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  1. HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!!111!!
  2. SUGARMONKEY THE MONKEY MASTER HAS JOINED THE GAME!
  3. '(─‿‿─) HERE.....HAVE A....CHOCO BANANA.......≖‿≖'
  4. DIGII THE DUMMY HAS JOINED THE GAME!
  5. 'IS PEPSI OK?'
  6. DOIL THE HIGH ROLLER HAS JOINED THE GAME!
  7. [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: OK SO
  8. [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: HOW DOES WTFLUX WORK
  9. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: KEK
  10. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER SAYS: IDK IF I CAN STAY THE WHOLE GAME
  11. #IDIOT HAS JOINED THE GAME!
  12. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OK
  13. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER SAYS: IT FLUXES UP TO 25 OF YOUR ITEMS EVERY 5 ROUNDS
  14. [#IDIOT] SAYS: OH GOD CAPS LOCK
  15. [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: JESUS LORD
  16. [#IDIOT] SAYS: I BLAME LAWYER PRIEST CUBUS FOR CAPS LOCK
  17. [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: GONNA BRB REAL QUICK
  18. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: LOUD NOISES
  19. TO DOIL: WHAT DO
  20. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER SAYS: MUCH EASIER TO KEEP TRACK OF LOGS
  21. TO DOIL: YOU I MEAN, NOT ME
  22. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER WHISPERS: I DONT THINK I CAN EVEN STAY THE WHOLE GAME
  23. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER WHISPERS: SO IDK WHY IM HERE
  24. EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER HAS JOINED THE GAME!
  25. TO DOIL: ILLUSIONIST OVER MERCH/PALA IDK
  26. TO DOIL: OH
  27. TO DOIL: WHY BUSY OR SALT ?
  28. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: INDEED
  29. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER WHISPERS: BUSY
  30. [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: OK BACK
  31. KUROI HAS JOINED THE GAME!
  32. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER WHISPERS: ILLU WARLOCK AND...
  33. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: 2 MINS
  34. KUROI HAS LEFT THE GAME!
  35. TO DOIL: GOD KNOWS ENCHANTER GETS FLUXED ANYWAY
  36. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: RIP
  37. TO DOIL: SORC
  38. [#IDIOT] SAYS: /DO UNFLXIABEL MANA
  39. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER SAYS: /W #IDI MAYBE
  40. TO DOIL: UNFLUXABLE MANA
  41. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER SAYS: /W #IDI TEST
  42. [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: WHEN U FAIL
  43. [#IDIOT] SAYS: WELL DONE
  44. YANGY HAS JOINED THE GAME!
  45. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER SAYS: THE FUCK?
  46. AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS HAS JOINED THE GAME!
  47. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER WHISPERS: TEST
  48. [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SAYS: WHY IS THERE LIKE CAPS
  49. TO DOIL: RIP
  50. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER WHISPERS: OK IDK WHAT THAT WAS
  51. [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: WHAT AM I DOING HERE AAAAAA
  52. [#IDIOT] SAYS: DUM SEASONS
  53. [#IDIOT] SAYS: ER
  54. [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: I'M NOT LIKE ACTUALLY GOOD
  55. [DIGII] THE DUMMY WHISPERS: .
  56. [#IDIOT] SAYS: SEASONALS
  57. [#IDIOT] SAYS: BUT I CAN SEE THIS WORKING
  58. TO DIGII: >>
  59. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: LOUD LOUD LOUD
  60. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: LEOS GO
  61. WILD MODE: WHAT THE FLUX?!
  62. PARTY TIME ACTIVATED! EVERYONE RECEIVES DONATOR REWARDS AND ALL DONATOR CLASSES ARE ACTIVATED!
  63. EVERYONE HAS RECEIVED 25 RUPEES!
  64. MY ACHIEVEMENTS
  65. PLAYERS WITH AN ACCOUNT CAN OBTAIN WILD MODE ACHIEVEMENTS IN THIS GAME!
  66. SUGARMONKEY DONATED 715 EUROS AND RECEIVES THE DONATOR HORN AND THE SOUND BLASTER 10,000 DELUXE!
  67. DIGII DONATED 35 EUROS AND RECEIVES THE DONATOR HORN AND THE SOUND BLASTER 2500!
  68. DOIL DONATED 330 EUROS AND CHOSE TO NOT RECEIVE THE DONATOR ITEMS!
  69. PLAYERS DONATED €1080 IN TOTAL SO THIS GAME INCLUDES THE REWARDS UP TO €1080!
  70. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
  71. [YANGY] MAY START!
  72. [DIGII] THE DUMMY WHISPERS: O WANTED TO SEE IF IT WORKED LOL
  73. [YANGY] ROLLED 7.
  74. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER CHOSE THE DARK MAGIC CRYSTAL DICE.
  75. [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] CHOSE THE SECOND GENERATION ROBOTIC DICE.
  76. [YANGY] SAYS: WHAT THE HELL
  77. [#IDIOT] SAYS: RIP SORC
  78. [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] CHOSE THE LANNISTER LION TOMBSTONE.
  79. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER SAYS: MY HEAD HURTS ALREADY
  80. [#IDIOT] SAYS: OH NVM ITS THERE
  81. [DIGII] THE DUMMY CHOSE THE BEAR BUTT TOMBSTONE.
  82. [YANGY] BECAME A MYSTICAL SORCERER.
  83. [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 6.
  84. [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 12.
  85. AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  86. [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SAYS: WHERE IS MY ARMS
  87. SORCERER [YANGY]'S FREE SOUND BLASTER: 'I AM YOUR FATHER.'
  88. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: STOP YELLING AT ME
  89. SORCERER [YANGY] CHOSE THE LIGHTSABER TOMBSTONE.
  90. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S SOUND BLASTER: 'I HATE THAT GUY'
  91. [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] BECAME A TRICKY ILLUSIONIST.
  92. [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S FREE SOUND BLASTER: 'PFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRR!'
  93. [#IDIOT] SAYS: ME NOT YELLING
  94. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 9.
  95. [#IDIOT] SAYS: THE SEASONAL
  96. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: STOP
  97. [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER BECAME A MYSTERIOUS ENCHANTER.
  98. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: XD JOKING
  99. [DIGII] THE DUMMY ROLLED 6.
  100. ***THE HUNGRY GAMES!***
  101. THE FIRST PLAYER TO EAT 7 PIECES OF FOOD WINS 25 RUPEES AND A LEGENDARY RING!
  102. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: I MADE IT THIS WAY
  103. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: ITEM'S DON'T FLUX IF YOU PUT EM IN YOUR HAT RIGHT
  104. TO DOIL: ACTUALLY STATISTICALLY A NECRO SORC ILLU
  105. [DIGII] THE DUMMY BECAME A MYSTICAL SORCERER.
  106. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: DIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
  107. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER ROLLED 5.
  108. ***EVERYONE RECEIVED A SOULSTONE!***
  109. [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SAYS: WHATS A FLUX
  110. TO DOIL: IS BETTER B/C IT CAN HIDE SHOE IN HAT AND SPAM SPIRIT SLIPPER OTHER TIME
  111. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: GUYS
  112. [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER BECAME A TRICKY ILLUSIONIST.
  113. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: STOP YELLING
  114. TO DOIL: BUT THATS TOO MUCH CONFUSING
  115. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: MY EARS
  116. [#IDIOT] ROLLED 8.
  117. [#IDIOT] BECAME AN ANNOYING LAWYER.
  118. ILLUSIONIST [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER WHISPERS: TOO MUCH ATTENTION NEEDING
  119. [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 8.
  120. [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BECAME AN UNPREDICTABLE QUANTUM PHYSICIST.
  121. TO DOIL: NECRO IN WHAT THE FLUX HURTS HEAD
  122. ***REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!***
  123. ILLUSIONIST [DOIL] THE HIGH ROLLER SAYS: OH LOL I GOTTA LEAVE
  124. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 7.
  125. JUKEBOX: THE COWSILLS - THE RAIN, THE PARK, AND OTHER THINGS
  126. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: .
  127. SORCERER [YANGY] RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: BLESSING OF VENGEANCE.
  128. SORCERER [YANGY] STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  129. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: LOLBYE
  130. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED HIS FREE SHAKING ASS TAUNT ON ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS].
  131. SORCERER [YANGY] WENT TO THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  132. TO DOIL: THOUGH IDK IF WARLOCK STILL HAS ANY MERIT OVER MERCHANT AND HHG STORING SINCE YOU CAN NOW STORE 3 HHG IN HAT
  133. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: DIDNT LIKE U ANYWAYS
  134. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT A HAMMER AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  135. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT A BIT OF SPARKLE POLISH AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  136. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT A TIME-TRAVEL CONDOM AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  137. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD IS NOW OBSERVING THE GAME.
  138. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT A PAIR OF NIGHT VISION GOGGLES AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  139. DOIL HAS LEFT THE GAME!
  140. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT A SIGNAL JAMMER AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  141. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] USED HIS FREE SHAKING ASS TAUNT ON QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER].
  142. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT A GLUE MINE AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  143. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: WELL THEN
  144. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: (▰˘◡˘▰)
  145. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 6.
  146. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: SPELL REFLECT.
  147. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] CHANNELED HIS CHI AND GAINED 1 SPEED.
  148. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SAYS: ;)
  149. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 9.
  150. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: SPELL REFLECT.
  151. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  152. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER WENT TO THE CHURCH.
  153. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER RECEIVED AN AUTO-RESURRECTION AT THE CHURCH.
  154. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ROLLED 9.
  155. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY RANDOMLY FOUND A HORN.
  156. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: THIS CAPS
  157. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: BLESSING OF VENGEANCE.
  158. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: U WOT M8
  159. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY GOT INFECTED WITH SYPHILIS.
  160. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 6.
  161. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: I'LL GIV U AIDZ
  162. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: SPELL REFLECT.
  163. LAWYER [#IDIOT] STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  164. LAWYER [#IDIOT] WENT TO THE ACME SHOP.
  165. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: WHY THO
  166. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: FUK UOF WHANKUR
  167. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT A MAGNET AT THE ACME SHOP.
  168. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT A POGO STICK AT THE ACME SHOP.
  169. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: LOL I DUNNO
  170. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 10.
  171. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: BLESSING OF VENGEANCE.
  172. THE U.N. BECAME ANGRY AND STOLE QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S LIGHT SCROLL: BLESSING OF VENGEANCE.
  173. EVERYONE RECEIVED A WILDCARD: SHOPS!
  174. PLAYERS ARE NO LONGER DISARMED!
  175. SORCERER [YANGY] SMACKED LAWYER [#IDIOT] BACK 9 SPACES WITH HIS HAMMER.
  176. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OH SHIT
  177. LAWYER [#IDIOT] IS GONNA USE HER IMPROBABILITY DEVICE.
  178. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST SPELL REFLECT ON HIMSELF.
  179. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN FROM HIS MAGIC AFFINITY.
  180. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HER ACME POGO-STICK.
  181. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HER ACME POGO-STICK.
  182. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER STORED A PART OF HIS SOUL IN HIS SOULSTONE.
  183. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HER ACME POGO-STICK.
  184. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY GAINED 2 MANA.
  185. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY USED THEIR LIGHT SCROLL TO BLESS THEMSELF WITH THE BLESSING OF VENGEANCE.
  186. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST SPELL REFLECT ON HIMSELF.
  187. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] STORED A PART OF HIS SOUL IN HIS SOULSTONE.
  188. SORCERER [YANGY] IS GOING TO THE PAWN SHOP!
  189. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ENCHANTED HIS FILLED SOULSTONE AND MADE IT SOULBOUND.
  190. SORCERER [YANGY] PRAYED TO HIS RELIC TO FIND A CHURCH.
  191. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HER ACME POGO-STICK.
  192. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 3.
  193. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  194. SORCERER [YANGY] SMACKED LAWYER [#IDIOT] BACK 8 SPACES WITH HIS HAMMER.
  195. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  196. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  197. SORCERER [YANGY] PAWNED HIS RELIC FOR 12 RUPEES.
  198. LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST SPELL REFLECT ON HERSELF.
  199. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED CONDENSE MAGIC ON HIS POISON AND CREATED A HAPPY CRYSTAL!
  200. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S MINING PICK.
  201. LAWYER [#IDIOT] STORED A PART OF HER SOUL IN HER SOULSTONE.
  202. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S BUCKET.
  203. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S BEER.
  204. LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER ACME MAGNET AND ATTRACTED:
  205. - ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S ACME POGO-STICK
  206. - SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY'S SWORD, WHICH PIERCED HER CHEST. LAWYER [#IDIOT] DIED.
  207. - SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY'S HOOKSHOT
  208. - QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S GUN
  209. - QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S SWORD, WHICH PIERCED HER CHEST. LAWYER [#IDIOT] DIED.
  210. - SORCERER [YANGY]'S HAMMER
  211. - SORCERER [YANGY]'S BUCKET, WHICH KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS.
  212. - SORCERER [YANGY]'S GLUE MINE, WHICH EXPLODED ON IMPACT!
  213. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER GOT GLUED TO THE FLOOR AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN.
  214. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY GOT GLUED TO THE FLOOR AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN.
  215. LAWYER [#IDIOT] GOT GLUED TO THE FLOOR AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN.
  216. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] GOT GLUED TO THE FLOOR AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN.
  217. SORCERER [YANGY] GOT GLUED TO THE FLOOR AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN.
  218. - SORCERER [YANGY]'S TIME TRAVEL CONDOM
  219. - SORCERER [YANGY]'S MINING PICK, WHICH KNOCKED HER UNCONSCIOUS.
  220. LAWYER [#IDIOT] WAS DEAD AND DID NOT BECOME INCAPACITATED.
  221. LAWYER [#IDIOT] REVIVED HERSELF WITH HER SOULSTONE.
  222. SORCERER [YANGY] BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S UNSTABLE MUTAGEN.
  223. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] IS GOING TO THE MAGIC SHOP!
