Herbert Immortal Chapter 8

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe 404 for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with 404.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible ghost with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me! He didn't have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the harry potter movies) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was… Skip!
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Skip shouted "Stop!" and I couldn't run away.

"People on tumblr want to fuck you!" I shouted at him. Skip fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.

"Herbert." he yelled. "Thou must kill Agent Mcgee!"
I thought about Agent and their sexah eyes and their gothic black hair and how their face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that 404 had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if 404 went out with Agent before I went out with him and they broke up?

"No, Skip!" I shouted back.

Skip gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly 404 came into the woods.

"404!" I said. "Hi!"

"Hi." they said back but their face was all sad. They were wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"No." they answered.

"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelled.

"That's okay." they said all depressed and we went back into my cave together making out.