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  1. (Three Anons are needed plus a narrating Anon, unless you're one anon who can do several distinct voices in which case go for it)
  2.  
  3. *Spoken*
  4. And now it's time for stupid songs with Anons
  5. The part of the album
  6. Where Anons come out and sing a stupid song
  7.  
  8. Joining (insert singer 1) are (insert singer 2) and (insert singer 3)
  9. Who together, make up the infamous gang of scallywags
  10. 'The Pirates Who Download Everything"
  11.  
  12. (all)
  13. We are the pirates who download everything
  14. We just stay at home, surf pirate bay
  15. And if you ask us to buy anything
  16. We'll just tell you we don't buy anything
  17.  
  18. (Singer 1)
  19. Well, I've never purchased Cuphead
  20. And I've never purchased Portal
  21. And I've never payed for passes in Destiny or Evolve
  22. And I've never purchased Dark Souls
  23. And I've never purchased Minecraft
  24. And I've never payed for anything at all.
  25.  
  26. (all)
  27. We are the pirates who download everything
  28. We just stay at home, surf pirate bay
  29. And if you ask us to buy anything
  30. We'll just tell you we don't buy anything
  31.  
  32. (singer 2)
  33. And I've never bought DLC
  34. And I've never felt DRM
  35. And I've never used a wallet
  36. 'Cause I never pay at all
  37. And I've never used Steam credits
  38. And I've never owned a game box
  39. And I've never payed for anything at all.
  40.  
  41. (all)
  42. Cause' were the pirates who download everything
  43. We just stay at home, surf pirate bay
  44. And if you ask us to buy anything
  45. We'll just tell you we don't buy anything
  46.  
  47. (singer 3)
  48. Well, I've never posted Pepe
  49. And I'm never scared in Dead Space
  50. And I've never insulted phoneposters
  51. on threads that are small
  52. And I've never kissed a game dev
  53. And I've never gotten Skyrim
  54. And I've never payed for anything at all.
  55.  
  56. (Singer 1. *spoken*)
  57. Huh? What are you talking about?
  58. What does Pepe and phoneposters
  59. Have to do with being a pirate?
  60.  
  61. (Singer 2. *spoken*)
  62. Hey, that's right
  63. We're supposed to sing about pirating things
  64.  
  65. (Singer 1. *spoken*)
  66. And who's ever kissed a game dev?
  67. That's just nonsense, why even bring it up?
  68. Am I right? What do you think?
  69.  
  70. (Singer 2. *spoken*)
  71. I think you maybe bought something
  72.  
  73. (Singer 1. *spoken*)
  74. Huh? No I didnt
  75.  
  76. (Singer 2. *spoken*)
  77. I saw
  78.  
  79. (Singer 1. *spoken*)
  80. Did not
  81.  
  82. (Singer 2. *spoken*)
  83. Your library says so
  84.  
  85. (Singer 1. *spoken*)
  86. You know, I think you're downloading malware
  87.  
  88. (Singer 2. *spoken*)
  89. Says who?
  90.  
  91. (Singer 1. *spoken*)
  92. Says the firewall, that's who
  93.  
  94. (Singer 2. *spoken*)
  95. Oh yeah?
  96. Disabled it!
  97.  
  98. (Singer 1. *spoken*)
  99. Oh yeah?
  100.  
  101. (Singer 2. *spoken*)
  102. yeah!
  103.  
  104. (singer 3)
  105. And I've never beaten Zelda
  106. And I've never used free to play
  107. And I've never modded Daisy
  108. Into Smash Bros Four or Brawl
  109. And I've never bathed Amiibos
  110. And I don't look good in general
  111.  
  112. (Singer 1. *spoken*)
  113. You just don't get it
  114.  
  115. (all)
  116. And we've never been to payed for anything at all
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