  224. SORCERER [YANGY] IS GONNA USE HIS IMPROBABILITY DEVICE.
  225. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: NICE
  226. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ATE HIS BANANA AND RAN 3 SPACES FORWARD.
  227. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER HAS NOW EATEN [1] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  228. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 9 + 1 = 10.
  229. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER TRIED TO FISH BUT DIDN'T FIND ANY FISH.
  230. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER CARELESSLY THREW DOWN HIS BANANA PEEL BEHIND HIM.
  231. JUKEBOX: MARVEL VS. CAPCOM 2 - FACTORY STAGE
  232. LAWYER [#IDIOT] AIMED HER HOOKSHOT FORWARD, HIT SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY AND MOVED TO SPACE 14.
  233. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY STORED A PART OF THEIR SOUL IN THEIR SOULSTONE.
  234. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ENTERED THE MAGIC SHOP.
  235. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] BOUGHT A DARK WAND AT THE MAGIC SHOP.
  236. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] BOUGHT A LIGHT WAND AT THE MAGIC SHOP.
  237. SORCERER [YANGY] STOLE LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S MINING PICK WITH HIS TELEKINESIS.
  238. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] CHARGED HIS DARK WAND WITH DENY AT THE MAGIC SHOP.
  239. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED MULTIVERSAL FLUX TO TURN HIS TORCH INTO AN ACME POGO-STICK.
  240. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  241. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SLIPPED ON ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S BANANA PEEL AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN.MYTHBUSTERS - BANANA PEEL SLIP
  242. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  243. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  244. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] CHARGED HIS LIGHT WAND WITH REMOVE CURSE AT THE MAGIC SHOP.
  245. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  246. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] TRIED TO JUMP TOO HIGH AND JUMPED 20 SPACES BACK. THAT SUCKS!
  247. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED HIS ROC'S FEATHER TO JUMP FORWARD 2 SPACES.
  248. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SKIPPED A TURN.
  249. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S SPEED BOOST WORE OFF.
  250. SORCERER [YANGY] STORED A PART OF HIS SOUL IN HIS SOULSTONE.
  251. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY IS GOING TO THE PAWN SHOP!
  252. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SKIPPED A TURN.
  253. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 3.
  254. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] STORED HIS CHARGED DARK WAND IN HIS MAGIC HAT.
  255. LAWYER [#IDIOT] PIERCED SORCERER [YANGY]'S CHEST WITH HER SWORD.
  256. HUNGRY GAMES: LAWYER [#IDIOT] KILLED SORCERER [YANGY]!
  257. LAWYER [#IDIOT] STOLE SORCERER [YANGY]'S FOOD: LEMON.
  258. A SPECTATOR NOTICED THE KILL! "OH, NICE KILL! I'M ROOTING FOR YOU NOW!"
  259. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SMELLS HIS 25 RUPEES.
  260. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SMACKED SORCERER [YANGY] BACK 9 SPACES WITH HER HAMMER.
  261. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE HER LEMON AND RAN 3 SPACES FORWARD.
  262. LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [1] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  263. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 6.
  264. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED ARCANE RELOCATION TO MOVE LAWYER [#IDIOT] 2 SPACES BACKWARD.
  265. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED A MAGIC CARROT FROM A BENEFACTOR.
  266. #IDIOT HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  267. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE HER MAGIC CARROT AND MOVED FORWARD 3 SPACES AND GAINED ARCANE VISION.
  268. LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [2] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  269. LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER IMPROBABILITY DEVICE AND FEELS HUNGRY!
  270. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SKIPPED A TURN.
  271. SORCERER [YANGY] REVIVED HIMSELF WITH HIS SOULSTONE.
  272. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] STORED A PART OF HIS SOUL IN HIS SOULSTONE.
  273. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 5.
  274. SORCERER [YANGY] DID NOTHING AT THE CHURCH.
  275. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 4 + 1 = 5.
  276. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  277. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] WENT TO THE WILD WEST.
  278. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] JOINED THE INDIANS!
  279. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ENTERED THE INDIAN VILLAGE AND RECEIVED A BOW & ARROWS.
  280. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SMELLS HER 5 RUPEES.
  281. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: OBJECTION!
  282. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS]'S TURN ENDS.
  283. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OOO
  284. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 6.
  285. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 6.
  286. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  287. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  288. SUGARMONKEY HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  289. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM
  290. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER HAS AN ACCOUNT BALANCE OF 5 RUPEES.
  291. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HIMSELF.
  292. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN FROM HIS MAGIC AFFINITY.
  293. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ROLLED 5.
  294. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  295. LAWYER [#IDIOT] AIMED HER HOOKSHOT FORWARD, HIT ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER AND MOVED TO SPACE 32.
  296. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S HORN.
  297. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: INDEED
  298. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S MAGIC BROOM.
  299. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S LIGHT SCROLL: MASS ENERGIZE.
  300. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: DID HE JUST TYPE THE ENTIRE KEYBOARD
  301. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 3.
  302. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: NO JUST THE LETTERS
  303. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 9.
  304. #IDIOT HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  305. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT A BIT OF SPARKLE POLISH AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  306. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
  307. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 9.
  308. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: LOL'
  309. JUKEBOX: DRAKE - HYFR
  310. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  311. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: THIS IS THE ENTIRE KEYBOARD:
  312. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: WHO'S READY FOR A FLUX
  313. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] WENT TO THE PAWN SHOP.
  314. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  315. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: `1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP[]\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./
  316. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BOUGHT SORCERER [YANGY]'S RELIC IN THE PAWN SHOP.
  317. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S HAND GRENADE.
  318. *** FLUX TIME! ***
  319. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: MY SOUL STOMNE
  320. SORCERER [YANGY] STORED A PART OF HIS SOUL IN HIS SOULSTONE.
  321. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: I WOULD NOT HAVE BOUGHT THAT RELIC
  322. SORCERER [YANGY] EQUIPPED HIS CATSEYE NECKLACE.
  323. LAWYER [#IDIOT] TOOK A TIARA OF TRANSCENDENCE FROM THE THIEVING IMP, WHO THEN RAN INTO ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS]'S INVENTORY!
  324. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: AHHHHHH
  325. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 4.
  326. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 8.
  327. YANGY HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  328. SORCERER [YANGY] USED HIS IMPROBABILITY DEVICE AND GAVE EVERYONE POCKET BALLS!
  329. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY TOOK THEIR STEROIDS AND GAINED THE MAN MODE SKILL.
  330. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] CLICKED THE CHICKEN AND RECEIVED THE EGGS!
  331. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] RECEIVED A 10 RUPEE BONUS!
  332. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ATE THEIR BANANA AND RAN 3 SPACES FORWARD.
  333. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY HAS NOW EATEN [1] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  334. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY OPENED UP THEIR UNLABELED CAN. IT WAS A CAN OF WHOOPASS! ALL PLAYERS GOT INCAPACITATED! OUCH!
  335. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: NICE I GOT A CHICKEN FROM THE FLUX
  336. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 12 + 1 = 13.
  337. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] FOUND A MINING PICK NEAR MOUNT RUSHMORE.
  338. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] MINED THOMAS JEFFERSON'S HEAD AND RECEIVED A FAIRY CRYSTAL AND 3 BOOKS!
  339. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S SOUND BLASTER: 'MURRRRRDERERRRRR!'
  340. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SKIPPED A TURN.
  341. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S SPEED BOOST WORE OFF.
  342. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SKIPPED A TURN.
  343. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SKIPPED A TURN.
  344. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SKIPPED A TURN.
  345. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: JUST ROLLING WHILE INCAPACITATED
  346. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: DON'T MIND ME
  347. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY GAINED 2 MANA.
  348. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY USED THEIR DARK SCROLL TO CAST CURSE OF RELATIVITY ON ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS], BUT ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS]'S TEMPORARY SPELL REFLECTION REFLECTED THE SPELL!
  349. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] USED HIS SPELL REFLECTION TO CURSE SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY WITH THE CURSE OF RELATIVITY.
  350. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ENCHANTED HIS BACON PANCAKES AND MADE THEM DELICIOUS.
  351. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ATE HIS BACON PANCAKES, MOVED FORWARD 8 SPACES AND GAINED A SPEED BOOST.
  352. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER HAS NOW EATEN [3] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  353. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SAYS: WUTS POPPIN JIMBO
  354. SORCERER [YANGY] SKIPPED A TURN.
  355. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SKIPPED A TURN.
  356. SORCERER [YANGY] ATE HIS MAGIC CARROT AND MOVED FORWARD 2 SPACES AND GAINED ARCANE VISION.
  357. SORCERER [YANGY] HAS NOW EATEN [1] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  358. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 7 + 4 = 11.
  359. SORCERER [YANGY] ATE HIS BANANA AND RAN 3 SPACES FORWARD.
  360. SORCERER [YANGY] HAS NOW EATEN [2] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  361. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER STOOD IN FRONT OF THE PIRATE SHIP.
  362. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY EQUIPPED THEIR TOPAZ NECKLACE.
  363. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER WALKED ACROSS THE BEACH AND FOUND AN ORDINARY NECKLACE.
  364. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY UNEQUIPPED THEIR TOPAZ NECKLACE.
  365. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY EQUIPPED THEIR SAPPHIRE NECKLACE.
  366. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: HEY I HAVE A QUARTER OF A WIN CONDITION
  367. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ROLLED 8.
  368. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] DRANK HIS COFFEE AND GAINED CAFFEINE RUSH!
  369. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: GO DIE IN A FIRE
  370. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  371. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] OPENED UP HIS UNLABELED CAN. IT WAS A CAN OF BEANS!
  372. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ATE HIS BEANS AND FARTED HIMSELF 10 SPACES FORWARD.
  373. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] HAS NOW EATEN [1] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  374. LAWYER [#IDIOT] COULDN'T HANDLE THE SMELL AND LOST 1 SPEED.
  375. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: WON'T LAST FOR LONG
  376. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] STORED HIS EGGS IN HIS MAGIC HAT.
  377. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: TO PROTECT FROM FLUX
  378. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED HIS FLAMETHROWER AND...
  379. ...SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY GOT HIT AND IS NOW ON FIRE FOR 2 TURNS!
  380. ...SORCERER [YANGY] GOT HIT AND IS NOW ON FIRE FOR 2 TURNS!
  381. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY WENT TO THE MAGIC SHOP.
  382. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ENTERED THE MAGIC SHOP.
  383. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BOUGHT A LIGHT WAND AT THE MAGIC SHOP.
  384. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BOUGHT A DARK WAND AT THE MAGIC SHOP.
  385. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] STARTED READING HIS BOOK: SPELL DEFLECTING.
  386. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED MULTIVERSAL FLUX TO TURN HIS PIGGY BANK INTO A RABBIT'S FOOT.
  387. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] IS GONNA USE HIS IMPROBABILITY DEVICE.
  388. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SUED ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS]!
  389. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 8 - 1 = 7.
  390. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] TOOK A SHOVEL FROM THE THIEVING IMP, WHO THEN RAN INTO LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S INVENTORY!
  391. LAWYER [#IDIOT] PET HER CAT TO MAKE IT PURR.
  392. LAWYER [#IDIOT] - ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER MOVED 1 SPACES TOWARDS LAWYER [#IDIOT].
  393. YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PACMAN WHILE YOU'RE DEAD, BUDDY!
  394. YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PACMAN WHILE YOU'RE DEAD, BUDDY!
  395. YOU CAN'T USE YOUR PACMAN WHILE YOU'RE DEAD, BUDDY!
  396. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS DARK SCROLL TO CAST DEATH ON LAWYER [#IDIOT], BUT LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S TEMPORARY SPELL REFLECTION REFLECTED THE SPELL!
  397. LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER SPELL REFLECTION TO CAST DEATH ON ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER, BUT ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S TEMPORARY SPELL REFLECTION REFLECTED THE SPELL!
  398. A GREEN FLASH AND A HIGH-PITCHED CACKLE!
  399. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS SPELL REFLECTION TO MURDER LAWYER [#IDIOT]!
  400. LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S TIARA OF TRANSCENDENCE GOT CHARGED WITH ACCELERATION!
  401. HUNGRY GAMES: ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER KILLED LAWYER [#IDIOT]!
  402. A SPECTATOR NOTICED THE KILL! "HE'S A COLD-BLOODED KILLER!"
  403. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: NOOOOOOOOOO
  404. LAWYER [#IDIOT] GOT REVIVED BY HER GREEN MUSHROOM.
  405. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER. WACKA WACKA!
  406. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED 15 BONUS RUPEES!
  407. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED BY AUTO-RESURRECTION!
  408. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED THANKS TO LIFE SHIELD AND GAINED A RENEWED LIFE SHIELD!
  409. LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [3] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  410. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER. WACKA WACKA!
  411. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED 20 BONUS RUPEES!
  412. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED THANKS TO LIFE SHIELD AND GAINED A RENEWED LIFE SHIELD!
  413. LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [4] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  414. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER. WACKA WACKA!
  415. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED 25 BONUS RUPEES!
  416. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED THANKS TO LIFE SHIELD AND IT WORE OFF.
  417. LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [5] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  418. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER. WACKA WACKA!
  419. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED 30 BONUS RUPEES!
  420. HUNGRY GAMES: LAWYER [#IDIOT] KILLED ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER!
  421. A SPECTATOR NOTICED THE KILL! "OH, NICE KILL! I'M ROOTING FOR YOU NOW!"
  422. LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [6] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  423. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  424. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  425. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED HIS MAGIC STAR AND GAINED STAR POWER FOR 3 TURNS.
  426. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: I DIDNT WANT THAT
  427. LAWYER [#IDIOT] TOOK A SCARAB FROM THE THIEVING IMP, WHO THEN RAN INTO QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S INVENTORY!
  428. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] MADE HIS GOAT SCREAM AT ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S CORPSE, SILENCING HIM FOR 2 TURNS.
