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Tokens dropped onto map 'Brink City it is quite RP heavy you see'
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tirkaroKujo: 	no don't yet its gay
agidius has connected.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brink City it is quite RP heavy you see'
agidius: 	I also want to make some Jell-O for when this is over
agidius: 	so one sec, boiling water
Thrice: 	he just had to leave himself as a ?
Scout: (( let's go pop some caps in some asses ))
Thrice: 	m
	Merritt: 	*where is yellowridah*
tirkaroKujo: 	No you will in fact wait
	Scout: 	*okey doke*
Scout: (( guess I'll go look up some archetypes then ))
Merritt: (( Assuming Tirk is watchig Relius rape Blazblue ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
tirkaroKujo: 	spawn near ambrella
Tokens dropped onto map 'Nazee Depot'
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tirkaroKujo: 	You casually stroll into the hard, thick halls of german facism. Around you are countless varieties of top-secret Nazi machinery. Ambi leads you forward with cold determination in her eyes.
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Scout: (( Am bi indeed. No straight females allowed ))
	Amby: 	This must be it. A lot easier than I thought it would be....
Scout: (( where... where did we come in from? ))
Merritt: (( we're standing on what look to be hatbots, lady ))
Scout: (( a back d- right ))
Merritt: (( don't get your hopes up ))
Scout: (( the truck ))
Scout: (( nevermind ))
	Scout: 	Well, slick move ya pulled off with sneakin' in through the truck. That prolly saved us a bit of trouble.
	Merritt: 	Hope it don't get complicated.
	Scout: 	Let's hope we don't activate none of these things accidentally.
	Merritt: 	Now, where would they keep those files...
	Scout: 	No harm in searchin' right here.
	Scout: 	*may as well percep for cameras and shit* « 1d20+13 = 15 + 13 = 28 »
tirkaroKujo: 	No cameras it seems. There's also a distinct lack of footsteps as well. But even then, you can hear something vaguely shuffing about in this room.
	Scout: 	*right, as a sidenote, percep is 14. Forgot about that*
	Merritt: 	*GUESS I DETECT MAGIC ERRYWHERE, SHOULD BE DOING THIS MUCH MORE OFTEN*
	Scout: 	...huh, security must be a bit low 'ere. Wonder what that shuffling is?
Merritt: (( brb ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Quite a few hints of magic linger about in the air, but it's relatively minor.
	Scout: 	If we're gonna mess around with all this high-tech crap, I'm gonna need some tools. *looks for a toolkit somewhere around here*
	Scout: 	You'd think they'd have somethin'.
tirkaroKujo: 	There are no toolkits anywhere.
	Scout: 	...crap, must all be automated somewhere offsite
	Scout: 	.
tirkaroKujo: 	You do, however, see a few boxes of oil and engines.
Scout: (( like, how big of oil are we talking ))
Scout: (( oil cans? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Y'know, those.....oil canister things
Merritt: (( these look like ammo boxes to me ))
Merritt: (( fuck are they using oil as ammo for ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Pretty sure they have names, but who the fuck knows
Merritt: (( A goddamned flamethrower? ))
Scout: (( don't give him ideas, man ))
Scout: (( so we're talking like the size of my fist then? ))
Scout: (( or a gallon of milk ))
tirkaroKujo: 	More like Gallons of milk, yes.
Scout: (( yeah then screw that ))
	Scout: 	Nothin' useful over here.
	Merritt: 	*so is this door every magic, or hwat*
tirkaroKujo: 	It's a relatively innocent-looking door.
Merritt: (( http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1341460324200.jpg after this image I kinda want to watch F/Z ))
Merritt: (( http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1341460324200.jpg ))
	Amby: 	I wonder if it's locked...
	Merritt: 	*Open/Close* Let's find out...
tirkaroKujo: 	The door opens and closes quite easily.
Scout: (( Is that a 0th level spell? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	But mostly, opens.
Scout: (( because man you could at least try doing it manually first (D) ))
Merritt: (( it is, yes ))
	Amby: 	Huh...
Merritt: (( But uh ))
Merritt: (( if it's TRAPPED? ))
	Amby: 	This is a lot easier than I thought.
Merritt: (( I don't wanna be anywhere near it ))
	Scout: 	Looks like we can go right through. Kinda fits the "no security" theme we got goin' on.
Merritt: (( or y'know, melty laser ))
Merritt: (( Best not to touch things (D) ))
	Merritt: 	Dis's probably a lure-in, lady, but right now I don't much care.
	Scout: 	I... dunno, still seems a bit fishy. *takes however many I can to look for traps*
tirkaroKujo: 	The room has many switches, swatches, gears, and grinders stacked into layers within it. Though who knows what it may be for.
Merritt: (( don't think you CAN tkae anything for trapfindiong ))
Scout: (( Haley did ))
Merritt: (( especially since you don't HAVE trapfinding ))
Scout: (( but she was a rogue ))
Scout: (( ain't it just a perception roll if I don't have trapfinding ))
Merritt: (( well yeah, but IDK if you can take 10 on em ))
Merritt: (( doesn't say ))
Merritt: (( I mean it doesn't say you CAN'T ))
Scout: (( where WOULD that be listed anyhow ))
Merritt: (( but it also doesn't say you can't grow rockets out of your back and jet off into the sunset at 3 am in the morning ))
	Scout: 	« 1d20+14 = 12 + 14 = 26 » guess I'd better roll then
Merritt: (( in the skill description ))
	Scout: 	*but whatever, switches and swatches*
tirkaroKujo: 	JESUS JUST TAKE THAT DESCRIPTION AND GO ALREADY
Scout: (( are they moving at all? ))
Scout: (( the gears and such ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope, they're stationary
	Merritt: 	*Open/Close on that fucking door since Scout is a lame-ass*
Merritt: (( that one ))
	Scout: 	Looks like the hallway's dead still. Probably gonna regret that choice of words in a sec here.
tirkaroKujo: 	It's locked
Scout: (( isn't that a wall panel? ))
	Merritt: 	Well that doesn't make sense...
tirkaroKujo: 	Maybe, but sure, let's say it's a door
Merritt: (( apparently not, no ))
	Scout: 	*peeks head out the door*
tirkaroKujo: 	The door up ahead is locked.
Merritt: (( >peeks head ))
Merritt: (( >OUT OF A LASER DOOR ))
	Scout: 	*does not do the above*
tirkaroKujo: 	Also, the door behind you instantly closes
tirkaroKujo: 	and locks itself
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 12 + 12 = 24 »
Vivian: (( too bad I don't notice ))
Vivian: (( aw well ))
	Scout: 	« 1d20+14 = 6 + 14 = 20 »
	Scout: 	*guess I just barely noticed*
Vivian: (( and you don't notice even harder ))
	Commodoro: 	DAHAHAHA! VAY TO FALL FOR ZE OLDEST TRICKENHIEMER IN DER BOOK, LUZERS.
	Amby: 	!!!?! SHIT! A trap!?
	Commodoro: 	A TRAPENHOUSEN IS CORRECT. DID YOU REEEAALY THINK IT WOULD BE THAT EASY TO JUST WALK ON IN HEER?
	Vivian: 	Aww...I knew somethin was fishy....
	Scout: 	« 1d20+17 = 3 + 17 = 20 » pfffthaha no worries, I got this. *disable device on this door*
	Scout: 	*or not*
Vivian: (( not in a million years ))
	Commodoro: 	NOW, ENJOY YOUR LAST MOMENTHOUSENS AS YOU ARE SLOWLY GASSED LIKE DER JUDENS.
tirkaroKujo: 	A stream of green gas begins to fill up the room at an alarming rate.
	Scout: 	Aw crap, what did he say- here we go.
Merritt: (( well guess I hafta do this then ))
	Scout: 	*GUESS I'D BETTER TRY THIS AGAIN* « 1d20+17 = 10 + 17 = 27 »
	Amby: 	*Cough cough* Crap! We can't stay here for much longer!
Merritt: (( not waiting around for Alchemist Mutations ))
	Merritt: 	Ergh...fine, let's get outta here now! Sorry bout this, Amby... Just wait one sec, Vivvy! *grabs Amby and Scout*
tirkaroKujo: 	You aint never gon dis device that door nigga
	Merritt: 	Dimension Door!
	Scout: 	(fedup)
Merritt: (( wonder how trapped in the wall we are ))
	Scout: 	Yo, what're ya do- *WHOOSH(
	Merritt: 	*sadly that's my turn*
	Merritt: 	*can't use Maker's CAll this turn*
	Commodoro: 	DAH! HOW DID YOU FINDEN YOUR WAY OUTTA DAT WUN!?
	Scout: 	Wha- you just left Vivs in there?!
	Scout: 	Cripes.
	Merritt: 	I can get HER out individually!
	Scout: 	Thanks for the lift, but eesh.
	Merritt: 	Ain't the same for you.
	Commodoro: 	« 1d20+6 = 10 + 6 = 16 » VELL NO MATTEREN! I SHALL SKVISH YOU LIKE DA BUGS YOU ARE!
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+8 = 14 + 8 = 22 »
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 »
	Scout: 	« 1d20+7 = 13 + 7 = 20 » And now THESE chumps wanna tangle.
	Saxman: 	« 1d20+7 = 3 + 7 = 10 » *Smooth sax noises*
	Merritt: 	*Suck our dicks*
	Merritt: 	*you gon roll, Yellow Ranger?*
	Amby: 	« 1d20+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 » *COUGH COUGH* I'll make you assholes pay!
tirkaroKujo: 	Merrit, Scout, Commodoro, Vivian, Saxman, Amby
	Merritt: 	Alright...how did I do dis again...There! *uses Maker's Call*
	Merritt: 	*I assume it fucks up and turns into Transposition because Tirk
	Merritt: 	's a dillhole*
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.synchtube.com/r/tirkaro
Merritt: (( I've BEEN there faggot ))
	Vivian: 	*did I take any damage from the gas*
tirkaroKujo: 	Agi isn't (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Nah, you weren't there long enough
	Vivian: 	Ka....oog...I feel a little undah dah weatha....but I should be alright!
	Merritt: 	Phew...good to know yah safe, but fah now we gotta take care of these Nazis!
	Scout: 	« 1d20+15 = 3 + 15 = 18 »« 1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29 » Well, welcome back to the land of the livin'. *knocks baseballs at Sax man, one at him directly, second into the opening of the sax*
	Scout: 	*well let's see what that does* (chew)
tirkaroKujo: 	First one doesn't even fly by him. Second one gets slightly clogged within one of the stress holes in his sax.
	Saxman: 	*Struggled, screechy sax sounds*
	Scout: 	That oughta put a stop to the lil' windbag for a bit.
	Scout: 	...*totally forgot I was lugging around a Masterwork whip, guess we've got a small length of rope if that becomes relevant*
	Commodoro: 	Doofendorf! How dare you do that to Lt. Saxmanhiemer?!
Vivian: (( Nigga I have an actual rope ))
	Scout: 	Seemed like the quickest way to shut 'im up.
Vivian: (( okay so how do combat maneuvers work ))
Vivian: (( it says "in place of a melee attack" ))
	Commodoro: 	« 1d20+24 = 15 + 24 = 39 » Dah should have run when ye had der chance! @Scout
Vivian: (( Does that mean it replaces ONE of your attacks? ))
Vivian: (( It doesn't say standard action for most of them ))
Vivian: (( only like, Bull Rush ))
	Commodoro: 	« 3d6+20 = 12 + 20 = 32 » Don't even try to stay near me!
