48] * Ezekiel is still outside, doing acrobatic shit
  70. [19:48] * Belor walks outside shaking his head
  71. [19:48] * Vripe swoons and begins sobbing
  72. [19:49] * Sazir goes to his side of the morgue, where many skeletons and corpses lay hanging around, and takes out a long scythe, and his flesh-bound book. "I believe I am now my old friend."
  73. [19:49] * Vripe sees the scythe
  74. [19:49] <Vripe> "I think I'm able to walk after all."
  75. [19:49] <Ezekiel> (pffffffffft)
  76. [19:50] <Sazir> "Oh are you now, that is quiet good to hear." He says as he gives the skeleton the scythe. "Here my dear, you always do enjoy how it shines."
  77. [19:50] <Ezekiel> "So, you said north, right winged lady? To....stomp out the first rose?"
  78. [19:51] <Aeria> "That's what father demanded. Naturally, he means to destroy whatever opposes him that lies north."
  79. [19:51] == Sleet [[email protected]] has joined #cyoasteady
  80. [19:51] <Ezekiel> "As I said before, whatever will allow me to kill as much as I desire, I will do~"
  81. [19:51] * Belor nods to himself as he stands behind Aeria "Such wisdom from the Holy messenger"
  82. [19:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> Your bizarre group begins following the road north.
  83. [19:51] * Aeria lets her wings expand behind her, flapping them a bit. "I don't think Father would have a problem with that."
  84. [19:52] <Ezekiel> "You know, you never DID tell me your name winged lady."
  85. [19:52] <Sazir> "If anyone opposes our lord, they shall meet a very discerning end. I do hope their dead skin and bones are as half as beautiful as Maria's though. That would be....enjoyable."
  86. [19:52] * Ezekiel walks along shadowboxing and keeping his heart rate pumping
  87. [19:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> (Penis Pit McSexbang)
  88. [19:53] <Ezekiel> (lol)
  89. [19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> (Shaniqua M. Blood)
  90. [19:53] <Aeria> "My name is hardly of concern at this point."
  91. [19:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> (The M. is for menstrual)
  92. [19:53] <Aeria> (Shaniqua McNoman)
  93. [19:53] <Ezekiel> "Of course, I just figure I'd like to know my "Leaders" name, s'all"
  94. [19:53] <Aeria> "Erythnul. Father leads us."
  95. [19:53] <Vripe> "I'd bet it's just something really embarrassing."
  96. [19:53] * Belor looks over toward Ezekiel "She is the holy messenger of our LOrD obviously"
  97. [19:54] <Ezekiel> "Aha. He leads YOU, not I. I bow to no deity at this point in time."
  98. [19:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> ..... I'm going to start rolling random encounters.
  99. [19:54] <Ezekiel> "I asked YOUR name. As of now, you're more of a leader to me than this Erythnul."
  100. [19:54] <Inconspicuous-chan> roll 1d6
  101. [19:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> Inconspicuous-chan rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  102. [19:54] <Inconspicuous-chan> roll 1d6
  103. [19:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> Inconspicuous-chan rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  104. [19:54] <Inconspicuous-chan> roll 1d6
  105. [19:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> Inconspicuous-chan rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  106. [19:54] <Sazir> "Our Lord's gift doesn't need to give us a name if she doesn't want to, by her we feel his grace. Now I do believe it is time for us to start this quest."
  107. [19:54] * Ezekiel shrugs and continues shadowboxing
  108. [19:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> You encounter nothing during your first day of travel.
  109. [19:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Night falls.
  110. [19:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Do you stop? Or continue travelling into the night?
  111. [19:55] * Sazir moves to Belor and whispers to him. When he finishes he gives him a nod and goes back to his skeleton waifu.
  112. [19:56] <Sazir> (Up to our LEADAH)
  113. [19:56] <Ezekiel> (^)
  114. [19:56] * Belor nods to Sazir with a smile on his face
  115. [19:56] <Aeria> Well...I don't wanna be rude.
  116. [19:57] <Aeria> "If anyone is tired, simply speak up."
  117. [19:57] * Emilybroshoujo slaps
  118. [19:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> NOT EVIL ENOUGH
  119. [19:57] * Aeria fourth wall breaker SLAP
  120. [19:57] <Vripe> "I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS"
  121. [19:57] <Aeria> "TOO FUCKING BAD WE'RE WALKIN"
  122. [19:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> THAT'S BETTER
  123. [19:57] * Aeria unsheaths her sword and points forward
  124. [19:57] * Vripe falls to his knees
  125. [19:57] <Ezekiel> hahahaha
  126. [19:57] <Vripe> "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
  127. [19:57] * Ezekiel is STILL shadowboxing
  128. [19:57] <Inconspicuous-chan> roll 1d6
  129. [19:57] <!Emilybroshoujo> Inconspicuous-chan rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  130. [19:57] <Aeria> "Onward, and..you, air-puncher. Carry him"
  131. [19:58] <Inconspicuous-chan> roll 1d20
  132. [19:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Inconspicuous-chan rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  133. [19:58] <Ezekiel> "PFFFFFFFT, yeah no"
  134. [19:58] <Sazir> "...Old friend, is it me or did it feel like our lord came down and gave something a...swat?"
  135. [19:58] <Vripe> "BUT HOW WILL HE FIGHT THE INVISIBLE AIR MONSTERS OTHERWISE"
  136. [19:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll listen checks.
  137. [19:58] <Aeria> "With magic"
  138. [19:58] <Aeria> roll 1d20+4
  139. [19:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
  140. [19:58] <Ezekiel> roll 1d20+2
  141. [19:58] <Sazir> roll 1d20+4
  142. [19:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
  143. [19:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
  144. [19:58] <Vripe> "LOOK at this guy, think he ca-"
  145. [19:58] <Vripe> (how do I even)
  146. [19:59] <Belor> Roll 1d20+3
  147. [19:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
  148. [19:59] <Ezekiel> (go to your skills ants)
  149. [19:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> (Ants look for the skill listen on your CS)
  150. [19:59] <Vripe> roll 1d20+4
  151. [19:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
  152. [19:59] <Ezekiel> (therrrrrrrrrrrre ya go)
  153. [19:59] <Belor> (Good man)
  154. [19:59] * Emilybroshoujo thumbs ups.
