What They Had (2018)

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Subtitles by explosiveskull

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[clock ticking]

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[clock ticking continues]

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[panting]

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[dog barking, distant]

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[knocking on door]

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[indistinct chatter]

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[woman] Is she not answering?

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No.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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- Here you go.
- Thanks.

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You're welcome.

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Emma.

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Emma, Emma.

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[music plays through headphones]

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Come on.

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[sighs]

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- You haven't packed anything.
- [moans]

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Come on.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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Where's your suitcase?

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Here.

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[sighs]

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[train horn, distant]

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Whoa.

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Oh. Ruth.

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[sighs]

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Okeydokey.

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Sweetheart.

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Goddamn it!

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Ruth!

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[breathing heavily]

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Oh, God.

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[cell phone alarm blares]

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Shit.

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Yeah. Hey, Dad.

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Oh, man. All right, all right.

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I'll be there. Yeah, nothing.

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Shit.

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[man snores faintly]

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[cell phone vibrates]

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[Bridget] Nicky?

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What do you mean she's gone?

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[newscaster] From our local Doppler radar
blizzard warning still in effect...

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- [honks]
- Come on!

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- [man] Fuck you!
- That's not nice.

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[newscaster]
...bringing snowfalls highest

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in Lake, Cook,
and DuPage county.

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Expect up to 11 inches there...

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Emma, put that out.
Come on, he's here.

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Yo, dickheads.

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Come on.

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Hi.

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Got your $10 coffee.

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- Hi. Thank you.
- Hi. Yeah, yeah.

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Come on, hon. Come on.

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- Need help?
- No.

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- [Nick] No Eddie, huh?
- [Bridget] No, he had to work. Where's dad?

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He's looking for her. He's looking
everywhere, every single place

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she's ever been in her life.

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- Did you check the hospitals?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, we checked the hospitals,
St. Giles, Rotary Club,

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we even went by the nursing home
in case she thought

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she was still working there.

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- Did you call the police?
- Of course we called the police.

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- Do they have Dad's number?
- Yeah.

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Yeah, they've Dad's number,

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they've got my number,
your number, your number.

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And they've got Marion-Down-The-Hall's
number. The condo.

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He's going out of his mind,
Bitty. He's white as a ghost.

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When he called me, I thought he
was having another heart attack.

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I knew this was gonna happen.

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Yeah. I've been tellin' him
for years, "You gotta figure out

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what you wanna do with Mom when the time
comes because we all know it's coming.

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We all know
how this thing works."

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- It's hard on him.
- Yeah.

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Well, you know what's
gonna be hard for him?

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When she turns up next week

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in a goddamn block of ice.

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It's over. She is not staying
in that condo anymore.

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She's going to a place,
and he's gonna have to let her.

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And if I hear one goddamn peep
about frickin' Florida,

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so help me God.

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What happened to quitting?

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Life, Bitty.
Life happened to quitting.

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You can't smoke in here,
I'm chemically sensitive.

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- You're who?
- Chemically sensitive.

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What kind of California
bullshit is that?

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[cell phone alarm blares]

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That's your ringer?

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For Dad it is.

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Hey, Pop.

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Dad.

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I told you not to call her.

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Bitty, it's Christmas. You oughta
be home with your husband.

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- Is she all right?
- She's swell, she's fine.

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- Hiya, sweets.
- Hi, Gramps, you okay?

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Yes, thank you.

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Oh. Nicholas.

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Damn it, I knew that you'd start
smoking again with that bar.

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Dad, are you all right? Have they
checked your blood pressure?

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- I'm fine.
- What'd the doctor say?

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- He hasn't been in yet.
- Then how do you know she's fine?

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Because she's fine. Go take a
look at her, down that hall.

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What?

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Mom.

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Is that my baby?

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- Yeah.
- Oh!

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- I'm so happy to see you.
- [chuckles]

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- You too.
- You all right, Mom?

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Oh, that's my baby, too.

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Yeah.

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Oh!

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- Honey!
- [Emma] Hi, Grandma.

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- [Ruth] Listen, do you need some money?
- No.

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Let me get you some money.

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- See she's fine.
- Where's my purse?

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- You don't need your purse, Ruth.
- Yes, I do, you turkey.

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- Sit down.
- Where the heck was she?

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- Aurora.
- Aurora?

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She got on the commuter.

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Rode the damn thing
back and forth

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until the conductor
finally screwed his eyeballs in.

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- Did she really?
- [Nick] Where did she get on at?

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- Berwyn.
- Hmm.

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She walked to Berwyn
in a snowstorm?

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She's fine, Nicholas.

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She doesn't look fine to me.

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- [Nick] She's fine, Mom.
- She's fine, Ruth.

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Excuse you,

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I was in geriatrics
for 30 years,

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thank you very much.

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Where's your diamond?

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Oh, um, I forgot to put it on.

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What do you mean, you forgot?

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- She doesn't wear it.
- [Bridget] Yes, I do.

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- I take it off for work.
- How come?

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Because I have my hands
in raw poultry all day. Ow, Mom.

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- That hurts.
- Did you guys go to mass last night?

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No, I... We were gonna go today.

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- [Emma] We were?
- Yeah.

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You were?

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Mm-hmm. Yes.

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- Come in.
- Are we ready for a pelvic exam?

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Pelvic exam?

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That's my baby.

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Hmm?

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[doctor] Now they are safer
in memory care,

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they also typically improve.

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Some of them feel more at home among
their peers than with their own family.

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As strange as that sounds.

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Look, the reason I did
a pelvic exam is because

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during wandering episodes,
women are often assaulted.

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Sexually.

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I didn't see
evidence of that today

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but I'd be very concerned
about her getting out again.

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Dad.

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- Hey, Dad.
- What?

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I'm on the street.

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So go then.
Ruth. Come on, honey.

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No, I'll take her with me.

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Come on.

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I'll go.

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- Bye.
- Am I going with you?

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[Nick] Yeah.

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Goddamn hospitals.

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Goddamn teenage doctors.

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What happened to the Camry?

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I'm 75 years old, Bitty.
Fuck the Camry.

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Let's go.

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[engine turns over]

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[music playing on stereo]

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[Bridget] It's a convertible.

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What about putting the top up?

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[Bert] I gotta fix that.

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This is a rocket, watch out.

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Like that?

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Hey.

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I got your lo mein.

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- Oh, yeah?
- [Bert] Where's your mother?

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She's in the back with Emma.

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[Bert] All right.

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[Bert groans]

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[click tongue] Hey, come here.

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- Come here. Come here.
- What?

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What? What's the matter?

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- She hit on me.
- Who?

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Not Emma.

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- Mom?
- Yeah.

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Yeah she put her hand
on my knee, and she was...

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looking at me like she wanted to...
She hit on me.

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What'd you do?

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- [stutters] I just kept calling her Mom.
- [chuckles]

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I said thanks, Mom.
It's nice to see you, too, Mom.

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I'm really glad
you birthed me, Mom.

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[laughs]

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- You're laughing. Don't laugh, you asshole.
- I'm sorry.

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No, I'm fucking traumatized.

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- Your face.
- My face?

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[blows raspberry]

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[both laughing]

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It's not funny.

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Hey.

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You want to go for a drive
with Uncle Nicky and me?

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No. Uncle Nicky is a dick.

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No he is not. Don't say that.

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Did you fill out your
new dorm application?

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Yeah.

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You did?

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Yes.

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All right. Well...

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are you sure you're gonna be
okay here by yourself?

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Okay.

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- Well, I have my cell.
- Oh, really, you do?

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Great, I'll call you.
We'll have a chat.

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[Bert] Don't...

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Don't let those guys
catch you with all of this.

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[chuckles]

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Let's go, dickie-doodle.

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- So Jimmy Laciak, remember him?
- [Bridget] Yup.

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[Nick] He sits on the board
of what's considered

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to be the best memory care place
in Chicago.

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They got a waiting list
a mile long,

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but he says he can get
Mom in there February one.

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And then a little two bedroom on the
same campus for dad by the 15th.

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They can't be together?

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Memory care's lock down,
dementia only.

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It's a bunch of loons. He'd be tearing
his hair out in there anyway.

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But his spot in assisted
living's like 50 yards away.

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He can go visit her
whenever he wants.

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What if he doesn't want
assisted living?

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Well, Daddy doesn't always
get what Daddy wants.

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It's not daycare, Bit. They
don't wipe his ass. It's nice.

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You know, they do his laundry,
give him a meal plan,

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and if he gets a chest pain, all
he gotta do is press a button.

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- [car alarm chirps]
- What about a live-in person?

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Insurance doesn't cover it.

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It doesn't cover
memory care either.

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Well, it covers some of it

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and then he sells the condo.

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He's not gonna sell the condo.

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What's he gonna do
take it with him?

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Oh.

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Oh, my God! Is that you?
Are you Nick?

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Oh, no. That's the other owner.
His name's Nick, too.

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Well... [chuckles]

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Of course it's me,
you dingleberry.

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Well, how am I supposed
to know, you never told me.

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Yeah.

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Wow.

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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.

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Yeah. See?
It's not some shitty dive.

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Who said it was a shitty dive?

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- Well, has he been here?
- Of course he hasn't been here.

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Did you invite him?

256
00:17:11,287 --> 00:17:12,956
I shouldn't have to invite him.

257
00:17:20,128 --> 00:17:21,595
Somebody's living here.

258
00:17:21,597 --> 00:17:23,596
You're one sharp cookie, Bit.

259
00:17:23,598 --> 00:17:24,731
[Bridget] Who?

260
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,267
[Nick] The other owner.

261
00:17:26,269 --> 00:17:27,734
You're living here?

262
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:29,538
- Yeah.
- What about Rachel?

263
00:17:31,773 --> 00:17:32,708
Shh!

264
00:17:33,242 --> 00:17:34,810
What do you mean, "shh"?

265
00:17:36,244 --> 00:17:37,713
What do you wanna drink?

266
00:17:39,915 --> 00:17:43,086
Come on, loosen up.
It's the holidays.

267
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,720
Norbert's Manhattan.

268
00:17:46,722 --> 00:17:48,154
- That's it.
- That's it.

269
00:17:48,156 --> 00:17:49,259
Good choice.

270
00:17:50,693 --> 00:17:54,931
This is going to be the best Manhattan
you ever have in your life.

271
00:17:55,731 --> 00:17:57,200
You'll shit your pants.

272
00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:01,769
This is... I just love that
you used Dad's farm up here.

273
00:18:01,771 --> 00:18:03,237
Yeah, if you
look very closely,

274
00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:05,675
you'll notice that it's
freezing fucking cold.

275
00:18:08,210 --> 00:18:12,848
- Emma, she's a real peach these days.
- Yeah.

276
00:18:13,648 --> 00:18:14,950
I think she hates me.

277
00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:19,655
- For what?
- I don't know. She doesn't talk to me.

278
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,122
Maybe she's pregnant.

279
00:18:22,124 --> 00:18:26,359
Oh, God. No, please. God.

280
00:18:26,361 --> 00:18:27,795
You never know.

281
00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:29,732
That's unimaginable.

282
00:18:30,665 --> 00:18:32,900
- All right.
- Thank you.

283
00:18:32,902 --> 00:18:34,069
Mm-hmm.

284
00:18:40,076 --> 00:18:41,044
Shit.

285
00:18:41,376 --> 00:18:42,779
What?

286
00:18:43,346 --> 00:18:44,644
In my pants.

287
00:18:44,646 --> 00:18:46,814
[laughs]

288
00:18:46,816 --> 00:18:47,983
That was quick.

289
00:18:48,783 --> 00:18:52,088
Yeah, that thing's won an award.

290
00:18:52,687 --> 00:18:54,823
- Mmm.
- An award.

291
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:58,561
What happened with Rachel?

292
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:00,564
Oh, who knows.

293
00:19:02,331 --> 00:19:05,965
All of a sudden, she's bursting into tears
over a hamburger 'cause I haven't proposed.

294
00:19:05,967 --> 00:19:08,203
She's been waiting for you
to wanna marry her, dummy.

295
00:19:08,671 --> 00:19:10,574
Nobody wants to ask
to be proposed to.

296
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:11,875
You gotta be intuitive.

297
00:19:12,809 --> 00:19:15,578
- You know, it's like Eddie, right?
- Mm-hmm.

298
00:19:16,078 --> 00:19:19,214
I'm constantly telling him
that chefs hate kitchen gadgets,

299
00:19:19,915 --> 00:19:22,115
but what does he put
under the tree every year?

300
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,020
I think, that's cause
you open it and go,

301
00:19:24,386 --> 00:19:26,053
"Wow! A coconut roaster!

302
00:19:26,055 --> 00:19:29,056
Oh, my God. Thank you.
I love it so much!"

303
00:19:29,058 --> 00:19:32,162
- What am I supposed to say?
- "No thanks, where's the receipt?"

304
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:34,862
- I can't say that.
- Why not?

305
00:19:34,864 --> 00:19:36,199
Because, I don't...

306
00:19:37,465 --> 00:19:38,699
you know, I don't wanna make him
feel bad in front of the girls.

307
00:19:38,701 --> 00:19:41,067
- It's just annoying.
- That's just what the world needs,

308
00:19:41,069 --> 00:19:43,369
two more women who don't
tell you what's really going on.

309
00:19:43,371 --> 00:19:44,740
Two more Rachels.

310
00:19:46,975 --> 00:19:48,712
She told you what's going on.