  429. LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER MINING PICK AND FOUND A FAIRY CRYSTAL NEAR THE NINJA TEMPLE.
  430. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: FFS
  431. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RELAXED AT THE ASIAN POND AT THE NINJA TEMPLE.
  432. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 7.
  433. LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER TIARA OF TRANSCENDENCE TO CAST ACCELERATION, INCREASING THE SPEED OF EVERYONE.
  434. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  435. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] AIMED THE CATAPULT FORWARD.
  436. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] LAUNCHED HIMSELF WITH THE CATAPULT!
  437. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] KNOCKED OVER ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER WITH HIS STAR POWER.
  438. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER WAS DEAD AND DID NOT BECOME INCAPACITATED.
  439. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] KNOCKED OVER LAWYER [#IDIOT] WITH HIS STAR POWER.
  440. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OMG
  441. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: WHO IS IDIOT
  442. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] STARTED READING HIS BOOK: HUMAN AERODYNAMICS.
  443. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] CRASHED ON SPACE 72 AND DIED.
  444. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] KNOCKED OVER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] WITH HIS STAR POWER.
  445. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S STAR POWER BLOCKED QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S DEATH.
  446. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: FACE US WITH YOUR REAL ACCOUNT
  447. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  448. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 6 + 1 = 7.
  449. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 8 + 1 = 9.
  450. SORCERER [YANGY] RAN 2 SPACES BACK WHILE ON FIRE.
  451. SORCERER [YANGY]'S LASSO BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  452. YANGY HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  453. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] TOOK A SNIPER RIFLE FROM THE THIEVING IMP, WHO THEN RAN INTO ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S INVENTORY!
  454. SORCERER [YANGY] RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: SCALES OF JUSTICE.
  455. SORCERER [YANGY] MADE THE RIGHT DECISION AND WENT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  456. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SKIPPED A TURN.
  457. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER IS SAFELY TUCKED UNDERGROUND. (1)
  458. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ROLLED 8 + 1 = 9.
  459. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY'S BLUE EGG CONSUMED THE HEAT! A BLUE DRAGONLING HATCHED FROM IT!
  460. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] IS GOING TO DRINK HIS LIQUID LUCK.
  461. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY COMPLIED WITH THE U.N.'S DEMANDS AND WENT BACK 15 SPACES.
  462. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SKIPPED A TURN.
  463. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED A FLASK OF LIQUID LUCK FROM A BENEFACTOR.
  464. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SENT THEIR BLUE DRAGONLING AFTER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] GOT SLOWED BY 5 FOR 2 TURNS!
  465. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] AIMED HIS SNIPER RIFLE AT SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY.
  466. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] CAN SHOOT IN 15 SECONDS!
  467. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 6 - 4 = 2.
  468. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] MOVED AND MISSED THE CHANCE WITH HIS SNIPER RIFLE.
  469. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  470. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] MOVED FORWARD 12 SPACES.
  471. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  472. A MINIGAME WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE NEXT ROUND EFFECTS! BE READY!
  473. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ATE HIS DONUT, RAN 24 SPACES FORWARD, BECAME INCAPACITATED FOR 1 TURN AND DENIED FOR 3 TURNS.
  474. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] HAS NOW EATEN [1] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  475. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 10 + 1 = 11.
  476. LAWYER [#IDIOT] IS GOING TO THE FUTURE SHOP!
  477. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 4 + 1 = 5.
  478. SORCERER [YANGY] RAN 2 SPACES BACK WHILE ON FIRE.
  479. SORCERER [YANGY]'S PEARL NECKLACE BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  480. YANGY HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  481. JUKEBOX: DEXTER - PEACEFUL
  482. SORCERER [YANGY] AIMED THE CATAPULT FORWARD.
  483. SORCERER [YANGY] LAUNCHED HIMSELF WITH THE CATAPULT!
  484. LAWYER [#IDIOT] DRANK HER ENERGY DRINK AND GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 2 TURNS! IT REMOVED THE COOLDOWN OF HER PACMAN, SUE AND OBJECTION!!
  485. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: OBJECTION!
  486. SORCERER [YANGY]'S TURN ENDS.
  487. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SKIPPED A TURN.
  488. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S SPEED BOOST WORE OFF.
  489. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S TEMPORARY SILENCE WORE OFF.
  490. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  491. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: UHH THANKS
  492. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROTS IN PEACE. (2)
  493. LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  494. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ROLLED 7 + 1 = 8.
  495. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY'S BLESSING OF VENGEANCE WORE OFF.
  496. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SUED SORCERER [YANGY]!
  497. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: GUARDIAN.
  498. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: TOO BAD SHE'S NOT USING IT. I DONT HOW YOU WILL GET THE MONEY IF YOU DONT USE YOUR ACCOUNT @IDIOT
  499. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BOUGHT A HAMMER AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  500. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BOUGHT A BIT OF SPARKLE POLISH AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  501. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BOUGHT A TIME-TRAVEL CONDOM AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  502. LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: EH I DOUBT I WOULD WIN ANYWAY
  503. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 12 + 4 = 16.
  504. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 11 + 4 = 15.
  505. LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S SPEED BOOST WORE OFF.
  506. #IDIOT HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  507. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: LIFE SHIELD.
  508. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: WHO IS THIS
  509. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY GAINED 2 MANA.
  510. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY USED THEIR LIGHT SCROLL TO GIVE THEMSELF A GUARDIAN.
  511. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OK YOU DONT HAVE TO YELL
  512. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT A SPACE FLUCTUATOR AT THE FUTURE SHOP.
  513. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: XD
  514. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT A SPACE CAPACITATOR AT THE FUTURE SHOP.
  515. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT DARTH REVAN'S MASK AT THE FUTURE SHOP.
  516. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT A TRACTOR BEAM AT THE FUTURE SHOP.
  517. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: REVEAL YOURSELF
  518. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT AN EMP GENERATOR AT THE FUTURE SHOP.
  519. LAWYER [#IDIOT] BOUGHT AN IMPROBABILITY DEVICE AT THE FUTURE SHOP.
  520. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S SOUND BLASTER: 'YAY!'
  521. LAWYER [#IDIOT] IS GONNA USE HER IMPROBABILITY DEVICE.
  522. LAWYER [#IDIOT] KNOCKED ALL HER ENEMIES 4 SPACES BACK WITH HER SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  523. LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS]. WACKA WACKA!
  524. LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED 35 BONUS RUPEES!
  525. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS]'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED BY HIS VOODOO CHARM AND HE TURNED INTO A VOLATILE ZOMBIE!
  526. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE HER 5TH PLAYER AND RECEIVED A NICE ITEM!
  527. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [7] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  528. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS WON THE HUNGRY GAMES AND HAS EARNED 25 RUPEES AND WILL RECEIVE A LEGENDARY RING SOON!
  529. ***THE HUNGRY GAMES HAVE ENDED!***
  530. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] TRIED TO EAT ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] WITH HER PACMAN SKILL, BUT ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ELUDED HER WITH HIS HALLUCINATION.
  531. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  532. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  533. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 11 - 4 = 7.
  534. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S STAR POWER WORE OFF.
  535. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] GAINED 5 SPEED WHEN DRAGON FROST FADED.
  536. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HERSELF.
  537. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
  538. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: '
  539. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] RECEIVED AN AUTO-RESURRECTION FROM GANDALF THE WHITE.
  540. *** BOUNCING BALLOONS! ***
  541. SUGARMONKEY AND EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER SCORED 29 POINTS, WON THE BOUNCING BALLOONS MINIGAME AND RECEIVED GLOVES, A SPACE FLUCTUATOR AND AN ORDINARY NECKLACE!
  542. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] OPENED UP HER TOME OF MAGIC. INSIDE ARE INSTRUCTIONS FOR 4 SPELLS.
  543. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR CARDS OF FATE IN HER TOME OF MAGIC.
  544. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER TOME OF MAGIC TO CHANGE HER OWN DESTINY WITH CARDS OF FATE.
  545. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED FORCE BOOST TO GRANT HERSELF EMPOWERED DICE!
  546. SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 6 + 1 = 7.
  547. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR SPELL SHIELD IN HER TOME OF MAGIC.
  548. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER TOME OF MAGIC TO CAST SPELL SHIELD ON HERSELF.
  549. JUKEBOX: FACE TO FACE - DISCONNECTED
  550. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] READ THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR BLINK IN HER TOME OF MAGIC.
  551. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER TOME OF MAGIC TO BLINK TO SPACE 100.
  552. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 2 + 2 = 4.
  553. ***THE HUNGRY GAMES!***
  554. THE FIRST PLAYER TO EAT 7 PIECES OF FOOD WINS 25 RUPEES AND A LEGENDARY RING!
  555. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] WAS A VOLATILE ZOMBIE AND EXPLODED ON SPACE 90!
  556. - PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] CAUGHT ON FIRE!
  557. - QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] CAUGHT ON FIRE!
  558. - SORCERER [YANGY] CAUGHT ON FIRE!
  559. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: AGAIN
  560. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: SRSLY
  561. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LIKES BEING DEAD. (1)
  562. THE THIEVING IMP ESCAPED FROM ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S INVENTORY, STOLE HIS ORDINARY NECKLACE AND RAN INTO QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S INVENTORY!
  563. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER IS ALIVE! ALIIIIVE!
  564. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: GUARDIAN.
  565. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: YOU THINK YOU'RE FINE
  566. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: I'M DEAD
  567. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER JOINED THE INDIANS!
  568. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ENTERED THE INDIAN VILLAGE AND RECEIVED A BOW & ARROWS.
  569. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] TOOK AN UNSTABLE MUTAGEN FROM THE THIEVING IMP, WHO THEN RAN INTO PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S INVENTORY!
  570. SORCERER [YANGY] SHOT HIMSELF TO SPACE 99 WITH HIS ACME ROCKET AND DIED!
  571. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] GOT KILLED BY THE ROCKET!
  572. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED THANKS TO LIFE SHIELD AND GAINED A RENEWED LIFE SHIELD!
  573. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] GOT KILLED BY THE ROCKET!
  574. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED BY AUTO-RESURRECTION!
  575. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] GOT KNOCKED 6 SPACES BACKWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  576. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] WAS DEAD AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  577. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: I AM VERY DEAD
  578. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER MADE A SUCCESSFUL TRADE WITH THE CHIEFTAIN AND RECEIVED A CRYSTAL.
  579. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: AND NOTHING IS GONNA REVIVE ME
  580. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ROLLED 8 + 1 = 9.
  581. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY GOT CURED OF SYPHILIS.
  582. SORCERER [YANGY] REVIVED HIMSELF WITH HIS SOULSTONE.
  583. SORCERER [YANGY] USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER].
  584. SORCERER [YANGY] CARELESSLY THREW DOWN HIS BANANA PEEL BEHIND HIM.
  585. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  586. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO GIVE HIMSELF A GUARDIAN.
  587. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN FROM HIS MAGIC AFFINITY.
  588. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] KNOCKED ALL HER ENEMIES 4 SPACES BACK WITH HER SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  589. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED ARCANE RELOCATION TO MOVE SORCERER [YANGY] 3 SPACES BACKWARD.
  590. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  591. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] KNOCKED ALL OTHER PLAYERS 2 SPACES FORWARD.
  592. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HER SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  593. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] KNOCKED ALL HER ENEMIES 3 SPACES BACK WITH HER SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  594. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] KNOCKED ALL OTHER PLAYERS 3 SPACES FORWARD.
  595. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SLIPPED ON SORCERER [YANGY]'S BANANA PEEL AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN.MYTHBUSTERS - BANANA PEEL SLIP
  596. TNT PLACED.
  597. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 8.
  598. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 8.
  599. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S TNT EXPLODED!
  600. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] GOT KILLED BY TNT!
  601. HUNGRY GAMES: PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] KILLED QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]!
  602. A SPECTATOR NOTICED THE KILL! "OH, NICE KILL! I'M ROOTING FOR YOU NOW!"
  603. SORCERER [YANGY] GOT KILLED BY TNT!
  604. HUNGRY GAMES: PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] KILLED SORCERER [YANGY]!
  605. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] RAN 2 SPACES BACK WHILE ON FIRE.
  606. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S CAT BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  607. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED A LEMON FROM A BENEFACTOR.
  608. #IDIOT HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  609. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE HER LEMON AND RAN 3 SPACES FORWARD.
  610. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [1] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  611. THIS ITEM IS PASSIVE. CLICKING IT SERVES NO USE.
  612. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: WHO'S READY FOR A FLUX I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT
  613. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: OH BOY
  614. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] CHOSE ZENTO'S LUNAR LOOP!
  615. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER IS GOING TO THE BANK!
  616. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] TOOK A BLING BOT FROM THE THIEVING IMP, WHO THEN RAN INTO QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S INVENTORY!
  617. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OH GOD
  618. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S SNIPER RIFLE BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  619. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] LIKES BEING DEAD. (1)
  620. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: ALRIGHT
  621. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY UNEQUIPPED THEIR SAPPHIRE NECKLACE.
  622. SORCERER [YANGY] UNEQUIPPED HIS CATSEYE NECKLACE.
  623. *** FLUX TIME! ***
  624. EVERYONE RECEIVED A WILDCARD: SHOPS!
  625. INCOME - EVERYONE GAINED 10 RUPEES.
  626. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ATE THEIR SWISS CHEESE, RAN 4 SPACES FORWARD, AND GOT 3 CHEESE EYES.
  627. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY HAS NOW EATEN [1] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  628. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] THREW HER HOLY HAND GRENADE TO SPACE 116.
  629. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] GOT KNOCKED 21 SPACES FORWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  630. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY USED THEIR BUTTER TO MAKE THEIR LOLLIPOP DELICIOUS.
  631. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER CRYSTAL METH AND GAINED EXTREME FOCUS!
  632. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] BECAME DEHYDRATED. BETTER DRINK SOMETHING FAST!
  633. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ENCHANTED HIS TASTY TONGUE PIERCING AND MADE IT SOULBOUND.