  155. [19:59] <!Emilybroshoujo> You can now use skills.
  156. [19:59] <Ezekiel> (Ants has leveled up)
  157. [20:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> Zeke and Belor are the only ones who hear it approach.
  158. [20:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> You don't know what it is but it sounds hostile.
  159. [20:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> Roll initiative, just you two.
  160. [20:00] <Ezekiel> roll 1d20+4
  161. [20:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  162. [20:00] <Belor> Roll 1d20+4
  163. [20:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  164. [20:00] <Inconspicuous-chan> roll 1d20+3
  165. [20:00] <!Emilybroshoujo> Inconspicuous-chan rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{18}
  166. [20:01] == Ezekiel has changed nick to Ezekiel|14
  167. [20:01] == Inconspicuous-chan has changed nick to Dire_Wolf|18
  168. [20:01] == Belor has changed nick to Belor|6
  169. [20:01] <Ezekiel|14> (Are we allowed to shout warnings, or is it too fast?)
  170. [20:01] <Dire_Wolf|18> It won initiative.
  171. [20:02] <Ezekiel|14> (just making sure)
  172. [20:02] * Dire_Wolf|18 makes a vicious howl as it charges out from the brush.
  173. [20:02] <Dire_Wolf|18> Will Save DC 13
  174. [20:02] <Sazir> (All of us?)
  175. [20:02] <Dire_Wolf|18> Yes.
  176. [20:02] <Ezekiel|14> roll 1d20+3
  177. [20:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
  178. [20:02] <Belor|6> Roll 1d20+6
  179. [20:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
  180. [20:02] <Sazir> roll 1d20+7
  181. [20:02] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
  182. [20:03] <Ezekiel|14> (towards the top of your CS ants)
  183. [20:03] <Aeria> roll 1d20+2
  184. [20:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{16}
  185. [20:03] <Belor|6> (Drat)
  186. [20:03] <Vripe> (found it)
  187. [20:03] <Vripe> roll 1d20+5
  188. [20:03] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{18}
  189. [20:03] <Dire_Wolf|18> >+5
  190. [20:04] <Dire_Wolf|18> See... now I have to look up your sheet.
  191. [20:04] <Ezekiel|14> pffft
  192. [20:04] <Ezekiel|14> I got it
  193. [20:04] <Vripe> (uh, +4 instead?)
  194. [20:04] <Ezekiel|14> (He's right, it's +5)
  195. [20:04] <Ezekiel|14> (http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=408908)
  196. [20:04] <Dire_Wolf|18> Okay, yeah that's right.
  197. [20:04] <Vripe> (gahahahah)
  198. [20:04] <Ezekiel|14> (good job ants)
  199. [20:05] <Belor|6> (Doing good man)
  200. [20:05] <Dire_Wolf|18> Belor is shaken for
  201. [20:05] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d4+1 rounds
  202. [20:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d4+1 rounds --> [ 1d4=3 ]{4}
  203. [20:05] <Vripe> (so do I identify it as a wolf?)
  204. [20:05] <Dire_Wolf|18> -1 on all attacks and skill checks.
  205. [20:05] * Dire_Wolf|18 rushes at Ezekial
  206. [20:05] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+5
  207. [20:05] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{15}
  208. [20:05] <Ezekiel|14> hit
  209. [20:05] <Dire_Wolf|18> What's your AC?
  210. [20:06] <Ezekiel|14> 14
  211. [20:06] <Dire_Wolf|18> Roll 1d8+3
  212. [20:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d8+3 --> [ 1d8=5 ]{8}
  213. [20:06] <Dire_Wolf|18> 8 Piercing damage as he snaps down on your leg.
  214. [20:06] <Ezekiel|14> "Bastard creature!"
  215. [20:06] <Dire_Wolf|18> Make a strength check.
  216. [20:06] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+3
  217. [20:06] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{22}
  218. [20:07] <Ezekiel|14> roll 1d20+4
  219. [20:07] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  220. [20:07] <Dire_Wolf|18> You're tripped.
  221. [20:07] <Dire_Wolf|18> The wolf pounces onto you.
  222. [20:07] <Vripe> (This wolf is a badass)
  223. [20:07] <Dire_Wolf|18> Your turn.
  224. [20:07] <Ezekiel|14> ok
  225. [20:07] <Dire_Wolf|18> Attack from prone or try to force it back and stand?
  226. [20:07] <Ezekiel|14> I can pretty much only grapple him from this position, right?
  227. [20:07] <Ezekiel|14> ahh
  228. [20:07] <Dire_Wolf|18> Or grapple if you prefer.
  229. [20:08] <Ezekiel|14> if I were to attack, how bad a negative would I take to my hits and whatnot?
  230. [20:08] <Dire_Wolf|18> -4 to hit.
  231. [20:08] <Ezekiel|14> I'm gonna roll grapple to get him off of me
  232. [20:08] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+3
  233. [20:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  234. [20:08] <Ezekiel|14> roll 1d20+4
  235. [20:08] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
  236. [20:08] <Ezekiel|14> ....
  237. [20:08] <Dire_Wolf|18> You're holding his teeth open all alligator style.
  238. [20:09] <Dire_Wolf|18> Brutus your turn.
  239. [20:09] <Vripe> (KICK THE DOG)
  240. [20:09] <Belor|6> "Time to die dog"
  241. [20:09] <Belor|6> Eldrich Blast Sickening Blast
  242. [20:09] <Vripe> (or that)
  243. [20:09] <Aeria> (You come over to my house today and you kick my dog)
  244. [20:09] <Ezekiel|14> (pffffft)
  245. [20:09] <Dire_Wolf|18> (Roll to hit)
  246. [20:10] <Belor|6> Roll 1d20+6-1
  247. [20:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 1d20+6-1 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
  248. [20:10] <Dire_Wolf|18> Touch AC is 10 atm.
  249. [20:10] <Dire_Wolf|18> Hit.
  250. [20:10] <Belor|6> Roll 2d6
  251. [20:10] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=8 ]{8}
  252. [20:11] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+4 to save versus sickening.
