Valera: Enter

<silverleaf2431> ===BEGIN===
<divineCataclysm> You start the Server Program and stuff.
<divineCataclysm> yay
<Valera> You start the 'Client Program,' wondering what all this fuss is about.
<silverleaf2431> Your screen goes dark, prompting you to enter the handle of your desired client
<divineCataclysm> You type in granivorousFiend, or however you spell it. Valera seemed like a cool gal.
<silverleaf2431> Valera, you get a simple text box with a loading screen, which says "Waiting for connection"
<silverleaf2431> After a few minutes, the words change
<silverleaf2431> "Connection found!"
<Valera> "Connection found to what?"
<silverleaf2431> "divineCataclysm would like to be your server!"
<silverleaf2431> "Accept? Y/N"
<Valera> You press the Y key on your keyboard, is this another of those stupid flash games they were playing?
<silverleaf2431> The text box closes out, returning Valera's screen to normal
<silverleaf2431> Finiem's, however, does not
<Valera> "Squawk! Ok then, well that was a waste! It divebombed!"
<silverleaf2431> Instead, her screen changes to the view of a room similar to her own, a young troll standing, frustrated, in front of her computer screen
<divineCataclysm> Huh.
<silverleaf2431> There is also a UI around the top edge of the screen, giving you several options
<divineCataclysm> divineCataclysm has started pestering granivorousFiend!
<divineCataclysm> DC: -[]kay, I ran the pr-[]gram
<divineCataclysm> DC: I put in y-[]ur handle, and n-[]w it's sh-[]wing me s-[]me weird r-[]-[]m
<divineCataclysm> DC: Is this y-[]u?
<Valera> GF: Yeah, I flew mine too!
<divineCataclysm> What are the options?
<Valera> GF: This-birdie thinks it divebombed though, nothing showed up?
<silverleaf2431> "Move, Revise, Deploy, Phernalia Registry, Grist Cache, and Atheneum"
<divineCataclysm> !roll 1d6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {6}
<divineCataclysm> You check out the Atheneum first.
<silverleaf2431> It is empty!
<divineCataclysm> !roll 1d6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=2 ] | {2}
<divineCataclysm> What about Revise?
<silverleaf2431> Your cursor changed from a tower-lookin thing to a tower-lookin thing that is distinctly less solid looking
<divineCataclysm> You try to click with the less solid tower-lookin thing
<silverleaf2431> It allows you to click the walls of thr room
<silverleaf2431> A light blue bar with a blue gusher at the end appears
<divineCataclysm> You click the bottom wall.
<divineCataclysm> That counts right
<divineCataclysm> the bottom wall is a thing right
<silverleaf2431> not right now it doesn't
<divineCataclysm> Darn.
<divineCataclysm> !roll 1d6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=6 ] | {6}
<divineCataclysm> !roll 1d6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {4}
<divineCataclysm> What about the Phernalia Registry
<silverleaf2431> It lists a whole bunch of different machines, most of which you cannot afford
<divineCataclysm> ...most of which?
<divineCataclysm> Are there any you can?
<silverleaf2431> There are three free machines, and one free captchalogue cards with holes in it
<divineCataclysm> You click on those, then.
<silverleaf2431> Your cursor automatically switches to the deploy option as you click them, allowing you to place them in the room you're currently in
<divineCataclysm> You place them all in the room, taking special care not to put anything but the captchalogue card on Valera
<Valera> You turn around at the sound of loud machines being placed into existence, what the hell was that?
<silverleaf2431> Valera now has a captchalogue card on her head, and is surrounded by several large and imposing machines
<Valera> GF: There's a cawrd on my head! What in bird's name just happened?
<divineCataclysm> DC: I just dr-[]pped a bunch -[]f machines int-[] y-[]ur r-[]-[]m
<Valera> GF: Howl?
<divineCataclysm> DC: Using the pr-[]gram
<Valera> GF: Squawk! That makes sense then..
<Valera> GF: Is this a cawpthalogue cawrd?
<Valera> GF: Why are there holes in it?
<divineCataclysm> DC: I d-[]n't kn-[]w
<divineCataclysm> DC: D-[] s-[]mething with it?
<Valera> GF: Fine!
<Valera> You leave the computer and turn your attention to the machines that just appeared, what are these?
<silverleaf2431> The first one you see is large and square, with a thick tube coming out of the center, and a wheel on the side of the tube
<silverleaf2431> The second is also big and square, but it has a large circular platform, as well as a smaller circular platform, about the width of the tube on the other machine, and an arm of some kind that is currently dormant
<silverleaf2431> Finally, the third machine is long, but skinnier, with a slot on one side, as well as a sideways place to put a cylinder
<Valera> Your attention turns to the machine with the large tube protruding from the center, and you decide that as it is in your nature, you climb up on to it and set up perch.
<silverleaf2431> Um
<silverleaf2431> Roll Acrobatics?
<Valera> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {11}
<silverleaf2431> You manage to perch
<silverleaf2431> Good job?
<silverleaf2431> You do, however, notice a timer ticking down as you made your way up
<Valera> You proudly present yourself on the perch, this is good.
<silverleaf2431> Shoebill, however, quickly knocks you down, taking the perch for himself
<silverleaf2431> His now!!
<Valera> OVO You're not going to take this! You climb back up to take your deserved spot!
<silverleaf2431> Roll Acrobatics to not get shoves right back off
<Valera> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {17}
<silverleaf2431> You barely manage to not get knocked right back off, but your lusus is not giving you back your spot
<Valera> You try shoving him off, performing the ancient ritual of your kind.
<Valera> You jump, and then come down on him with all the force you can muster.