  634. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE HER FREE SHAVACADOO AND GAINED SUPERFOOD FOR 9 TURNS!
  635. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [2] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  636. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: IM DONE WITH YOU, YOU IDIOT
  637. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] SAYS: GOBLIN IS DED
  638. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY STARTED LICKING THEIR LOLLIPOP!
  639. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY HAS NOW EATEN [3] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  640. SORCERER [YANGY]'S DARTH REVAN'S MASK BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  641. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER KETCHUP TO MAKE HER HUMAN BRAIN DELICIOUS.
  642. SORCERER [YANGY] IS STILL DEAD. (1)
  643. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER KETCHUP TO MAKE HER MYSTERY MEAL DELICIOUS.
  644. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] IS NO LONGER DENIED OF VICTORY.
  645. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE HER HUMAN BRAIN, RAN 5 SPACES FORWARD AND LEARNED THE BOUNTY HUNTING FEAT.
  646. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [4] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  647. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE HER MYSTERY MEAL AND RAN 8 SPACES FORWARD. THEN SHE NOTICED SHE GOT INFECTED WITH CHLAMYDIA.
  648. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [6] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  649. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] IS STILL DEAD. (2)
  650. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] DRANK HER COFFEE AND GAINED CAFFEINE RUSH!
  651. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] DRANK A LIQUID AND IS NO LONGER DEHYDRATED!
  652. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 6 + 5 = 11.
  653. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER EARNED 8 RUPEES FROM THE BANK.
  654. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER'S SPEED BOOST WORE OFF.
  655. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: SOMEONE CATCH THIS IDIOT
  656. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY RELEASED THEIR EXPLOSIVE SHEEP FORWARD.
  657. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY CAUGHT THEIR OWN EXPLOSIVE SHEEP WITH THEIR POCKET BALL!
  658. ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER BECAME A TRICKY ILLUSIONIST.
  659. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY USED THEIR POCKET BALL TO MAKE THEIR EXPLOSIVE SHEEP EXPLODE NEAR PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]!
  660. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] GOT KNOCKED 17 SPACES BACKWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  661. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  662. OBSERVER BRENTOU IS NOW OBSERVING THE GAME.
  663. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY IS GOING TO THE ENGINEERING SHOP!
  664. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ROLLED 6 + 1 = 7.
  665. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY'S CURSE OF RELATIVITY GOT REMOVED BY THEIR GUARDIAN.
  666. OBSERVER BRENTOU SAYS: OH GOD
  667. OBSERVER BRENTOU SAYS: THIS IS TERRIBLE
  668. SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: FUCK BEING AN ILLUSIONIST, I HAVE NO GOOD ITEMS BECAUSE THEY DISAPPEAR TO FIRE
  669. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] AIMED HER SNIPER RIFLE AT SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY.
  670. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] CAN SHOOT IN 15 SECONDS!
  671. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] INJECTED HERSELF WITH HER SYRINGE'S FLUID AND GAINED THE MAN MODE SKILL, THE BIG GOOMBA CRUSHER EFFECT AND GONORRHEA.
  672. SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BECAME A TRICKY ILLUSIONIST.
  673. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OH JEEZ
  674. YOU CAN NOW FIRE YOUR SNIPER RIFLE!
  675. BRENTOU HAS LEFT THE GAME.
  676. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SHOT ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY DEAD WITH HER SNIPER RIFLE! BOOM HEADSHOT!
  677. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] GAINED 3 RUPEES THROUGH BOUNTY HUNTING.
  678. HUNGRY GAMES: PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] KILLED ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY!
  679. A SPECTATOR NOTICED THE KILL! "SUCH A DELIGHTFUL KILL!"
  680. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: PUT SHIT IN YOUR HAT
  681. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 7 + 2 = 9.
  682. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S BLUE EGG CONSUMED THE HEAT! A BLUE DRAGONLING HATCHED FROM IT!
  683. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] RECEIVED A MAGIC CARROT FROM A BENEFACTOR.
  684. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LOST HER APPETITE AND HER PACMAN SKILL.
  685. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: I PUT MY EGGS IN THE HAT
  686. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ATE HER MAGIC CARROT AND MOVED FORWARD 2 SPACES AND GAINED ARCANE VISION.
  687. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS NOW EATEN [7] FOOD FOR THE HUNGRY GAMES!
  688. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] HAS WON THE HUNGRY GAMES AND HAS EARNED 25 RUPEES AND WILL RECEIVE A LEGENDARY RING SOON!
  689. ***THE HUNGRY GAMES HAVE ENDED!***
  690. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: AIN'T NO FLUX MESSING WITH A WINCON
  691. PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] BECAME A SEXY SUCCUBUS.
  692. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SACRIFICED HER CHLAMYDIA IN A SEXUAL RITUAL AND MOVED 10 SPACES FORWARD!
  693. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S SPICE WEASEL BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  694. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] GOT REVIVED BY HIS GREEN MUSHROOM.
  695. QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BECAME A MYSTICAL SORCERER.
  696. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OMFG
  697. SORCERER [YANGY]'S FISHING POLE BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  698. SORCERER [YANGY] PEACEFULLY ROTS AWAY. (2)
  699. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] REJOINED THE LIVING!
  700. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: THE LAT HUNGER CARRIED OVER
  701. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: ?
  702. ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] BECAME AN ANNOYING LAWYER.
  703. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] COMBINED HIS STAFF WITH A MAGIC CRYSTAL AND 25 RUPEES.
  704. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] CHARGED HIS STAFF WITH WEAPONIZE!
  705. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: LAST HUNGER GAMES?
  706. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 7 + 1 = 8.
  707. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER RECEIVED A NIGHT CRYSTAL FROM HIS GUARDIAN.
  708. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED MULTIVERSAL FLUX TO TURN HIS ORDINARY RING INTO DARTH REVAN'S MASK.
  709. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SOCKETED HIS ORDINARY NECKLACE WITH A NIGHT CRYSTAL AND CREATED AN OPAL NECKLACE!
  710. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER EQUIPPED HIS OPAL NECKLACE.
  711. JUKEBOX: SANTA CRUZ - WASTED & WOUNDED
  712. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SENT HER BLUE DRAGONLING AFTER SORCERER [YANGY]. SORCERER [YANGY] GOT SLOWED BY 5 FOR 2 TURNS!
  713. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER TOOK OUT A LIFE INSURANCE.
  714. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER USED CONDENSE MAGIC ON HIS TRASH CAN AND CREATED A FAIRY CRYSTAL!
  715. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY IS SAFELY TUCKED UNDERGROUND. (1)
  716. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED FORCE BOOST TO GRANT HIMSELF EMPOWERED DICE!
  717. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 8 + 2 = 10.
  718. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S LIFE SHIELD WORE OFF.
  719. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] CHOSE THE SEVENTH RING OF HELL!
  720. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 7 + 1 = 8.
  721. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 8 + 1 = 9.
  722. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER]'S CAFFEINE RUSH WORE OFF.
  723. EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  724. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
  725. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: BULL SHIT
  726. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: LIFE SHIELD.
  727. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: HAZ
  728. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: CATCH THIS FREAKING IDIOT
  729. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: HAX
  730. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: OH MY GOD
  731. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED THE TIME MACHINE...
  732. SORCERER [YANGY] WHISPERS: .
  733. ...AND ENDED UP IN THE PREHISTORY!
  734. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] GAINED 2 MANA.
  735. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HIMSELF.
  736. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] FLED 11 SPACES TO LOSE A GROUP OF MAD CAVEMEN.
  737. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: CHANGE OUR NAMES
  738. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: HUGRY GAMES RING DOESNT MEAN MUCH
  739. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SAYS: AWW
  740. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: THEY ALSO GET FLUXED -_-
  741. SORCERER [YANGY] IS ALIVE! ALIIIIVE!
  742. SORCERER [YANGY] BECAME A CLEVER MERCHANT.
  743. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] WENT FORWARD 2 SPACES THANKS TO TRADE ROUTES.
  744. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 12 + 2 = 14.
  745. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] ATE HIS WATERMELON, RAN 3 SPACES FORWARD AND GAINED 3 WATERMELON SEEDS.
  746. EAT DAT WATERMELON
  747. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] TRADED HIS HAND BUZZER FOR SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S SNIPER RIFLE.
  748. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: THE FELLING OF WINNING DOES
  749. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: SCALES OF JUSTICE.
  750. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] FIRED HIS SONIC SHOTGUN BACKWARD, WHICH BLEW YANGY 7 BACKWARD.
  751. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] READ A BOOK AND LEARNED THE SPELL DEFLECTING FEAT.
  752. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST SCALES OF JUSTICE. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY MOVED FORWARD 15 SPACES. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] MOVED BACK 15 SPACES.
  753. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 5 + 1 = 6.
  754. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  755. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER WENT TO THE OLD MINE.
  756. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ENTERED THE CAVE.
  757. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER STOLE THE DRAGON'S HOARD.
  758. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] USED HER JEWEL JUICER TO JUICE HER SEVENTH RING OF HELL AND DECREASED ALL HER ITEM AND SKILL COOLDOWNS BY 3.
  759. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SUED ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER!
  760. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY IS STILL DEAD. (2)
  761. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] ROLLED 6 + 2 = 8.
  762. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] TRIED TO USE HER BANANA BUT IT WAS A DEADLY ILLUSION FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER! SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] DIED.
  763. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED BY HER VOODOO CHARM AND SHE TURNED INTO A VOLATILE ZOMBIE!
  764. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: LOL
  765. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT]'S SUPERFOOD REMOVED GONORRHEA FROM HER.
  766. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] WAS A VOLATILE ZOMBIE AND EXPLODED ON SPACE 172!
  767. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] IS SAFELY TUCKED UNDERGROUND. (1)
  768. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 9 + 1 = 10.
  769. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  770. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] WENT TO THE ACADEMY OF ADVENTURE.
  771. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ENTERED THE ACADEMY OF ADVENTURE.
  772. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: INTERESTING
  773. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 9 - 4 = 5.
  774. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] GAINED 5 SPEED WHEN DRAGON FROST FADED.
  775. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: SO SUE ONLY TRIGGER ON LEVEL 1
  776. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] RECEIVED AN ACME PIANO.
  777. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] IS GOING TO THE MAGIC SHOP!
  778. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER STORED HIS LOVELY CRYSTAL IN HIS MAGIC HAT.
  779. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] SUED MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY]!
  780. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER STORED HIS FAIRY CRYSTAL IN HIS MAGIC HAT.
  781. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: ER
  782. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: I MEAN
  783. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: STOP SUING ME
  784. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] USED MULTIVERSAL FLUX TO TURN HIS TELEPORTER INTO A PIECE OF RED MEAT.
  785. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER STORED HIS ANCIENT DRAGON CLAW IN HIS MAGIC HAT.
  786. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: UH W/E IDR WHAT JUDGE SAID
  787. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] TOOK OUT A LIFE INSURANCE.
  788. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 2 + 2 = 4.
  789. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] USED HIS IMPROBABILITY DEVICE AND FEELS HUNGRY!
  790. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY SAYS: LOL
  791. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 11 + 1 = 12.
  792. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER GOT INFECTED WITH AIDS.
  793. YOU HAVE AIDS
  794. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HIS SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  795. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY GOT RESURRECTED!
  796. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY ACTIVATED THE BOARD GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE EVENT!
  797. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] THE DUMMY BECAME A BARATHEON!
  798. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WALKED INTO THE CAVE IN STORM'S END.
  799. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: MAYBE I CAN VISIT
  800. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY STORED THEIR HAMMER IN THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  801. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: THE LEGENDARY HOUSE RAYNE
  802. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RETRIEVED THEIR HAMMER FROM THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  803. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SMASHED THEIR PIGGY BANK WITH THEIR HAMMER AND RECEIVED 10 RUPEES AND A PIECE OF BACON!
  804. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY GOT INCAPACITATED IN THE NARROW PASSAGE IN THE CAVE.
  805. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: REYNE
  806. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] SAYS: PLEASE
  807. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER IS GONNA DRINK HIS POTION.
  808. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] IS STILL DEAD. (2)
  809. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] ROLLED 8 + 1 = 9.
  810. JUKEBOX: LUPE FIASCO FT. SKYLAR GREY - WORDS I NEVER SAID
  811. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BECAME A BARATHEON!
  812. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON FOUND A FISH IN THE KITCHEN IN STORM'S END.
  813. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: HUH
  814. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] SAYS: YANGY EKEN ?
  815. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] ROLLED 5 + 1 = 6.
  816. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED FORCE BOOST TO GRANT HIMSELF EMPOWERED DICE!
  817. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] BECAME A LANNISTER!
  818. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER CHOSE TO GO TO THE BROTHEL IN LANNISPORT.
  819. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER FOUND A PILLOW.
  820. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] ROLLED 10 + 2 = 12.
  821. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS]'S MYSTERY SPROUT GREW INTO A WATERMELON!
  822. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SAYS: EKEN
  823. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] BECAME A LANNISTER!
  824. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: ??????????????????
  825. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SAYS: WHO THE HELL IS EKEN
  826. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER TALKED TO THE LANNISTER, WHO ROARED!
  827. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON FLED TO SPACE 129.
  828. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 3 + 1 = 4.
  829. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: EKENDELEKJAHDKASJFHKAS
  830. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] THE MONKEY MASTER BECAME A LANNISTER!
  831. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: INDEED
  832. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER WALKED TO THE BANK IN LANNISPORT.
  833. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: EXCEPT A LIL BIT SHORTER
  834. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: NOT BY MUCH
  835. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER HAS AN ACCOUNT BALANCE OF 20 RUPEES.
  836. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SKIPPED A TURN.
  837. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] GOT INJECTED WITH THE FORCE OF LIFE!
  838. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] BECAME A LANNISTER!
  839. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER CHOSE TO GO TO THE BROTHEL IN LANNISPORT.
  840. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GOT INFECTED WITH HERPES.
