Markiplier, Tyler and Wade made a story...

Written version of this youtube video made-up-story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg4gBsHZnlU
"Five Nights at Victoria's Secret & the Dilnado"

Haunted Victoria's Secret - bus trip to Kansas, Missouri:
Go to Hunting Store to get equipped. Went in naked, was a mistake.
We see ghost hunting equipment on one side and regular hunting equipment on the other side. Wade went to the normal hunting side while Tyler and Markiplier went to the ghost hunting side.
A bunch of idiots after the supermodel ghosts. Going confidently and nakedly over to the Victoria's Secret store with their ghost hunting equipment. No bullets.
Go into the store and we see Freddy Wong! He was trying to buy a new outfit for a video he was working on. He needed some super models, so he's getting ghosts, he also happens to be naked. They found two thongs and shared them; two for each thong.
Something horrible happened, flying ghost appears, Freddy Wong says, "Why am I in your story?" and then he goes "We gotta get this ghost, did you bring your ghost hunting equipment?"
Then Tyler goes "sure we did." and pulls out of his thong the ultimate ghost ray to shoot at the flying ghost model. He wanted to shoot some ectoplasmic goop at the ghost and when he hit it... they found out it was not actually a ghost, it was a real Victoria's Secret model!
In a strange twist of fate, THEY were actually the ghosts!
The End.

The day that the dildos attacked:
Normal night at Wade's, deciding whether to go to Chuckee-Cheese or not because it was his birthday. Just turning twelve.
Suddenly out of the sky, dildos started to rain from the sky like huge drops, they just bounced and bounced.
Old ladies were being pummeled, it was terrible!
Someone noticed they were actually eggs!
They hatched into MMMMMMs.
All the old ladies were being hit and the grandpas came out to shield the old ladies from the MMMMMs with umbrellas.
Suddenly the umbrellas also turned into dildos!
The trio spent 5 nights at Wade's waiting for the dildo storm to pass.
But it wasn't over! A dilnado appeared and started spinning the dildos, whirling and whipping dildos and grandmas together, a big spinning tornado of dildo grandma MMMMMs!
And they transformed into animatronic dildo grandmas!
Right before the dilcano errupted, the trio decided to hide in Wade's sex dungeon and equip themselves with even bigger dildos to fight back the terrible storm!
They could hear the sounds of the dildo grandmas yelling and knew they were getting closer.
Armed with dildo shields, swords and cannons, they faced their enemy. Realizing that the swords were a terrible idea because they were so floppy, they dropped them. It was okay because the storm finally ended, leaving behind a huge mess of dildos all over the ground.
Everything was okay again, but they suddenly realized... they were dildos!
They celebrate Dildonuka with a dildo on the fireplace and a tree entirely decorated with dildo things, to praise the fact that they survived the dilpocalypse.
The End.