  253. [20:11] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+4 to save versus sickening. --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  254. [20:11] <Dire_Wolf|18> Failed I'm pretty sure.
  255. [20:11] <Dire_Wolf|18> Okay.
  256. [20:11] <Dire_Wolf|18> The wolf vomits on Ezekial and stumbles back.
  257. [20:11] <Vripe> (gahahah)
  258. [20:11] <Ezekiel|14> "oh god dammit..."
  259. [20:12] <Dire_Wolf|18> You all finally are able to react to the commotion.
  260. [20:12] <Ezekiel|14> "THANKS FOR THAT BELOR, REAL HELP PAL"
  261. [20:12] <Vripe> "WHOA SHIT A DOG"
  262. [20:12] <Dire_Wolf|18> A large black wolf with red eyes and matted fur... and vomit.... is attacking everyone.
  263. [20:12] <Belor|6> "It is a gift from our LOrD"
  264. [20:12] <Dire_Wolf|18> Initiative to all the new combat entrants.
  265. [20:12] <Sazir> "Clearly, and as such we must slaughter it."
  266. [20:12] <Sazir> roll 1d20+13 Maria
  267. [20:12] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+13 Maria --> [ 1d20=2 ]{15}
  268. [20:13] <Sazir> roll 1d20+3 Sazir
  269. [20:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+3 Sazir --> [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
  270. [20:13] <Vripe> roll 1d20+4
  271. [20:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
  272. [20:13] == Sazir has changed nick to Sazir|15|5
  273. [20:13] <Aeria> roll 1d20+3
  274. [20:13] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  275. [20:13] == Aeria has changed nick to Aeria|17
  276. [20:13] <Dire_Wolf|18> Vripe reacts the fastest.
  277. [20:14] <Dire_Wolf|18> The wolf is dazed and sickened.
  278. [20:14] == Vripe has changed nick to Vripe|19
  279. [20:14] <Dire_Wolf|18> You may make a sneak attack.
  280. [20:14] <Vripe|19> (can I kick him with a knife)
  281. [20:14] <Dire_Wolf|18> See under "Total Attack Bonus" with a wea-... no
  282. [20:14] <Vripe|19> (ass)
  283. [20:15] <Dire_Wolf|18> You have to wield a weapon properly to deal sneak attack damage.
  284. [20:15] <Vripe|19> (oh yeah, the knife-shoes got taken away)
  285. [20:15] <Vripe|19> (So, Sneaky Rapier?)
  286. [20:15] <Dire_Wolf|18> Of course.
  287. [20:16] <Vripe|19> (1d6+5+7?
  288. [20:16] <Dire_Wolf|18> No....
  289. [20:16] <Ezekiel|14> (have to roll hit first)
  290. [20:16] <Dire_Wolf|18> You have to roll to hit first.
  291. [20:16] <Ezekiel|14> (roll 1d20+Total attack bonus ants)(
  292. [20:16] <Dire_Wolf|18> 1d20+7
  293. [20:16] <Ezekiel|14> ^
  294. [20:16] <Vripe|19> roll 1d20+7
  295. [20:16] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|19 rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
  296. [20:16] <Vripe|19> I think I hit him
  297. [20:16] <Ezekiel|14> >crit
  298. [20:16] <Dire_Wolf|18> .....
  299. [20:16] <Ezekiel|14> >crit
  300. [20:17] <Dire_Wolf|18> Critical hit.
  301. [20:17] <Vripe|19> uh, so what does that mean
  302. [20:17] <Dire_Wolf|18> Total damage with a sneak attack is 5d6+5
  303. [20:17] <Dire_Wolf|18> So rol that
  304. [20:17] <Vripe|19> OKAY
  305. [20:17] <Ezekiel|14> (NOW you do the 1d6+5 and then after that, you multiply wha-HOLY FUCK IT WAS A SNEAK ATTACK)
  306. [20:17] <Vripe|19> roll 5d6+5
  307. [20:17] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|19 rolled : 5d6+5 --> [ 5d6=11 ]{16}
  308. [20:17] <Vripe|19> (AHAHAHHAHAHA)
  309. [20:18] <Vripe|19> (QUALITY DAMAGE)
  310. [20:18] <Dire_Wolf|18> 32 damage.
  311. [20:18] <Ezekiel|14> (Does...does it multiFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)
  312. [20:18] <Vripe|19> (oh okay wow)
  313. [20:18] <Dire_Wolf|18> The wolf lets out a horrible yelp as your rapier slips between his ribs.
  314. [20:18] <Dire_Wolf|18> Blood sprays out and everyone jizzes a little.
  315. [20:18] <Ezekiel|14> (pffffft)
  316. [20:19] <Dire_Wolf|18> The wolf snaps at you.
  317. [20:19] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+5
  318. [20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{21}
  319. [20:19] <Dire_Wolf|18> That's a hit.
  320. [20:19] <Dire_Wolf|18> Roll 1d8+3
  321. [20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d8+3 --> [ 1d8=7 ]{10}
  322. [20:19] <Dire_Wolf|18> 10 Piercing damage as he attempts to rip out your fucking throat.
  323. [20:19] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+3
  324. [20:19] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{7}
  325. [20:19] <Dire_Wolf|18> Makes a strength check.
  326. [20:20] <Dire_Wolf|18> 1d20+ your str modifier
  327. [20:20] <Ezekiel|14> (1d20+str mod)
  328. [20:20] <Dire_Wolf|18> I'm talking to you ANTS
  329. [20:20] <Vripe|19> roll 1d20+1
  330. [20:20] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|19 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{12}
  331. [20:20] <Dire_Wolf|18> Okay, you avoid being tripped.
  332. [20:20] <Vripe|19> (yay!)
  333. [20:20] <Dire_Wolf|18> Aeria.
  334. [20:21] <Ezekiel|14> (ants, make sure you write in your "current HP" box that you have 20 HP atm.)
  335. [20:21] <Dire_Wolf|18> ......
  336. [20:21] <Aeria|17> I'm here
  337. [20:21] <Dire_Wolf|18> SKANKMOUTO
  338. [20:21] <Aeria|17> How far is the distance- fuck it
  339. [20:21] <Aeria|17> roll 1d20+6
  340. [20:21] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria|17 rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
  341. [20:21] <Aeria|17> welp
  342. [20:22] <Dire_Wolf|18> Aeria misses because she flew by too high and too fast.
