Farting Waifu Shitting Her Pants

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"Ooh you smell that rotten air? Wew, I'm gonna need fresh underwear after that fart... peeyew, that is ripe! Even if I could fan it, I feel the way my fart factory is churning out these eggy poots could make me need new pants! I'm surprised I can hold it all in, but that's what happens when you overeat and need to take a big poop. Speaking of which you happen to know where to get toilet paper, because the brown stain on these stinky pants is gonna get bigger. It's really smelly because of me!"