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RE4 runner rankings

Oct 7th, 2018
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  1. This is the definitive (subject to change) rankings of selected RE4 runners (who have all done at least one run of NG Pro). You may ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ not buy a higher rank or a place on the list.
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  7. |#1 |
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  9. Yuushi
  10. -Absolute Kamisama of NG Pro. Watakushi very much sonkei suru. He only needed around two weeks to beat Phaero's WR done with the new (now old) cheat timer. He doesn't need to grind mindlessly for years to get a record or be consistently better than everyone. Uses the most balls-to-the-wall strats for maximum timesave and also looks cool in the process (notably Yuushichains).
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  13. |#2 |
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  15. esfrenchie09
  16. -Current WR holder (is expected to be beaten by Yuushi in about a month). Ninja Gaiden record holder. Deceiving name as he is not a baguette. Could be running good games without RNG like Ninja Gaiden Black.
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  19. |#3 |
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  21. Morse66
  22. -Founder of Minecart skip (aka Mountain Dew aka Metroid Prime). I'm told he purposefully likes running this game on lower FPS because otherwise he would be too hard for others to beat. Is of the opinion that one cannot call themselves an RE4 runner without playing the Gamecube version. Bounced back from hiatus to create a new Waterhall strat for everyone's headache.
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  25. |#4Head |
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  27. Phaero0
  28. -An Austrian god grinder with a love for cats ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ᴛɪᴅᴅɪᴇs. Ran NG Pro for roughly 13 years before
  29. achieving record that he kept for about 2 weeks. Has about as many hours in the game as attempts. Beat both ultra difficult mods Life in Hell and Rising of Evil whilst killing every enemy (for which he was nominated Lifetime Achievement Award). Nice guy overall. I was not paid for this comment. I was also not forced to move him up after he achieved the record again. No matter how many gift subs I get, I will not move him up in exchange for them.
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  32. |#5 |
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  34. MIKE__WAVE
  35. -Ótimo corredor de um grande país. Ele é tão habilidoso quanto bonito.
  36. A̶ ̶B̶r̶a̶z̶i̶l̶i̶a̶n̶-̶A̶m̶e̶r̶i̶c̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶-̶b̶e̶ ̶E̶n̶g̶l̶i̶s̶h̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶c̶h̶e̶r̶.̶ ̶A̶c̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶a̶m̶e̶s̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶n̶-̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶M̶i̶k̶e̶.̶ ̶N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶u̶n̶l̶u̶c̶k̶y̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶u̶p̶s̶e̶t̶. P̶ʟ̶ᴀ̶ʏ̶s̶ ̶ᴏ̶ɴ̶ ̶K̶B̶M̶. ɪ̶s̶ ̶ʜ̶ᴀ̶ᴜ̶ɴ̶ᴛ̶ᴇ̶ᴅ̶ ̶ʙ̶ʏ̶ ̶ғ̶ɪ̶ʀ̶s̶ᴛ̶ ̶1̶-̶1̶ ̶ᴍ̶ᴇ̶ɴ̶ᴜ̶ɪ̶ɴ̶ɢ̶. ʙ̶ᴇ̶ʟ̶ɪ̶ᴇ̶ᴠ̶ᴇ̶s̶ ̶ʀ̶ᴜ̶ɴ̶s̶ ̶ɢ̶ᴏ̶ ̶ғ̶ᴜ̶ʀ̶ᴛ̶ʜ̶ᴇ̶ʀ̶ ̶ᴛ̶ʜ̶ᴇ̶ ̶ᴍ̶ᴏ̶ʀ̶ᴇ̶ ̶ʜ̶ᴜ̶ɴ̶ɢ̶ʀ̶ʏ̶ ̶ʜ̶ᴇ̶ ̶ɪ̶s̶. Currently getting back to runs bu d ops fram s unf rtu at ly.
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  39. |#6 |
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  41. Dracula
  42. -The son of an oil king from the UAE. Spends his time off the game sand surfing and counting his money. His PC is powered by two GTX 1080s and an oil refinery. Despite this he has yet to achieve WR.
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  45. |#7 |
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  47. Top_Tear_Waifu
  48. -Relative of Tony Hawk and a huge weeb. Runs the same game twice over (DMC1/RE4). Could be doing something worthwhile (like Nekopara ASMR streams), instead is stuck in RE2 for the #twitchrivals money. Has shown signs of escape from RE with good games like DMC3 and Scooby Doo: Night of Hundred Frights.
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  51. |#8 |
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  53. TrichaelMan
  54. -Some Smash player. Enthusiastic LRT advocate. Likely a part of the RE4 Shadow government (Retired)
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  57. |#9 |
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  59. zombyslayer4
  60. -Cool guy and runner. Owner of the arguably coolest beard/moustache combo in the community.
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  63. |#10|
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  65. KuBaTheBear
  66. -Obnoxious nickname spelling. Probably due to being Polish.
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  69. |#11|
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  71. Yamatti
  72. Good runner. Even better at English. Pushed out of the top 10 due to inactivity.
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  75. |#12|
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  77. JTB__
  78. -Lax person, was on GDQ to spread the gospel of the greatest speedgame ResidentSleeper4. No Merchant memer. Has a 4-part Novistador emote (!freesub)
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  81. |#13|
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  83. SeemNome
  84. -BR Weeb. 3/5 categories submitted to are NG, so he's ok in my book.
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  87. |#14|
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  89. Kingmuda
  90. That dude who always says hi to me. Has a better time than me (no points reduced).
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  93. |#15|
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  95. Mysterion_06_
  96. -Alright.
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  99. |#16|
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  101. Airsnick
  102. -The moment I saw him I knew he was trouble. Definitely didn't have anything to do with his affinity to anthropomorphic creatures. At least he doesn't do No Merchant :). Retired.
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  105. |#17|
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  107. Sleepwalker_92
  108. -Good mod, phaSherry c===3
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  111. |#18|
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  113. Auddy
  114. -Big RE4 cultist, has made an autosplitter for the game and others.
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  118. Special mentions
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  120. (LetsGet)Pitted
  121. -Used to be the very best but his hands broke (hair was never working in the first place). Made an IGT reading autosplitter and is currently making the most fair (or unfair, depending on your perspective) timer for the PC version. Inventor of turbo category. Loves RPGs and getting salty in Overwatch. Made a two-week comeback upon the release of RE2 remake. Almost unrecognizable after having grown facial hair (previously thought impossible)
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  123. Distortion2
  124. -Beat my time just to spite me (not really, pls strim DMC3). May or may not come back to beat everyone as he has the documented ability to snag any record for himself.
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  126. A lot of runners love to use under_scores_ in their names. Ranking not affected by this fact I promise ⁽ᵖʳᵒᵇᵃᵇˡʸ⁾.
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