	Scout: 	*what did you even hit me with*
	Vivian: 	*fuck did that happen*
	Vivian: 	*was that you*
Commodoro: (( its a golem ))
Commodoro: (( so I assume FEESTS OF STEEL ))
Scout: (( excellent, he now takes increased damage to melee weapons ))
Scout: (( though I suppose ranged assault is worthless ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh, wait no
tirkaroKujo: 	It's apparently a longsword
tirkaroKujo: 	Fuck is a golem doing with a longsword
	Scout: 	Oh ho, oh... oh, that actually hurt a bit. Still ready for more, punk. Bring it.
	Commodoro: 	Dah! I svere dere was sumthing wrongen with you when I kindly peecked you up from that haunted hell!
	Scout: 	*reaches towards BONK! Pouch, totes ready for my next action*
	Amby: 	Can it, tin can man! I'm here to avenge my sister, along with everyone else you mercilessly slaughtered!
	Vivian: 	*Guess I'll just attack and wait till later*
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 9 + 13 + 9 = 31 » « 1d20+13+9 = 2 + 13 + 9 = 24 » « 1d20+13+9 = 20 + 13 + 9 = 42 » « 1d20+13+9 = 20 + 13 + 9 = 42 »
Vivian: (( jesus ))
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 5 + 13 + 9 = 27 » « 1d20+13+9 = 11 + 13 + 9 = 33 »
Vivian: (( do those both confirm? ))
Vivian: (( Er, on Saxman ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Both do confirm
tirkaroKujo: 	and all of em hits
	Vivian: 	« 2d6+13+1d6 = 10 + 13 + 1 = 24 » « 2d6+13+1d6 = 6 + 13 + 1 = 20 » « 2d6+19+1d6+2d6+19+1d6 = 3 + 19 + 3 + 6 + 19 + 2 = 52 » « 4d6+13+1d6+4d6+13+1d6 = 13 + 13 + 2 + 9 + 13 + 6 = 56 »
Vivian: (( dose rolls ))
	Vivian: 	Get outta heah!
	Saxman: 	*Weakly toots out final song. Even with a baseball stuck in it's pipe, it still sounded gloriously melancholic.*
	Merritt: 	Nice goin...So now it's just you den?
Merritt: (( I assume AGi is still laughing his ass off at double crits ))
	Commodoro: 	DAAAAH! WHOS DER SLAUGHTERERERS NAUGHGEM?
Scout: (( sorry, was I supposed to have said something? ))
Merritt: (( I unno, you tell me ))
Merritt: (( you're you, I ain't you ))
Merritt: (( thank every god ))
	Amby: 	That's what you deserve! Now at least you'll have the relief of joining him!
Merritt: (( it is indeed Curious Georgette's turn ))
Scout: (( we also never got XP from Dino and Ooze from yesterday, just noticed ))
	Merritt: 	Damn...I didn't wanna slaughter dah whole place...but I guess if that's how it goes, serves ya right.
Merritt: (( We didn't? ))
Scout: (( not from my log ))
Scout: (( but that's all kinds of irrelevant right now ))
Merritt: (( tirk refuses to put the logs up on his pastebin ))
Merritt: (( so I can't check ))
	Amby: 	I can't do much, but take this! Searing light! « 1d20+16 = 19 + 16 = 35 »
Merritt: (( If only it was a crit ))
Merritt: (( But I doubt she's a magus ))
	Amby: 	« 5d8 = 21 »
Merritt: (( and they're the only ones who can crit spells with a range other than a nat 20 ))
Merritt: (( Scout's turn ))
Scout: (( ain't it yours? ))
Scout: (( Merrit, Scout, Commodoro, Vivian, Saxman, Amby ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It is indeed merrit time
Merritt: (( Oh ))
	Merritt: 	*Guess I Create Pit then*
Merritt: (( damn you ))
Scout: (( this could be very good or very bad ))
	Commodoro: 	« 1d20+9 = 9 + 9 = 18 » Dah?
Merritt: (( Yeah, no ))
Merritt: (( check is like « 10+7+2+2 = 10 + 7 + 2 + 2 = 21 » ))
Merritt: (( er, not +2+2 ))
Merritt: (( +2+1 ))
Merritt: (( so 20 ))
Scout: (( good effort though ))
	Scout: 	Oh yeah, you fallin', big guy.
tirkaroKujo: 	Commodoro slips and falls into the pit. However, his upper half proves far too bulky to sink all the way in.
Merritt: (( he'll probably just get stuck or something ))
Merritt: (( like that ))
	Commodoro: 	Dah! I am the stucks!
Scout: (( so... he totally loses his dex bonus then? (smirk) ))
	Merritt: 	Dat oughta teach ya!
Merritt: (( He's a Golem ))
Merritt: (( he probably doesn't HAVE one ))
Merritt: (( though you can still sneak attack him ))
Scout: (( well I need to know if I can really ))
Merritt: (( just won't be any easier to hit ))
	Vivian: 	*I'm threatening him, just get behind him*
	Vivian: 	*or use your balls, whatevah*
Vivian: (( though a Tirk ruling on it would be nice ))
	Scout: 	Nice goin, slick! *takes a careful step back before launching a barrage* « 1d20+15 = 15 + 15 = 30 »« 1d20+15 = 4 + 15 = 19 »« 1d20+10 = 7 + 10 = 17 »
tirkaroKujo: 	First hits
Vivian: (( I assume a ki point? ))
Scout: (( indeed ))
Vivian: (( cause you can't TWF with ran---CAN you TWF with ranged ))
Vivian: (( I don't think you can ))
Scout: (( not gonna call what is technically a shuriken affected by TWF ))
Scout: (( not in this case ))
Scout: (( so can I deal sneak attack or not (wary) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nope
Vivian: (( shuriken is like the only ranged weapon that makes SENSE to use TWF (HIPPO) ))
Scout: (( of course not ))
tirkaroKujo: 	His arms are situated above the pit
tirkaroKujo: 	and he is still fully aware of you
Vivian: (( Dex bonus ))
Vivian: (( he might be denied it ))
Vivian: (( As in, he can't move out of the way ))
Scout: (( it is indeed specifically when he loses his dex bonus ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Hmm, apparently so
tirkaroKujo: 	Fine, guess it is
Scout: (( "Sneak" is totally a misnomer ))
	Scout: 	« 1d6+1+5d6 = 5 + 1 + 22 = 28 » +Sicken
Vivian: (( t's a GOLEM ))
Vivian: (( I don't think you can sickem MAGICAL CONSTRUCTS ))
Scout: (( totally can, shut up (D) ))
Scout: (( either way that last one was guaranteed to be a 2 so whatever ))
Scout: (( worth it to find out ))
	Commodoro: 	BORF.
Vivian: (( BULLSHIT (D) ))
Vivian: (( But whatever, carry on ))
Vivian: (( right it's my turn ))
	Vivian: 	*I'm just gonna hit him, I don't even need to move or use Lunge*
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 17 + 13 + 9 = 39 » « 1d20+13+9 = 7 + 13 + 9 = 29 » « 1d20+13+9 = 6 + 13 + 9 = 28 » « 1d20+13+9 = 5 + 13 + 9 = 27 »
	Vivian: 	*any of those*&
tirkaroKujo: 	All of em
Vivian: (( jess ))
Vivian: (( >jess ))
Vivian: (( >meant jeez ))
Vivian: (( okay ))
Scout: (( what is with you and jessu ))
	Vivian: 	« 2d6+13+1d6 = 12 + 13 + 1 = 26 » « 2d6+13+1d6 = 6 + 13 + 5 = 24 » « 2d6+19+1d6 = 5 + 19 + 5 = 29 » « 4d6+13+1d6 = 14 + 13 + 1 = 28 »
	Vivian: 	*JUST WAILS AT HIS EXPOSED TORSO*
Scout: (( looking at alladese golems, none of them seem to be immune to sickness ))
	Commodoro: 	*KOFF KOFF* Gonna take more than dat to defeet me mädchen!
Scout: (( guess I got lucky the devs did not think of everything ))
	Vivian: 	*wait, he was supposed to go before me anyhow*
	Vivian: 	*so go do that*
Vivian: (( Agi why are you using the Beastiary (D) ))
	Commodoro: 	Dah! I never learned how to climb!
Vivian: (( Don't do that shit unless you have the appropriate Knowledge (D) ))
Scout: (( it ain't like I'm looking at anything besides whether they have sickness immunity (D) ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 » *Which I totally do*
	Merritt: 	*owell*
Merritt: (( er, it IS Arcana isn't it ))
Merritt: (( or is it like some other bullshit ))
	Commodoro: 	« 1d20+13 = 14 + 13 = 27 » Guess I better vingenhiemer it!
Merritt: (( he barely made it (FEDUP) ))
Scout: (( -2 for sickness ))
	Vivian: 	*IS THAT AN AOO (D)*
Scout: (( probably ))
Vivian: (( still barely makes it ))
Vivian: (( it's only a 25 ))
Scout: (( sad ))
Vivian: (( to climb ot ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Why yes, indeed it is
Vivian: (( out* ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Go nutz lady
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 11 + 13 + 9 = 33 »
tirkaroKujo: 	hits
	Vivian: 	« 4d6+13+1d6 = 13 + 13 + 1 = 27 »
	Vivian: 	*man I shoulda made a combat maneuver to punch him back in the hole*
	Vivian: 	*all the way in, just lodge his ass down in there*
	Vivian: 	*but owell*
Scout: (( headfirst ))
Scout: (( also ))
Vivian: (( though I don't think you CAN ))
Scout: (( ohai Merritt ))
Vivian: (( in place of an AoO ))
Scout: (( have fun with your skull being pounded ))
Merritt: (( it's Amby's turn ))
Merritt: (( I have the most HP of anyone here, somefuckinhow ))
Merritt: (( I'll survive ))
Commodoro: (( nigga is climbing out just my entire action? ))
Scout: (( it's not a move action to climb up? ))
Merritt: (( Pretty sure it's Move, but I dunno ))
Commodoro: (( it is indeed a move ))
Scout: (( he was only halfway in anyway ))
Commodoro: (( not sure what you're gettin that from ))
Scout: (( probably didn't even NEED to climb out ))
	Commodoro: 	« 1d20+27 = 8 + 27 = 35 » *Wails on Merrit like no tommorow*
Scout: (( as he has reach out the ass ))
Merritt: (( I just forgot he actually got to attack hippo ))
	Merritt: 	*that indeed hits*
	Commodoro: 	« 3d6+20 = 9 + 20 = 29 » I'll start vith you, boy!
Scout: (( eeehh better make that 27 ))
	Merritt: 	GOOF
tirkaroKujo: 	It is indeed 27
Merritt: (( Right, Sickened ))
	Scout: 	*I'm helping =D"
	Merritt: 	Aww....
tirkaroKujo: 	Didn't really effect anything else though
Merritt: (( .... ))
Merritt: (( Can you Dispel the magic in constructs? (HIPPO) ))
Merritt: (( I highly doubt it ))
Scout: (( do you even know it's a construct? ))
Merritt: (( nope ))
Merritt: (( And it looks like a machine ))
Merritt: (( I'm just wondering if you COULD ))
Merritt: (( not going to try ))
Scout: (( ask later ))
	Merritt: 	Glitterdust!