311
00:19:50,413 --> 00:19:52,781
Go over there
and bring her flowers.

312
00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:57,620
She's trying to get full custody
of her kid now, so...

313
00:19:58,053 --> 00:19:58,988
So?

314
00:19:59,387 --> 00:20:02,091
What? I'm gonna be a parent?

315
00:20:02,857 --> 00:20:04,991
- Why not? Yeah.
- Why not?

316
00:20:04,993 --> 00:20:07,297
Bitty, you got any idea
what I got goin' on here?

317
00:20:08,431 --> 00:20:12,900
I got my life savings dumped into this
place, and I barely make payroll.

318
00:20:12,902 --> 00:20:14,804
I got the fire department,
the health department

319
00:20:16,405 --> 00:20:18,774
double, triple fining me for shit I
didn't even know I wasn't supposed to do.

320
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,144
My barback
is stealing my tips,

321
00:20:21,409 --> 00:20:22,344
and then...

322
00:20:23,378 --> 00:20:26,081
I get to pick up
Mom and Pop's prescriptions,

323
00:20:26,315 --> 00:20:28,918
pick up their dry cleaning.
Take them to church.

324
00:20:32,754 --> 00:20:33,889
Here.

325
00:20:35,090 --> 00:20:36,789
I filled out all the paperwork.

326
00:20:36,791 --> 00:20:37,961
All he's gotta do is sign it.

327
00:20:38,728 --> 00:20:40,797
- The Reminisce Neighborhood?
- Yeah.

328
00:20:41,097 --> 00:20:42,932
They're all called
shit like that.

329
00:20:47,368 --> 00:20:49,204
Here, put this in your purse.

330
00:20:54,976 --> 00:20:56,845
You got your big girl pants on?

331
00:20:58,146 --> 00:21:00,817
- What?
- Just don't get how you get.

332
00:21:01,317 --> 00:21:04,921
- What do you mean, how I get? Don't get how you get.
- How do I get?

333
00:21:05,253 --> 00:21:07,386
You can't even tell him
you're not a Catholic anymore.

334
00:21:07,388 --> 00:21:09,222
What's he gonna do,
perform an exorcism?

335
00:21:09,224 --> 00:21:11,357
That's because I'm tired
of the third degree.

336
00:21:11,359 --> 00:21:14,396
Yeah, you know what you do when
Dad gives you the third degree?

337
00:21:15,063 --> 00:21:17,199
Yeah. See, that's how you get.

338
00:21:20,368 --> 00:21:21,838
All right.

339
00:21:23,772 --> 00:21:25,140
So disgusting.

340
00:21:31,312 --> 00:21:32,848
[Bridget] Hi, Dad.

341
00:21:34,316 --> 00:21:36,249
- You smell like an ashtray, Nicholas.
- [Nick] Yeah,

342
00:21:36,251 --> 00:21:37,984
it took you four
heart attacks to quit.

343
00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:40,921
Yeah, Rachel probably wants
to throttle you.

344
00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:42,291
- They broke up.
- Ah.

345
00:21:43,058 --> 00:21:44,327
- Just being honest.
- Mmm.

346
00:21:44,827 --> 00:21:45,795
I don't blame her.

347
00:21:46,127 --> 00:21:47,928
Been on and off
since high school,

348
00:21:47,930 --> 00:21:49,128
shit or get off the pot.

349
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:51,198
Oh, gee, Dad, that's romantic.

350
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,236
- You know what your problem is?
- Dad.

351
00:21:53,868 --> 00:21:55,536
You're waiting for some feeling.

352
00:21:55,538 --> 00:21:57,371
There's no bells and whistles.

353
00:21:57,373 --> 00:22:01,407
You pick somebody you can stand,
and you make a commitment.

354
00:22:01,409 --> 00:22:03,410
- Dad.
- Have her meet us at church tomorrow.

355
00:22:03,412 --> 00:22:06,316
Marion-Down-The-Hall's
coming over with a corned beef.

356
00:22:07,249 --> 00:22:08,918
- Dad.
- What?

357
00:22:10,819 --> 00:22:12,288
We need to talk about Mom.

358
00:22:13,021 --> 00:22:15,489
[sighs] Goddamn
teaching hospital.

359
00:22:15,491 --> 00:22:18,357
That little girl should never have
been left anywhere near your mother.

360
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:22,298
- What little girl?
- The teenager pretending to be a doctor.

361
00:22:22,498 --> 00:22:24,434
Your mother is doing fine.

362
00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:27,134
So, wandering off in the middle
of the night's doing fine?

363
00:22:27,136 --> 00:22:31,070
Well, I gave her too much
scotch, which I never do,

364
00:22:31,072 --> 00:22:34,040
but it was Christmas Eve
so I said, "What the hell."

365
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:35,909
[Nick] So, what, she walked off
'cause she was drunk?

366
00:22:35,911 --> 00:22:38,578
She can't drink hardly at all
with the medication she's taking.

367
00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:43,317
No, Dad, she walked off because
that's what happens with stage six.

368
00:22:43,319 --> 00:22:47,019
Those stages are horseshit,
everybody's brain is different...

369
00:22:47,021 --> 00:22:48,555
- [Nick] Goddammit.
- ...and everybody knows it.

370
00:22:48,557 --> 00:22:51,290
- Everybody except the doctor?
- She was not a doctor.

371
00:22:51,292 --> 00:22:55,497
Okay, all right.
So, we'll get a second opinion.

372
00:22:55,964 --> 00:22:59,399
I got an appointment next week with
her geriatrician down in Florida.

373
00:22:59,401 --> 00:23:03,303
Oh, my God.
Dad, you cannot go to Florida!

374
00:23:03,305 --> 00:23:06,606
- [shushes] You're gonna wake Mom.
- We are too going to Florida.

375
00:23:06,608 --> 00:23:08,977
I already put down a deposit.

376
00:23:09,944 --> 00:23:11,280
Dad, listen.

377
00:23:11,946 --> 00:23:13,512
There's this place
that Nicky found,

378
00:23:13,514 --> 00:23:15,414
and it looks like it
could be a really...

379
00:23:15,416 --> 00:23:18,120
I am not putting your mother
in a nursing home.

380
00:23:18,486 --> 00:23:21,054
She spent 30 years
working in nursing homes.

381
00:23:21,056 --> 00:23:23,257
They're horrible,
and I'm not doing it to her.

382
00:23:23,259 --> 00:23:26,660
Dad, It's not
a nursing home, all right?

383
00:23:26,662 --> 00:23:29,128
- It's Reminisce Neighborhood.
- What?

384
00:23:29,130 --> 00:23:30,499
Reminisce Neighborhood.

385
00:23:31,165 --> 00:23:34,102
Yeah, it's great.
They got Mass twice a week,

386
00:23:34,302 --> 00:23:37,203
a restaurant, art classes,
a Jacuzzi.

387
00:23:37,205 --> 00:23:38,107
Jacuzzi?

388
00:23:39,374 --> 00:23:41,173
Your mother can't swim. What do you want?
To drown her?

389
00:23:41,175 --> 00:23:43,277
You cannot drown in a Jacuzzi.

390
00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:45,011
She's terrified
of water Nicholas.

391
00:23:45,013 --> 00:23:46,512
Yeah, she used to be
terrified of Berwyn,

392
00:23:46,514 --> 00:23:48,649
now she's walking around
down there in her nightie.

393
00:23:48,651 --> 00:23:50,854
- [shushing]
- [Bert] Yeah.

394
00:23:51,086 --> 00:23:53,953
Now there's a two bedroom
right next door,

395
00:23:53,955 --> 00:23:56,455
50 yards away in assisted living
for you, okay.

396
00:23:56,457 --> 00:23:59,061
Are you out of your mind?

397
00:23:59,294 --> 00:24:01,528
Bitty feels the same way, right.

398
00:24:01,530 --> 00:24:04,434
How the hell do you know what
Bitty feels, how do you know?

399
00:24:07,202 --> 00:24:07,971
Dad, I...

400
00:24:08,972 --> 00:24:11,907
I think this is a solution
worth considering.

401
00:24:14,242 --> 00:24:18,181
Well, I've been thinking
about this for eight years

402
00:24:18,947 --> 00:24:20,382
and the answer is no.

403
00:24:21,783 --> 00:24:24,953
Thank you for your suggestion.
Merry Christmas. I'm going to bed.

404
00:24:29,157 --> 00:24:32,558
- I tried.
- She wandered off in the middle of a fucking snowstorm.

405
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,898
- [shushing]
- [Bert] Doesn't snow in Florida.

406
00:24:37,165 --> 00:24:38,501
And mind your language.

407
00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:43,039
[door opens and closes]

408
00:24:45,540 --> 00:24:48,377
Strong, real strong.

409
00:24:57,152 --> 00:24:59,521
[siren wails in distance]

410
00:25:04,193 --> 00:25:05,528
I'm not going to force him.

411
00:25:09,030 --> 00:25:11,501
You know why she
wound up in Aurora?

412
00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:16,673
'Cause that liner used
to run to Amboy.

413
00:25:17,205 --> 00:25:19,442
Her dad worked that train.

414
00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,211
She was trying to go home.

415
00:25:26,181 --> 00:25:28,318
She thinks she's still
a little girl,

416
00:25:29,283 --> 00:25:31,954
and she thinks her parents
are worried sick about her.

417
00:25:34,356 --> 00:25:37,193
And all she wants to do is
get home to her poor mother.

418
00:25:38,059 --> 00:25:40,363
She can't figure out
why she's stuck here,

419
00:25:40,762 --> 00:25:43,366
all alone, with some
strange, old dude.

420
00:25:51,572 --> 00:25:54,476
What the hell do you think
power of attorney is for?

421
00:26:00,348 --> 00:26:01,483
Goodnight.

422
00:26:34,750 --> 00:26:36,386
I thought you went to bed.

423
00:26:36,617 --> 00:26:39,254
I did. I got back up.

424
00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:43,192
Nice tree.

425
00:26:43,826 --> 00:26:45,361
Your mother likes the pictures.

426
00:26:46,627 --> 00:26:49,165
She did something with the
ornaments, so I got creative.

427
00:26:49,565 --> 00:26:51,434
Come on, I'll let
you win a game.

428
00:26:53,367 --> 00:26:55,167
You're not too tired?

429
00:26:55,169 --> 00:26:57,439
For my daughter
who never visits?

430
00:27:06,714 --> 00:27:09,215
Emma said she got kicked out
of her dorm.

431
00:27:09,217 --> 00:27:10,719
- What's that all about?
- Yeah.

432
00:27:11,486 --> 00:27:14,456
Yeah. She got caught drinking,
so stupid.

433
00:27:15,424 --> 00:27:17,193
But you know
what her problem is?

434
00:27:17,492 --> 00:27:20,096
She's negative.
She doesn't get any exercise.

435
00:27:20,462 --> 00:27:22,732
Oh. Her problem is
she's not a student.

436
00:27:23,264 --> 00:27:27,203
College is a waste of time, waste
of money if you're not a student.

437
00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:30,839
She's gotta get a degree.

438
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,472
No, she doesn't have
to get a degree.

439
00:27:33,474 --> 00:27:37,079
She'll figure it out.
Look at you, you figured it out.

440
00:27:40,616 --> 00:27:42,218
Why can't you sleep?

441
00:27:43,284 --> 00:27:44,619
Why can't you sleep?

442
00:27:45,186 --> 00:27:46,388
I can sleep.

443
00:27:50,459 --> 00:27:53,362
I'm sorry. I ought
to be here more often.

444
00:27:54,896 --> 00:27:56,398
You're here plenty.

445
00:27:57,499 --> 00:27:59,499
You got family, you got girls,

446
00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:01,535
you got a husband,
you got a job.

447
00:28:01,537 --> 00:28:04,273
You live halfway across
the country for Chrissake.

448
00:28:04,705 --> 00:28:05,640
We're fine.

449
00:28:05,941 --> 00:28:07,641
Marion-Down-The-Hall's helpful.

450
00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:11,547
She takes mom
on poker night and whatnot.

451
00:28:13,514 --> 00:28:16,916
The two of them,
a couple of peas in a pod.

452
00:28:16,918 --> 00:28:18,852
Both battier than hell.

453
00:28:18,854 --> 00:28:21,557
You take great care of her.

454
00:28:21,924 --> 00:28:23,757
But it's gotta be hard on you.

455
00:28:23,759 --> 00:28:25,261
Oh, Honey.

456
00:28:25,927 --> 00:28:28,463
Your mother was always
a pain in the ass.

457
00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:32,332
Gettin' her Irish up,
stompin' around,

458
00:28:32,334 --> 00:28:35,605
all red in the face
over God knows what.

459
00:28:36,972 --> 00:28:39,407
There's no bells
and whistles, Bit.

460
00:28:40,375 --> 00:28:42,545
Love is commitment.

461
00:28:45,681 --> 00:28:46,716
Better or worse,

462
00:28:48,216 --> 00:28:49,684
sickness and health,

463
00:28:50,219 --> 00:28:53,723
death do you part.
That is the promise.

464
00:28:56,290 --> 00:28:58,226
She's gonna get worse, Dad.

465
00:29:01,296 --> 00:29:03,266
She's gonna forget everything.

466
00:29:10,539 --> 00:29:11,704
[sighs]

467
00:29:11,706 --> 00:29:13,309
She's my girl, Bit.

468
00:29:14,742 --> 00:29:17,280
You can't take
my girl away from me.