  841. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY STORED THEIR ACME ROCKET IN THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  842. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SACRIFICED HER HERPES IN A SEXUAL RITUAL AND MOVED 10 SPACES FORWARD!
  843. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 4 + 1 = 5.
  844. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 5 + 1 = 6.
  845. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S LIFE SHIELD WORE OFF.
  846. EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 2!
  847. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ENTERED THE MAGIC SHOP.
  848. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: OBJECTION!
  849. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S TURN ENDS.
  850. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER UNEQUIPPED HIS OPAL NECKLACE.
  851. *** FLUX TIME! ***
  852. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED ARCANE RELOCATION TO MOVE SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER 4 SPACES BACKWARD.
  853. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER TRIED TO USE HER CHICKEN BUT IT WAS A DEADLY ILLUSION FROM LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER! SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER DIED.
  854. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ROLLED 4 + 1 = 5.
  855. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY EQUIPPED THEIR AMETHYST NECKLACE.
  856. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  857. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER WENT TO THE BROTHEL.
  858. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER FOUND A FLASK OF MOJO.
  859. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RELEASED THEIR EXPLOSIVE SHEEP FORWARD.
  860. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY CAUGHT THEIR OWN EXPLOSIVE SHEEP WITH THEIR POCKET BALL!
  861. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ROLLED 9 + 2 = 11.
  862. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER IS GOING TO THE PAWN SHOP!
  863. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ROLLED 5 + 2 = 7.
  864. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ROLLED 7 + 2 = 9.
  865. "ROLL STREAKIN' LIKE A CHAMP!"
  866. AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 3!
  867. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER READ A BOOK AND LEARNED THE HUMAN AERODYNAMICS FEAT.
  868. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 3 + 1 = 4.
  869. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER RECEIVED A PAIR OF READING GLASSES.
  870. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER DRANK CRAZY JUICE! ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER IS CRAZY. CRAZEH!
  871. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: WAIT WHAT AM I DOING WITH ILLUSIONS
  872. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ROLLED 7 + 1 = 8.
  873. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON STARTED LICKING HIS LOLLIPOP!
  874. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RECEIVED A SHIELD FROM THEIR GUARDIAN.
  875. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: WASTED MY ITEMS
  876. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS ACME MAGNET AND ATTRACTED:
  877. - LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER'S UNLABELED CAN
  878. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RECEIVED NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.
  879. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON OPENED UP HIS UNLABELED CAN. IT WAS A CAN OF WORMS! ALL PLAYERS GOT INFECTED WITH WORMS! EWWW!
  880. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: THEY WOULD JUST FLUX
  881. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: GOT MILK?
  882. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY BOUGHT A HAMMER AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  883. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY BOUGHT A BIT OF SPARKLE POLISH AT THE ENGINEERING SHOP.
  884. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: DRUNK PIKA IS DRUNK
  885. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON PETTED HIS ALBINO BUNNY AND GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN.
  886. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S CAFFEINE RUSH WORE OFF.
  887. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S SUPERFOOD REMOVED WORMS FROM HER.
  888. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER IS STILL PUSHING THE DAISIES. (1)
  889. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: WAIT BUT
  890. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED MULTIVERSAL FLUX TO TURN HIS DARK SCROLL: BLIND INTO A MUSTACHE OF LIFE.
  891. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 10 + 5 = 15.
  892. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 6 + 5 = 11.
  893. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 8 + 5 = 13.
  894. "WOAH! SICK ROLL STREAK, DUDE!"
  895. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S SPEED BOOST WORE OFF.
  896. EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER HAD A ROLL STREAK OF 3!
  897. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON IMPRESSED A HOOKER AND WENT FORWARD 16 SPACES!
  898. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: WHEN THEY FLUX WOULD THEY COUNT AS A "USE" AND KILL YOU?
  899. ***MINIGAME INCOMING!***
  900. A MINIGAME WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE NEXT ROUND EFFECTS! BE READY!
  901. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: NOP
  902. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ROLLED 3 + 1 = 4.
  903. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: BABIES!
  904. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER FOUND A MINING PICK NEAR MOUNT RUSHMORE.
  905. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: FREE ITEM
  906. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER MINED THOMAS JEFFERSON'S HEAD AND RECEIVED A LOVELY CRYSTAL AND 3 BOOKS!
  907. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: I'M MADE OF YELLOW!
  908. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ROLLED 9 + 2 = 11.
  909. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER DRANK HIS LIQUID LUCK...
  910. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER FOUND 5 RUPEES BECAUSE OF HIS LIQUID LUCK.
  911. TO DIGII: FORGOT I USED TO GIVE MYSELF ILLUSIONS
  912. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 10 + 1 = 11.
  913. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S AIDS GOT REMOVED BY HIS GUARDIAN.
  914. TO DIGII: WHOOPS
  915. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S WACKA BALL.
  916. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: 3 WACA
  917. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S HAND GRENADE.
  918. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER CAUGHT HIS CRABS WITH HIS POCKET BALL!
  919. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ENCHANTED HIS DELUMINATOR AND MADE IT SPARKLING.
  920. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER PAWNED HIS DELUMINATOR FOR 19 RUPEES.
  921. OBSERVER GIMP IS NOW OBSERVING THE GAME.
  922. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ROLLED 10 + 1 = 11.
  923. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER USED HIS POCKET BALL TO SEND THE CRABS AFTER SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON GOT INFECTED WITH CRABS, NATURALLY.
  924. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY STOOD AT A CROSSROADS.
  925. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WENT TO THE PAWN SHOP.
  926. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY BOUGHT THE PAWN SHOP OWNER'S TASTY TREATS.
  927. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ATE HIS PUMPKIN AND MOVED FORWARD 1 SPACE.
  928. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER PEACEFULLY ROTS AWAY. (2)
  929. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON SAYS: CAN YOU EAT CRABS?
  930. OBSERVER GIMP SAYS: WHAT IS THIS MODE?
  931. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER IS GOING TO THE ACME SHOP!
  932. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 6 + 1 = 7.
  933. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OINK!
  934. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: SCREAMS
  935. OBSERVER GIMP SAYS: WHY IS EVERYTHING IN CAPS
  936. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON RECEIVED A TRASH CAN.
  937. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: OF FRUSTRATION MODE
  938. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DID NOTHING AT THE BANK.
  939. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: WHAT THE FLUX AND CAPS LOCK DAY
  940. *** MATHY MADNESS! ***
  941. OBSERVER GIMP SAYS: OH
  942. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SAYS: WHY IS EVEYRTHING NO IN. CAPS USUALLY
  943. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  944. DIGII, #IDIOT, YANGY AND AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS WON THE MATHY MADNESS MINIGAME WITH A DIFFERENCE OF 0 AND RECEIVED A GUN, A SCARAB AND AN ORDINARY NECKLACE!
  945. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: RIP
  946. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ROLLED 6 + 1 = 7.
  947. JUKEBOX: DOCTOR P - TETRIS
  948. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A POGO STICK AT THE ACME SHOP.
  949. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A PIANO AT THE ACME SHOP.
  950. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A MAGNET AT THE ACME SHOP.
  951. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT AN EXTENDO FIST AT THE ACME SHOP.
  952. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A ROCKET AT THE ACME SHOP.
  953. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: AND SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD!
  954. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  955. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  956. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  957. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  958. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY STORED THEIR TASTY TONGUE PIERCING IN THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  959. GIMP HAS LEFT THE GAME.
  960. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SHOT HIMSELF TO SPACE 155 WITH HIS ACME ROCKET AND DIED!
  961. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER RECEIVED 30 RUPEES FROM LIFE INSURANCE!
  962. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER DIED AND LOST ALL DISEASES (WORMS).
  963. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER GOT KNOCKED 9 SPACES BACKWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  964. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SKIPPED A TURN.
  965. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 8 + 1 = 9.
  966. A PIG FELL ON ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S HEAD!
  967. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER CAUGHT A PIG WITH HIS POCKET BALL!
  968. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED MULTIVERSAL FLUX TO TURN HIS TRASH CAN INTO A MAGIC BROOM.
  969. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ROLLED 8 + 1 = 9.
  970. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS POCKET BALL AND SENT A PIG AFTER SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON.
  971. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER FELL ASLEEP ON HIS COMFY PILLOW.
  972. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON CHARGED HIS MAGIC BROOM WITH A HAPPY CRYSTAL AND FLEW 8 SPACES FORWARDS.
  973. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY KNEW THE ANSWER AND RECEIVED 6 RUPEES.
  974. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GOT INJECTED WITH THE FORCE OF LIFE!
  975. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER IS GOING TO THE ACME SHOP!
  976. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER RECEIVED A PAIR OF READING GLASSES.
  977. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER IMPROBABILITY DEVICE AND FOUND A CHARGED LIGHT WAND.
  978. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 4 + 1 = 5.
  979. ***REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!***
  980. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER LIGHT WAND TO CAST RUNES OF GUIDANCE ON HERSELF! RUNES HAVE APPEARED ON SPACES 168, 169, 174 AND 195.
  981. A PIG FELL ON SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S HEAD!
  982. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED THEIR CRYSTAL METH AND GAINED EXTREME FOCUS!
  983. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY BECAME DEHYDRATED. BETTER DRINK SOMETHING FAST!
  984. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON CAUGHT A PIG WITH HIS POCKET BALL!
  985. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RETRIEVED THEIR TASTY TONGUE PIERCING FROM THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  986. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER IS STILL PUSHING THE DAISIES. (1)
  987. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ATE HIS LEMON, RAN 1 SPACE FORWARD AND REMOVED HIS CRABS.
  988. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SKIPPED A TURN.
  989. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER'S TEMPORARY LUCK WORE OFF.
  990. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ATE THEIR WATERMELON, RAN 2 SPACES FORWARD AND GAINED 4 WATERMELON SEEDS.
  991. EAT DAT WATERMELON
  992. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ATE A REFRESHING WATERMELON AND IS NO LONGER DEHYDRATED!
  993. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: THOSE ARE GONE
  994. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER STORED A PART OF HIS SOUL IN HIS SOULSTONE.
  995. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 6 + 2 = 8.
  996. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON GAINED 2 MANA.
  997. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HIMSELF.
  998. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS DARK SCROLL TO TURN HIMSELF INTO A LIVING BOMB!
  999. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN FROM HIS MAGIC AFFINITY.
  1000. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER EARNED 38 RUPEES FROM THE BANK.
  1001. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S SPEED BOOST WORE OFF.
  1002. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GOT INFECTED WITH AIDS.
  1003. YOU HAVE AIDS
  1004. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ROLLED 2 + 1 = 3.
  1005. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: I'M MADE OF YELLOW!
  1006. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: AIDS AGAIN
  1007. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY HAD THEIR SPEED INCREASED BY 2 THANKS TO GANDALF THE WHITE.
  1008. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY STORED THEIR TASTY TONGUE PIERCING IN THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  1009. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ROLLED 7 + 2 = 9.
  1010. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS POCKET BALL AND SENT A PIG AFTER SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER.
  1011. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S CRYSTAL METH FOCUS WORE OFF.
  1012. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S SUPERFOOD WORE OFF.
  1013. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER READ HER CARDS...
  1014. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER COMBINED HIS BOOTS WITH HIS BALACLAVA TO CREATE SNEAKERS.
  1015. ...AND CHOSE TO GO TO THE HELL'S ANGEL!
  1016. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ENCOUNTERED A HELL'S ANGEL.
  1017. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER HITCHED A RIDE WITH THE HELL'S ANGEL, GOT RAPED JUST A LITTLE BIT AND GOT INFECTED WITH GONORRHEA.
  1018. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER STOLE AN UNLABELED CAN FROM THE HELL'S ANGEL.
  1019. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: NNO
  1020. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: I'M MADE OF YELLOW!
  1021. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED THEIR GRAND DISAPPEARANCE TO MOVE BACK 10 SPACES.
  1022. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 6 + 2 = 8.
  1023. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: NO
  1024. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY KNOCKED ALL THEIR ENEMIES 4 SPACES BACK WITH THEIR SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  1025. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY KNOCKED ALL THEIR ENEMIES 3 SPACES BACK WITH THEIR SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  1026. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY KNOCKED ALL THEIR ENEMIES 3 SPACES BACK WITH THEIR SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  1027. JUKEBOX: J. COLE FEAT. TLC - CROOKED SMILE
  1028. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY KNOCKED ALL THEIR ENEMIES 4 SPACES BACK WITH THEIR SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  1029. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY OVERCHARGED THEIR SPACE CAPACITATOR AND GOT KNOCKED BACK 34 SPACES.
  1030. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON RECEIVED A FLASK OF MOJO FROM HUGH HEFNER.
  1031. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ATE HIS WATERMELON, RAN 1 SPACE FORWARD AND GAINED 4 WATERMELON SEEDS.
  1032. EAT DAT WATERMELON
  1033. OBSERVER INSTABONER IS NOW OBSERVING THE GAME.
  1034. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED THEIR GRAND DISAPPEARANCE TO MOVE BACK TO SPACE 91.
  1035. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER IS GONNA USE HIS DISS CARD: ENSNARE.
  1036. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SUED ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER!
  1037. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER RETRIEVED HIS LOVELY CRYSTAL FROM HIS MAGIC HAT.
  1038. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER IS STILL PUSHING THE DAISIES. (2)
  1039. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SEDUCED SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON, WHO MOVED 8 SPACES TOWARDS HER.
  1040. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ROLLED 6 + 2 = 8.
  1041. OBSERVER INSTABONER SAYS: DAMN I LOVE WHAT THE FLUX
  1042. OBSERVER INSTABONER SAYS: ALSO GOD BLESS CAPS LOCK DAY
  1043. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER RECEIVED WEED.
  1044. THIS ITEM IS PASSIVE. CLICKING IT SERVES NO USE.
  1045. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER'S DISS CARD LOWERED SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S SPEED BY 1.