  343. [20:22] <Dire_Wolf|18> You are an angel... not a fighter plane.
  344. [20:22] <Dire_Wolf|18> Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaka
  345. [20:22] <Aeria|17> I'll show you bitch I can be both
  346. [20:22] <Aeria|17> >:C
  347. [20:22] <Dire_Wolf|18> ZEKE
  348. [20:22] <Ezekiel|14> (pffft SHE CAN BE WHATEVER SHE WANTS, SHE'S JUST RUSTY)
  349. [20:22] <Dire_Wolf|18> GIVE EM THE SLASHY
  350. [20:22] <Ezekiel|14> I'm going to hit the fuck out of this thing with the sharp end of my scythe
  351. [20:22] <Ezekiel|14> roll 1d20+9
  352. [20:22] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{29}
  353. [20:22] <Ezekiel|14> >nat 20
  354. [20:22] <Ezekiel|14> HA
  355. [20:22] <Ezekiel|14> HAHAHA
  356. [20:22] <Dire_Wolf|18> Yes.... yes you are.
  357. [20:23] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20
  358. [20:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{14}
  359. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> ok
  360. [20:23] <Sazir|15|5> (...Did you just skip my Skeleton Waifu's turn?)
  361. [20:23] <Dire_Wolf|18> Okay.
  362. [20:23] <Dire_Wolf|18> Damage
  363. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> FFFFF
  364. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> NO
  365. [20:23] <Sazir|15|5> (I do believe you just skiped my skeleton waifu's turn)
  366. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> IT DIDN'T COUNT
  367. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> SHIT
  368. [20:23] <Dire_Wolf|18> DAMAGE!
  369. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> roll 2d4+1d6+6
  370. [20:23] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 2d4+1d6+6 --> [ 2d4=4 1d6=3 ]{13}
  371. [20:23] <Dire_Wolf|18> 26 damage
  372. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> uhh
  373. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> em
  374. [20:23] <Ezekiel|14> it's x4
  375. [20:24] <Dire_Wolf|18> NOW it's Maria's turn.
  376. [20:24] <Dire_Wolf|18> Oh....
  377. [20:24] <Dire_Wolf|18> 42
  378. [20:24] <Dire_Wolf|18> NOW it's maria's turn.
  379. [20:24] <Ezekiel|14> (>this thing is still alive)
  380. [20:24] <Ezekiel|14> (mother of god)
  381. [20:24] <Sazir|15|5> "Maria my love, if you will."
  382. [20:24] <Dire_Wolf|18> That's all they are is HP
  383. [20:24] <Belor|6> (Don't worry old friend. We will have a corpse after this)
  384. [20:24] <Sazir|15|5> roll 1d20+6
  385. [20:24] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir|15|5 rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
  386. [20:25] <Dire_Wolf|18> Miss.
  387. [20:25] <Dire_Wolf|18> Belor?
  388. [20:25] <Belor|6> Eldrich Blast of course~
  389. [20:25] <Belor|6> Roll 1d10+6-1
  390. [20:25] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 1d10+6-1 --> [ 1d10=7 ]{12}
  391. [20:26] <Belor|6> dammit
  392. [20:26] <Dire_Wolf|18> Hit.
  393. [20:26] <Ezekiel|14> (it's touch, ya doofus)
  394. [20:26] <Dire_Wolf|18> You're only aiming for touch.
  395. [20:26] <Belor|6> (just...as planned)
  396. [20:26] <Belor|6> Roll 2d6
  397. [20:26] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 2d6 --> [ 2d6=7 ]{7}
  398. [20:26] <Ezekiel|14> (Keikaku Doori)
  399. [20:27] <Dire_Wolf|18> Sazir?
  400. [20:27] * Sazir|15|5 opens up his book. "Ah, I do think this one will be a most appropriate for you"
  401. [20:28] <Sazir|15|5> (Phantasmal KILLAH GO)
  402. [20:28] <Sazir|15|5> (He needs to roll will first)
  403. [20:28] <Ezekiel|14> (>phantasmal killer. That just SOUNDS terrifying)
  404. [20:29] <Dire_Wolf|18> An image of death assaults the wolf's mind making him howl in terror.
  405. [20:29] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+1
  406. [20:29] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{7}
  407. [20:29] <Sazir|15|5> (Fail)
  408. [20:29] <Sazir|15|5> (Now fort or die)
  409. [20:29] <Dire_Wolf|18> He collapses under the stress and his heart bursts.
  410. [20:29] <Sazir|15|5> (...Or that)
  411. [20:29] <Dire_Wolf|18> He only have 3 HP anyway.
  412. [20:29] <Sazir|15|5> Woo
  413. [20:29] <Dire_Wolf|18> It's irrelevant.
  414. [20:29] <Sazir|15|5> Gotcha
  415. [20:30] * Sazir|15|5 looks over the corpse, touching it as the last semblence of life leaves it. "Hmmm, you'd make a good pet for our family won't you~"
  416. [20:30] * Vripe|19 performs the winning animation
  417. [20:30] <Sazir|15|5> (I cast Animate Dead)
  418. [20:30] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+12
  419. [20:30] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+12 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{19}
  420. [20:30] * Belor|6 lets out a hearty laugh "Another servant for our Lord!
  421. [20:31] <Dire_Wolf|18> Everyone roll a DC 19 spot or listen check, whichever is higher.
  422. [20:31] <Sazir|15|5> roll 1d20+4
  423. [20:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir|15|5 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{12}
  424. [20:31] <Ezekiel|14> roll 1d20+2
  425. [20:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  426. [20:31] <Belor|6> Roll 1d20+3 Spot
  427. [20:31] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 1d20+3 Spot --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  428. [20:32] <Vripe|19> roll 1d20+4
  429. [20:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|19 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
  430. [20:32] <Vripe|19> (MAXIMUM LISTENING)
  431. [20:32] <Aeria|17> roll 1d20+4
  432. [20:32] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria|17 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
  433. [20:32] <Aeria|17> Maximum deafness
  434. [20:32] <Vripe|19> (MINIMUM LISTENING)
  435. [20:32] <Ezekiel|14> (you hear so good, you go deaf)
  436. [20:32] <Dire_Wolf|18> Vripe, you're the only one who notices the elf sneaking up behind Sazir.