Merritt: (( I assume his Reach is enough to make that an AoO ))
	Amby: 	Dammit, don't fret! *Uses Cure Serious Wounds on Merrit* « 3d8+11 = 16 + 11 = 27 »
Scout: (( gonna skip Amby ))
Merritt: (( Dammit man she took forever to go (FEDUP) ))
	Merritt: 	...uh...thanks...
	Merritt: 	*back to exactly full HP*
	Merritt: 	*GUESS I BEST ACTUALLY CAST DEFENSIVELY THIS TIME*
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+11+7 = 11 + 11 + 7 = 29 »
Merritt: (( had to do dat ))
Merritt: (( Either way it's only like, 15+double spell level ))
Merritt: (( so that's more than enough ))
	Commodoro: 	« 1d20+11 = 8 + 11 = 19 » Glitter!?
Scout: (( you funny, man ))
Scout: (( you funny ))
Merritt: (( Nope ))
Merritt: (( miss by 1 ))
Commodoro: (( obv ))
Scout: (( *by 3 ))
Merritt: (( « 10+7+2+1 = 10 + 7 + 2 + 1 = 20 » ))
Merritt: (( no, one ))
Merritt: (( How the hell is Spell Focus: Conjuration actually being USEFUL ))
Scout: (( was talking about how he loses some of his saving throw hippo ))
Merritt: (( that goes against everything ))
Merritt: (( Right, he does ))
Merritt: (( hipsy ))
Commodoro: (( double obv ))
	Scout: 	*oh hey, you also lose your dex bonus again*
Merritt: (( indeed he does ))
	Commodoro: 	DAAAH! MY EYES! MY EEEEYYEYEEEES!
Merritt: (( somehow we actually synergize ))
	Scout: 	« 1d20+15 = 12 + 15 = 27 »« 1d20+10 = 20 + 10 = 30 » Lookin' good!
	Scout: 	« 1d20+10 = 19 + 10 = 29 »
tirkaroKujo: 	All hit
	Scout: 	« 1d6+1+6d6 = 2 + 1 + 24 = 27 »« 1d6+1+6d6+1d6+1+6d6 = 3 + 1 + 21 + 1 + 1 + 20 = 47 »
Merritt: (( Sneak Attack ain't multiplied on crit ))
Merritt: (( (HIPPO) ))
Scout: (( right ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed it is not
tirkaroKujo: 	you triple negroe
Scout: (( my vad ))
Scout: (( bad ))
Scout: (( so just subtract from that hippo ))
Scout: (( 20 ))
Merritt: (( so basically 27+27 ))
Merritt: (( or 54 ))
Scout: (( quite ))
Scout: (( Vivian: *proceeds to do that in one hit* ))
Merritt: (( WELL USE TWF ))
Merritt: (( HE HAS LIKE, EVERY SINGLE PENALTY TO HIS AC ONW ))
Scout: (( and lose my full attack around? (D) ))
Merritt: (( IF YOU CAN'T HIT HIM NOW MAN, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR ASS ))
Merritt: (( and it's his turn ))
Merritt: (( can he even take a FFS while blinded ))
Scout: (( well, he'll have to make a dex check to not fall into the hole again ))
Scout: (( and why the hell would you not be able to ))
Merritt: (( Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. ))
Merritt: (( So do that, or no FFS ))
Merritt: (( I believe is how it works ))
Scout: (( how is that connected to FFS at all ))
Merritt: (( 1 square = ten feet for him ))
Merritt: (( that's how difficult terrain does it ))
Merritt: (( So I assume that's how all other movement-having effects do it ))
Commodoro: (( wat ))
Scout: (( I have no idea what you're dicking on about ))
Merritt: (( halving* ))
Commodoro: (( well okay ))
Scout: (( don't forget all your penalties, I guess ))
Scout: (( -4 from blind, -2 from sick ))
Merritt: (( Difficult Terrain: Difficult terrain, such as heavy undergrowth, broken ground, or steep stairs, hampers movement. Each square of difficult terrain counts as 2 squares of movement. Each diagonal move into a difficult terrain square counts as 3 squares. You can't run or charge across difficult terrain. ))
	Commodoro: 	« 1d20+19-4-2 = 14 + 19 - 4 - 2 = 27 » pffthaha oh wait, acro is like, my one good skill
Merritt: (( Though I'm not sure how it affects others, but it makes sense I guess ))
	Merritt: 	*but yeah, go ahea---
	Merritt: 	*HAHAHA, 50% CONCEALMENT*
Merritt: (( evne if he hits us there's only a 50% chance of him actually hitting us with each attack ))
	Commodoro: 	« 1d20+24-2-2 = 6 + 24 - 2 - 2 = 26 » DAH! CAN'T SEE! CAN'T SEE! *Wails on Scout*
	Scout: 	*man*
	Scout: 	*this is where traits kick in*
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d2 = 1 » 1 and it hits
	Scout: 	+1 to AC since I'm near allies
tirkaroKujo: 	Obv
Merritt: (( don't you have to be adjacent ))
Merritt: (( or what ))
Scout: (( shut up man (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Isnt he adjacent to vivian
Merritt: (( Merritt doesn't even have reach ))
Merritt: (( Has to be at least 2 ))
Scout: (( Heart of the Streets: Humans from bustling cities are skilled with crowds. They gain a +1 racial bonus on Reflex saves and a +1 dodge bonus to Armor Class when adjacent to at least two other allies. Crowds do not count as difficult terrain for them. This racial trait replaces skilled. ))
Scout: (( why couldn't you have been slightly to the right (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nah, you need one more
Merritt: (( and I think you get your full attacks man ))
Merritt: (( (WARY) ))
	Commodoro: 	« 3d6+20 = 14 + 20 = 34 »
Merritt: (( oh you only HAVE one ))
Merritt: (( hippo ))
	Scout: 	*-4 on that?
Vivian: (( he calc'd that in ))
Scout: (( obv ))
Commodoro: (( nope, it's 30 ))
Commodoro: (( I don gufed ))
Commodoro: (( er, 32 ))
	Scout: 	Gah! How the hell did you even see me?!
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+13+9 = 4 + 13 + 9 = 26 » « 1d20+13+9 = 8 + 13 + 9 = 30 » « 1d20+13+9 = 19 + 13 + 9 = 41 » « 1d20+13+9 = 1 + 13 + 9 = 23 »
Vivian: (( YOU WON'T BE SEE--oh well ))
tirkaroKujo: 	All but the last hit
	Vivian: 	« 2d6+13+1d6 = 7 + 13 + 6 = 26 » « 2d6+13+1d6 = 2 + 13 + 2 = 17 » « 2d6+19+1d6 = 12 + 19 + 1 = 32 »
	Commodoro: 	NOOOOO! I may be downen, by I'm not outenhousen!
Vivian: (( he is indeed an outhouse ))
Scout: (( what about outbacksteakerhousen ))
	Commodoro: 	7,400 exp
Vivian: (( doesn't he fall into the pit ))
Vivian: (( and take his extra 3d6 damage (CHEW) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	too big
Vivian: (( but he fell backwards (FEDUP) ))
Vivian: (( either way, what now ))
Vivian: (( hell is fall damage even Lethal ))
Vivian: (( or is it NL ))
	Scout: 	Yeah like we're just gonna leave you alive to tell the tale. « 1d20+13 = 12 + 13 = 25 »« 1d20+13 = 1 + 13 = 14 »« 1d20+8 = 20 + 8 = 28 »
	Scout: 	« 1d20+8 = 7 + 8 = 15 »
Vivian: (( ah, it's only NL if it's like ))
	Scout: 	« 1d6+1+6d6 = 4 + 1 + 26 = 31 »« 1d6+1+6d6 = 4 + 1 + 25 = 30 »
Vivian: (( on sand or mud ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Ah just take 20 with dat CDG and call it a day
Vivian: (( You can't take 20 with CDG ))
Vivian: (( CDG IS taking 20 ))
Vivian: (( you can't take 40 (D) ))
Scout: (( who cares ))
Vivian: (( me ))
Vivian: (( so stop being an insensitive asshat ))
	Scout: 	Search 'em. At least one's gotta have some security crap.
	Scout: 	*does so with heigenschnorsenauslinshnitzel*
	Vivian: 	Er, okay...
	Vivian: 	*This faggot have anything on him I guess*
	Vivian: 	*wait this is a tirk game, enemies never drop anything*
	Commodoro: 	*Various machinery far too heavy for you to carry, +1 keen longsword, 500 gp, Hall Key.*
	Saxman: 	*Wonderous back-mounted saxaphone, baseball*
Merritt: (( And nobody in our entire party can use a longsword ))
Merritt: (( obv ))
Merritt: (( well enjoy your 500 gp ))
Scout: (( obv indeed ))
	Amby: 	Well that should be the end of it.
	Scout: 	*takes the money* Got some cash and a key. Gonna assume no one knows how to handle this sword?
	Vivian: 	*technically I could take Longsword Proficiency, but why not just use a Greatsword*
	Amby: 	Now we just have to find the ringleader himself.
	Merritt: 	Not a bit, but I might be able to use it if I really hafta....
	Merritt: 	Actually give it to Vivian, she could use it bettah an me.
	Scout: 	*retrieves potion of Cure Modeate Wounds, don't remember where I got it*
	Scout: 	« 2d8+10 = 6 + 10 = 16 » *chugs* Man, that guy kinda did a number on me.
	Scout: 	*takes sword* But yeah, here ya go, Vivs.
	Vivian: 	Uhh...huh? Whadda I do with this thing...?
	Merritt: 	Just hit people with it, if you absolutely hafta.
	Scout: 	I dunno. Hurt things. Ya seem to be good at it.
Merritt: (( Actually I think I CAN use it pretty well ))
Merritt: (( it'll take a -4 penalty and all my natural attacks will take a -2 penalty ))
Merritt: (( but it gives me an extra attack (HIPPO) ))
Merritt: (( oh wiat no ))
Merritt: (( Don't think I can use Claws ))
Merritt: (( if I do that (FEDUP) ))
	Scout: 	Hey- I found my ball!
Merritt: (( er, the "talons" ))
Merritt: (( claws are just on the feet for some reason ))
Merritt: (( THE SLAM ))
Merritt: (( GOD DAMMIT, THAT IS MY ARM ATTACK (D) ))
Merritt: (( WHY DO I KEEP FCKIN THIS UP ))
Scout: (( who knows ))
	Scout: 	Yo, medic! Could I trouble ya for a heal here?
	Amby: 	Wow...he got you pretty good.
	Vivian: 	*damn, I'm already up to 40/2768 lbs*
	Vivian: 	*how will I cope*
Scout: (( you poor baby ))
	Amby: 	« 3d8+11 = 16 + 11 = 27 » I only have 1 more of these after this one, so make it count
	Scout: 	Thems battle scars. They'll heal, with time. And, well, a bit of help. Thanks, doc.
	Scout: 	*that'll do me, though I'll definitely be going invisible next round*
	Amby: 	Now...if I'm correct, the ringleader should be just up ahead and up the stairs.
	Scout: 	*spins key around* Well, let's hope this key is worth somethin'.
tirkaroKujo: 	As you move further, you come across a series of hallways, slathered in the usual gray metallic sheen.