  1046. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER EQUIPPED HER PEARL NECKLACE.
  1047. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 9 + 2 = 11.
  1048. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER IS SANE AGAIN. WELL... AS SANE AS HE GETS.
  1049. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED CONDENSE MAGIC ON HIS LOVELY CRYSTAL!
  1050. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED CONDENSE MAGIC TO CREATE A LIGHT SCROLL: GUARDIAN.
  1051. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ENTERED THE ACADEMY OF ADVENTURE.
  1052. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SUBSCRIBED TO THE HUMAN AERODYNAMICS COURSE.
  1053. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER STORED HIS READING GLASSES IN HIS MAGIC HAT.
  1054. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ROLLED 6 + 3 = 9.
  1055. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY STOOD IN FRONT OF THE PIRATE SHIP.
  1056. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO GIVE HIMSELF A GUARDIAN.
  1057. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN FROM HIS MAGIC AFFINITY.
  1058. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WENT TO THE PALM TREE.
  1059. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SLAMMED THE PALM TREE WITH THEIR HAMMER AND GOT A COCONUT!
  1060. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ATE HIS WACKA BALL AND GAINED THE PACMAN SKILL.
  1061. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SUCCESSFULLY SLICED THEIR COCONUT WITH THEIR SWORD AND CREATED TWO HALVES OF COCONUT.
  1062. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY BANGED THEIR TWO HALVES OF COCONUT TOGETHER TO RIDE FORWARD 5 SPACES.
  1063. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED ARCANE RELOCATION TO MOVE HIMSELF 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1064. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY STORED THEIR TWO HALVES OF COCONUT IN THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  1065. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS GRAND DISAPPEARANCE TO MOVE BACK 18 SPACES.
  1066. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ROLLED 5.
  1067. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER TAPED HIMSELF TO ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WITH HIS DUCT TAPE.
  1068. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ACTIVATED HER RUNES OF GUIDANCE!
  1069. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER FLASHED 19 SPACES FORWARDS!
  1070. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1071. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER THREW HIS HAND GRENADE TO SPACE 103.
  1072. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GOT KNOCKED 6 SPACES FORWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1073. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY GOT KNOCKED 9 SPACES FORWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1074. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1075. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1076. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1077. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER STOLE ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S SCARAB WITH HIS SNEAKERS!
  1078. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS NEURALYZER ON SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER AND ORDERED THEM TO GIVE HIM AN ITEM.
  1079. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WAS IMMUNE TO BLIND THANKS TO ARCANE VISION.
  1080. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER FORGOT HER BOUNTY HUNTING.
  1081. - SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GAVE HIM HER BRAIN TRANSPLANTER.
  1082. INSTABONER HAS LEFT THE GAME.
  1083. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GAVE SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON A FREE DRINK...
  1084. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON GOT INFECTED WITH GONORRHEA.
  1085. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUGHT A POGO STICK AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1086. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUGHT A HAND GRENADE AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1087. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUGHT A ROCKET AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1088. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUGHT A PIANO AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1089. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUGHT A MAGNET AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1090. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS GRAND DISAPPEARANCE TO MOVE BACK TO SPACE 123.
  1091. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUGHT AN EXTENDO FIST AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1092. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ACTIVATED MAN MODE! LET'S GO BALLS DEEP!
  1093. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1094. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HER ACME POGO-STICK.
  1095. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1096. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HER ACME POGO-STICK.
  1097. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HER ACME POGO-STICK.
  1098. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HER ACME POGO-STICK.
  1099. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1100. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER TRIED TO JUMP TOO HIGH AND JUMPED 21 SPACES BACK. SHIT!
  1101. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1102. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SHOT OUT HER EXTENDO FIST BACKWARDS! IT DIDN'T HIT ANYONE, SO IT CAME BACK TO HIT SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER IN THE FACE, KNOCKING HER 10 SPACES FORWARDS AND INCAPACITATING HER!
  1103. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT BECOME INCAPACITATED.
  1104. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1105. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1106. THE DUCT TAPE THAT HELD ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY AND ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER TOGETHER BROKE!
  1107. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1108. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER THREW HER HAND GRENADE TO SPACE 235.
  1109. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GOT KNOCKED 7 SPACES FORWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1110. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1111. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: LOL
  1112. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER OPENED UP HER UNLABELED CAN. IT WAS A CAN OF WHOOPASS! ALL PLAYERS GOT INCAPACITATED! OUCH!
  1113. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT BECOME INCAPACITATED.
  1114. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT BECOME INCAPACITATED.
  1115. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER WAS DEAD AND DID NOT BECOME INCAPACITATED.
  1116. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S MAN MODE HAS ENDED.
  1117. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: THAT WAS FUN
  1118. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON SKIPPED A TURN.
  1119. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY UNEQUIPPED THEIR AMETHYST NECKLACE.
  1120. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER UNEQUIPPED HER PEARL NECKLACE.
  1121. *** FLUX TIME! ***
  1122. EVERYONE RECEIVED A WILDCARD: SHOPS!
  1123. EVERYONE ALSO RECEIVED A RARE WILDCARD: FLAVOR EVENTS!
  1124. INCOME - EVERYONE GAINED 10 RUPEES.
  1125. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: I MEAN
  1126. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ATE HER HUMAN BRAIN, RAN 3 SPACES FORWARD AND LEARNED THE SPELUNKING FEAT.
  1127. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: ILL TAKE IT LOL
  1128. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ATE HER LUMPY SPACE CANDY, MOVED FORWARD 4 SPACES AND GOT THE LUMPY SPACE HICCUPS. MAN, THAT TASTED PURPLE!
  1129. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ATE HER CANDY CANE AND RAN FORWARD 5 SPACES.
  1130. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER CRYSTAL METH AND GAINED EXTREME FOCUS!
  1131. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BECAME DEHYDRATED. BETTER DRINK SOMETHING FAST!
  1132. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY CALLED FOR REINFORCEMENTS ON THEIR RADIO!
  1133. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER IS ALIVE! ALIIIIVE!
  1134. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: CAN I CATCH A SINGLE BREAK
  1135. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER WENT FORWARD 3 SPACES THANKS TO TRADE ROUTES.
  1136. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: LIKE FOR ONCE
  1137. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SOLDERED HER JINXED JEWEL OF DEATH AND HER JINXED JEWEL OF ENCUMBERMENT TOGETHER TO CREATE AN EXPLOSIVE SHEEP!
  1138. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON GAINED 2 MANA.
  1139. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS DARK SCROLL TO ACTIVATE ALL EXPLOSIVES WITH THE DETONATION SPELL!
  1140. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER WAS A LIVING BOMB AND EXPLODED ON SPACE 152!
  1141. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER RECEIVED 30 RUPEES FROM LIFE INSURANCE!
  1142. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER DIED AND LOST ALL DISEASES (AIDS AND WORMS).
  1143. - ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WAS BLOWN TO PIECES!
  1144. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY DIED AND LOST ALL DISEASES (WORMS).
  1145. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER WAS SUED AND HAD TO PAY 10 RUPEES TO SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER.
  1146. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER WAS DEAD AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1147. - MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER WAS BLOWN TO PIECES!
  1148. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S HAND GRENADE EXPLODED!
  1149. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GOT KNOCKED 6 SPACES BACKWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1150. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER WAS DEAD AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1151. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S CORPSE WAS BLOWN HIGH INTO THE AIR.
  1152. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S SPIDER MINE EXPLODED!
  1153. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S CORPSE WAS BLOWN HIGH INTO THE AIR.
  1154. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S EXPLOSIVE CIGAR EXPLODED ON SPACE 157!
  1155. - ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S CORPSE TREMBLED A LITTLE!
  1156. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S EXPLOSIVE SHEEP EXPLODED!
  1157. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GOT KILLED BY AN EXPLOSIVE SHEEP!
  1158. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER'S ROCKET EXPLODED!
  1159. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GOT KNOCKED 7 SPACES FORWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1160. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER WAS DEAD AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1161. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER GOT KNOCKED 8 SPACES FORWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1162. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER WAS DEAD AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1163. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER GOT KILLED BY THE ROCKET!
  1164. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER DIED AND LOST ALL DISEASES (WORMS).
  1165. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: NO
  1166. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: APPARENTLY NOT
  1167. MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BECAME A HOLY PRIEST.
  1168. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER LOST HIS APPETITE AND HIS PACMAN SKILL.
  1169. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON SAYS: DOPE
  1170. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER IS STILL DEAD. (1)
  1171. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S SPEED BOOST WORE OFF.
  1172. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: ;-;
  1173. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER REINCARNATED AS A HYENA.
  1174. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS ROC'S FEATHER TO JUMP FORWARD 3 SPACES.
  1175. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER KILLED HIS BROTHER AND GAINED 2 KARMA.
  1176. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON OPENED UP HIS UNLABELED CAN. IT WAS A CAN OF TUNA!
  1177. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ATE HIS TUNA, RAN 4 SPACES FORWARD AND GAINED THE WHISTLING A HAPPY TUNA BUFF.
  1178. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY GOT RESURRECTED BY THEIR GUARDIAN.
  1179. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: HEY DOES ANYONE WANNA REVIVE ME
  1180. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DRANK HIS SUPER COFFEE AND GAINED SUPER CAFFEINE RUSH!
  1181. OBSERVER DOIL IS NOW OBSERVING THE GAME.
  1182. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: NO
  1183. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED MULTIVERSAL FLUX TO TURN HIS BEER INTO A FLAMETHROWER.
  1184. ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY BECAME A WILD DRUID.
  1185. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: I'M A LAWYER
  1186. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY DRANK THEIR COFFEE AND GAINED CAFFEINE RUSH!
  1187. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: I CAN FUCK THINGS UP FOR FIRST
  1188. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY CAST ENTANGLING ROOTS ON ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER.
  1189. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: HI A LAWYER
  1190. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON IS GOING TO THE MAGIC SHOP!
  1191. DEVELOPER DYSPROSIUMDY IS NOW OBSERVING THE GAME.
  1192. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SHAPESHIFTED INTO CROW FORM AND MOVED 1 SPACE FORWARD!
  1193. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SOARED 4 SPACES FORWARDS.
  1194. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER PEACEFULLY ROTS AWAY. (1)
  1195. OBSERVER DOIL SAYS: WOO GO MUMU
  1196. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 6.
  1197. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RETRIEVED THEIR TASTY TONGUE PIERCING FROM THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  1198. ***REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!***
  1199. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S LIFE SHIELD WORE OFF.
  1200. DEVELOPER DYSPROSIUMDY SAYS: CAPS LOCK DAY!
  1201. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: OH HI DYS
  1202. SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON BECAME A HOLY PRIEST.
  1203. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ATE THEIR HUMAN BRAIN, RAN 6 SPACES FORWARD AND LEARNED THE FIREARMS SPECIALIST FEAT.
  1204. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER REINCARNATED AS A TURTLE.
  1205. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: REVIVE ME U WON'T
  1206. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ATE THEIR MAGIC CARROT AND MOVED FORWARD 6 SPACES AND GAINED ARCANE VISION.
  1207. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ATE THEIR WATERMELON, RAN 5 SPACES FORWARD AND GAINED 3 WATERMELON SEEDS.
  1208. EAT DAT WATERMELON
  1209. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ESCAPED THE SEA EAGLE, CRAWLED INTO THE SEA AND GAINED 2 KARMA.
  1210. TO DOIL: I CAN ACTUALLY PUT PRIEST ANC CUBUS TO GOOD USE FOR ONCE
  1211. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER PEACEFULLY ROTS AWAY. (2)
  1212. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: O
  1213. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 3 + 1 = 4.
  1214. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER RECEIVED A SPEED BOOST FROM HIS GUARDIAN FOR 2 TURNS.
  1215. ENTANGLING ROOTS SHOT UP FROM SPACE 153!
  1216. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GOT ROOTED FOR 1 TURN!
  1217. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER GOT ROOTED FOR 1 TURN!
  1218. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ATTACKED A HUNGRY, HUNGRY HIPPO AND GAINED 1 KARMA.
  1219. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ROLLED 5 + 3 = 8.
  1220. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED THEIR WILDCARD: FLAVOR EVENTS TO GO TO [CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS]!
  1221. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE THE WORST LUCK EVER
  1222. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: BUT YOU KNOW
  1223. JUKEBOX: CHILDREN OF BODOM - DEAD MANS HAND ON YOU
  1224. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RECEIVED SOME CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS FROM CHEF.
  1225. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER RESURRECTED THANKS TO HER RING OF LIGHT.
  1226. OBSERVER DOIL WHISPERS: STORING STDS
  1227. SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER BECAME A HOLY PRIESTESS.
  1228. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY GAINED 2 MANA.
  1229. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED THEIR LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON THEMSELF.
  1230. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER FLAMETHROWER TO SET HERSELF ON FIRE FOR 2 TURNS.
  1231. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S SOUND BLASTER: 'OH, HERRO!'
  1232. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER ROC'S FEATHER TO JUMP FORWARD 3 SPACES.
  1233. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S SOUND BLASTER: 'PERHAPS YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY?'
  1234. OBSERVER DOIL WHISPERS: BETTER THAN 50 MANA
  1235. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED RESURRECT ON HERSELF. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER RECEIVED AN AUTO-RESURRECTION FOR ONE TURN.
  1236. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON THREW HIS HAND GRENADE TO SPACE 266.
  1237. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GOT KNOCKED 9 SPACES BACKWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1238. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1239. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ROLLED 6.
  1240. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON FELT REALLY SICK BECAUSE OF HIS GONORRHEA. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S TURN ENDED.
  1241. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED THEIR POCKET BALL TO MAKE THEIR EXPLOSIVE SHEEP EXPLODE NEAR PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER!
