Fluffy's New Diet

>You are a smarty friend.
>Not only that, you are the bestest smarty friend!
>And you have tummy owwies.
>You need to find nummies for yourself.
>Oh yea, maybe for your herd too.
>You are stomping along a sidewalk and suddenly you smell fresh nummies!
>You look over and see lots of green leafy plants!
>They are in a stupid human’s yard but that don’t matter.
>You are a smarty, everything belongs to you!
>You walk toward the plants with your mighty herd of 5 fluffies behind you.
>You walk up to the plants and sniff them.
>”Smawty fin nummies fo fwuffy?...”
>One of your fluffies asked you a question!?
>You run over and boop the interloper on her nose.
>She falls and starst to cry.
>”Yoo nuu tawk unwess smawty say sumting!”
>All the other fluffies cower in front of you.
>You walk back to the plants and nibble a leaf.
>Wow…
>WOW!
>These are the best nummies you have had in a long time!
>You eat a leaf.
>Then another!
>You jump into the plants hungrily eating every leaf you see.
>These are good!
>The best you have eaten in a long time!
*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*nom*…
>You gorge yourself.
>Finally your tummy owwies go away.
>You walk out of the nummies and see your herd.
>They are cowering, “Pwease smawty… fwuffy haf nummies…?”
>They spoke again!?
>You run over and mercilessly boop their noses.
>They wallow  and cry.
>Stupid dum dum fluffies!
>”Nuu tawk smawty unwess smawty tawk yoo!”
>You stretch out in the yard a happy smarty, “Otay, dum dum fwuffies haf nummies too.”
>They cheer and jump into the leafy goodness.
>You hear the eating hardily.
>You stand feeling exuberant.
>You feel like you could take over several stupid human’s yards!
>Your fluffies walk out of the small garden.
>You look it over, all the plants are stripped bare and the stalks are trampled.
>You berate your herd, “Yoo dum dum fwuffies! Now wha smawty eat!?”
>They cower in front of you again.
>But you can tell, they are stronger now.
>They have full bellies and can do what you tell them to do better.
>You smile at your stronger herd.
>Then you boop them for being so stupid!
>”Fowwow smawty! We fin mo weafy stuff!”
>You stomp off with your herd behind you.
>You have to find more leafy greens like these.
>They were the best nummies you have had for a long time.
>Sage gardens are the most nutritious for fluffy ponies.