  437. [20:33] <Dire_Wolf|18> initiative
  438. [20:33] <Dire_Wolf|18> roll 1d20+8
  439. [20:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> Dire_Wolf|18 rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{23}
  440. [20:33] <Dire_Wolf|18> err... +9
  441. [20:33] <Vripe|19> roll 1d20+4
  442. [20:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|19 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{13}
  443. [20:33] == Dire_Wolf|18 has changed nick to Elf_Assassin|24
  444. [20:33] <Vripe|19> doof
  445. [20:33] <Elf_Assassin|24> WELP!
  446. [20:33] == Vripe|19 has changed nick to Vripe|13
  447. [20:33] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d20+9
  448. [20:33] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d20+9 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{12}
  449. [20:34] <Elf_Assassin|24> What's your AC Sazir? No dex.
  450. [20:34] <Sazir|15|5> 10
  451. [20:34] <Sazir|15|5> No armor
  452. [20:34] <Elf_Assassin|24> This is gonna suck.
  453. [20:35] <Sazir|15|5> Probably
  454. [20:35] <Elf_Assassin|24> Roll 4d6+6
  455. [20:35] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 4d6+6 --> [ 4d6=15 ]{21}
  456. [20:35] <Elf_Assassin|24> 21 damage
  457. [20:35] <Ezekiel|14> (eeeeeeeeeeeeesh)
  458. [20:35] <Sazir|15|5> (12 health left)
  459. [20:35] <Elf_Assassin|24> You feel a blade run through your liver as you attempt to animat the wolf.
  460. [20:35] <Elf_Assassin|24> "Whoops!~ He lived!"
  461. [20:36] <Elf_Assassin|24> The elf attempts to flee back into the forest.
  462. [20:36] <Elf_Assassin|24> Only Vripe can react.
  463. [20:36] <Vripe|13> "HEY GUYS THERE'S AN ASSASSIN"
  464. [20:36] <Vripe|13> oh, as in attack?
  465. [20:37] <Vripe|13> would grappling be worth it?
  466. [20:37] <Elf_Assassin|24> Only if you catch him.
  467. [20:37] <Vripe|13> hmmmmmmmm
  468. [20:37] <Ezekiel|14> (keep in mind ALL of your tools ants)
  469. [20:37] <Vripe|13> oooh, throwing knives
  470. [20:38] <Vripe|13> which would be more likely to floor this guy
  471. [20:38] <Vripe|13> how is grappling handled?
  472. [20:38] <Elf_Assassin|24> Melee touch attack, then opposed strength checks.
  473. [20:38] <Ezekiel|14> (grappling is 1d20+your str vs 1d20+his str)
  474. [20:38] <Vripe|13> hmmmm
  475. [20:39] <Vripe|13> I think I'll try tackle him
  476. [20:39] <Elf_Assassin|24> First roll your touch attack.
  477. [20:39] <Vripe|13> just 1d20+14?
  478. [20:39] <Elf_Assassin|24> 1d20+3
  479. [20:39] <Elf_Assassin|24> >melee
  480. [20:39] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+3
  481. [20:39] <Ezekiel|14> See where it says Melee?
  482. [20:39] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{8}
  483. [20:39] <Vripe|13> doop
  484. [20:39] <Elf_Assassin|24> He jumps over you like a drunken bull.
  485. [20:40] <Ezekiel|14> (pfffft)
  486. [20:40] <Sazir|15|5> (So I take it I can't use command?)
  487. [20:40] <Elf_Assassin|24> "Ahahahahaha~ Better luck next time amigo." The elf shouts in a spanish accent.
  488. [20:40] <Elf_Assassin|24> Nobody else saw him coming.
  489. [20:40] <Elf_Assassin|24> He's now hiding in the surrounding area.
  490. [20:40] <Elf_Assassin|24> You need line of effect to use command.
  491. [20:41] <Vripe|13> "I AIN'T YOUR AMIGO, COMPADRE"
  492. [20:41] <Ezekiel|14> "What....the fuck....."
  493. [20:41] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d20+14
  494. [20:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{22}
  495. [20:41] * Sazir|15|5 holds his wound, a smile forms on his face as he sees his own blood but quickly frowns. "No no, it is not time yet." He gets up and looks around. "I do believe we have someone trying to block the Lord's work."
  496. [20:41] <Elf_Assassin|24> DC 22 spot check to see him, he'll get further each round.
  497. [20:41] <Ezekiel|14> roll 1d20+2
  498. [20:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{17}
  499. [20:41] <Sazir|15|5> roll 1d20+4 20 go!
  500. [20:41] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir|15|5 rolled : 1d20+4 0 go! --> [ 1d20=4 ]{8}
  501. [20:42] <Ezekiel|14> lolwat
  502. [20:42] <Sazir|15|5> (Apperantely it can't read 20)
  503. [20:42] <Belor|6> Roll 1d20+3
  504. [20:42] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{17}
  505. [20:42] <Ezekiel|14> All down to aeria and vripe
  506. [20:43] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+4
  507. [20:43] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{14}
  508. [20:43] <Vripe|13> ouch
  509. [20:43] <Ezekiel|14> Imouto prolly got called away agai
  510. [20:43] <Ezekiel|14> *again
  511. [20:43] <Aeria|17> wat sorry fuck
  512. [20:44] <Aeria|17> roll 1d20+4
  513. [20:44] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria|17 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  514. [20:44] <Ezekiel|14> let's just chill for a sec til she comes-oh there she it
  515. [20:44] <Ezekiel|14> *is
  516. [20:44] <Belor|6> (I'm looking at the Vripe's sheet....and dont you have +10 to spot ?)
  517. [20:44] <Elf_Assassin|24> Okay.... so you guys going to keep looking for him?
  518. [20:44] <Ezekiel|14> ....
  519. [20:44] <Aeria|17> I'm gonna fly up
  520. [20:44] <Aeria|17> nigga can't touch me.