469
00:29:22,451 --> 00:29:24,420
Shut the lights
when you're done.

470
00:29:27,723 --> 00:29:30,393
[organ playing]

471
00:29:40,534 --> 00:29:46,373
♪ Joy to the world
The Lord has come ♪

472
00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:52,479
♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪

473
00:29:52,481 --> 00:29:58,617
♪ Let every heart
Prepare Him room ♪

474
00:29:58,619 --> 00:30:00,553
♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪

475
00:30:00,555 --> 00:30:02,388
What's that?
Is it raining in here.

476
00:30:02,390 --> 00:30:04,891
♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪

477
00:30:04,893 --> 00:30:07,826
♪ And Heaven ♪

478
00:30:07,828 --> 00:30:08,830
What?

479
00:30:09,764 --> 00:30:10,699
[chuckles]

480
00:30:15,503 --> 00:30:16,871
- Take care of yourself.
- Thank you.

481
00:30:17,371 --> 00:30:18,974
- Thanks, Father.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

482
00:30:19,407 --> 00:30:21,843
- Marion.
- Beautiful homily, Father.

483
00:30:26,682 --> 00:30:27,783
Bitty Everhardt?

484
00:30:29,451 --> 00:30:30,620
It's Gerry.

485
00:30:31,919 --> 00:30:33,355
Hoffsteader.

486
00:30:34,489 --> 00:30:37,260
- Dommie's little brother, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

487
00:30:38,059 --> 00:30:41,060
- [Gerry] Hey, I'm sorry about your mom.
- [Bridget] Oh, thanks.

488
00:30:41,062 --> 00:30:42,530
Get your sister.

489
00:30:44,499 --> 00:30:45,800
You look great.

490
00:30:46,335 --> 00:30:47,703
Uh, construction.

491
00:30:48,537 --> 00:30:49,639
Yeah, I took over for Dad.

492
00:30:49,937 --> 00:30:51,640
Bitty! [clicks tongue]

493
00:30:52,808 --> 00:30:53,809
Hey, Nick.

494
00:30:54,076 --> 00:30:55,478
Hey Ger.

495
00:30:55,711 --> 00:30:58,614
- We gotta go.
- [Bridget] Bye.

496
00:31:02,017 --> 00:31:03,682
Grandma drank the Holy Water.

497
00:31:03,684 --> 00:31:05,553
Well... [clicks tongue]

498
00:31:05,986 --> 00:31:07,555
Well, at least she's hydrated.

499
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,727
[Bert] God will forgive me.

500
00:31:13,729 --> 00:31:14,963
- [Gerry] I'll see ya.
- See ya, Ger.

501
00:31:15,664 --> 00:31:16,962
- Who was that?
- [Bridget] Nice to see you.

502
00:31:16,964 --> 00:31:18,431
Gerry Hoff-sniffer.

503
00:31:18,433 --> 00:31:20,532
- Don't call him that.
- He used to beat off

504
00:31:20,534 --> 00:31:21,800
sniffing his sister's
Barbie dolls.

505
00:31:21,802 --> 00:31:23,470
- Says who?
- [Nick] Says Dommie.

506
00:31:23,472 --> 00:31:25,571
- Where's my purse?
- I have it, Gram.

507
00:31:25,573 --> 00:31:27,640
He used to be so tubby
in junior high.

508
00:31:27,642 --> 00:31:30,576
- So were you.
- Yeah. Old Big Butt Bitty.

509
00:31:30,578 --> 00:31:33,581
- Nicky.
- Does somebody have my purse?

510
00:31:34,014 --> 00:31:35,615
I have it, Gram.

511
00:31:35,617 --> 00:31:36,982
[car alarm chirps]

512
00:31:36,984 --> 00:31:38,951
Well, I'm gonna get my purse.

513
00:31:38,953 --> 00:31:40,487
[Marion] So I said, "Margie,

514
00:31:40,489 --> 00:31:42,489
Margie, honey he's a toddler.

515
00:31:42,491 --> 00:31:44,057
Of course he likes pancakes."

516
00:31:44,059 --> 00:31:46,395
- [Nick] What do you got, Dad?
- Who doesn't like pancakes?

517
00:31:47,028 --> 00:31:49,729
- I got the obituaries.
- Bridget, you're so skinny.

518
00:31:49,731 --> 00:31:51,530
- [Nick] Why you reading obituaries?
- I'm not in them.

519
00:31:51,532 --> 00:31:52,999
[Nick] Come on, cheer up.
Well, yeah.

520
00:31:53,001 --> 00:31:53,969
I guess that's something.

521
00:31:54,970 --> 00:31:56,469
Thinner, honey.
Here, just a little thinner.

522
00:31:56,471 --> 00:31:57,540
[scoffs]

523
00:31:57,905 --> 00:31:58,907
Fine, you do it.

524
00:31:59,907 --> 00:32:01,409
Come on. What's going on?

525
00:32:03,744 --> 00:32:04,646
Come on.

526
00:32:05,813 --> 00:32:06,813
I hungry.

527
00:32:06,815 --> 00:32:08,013
This the age where it starts.

528
00:32:08,015 --> 00:32:09,451
It's all about control.

529
00:32:10,418 --> 00:32:13,685
Oh, beautiful.
Thank you, Emma.

530
00:32:13,687 --> 00:32:17,459
[indistinct conversations]

531
00:32:24,532 --> 00:32:27,634
Bless us, O Lord, for these thy
gifts which we are about to receive

532
00:32:27,636 --> 00:32:29,602
from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, amen.

533
00:32:29,604 --> 00:32:31,507
[all] Amen.

534
00:32:32,107 --> 00:32:34,140
So, Emma, you got a boyfriend?

535
00:32:34,142 --> 00:32:35,845
[Nick]
She's got several actually.

536
00:32:36,077 --> 00:32:37,509
Cool it, Nicky.

537
00:32:37,511 --> 00:32:39,045
Just as easy to love a rich one

538
00:32:39,047 --> 00:32:40,480
as a poor one, Squeaks.

539
00:32:40,482 --> 00:32:42,080
No bells and whistles.

540
00:32:42,082 --> 00:32:45,050
[Marion] You know my Frankie
died 17 years ago

541
00:32:45,052 --> 00:32:46,421
and I never remarried,

542
00:32:47,489 --> 00:32:49,692
although I had plenty
of chances, and you know why?

543
00:32:49,925 --> 00:32:52,694
Hand to God,
'cause Frankie never left.

544
00:32:52,927 --> 00:32:55,194
Every single night
he's right there next to me.

545
00:32:55,196 --> 00:32:57,463
- [Ruth] Yeah. That's right.
- [Marion] Hand to God.

546
00:32:57,465 --> 00:33:00,767
He's out there, and when he
finds you, you watch out,

547
00:33:00,769 --> 00:33:02,738
he's never gonna let you go.

548
00:33:03,838 --> 00:33:05,605
[Marion sighs]

549
00:33:05,607 --> 00:33:07,807
So I said to Margie,
"That kid's gonna be

550
00:33:07,809 --> 00:33:10,112
big as house
if you don't watch it."

551
00:33:10,611 --> 00:33:13,880
But you know Margie.
Oh, no. Mmm. Not a peep.

552
00:33:13,882 --> 00:33:15,818
You know,
I'm going to have a baby.

553
00:33:17,786 --> 00:33:20,823
[sighs] Kid's gonna wind up
with diabetes.

554
00:33:21,121 --> 00:33:24,025
Mmm. Mmm. Delicious.

555
00:33:24,826 --> 00:33:25,861
So tender.

556
00:33:26,528 --> 00:33:28,831
[all laughing]

557
00:33:29,063 --> 00:33:30,730
- [Marion] What? What?
- Nothing.

558
00:33:30,732 --> 00:33:32,632
- What's matter with you two?
- That's great news, Mom.

559
00:33:32,634 --> 00:33:33,999
Yeah. Right?

560
00:33:34,001 --> 00:33:35,101
Did you know this, Dad?

561
00:33:35,103 --> 00:33:36,502
- I heard.
- Did you know?

562
00:33:36,504 --> 00:33:38,104
We saved all your
old baby clothes.

563
00:33:38,106 --> 00:33:39,842
[Nick] Great. Number three.

564
00:33:52,854 --> 00:33:53,989
Here.

565
00:33:54,688 --> 00:33:55,857
There you go.

566
00:33:56,691 --> 00:33:59,694
- Here.
- Why did I get on that train?

567
00:34:02,129 --> 00:34:03,598
I live here.

568
00:34:04,232 --> 00:34:08,470
Oh, God. I don't know
what's the matter with me.

569
00:34:10,972 --> 00:34:13,008
Oh, yes. Yes I do.

570
00:34:14,042 --> 00:34:14,977
[snickers]

571
00:34:16,310 --> 00:34:19,013
Should I be in a home,
do you think?

572
00:34:20,281 --> 00:34:21,617
What do you think?

573
00:34:22,584 --> 00:34:25,521
I don't know. I don't know.

574
00:34:32,026 --> 00:34:33,761
Night, Mama.

575
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,669
Goodnight.

576
00:35:01,890 --> 00:35:03,723
[Eddie on phone]
How's everything going there?

577
00:35:03,725 --> 00:35:06,028
[Bridget] Terrible.
Dad won't even consider it.

578
00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:10,064
Well, I don't blame him. Nobody wants
to be alone for the rest of their life.

579
00:35:12,267 --> 00:35:13,535
Hello?

580
00:35:14,336 --> 00:35:16,671
- Hello?
- I'm sorry, I'm here.

581
00:35:16,972 --> 00:35:19,339
So, hey.
What's going on with Emma?

582
00:35:19,341 --> 00:35:22,211
Nothing, you know.
She's fine.

583
00:35:23,211 --> 00:35:25,814
Well, you know she didn't
register for next semester.

584
00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:29,281
- What?
- Her advisor called me this morning

585
00:35:29,283 --> 00:35:30,818
saying she wasn't coming back.

586
00:35:31,318 --> 00:35:33,688
[Bert] All right, you're gonna
love this next move.

587
00:35:34,321 --> 00:35:36,791
- I think I'm going to raise you one candy.
- Gross, get a fork.

588
00:35:37,258 --> 00:35:39,595
One, two, three.

589
00:35:39,794 --> 00:35:43,962
- Huh. Not bad.
- Not bad. Yeah.

590
00:35:43,964 --> 00:35:46,702
Oh, your grandma and I used
to take a lot of road trips.

591
00:35:47,102 --> 00:35:50,870
She loves road trips. This time we're
going straight down to Florida,

592
00:35:50,872 --> 00:35:52,671
then we're going
across the country,

593
00:35:52,673 --> 00:35:54,642
be up by you in time
for Mary's wedding.

594
00:35:55,377 --> 00:35:56,645
What?

595
00:35:58,046 --> 00:36:00,712
- What are you, Thelma and Louise?
- Shh. You're going to wake mom.

596
00:36:00,714 --> 00:36:03,915
She does great in Florida,
Nicholas, every year she's better.

597
00:36:03,917 --> 00:36:05,685
- No, she isn't.
- Yes.

598
00:36:05,687 --> 00:36:06,953
- No.
- How do you know?

599
00:36:06,955 --> 00:36:08,254
Because that's
not how it works.

600
00:36:08,256 --> 00:36:10,055
How it works is she gets worse.

601
00:36:10,057 --> 00:36:12,258
No matter where you take her,
every year she gets worse.

602
00:36:12,260 --> 00:36:13,426
- Okay?
- Who?

603
00:36:13,428 --> 00:36:14,797
- Who, honey?
- Nobody, Mom.

604
00:36:15,129 --> 00:36:16,763
- [Bridget] Nobody, Mom.
- Nobody, sweetheart.

605
00:36:16,765 --> 00:36:17,964
Why don't you go back to bed?

606
00:36:17,966 --> 00:36:19,966
No. I don't wanna go to bed.

607
00:36:19,968 --> 00:36:22,267
- I want to stay here.
- I'll take you, Grandma. Come on.

608
00:36:22,269 --> 00:36:23,336
- Come.
- No, hold on.

609
00:36:23,338 --> 00:36:24,872
- Why?
- Come, come.

610
00:36:30,444 --> 00:36:31,877
- Who's that?
- Nick.

611
00:36:31,879 --> 00:36:33,046
- Nicky.
- Oh, what is that?

612
00:36:33,048 --> 00:36:34,279
[Nick] Do you know who that is?

613
00:36:34,281 --> 00:36:35,984
[Bert] Of course she does.

614
00:36:36,785 --> 00:36:38,821
You know who I am, sweetheart.

615
00:36:39,086 --> 00:36:40,021
[Nick shushing]

616
00:36:40,821 --> 00:36:42,624
He's my boyfriend.

617
00:36:43,425 --> 00:36:45,258
- See?
- What do you mean see?

618
00:36:45,260 --> 00:36:47,225
You're her boyfriend?
Is that what you are?

619
00:36:47,227 --> 00:36:49,761
- Well, he's not, not her boyfriend.
- No, he isn't!

620
00:36:49,763 --> 00:36:51,163
- Well, he kinda is.
- No.

621
00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:53,700
- Who?
- He is not. Emma, for Chrissake.

622
00:36:53,702 --> 00:36:55,133
Yes, he is, Nicky!

623
00:36:55,135 --> 00:36:58,738
- [Nick] She knows who I am.
- Who are you talking about?

624
00:36:58,740 --> 00:37:00,138
You, sweetheart.

625
00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:02,140
- [Bridget] Dad.
- He's your husband, Grandma.