<silverleaf2431> Roll To Hit or something
<silverleaf2431> The timer hits 5 minutes
<Valera> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=7 ] | {10}
<silverleaf2431> Shoebill dodges, making you hit yourself on the large tube
<silverleaf2431> !roll 1d6
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d6 --> [ 1d6=4 ] | {4}
<silverleaf2431> Take 4 damage
<Valera> You are now at 69% health, and it hurts
<silverleaf2431> Then, Shoebill comes and knocks you off again
<silverleaf2431> Ouch
<Valera> This isn't the last of it, what's that wheel?
<Valera> Will it knock him off?
<Valera> You turn it.
<silverleaf2431> Roll STR
<Valera> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=8 ] | {8}
<silverleaf2431> The wheel does not budge
<silverleaf2431> try again?
<Valera> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {13}
<silverleaf2431> It begins to turn a little bit, but not all the way
<Valera> You try turning it again, putting your back into it
<Valera> !roll 1d20
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {19}
<silverleaf2431> It turns!
<silverleaf2431> The lid on the top pops open, releasing several light green, crystal-like cylinders, as well as a flashing orb
<silverleaf2431> the timer now reads 4 minutes
<Valera> What does your lusus do in reaction to this?
<silverleaf2431> Your lusus is currently squawking and flapping at the seizure kernel
<Valera> You dislike that thing as well, you begin throwing stuff at it
<Valera> You lean up against the bookshelf and start pulling out books and tossing them at it
<Valera> oh
<silverleaf2431> The bookshelf continues to be empty
<silverleaf2431> however, you grab a book anyway
<silverleaf2431> somehow
<Valera> You think of multiple books that you've enjoyed reading through online
<silverleaf2431> The book in your hand shimmers and glows to look the The Very Hungry Caterpillar
<Valera> What is this? You don't actually look at what it is, you just toss it at the sprite
<Valera> ....That you don't know is a sprite
<silverleaf2431> That sprite thing that may or may not be a sprite
<silverleaf2431> Roll Dex
<Valera> !roll 1d20+3
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {12}
<silverleaf2431> It hits, and now the sprite has a caterpillar looking thing
<Valera> Our natural prey! You jump at it!
<silverleaf2431> The sprite dodges out of the way
<silverleaf2431> Looks like you're not going to catch it
<Valera> You toss your non-existent dead body into the sprite! Wait, that's not a thing..
<Valera> You instead look towards the shiny cylinders, and begin hoarding them all but one in your sylladex
<Valera> What is this long machine? There's a slot in it, what's it shaped like?
<silverleaf2431> You now have, like, 20 cruxite dowels in your sylladex
<silverleaf2431> What now?
<silverleaf2431> #;30
<Valera> What is this long machine? There's a slot in it, what's it shaped like?
<silverleaf2431> 3:30
<silverleaf2431> It looks like you could fit a captchalogue card, or something of similar size in there
<silverleaf2431> cardboard?
<Valera> You shove the card in there
<silverleaf2431> It fits!
<Valera> OWO You've done it! ShoeBill, I've done it!!
<silverleaf2431> A carving tool descends over where you could probably fit one of those cylinders
<silverleaf2431> Shoebill squawks in excitement!!
<Valera> You...
<Valera> It takes a lot of will power to give up something this shiny, can you?
<silverleaf2431> Roll Concentration
<Valera> !roll 1d20+2
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ] | {14}
<silverleaf2431> You manage to gather the will to give up the shiny
<Valera> O=V=O You did it, you are indeed the master of all will-power, after all!
<silverleaf2431> The machine carves the cylinder, creating a complex and interesting shape
<Valera> Squawk!!!
<Valera> It's even prettier now! You start mass producing them!
<silverleaf2431> You carve 20 more shinies!!!!!!
<Valera> OWO They're now in your inventory, besides the one
<Valera> This one is your precious!
<silverleaf2431> Yay!!
<Valera> You place it on the pedestal, to display it!
<silverleaf2431> 2 minutes remaining
<silverleaf2431> The pedestal on the other machine?
<Valera> Yes!
<silverleaf2431> Yes!!
<Valera> You realize just how glorious the room looks now, this is great!
<silverleaf2431> As you place it, the machine scans the carved dowel, then a globe, made out of the same material as the dowel, appears on the larger platform
<Valera> A globe? You mean...
<Valera> a ball? To play with?
<Valera> You toss it around
<Valera> "ShoeBill come play with me!!"
<silverleaf2431> As you touch the globe, your surroundings begin to change
<silverleaf2431> Grass tufts made of light green cruxite appear on the ground out of nowhere
<silverleaf2431> Shoebill squawks in surprise
<Valera> "O=W=O LOOK IT'S GRASS!"
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<silverleaf2431> The timer continues tick down
<silverleaf2431> 1 minute remaining
<Valera> You don't understand what this globe is, but it makes grass appear! You begin spinning it in your hands, then toss it to ShoeBill!
<silverleaf2431> Shoebill hits it back to you, and a tree appears!
<Valera> OWO YOU CLIMB IT!
<silverleaf2431> With the globe?
<silverleaf2431> Roll Acrobatics
<Valera> !roll 1d20+4
<Kaiserbot[Dice]> rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=1 ] | {5}
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<silverleaf2431> You fall out of the tree and crush your globe
<Valera> WHY? You create 5 more!!
<silverleaf2431> As the room begins to fill with stone, water, lava, ice, and so many other things
<silverleaf2431> The world begins to go white, a piercing screech reverberating through the room
<silverleaf2431> Everything goes white
<silverleaf2431> ===END===