  521. [20:44] <Ezekiel|14> Yeah
  522. [20:44] <Ezekiel|14> Ants
  523. [20:44] <Ezekiel|14> you have +10 to spot
  524. [20:44] <Sazir|15|5> Well first I'ma try to heal myself but I doubt I can since I have no health kit.
  525. [20:44] <Sazir|15|5> ...
  526. [20:44] <Vripe|13> whoa, really?
  527. [20:44] <Sazir|15|5> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS
  528. [20:44] <Vripe|13> holy crap
  529. [20:45] <Elf_Assassin|24> +2 to spot checks since you have a good vantage point imouto.
  530. [20:45] <Ezekiel|14> where are you reading it sir?
  531. [20:45] <Vripe|13> ohhhhhh, I see
  532. [20:45] <Ezekiel|14> Yeahhhh
  533. [20:45] <Ezekiel|14> there you go
  534. [20:45] <Vripe|13> I was looking at ability modifier
  535. [20:45] <Ezekiel|14> skill mod is the one you use
  536. [20:45] <Ezekiel|14> Now you know
  537. [20:45] * Ezekiel|14 pats Vripe|13 on the head
  538. [20:45] <Ezekiel|14> Ok, so what's the dc now?
  539. [20:46] <Belor|6> 22
  540. [20:46] <Ezekiel|14> No, it was that last time, it increases every round
  541. [20:46] <Ezekiel|14> right?
  542. [20:46] <Belor|6> Ah ok
  543. [20:46] <Elf_Assassin|24> Not neccessarily.
  544. [20:46] <Ezekiel|14> ahh
  545. [20:46] <Ezekiel|14> my bad
  546. [20:46] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d20+14
  547. [20:46] <Ezekiel|14> rollan again then
  548. [20:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{23}
  549. [20:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : again then --> error: malformed expression
  550. [20:46] <Elf_Assassin|24> It's 23 this round.
  551. [20:46] <Ezekiel|14> kk
  552. [20:46] <Ezekiel|14> roll 1d20+2
  553. [20:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{8}
  554. [20:46] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+10
  555. [20:46] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{17}
  556. [20:46] <Elf_Assassin|24> Next round nobody on the ground will be able to see him.
  557. [20:47] <Elf_Assassin|24> He'll be too far.
  558. [20:47] <Ezekiel|14> da mouto got dat vantage point bonus
  559. [20:47] <Belor|6> Roll 1d20+3
  560. [20:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
  561. [20:47] <Ezekiel|14> do it big mouto
  562. [20:47] <Sazir|15|5> roll 1d20+4 19 GO!
  563. [20:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir|15|5 rolled : 1d20+4 9 GO! --> [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
  564. [20:47] <Sazir|15|5> Bwahahaha
  565. [20:47] <Aeria|17> roll 1d20+6
  566. [20:47] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria|17 rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}
  567. [20:47] <Sazir|15|5> >All these low rolls
  568. [20:47] <Ezekiel|14> Daaaaaaaaaaaayum
  569. [20:47] <Elf_Assassin|24> Okay.
  570. [20:47] <Ezekiel|14> Dice gods are tsun tsun for us tonight
  571. [20:48] <Elf_Assassin|24> Only imouto has a chance to see him now.
  572. [20:48] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d20+14
  573. [20:48] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d20+14 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{29}
  574. [20:48] <Ezekiel|14> ....
  575. [20:48] <Sazir|15|5> ...
  576. [20:48] <Aeria|17> I light the forest on fire.
  577. [20:48] <Sazir|15|5> Yeah the only way she can see him now is if she rolled a 20
  578. [20:48] <Sazir|15|5> Or that
  579. [20:48] <Ezekiel|14> HAHA
  580. [20:48] <Ezekiel|14> HAHAHAHAHA
  581. [20:48] <Elf_Assassin|24> With what?
  582. [20:48] <Elf_Assassin|24> Do any of you have torches?
  583. [20:48] <Sazir|15|5> You did not give me any, so no.
  584. [20:49] <Belor|6> Nope
  585. [20:49] <Elf_Assassin|24> I know I didn't.
  586. [20:49] <Ezekiel|14> Noooooooope
  587. [20:49] <Elf_Assassin|24> You're welcome to try and start a fire manually.
  588. [20:50] <Sazir|15|5> I have no fire spells, just ELECTRIC
  589. [20:50] * Vripe|13 rubs two sticks together really, really fast
  590. [20:50] <Aeria|17> ...Can't beat em, join em.
  591. [20:50] <Elf_Assassin|24> Roll a survival check.
  592. [20:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : a survival check. --> error: malformed expression
  593. [20:50] <Sazir|15|5> ...Actually wait Emmy
  594. [20:50] <Sazir|15|5> Can't I use the zombie wolf I just made
  595. [20:50] <Sazir|15|5> To track him down?
  596. [20:50] <Elf_Assassin|24> No.
  597. [20:50] <Elf_Assassin|24> You didn't make it.
  598. [20:50] <Sazir|15|5> Ah
  599. [20:50] <Elf_Assassin|24> The spell was interrupted.
  600. [20:50] <Ezekiel|14> Got stabbed in the process
  601. [20:50] <Belor|6> Ah
  602. [20:50] <Sazir|15|5> Eh-OH FFF-
  603. [20:50] <Aeria|17> roll 1d20+2 SURVIVE THIS BECAUSE I'M SHITTY
  604. [20:50] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria|17 rolled : 1d20+2 SURVIVE THIS BECAUSE I'M SHITTY --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
  605. [20:51] <Aeria|17> >nat 1
  606. [20:51] <Ezekiel|14> ...
  607. [20:51] <Aeria|17> I quit
  608. [20:51] <Aeria|17> No more rolling from me
  609. [20:51] <Ezekiel|14> roll 1d20+5
  610. [20:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel|14 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{10}
  611. [20:51] <Aeria|17> I'm just gonna look pretty.
  612. [20:51] <Elf_Assassin|24> You light yourself on fire.
  613. [20:51] <Sazir|15|5> So bad dice day? Bad dice day.
  614. [20:51] <Belor|6> Hahaha oh wow
  615. [20:51] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d6
  616. [20:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  617. [20:51] <Elf_Assassin|24> You take 3 damage.