  1242. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GOT KNOCKED 15 SPACES BACKWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1243. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1244. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON GOT KNOCKED 13 SPACES BACKWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1245. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SACRIFICED HER GONORRHEA IN A SEXUAL RITUAL AND MOVED 10 SPACES FORWARD!
  1246. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ROLLED 3 + 1 = 4.
  1247. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1248. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER RELEASED HER UNSTABLE WARP PLASM, WHICH EXPLODED TO BLAST HER 10 SPACES FORWARD!
  1249. - PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON WAS SET ON FIRE!
  1250. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON LASSOED PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SUCCESSFULLY!
  1251. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER HID IN HIS SHELL, SURVIVED THE SHARK ATTACK AND GAINED 2 KARMA.
  1252. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ATE THEIR CHOCOLATE SALTY BALLS, MOVED FORWARD 14 SPACES, GAINED MOJO FOR 15 TURNS AND BECAME DEHYDRATED.
  1253. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY BECAME DEHYDRATED. BETTER DRINK SOMETHING FAST!
  1254. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER IS HUMAN AGAIN.
  1255. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON CUTS A 'Z' IN A DOOR WITH HIS SWORD.
  1256. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER KNOCKED ALL HIS ENEMIES 3 SPACES BACK WITH HIS SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  1257. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1258. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON CUTS A 'Z' IN A DOOR WITH HIS SWORD.
  1259. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER KNOCKED ALL HIS ENEMIES 2 SPACES BACK WITH HIS SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  1260. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1261. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY DRANK A CUP OF TEA.
  1262. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY DRANK A LIQUID AND IS NO LONGER DEHYDRATED!
  1263. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER OPENED UP HIS UNLABELED CAN. IT WAS A CAN OF TUNA!
  1264. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ATE HIS TUNA, RAN 10 SPACES FORWARD AND GAINED THE WHISTLING A HAPPY TUNA BUFF.
  1265. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: HEY I'LL BE ALIVE SOON
  1266. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON ATE HIS WATERMELON, RAN 1 SPACE FORWARD AND GAINED 4 WATERMELON SEEDS.
  1267. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ATE HIS CHOCOLATE BAR AND MOVED FORWARD 11 SPACES.
  1268. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON SPIT A WATERMELON SEED AT PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER! PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GOT KNOCKED BACK 2 SPACES.
  1269. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER IS GONNA USE HIS IMPROBABILITY DEVICE.
  1270. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER IS ALIVE! ALIIIIVE!
  1271. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON GAINED 2 MANA.
  1272. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS DARK SCROLL TO CAST SLOW ON PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER, BUT PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S SPELL SHIELD ABSORBED THE SPELL!
  1273. LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER BECAME A SEXY INCUBUS.
  1274. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 1 + 5 = 6.
  1275. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1276. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER CHARGED HIS LIGHT WAND WITH ACCELERATION!
  1277. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER MATED WITH ANOTHER HYENA AND GAINED 2 KARMA.
  1278. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER USED HIS LIGHT WAND TO CAST ACCELERATION, INCREASING THE SPEED OF EVERYONE.
  1279. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED MULTIVERSAL FLUX TO TURN HIS FISHING POLE INTO A SIGNAL JAMMER.
  1280. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER IS HUMAN AGAIN.
  1281. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED SOME COCAINE AND FEELS AWESOME.
  1282. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ROLLED 5 + 12 = 17.
  1283. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HIMSELF.
  1284. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN FROM HIS MAGIC AFFINITY.
  1285. ***AUCTION TIME!***
  1286. THE PLAYER WHO PLACES THE HIGHEST SECRET BID WINS!
  1287. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SUMMONED A HELLPRIEST WITH HIS DEMONIC RITUAL STONE.
  1288. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER HAS PLACED A BID!
  1289. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SHAPESHIFTED INTO HUMAN FORM AND MOVED 1 SPACE FORWARD!
  1290. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS PLUMBUS TO COOK A STICK OF BUTTER FOR HIMSELF. ITS GRUMBO NEEDS TIME TO RECALIBRATE.
  1291. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER HAS PLACED A BID!
  1292. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY CAST ENTANGLING ROOTS ON PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON.
  1293. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON HAS PLACED A BID!
  1294. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: SPELL SHIELD.
  1295. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY HAD SEX ALL NIGHT LONG AND MOVED FORWARD 18 SPACES!
  1296. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ATE HIS LEMON AND RAN 2 SPACES FORWARD.
  1297. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER CALLED FOR REINFORCEMENTS ON HER RADIO!
  1298. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ROLLED 8 + 1 = 9.
  1299. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY GAINED 2 MANA.
  1300. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED THEIR LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST SPELL SHIELD ON THEMSELF.
  1301. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER WILDCARD: FLAVOR EVENTS TO GO TO [THE HELL'S ANGEL]!
  1302. ***REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!***
  1303. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER USED HIS WILDCARD: FLAVOR EVENTS TO GO TO [THE CAT BUS]!
  1304. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER RAN 2 SPACES BACK WHILE ON FIRE.
  1305. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S TOPAZ NECKLACE BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  1306. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S AUTO-RESURRECTION WORE OFF.
  1307. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER IS GONNA USE HIS IMPROBABILITY DEVICE.
  1308. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: SPELL SHIELD.
  1309. OBSERVER DOIL SAYS: DIGII SWOOP OUT OF NOWHERE
  1310. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL IS NOW OBSERVING THE GAME.
  1311. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST SPELL SHIELD ON HERSELF.
  1312. A PIG FELL ON PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S HEAD!
  1313. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1314. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: TOO MUCH STUFF
  1315. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER CAUGHT A PIG WITH HER POCKET BALL!
  1316. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1317. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON SKIPPED A TURN.
  1318. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON RAN 2 SPACES BACK WHILE ON FIRE.
  1319. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S CRABS BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  1320. ENTANGLING ROOTS SHOT UP FROM SPACE 254!
  1321. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY GOT ROOTED FOR 1 TURN!
  1322. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON GAINED 2 MANA.
  1323. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HIMSELF.
  1324. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY THREW THEIR HAND GRENADE TO SPACE 247.
  1325. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY GOT KNOCKED 9 SPACES FORWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1326. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE THEY WAS ROOTED.
  1327. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1328. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GOT KNOCKED 10 SPACES BACKWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1329. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT RECEIVE THE SKIP-A-TURN.
  1330. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WUT
  1331. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER LASSOED DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SUCCESSFULLY!
  1332. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE THEY WAS ROOTED.
  1333. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RETRIEVED THEIR TWO HALVES OF COCONUT FROM THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  1334. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER CHARGED HER LIGHT WAND WITH MOMENTUM!
  1335. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ROLLED 5 + 3 = 8.
  1336. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER USED HIS PLUMBUS TO COOK A SWORDFISH FOR PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER. ITS DINGLE BOP NEEDS TIME TO HEAT UP AGAIN.
  1337. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER RETRIEVED HIS READING GLASSES FROM HIS MAGIC HAT.
  1338. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WHY IS A HASHTAG PLAYING
  1339. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER GAINED 2 MANA.
  1340. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HIMSELF.
  1341. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON SHOT AN ARROW AT PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER, BUT MISSED.
  1342. OBSERVER DOIL SAYS: AINT NO HASHIE
  1343. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: DUNNO
  1344. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER RECEIVED A LIGHT SCROLL: SPELL SHIELD.
  1345. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER POCKET BALL AND SENT A PIG AFTER PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON.
  1346. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1347. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER LIGHT WAND TO CAST MOMENTUM ON HERSELF.
  1348. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1349. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1350. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1351. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER CHARGED HER LIGHT WAND WITH SAVE POINT!
  1352. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A POGO STICK AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1353. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A ROCKET AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1354. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SENT HIS CRABS AFTER PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON GOT INFECTED WITH CRABS.
  1355. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A HAND GRENADE AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1356. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A MAGNET AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1357. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUGHT A PIANO AT THE ACME SHOP.
  1358. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WATCH AS THE HASHTAG WINS
  1359. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1360. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1361. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: TBH WITH MY SKILL I'M BASICALLY A HASHTAG
  1362. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1363. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1364. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS DARK SCROLL TO CAST PRIME EVIL!
  1365. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER STOOD ON SPACE 157, WHICH IS A PRIME NUMBER. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER MOVED BACK 25 SPACES!
  1366. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER STOOD ON SPACE 233, WHICH IS A PRIME NUMBER. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER MOVED BACK 25 SPACES!
  1367. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: HOLY FUCK
  1368. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ROLLED 8 + 4 = 12.
  1369. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER HURLED AN ICY FROSTBOLT AT PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON, ROOTING HIM FOR 1 TURN.
  1370. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER WENT 18 SPACES FORWARD ON THE CAT BUS!
  1371. CAT BUS
  1372. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1373. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY IS GONNA USE THEIR IMPROBABILITY DEVICE.
  1374. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: BUT YOURE NOT THE HASHTAG IM SPEAKING OF
  1375. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1376. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1377. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER ATE HIS FREE SHAVACADOO AND GAINED SUPERFOOD FOR 9 TURNS!
  1378. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1379. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1380. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1381. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ROLLED 7 + 6 = 13.
  1382. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1383. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER EXCHANGED HIS BAG OF 5 SCHMECKLES FOR 10 RUPEES.
  1384. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1385. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1386. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1387. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1388. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER IS GOING TO THE MAGIC SHOP!
  1389. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SAYS: ROOT HIM
  1390. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER RETRIEVED HIS ANCIENT DRAGON CLAW FROM HIS MAGIC HAT.
  1391. ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BECAME A SEXY INCUBUS.
  1392. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SAYS: SOMEONE ROOT HIM. HE'S FROZEN
  1393. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HERSELF.
  1394. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SEDUCED PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON, WHO MOVED 8 SPACES TOWARDS HIM.
  1395. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1396. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY ROLLED 9 - 2 = 7.
  1397. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE THEY WAS ROOTED.
  1398. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S CRYSTAL METH FOCUS WORE OFF.
  1399. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OMG
  1400. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY RETRIEVED THEIR ACME ROCKET FROM THEIR MAGIC HAT.
  1401. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SOLDERED HER POTION AND HER BOOK: FISHERMAN TOGETHER TO CREATE A PAIR OF ROCKET BOOTS!
  1402. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED THEIR IMPROBABILITY DEVICE AND FEELS HUNGRY!
  1403. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER ROCKET BOOTS TO JUMP FORWARD TO SPACE 219.
  1404. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1405. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ATE HIS SWORDFISH AND MOVED FORWARD 12 SPACES.
  1406. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1407. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER COMBINED HER ROCKET BOOTS WITH HER ROC'S FEATHER TO CREATE PEGASUS BOOTS.
  1408. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SACRIFICED HIS CROCODILE IN A SEXUAL RITUAL AND GAINED SYPHILIS AND AN ETHEREAL GEM!
  1409. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER PEGASUS BOOTS TO CHARGE 10 SPACES FORWARD.
  1410. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1411. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER COMBINED HER PEGASUS BOOTS WITH HER IMPROBABILITY DEVICE TO CREATE SPIRIT SLIPPERS.
  1412. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER SPIRIT SLIPPERS TO WALK FORWARD TO SPACE 235.
  1413. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1414. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY CALLED FOR REINFORCEMENTS ON THEIR RADIO!
  1415. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ROLLED 10 + 2 = 12.
  1416. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1417. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER GAVE DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY A FREE DRINK...
  1418. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1419. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ATE HER DONUT, RAN 21 SPACES FORWARD, BECAME INCAPACITATED FOR 1 TURN AND DENIED FOR 3 TURNS.
  1420. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1421. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WAS IMMUNE AND DID NOT BECOME INCAPACITATED.
  1422. ***REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED!***
  1423. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS DARK SCROLL TO CAST THE SHATTER SPELL ON PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON, BUT PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON'S HAD NO FROZEN ITEMS.
  1424. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: STOP
  1425. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HIMSELF.
  1426. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: NO ORE
  1427. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: MORE
  1428. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WTF
  1429. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER RETRIEVED HIS CHARGED DARK WAND FROM HIS MAGIC HAT.
  1430. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER ROC'S FEATHER TO JUMP FORWARD 3 SPACES.
  1431. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1432. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S LUMPY SPACE HICCUPS WORE OFF.
  1433. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER RAN 1 SPACES BACK WHILE ON FIRE.
  1434. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1435. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER'S CHLOROFORM BURNED IN THE FIRE.
  1436. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER USED HIS DARK WAND TO DENY VICTORY TO PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON FOR 2 TURNS!
  1437. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: YOU ACTUALLY DID THOSE CLASSES FOR THIS BET GAME TOO
  1438. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER COMBINED HER SPIRIT SLIPPERS WITH HER IMPROBABILITY DEVICE TO CREATE ROCKET BOOTS.
  1439. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER ROCKET BOOTS TO JUMP FORWARD TO SPACE 280.
  1440. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1441. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER COMBINED HER ROCKET BOOTS WITH HER ROC'S FEATHER TO CREATE PEGASUS BOOTS.
  1442. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER IRON COIN. "VALAR MORGHULIS."
  1443. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BOUNCED 4 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1444. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1445. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1446. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1447. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER PEGASUS BOOTS TO CHARGE 10 SPACES FORWARD.
  1448. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1449. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BOUNCED 2 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1450. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1451. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1452. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1453. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER GAINED 2 MANA.
  1454. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST SPELL SHIELD ON HIMSELF.
  1455. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER USED HER LIGHT WAND TO PROTECT HERSELF WITH THE SAVE POINT SPELL. THE SAVE POINT EFFECT IS LOCKED ON SPACE 290!
  1456. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER CHARGED HER LIGHT WAND WITH SPELL SHIELD!
  1457. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER AIMED HIS HOOKSHOT FORWARD, HIT INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER AND MOVED TO SPACE 168.