626
00:37:02,142 --> 00:37:04,711
- [Nick] Don't tell her, damn it.
- [Bert] She knows I'm her husband.

627
00:37:04,713 --> 00:37:05,944
I know I'm his husband.

628
00:37:05,946 --> 00:37:08,314
- You're my husband!
- No, you don't, Mom.

629
00:37:08,316 --> 00:37:09,881
- I do.
- Yes, she does.

630
00:37:09,883 --> 00:37:11,283
- Now you're telling her.
- No, I'm not.

631
00:37:11,285 --> 00:37:12,250
Yes, you are!

632
00:37:12,252 --> 00:37:13,785
You just told her

633
00:37:13,787 --> 00:37:15,721
that she didn't know
I was her husband.

634
00:37:15,723 --> 00:37:16,988
Because she doesn't!

635
00:37:16,990 --> 00:37:19,325
She just told you she did!

636
00:37:19,327 --> 00:37:21,060
Because Emma told her!

637
00:37:21,062 --> 00:37:22,897
- [phone rings]
- Answer the phone somebody.

638
00:37:23,198 --> 00:37:25,834
- [Ruth] I'm getting it.
- [Bert] Thanks, honey. Answer that.

639
00:37:26,501 --> 00:37:28,000
- I mean, she's...
- [Ruth] Hello?

640
00:37:28,002 --> 00:37:31,303
she's flipping
people off in church, Dad.

641
00:37:31,305 --> 00:37:34,108
- She's drinking the holy water.
- So?

642
00:37:34,475 --> 00:37:38,012
What do you mean so? You're the one...
Oh, Goddamn it.

643
00:37:38,312 --> 00:37:40,312
- You're a kid for Chrissake.
- Hey, come on.

644
00:37:40,314 --> 00:37:42,948
- Calm down.
- [Ruth] This damn thing doesn't work.

645
00:37:42,950 --> 00:37:45,984
You said you'd fix it
a hundred times, you turkey.

646
00:37:45,986 --> 00:37:47,923
- [phone continues ringing]
- It's not working.

647
00:37:48,490 --> 00:37:49,857
- [Emma] Grandma.
- [Ruth] What?

648
00:37:50,959 --> 00:37:52,361
It's a stapler.

649
00:37:52,827 --> 00:37:53,896
[Ruth] It's a staple.

650
00:37:54,495 --> 00:37:55,963
[Emma] A stapler.

651
00:38:02,370 --> 00:38:05,074
[laughs]

652
00:38:07,242 --> 00:38:09,508
What the hell
am I doing with this?

653
00:38:09,510 --> 00:38:12,914
[all laughing]

654
00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:14,282
[Ruth] Oh, God.

655
00:38:16,316 --> 00:38:18,119
[Nick] Yeah, yuk it up.

656
00:38:19,086 --> 00:38:24,225
It really is pretty hilarious,
life's just one big riot.

657
00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:37,139
Just ship me out. Put me on a canoe
and ship me out to the ice float.

658
00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:43,011
Shit.

659
00:38:44,879 --> 00:38:46,348
- Hey.
- What?

660
00:38:46,914 --> 00:38:48,548
Hey, come back. Come here.

661
00:38:48,550 --> 00:38:50,017
No.

662
00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:53,021
You know what?
Let me ask you something.

663
00:38:54,522 --> 00:38:57,359
What'd you fly all
the way out here for? Why?

664
00:38:58,091 --> 00:38:59,558
Because Mom was missing.

665
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:01,863
No, because I asked you to.

666
00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:05,298
Isn't that right?
I asked you to.

667
00:39:05,300 --> 00:39:08,470
I never do that, okay.
But I need some help.

668
00:39:09,236 --> 00:39:11,904
- I'm working on it, Nicky.
- There's no time to work on it.

669
00:39:11,906 --> 00:39:14,473
Jimmy Laciak is holding these spots.
That's a big ass deal,

670
00:39:14,475 --> 00:39:17,112
and he was supposed to have
the paperwork two days ago.

671
00:39:18,245 --> 00:39:20,379
- Okay.
- You just rip the Band-Aid off

672
00:39:20,381 --> 00:39:23,886
and say, "Guess what, we're
coming in with moving boxes."

673
00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:25,219
Okay.

674
00:40:03,457 --> 00:40:04,926
Emma.

675
00:40:05,325 --> 00:40:06,828
Emma.

676
00:40:08,196 --> 00:40:09,097
What?

677
00:40:09,464 --> 00:40:10,432
Come for a run with me.

678
00:40:11,298 --> 00:40:13,432
You'll feel great afterward,
I'm telling you...

679
00:40:13,434 --> 00:40:14,368
[groans]

680
00:40:49,169 --> 00:40:52,206
I'm casting my vote for you.

681
00:40:52,673 --> 00:40:54,141
[door opens]

682
00:40:57,312 --> 00:40:59,145
[Ruth] Well, there's my baby!

683
00:40:59,147 --> 00:41:00,712
[Bert] No, sit down.

684
00:41:00,714 --> 00:41:02,348
You've got dye all over you.

685
00:41:02,350 --> 00:41:04,549
Drink your protein drink,
sweetheart.

686
00:41:04,551 --> 00:41:07,289
Meet my boyfriend, Mr. Bossy.

687
00:41:08,488 --> 00:41:11,057
- Do you need anything, honey?
- No thanks. I'm fine, Mom.

688
00:41:11,059 --> 00:41:13,692
She doesn't need anything.
Drink your protein drink.

689
00:41:13,694 --> 00:41:15,296
My protein... Ugh.

690
00:41:17,097 --> 00:41:20,098
Oh, come on. It's just
like a chocolate malt.

691
00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:23,472
Oh, yeah. You wouldn't know a chocolate
malt if it bit you in the hiney.

692
00:41:24,138 --> 00:41:26,441
Because I was a fountain girl.

693
00:41:26,707 --> 00:41:29,310
I was a good fountain girl.

694
00:41:30,577 --> 00:41:31,676
[stutters] In...

695
00:41:31,678 --> 00:41:33,314
- Amboy.
- Amboy, yeah.

696
00:41:34,448 --> 00:41:35,316
My...

697
00:41:36,383 --> 00:41:40,185
My father, consequently,
works on the trains,

698
00:41:40,187 --> 00:41:43,122
- and he's a...
- Engineer.

699
00:41:43,124 --> 00:41:45,290
An engineer, that's right,

700
00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:47,325
and he was an engineer
and he would get off the train

701
00:41:47,327 --> 00:41:50,331
and he would bring me
chocolate malts. [slurps]

702
00:41:51,631 --> 00:41:53,232
[Bert] Yeah.

703
00:41:53,234 --> 00:41:56,569
Oh, boy. Because I was sick.
Yeah, I had...

704
00:41:56,571 --> 00:41:57,602
You had Polio.

705
00:41:57,604 --> 00:42:00,141
Polio. Yeah, I had Polio.

706
00:42:00,441 --> 00:42:05,611
And then that's all I did all day
was drink those chocolate malts,

707
00:42:05,613 --> 00:42:07,779
and consequently I...

708
00:42:07,781 --> 00:42:09,216
- Got fat.
- Fat!

709
00:42:09,649 --> 00:42:11,252
- Dad.
- What?

710
00:42:11,752 --> 00:42:13,084
She wasn't fat.

711
00:42:13,086 --> 00:42:14,088
She was very fat.

712
00:42:14,354 --> 00:42:17,258
Yeah, I was very, very fat.

713
00:42:17,792 --> 00:42:20,362
And then I was a housewife,

714
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,263
- You were not.
- No, you were a career woman, Ruth.

715
00:42:24,265 --> 00:42:28,136
You were two-time
Administrator of the Year.

716
00:42:29,037 --> 00:42:30,305
Holy shit.

717
00:42:31,638 --> 00:42:33,207
I knew that.

718
00:42:36,077 --> 00:42:37,479
How do you two know each other?

719
00:42:39,546 --> 00:42:42,117
She's our daughter,
for Chrissake, Ruth.

720
00:42:45,586 --> 00:42:47,189
I'm gonna get my purse.

721
00:42:49,624 --> 00:42:51,122
Don't touch anything.

722
00:42:51,124 --> 00:42:52,792
I'm not gonna touch anything.

723
00:42:52,794 --> 00:42:54,396
I'm getting my purse.

724
00:42:57,330 --> 00:42:59,468
We're going to Edna's
for dinner tonight.

725
00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:03,771
You feel like doing me a favor?

726
00:43:04,805 --> 00:43:07,138
- [Ruth exclaims]
- [Bridget] Here give me your hand.

727
00:43:07,140 --> 00:43:08,510
- [Ruth] It's your turn.
- Wait.

728
00:43:08,810 --> 00:43:10,542
In here?

729
00:43:10,544 --> 00:43:12,278
Rub that in your hair.

730
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,448
Yeah. There you go.

731
00:43:15,615 --> 00:43:17,716
Don't get soap
in your eyes, Mom.

732
00:43:17,718 --> 00:43:19,250
Close your eyes.

733
00:43:19,252 --> 00:43:22,457
You're so nice
to do this for me.

734
00:43:23,191 --> 00:43:24,559
You did it for me.

735
00:43:25,792 --> 00:43:28,694
- Yeah. I did, didn't I?
- Yeah.

736
00:43:28,696 --> 00:43:31,366
[snickers] Oh, God.

737
00:43:32,566 --> 00:43:37,569
Nicky hated the bath.
He would kick and scream.

738
00:43:37,571 --> 00:43:40,408
Ah! Then I said,
"Oh, to hell with it."

739
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,476
I just let him be dirty.

740
00:43:42,877 --> 00:43:45,047
But you were a good girl.

741
00:43:48,548 --> 00:43:50,651
I should've been
a better mother.

742
00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:54,121
You are a great mom.

743
00:43:59,727 --> 00:44:01,727
Do I need to wash my hair?

744
00:44:01,729 --> 00:44:03,229
No, you already did,
you're done.

745
00:44:03,231 --> 00:44:04,729
Wash your who-who.

746
00:44:04,731 --> 00:44:06,100
Who-who.

747
00:44:06,734 --> 00:44:10,472
Well, you got a cute
little tushie. [chuckles]

748
00:44:11,671 --> 00:44:13,207
Where's... give me that.

749
00:44:16,743 --> 00:44:18,379
Do you have a boyfriend?

750
00:44:19,747 --> 00:44:21,283
I have a husband.

751
00:44:23,618 --> 00:44:25,087
Are you happy?

752
00:44:27,854 --> 00:44:29,223
I'm lonely.

753
00:44:32,426 --> 00:44:34,129
Do I need to wash my hair?

754
00:44:34,495 --> 00:44:37,696
No, here.
Mom, rinse your who-who.

755
00:44:37,698 --> 00:44:39,367
- My who-who.
- Yeah.

756
00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,702
[exclaims]

757
00:44:42,236 --> 00:44:44,205
[laughs]

758
00:44:48,276 --> 00:44:50,145
[Ruth] Oh, I don't
wanna upset her.

759
00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:52,343
- [Bridget] Who?
- Whoever's shoes those are.

760
00:44:52,345 --> 00:44:53,779
Those are your shoes, Mom. Here.

761
00:44:53,781 --> 00:44:55,480
They are not. I...

762
00:44:55,482 --> 00:44:58,185
Those are the ugliest things
I've seen in my life.

763
00:44:58,653 --> 00:45:01,352
Come on, Mom. Put your shoes on.
Marion is waiting for you.

764
00:45:01,354 --> 00:45:02,787
Marion. I'm going with you?

765
00:45:02,789 --> 00:45:04,656
[Marion] Yeah. Hey, doll.

766
00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:05,794
Good. Hi.

767
00:45:06,394 --> 00:45:08,761
[softly] Get the folder.
Get the folder.

768
00:45:08,763 --> 00:45:10,531
Just let me get dressed.

769
00:45:20,941 --> 00:45:23,611
Did you go into my computer
and log into my school account?

770
00:45:26,214 --> 00:45:26,948
Somebody did.

771
00:45:27,582 --> 00:45:29,348
Somebody went in
and signed me up

772
00:45:29,350 --> 00:45:31,486
for a bunch of random
classes. That wasn't you?

773
00:45:31,752 --> 00:45:32,687
No.

774
00:45:33,955 --> 00:45:35,257
Liar.

775
00:45:37,624 --> 00:45:38,592
How does it feel?

776
00:45:39,693 --> 00:45:42,396
You lied to me about filling
out your dorm application.

777
00:45:42,796 --> 00:45:44,696
Because I didn't
want you on me. Okay?

778
00:45:44,698 --> 00:45:47,601
I didn't feel like dealing
with your crazy hovering.

779
00:45:48,568 --> 00:45:49,771
Were you ever going to do it?

780
00:45:51,839 --> 00:45:52,805
Huh?

781
00:45:52,807 --> 00:45:54,509
- Yes.
- When?

782
00:45:56,711 --> 00:45:58,847
When I decided whether
or not I was going back.

783
00:45:59,446 --> 00:46:00,745
- Okay?
- Where's the...

784
00:46:00,747 --> 00:46:02,615
Doesn't anybody know
how to knock?

785
00:46:02,617 --> 00:46:04,450
- Do you mind?
- Hey, I'm not looking. Where's the folder?

786
00:46:04,452 --> 00:46:06,187
- Nick. Why would you do that?
- Come on.

787
00:46:06,386 --> 00:46:09,323
- Would you get out here, Bitty. Damn it.
- Just give me a minute!