Merritt: (( Huh ))
Merritt: (( Any chance I can scrape that Silversheen off the walls ))
Merritt: (( might come in handy ))
tirkaroKujo: 	After trying doors a bit, it seems the key only works on one particular one. It's also the biggest and most important-looking one in the room.
tirkaroKujo: 	Funny how that works.
Scout: (( usually yeah ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You can....try
tirkaroKujo: 	Not exactly sure how
	Scout: 	here we go! Fits like a charm.
Scout: (( use the sword as a razor (smirk) ))
Vivian: (( I was jsut joking (HIPPO) ))
Vivian: (( as I highly doubt it's actually silversheen ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Curses
tirkaroKujo: 	I was just gonna make you think it was that
Vivian: (( and brb ))
Scout: (( it is paint made entirely of laed ))
Scout: (( laed indeed ))
tirkaroKujo: 	As you move through the hall, a nazi-clad men and women quickly run out of the halls, in a panic.
	Amby: 	Gah! There you assholes are! I'll make you pay!
Vivian: (( so which one is the man ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Hypothetical men
Vivian: (( obv ))
Scout: (( clearly ))
Scout: (( also ))
	Kisselya: 	W-what? We have no time for games, lady!
Scout: (( ohsweetjesus the only witnesses to our association with Rider are dead ))
	Kisselya: 	There's just been an assassination! A coup de'etat! A major flux in power!
	Scout: 	These the punks that took your sister in?
	Vivian: 	*WE WERE THERE*
	Scout: 	Whaddayamean, assassination?
	Hallervordie: 	Hmm? Hey, weren't you there with us?
	Merritt: 	Oh boy, here we go...
Scout: (( .jpg ))
	Scout: 	*no, I do not recognize these assholes at all*
	Amby: 	Hmm? Assissination? There with you? What are you talking about this time?
	Kisselya: 	*Stares forward* Ah, yes! I could recognize you anywhere! You must have been sent here to help us!
	Merritt: 	Uhh...so, what happened?
	Hallervordie: 	Oh yes, these people assisted us in the takedown of a specifc enemy of the Nazis.
	Hallervordie: 	But we have no time for that!
	Scout: 	What are you even talkin' about, chief?
	Hallervordie: 	Help us! The Mother of this place, Elizabethamarie has gone mad with power!
	Vivian: 	*why am I standing in a laser*
	Merritt: 	And done..what, exactly?
	Scout: 	Whoa- time out, you kiddin' me? I thought Elizawhatever was some sort of nun or somethin'.
	Kisselya: 	She joined our Fuhrer for a simple meeting over tea. But out of nowhere, she began slaughtering everyone! Including our Fuhrer! Bitch must have planned it from the beginning!
Merritt: (( that was the one who tried to kill us ))
Merritt: (( in case you forgot ))
	Amby: 	...wait, what? Elizabethamarie? Takedown of the criminals?
Merritt: (( multiple times ))
Scout: (( which one? ))
Merritt: (( the one who SENT everyone to kill us ))
	Amby: 	Wait, do you guys have some sort of association with the Nazis or something?
	Scout: 	we bummed a ride from 'em, sure. Seemed the fastest way to get where we was goin' at the time.
	Merritt: 	You could say that. Anyways, so she's killin everyone heah?
	Kisselya: 	Oh, what are we going to do!? Mein Fuhrer is dead! Killed when he let his guard down!
	Amby: 	Ghrr, fine. So, Hitler has been killed? Suppose I have no more business here then. You guys are finally finished.
	Kisselya: 	Leave whatever grudges you have behind, girl! We're getting out of here!
	Scout: 	Guess that makes the intel run a bit easier, then.
	Merritt: 	Well, you get on that intel, then....I got other plans....and they probably don't involve the same places.
	Amby: 	Seems that's that.
	Scout: 	*guess I'll das searchenhosen around then* « 1d20=14 = 19 »
Scout: (( what ))
Scout: (( is that a thing? ))
Scout: (( « 1d20=14 = 13 » ))
Merritt: (( that just means you rolled a 19 ))
Scout: (( WHAT? XD ))
Merritt: (( so add 14 ))
Scout: (( I guess ))
	Merritt: 	*GUESS I SEARCH THESE YELLOW ONES THEN*
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 »
	Scout: 	*so whoo 33 percep*
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16 »
Vivian: (( So nothin on prisoners ))
Vivian: (( owell ))
	Scout: 	Yo, you wanna help us find what we're lookin' for, girlie?
tirkaroKujo: 	There are many, many documents lying about. You file through them, but this seems to be taking eons upon eons to properly sort out.
	Scout: 	if you see anything about a big-ass laser, it's relevant.
	Amby: 	What? Why do I care? My work here is done. I'm not going to risk being killed by that psycho nun and stay here.
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 »
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21 » (FEDUP)
	Amby: 	Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be leaving as we-
	Scout: 	Well hey, we've got us an agenda here too.
Vivian: (( well, wish I had another freakin way to search these ))
Vivian: (( Languages: Common, Elven, Ignan, Terran, Aquan, Auran, Sylvan, Celestial, Draconic, Infernal, Abyssal ))
Vivian: (( Dammit, why didn't I take german ))
Vivian: (( we can't read the damned things anyways ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	*Holds up the documents* Looking for these?
Scout: (( I assume there are diagrams ))
	Amby: 	Hmm? Oh hey, guess these guys found em for you.
	Scout: 	Who the hell was that?
	Scout: 	...aw, geez.
Vivian: (( oh wait, I have Linquistics ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	It appears your greed has driven you to the ends of the planet. The same greed that caused the fall of this organization.
Vivian: (( g* ))
	Scout: 	Yo, slick! Vivs! Found 'em!
Vivian: (( I don't need to speak the language ))
	Merritt: 	Found what?!
	Hidden Twin A: 	Do you want to end up just like them?
	Scout: 	Well, the papers. Technically
	Scout: 	.
	Merritt: 	Don't care!
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 »
	Scout: 	then what the crap are you lookin' for over there?
	Hidden Twin B: 	All nasty thorns shall be removed from the patch. That is our duty, is it not?
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 4 + 12 = 16 »
	Vivian: 	*GOD DAMMIT MAPTOOL*
	Scout: 	Look, just- could the two of you hold off on gardening for a bit? @ Twins
	Scout: 	Yo, what's goin' on?
	Amby: 	Hey, don't mind me. I'm just looking to get out of this joint.
	Hidden Twin B: 	Oh my. It seems the villains aren't paying attention to us.
	Hidden Twin A: 	It doesn't matter. They won't make it out anyway.
	Scout: 	Yeah, yeah, she's fine to go or whatever. No association. HEY, YOU TWO WITH THE HATS.
	Merritt: 	WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!
	Merritt: 	CRAM IT!
	Amby: 	Yep, you heard him. Now lemme through.
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 »
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 15 + 12 = 27 »
	Hidden Twin A: 	Very well then. We will have to see to you at a later time.
Scout: (( what the dicks ARE you looking for (D) Some backstory element assumedly ))
You whisper to Thrice: What ARE you looking for anyway
You whisper to Thrice: I probably forgot it
Vivian whispers: the documents concerning prisoners
Vivian whispers: cause of the whole backstory thing
You whisper to Thrice: Why (lolwut)
Vivian whispers: because....it fits my character?
Vivian whispers: fuck do you want
Vivian whispers: The people they were traveling with were caught by the nazis, do you just nto remember (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	After searching for a bit, you see a phamplet reading "PRISON DOCUMENT NUMBER 102" in German
tirkaroKujo: 	102 seems like a familiar number to you. Could this be the one?
Vivian: (( I unno, but can I read it? ))
Vivian: (( you make the Linguistics check in secret ))
Scout: (( Doctah Wahwee can ))
Vivian: (( Wait, that probably takes a while, so nvm ))
tirkaroKujo: 	WELL GEE, WHY THE HELL NOT
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU COULD ALREADY READ THE TITLE MAY AS WELL ROLL WITH IT
Scout: (( he read the number (D) ))
Scout: (( let's have Doctah Wahwee take care of the heavy lifting ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Jesus man it's only german because it's kinda funny
Vivian: (( Naw it's like, a Linguistics check to read it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I'm not spending over 9000 hours on this (D)
Vivian: (( only takes like four freakin minutes ))
Vivian: (( I can do it after the battle (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	over 9000 hours indeed
Vivian: (( IN-GAME MINUTES ))
Vivian: (( AKA TWO SECONDS ))
Scout: (( AKA MY ASS IS ABOUT TO BE FILLED WITH FIRE AND ICE FROM THESE NIGGERS ))
	Merritt: 	Maybe this is it...but we better go check on what that crumb is hollerin about....
Merritt: (( I am waiting to have to roll init ))
	Scout: 	Think they're comin'.
	Scout: 	Eventually.
	Scout: 	So...
	Vivian: 	Ya got it, really? Kippah!
	Scout: 	you two come 'round here often? (chew)
	Hidden Twin A: 	*Sips tea from spontaneously materialized tea-table* Heavens no. It's awfully dreary in this building.
	Scout: 	Man, you're tellin' me. Mind if I...? *pushes over one of these crates as a chair*
	Hidden Twin B: 	*Eats spontaneously materialized cookies* It's nothing like the Mother's wonderful chapel. A true ray of light in this city of darkness. Here, take a cookie.
Vivian: (( damn talking being a free action ))
Vivian: (( brb ))
	Scout: 	Well hey, thanks, pal. *opens mouth to take a bite*
	Scout: 	Waaaaaiiiiit... you ain't tryin' to poison me or nothin', are ya? (smirk)
	Hidden Twin A: 	Feel free to help yourself to some Darjeeling. Already I miss the wonders of the Mother's chapel.
	Scout: 	Darjeelin'? Ooh, sounds swanky.
	Scout: 	*pours myself a cup*
	Scout: 	Man, sorry about this. I know the two of ya wanna have some climactic battle or somethin', but those punks over there just ain't in the mood, it seems.
	Hidden Twin B: 	Don't worry. It's Mother's own secret recepie.
	Scout: 	*dips cookie in tea, nibbles at it*
	Hidden Twin A: 	We, after all, are the children of Mother's kind embrace. We understand more than anyone. We understand everything.
	Hidden Twin A: 	If only people like you could realize this. The grace of our Mother. Maybe then, we would have true world peace.
	Scout: 	Well sure, go on. Keep in mind, though, I've already heard a few bad things 'bout here, so it miiight take a bit to convince me. Those chumps are willin' to give us all the time in the world it seems, so go on.
	Scout: 	*'bout her
	Hidden Twin B: 	Many people may have fallen because of us, in case you haven't heard. It's inevitable when bringing about a change.
	Hidden Twin B: 	But don't worry. They didn't die in vain. We are only serving our purpose. *Bites cookie*
Vivian: (( back, I assume you guys are still wastin time ))
	Scout: 	'course, I could see that. *omnom*
Scout: (( man I've been stalling for you ))
Scout: (( take too long and they might just recruit me ))
Vivian: (( haha ))
Vivian: (( sure, give me a reason to stay over here ))
Vivian: (( May as well search for more documents ))
	Scout: 	So your mother got some sort of dogma goin' on? She's gotta have a reason for overthrowin' HITLER of all people.
	Scout: 	Quite the responsibility she's takin' on.