  1458. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1459. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER ENCOUNTERED A HELL'S ANGEL.
  1460. OBSERVER DOIL SAYS: HASHIE AINT GIVE A SHIT
  1461. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER HITCHED A RIDE WITH THE HELL'S ANGEL, GOT RAPED JUST A LITTLE BIT AND GOT INFECTED WITH GONORRHEA.
  1462. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1463. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST RUNES OF GUIDANCE ON HIMSELF! RUNES HAVE APPEARED ON SPACES 153, 158, 164 AND 169.
  1464. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN FROM HIS MAGIC AFFINITY.
  1465. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER STOLE AN UNLABELED CAN FROM THE HELL'S ANGEL.
  1466. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS LIGHT SCROLL TO CAST LIFE SHIELD ON HIMSELF, BUT THE MAGIC DID NOT STACK.
  1467. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GAINED A +4 SPEED BOOST FOR 1 TURN FROM HIS MAGIC AFFINITY.
  1468. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER DISPELLED TEMPORARILY DENIED FROM HERSELF.
  1469. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WON THE GAME!
  1470. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: WELP
  1471. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: GG
  1472. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: GG
  1473. DEVELOPER DYSPROSIUMDY SAYS: WOW!
  1474. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON SAYS: GG
  1475. INCUBUS LAWYER ILLUSIONIST [AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS] LANNISTER SAYS: DAMMIT
  1476. DEVELOPER DYSPROSIUMDY SAYS: HASHTAG WINS CASH GAME! :3
  1477. OBSERVER DOIL SAYS: THE STRONGEST DENY
  1478. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SAYS: MUMU PLEASE
  1479. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: WTFAM I GONNA DO NAO
  1480. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  1481. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: HAHAHAHA
  1482. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: MUMU
  1483. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: YOU WON
  1484. AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS HAS LEFT THE GAME!
  1485. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: SUGAR THAT IS MUMU
  1486. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: PRIESTESS
  1487. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: THIS WAS MUMU?
  1488. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING
  1489. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: IN ITS LIFE
  1490. *** AFTER PARTY! ***
  1491. YOU CAN NOW USE ITEMS AND SKILLS, EVEN IF YOU ARE DEAD, INCAPACITATED OR DISARMED!
  1492. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: DISPELLED A DENY
  1493. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ATTRACTED PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER WITH HIS TRACTOR BEAM, WHO GOT PULLED 11 SPACES BACK.
  1494. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1495. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: EH
  1496. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WOW
  1497. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER THREW HIS HAND GRENADE TO SPACE 203.
  1498. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER GOT KNOCKED 11 SPACES FORWARD AND HAS TO SKIP A TURN!
  1499. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1500. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SHOT HIMSELF TO SPACE 233 WITH HIS ACME ROCKET AND DIED!
  1501. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED THANKS TO LIFE SHIELD AND GAINED A RENEWED LIFE SHIELD!
  1502. NOBODY GOT HIT.
  1503. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ATE HIS LEMON AND RAN 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1504. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1505. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1506. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1507. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SHOT THEMSELF TO SPACE 268 WITH THEIR ACME ROCKET AND DIED!
  1508. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY'S DEATH WAS BLOCKED THANKS TO LIFE SHIELD AND GAINED A RENEWED LIFE SHIELD!
  1509. NOBODY GOT HIT.
  1510. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ACTIVATED HIS RUNES OF GUIDANCE, BUT NO PLAYERS WERE STANDING ON A RUNE.
  1511. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1512. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1513. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: I CANT BELIEVE YOU WON WITH THOSE CLASSES
  1514. DEVELOPER DYSPROSIUMDY SAYS: GG
  1515. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1516. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1517. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1518. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1519. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1520. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1521. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1522. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1523. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1524. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1525. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1526. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1527. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD, AWAY FROM PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER.
  1528. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1529. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1530. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1531. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1532. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1533. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1534. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1535. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1536. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1537. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED FLASH TO TELEPORT 4 SPACES FORWARD.
  1538. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1539. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON USED HIS ROC'S FEATHER TO JUMP FORWARD 3 SPACES.
  1540. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1541. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: :(
  1542. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DRANK THE COCOS MILK FROM HIS COCONUT AND MOVED 5 SPACES FORWARD.
  1543. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1544. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS ETHEREAL GEM TO MAKE HIS HELLPRIEST ETHEREAL.
  1545. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER STRUCK FEAR INTO HIS ENEMIES' HEARTS!
  1546. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON TRIED TO JUMP TOO HIGH AND JUMPED 21 SPACES BACK. FUCK!
  1547. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1548. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER RELEASED HIS COW BACKWARD.
  1549. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS IRON COIN. "VALAR MORGHULIS."
  1550. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ATE HIS GHB AND FELL ASLEEP...
  1551. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS CRYSTAL METH AND GAINED EXTREME FOCUS!
  1552. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BECAME DEHYDRATED. BETTER DRINK SOMETHING FAST!
  1553. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER FAILED TO FIND A LIVING PLAYER ON HIS SPACE TO EAT WITH PACMAN.
  1554. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS POCKET BALL ON NOTHING.
  1555. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: FROSTBOLT OP
  1556. GLUE MINE BURIED.
  1557. OBSERVER DOIL SAYS: HOW ABOU
  1558. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S GLUE MINE EXPLODED!
  1559. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER GOT GLUED TO THE FLOOR AND GOT ROOTED.
  1560. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: DRUID ROOT IS WORSE
  1561. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: ACTUALLY
  1562. OBSERVER DOIL SAYS: A MONEY MATCH THAT ISNT WTFMODE
  1563. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ENCHANTED HIS SWORD AND MADE IT SOULBOUND.
  1564. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER PLAYS A BIT WITH HIS SWORD.
  1565. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER CUTS A 'Z' IN A DOOR WITH HIS SWORD.
  1566. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SLASHES AT SOME GRASS WITH HIS SWORD.
  1567. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S SWORD BROKE.
  1568. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER BOUNCED 3 SPACES FORWARD ON HIS ACME POGO-STICK.
  1569. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1570. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER TRIED TO JUMP TOO HIGH AND JUMPED 26 SPACES BACK. SHIT!
  1571. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1572. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: FROST IMMUNE DOESNT COUNTER IT EITHER
  1573. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER ACTIVATES HIS SIGNAL JAMMER. THE SIGNAL JAM MAKES CONTROLLERS MALFUNCTION WHEN USED FOR 2 ROUNDS!
  1574. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS HOOKSHOT BUT DIDN'T HIT ANYONE.
  1575. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: AND IT GIVES PEOPLE BAD DREAMS
  1576. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS WILDCARD: FLAVOR EVENTS TO GO TO [PUTIN'S WARM HAT]!
  1577. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: YES IT DOES
  1578. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER USED HIS TRUTH SERUM ON DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY.
  1579. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY WHISPERS: I STILL WET MY BED REGULARLY.
  1580. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: TRU
  1581. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER'S SOUND BLASTER: 'DON'T... LIE... TO ME.'
  1582. DRUID ILLUSIONIST SORCERER [DIGII] BARATHEON THE DUMMY SAYS: OK GGG BYE
  1583. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: THAT WAS
  1584. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER SLAUGHTERED HIS COW AND MADE A SAUSAGE!
  1585. DIGII HAS LEFT THE GAME!
  1586. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER USED HIS BUTTER TO MAKE HIS SAUSAGE DELICIOUS.
  1587. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER ATE HIS SAUSAGE AND MOVED FORWARD 5 SPACES!
  1588. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1589. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: PERFECTLY TIMED TRUTH SERUM
  1590. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: BAU
  1591. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: WITH "YES BAD DREAM "
  1592. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: SO WHO ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  1593. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER KNOCKED ALL HIS ENEMIES 2 SPACES BACK WITH HIS SPACE CAPACITATOR.
  1594. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1595. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1596. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1597. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: LOL
  1598. PRIEST MERCHANT SORCERER [YANGY] LANNISTER OVERCHARGED HIS SPACE CAPACITATOR AND GOT KNOCKED BACK 20 SPACES.
  1599. PRIEST SORCERER QUANTUM PHYSICIST [EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER] BARATHEON DIDN'T MOVE BECAUSE HE WAS ROOTED.
  1600. YANGY HAS LEFT THE GAME!
  1601. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: THAT IS MUMUPIKACHU
  1602. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: ._.
  1603. TO SUGARMONKEY: OK I DONT MIND
  1604. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OFC
  1605. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: IKR
  1606. EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER HAS LEFT THE GAME!
  1607. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: IF JUST TO
  1608. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: ?
  1609. TO SUGARMONKEY: I MEAN I DONT MIND COINS GET A SCOPE TO MAKE MORE ARTEFACT GAMES O/
  1610. TO SUGARMONKEY: IF JUST TO GET A SCOPE*
  1611. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: ER RIP MY ENGLISH
  1612. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: KMS
  1613. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WUT
  1614. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: A SCOPE? WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
  1615. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: NVM THAT
  1616. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: ALSO
  1617. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: CAN SOMEONE WHO GOT BEFORE GET AGAIN ? IDR
  1618. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: NVM
  1619. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WUT
  1620. TO SEBASTEAL: TECHNICALLY I DIDNT GET RIGHT?
  1621. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: GOT WHAT
  1622. TO SEBASTEAL: SINCE YOU GAVE
  1623. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: 1 PER DAY
  1624. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
  1625. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: NVM
  1626. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: THAT WAS ME
  1627. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: OH
  1628. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: SUGAR
  1629. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: 1 WIN PER DAY
  1630. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: YOU NEVER DONATED FOR MUMU RIGHT
  1631. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: RIGHT RIGHT SORRY
  1632. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: OH JEEZ
  1633. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: SILLY MARILL
  1634. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: SUGAR ITS FOR MUMUPIKACHU
  1635. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: ANYWAY ITS FINE THEN
  1636. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: SO ITS FINE
  1637. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: WHON THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON? ARE YOU SURE THIS IS MUMU?
  1638. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: YES
  1639. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: HASHTAG TELL HIM
  1640. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: YOUR MUMU RIGHT
  1641. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: SEEMS LIEK A NUB
  1642. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: WUT
  1643. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: SHE DOES THIS WHEN SHE HASHTAGS
  1644. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: SHE PICKS THE WORST CLASSES
  1645. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: AN EXPERIENCED NUB
  1646. OBSERVER SHEOGORATHTHEMADGOD SAYS: ROFL
  1647. DEVELOPER DYSPROSIUMDY SAYS: WELL, I DO THINK #IDIOT NEEDS TO SAY WHO HE OR SHE IS.
  1648. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: OYE HASHTAG
  1649. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: TELL HIM
  1650. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: OH
  1651. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: YOURE MUMU
  1652. DEVELOPER DYSPROSIUMDY SAYS: OR ELSE WE CAN'T KNOW IF IT'S MUMU, RIGHT?
  1653. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: OK OK
  1654. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: RIGHT
  1655. DOIL HAS LEFT THE GAME.
  1656. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: RIGHT RIGHT I THOUGHT THE CLASSES GAVE IT AWAY
  1657. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: MUMU SAY YOUR NAME
  1658. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: I KNOW ITS YOU CAUSE I KNOW YOU
  1659. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: HI MY NAME IS MUMUPIKACHU AND I AM AN IDIOT
  1660. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: >NAME
  1661. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: YEAH SEE
  1662. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: USERNAME*
  1663. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: TOLD YA
  1664. DEVELOPER DYSPROSIUMDY SAYS: ^^
  1665. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: SHE ALWAYS USES THAT AS A HASHTAG NAME
  1666. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: IDK WHY
  1667. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: @SEB I JUST MEANT
  1668. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: (07:34) [SEBASTEAL] : LOLOL (07:34) [SEBASTEAL] : MUMU YOU COULD GET MORE EMOTES (07:34) [SEBASTEAL] : YOU SHOULD GET THEM, ITS FUN
  1669. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: DIDNT SAY YOU WERE WRONG
  1670. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: MORE LIKE
  1671. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: KEK
  1672. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: FOR THE SEASONAL MAKING
  1673. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: KEK
  1674. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: SUGAR YOURE A FUN GUY
  1675. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: ALSO YEAH
  1676. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: EMOTE AWAY
  1677. INCUBUS ILLUSIONIST ENCHANTER [SUGARMONKEY] LANNISTER THE MONKEY MASTER SAYS: OK ENOUGH OF DIS CAPS
  1678. SUGARMONKEY HAS LEFT THE GAME!
  1679. DYSPROSIUMDY HAS LEFT THE GAME.
  1680. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: YEAH IT HURTS MY EYES
  1681. OBSERVER SEBASTEAL SAYS: GJ MUMU
  1682. SEBASTEAL HAS LEFT THE GAME.
  1683. PRIESTESS SUCCUBUS PACMAN LAWYER [#IDIOT] LANNISTER SAYS: TY
  1684.  
  1685. #IDIOT WON!
  1686.  
  1687. NAME KILLS DEATHS SUICIDES SPACE
  1688. #IDIOT 5 4 1 306
  1689. EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER 3 1 0 292
  1690. DIGII 0 2 0 250
  1691. YANGY 0 3 2 207
  1692. AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS 1 2 0 169
  1693. SUGARMONKEY 3 2 0 168
  1694.  
  1695. GAME TIME: 41:09
  1696.  
  1697. AFTER PARTY
  1698.  
  1699. #IDIOT IS SUPERIOR!
  1700. EVILASSMOTHERFUCKER CAN FEEL THE FRUSTRATION. SO CLOSE!
  1701. DIGII CRIES QUIETLY.
  1702. YANGY SUCKED BALLS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
  1703. AWESOMEYETDANGEROUS IS NOT WORTHY.
  1704. WATCHING SUGARMONKEY PLAY WAS LIKE BEATING MY HEAD AGAINST A BRICK WALL. EVEN MORE SO.
  1705.  
  1706. CREATE GAME! ---- GO BACK TO THE LOBBY!
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