788
00:46:09,723 --> 00:46:10,624
God.

789
00:46:11,959 --> 00:46:14,328
I am a grown up, okay?

790
00:46:14,861 --> 00:46:17,662
God, you make me feel like
there's something wrong with me.

791
00:46:17,664 --> 00:46:19,733
- There's nothing wrong with you.
- Yeah, I know.

792
00:46:22,937 --> 00:46:26,272
I would have given anything
to go to college, Emma.

793
00:46:26,274 --> 00:46:27,305
I know.

794
00:46:27,307 --> 00:46:29,210
You have no perspective.

795
00:46:29,709 --> 00:46:32,213
You have no idea
how lucky you are.

796
00:46:34,814 --> 00:46:36,784
Do you think I'm trying
to hate school?

797
00:46:37,017 --> 00:46:39,484
You think I don't want to get
out of bed in the morning?

798
00:46:39,486 --> 00:46:44,022
That I like lying there feeling like
a piece of shit for blowing it,

799
00:46:44,024 --> 00:46:45,559
for wasting Dad's money?

800
00:46:46,026 --> 00:46:48,493
Laying there thinking about
how much you wanted to go

801
00:46:48,495 --> 00:46:51,863
until I wanna throw myself out the
window because I can't take it,

802
00:46:51,865 --> 00:46:53,634
you think that's fun for me?

803
00:46:53,934 --> 00:46:56,338
Honey. Why didn't you tell me?

804
00:46:56,537 --> 00:46:57,305
[scoffs]

805
00:46:58,205 --> 00:46:59,370
'Cause you would just try
to get me to go

806
00:46:59,372 --> 00:47:00,774
on one of your stupid runs.

807
00:47:01,475 --> 00:47:03,511
Like you're not a fucking mess.

808
00:47:04,312 --> 00:47:05,647
I am not a mess.

809
00:47:08,515 --> 00:47:11,917
[Nick] This is ridiculous, Dad. Come
on, This is silly. I know it's hard,

810
00:47:11,919 --> 00:47:16,992
but I'm begging you, okay? This is
the best memory care in Chicago!

811
00:47:17,390 --> 00:47:18,792
Let me tell you something,

812
00:47:19,459 --> 00:47:21,593
those pictures on
the tree in there,

813
00:47:21,595 --> 00:47:23,395
tell her how
she takes her coffee,

814
00:47:23,397 --> 00:47:25,064
how many ice cubes
she likes in her scotch.

815
00:47:25,066 --> 00:47:26,468
That's memory care.

816
00:47:27,635 --> 00:47:29,600
I was there for every memory
she made in last 60 years,

817
00:47:29,602 --> 00:47:32,604
and if I wasn't there, I heard
about it at least 37 times,

818
00:47:32,606 --> 00:47:35,542
so I am the best
memory care in Chicago!

819
00:47:35,843 --> 00:47:37,542
I bathe her, I feed her,

820
00:47:37,544 --> 00:47:39,712
I give her her pills,
I wipe her ass

821
00:47:39,714 --> 00:47:42,348
and I do it a hell
of a lot better than some aide,

822
00:47:42,350 --> 00:47:43,816
who does not give
one goddamn hoot

823
00:47:43,818 --> 00:47:46,287
about over who she spent
60 years becoming!

824
00:47:46,687 --> 00:47:48,354
Put some clothes on, we're late.

825
00:47:48,356 --> 00:47:49,888
And get rid of that thing.

826
00:47:49,890 --> 00:47:52,661
I don't want your
mother to see it. Goddamn it!

827
00:47:56,097 --> 00:47:58,464
You couldn't have
waited one minute, Nick?

828
00:47:58,466 --> 00:48:02,133
Couldn't wait? Couldn't wait? What!
What the fuck am I even doing?

829
00:48:02,135 --> 00:48:03,502
[Emma Sobs]

830
00:48:03,504 --> 00:48:05,006
Ah, Jesus.

831
00:48:05,606 --> 00:48:07,075
What's the matter with you, huh?

832
00:48:07,707 --> 00:48:10,311
- It's sad!
- It's sad, Nicky, God!

833
00:48:15,615 --> 00:48:16,850
[Nick] Hey, hey, hey.

834
00:48:17,450 --> 00:48:18,619
Calm down.

835
00:48:18,852 --> 00:48:21,419
[sighs] Just what are you,
dead inside?

836
00:48:21,421 --> 00:48:22,490
Almost.

837
00:48:24,557 --> 00:48:27,859
I don't want to go
to Edna's. I hate Edna.

838
00:48:27,861 --> 00:48:30,162
All she ever does is talk about
her stupid hip replacement.

839
00:48:30,164 --> 00:48:31,700
Well then don't go.

840
00:48:35,935 --> 00:48:37,504
Wanna stay with me?

841
00:48:38,004 --> 00:48:39,707
- No.
- Come on.

842
00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:44,845
I'll just tell Dad
you got menopause.

843
00:48:51,017 --> 00:48:52,519
[door closes]

844
00:49:19,513 --> 00:49:20,848
[coughs]

845
00:49:30,825 --> 00:49:33,428
Hi. Is this
Hoffsteader Construction?

846
00:49:33,928 --> 00:49:38,566
Oh, yeah. Is this Gerry?
Hi, it's Bitty.

847
00:49:38,798 --> 00:49:43,405
Yeah. Hi. Hi, yeah, listen...

848
00:49:43,771 --> 00:49:47,408
You guys don't happen
to do locks, do you?

849
00:50:39,693 --> 00:50:41,026
[doorbell rings]

850
00:50:41,028 --> 00:50:42,163
Shit.

851
00:50:43,129 --> 00:50:45,296
I was thinking about a lock
with the key,

852
00:50:45,298 --> 00:50:47,265
but with the key
on the inside, you know?

853
00:50:47,267 --> 00:50:49,968
Yeah, yeah, all right. So,
you know, you lock the door,

854
00:50:49,970 --> 00:50:51,270
- hide the key from her.
- Yeah, exactly.

855
00:50:51,272 --> 00:50:53,138
Got it. It's smart. Uh...

856
00:50:53,140 --> 00:50:55,540
Okay, yeah. Do you want this,
back door, too?

857
00:50:55,542 --> 00:50:56,741
- Yes, that would be great.
- Okay.

858
00:50:56,743 --> 00:50:58,877
If you have time,
I don't want...

859
00:50:58,879 --> 00:51:01,583
I got, for you,
all the time in the world.

860
00:51:01,948 --> 00:51:04,818
Uh, I mean, it's not
gonna take all day.

861
00:51:05,553 --> 00:51:08,020
- Okay.
- It'll be like, about half hour.

862
00:51:08,022 --> 00:51:09,557
- Okay.
- Each.

863
00:51:10,323 --> 00:51:12,124
- Um...
- So, yeah.

864
00:51:12,126 --> 00:51:14,560
Hey, do you want a...
There's a sandwich...

865
00:51:14,562 --> 00:51:17,162
There's corned beef from
Marion-Down-The-Hall.

866
00:51:17,164 --> 00:51:18,964
There's a lot of leftovers,

867
00:51:18,966 --> 00:51:21,169
and I don't know,
coffee or something.

868
00:51:22,202 --> 00:51:25,736
- Yes.
- Okay. Great. I'll just... I'll get it.

869
00:51:25,738 --> 00:51:27,573
[music playing]

870
00:51:27,575 --> 00:51:31,078
He's a fantastic guy.
He really...

871
00:51:32,046 --> 00:51:33,181
He really is.

872
00:51:33,948 --> 00:51:36,518
It's just, you know.
He's a checklist guy.

873
00:51:37,084 --> 00:51:39,584
College, check.
Corporate law, check.

874
00:51:39,586 --> 00:51:40,919
Wife, kids, check, check, check.

875
00:51:40,921 --> 00:51:44,658
Which is fine,
you know, but I'm not.

876
00:51:45,091 --> 00:51:49,060
And so, I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be telling you all this stuff,

877
00:51:49,062 --> 00:51:50,328
I just don't...

878
00:51:50,330 --> 00:51:52,897
I don't... What is...
What's...

879
00:51:52,899 --> 00:51:54,001
Here.

880
00:52:01,774 --> 00:52:04,676
I mean, I was 20
when we got married.

881
00:52:04,678 --> 00:52:06,214
- Good God.
- Yeah.

882
00:52:06,946 --> 00:52:10,084
Oh, my... That's Emma's age.

883
00:52:10,751 --> 00:52:13,021
- Yeah.
- And she can barely tie her shoes.

884
00:52:14,220 --> 00:52:15,556
And Mary.

885
00:52:15,823 --> 00:52:18,189
Mary at 20, she thought
she was a lesbian.

886
00:52:18,191 --> 00:52:22,093
Now she's out in Sacramento
with her fiancé.

887
00:52:22,095 --> 00:52:23,564
Hey, you want...

888
00:52:24,330 --> 00:52:26,064
- Want a cigarette?
- Absolutely.

889
00:52:26,066 --> 00:52:28,236
Oh, God. I haven't had
a cigarette in like 20 years.

890
00:52:28,635 --> 00:52:30,037
- These are my daughter's.
- Thank you.

891
00:52:30,336 --> 00:52:33,640
- I don't really drink either.
- Don't jack 'em.

892
00:52:37,711 --> 00:52:39,111
[chuckles]
You really don't smoke.

893
00:52:39,113 --> 00:52:40,245
Oh. I'm sorry.

894
00:52:40,247 --> 00:52:41,716
Mm-hmm.

895
00:52:42,249 --> 00:52:44,185
[Bridget laughs]

896
00:52:44,718 --> 00:52:45,920
That's a trick.

897
00:52:47,720 --> 00:52:50,857
- Mmm. Here. Yeah.
- Thank you.

898
00:52:54,894 --> 00:52:57,598
You know, everyone thinks
being alone is so bad.

899
00:52:58,131 --> 00:53:01,668
So... lonely. Mmm.

900
00:53:03,403 --> 00:53:05,005
You know what's lonely?

901
00:53:06,205 --> 00:53:09,142
Lying awake in the middle of the
night thinking, "This is it.

902
00:53:09,977 --> 00:53:13,011
This is the rest of my life,
this is as good as it gets."

903
00:53:13,013 --> 00:53:15,147
And then looking over at
the man you've been married to

904
00:53:15,149 --> 00:53:19,721
for the last 20 years and
thinking, he must be awake, too.

905
00:53:20,053 --> 00:53:20,821
Right?

906
00:53:21,622 --> 00:53:24,258
He must be feeling
the same way I am.

907
00:53:24,758 --> 00:53:28,830
But looking over at him to see
him sleeping like a baby?

908
00:53:29,729 --> 00:53:32,766
That. That is lonely.

909
00:53:36,035 --> 00:53:36,937
Yeah.

910
00:53:46,312 --> 00:53:47,347
I get it.

911
00:53:47,781 --> 00:53:50,118
- I'm divorced, too.
- Oh. Um...

912
00:53:50,783 --> 00:53:52,854
- I'm sorry. Listen I'm...
- God you smell good.

913
00:53:53,754 --> 00:53:55,656
You always fucking
smell so good.

914
00:53:56,156 --> 00:53:57,191
What? Oh.

915
00:53:58,091 --> 00:53:59,491
- Wait, I'm sorry.
- [Nick] Hey, Ger!

916
00:53:59,493 --> 00:54:01,663
What? Oh!

917
00:54:03,097 --> 00:54:04,031
Whoops.

918
00:54:05,298 --> 00:54:06,865
- 'Sup, Nick.
- Hey.

919
00:54:06,867 --> 00:54:08,403
What happened with Edna?

920
00:54:08,836 --> 00:54:10,671
- She died.
- [Bridget] What?

921
00:54:10,970 --> 00:54:12,873
Yeah. She died this morning.

922
00:54:14,006 --> 00:54:16,341
Nah, I'm just screwing with you.
She's in the hospital.

923
00:54:16,343 --> 00:54:19,944
Did you change the locks? Everybody's
standing at the front door.

924
00:54:19,946 --> 00:54:21,178
You should let them in.

925
00:54:21,180 --> 00:54:22,684
Oh, shit.

926
00:54:23,149 --> 00:54:24,251
Yup.

927
00:54:29,323 --> 00:54:33,060
- [knocking on the door]
- Shit. I'm just gonna get the door.

928
00:54:36,363 --> 00:54:37,832
[music stops]

929
00:54:40,133 --> 00:54:42,834
Hi. I'm sorry. I couldn't
hear you, I had music on.

930
00:54:42,836 --> 00:54:45,006
- The heck's going on in here?
- Sorry, Dad.

931
00:54:45,972 --> 00:54:47,471
- Smoking in here?
- No.

932
00:54:47,473 --> 00:54:49,943
- Are you my baby?
- Smoking in my house?

933
00:54:50,943 --> 00:54:52,877
- You are too smoking in my house.
- No, I'm not, Dad.

934
00:54:52,879 --> 00:54:55,383
- I am so happy to see you.
- Oh, you, too.

935
00:54:56,115 --> 00:54:57,482
What the heck are you wearing?

936
00:54:57,484 --> 00:54:59,153
- Who?
- Oh, I...

937
00:54:59,787 --> 00:55:01,051
Is that your mother's
good blouse?

938
00:55:01,053 --> 00:55:02,386
- I got hot.
- Whose mother?

939
00:55:02,388 --> 00:55:03,821
I only had that sweater.
You know? Hi, honey.