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 »
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 17 + 12 = 29 »
	Hidden Twin A: 	Hitler....he had good intentions. Sadly, it was one paved by evil and trechery.
	Hidden Twin A: 	It was our duty to end him as well. He was a danger to both himself and many, many more.
tirkaroKujo: 	Jesus man are you still looking for documents? (D)
	Scout: 	Well, ya kinda did us a favor there, beatin' us to the punch and all.
Vivian: (( Hey, he said if I let him alone he'd join ))
Vivian: (( good enough reason as any ))
Scout: (( more likely I'll just become impatient ))
Scout: (( and throw tea at you ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	Good. Then you too have served our purpose.
	Hidden Twin A: 	*Puts tea away* There is now no more reason for us to hold back. I do hope you know this.
	Scout: 	Hey, 'course not. No hard feelin's?
	Scout: 	HEY, YOUSE CHUMPS WANNA KEEP THESE LADIES WAITIN'?
	Hidden Twin A: 	It seems your friends have left you behind. I wonder why?
	Hidden Twin B: 	No matter. Our time here is up anyway.
	Hidden Twin A: 	Or at least, drawing to a close.
	Hidden Twin A: 	*Disintegrated tea set* Oh well.
	Scout: 	Shame about that set. Anyhow, mind if I take one more drink for the road?
	Merritt: 	WHAT ARE YOU FLAPPIN YAH GUMS ABOUT NOW?!
	Hidden Twin A: 	Sure. Here's a few snacks and tea just for you. Don't consume them all at once.
	Scout: 	Aw, I wasn't talkin' 'bout that, girlie. *snaps open Electrolyme* But I'll take you up anyhow.
Merritt: (( you are just going to fight them ))
Merritt: (( for some reason ))
Merritt: (( okay ))
Scout: (( gonna drink it if it becomes necessary, yes ))
Scout: (( have not done so yet ))
Scout: (( as I assume that'd provoke something when they see me vanish ))
Scout: (( as if they don't have Invisibility Dispel anyhow ))
Merritt: (( True Seeing ))
Merritt: (( hippo ))
Scout: (( whatever ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	It doesn't matter anyway.
Scout: (( prolly both ))
Merritt: (( Though Dispel Magic would probably work too ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	It's not like you're really going to leave here alive in the first place.
	Hidden Twin B: 	It's sad, but true.
	Scout: 	Oh ho, here we go. Nice chattin' with ya. *drink*
Scout: (( any HP recovered from deliciousfoodstuff? ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	After all, you are still villains in the end. And it is our duty to purge evil wherever it may stand.
tirkaroKujo: 	« 3d6 = 15 » sure whynaut
	Scout: 	*neato, two away from full*
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 1d20+4 = 5 + 4 = 9 » Like right now, in fact. *Init*
	Merritt: 	*too bad I can't hear anything*
	Scout: 	« 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+!2 = 20 + !2 = 20 »
Vivian: (( okay, I can most certainly hear them ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 1d20+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 » Wish it didn't have to be like this
	Vivian: 	Why's he fightan em head on...?
	Merritt: 	Fightin who?
	Scout: 	I can tell ya one thing, of the beatins I've done today, I'll regret this one the most.
	Vivian: 	Girlies, can't see em.
tirkaroKujo: 	Scout, TwinB, TwinA
Merritt: (( Sure, guess I'm not rollin init ))
Merritt: (( have your fun ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Damn Merrit
tirkaroKujo: 	You cold
	Scout: 	Pffft like I'm fightin' you punks solo
Merritt: (( Pretty sure they still get AoO ))
Merritt: (( with 50% miss chance ))
tirkaroKujo: 	They do indeed
	Scout: 	« 1d20+19 = 6 + 19 = 25 » naw
	Hidden Twin A: 	*Yeah naw*
Merritt: (( >implying anything with a CR of more than 3 has less than 25 CMD ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	*Never*
	Hidden Twin A: 	*>implying I don't have see invisibility active at all times*
	Merritt: 	Haah...Is there any point to fightin?
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 1d20+21 = 18 + 21 = 39 » Bye?
Merritt: (( is that a crit ))
	Scout: 	*smacks bat against side of crate* Yo, done searchin' like a couple'a chumps?
tirkaroKujo: 	One away from crit (sad)
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 2d6+10 = 6 + 10 = 16 » +1 Bleed
	Merritt: 	Wha- oh, you. Looks like yah weren't dumb enough to actually tussle wit em.
	Merritt: 	Good, let's get outta here.
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 1d20+21 = 7 + 21 = 28 »
	Scout: 	Nngh! Yeah, well, they've still got a bit of a bite to 'em.
Merritt: (( 50% miss chance, Tirk ))
Merritt: (( (WARY) ))
Scout: (( indeed ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 1d2 = 2 » 1 and it hits
	Hidden Twin B: 	Nah
Scout: (( how about A's ))
Scout: (( or was that A's ))
tirkaroKujo: 	See invisibility
Scout: (( right ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I assume that was scouts turn
	Merritt: 	Did you get the papahs we came heah for?
	Scout: 	Well, pal, they've got 'em. Kinda PART OF THE REASON I WAS CALLIN' OVER TO YA.
	Scout: 	Now get your ass in gear and let's get this taken care of!
	Merritt: 	Well STEAL THEM!
	Merritt: 	ARe you STUPID?
	Merritt: 	That's your job!
	Merritt: 	Thief, assassin, dat's you. I ain;'t so good at dat.
	Scout: 	I ain't leavin' you chumps in here after you've saved my ass so many time- right, "Duhmenshun door." Will you never cut the crap? Whatever.
	Scout: 	Guess it's worth a shot! *rushes back*
	Scout: 	*which one of them has the papers?*
	Hidden Twin B: 	*yo*
Merritt: (( Can you move that far ))
tirkaroKujo: 	>Implying you can move that far
Merritt: (( wasn't that two move actions ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Get the fuck back
Merritt: (( Like 2.5 ))
Scout: (( it was in fact two move actions ))
Merritt: (( well, Ki point ))
Scout: (( I thought I can make two move actions ))
Scout: (( in one turn ))
Merritt: (( you can ))
Scout: (( (hippo) ))
Merritt: (( but then you can't steal ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You can indeed
Merritt: (( SO I unno why you would ))
Scout: (( that's why I do it next turn ))
tirkaroKujo: 	But not that fucking far lest you spend ki point
Scout: (( and then run ))
Scout: (( eh 30 feet pal ))
Scout: (( eh 15 feet pal ))
Scout: (( eh next turn ))
Merritt: (( that's an AoO ))
Merritt: (( have fun ))
tirkaroKujo: 	M
Scout: (( she can't even see me ))
Merritt: (( unless they don't have Combat Reflexes ))
Merritt: (( Don't think it matters ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+8 = 3 + 8 = 11 » Guess I roll init turn late
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+3 = 13 + 3 = 16 »
Hidden Twin B: (( technically she has both detect evil and detect good active all the time ))
Hidden Twin B: (( but I have no idea what that does ))
Hidden Twin B: (( in regards to invis ))
Scout: (( and it really wouldn't help yo- well, I'm a mercenary technically ))
Scout: (( I assume some sort of Neutral all up in this as such ))
Scout: (( also, seriously, fuck you Bandai http://www.bandaigames.channel.or.jp/list/newtitle/ ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Did it upda- it did not update (sad)
Vivian: (( Basically if you don't have them pinpointed ))
Vivian: (( you have to choose a square ))
	Scout: 	*and yes, I have taken my bleed damage*
Vivian: (( If a character tries to attack an invisible creature whose location he has not pinpointed, have the player choose the space where the character will direct the attack. If the invisible creature is there, conduct the attack normally. If the enemy's not there, roll the miss chance as if it were there and tell him that the character has missed, regardless of the result. That way the player doesn't know whether the attack missed because the enemy's not there or because you successfully rolled the miss chance. ))
	Scout: 	*so hey, if we're borrowing TF2 mechanics*
tirkaroKujo: 	Scout, Vivian TwinB, Merrit, TwinA
Vivian: (( Though you're the GM, so hips ))
	Scout: 	*I'm totally visible anyhow*
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 1d3 = 1 » Lets say 1 and I miss
	Hidden Twin B: 	Er, 1 and I hit, but I won't go back on that
Scout: (( well ain't that a right miracle ))
Hidden Twin B: (( you're free ))
	Scout: 	*ducks under her feeble swipe*
tirkaroKujo: 	Vivvys turn
	Vivian: 	Are yah alri---oh....you people...
	Vivian: 	*no I'm not taking a 2nd move action, carry on8
	Scout: 	*best prepare to take a bat to the side if you're casting a spell*
	Hidden Twin B: 	Huh? Oh accused self. Where did you go? Oh whatever. Unholy Aura!
Vivian: (( you gonna cast defensively? ))
Scout: (( apparently not ))
Vivian: (( well I guess there's not much reason ))
	Scout: 	« 1d20+15 = 17 + 15 = 32 » sneak attacked, bitch!
tirkaroKujo: 	Hits
	Scout: 	« 1d6+1+5d6 = 5 + 1 + 19 = 25 »+sicken
Scout: (( yeah good luck concentrating ))
	Scout: 	+Bleed
Vivian: (( what even is the check for concentration if attacked ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	Oh what a shame. Did somebody try to attack me?
Scout: (( last time I had to do it, I had to add the damage done to the check ))
Scout: (( (hippo) ))
Vivian: (( 10 + damage dealt + spell level ))
Vivian: (( hippo ))
Scout: (( indeed ))
tirkaroKujo: 	10 + 1/2 damage dealt + spell level
Scout: (( so yea- well still ))
Vivian: (( no, tirk ))
Vivian: (( that's for continous damage ))
Vivian: (( So...does she have to make TWO checks? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So « 10+25+8 = 10 + 25 + 8 = 43 »
Vivian: (( though the second is hilariously easy ))
Vivian: (( as it's only 1 bleed damage ))
Vivian: (( so like, 19 ))
Scout: (( mips ))
Vivian: (( >8th level spell ))
Vivian: (( jeebus ))
Scout: (( but yeah go ahea- ))
Scout: (( dear god ))
Merritt: (( pretty sure Unholy Aura is some kinda massive nerf ))
Merritt: (( But from the sound of it, only on Good characters? ))
Merritt: (( I dunno ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Meh, who cares
tirkaroKujo: 	The spell doesn't really have anything to do with alignments anyway
Scout: (( it's a massive BUFF apparently ))
Scout: (( to the caster ))
Scout: (( just deals 1d6 Str damage to Vivian if she attacks ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Okay srsly
Merritt: (( Stop googling the spells man ))
Scout: (( okay what's the problem with THAT (D) ))
Merritt: (( Really just stop saying the names ))
Merritt: (( CAUSE YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW EM ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Where the fuck does it list the main ability score modifier for monsters
Merritt: (( FUCK DO YOU MEAN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH THAT ))
Merritt: (( should be listed ))
Merritt: (( Somewhere ))
Merritt: (( In the description ))
Scout: (( man, we're going to know what it is once she nat 20s her roll anyhow ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Nazee Depot'
	Succubus: 	Energy Drain (Su) A succubus drains energy from a mortal she lures into an act of passion, such as a kiss. An unwilling victim must be grappled before the succubus can use this ability. The succubus's kiss bestows one negative level. The kiss also has the effect of a suggestion spell, asking the victim to accept another act of passion from the succubus. The victim must succeed on a DC 22 Will save to negate the suggestion. The DC is 22 for the Fortitude save to remove a negative level. These save DCs are Charisma-based.