  618. [20:51] <Sazir|15|5> ...QUICK ALLY, USE YOURSELF TO PUT THE FOREST AFLAME
  619. [20:51] <Aeria|17> WAIT
  620. [20:51] <Ezekiel|14> Hahahaha
  621. [20:51] <Aeria|17> I'M ON FIRE
  622. [20:51] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+4
  623. [20:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{5}
  624. [20:51] * Aeria|17 charges into the forest
  625. [20:51] <Ezekiel|14> PFFFFFFT
  626. [20:51] <Ezekiel|14> AHAHAHAH
  627. [20:51] <Aeria|17> AAAAATTTAAAAAAACK
  628. [20:51] <Elf_Assassin|24> Vripe is also on fire.
  629. [20:51] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d6
  630. [20:51] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=4 ]{4}
  631. [20:51] <Ezekiel|14> my fucking sides
  632. [20:51] <Ezekiel|14> I can't breathe
  633. [20:51] <Elf_Assassin|24> You take 4 fire damage.
  634. [20:51] == Sazir|15|5 has changed nick to Sazir
  635. [20:52] <Ezekiel|14> I can't breathe
  636. [20:52] <Elf_Assassin|24> Also the forest is now alight.
  637. [20:52] <Vripe|13> "AUUUHGHHHHHH DROP, ROLL, STOP AUGHHH"
  638. [20:52] == Ezekiel|14 has changed nick to Ezekiel
  639. [20:52] * Aeria|17 flies up, while burning
  640. [20:52] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d6
  641. [20:52] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  642. [20:52] <Elf_Assassin|24> You take 6 more damage.
  643. [20:52] <Aeria|17> "I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAMES ALIGHT, THE RAVEN IN THE DARK THAT BURNS SO BRIGHT"
  644. [20:52] <Elf_Assassin|24> Both of you.
  645. [20:52] <Elf_Assassin|24> Vripe is out now though.
  646. [20:52] * Vripe|13 rolls around anyway
  647. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> You're also about to die.
  648. [20:53] * Aeria|17 falls to the ground and rolls like a turtle in mud
  649. [20:53] * Sazir looks over at Belor, still holding his wound. "...Do you think that sometimes, just sometimes...our Lord might hate us?"
  650. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d6
  651. [20:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  652. [20:53] <Ezekiel> yeah, ants has like, 10 hp left lol
  653. [20:53] <Aeria|17> I'm dead
  654. [20:53] <Aeria|17> it was worht it.
  655. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> You take 6 more fire damage.
  656. [20:53] <Ezekiel> what, really
  657. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> That's 15
  658. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> You're at -2
  659. [20:53] <Aeria|17> dead
  660. [20:53] <Ezekiel> Oh lordy
  661. [20:53] <Sazir> You're dead at -10
  662. [20:53] <Ezekiel> Did we see her go down?
  663. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> No.
  664. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> DEAD is -10
  665. [20:53] <Aeria|17> >on fire
  666. [20:53] <Aeria|17> >didn't see her go now
  667. [20:53] <Aeria|17> nigger is you serious
  668. [20:53] <Ezekiel> As in
  669. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll spot checks.
  670. [20:53] <Ezekiel> the place you landed
  671. [20:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : spot checks. --> error: malformed expression
  672. [20:53] <Elf_Assassin|24> :3
  673. [20:53] <Sazir> roll 1d20+4 Spot
  674. [20:53] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+4 Spot --> [ 1d20=11 ]{15}
  675. [20:53] <Aeria|17> >on FIRE
  676. [20:53] <Aeria|17> What are you
  677. [20:53] <Aeria|17> gay
  678. [20:54] <Elf_Assassin|24> Yes.
  679. [20:54] <Ezekiel> roll 1d20+2
  680. [20:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> Ezekiel rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
  681. [20:54] <Ezekiel> ...
  682. [20:54] <Elf_Assassin|24> Sazir saw her.
  683. [20:54] <Aeria|17> >on fire
  684. [20:54] <Aeria|17> >at night
  685. [20:54] <Ezekiel> FUCK THE DICE GODS
  686. [20:54] <Aeria|17> >LIGHTING UP THE FUCKING NIGHT
  687. [20:54] <Aeria|17> >not a beacon
  688. [20:54] <Belor|6> Roll 1d20+3
  689. [20:54] * Aeria|17 throws players handbooks at you
  690. [20:54] * Ezekiel holds up both middle fingers
  691. [20:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> Belor|6 rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=8 ]{11}
  692. [20:54] <Elf_Assassin|24> Zeke was distracted by Vripe
  693. [20:54] <Vripe|13> roll 1d20+10
  694. [20:54] <!Emilybroshoujo> Vripe|13 rolled : 1d20+10 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{29}
  695. [20:54] * Sazir walks over to the burning angel. "Oh, this will not do at all. Our messenger can't die now.
  696. [20:54] <Sazir> (Can I roll to heal?)
  697. [20:54] <Vripe|13> do I see through her clothing
  698. [20:54] <Elf_Assassin|24> Yes.
  699. [20:54] <Elf_Assassin|24> DC 15
  700. [20:54] <Vripe|13> AWESOME
  701. [20:54] <Ezekiel> not you
  702. [20:55] <Vripe|13> ;_;
  703. [20:55] <Sazir> roll 1d20+8
  704. [20:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{14}
  705. [20:55] <Ezekiel> tard
  706. [20:55] <Sazir> >1 away
  707. [20:55] <Sazir> FFFF
  708. [20:55] <Ezekiel> Oh god dammit
  709. [20:55] <Sazir> DIIIIIIIIIIICE
  710. [20:55] <Elf_Assassin|24> -3
  711. [20:55] <Elf_Assassin|24> Try again?
  712. [20:55] <Ezekiel> DO IT AGAIN
  713. [20:55] <Ezekiel> QUICK
  714. [20:55] <Sazir> Will do
  715. [20:55] <Sazir> roll 1d20+5 ONE MORE TIME
  716. [20:55] <!Emilybroshoujo> Sazir rolled : 1d20+5 ONE MORE TIME --> [ 1d20=14 ]{19}
  717. [20:55] <Sazir> ...
  718. [20:55] <Elf_Assassin|24> Okay.