940
00:55:03,823 --> 00:55:05,256
I just got it dry cleaned.

941
00:55:05,258 --> 00:55:07,394
Who's that? Who is that?

942
00:55:07,827 --> 00:55:08,826
- Who?
- Who's who?

943
00:55:08,828 --> 00:55:09,763
This.

944
00:55:10,897 --> 00:55:13,767
That's Gerry Hoffsteader.
Remember, Dad? From Mass.

945
00:55:14,001 --> 00:55:15,836
Nice to see you again,
Mr. Everhardt.

946
00:55:16,403 --> 00:55:19,837
Dad, it's Gerry. Hoffsteader.
He's a construction guy.

947
00:55:19,839 --> 00:55:23,475
He did... Did you see the Hoffsteader
Construction truck outside?

948
00:55:23,477 --> 00:55:28,382
He's a construction guy. We haven't seen
each other since, I don't know, like...

949
00:55:28,981 --> 00:55:30,549
- Was it junior high? Right?
- Yeah, junior high.

950
00:55:30,551 --> 00:55:33,852
Yeah. Well except for Mass where
you saw him. Where we all...

951
00:55:33,854 --> 00:55:36,020
[laughing]

952
00:55:36,022 --> 00:55:37,888
- What is so funny?
- You're wearing Mom's blouse.

953
00:55:37,890 --> 00:55:40,058
- We were just hanging out...
- That's sexy.

954
00:55:40,060 --> 00:55:41,493
...after he put the locks in.

955
00:55:41,495 --> 00:55:43,395
Hey, you know Dad
just got that dry cleaned.

956
00:55:43,397 --> 00:55:45,162
...which is why I called him,
was to put in locks

957
00:55:45,164 --> 00:55:47,031
like they have
at the Reminisce community.

958
00:55:47,033 --> 00:55:48,200
No, it's a neighborhood.

959
00:55:48,202 --> 00:55:50,435
So when you put that in,
you know,

960
00:55:50,437 --> 00:55:52,169
you lock it and you put the key,

961
00:55:52,171 --> 00:55:53,939
you hide the key and that
way she can't get out.

962
00:55:53,941 --> 00:55:56,010
And then you guys can stay.

963
00:55:56,577 --> 00:55:58,042
- What?
- For now.

964
00:55:58,044 --> 00:56:00,178
Well, as long as you
don't go to Florida.

965
00:56:00,180 --> 00:56:03,415
I know, you're the husband!

966
00:56:03,417 --> 00:56:05,584
- Good, good.
- No.

967
00:56:05,586 --> 00:56:07,084
That's not...

968
00:56:07,086 --> 00:56:08,319
Look everybody,
look who I found.

969
00:56:08,321 --> 00:56:09,587
- That's not the husband, Ruth.
- Jesus.

970
00:56:09,589 --> 00:56:10,888
That's not going to fix it.

971
00:56:10,890 --> 00:56:11,990
Is he staying for dinner?

972
00:56:11,992 --> 00:56:13,058
- Emma...
- That's fine.

973
00:56:13,060 --> 00:56:14,426
Yeah, I need to get going.

974
00:56:14,428 --> 00:56:17,028
Hey, Gerry, thank you
for your service.

975
00:56:17,030 --> 00:56:18,529
Thanks for the service, Gerry.

976
00:56:18,531 --> 00:56:19,865
[Bert] Nice going.

977
00:56:19,867 --> 00:56:20,868
[Nick] I feel a lot safer now.

978
00:56:21,834 --> 00:56:22,933
- [Bert] Who was smoking in the house?
- Emma!

979
00:56:22,935 --> 00:56:24,236
Was it you?

980
00:56:24,238 --> 00:56:26,270
No, Dad. I just
came home with you.

981
00:56:26,272 --> 00:56:28,540
- [Bridget] Emma.
- Somebody was smoking in the house.

982
00:56:28,542 --> 00:56:31,575
- Who was it? The guy?
- Emma.

983
00:56:31,577 --> 00:56:33,814
Or Princess Charming over there?

984
00:56:35,481 --> 00:56:37,184
What do I owe you?

985
00:56:39,519 --> 00:56:41,022
So you're not divorced.

986
00:56:42,356 --> 00:56:43,825
No.

987
00:56:48,528 --> 00:56:50,131
Five hundred, please.

988
00:56:51,265 --> 00:56:52,834
[scoffs]

989
00:56:54,167 --> 00:56:55,837
Includes materials.

990
00:56:58,238 --> 00:57:00,408
- It's Gerry with a G.
- Yeah.

991
00:57:02,975 --> 00:57:04,211
Thank you.

992
00:57:19,059 --> 00:57:21,062
- Chemically sensitive, huh?
- Shut up.

993
00:57:21,528 --> 00:57:24,428
- Let me in, I'm freezing.
- That's a nice bra, is that Ma's, too?

994
00:57:24,430 --> 00:57:26,131
- Let me in.
- No.

995
00:57:26,133 --> 00:57:28,002
They can stay?

996
00:57:28,568 --> 00:57:32,002
Hey! They can stay?

997
00:57:32,004 --> 00:57:33,540
Yeah. For now.

998
00:57:34,140 --> 00:57:35,506
When did you come up with that?

999
00:57:35,508 --> 00:57:37,341
For now. God.

1000
00:57:37,343 --> 00:57:38,211
What?

1001
00:57:39,011 --> 00:57:42,082
Hey! Who the hell
do you think you are, huh?

1002
00:57:42,950 --> 00:57:44,482
Queen Bitty,
ladies and gentlemen,

1003
00:57:44,484 --> 00:57:48,890
she comes to town, spends three
days, three fucking days,

1004
00:57:49,289 --> 00:57:52,323
throws in a lock,
problem solved, what a genius!

1005
00:57:52,325 --> 00:57:54,459
Oh, boy! Why didn't
I think of that?

1006
00:57:54,461 --> 00:57:56,160
- Who do you think you are?
- [scoffs]

1007
00:57:56,162 --> 00:57:57,562
I'm not off the plane
ten minutes

1008
00:57:57,564 --> 00:57:59,397
and you're telling me
what I have to do

1009
00:57:59,399 --> 00:58:00,732
before I had a chance
to evaluate the situation.

1010
00:58:00,734 --> 00:58:02,036
Who am I? Who am I?

1011
00:58:02,301 --> 00:58:05,203
I'm the one who's here. Okay?

1012
00:58:05,205 --> 00:58:07,504
- I'm the one who gets the call...
- God, get out of my face.

1013
00:58:07,506 --> 00:58:11,176
...in the middle of the night. I'm the
one with the geriatrician on speed dial

1014
00:58:11,178 --> 00:58:14,044
The fact that you
got power of attorney

1015
00:58:14,046 --> 00:58:19,386
is the biggest, stinkiest pile of
favoritist bullshit I ever heard.

1016
00:58:19,653 --> 00:58:21,187
Damn it.

1017
00:58:21,555 --> 00:58:22,990
Hey.

1018
00:58:23,723 --> 00:58:25,158
[snickers]

1019
00:58:25,691 --> 00:58:27,928
You don't even know
the code, that's funny.

1020
00:58:28,428 --> 00:58:30,995
- Fuck.
- Hey, why don't we get Gerry back here?

1021
00:58:30,997 --> 00:58:33,598
He can change the locks, and
then I'll take Emma to the mall

1022
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,136
and you two can go at it.

1023
00:58:36,303 --> 00:58:38,336
- You know why I got power of attorney?
- Why?

1024
00:58:38,338 --> 00:58:42,741
Because you're an asshole, that's why.
You are an asshole.

1025
00:58:42,743 --> 00:58:44,478
[scoffs] Uh-uh.

1026
00:58:45,345 --> 00:58:48,982
You got power of attorney
'cause you're a chicken shit.

1027
00:58:49,682 --> 00:58:51,117
He knew you'd never use it.

1028
00:58:52,285 --> 00:58:53,752
You been letting him tell you
what to do your whole life.

1029
00:58:53,754 --> 00:58:55,522
- I have not.
- Oh, yeah?

1030
00:58:56,455 --> 00:58:59,059
Let me ask you something.
Why did you marry Eddie?

1031
00:59:00,794 --> 00:59:03,164
Because I didn't know
who I was. Okay?

1032
00:59:03,763 --> 00:59:07,298
And Mom had her big career,
and I was the housekeeper.

1033
00:59:07,300 --> 00:59:09,100
- Oh, my goodness.
- Who do you think

1034
00:59:09,102 --> 00:59:12,506
got food on the table, huh?
Who ironed your...

1035
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:15,673
- Fenwick shirts?
- Who put a gun to your head?

1036
00:59:15,675 --> 00:59:20,578
Somebody had to do it. Somebody had to
fucking do it Nick, and I was the girl.

1037
00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:24,518
No, Bitty, you're not a victim, all right?
You're not a martyr.

1038
00:59:24,718 --> 00:59:28,386
Nobody forced you to obey, okay?
You got to grow up

1039
00:59:28,388 --> 00:59:31,192
and don't be so terrified.
Stop being a liar.

1040
00:59:31,490 --> 00:59:33,792
- I am not a liar.
- You've been lying for so long

1041
00:59:33,794 --> 00:59:36,326
that you don't even know the
difference between the truth,

1042
00:59:36,328 --> 00:59:39,033
and what you want everybody
to think is the truth.

1043
00:59:41,834 --> 00:59:43,301
Our parents live here.

1044
00:59:43,303 --> 00:59:44,605
[Nick]
She doesn't know the code.

1045
00:59:44,838 --> 00:59:47,404
You ought to visit them
once in a while.

1046
00:59:47,406 --> 00:59:49,573
- Who are you, the guilt monger?
- Nicky.

1047
00:59:49,575 --> 00:59:54,115
I know you. You're the one who
smokes so close to my rosebushes.

1048
00:59:54,414 --> 00:59:56,548
Go sit on your rosebushes.

1049
00:59:56,550 --> 00:59:58,316
Nicky. I'm so sorry.

1050
00:59:58,318 --> 01:00:00,553
For what?
What are you sorry for?

1051
01:00:02,089 --> 01:00:03,520
- Shut up.
- [woman] Shame on him.

1052
01:00:03,522 --> 01:00:05,126
- [Bridget] I'm so sorry.
- It was rude.

1053
01:00:05,691 --> 01:00:07,527
I can't believe this. So rude.

1054
01:00:07,827 --> 01:00:09,593
At least I don't
bulldoze people.

1055
01:00:09,595 --> 01:00:12,096
I'm not some bully telling
everyone what to do,

1056
01:00:12,098 --> 01:00:14,432
saying, "You, you, you, let me
tell you what's wrong with you

1057
01:00:14,434 --> 01:00:16,037
so you never see
what's wrong with me!"

1058
01:00:16,435 --> 01:00:18,837
At least I don't blame Mom
and Dad for all my bullshit.

1059
01:00:18,839 --> 01:00:22,874
Excuse me? Didn't you just blame them for
your entire shitty 20-year marriage?

1060
01:00:22,876 --> 01:00:25,745
At least I had the guts to try,

1061
01:00:26,379 --> 01:00:29,583
to try to love somebody,
to let somebody love me.

1062
01:00:30,316 --> 01:00:31,850
At least I have something.

1063
01:00:31,852 --> 01:00:33,750
Oh, I got plenty, honey,
believe me.

1064
01:00:33,752 --> 01:00:35,189
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

1065
01:00:35,589 --> 01:00:37,091
You got a bar.

1066
01:00:38,191 --> 01:00:40,327
Get in the house.

1067
01:00:43,463 --> 01:00:45,332
I can hear you
all the way down the hall.

1068
01:00:45,765 --> 01:00:47,167
Why don't you tell me the truth?

1069
01:00:47,434 --> 01:00:49,202
Why did you give Bit
the power of attorney?

1070
01:00:49,502 --> 01:00:52,372
Because you're a hothead
like your mother.

1071
01:00:52,638 --> 01:00:55,742
No, no, no.
No, it's because you're selfish.

1072
01:00:56,475 --> 01:00:58,412
You know why they get better
in memory care?

1073
01:00:58,845 --> 01:01:01,912
Because they don't have people
in their face all the time

1074
01:01:01,914 --> 01:01:05,149
saying, "Don't forget me,
please don't forget me,

1075
01:01:05,151 --> 01:01:06,386
you're losing your mind."

1076
01:01:07,453 --> 01:01:09,354
The one blessing of this disease

1077
01:01:09,356 --> 01:01:11,189
is that they don't remember
that they don't remember.

1078
01:01:11,191 --> 01:01:12,557
Until you go and tell them.

1079
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:14,292
You think you're
a doctor or something?

1080
01:01:14,294 --> 01:01:15,926
- What the hell do you know?
- Oh, my God.

1081
01:01:15,928 --> 01:01:17,595
You're a goddamn bartender...

1082
01:01:17,597 --> 01:01:19,430
- I'm a bar...
- ...who almost graduated from college.

1083
01:01:19,432 --> 01:01:22,102
- Almost.
- I'm a bar owner, Dad.

1084
01:01:22,334 --> 01:01:26,240
- You tend the bar?
- I own the bar. I own it.

1085
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,640
- You tend it or not?
- Yeah. Yeah.

1086
01:01:28,642 --> 01:01:33,912
- I tend it! I tend the bar that I own.
- You're a bartender.