	Succubus: 	So I assume she uses her Charisma for all her SLA
	Succubus: 	So...
	Succubus: 	If that thing has any SLAs
tirkaroKujo: 	This monster has an attack like that
	Succubus: 	that designate an ability modifier
	Succubus: 	Guess you use that
tirkaroKujo: 	and the save DC is Constitution-based
tirkaroKujo: 	I doubt any casters use thier constitution mods, but whatever
Succubus: (( well, shit ))
agidius is disconnected.
Succubus: (( probably a rule on it in the Beastiary ))
agidius has connected.
Scout: (( naw ))
tirkaroKujo: 	>monster’s spell-like abilities are presumed to be the sorcerer/wizard versions. If the spell in question is not a sorcerer/wizard spell, then default to cleric, druid, bard, paladin, and ranger, in that order.
tirkaroKujo: 	So Cleric
Succubus: (( m ))
Succubus: (( wait ))
Succubus: (( For creatures with spell-like abilities, a designated caster level defines how difficult it is to dispel their spell-like effects and to define any level-dependent variables (such as range and duration) the abilities might have. The creature's caster level never affects which spell-like abilities the creature has; sometimes the given caster level is lower than the level a spellcasting character would need to cast the spell of the same name. If no caster level is specified, the caster level is equal to the creature's Hit Dice. The saving throw (if any) against a spell-like ability is 10 + the level of the spell the ability resembles or duplicates + the creature's Charisma modifier. ))
Succubus: (( The hell ))
Succubus: (( So I guess unless specified ))
Succubus: (( it's Chr ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 1d20+4 = 16 + 4 = 20 » *Can only hope for nat 20*
Scout: (( sorry pal ))
Succubus: (( well you add your Caster Level too ))
Succubus: (( but yeah, still no ))
Scout: (( and also -2 from sicken prolly ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Merrit's turn
Scout: (( dunno if that AFFECTS concentration ))
Succubus: (( don't think that affects Concentration checks ))
	Merritt: 	*guess that's it*
	Merritt: 	*not using Glitterdust when you're right next to them*
Scout: (( Mage Armor still active? ))
Merritt: (( pahaha ))
Merritt: (( hell no ))
Scout: (( or, y'know, relevant to this ))
Merritt: (( Wait why would it be ))
Merritt: (( I never used it on you ))
Scout: (( was talking about using it on vivian ))
Scout: (( hippo ))
Merritt: (( And certainly didn't use it on anyone this morning, according to my spells used ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 1d20+21 = 15 + 21 = 36 »« 1d20+16 = 12 + 16 = 28 »« 1d20+11 = 3 + 11 = 14 » *Lashes at you with materialized spear* What a shame....
	Scout: 	*two sure do hit, they sure do*
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 2d6+10 = 8 + 10 = 18 »« 2d6+10 = 5 + 10 = 15 » +1bleed
	Scout: 	nngh! Seriously, the hell is up with everyone being able to see me all of a sudden?
	Scout: 	Ain't this stuff workin' right?
	Hidden Twin A: 	Don't expect anything to escape the vision of the great Mother, or her children.
tirkaroKujo: 	Skauts turn
	Scout: 	« 1d20+17 = 1 + 17 = 18 » 'cept maybe these papers. Yoink!
	Scout: 	*NAW*
Merritt: (( HAHAHAHA ))
Merritt: (( Hero Point? ))
	Scout: 	*SURE*
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah fak u
	Scout: 	« 1d20+17 = 18 + 17 = 35 » *HERO POINT ALL UP IN THIS BITCH*
Merritt: (( don't think you get a bonus simply for rerollin ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Did I even issue hero points
tirkaroKujo: 	Whateva
Scout: (( I used one before ))
Merritt: (( I unno, I assume so ))
Scout: (( against flying dude ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You did?
Merritt: (( I've never used em ))
Scout: (( in dream wor;d ))
Scout: (( l ))
Scout: (( not that it prevented me from rolling a 2 ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Whatevah
Merritt: (( if you don't want us to have em just say no ))
Merritt: (( not that hard ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, yeah, guess you got them.
Merritt: (( I've only ever used em on one occasion anyhow (HIPPO) ))
Merritt: (( Granted I used like two at a time, but whatevah ))
tirkaroKujo: 	By only like, 1 (D)
Merritt: (( Or no, Zach did too (HMM) ))
	Scout: 	*Ki point this time to run, run, run as fast as I can, enjoy your AoO anyhow*
Merritt: (( but*? ))
Merritt: (( cause if it's only 1 ))
Merritt: (( he's out ))
Merritt: (( and can't do that ))
Merritt: (( As you don't get em back simply for sleeping ))
Scout: (( we gained a level since I used my last one ))
Scout: (( hippo ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Wait, fuck are you talking about
Merritt: (( It was the Dream World wasn't it? ))
Merritt: (( > tirkaroKujo: By only like, 1 (D) ))
Merritt: (( Did you mean but there, not by ))
Merritt: (( or what ))
tirkaroKujo: 	For the record, I said you stole the papers by like, 1 point
Scout: (( or wait, was that abo- ))
tirkaroKujo: 	As her CMD is just that
Merritt: (( OH ))
Merritt: (( Okay ))
	Scout: 	*jesus christ*
	Scout: 	*yeah, running like a bitch, stab me*
	Merritt: 	...
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 1d2 = 2 » 1 and I hit
	Merritt: 	Why is he running AWAY from me....?
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 1d20+21 = 8 + 21 = 29 »
	Vivian: 	Maybe he's got some plan?
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 2d6+10 = 7 + 10 = 17 » +1bleed
	Scout: 	Argh! Okay, these damn papers had BETTER be worth it!
	Vivian: 	Uhh...whaddawe do?
	Merritt: 	Just wait, no point in fightan...
	Hidden Twin A: 	Oh, what a shame. He's now running from us?
	Merritt: 	*but yeah, she ain't attackin*
	Hidden Twin B: 	Mother will not stand for this.
	Merritt: 	*so go whoever is next*
Scout: (( you COULD make it less blatant that you want me to die, you know ))
Merritt: (( Nigger there is 0 reason for me to fight ))
Merritt: (( When you are booking it outta here ))
Merritt: (( I'm not fighting them alone ))
Scout: (( then teleport out of the building ))
Merritt: (( I CAN'T ))
Merritt: (( CAUSE VIVIAN CAN'T TELEPORT ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	Greater Teleport!
Merritt: (( Of course ))
Merritt: (( there IS a Concentration check for that ))
Merritt: (( From the Bleed damage ))
Scout: (( pfffffthahaahaha ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 1d20+4 = 12 + 4 = 16 » (D)
Scout: (( mfw you actually failed it ))
Merritt: (( that most certainly don't do it ))
Merritt: (( er wiat yes it does ))
Merritt: (( ADD YOUR DAMNED CASTER LEVEL ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	PFFFT RIGHT
	Scout: 	(FEDUP)
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 16+12 = 16 + 12 = 28 »
	Scout: 	*door to my left locked?
Merritt: (( Yes ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Locked pretty good
Merritt: (( Bolt into the GAS CHAMBER ))
Scout: (( just considering options (D) ))
Merritt: (( Man why do you not have Ghost STep (D) ))
Merritt: (( Shit's useful as fuck (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Although you could probably open it
tirkaroKujo: 	It's locked, but it doesn't look too much for you to handle
	Scout: 	>implying it isn't Twin A's turn
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, merrit gon do anyth- he will not
	Merritt: 	*actually it's my turn*
Merritt: (( Do I know where she actually went ))
Merritt: (( Cause to me it just looks like she ran ))
Merritt: (( and I have no idea where Scout IS ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Roll percep then
Scout: (( you didn't hear her yell "Greater Teleport"? ))
Merritt: (( you can percep a teleport? ))
Scout: (( man you really ARE deaf ))
Merritt: (( Well, YEAH ))
Merritt: (( But I don't know where she WENT ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Course not
Scout: (( sure don't look like she RAN though (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	She did not run obv
Merritt: (( Hell for all I know ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Shit, they can't run
	Merritt: 	*SHE IS PROBABLY GOING TO GET SOME FUCKING BACKUP*
tirkaroKujo: 	They hover int he air
Merritt: (( as in, fled (D) ))
Merritt: (( Wait ))
Merritt: (( She can't see Scout either ))
Merritt: (( fuck did she know where to teleport to ))
Scout: (( she can see my trail of blood ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed she can
Merritt: (( Ah, that'd do it ))
	Merritt: 	Do you know where he went...?
	Scout: 	*man, I am the WORST at giving DMs ideas*
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 9 + 12 = 21 »
	Vivian: 	No....
Vivian: (( Or rather, you have to make a Stealth check ))
Vivian: (( Against that ))
Scout: (( you can indeed not follow a trail of blood ))
Scout: (( gg ))
Vivian: (( with a +20 modifier on top of it ))
Vivian: (( When you got hit you were out of my line of sight ))
Vivian: (( How'm I supposed to see through walls (D) ))
Scout: (( I also ran back INTO your line of sight ))
Scout: (( y'know ))
Scout: (( DRIPPING BLOOD EVERYWHERE ))
Vivian: (( I unno, it's up to Tirk to decide ))
Vivian: (( really don't care anymore, you're kinda being an ass ))
	Scout: 	« 1d20+18+20 = 17 + 18 + 20 = 55 » watch this bucko, see how invisible I am
	Scout: 	pretty damn so huh
Scout: (( ain't my fault you're not visualizing the situation at all ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Sure, let's go with all that shit
Vivian: (( NIGGA I CAN'T SEE THROUGH WALLS AND I CAN'T SEE YOU ))
Vivian: (( I don't even remember you coming back into my line of sight once you got hit ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Obv you cannot see scout
Scout: (( you can see where the trail's going (D) ))
Vivian: (( But I unno, maybe you did ))
tirkaroKujo: 	and that peception roll is too low to see his blood trail
Scout: (( m ))
Scout: (( it'd probably be a survival check anyhow ))
Scout: (( so whatever ))
Merritt: (( that's for tracking stuff in the wild, I think I could make either here, but whatever ))
Merritt: (( They ave the same mods ))
Scout: (( mips ))
	Merritt: 	Well...guess we scram, too, and wait outside. Dimension Door!
tirkaroKujo: 	How far does that door go now
Merritt: (( up to 840 feet ))
tirkaroKujo: 	So you're going....outside?
Merritt: (( well yes, that's why I said I'd wait outside ))
Scout: (( that is indeed what I suggested ages ago and am now beginning to regret ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Meh, guess nobody will miss scout anyway
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah, you're outside
	Merritt: 	*that;'s a lotta feet*
	Hidden Twin B: 	I can still see your blood trail...so maybe this will be more accurate. Holy Burst!
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brink City it is quite RP heavy you see'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Brink City it is quite RP heavy you see'
tirkaroKujo: 	Requires a fort save
	Scout: 	« 1d20 = 13 » better recharge
	Scout: 	« 1d20+5 = 12 + 5 = 17 »
	Scout: 	m
tirkaroKujo: 	Naaah
	Vivian: 	*Guess I'll stay here*
	Vivian: 	*for the time being*
tirkaroKujo: 	« 3d6 = 15 » damage+sickened for « 1d6 = 1 » rounds
	Scout: 	guh... blurgh *pukes out blood*
	Hidden Twin A: 	*Slowly floats over to Scout* What a shame. Looks like your friends weren't there to help you.
