Order Disorder

A poem made from the request of an anon: "The Louds order a meal from the Burpin' Burger"

Order Disorder

Burping Burger... Great place... To stuff your face
With food... That you will savor... The burgers of great flavor
To this place... Comes a van at high speed... With a family of 13 ready to feed
They park... As fast they can... To quickly get out of their old blue van
Quickly... They form a long line... Each one saying what they will dine
First up... At the head of the bunch... Are the husband and wife; both ready for lunch
The cashier asked... "What will you buy?"... Their response being, "Two Burping Burgers and an extra large fries!"
After That... They both moved to the back... To let the next one order their midday snack
"What will it be?"... The man asked the girl of 17... "I'll take a Burping Burger with a side of chili beans"
She left... And the next to order... Was one who appeared to have a mental disorder
"OMG!"... Leni mused... "Is it my turn to order?" She said dazed and confused
"Yes... Now what will it be?"... "I'll like have, ummmm. I don't have money, is there anything free?"
"Uhh!"... The ones behind her sighed... "Remember you're not the one paying," Luna said by her side
"Oh right!... Then I'll take a Burpin Blast"... Finally done, she let Luna order at last
"Your order?"... He asked the girl who loves to jam... "I'm digging the Burping Burger with Smoked Ham"
Now done... Luna went to leave... And up came Luan with a joke up her sleeve
"What will it be?"... "I'll have a burger and a coke"... She prepared her punchline to the joke
"What kind of coke?"... I'll think I'll have a SQUIRT!"... She said as she squeezed the flower on her shirt
Now wet... The cashier gave a small smile... "Good one Luan, I haven't laughed in a while."
Luan left... After handing him a napkin... And standing in front now was the athlete named Lynn [Jr]
"Oh God"... The cashier softly said... He knew that Lynn could eat and still not be fed
"Hey Jim!"... He yelled to the cook in the kitchen... "Get three meatballs cooking cause Lynn's ordering!"
"Pshht... I'm not in the mood for my usual right this minute".... Relieved, the cashier yelled again, "Never mind Jim, she didn't-"
"Instead... I'll take 6 Burping Meatball Meals"... The cashier looked afraid, "Is this for reals?"
"You know it"... Lynn replied... Leaving the cashier stupified
She left... The cashier yelled so the cook could hear... "Jim! She's ordered SIX subs!", the cook looked back in pure fear.
Panic... That was the look... That was the on the face of the cook.
Of course... The cooking was Jim's deal... The cashier had to worry about getting the rest of the family's meal
He saw... The next to come was a white haired 11 year old boy... He ordered, "A Kids Burping Burger Meal, and don't forget the exclusive Ace Savvy toy!"
Onto the next... A girl in black who looked like she could give a curse... And she ordered in pure verse

"My Order
Burger with spice
That would be nice
A side of fries
To go with my unheard cries
My Order"

With that... She left to be replaced by a pair... Who happened to be twins; how rare!
Standing... They both, in perfect unison, did exclaim... "A Burping Burger Kids Meal with toys that are exactly the same!"
Freaky... But nothing the cashier couldn't handle... Besides, compared to the goth they didn't hold a candle
Now... Along came a short nerdy girl... Who ordered the Burping Burgers Shake n' Curl
"The shake"... She did explain..." Isn't nutritous, but I don't complain!"
With that... It looked as if she was the last one... The Louds large order was finally done!
The cashier... Felt first disbelief... And then felt relief
Now done... The Louds sat down... Taking up multiple tables, which caused a few frowns
In the end... They all got to eat... Once done, they got on the van, feeling full and complete