1087
01:01:33,914 --> 01:01:37,348
Okay? I know it's a real bummer,

1088
01:01:37,350 --> 01:01:38,783
I hear you loud and clear, Pop,

1089
01:01:38,785 --> 01:01:40,785
it's a real shit deal
you have to admit that

1090
01:01:40,787 --> 01:01:42,287
to your fucking poker players.

1091
01:01:42,289 --> 01:01:44,354
- Watch your language.
- Watch my language?

1092
01:01:44,356 --> 01:01:46,259
- Yes.
- All right.

1093
01:01:46,892 --> 01:01:48,428
[imitates zipper closing]

1094
01:01:48,827 --> 01:01:50,296
You know what?

1095
01:01:51,497 --> 01:01:53,501
She hit on me the other night.

1096
01:01:54,801 --> 01:01:56,437
Yeah, Mom.

1097
01:01:57,937 --> 01:02:02,242
She hit on me. I had to sit there and
explain to her that I was her son.

1098
01:02:02,876 --> 01:02:05,379
You should have seen
the look on her face.

1099
01:02:15,589 --> 01:02:19,527
I'm done. They're all yours, Bit.
Godspeed.

1100
01:03:16,850 --> 01:03:19,386
There's a man in my bed.

1101
01:03:21,687 --> 01:03:22,689
It's Dad.

1102
01:03:24,790 --> 01:03:26,727
I sleep with our dad?

1103
01:03:29,361 --> 01:03:30,630
Yeah.

1104
01:03:31,897 --> 01:03:33,267
Oh.

1105
01:03:53,952 --> 01:03:55,722
[Bert] Stay in bed, honey.

1106
01:03:57,089 --> 01:03:58,725
You're a turkey.

1107
01:04:00,426 --> 01:04:03,430
Mmm. You're a turkey.

1108
01:04:15,341 --> 01:04:16,709
[cell phone vibrates]

1109
01:04:38,430 --> 01:04:42,669
[Eddie] Hi, um, your
father just called me.

1110
01:04:43,435 --> 01:04:47,874
He said you're coming home tonight?
Give me a call.

1111
01:04:51,410 --> 01:04:53,713
[indistinct audio on TV]

1112
01:04:57,117 --> 01:04:58,718
Is that my baby?

1113
01:05:10,729 --> 01:05:11,995
I don't want it.

1114
01:05:11,997 --> 01:05:12,965
It's coffee.

1115
01:05:13,533 --> 01:05:15,732
I don't want it!

1116
01:05:15,734 --> 01:05:18,636
- Of course you want it. Have it.
- I am a grown-up!

1117
01:05:18,638 --> 01:05:21,004
If I don't want the coffee,
I don't want the coffee!

1118
01:05:21,006 --> 01:05:22,642
All right.

1119
01:05:24,611 --> 01:05:25,746
What did you tell him?

1120
01:05:26,044 --> 01:05:27,447
Who?

1121
01:05:28,147 --> 01:05:29,749
- Nobody, sweetheart.
- It's okay, Mom.

1122
01:05:30,582 --> 01:05:31,918
Go watch Popeye, honey.

1123
01:05:33,352 --> 01:05:36,154
I told him I bought you plane tickets
and to pick you up at the airport.

1124
01:05:36,156 --> 01:05:37,758
That's what I told him.

1125
01:05:38,624 --> 01:05:41,060
Floozin' around with some
construction bozo.

1126
01:05:41,593 --> 01:05:43,127
I don't even know who you are!

1127
01:05:43,129 --> 01:05:46,533
He put locks in,
and you're welcome by the way.

1128
01:05:47,100 --> 01:05:48,902
What am I,
some kind of horse's ass?

1129
01:05:49,968 --> 01:05:52,770
Eddie is as much a son to me
as your brother is.

1130
01:05:52,772 --> 01:05:54,839
You know, I think you like
Eddie more than you like me,

1131
01:05:54,841 --> 01:05:56,774
or my brother for that matter.

1132
01:05:56,776 --> 01:05:59,780
For Chrissake, Bitty, what
kind of thing is that to say?

1133
01:06:00,446 --> 01:06:02,782
Get dressed.
We're leaving in an hour.

1134
01:06:18,798 --> 01:06:21,499
All my life you've been telling
me there's no bells and whistles.

1135
01:06:21,501 --> 01:06:22,533
There's no bells and whistles.

1136
01:06:22,535 --> 01:06:23,667
There isn't.

1137
01:06:23,669 --> 01:06:24,937
How can you say that?

1138
01:06:25,772 --> 01:06:28,008
You have more bells
and whistles than anybody.

1139
01:06:28,540 --> 01:06:32,646
I mean, she's losing her mind and
you still can't live without her.

1140
01:06:33,479 --> 01:06:34,712
Didn't you want that for me?

1141
01:06:34,714 --> 01:06:36,513
Of course I wanted that for you,

1142
01:06:36,515 --> 01:06:37,848
that's all I want for you.

1143
01:06:37,850 --> 01:06:39,952
Why do you think
I'm sending you home?

1144
01:06:41,488 --> 01:06:42,252
Dad.

1145
01:06:42,254 --> 01:06:43,523
Bit.

1146
01:06:43,957 --> 01:06:48,095
Love is commitment,
you work at it.

1147
01:06:48,660 --> 01:06:51,962
Go home to your husband and ask yourself
why you married him in the first place.

1148
01:06:51,964 --> 01:06:54,232
I married him because you
told me I couldn't do better.

1149
01:06:54,234 --> 01:06:57,069
You couldn't!
Eddie is a home run!

1150
01:06:57,569 --> 01:06:59,636
Your wedding was
the best day of my life,

1151
01:06:59,638 --> 01:07:03,709
walking you down the aisle to a man
who I thought might deserve you.

1152
01:07:05,711 --> 01:07:07,544
You know what your problem is?

1153
01:07:07,546 --> 01:07:08,481
California!

1154
01:07:08,814 --> 01:07:11,249
That's what.
Everybody out there,

1155
01:07:11,251 --> 01:07:15,622
flowin' in the wind, reinventing.
What the heck is that?

1156
01:07:15,921 --> 01:07:21,191
You are who you are. I am a
father, a husband, a Catholic.

1157
01:07:21,193 --> 01:07:24,160
I know it because I am it.
I never had to think about it.

1158
01:07:24,162 --> 01:07:29,669
But there is no reason to be unhappy
with a perfectly good marriage.

1159
01:07:32,671 --> 01:07:34,607
I don't have what you have.

1160
01:07:35,073 --> 01:07:35,907
Yes, you do.

1161
01:07:37,010 --> 01:07:39,646
Don't you think
we had rough periods?

1162
01:07:40,914 --> 01:07:42,812
You ought to go talk
to a priest!

1163
01:07:42,814 --> 01:07:44,517
I'm not a Catholic anymore.

1164
01:07:45,051 --> 01:07:47,754
Well, there's your problem
right there.

1165
01:07:48,021 --> 01:07:49,490
How do you know?

1166
01:07:49,888 --> 01:07:53,260
How do you always know
what my problem is?

1167
01:07:53,926 --> 01:07:56,160
Do I do that to you?
Did I march in here and say,

1168
01:07:56,162 --> 01:07:58,631
"She's going in a home, if you don't
like it, go talk to a priest?"

1169
01:07:59,031 --> 01:08:01,232
I listened to you, Dad.
I asked you what you wanted

1170
01:08:01,234 --> 01:08:03,868
and I fought like hell to get it
for you because you matter to me.

1171
01:08:03,870 --> 01:08:08,642
What you want matters to me.
Why don't I matter to you?

1172
01:08:11,877 --> 01:08:13,877
Mom was a feminist,
for Chrissake.

1173
01:08:13,879 --> 01:08:16,749
Why didn't anyone ever
ask me what I wanted?

1174
01:08:18,318 --> 01:08:21,855
Honey. We did ask you
what you wanted.

1175
01:08:22,154 --> 01:08:24,857
You said you couldn't
wait to be a mother.

1176
01:08:28,026 --> 01:08:29,128
[knocking]

1177
01:08:29,796 --> 01:08:30,963
Is Grandma in here?

1178
01:08:31,196 --> 01:08:33,699
- No.
- Oh, shit.

1179
01:08:34,232 --> 01:08:35,535
What?

1180
01:08:39,038 --> 01:08:41,675
Oh, Goddamn it!

1181
01:08:43,141 --> 01:08:44,778
Damn it!

1182
01:08:46,812 --> 01:08:48,781
[Emma] Maybe she's upstairs.
I'll go check.

1183
01:08:49,649 --> 01:08:50,816
Ruth!

1184
01:08:54,654 --> 01:08:55,955
Ruth!

1185
01:09:00,392 --> 01:09:01,761
[Emma] Mom!

1186
01:09:02,227 --> 01:09:03,163
I got her.

1187
01:09:04,230 --> 01:09:05,598
She's at Marion's.

1188
01:09:09,235 --> 01:09:10,137
Dad!

1189
01:09:12,372 --> 01:09:14,106
- Dad!
- [sobs]

1190
01:09:14,774 --> 01:09:16,840
Dad. Are you okay?

1191
01:09:16,842 --> 01:09:18,945
Is it your heart? Dad?

1192
01:09:32,124 --> 01:09:34,194
Come on. Come on.

1193
01:09:38,096 --> 01:09:39,330
[groans]

1194
01:09:39,332 --> 01:09:40,867
Okay.

1195
01:09:49,976 --> 01:09:51,044
I'll stay.

1196
01:09:53,145 --> 01:09:54,714
I'll stay and help.

1197
01:10:29,082 --> 01:10:32,883
[Bridget] So, I'll come back at the end
of the month to help you get moved.

1198
01:10:32,885 --> 01:10:35,452
[Bert] Thank you, Bitty.
You bet. We'll be fine.

1199
01:10:35,454 --> 01:10:36,920
Am I going with you?

1200
01:10:36,922 --> 01:10:39,859
You're coming out here
to give me a hug.

1201
01:10:41,060 --> 01:10:42,062
Ah.

1202
01:10:43,361 --> 01:10:44,929
Where should we...

1203
01:10:44,931 --> 01:10:47,100
Here. What's wrong?

1204
01:10:47,800 --> 01:10:49,903
I'm going to see you
in a couple weeks.

1205
01:10:50,269 --> 01:10:52,004
I won't be here.

1206
01:10:52,204 --> 01:10:54,207
Yeah? Where are you going?

1207
01:10:56,109 --> 01:10:58,945
I expect my mother
will want me back by then.

1208
01:10:59,979 --> 01:11:02,716
Yeah? Don't you think?

1209
01:11:04,182 --> 01:11:06,052
[Bert] Hop in, Ruth, it's cold.

1210
01:11:10,890 --> 01:11:12,225
Here, here's your seatbelt.

1211
01:11:13,092 --> 01:11:16,329
My shoes don't match my purse.
[chuckles]

1212
01:11:16,796 --> 01:11:17,897
Love you, Bit.

1213
01:11:18,498 --> 01:11:19,833
Love you, Dad.

1214
01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:22,235
Bye, Mom.

1215
01:11:28,775 --> 01:11:30,243
So, how was it?

1216
01:11:33,178 --> 01:11:34,213
Fine.

1217
01:11:36,248 --> 01:11:37,416
Hmm.

1218
01:11:38,717 --> 01:11:42,855
And your dad's all set? He's
got all the paperwork signed?

1219
01:11:44,156 --> 01:11:45,124
Yeah.

1220
01:11:46,425 --> 01:11:47,994
Mom moves in the first.

1221
01:11:48,561 --> 01:11:49,996
Good.

1222
01:11:50,395 --> 01:11:51,864
[laughs]

1223
01:11:52,899 --> 01:11:54,999
Nick's got to be happy,

1224
01:11:55,001 --> 01:11:57,904
being right for the first time
in his life.

1225
01:11:58,303 --> 01:11:59,739
Poor guy.

1226
01:12:03,242 --> 01:12:04,410
Did you, um...

1227
01:12:05,011 --> 01:12:07,047
You register for classes?

1228
01:12:08,146 --> 01:12:09,315
Mm-hmm.

1229
01:12:09,882 --> 01:12:12,352
Good. Good.

1230
01:12:16,888 --> 01:12:19,092
[Eddie snores, faintly]

1231
01:12:44,316 --> 01:12:46,584
- What are you doing?
- Just let me.

1232
01:12:46,586 --> 01:12:48,053
[sighs]

1233
01:13:05,570 --> 01:13:06,939
I'm sorry.

1234
01:13:10,075 --> 01:13:13,212
I just look at you
and all I see is my baby.

1235
01:13:17,216 --> 01:13:18,251
I know.

1236
01:13:24,123 --> 01:13:26,393
You don't have to go back
if you don't want.

1237
01:13:31,631 --> 01:13:33,266
I can't stay here, Mom.

1238
01:13:37,637 --> 01:13:39,072
I know.

1239
01:13:43,508 --> 01:13:46,378
- [blues music playing]
- [indistinct chatter]

1240
01:14:11,369 --> 01:14:13,038
Do a Manhattan?

1241
01:14:14,239 --> 01:14:15,207
Yeah.

1242
01:15:49,068 --> 01:15:51,404
Damn good Manhattan, Nicholas.

1243
01:16:05,217 --> 01:16:08,054
Is it, is it Christmas?

1244
01:16:08,654 --> 01:16:10,254
You got drunk at Christmas.

1245
01:16:10,256 --> 01:16:14,293
- I did not.
- Yes you did. Grab those presents...

1246
01:16:15,127 --> 01:16:17,530
- and come on over.
- Oh!