Vivian: (( WHY CAN'T YOU GHOST STEP (FEDUP) ))
Scout: (( man I don't even know what that is ))
	Merritt: 	Wondah when he'll be out?
Scout: (( floating through walls I assume ))
Vivian: (( walking/running, but same thing ))
Vivian: (( just like ))
	Scout: 	Heh... heh, looks that way, don't it?
Vivian: (( use the Withdraw action unless you don't care about dyin ))
Vivian: (( doesn't provoke AoO ))
Scout: (( what is that, exactly ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 1d20+21 = 8 + 21 = 29 » Shame it had to be like this.
Vivian: (( Withdraw Withdrawing from melee combat is a full-round action. When you withdraw, you can move up to double your speed. The square you start out in is not considered threatened by any opponent you can see, and therefore visible enemies do not get attacks of opportunity against you when you move from that square. Invisible enemies still get attacks of opportunity against you, and you can't withdraw from combat if you're blinded. You can't take a 5-foot step during the same round in which you withdraw. If, during the process of withdrawing, you move out of a threatened square (other than the one you started in), enemies get attacks of opportunity as normal. You may not withdraw using a form of movement for which you don't have a listed speed. Note that despite the name of this action, you don't actually have to leave combat entirely. ))
Vivian: (( Well if you move past B she can AoO ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Bit too late now
tirkaroKujo: 	Hold on, need appropriate music for this.
Merritt: (( Shoulda run TOWARDS me ))
Merritt: (( Not away ))
Merritt: (( Lesson learned Agi (D) ))
Merritt: (( and get in the Synchtube ))
Merritt: (( this is your death, you should hear it (D) ))
Scout: (( I am in there (D) ))
Merritt: (( Wasn't showing you a second ago ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	« 2d6+10 = 7 + 10 = 17 »
	Scout: 	Aaaauuuugh!
	Scout: 	*three more bleed damage, haaahahaa one more HP and I would be dead right exactly now*
	Hidden Twin A: 	Well, I see it's over for you. Sorry it had to be like this. But we were only fufilling our duty.
	Scout: 	*huddles over the intel*
Merritt: (( Right, I didn't get that ))
	Hidden Twin B: 	Ssshhh. Only dreams now.
	Hidden Twin B: 	« 1d8+9+1d8+9 = 3 + 9 + 1 + 9 = 22 »
Merritt: (( Time to go rogue so The Allied Alliance doesn't kill me ))
	Scout: 	*bursts into gibs*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Nazee Depot'
	announcer: 	WE HAVE LOST THE INTELLIGENCE.
Merritt: (( basically ))
Merritt: (( Not even VS BEAR like Zach (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	xXXMother_ElizabethamarieXXx is DOMINATING Agidius
Merritt: (( Killed by a couple of women (D) ))
Scout: (( this happened because I did exactly what you suggested (D) ))
Scout: (( stop suggesting things (D) ))
Merritt: (( YOU RAN AWAY FROM ME ))
Merritt: (( NOT TOWARDS ME ))
Merritt: (( WHY WOULD RUN AWAY FROM THE GUY WHO CAN TELEPORT 1100 MILES? ))
Scout: (( I figured that was how I was getting out (fedup) ))
Scout: (( and you and Vivian would just teleport out like slow, slow hippos ))
tirkaroKujo: 	But yes
	Scout: 	*whatever, 30 seconds until Intel resets*
tirkaroKujo: 	I am sure Thrice is now jumping for joy
Merritt: (( If you had come to me I'd have teleported you out (D) ))
	Scout: 	*or so*
tirkaroKujo: 	As this session just proved he fucking HATES Scout
Merritt: (( I'm not running in to save someone that I don't know is even dyin ))
Merritt: (( AND I DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GOING TO FIGHT THEM ))
Merritt: (( I THOUGHT HE WAS GOING TO JOIN THEM AND BETRAY ME (D) ))
agidius: 	no
Merritt: (( But whatevah, don't matter much anymore ))
agidius: 	YOU thought that
agidius: 	Merritt didn't (D)
Merritt: (( Merritt has 14 Int ))
agidius: 	unless he did
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 » Knowledge: Planes
Merritt: (( Nope, I know nothing about Twin A if Planes is the right check ))
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+6 = 2 + 6 = 8 »
Merritt: (( haha ))
agidius: 	*guess I'll play TF2 then*
agidius: 	*enjoy getting the intel again*
Merritt: (( Haha, they have greater teleport ))
Merritt: (( They're already gone ))
tirkaroKujo: 	THE ENEMY HAS THE AUSTRAILIUM
agidius: 	that is a terrible game mode (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	It probably is
agidius: 	and yes, do whatever wrap up such and such with Vivian/Merritt
	Merritt: 	*Nigger I'm still waiting for yo ass*
	Merritt: 	Slowest ninja in the world...
agidius: (( If I'd had my boots of speed which I took away because I'd expected you to haste me, ever ))
	Vivian: 	Ya dink he's alright...?
	Hidden Twin A: 	WHAT A PITIFUL WASTE OF A HUMAN LIFE
	Merritt: 	He was invisible, if he managed to DIE, I'm not srue what tah think.
	Amby: 	Oh, there you are. So, how's life treatin' you now?
	Amby: 	I'm pretty sure we gotta jet from this place. You waiting for something?
	Merritt: 	Huh?! Oh, you...yeah, waitin for Blue.
	Merritt: 	Don't even know where he went.
	Amby: 	Well, I wish you luck with that. This doesn't seem like a safe place to stay around, so I'm scadaddling from this block.
	Merritt: 	Well, hold ya horses for a second. I can get ya outta here a lot fastah than walkin.
	Vivian: 	We just gotta wait for Blue...
	Amby: 	Hmm? Well fine, not like these Nazis waddling around in a panic are threatening anymore.
	Amby: 	Though I do wonder....
	Merritt: 	Well, he WAS fightin those twin girls, but he turned invisible and scrammed, didn't see im again.
tirkaroKujo: 	Suddenly, the ever-comforting image of the holy twins show up in the middle of the mass carnage.
	Hidden Twin A: 	*Flying in the air, pointing towards the mass hysteria* Do not worry everyone. All is peaceful now, under the command of the great Mother.
	Merritt: 	Wha-?! Well, shit, you couldn't find him eithah....?
	Hidden Twin B: 	Brink City belongs to us now....
tirkaroKujo: 	The girls look down and notice you.
	Hidden Twin A: 	Oh. It's the other sinner. Isn't that wonderful.
	Merritt: 	« 1d20+2 = 15 + 2 = 17 »
	Hidden Twin B: 	Ah. What an unfortunate place to catch us in.
	Vivian: 	« 1d20+12 = 5 + 12 = 17 »
	Vivian: 	*Do I notice that they have the papers with that 17*
	Hidden Twin B: 	Perhaps this is not the time for a fight. Not now at least. We have other things to do.
	Hidden Twin B: 	*Flies down and throws blood-stained papers on the ground* Here. Your friend was clutching at this pathetically before he left us.
	Merritt: 	...wah...What?
	Hidden Twin A: 	It must be really important for him...for whatever reason.
	Hidden Twin A: 	We figured you would want to hold onto his legacy.
Merritt: (( This is a lederhosen catalogue! ))
Merritt: (( Dammit Blue, you ))
Merritt: (( 're useless (D) ))
	Vivian: 	He..left yah? Whaddaya mean...?
	Hidden Twin A: 	Oh, you know. He's gone now. Gone to...wherever villainous sinners usually go to.
	Hidden Twin A: 	When they leave the mortal plane anyway.
	Hidden Twin A: 	Don't worry. His body is safe in the hands of Elizabethamarie. His blood will be half donated to a bank and half used for great holy rituals.
	Hidden Twin A: 	We're still not sure what to do with his organs though.
	Hidden Twin B: 	Can we make them into cookies?
Merritt: (( you cannibal agi ))
agidius: (( ...mfw they're Koko reskins ))
agidius: (( man I already ate the bacon and grits ))
agidius: (( ain't like it's new ))
	Hidden Twin A: 	Only after purifying it from sin of course.
	Merritt: 	...so he just up and died...? Dammit...lets's get outta here! *grabs intel*
	Vivian: 	Wha-what? But we gotta stop dese two!
	Hidden Twin B: 	At least he did not die in vain.
	Merritt: 	No need...let's go!
	Merritt: 	*wel, best AoO me*
	Amby: 	H-hey...wh-what's? Hell is going on!?
	Merritt: 	*If you can*
	Hidden Twin B: 	*Nigger did you not just read that they were not going to fight you here (D)*
	Merritt: 	Might be a little off....*grabs her arm* Teleport!
	Merritt: 	« 1d100 = 35 » ohboyherewego
Merritt: (( whoo no failure ))
Merritt: (( Pretty sure that'll take me right to the base ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Dayum son
Merritt: (( but I guess that's for next session ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Indeed it is
tirkaroKujo: 	So yeah
tirkaroKujo: 	MISSION 1 COMPRETE
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDqtl7VH_qs
	Merritt: 	Basically
tirkaroKujo: 	And all it took was PC murdering Agi in cold blood for it to happen
	Merritt: 	Hey, I didn't think we were gonnafight
	Merritt: 	Then he decided to fight
	Merritt: 	and I misses the init
	Merritt: 	and you did not let me init
	Merritt: 	so I just didn't init
	Merritt: 	I sitll don't know why we actually fought them
	Merritt: 	or he did
	Merritt: 	Hell, fuck talking over dinner
	Merritt: 	Just UP AND SNATCH THE DOC
agidius: 	>fought them
	Merritt: 	RIGHT THERE
	Merritt: 	FORGET EVEN ROLLING INI
	Merritt: 	T
agidius: 	I went to inform you punks of the situation (D)
	Merritt: 	SLeight of Hand man
	Merritt: 	SLEIGHT OF HAND
agidius: 	You just
agidius: 	literally refuse to do anything to help
agidius: 	ever
	Merritt: 	What was I supposed to do
tirkaroKujo: 	Pffft, stop pretendin'
	Merritt: 	I was waiting for you to COME BACK TO ME
	Merritt: 	SO I COULD TELEPORT US OUT
tirkaroKujo: 	Yesterday you made it blatantly obvious you wanted Scout to die horribly.
agidius: 	You said, essentially
	Merritt: 	BUT YOU JUST RUN THE OPPOSITE FUCKING WAY
agidius: 	"Take the intel and run"
	Merritt: 	Yes
tirkaroKujo: 	Everything was intentional
	Merritt: 	But
agidius: 	how else am I supposed to interpret that
	Merritt: 	That idea should have come to YOU
	Merritt: 	Fight
	Merritt: 	First*
	Merritt: 	They're just standing there with the document we need
agidius: 	man, you were still PMSing about random documents
	Merritt: 	And you sit down
	Merritt: 	and chat
	Merritt: 	instead of just grabbing it
agidius: 	YES, TO GIVE YOUR ASSES TIME TO GET THE HELL OVER THERE
	Merritt: 	and then running over and telling me to GTFO of there
agidius: 	AND GET MORE INFO
agidius: 	Jesus, are you that dense?