  719. [20:55] <Elf_Assassin|24> She's stable.
  720. [20:55] <Elf_Assassin|24> Back to 0
  721. [20:55] <Aeria|17> I'm not stable don't talk to me I'm dead
  722. [20:55] * Aeria|17 marshmellow moe
  723. [20:55] * Ezekiel makes Aeria|17 into a smore
  724. [20:56] <Elf_Assassin|24> marshmallow*
  725. [20:56] <Aeria|17> marsh suck my burning dick
  726. [20:56] <Elf_Assassin|24> :3
  727. [20:56] <Ezekiel> hahahahahaha
  728. [20:56] <Aeria|17> Fuck your fire damage
  729. [20:56] <Elf_Assassin|24> I love roasted weiners.
  730. [20:56] <Ezekiel> I'm seriously dying right now
  731. [20:56] <Aeria|17> I ROLL UNHOLY DAMAGE
  732. [20:56] <Ezekiel> I can't breathe
  733. [20:56] <Aeria|17> ANGELS DON'T ROLL FIRE DAMAGE BADGERCUNT
  734. [20:56] <Aeria|17> roll 1d6 you fucked up damage
  735. [20:56] <!Emilybroshoujo> Aeria|17 rolled : 1d6 you fucked up damage --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  736. [20:56] <Aeria|17> >another 1
  737. [20:56] * Aeria|17 throws her arms up
  738. [20:56] <Ezekiel> HA
  739. [20:56] <Ezekiel> HAHAHA
  740. [20:56] <Ezekiel> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  741. [20:56] * Sazir looks over at Mari. "My dear, if you'd be so kind as to carry our Lord's gift. Gentlemen, I do believe we should find an...establishment where we can heal our wounds. Agreed?"
  742. [20:56] <Ezekiel> "oof....yeah...agreed..."
  743. [20:57] * Ezekiel gingerly tests his leg to see if he can walk on it
  744. [20:57] * Vripe|13 raises a sizzling thumbs-up
  745. [20:57] <Elf_Assassin|24> You have a divine vision of Erythnul slow roasting you over an open flame between two gram crackers.
  746. [20:57] * Aeria|17 raises her thumb up. "I'm smoking...~hot~"
  747. [20:57] * Aeria|17 passes out
  748. [20:57] <Ezekiel> i cant
  749. [20:57] <Ezekiel> i cant breathe
  750. [20:57] <Belor|6> "Yes friend we must see to both of your wounds"
  751. [20:57] <Vripe|13> wait, so did I see through her clothes
  752. [20:57] <Ezekiel> NO
  753. [20:57] * Ezekiel slaps Vripe|13
  754. [20:57] <Sazir> "Now the question is...where?"
  755. [20:58] <Elf_Assassin|24> roll 1d20+2
  756. [20:58] <!Emilybroshoujo> Elf_Assassin|24 rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
  757. [20:58] <Elf_Assassin|24> Welp.
  758. [20:58] * Vripe|13 flops over
  759. [20:58] <Elf_Assassin|24> The elf died in the fire.
  760. [20:58] <Vripe|13> AHAHAHAHHAA
  761. [20:58] <Ezekiel> HA
  762. [20:58] <Ezekiel> AGHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
  763. [20:58] <Belor|6> HAHAHAHAHA
  764. [20:58] <Ezekiel> WORTH IT
  765. [20:58] <Ezekiel> FUCKING
  766. [20:58] * Aeria|17 yells in her unconciousness "WORTH IIIIIIT"
  767. [20:58] <Ezekiel> WORTH IT
  768. [20:58] <Vripe|13> WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING I DON'T EVEN
  769. [20:58] <Ezekiel> GREAT THINGS ANTS
  770. [20:58] <Ezekiel> GREAT FUCKING THINGS
  771. [20:59] <Elf_Assassin|24> As Aeria lays unconcious she has a vision of him being slowly eaten by a thousand flaming pidgeons.
  772. [20:59] <Sazir> Emmmy, do we know where the nearest inn/town is?
  773. [20:59] <Elf_Assassin|24> It's a sign from Erythnul he's been killed.
  774. [20:59] <Ezekiel> >that feel when every time we ever win a battle, it will be via coincedences and mistakes
  775. [20:59] <Vripe|13> If only I knew what skill mods were in the first place.....
  776. [20:59] <Ezekiel> My sides
  777. [20:59] <Elf_Assassin|24> Continue North to arrive at the Slag as it's called.
  778. [20:59] * Belor|6 helps to support Sazir "I think we should just set up camp for until we get everyone back on their feet"
  779. [20:59] <Elf_Assassin|24> A lawless region ruled by a fat corrupt lord.
  780. [21:00] <Elf_Assassin|24> >camp in flaming forest.
  781. [21:00] <Elf_Assassin|24> No more creatures will approach.
  782. [21:00] <Elf_Assassin|24> You'll arrive by morning.
  783. [21:00] <Sazir> "Unfortunately I don't think that will help with the messenger, and I do believe this forest is a bit too....aflame to my liking my good friend."
  784. [21:00] <Ezekiel> "I think we should just carry on gents..."
  785. [21:00] <Vripe|13> "Speaking of carrying,"
  786. [21:01] * Ezekiel steps to the left before vripe can jump on him
  787. [21:01] * Vripe|13 makes burnt puppy-dog eyes
  788. [21:01] <Belor|6> "You think?" he looks around " I though the warmth was kind of nice"
  789. [21:01] <Ezekiel> "........"
  790. [21:01] * Ezekiel grabs Vripe|13 by the leg and drags him
  791. [21:01] <Vripe|13> "WFARHFHRFGLFJFHKSLZzzzzzzzz....."
  792. [21:01] <Ezekiel> "............."
  793. [21:01] * Vripe|13 dozes off
  794. [21:02] <Sazir> "Perhaps one day, our Lord will award you with a house as warm as the forest, until then we must follow the messenger's words."
  795. [21:02] * Ezekiel picks Vripe up and carries him over his shoulders
  796. [21:02] <Ezekiel> "Damn lazy rogue.....'
  797. [21:02] * Vripe|13 stealthily fistpumps
  798. [21:03] <Ezekiel> "I FELT THAT FUCKER"
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