1247
01:16:18,263 --> 01:16:20,165
- Here.
- Yes.

1248
01:16:21,266 --> 01:16:22,601
There you go.

1249
01:16:23,302 --> 01:16:27,537
And now we, we'll have Christmas.
I'll go first?

1250
01:16:27,539 --> 01:16:28,574
Yeah.

1251
01:16:29,575 --> 01:16:32,311
- Uh, what could this be?
- Who gave that to you?

1252
01:16:32,845 --> 01:16:34,446
You did, you turkey.

1253
01:16:35,780 --> 01:16:37,716
- Yeah, all right.
- I...

1254
01:16:38,217 --> 01:16:40,020
- There it is.
- I'll help.

1255
01:16:40,285 --> 01:16:41,751
- I'll help, too.
- There we go.

1256
01:16:41,753 --> 01:16:43,252
I...

1257
01:16:43,254 --> 01:16:45,592
There we are,
you're good at that.

1258
01:16:45,857 --> 01:16:47,691
- Look what it is!
- Oh!

1259
01:16:47,693 --> 01:16:49,225
- Macadamias.
- You like those.

1260
01:16:49,227 --> 01:16:52,261
- My favorite kind, too.
- Yeah.

1261
01:16:52,263 --> 01:16:54,566
Thank you, honey.
Thank you.

1262
01:16:57,168 --> 01:16:59,405
Okay, all right,
you're next.

1263
01:17:01,473 --> 01:17:03,506
- Here.
- It's from you.

1264
01:17:03,508 --> 01:17:04,577
Yes, it is.

1265
01:17:08,646 --> 01:17:10,050
There you go.

1266
01:17:10,716 --> 01:17:12,352
Okay, open it up.

1267
01:17:13,252 --> 01:17:14,486
Go ahead.

1268
01:17:16,187 --> 01:17:18,658
[gasps] Oh!

1269
01:17:21,860 --> 01:17:23,462
Oh.

1270
01:17:24,730 --> 01:17:27,634
And I want you
to look inside because

1271
01:17:28,434 --> 01:17:30,102
there's something here.

1272
01:17:33,204 --> 01:17:34,606
You know who that is?

1273
01:17:40,678 --> 01:17:44,180
Oh, yes. It's you and me.

1274
01:17:44,182 --> 01:17:47,753
It's you and me. So...

1275
01:17:48,354 --> 01:17:51,356
in the new place,
when you forget,

1276
01:17:51,690 --> 01:17:55,227
just look at it.

1277
01:17:56,529 --> 01:17:57,564
All right?

1278
01:18:03,369 --> 01:18:05,368
I'm so sorry, Bertie.

1279
01:18:05,370 --> 01:18:11,308
Oh, sweet baby, don't...
don't worry about it.

1280
01:18:11,310 --> 01:18:13,544
[both sobbing]

1281
01:18:13,546 --> 01:18:18,318
Don't worry a bit.
Don't. I'm fine.

1282
01:18:20,519 --> 01:18:22,122
I'm fine.

1283
01:18:26,824 --> 01:18:28,193
Hey.

1284
01:18:33,332 --> 01:18:34,734
Who is Gerry Hoffsteader?

1285
01:18:36,936 --> 01:18:38,371
Who?

1286
01:18:39,605 --> 01:18:42,839
You didn't write him
a check for 500 bucks?

1287
01:18:42,841 --> 01:18:45,509
Oh, yes.
He's a construction guy.

1288
01:18:45,511 --> 01:18:49,682
He did, um... he put locks
in my parents' place.

1289
01:18:51,417 --> 01:18:54,283
What, he change every lock
in the whole building?

1290
01:18:54,285 --> 01:18:59,626
I know. He was... It was
expensive. I'm sorry.

1291
01:19:01,793 --> 01:19:03,695
I got you a little something.

1292
01:19:13,739 --> 01:19:15,208
Thank you.

1293
01:19:26,752 --> 01:19:28,488
Oh. Um...

1294
01:19:30,588 --> 01:19:32,658
I think you got this
for me before.

1295
01:19:33,659 --> 01:19:36,596
No, no, I... they said
that one's different.

1296
01:19:37,329 --> 01:19:38,531
Open it.

1297
01:20:06,859 --> 01:20:08,093
Thank you.

1298
01:20:11,963 --> 01:20:13,830
I thought
if I upgraded the diamond,

1299
01:20:13,832 --> 01:20:18,771
you would stop leaving it with the
pennies in the car. [chuckles]

1300
01:20:25,511 --> 01:20:27,814
[Eddie snores faintly]

1301
01:20:46,065 --> 01:20:48,401
[birds cawing]

1302
01:21:01,046 --> 01:21:03,516
[sobs]

1303
01:21:40,785 --> 01:21:43,323
[inaudible]

1304
01:22:35,641 --> 01:22:37,510
[door creaks]

1305
01:23:17,082 --> 01:23:19,552
[sirens wailing]

1306
01:23:26,225 --> 01:23:27,557
[cell phone rings]

1307
01:23:27,559 --> 01:23:28,761
Shit.

1308
01:23:32,263 --> 01:23:33,598
Hello?

1309
01:23:37,970 --> 01:23:38,870
Yeah.

1310
01:23:41,138 --> 01:23:43,708
[cell phone vibrates]

1311
01:23:50,114 --> 01:23:51,583
Nicky?

1312
01:23:55,887 --> 01:23:56,752
Oh.

1313
01:23:56,754 --> 01:23:59,691
[indistinct chatter]

1314
01:24:55,113 --> 01:24:58,717
This looks like a wake.
Is this... Is this a wake?

1315
01:25:01,052 --> 01:25:04,022
Yeah, that's what...
that's what I thought it was.

1316
01:25:09,628 --> 01:25:12,932
And I think that maybe...
Excuse me.

1317
01:25:19,770 --> 01:25:23,041
Hey. How we doing?

1318
01:25:26,211 --> 01:25:27,810
Should we take her home?

1319
01:25:27,812 --> 01:25:30,716
- Do you want to go?
- No. I...

1320
01:25:32,985 --> 01:25:39,592
I cannot figure out, for the life
of me, whose... whose wake is it.

1321
01:25:42,093 --> 01:25:43,828
I can't.

1322
01:25:49,301 --> 01:25:50,703
"Norbert."

1323
01:25:55,073 --> 01:25:56,075
[gasps]

1324
01:26:03,382 --> 01:26:05,184
How could I have forgotten that?

1325
01:26:22,034 --> 01:26:23,636
Oh.

1326
01:26:24,436 --> 01:26:27,940
Pretty. What's the matter?

1327
01:26:35,212 --> 01:26:40,719
My dad grew up on a farm
in a small town called Amboy.

1328
01:26:41,218 --> 01:26:46,324
He met Ruth O'Shea
at an ice cream social

1329
01:26:47,025 --> 01:26:50,363
and had a thing for her
ever since.

1330
01:26:50,796 --> 01:26:53,699
Even though she wouldn't
give him the time of day.

1331
01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:58,167
After high school,
he went off to Korea

1332
01:26:58,169 --> 01:27:02,104
and when he took leave
and came home,

1333
01:27:02,106 --> 01:27:05,942
his mom told him that poor
Ruthie O'Shea had gotten polio

1334
01:27:05,944 --> 01:27:08,848
and hadn't been
out of bed for six months.

1335
01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:13,818
So, he marched over there
and picked her up

1336
01:27:14,418 --> 01:27:19,057
right out of bed.
And carried her in his arms.

1337
01:27:19,824 --> 01:27:21,760
- To the movies.
- To the movies.

1338
01:27:22,793 --> 01:27:23,995
To the movies.

1339
01:27:32,404 --> 01:27:33,939
[Bridget] He never let her go.

1340
01:27:35,873 --> 01:27:37,776
[sobbing]

1341
01:27:38,909 --> 01:27:40,410
[Bridget] He couldn't
live without her.

1342
01:27:40,412 --> 01:27:42,748
[sobs]

1343
01:29:11,436 --> 01:29:13,339
This was the perfect time.

1344
01:29:15,873 --> 01:29:17,309
Any later...

1345
01:29:18,877 --> 01:29:20,780
I'd have forgotten him.

1346
01:29:23,214 --> 01:29:26,785
Any earlier,
I'd have missed him too much.

1347
01:29:28,285 --> 01:29:30,189
Right now is perfect.

1348
01:29:32,156 --> 01:29:34,894
I'll hardly ever know
the difference.

1349
01:30:03,488 --> 01:30:05,087
You hate the car.

1350
01:30:05,089 --> 01:30:07,226
All right. That's horseshit.
I don't hate the car.

1351
01:30:12,596 --> 01:30:15,400
I mean, how the hell would you
even get it to California?

1352
01:30:15,633 --> 01:30:17,235
I'm going to drive it.

1353
01:30:17,968 --> 01:30:19,337
With Mom.

1354
01:30:22,673 --> 01:30:25,010
- [snickers]
- What?

1355
01:30:28,012 --> 01:30:29,247
It's my turn.

1356
01:30:30,515 --> 01:30:32,514
I found a great place near me.

1357
01:30:32,516 --> 01:30:35,386
It's hard, Bit. It's really,
really hard, you know?

1358
01:30:37,422 --> 01:30:41,093
It's harder than having your
hands in raw poultry all day.

1359
01:30:42,159 --> 01:30:45,196
I know. That's why it's my turn.

1360
01:30:50,068 --> 01:30:52,303
Well, I hope you have AAA.

1361
01:31:12,556 --> 01:31:16,158
[Ruth] I was a fountain girl
all my life.

1362
01:31:16,160 --> 01:31:19,364
My father would bring me
chocolate malts.

1363
01:31:20,332 --> 01:31:21,499
Yum.

1364
01:31:24,601 --> 01:31:26,335
I had polio.

1365
01:31:26,337 --> 01:31:27,269
Yeah.

1366
01:31:27,271 --> 01:31:31,443
And consequently, I got...

1367
01:31:32,209 --> 01:31:34,346
- Fat?
- Fat! Yeah!

1368
01:31:35,180 --> 01:31:36,915
Who lives here?

1369
01:31:37,414 --> 01:31:38,516
You.

1370
01:31:41,052 --> 01:31:42,288
Look at that.

1371
01:31:47,659 --> 01:31:53,933
Who's missing? Somebody's missing.
Somebody's missing.

1372
01:31:59,169 --> 01:32:00,471
Look at this.

1373
01:32:05,142 --> 01:32:07,078
That's my boyfriend.

1374
01:32:08,613 --> 01:32:12,415
He's at home. He's waiting.
He's waiting for me.

1375
01:32:12,417 --> 01:32:16,387
- He's always hanging around. That turkey.
- [both laughing]

1376
01:32:17,521 --> 01:32:19,091
You got a boyfriend?

1377
01:32:20,525 --> 01:32:21,460
No.

1378
01:32:24,529 --> 01:32:26,098
Well, he's out there.

1379
01:32:27,399 --> 01:32:28,334
You watch out.

1380
01:32:29,367 --> 01:32:33,571
Once he's found you,
he's never gonna let you go.

1381
01:32:37,409 --> 01:32:40,076
- Oh, yeah.
- You follow that sign.

1382
01:32:40,078 --> 01:32:42,377
They were pretty.
Do you see how they light up?

1383
01:32:42,379 --> 01:32:44,246
- Yeah.
- Different looking.

1384
01:32:44,248 --> 01:32:48,251
Where are we? Where are we going?
Where's my purse?

1385
01:32:48,253 --> 01:32:49,588
I have your purse.

1386
01:32:50,187 --> 01:32:51,323
I have it.

1387
01:32:54,691 --> 01:32:57,128
[beeping]

1388
01:32:59,064 --> 01:33:01,300
- Love you.
- Love you.

1389
01:33:03,267 --> 01:33:05,535
Oh, is that my baby?

1390
01:33:05,537 --> 01:33:07,172
[woman] Hi, Ms. Ruth.

1391
01:33:11,275 --> 01:33:13,276
Do you have a boyfriend?

1392
01:33:13,278 --> 01:33:14,713
Mine, mine, mine...

1393
01:33:15,579 --> 01:33:18,714
Oh, look at that
little one. [chuckles]

1394
01:33:18,716 --> 01:33:22,151
- Hi, baby.
- Waiting for the bus. It's coming.

1395
01:33:22,153 --> 01:33:24,687
- Almost home.
- Yeah. You look great.

1396
01:33:24,689 --> 01:33:25,790
You too.

1397
01:33:26,824 --> 01:33:31,160
She's so nice. I used to go
to school with her.

1398
01:33:31,162 --> 01:33:32,428
You know what?

1399
01:33:32,430 --> 01:33:34,796
I think if your
boyfriend comes in

1400
01:33:34,798 --> 01:33:37,099
when my boyfriend comes in,

1401
01:33:37,101 --> 01:33:40,702
we could have fun. We could have a party.
What do you think?

1402
01:33:40,704 --> 01:33:42,240
[woman] Hello.

1403
01:34:19,610 --> 01:34:21,145
[turkey gobbles]

1404
01:34:36,226 --> 01:34:38,497
[instrumental music]

1405
01:34:39,313 --> 01:34:44,313
Subtitles by explosiveskull

1406
01:36:41,753 --> 01:36:43,488
[music fades]

1407
01:36:45,355 --> 01:36:47,592
[soft guitar music]

1408
01:40:58,175 --> 01:41:00,544
[guitar music fades]