	Merritt: 	WHY
	Merritt: 	WOUDL YOU NEED
	Merritt: 	TO TELL ME ANYTHING?
	Merritt: 	THEY ARE IN FRONT OF YOU
	Merritt: 	THEY HAVE THE DOCUMENT
	Merritt: 	WHY WOULD YOU SIT DOWN, HAVE TEA
	Merritt: 	THEN RUN TO ME
	Merritt: 	TELL ME YOU'RE HAVING TEA
	Merritt: 	THEN GO BACK, GRAB THE DOCUMENT, AND RUN AWAY FROM ME
	Merritt: 	NONE OFTHAT MADE ANY SENSE AT ALL
agidius: 	because you told me to
	Merritt: 	I told you to go get the document, yes
	Merritt: 	AFTER YOU HAD SAT DOWN AND HAD TEA
	Merritt: 	INSTEAD OF GETTING THE DOCUMENT
	Merritt: 	SHIT MAN
	Merritt: 	I THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR JOB
	Merritt: 	And I was searching for data on prisoners (D)
	Merritt: 	Cause I need to actually FIND my friends at some point maybe
	Merritt: 	Speaking of which roll that Linguistics check
	Merritt: 	It's a +11 apparently
tirkaroKujo: 	Agi had tea, whilst PC was purposefully dicking around just to get Agi killed
Merritt: (( Has to be in secret ))
	Merritt: 	Man I planned to do that shit the whole time
tirkaroKujo: 	This mission was doomed from the start
	Merritt: 	Not my fault I rolled 30 3s in a row
	Merritt: 	Like why else would I even bother with STORMING THE NAZI BASE unless it had something to do with me
	Merritt: 	I ain't gonna do that shit for ten gp
	Merritt: 	But no, I was not actively trying to kill Scout
	Merritt: 	I literally did not think I would need to fight anything
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.mangareader.net/1113-40874-37/otoyomegatari/chapter-1.html
tirkaroKujo: 	That whore
agidius: 	Well
agidius: 	I guess you were right
agidius: 	you DIDN'T need to fight anything
agidius: 	just watch
tirkaroKujo: 	But hey
tirkaroKujo: 	Least you have that backup
	Merritt: 	I still have no idea why you didn't just snatch the document first off
	Merritt: 	You are Scout
	Merritt: 	You shouldn't need me to tell you to grab the intel
agidius: 	Also
agidius: 	>10 int
agidius: 	you really expect me to come up with that plan
	Merritt: 	That's average
agidius: 	(D)
	Merritt: 	YES
	Merritt: 	I EXPECT A THUG
	Merritt: 	WHO WENT THERE TO STEAL THE INTEL
	Merritt: 	TO FUCKING STEAL THE INTEL (D)
	Merritt: 	Now brb
tirkaroKujo: 	OH SHIT
tirkaroKujo: 	OH SHIT
tirkaroKujo: 	THE NAMCO SITE
tirkaroKujo: 	IT WAS JOJO RELATED
tirkaroKujo: 	JOJO
agidius: 	Yeah we've all seen it
tirkaroKujo: 	HOLY SHIT
agidius: 	Bandai is a troll
agidius: 	good thing I don't work tomorrow
agidius: 	and that the character I had in mind ties in to today's events
agidius: 	somehow
	Merritt: 	Wait, what?
	Merritt: 	Link
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOPqmpzlAE8&feature=player_embedded
tirkaroKujo: 	OH GOD
tirkaroKujo: 	IT'S SO SEXY
tirkaroKujo: 	SO SEEEXY
tirkaroKujo: 	IM CUMMIN
	Merritt: 	Damn son
	Merritt: 	Sad it don't include Part 8 though
	Merritt: 	I think there's a part 8
agidius: 	so
tirkaroKujo: 	There is
	Merritt: 	Also dem jojo crackahs
agidius: 	the hell does this have to do with ancient greece
tirkaroKujo: 	But it's too early
	Merritt: 	Nigga it's Jojo
	Merritt: 	It has to do with basicalyl every part of the world, ever
	Merritt: 	Even ones that don't actually exist
tirkaroKujo: 	Pretty much
	Merritt: 	Cause alternate universe
	Merritt: 	Sadly it will never into the US
	Merritt: 	Unless they rename all the characters or something
tirkaroKujo: 	It's Namco
tirkaroKujo: 	When was the last time they could ever into localizing
	Merritt: 	True enough
tirkaroKujo: 	Esp for a manga that has pretty much zero presence in the west
	Merritt: 	No idea WTF the cow was about though
	Merritt: 	I think one got gibbed at some point
	Merritt: 	So what IS your backup anyhow
	Merritt: 	I 100% it is the same exact class as mine
	Merritt: 	assume*
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh hey
tirkaroKujo: 	There's also gonna be a new anime
tirkaroKujo: 	Hell
tirkaroKujo: 	There's going to be an anime
	Merritt: 	It'll probably be ass (FEDUP)
tirkaroKujo: 	What a surprise
	Merritt: 	Or were the OVAs good
tirkaroKujo: 	The first OVAs were good
	Merritt: 	Then again
tirkaroKujo: 	The ones released afterwards were pretty mediocre
tirkaroKujo: 	Also, they were ordered strangely
	Merritt: 	At least it's not magical girls
	Merritt: 	So it HAS to be better than any popular anime released in the last ten years
tirkaroKujo: 	As in, the first OVAs, released in 1993, covered the end of part 3, from Iggy's intro to the Dio Fight.
	Merritt: 	Besides maybe Fate/Zero, but one could potentially count that as anime girls anyhow.
	Merritt: 	magical girls*
tirkaroKujo: 	While the second OVAs, released in the 2000s, covered the first half.
	Merritt: 	Or Gurren Lagann, I suppose
	Merritt: 	but I am not entirely sure if that was actually popular
	Merritt: 	anywhere besides the internet
	Merritt: 	And then agi did
	Merritt: 	e
agidius: 	naw
agidius: 	TF'2
agidius: 	the only place where Scout lives
tirkaroKujo: 	and dies
agidius: 	but he can be reborn there
agidius: 	(fedup)
	Merritt: 	Technically he can here too
	Merritt: 	But not if they make you into cookies
	Merritt: 	Unless I just get Hughes in here
	Merritt: 	And level him to like, level 16-18
	Merritt: 	and use True Resurrection or Miracle
	Merritt: 	Both of which are fucking expensive (D)
agidius: 	>implying scouts ain't dime-a-dozen punks anyhow
	Merritt: 	Still though, what IS your backup
	Merritt: 	I assume Nadia againe
	Merritt: 	-e
	Merritt: 	e
	Merritt: 	f
	Merritt: 	g
	Merritt: 	14
agidius: 	pfft
agidius: 	like I'm telling you (D)
	Merritt: 	Well you at least need to tell Tirk
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tirkaroKujo: 	http://images.4chan.org/vg/src/1341473898846.gif
	Finne: 	I evne told him about Finne
tirkaroKujo: 	Agi's backup
	Finne: 	And I didn't even know Finne was going to be a thing
tirkaroKujo: 	I don't remember you telling me about Finne beforehand actually
	Finne: 	I assume he's the gay one on the right
	Finne: 	Actually, I'm not sure if I said anything about his class (HMM)
	Finne: 	wait
	Finne: 	obv I did
	Finne: 	I had to get permission to USE it
	Finne: 	Because Ultimate Magic
	Finne: 	Think it was in Private Chat though
	Finne: 	And he can't be the one on the left
	Finne: 	that's Asher/Usopp (D)
tirkaroKujo: 	Seriously
	Finne: 	I at least know I told you I was using a backup
tirkaroKujo: 	Gyro just has a fucking Horse install
tirkaroKujo: 	Jesus christ that's awesome
	Finne: 	I think MT knew too but I unno
	Finne: 	Horses indeed
	Finne: 	http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1341469485499.png
	Finne: 	just replace OP with Agi
agidius: 	obv
tirkaroKujo: 	>Implying that's not every MYMer ever
	Finne: 	Well yes
	Finne: 	but it still holds true for Agi
	Finne: 	AGI'S CHARACTERS VS PC'S CHARACTERS, IN ORDER OF LEFT-RIGHT APPEARANCE http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1341469762887.png
	Finne: 	Though sadly
	Finne: 	the only person to play Lawful Good was Tirk
	Finne: 	and technically me, but Finne was just really horrifically bad at being good
	Finne: 	And yes even I think Lawful Good can be done well
	Finne: 	just not Paladins who randomly kill shoplifting kids
	Finne: 	AKA, every Paladin
	Hidden Twin A: 	But yes
	Hidden Twin A: 	You murdercated Scout
	Hidden Twin A: 	how does that feel
	Finne: 	I didn't do anything
	Finne: 	That's how he died
	Finne: 	I'm technically innocent
	Finne: 	But no srsly
	Hidden Twin A: 	Neglect is still a form of abuse
	Finne: 	He made some pretty stupid decisions there
	Finne: 	Tirk saying that she needs to take her kids to school is abuse
	Finne: 	Abuse means nothing
	Hidden Twin A: 	http://images.4chan.org/a/src/1341468783695.png
	Hidden Twin A: 	PC: Doc Louis, Agi: Little Mac, Dio: Tirk
	Finne: 	is that actually little mac
	Finne: 	Thought it was Super Punch-Out!
	Finne: 	But probably just palette swap
	Finne: 	But yes
	Finne: 	Blaming me for Agi's death
	Finne: 	Is like blaming Ci for Finne's
	Finne: 	all of Finne's deaths
	Finne: 	every one
agidius: (( man, I come up with about a bazillion ways to handle every situation and share them in OoC ))
agidius: (( you could at least do the same every once in a while ))
Finne: (( Well DON'T DO THAT ))
Finne: (( Just do whatever the hell you want ))
	Finne: 	That's how I---
	Finne: 	Actually no
	Finne: 	That's EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE of how I do it
	Finne: 	I was fucking Lapdog Good
agidius: 	you are my exact opposite
agidius: 	I always come up with ways things can work
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	Hughes: 	now me
agidius: 	you come up with reasons why they can't
agidius: 	(fedup)
	Hughes: 	I just did whatever the hell I wanted to
	Hughes: 	Naw, I come up with lotsa ideas
	Hughes: 	Some good, some bad
	Hughes: 	like stabbing myself in the heart
	Hughes: 	But I don't really share them TOO much
	Hughes: 	I do sometimes
	Hughes: 	But i prefer to let other people think up their own shit
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	Zach: 	Guess I was Neutral Good
	Hughes: 	or well I did whatever I wanted to so long as it wasn't evil
	Hughes: 	because, y'know, I don't really like playing evil characters
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	Neil: 	Though I DO have a Chaotic Neutral character statted
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	Arte: 	Two actually
	Arte: 	Though Arte is more the "do what I want" kind and Neil is more "do what others don't want" kind
	Hidden Twin A: 	Seriously
	Hidden Twin A: 	There has ot be some Pathfinder Class that can just horse install
	Hidden Twin A: 	That isn't a summoner
agidius: 	how do I install a horse
	Arte: 	Uhh...Cavalier?
agidius: 	what kind of adaptor would I need
	Arte: 	If you don't go Beast Rider
	Hidden Twin A: 	Ah fuck it, it'll probably be a summoner
	Arte: 	Which you should
	Arte: 	Or like.....
	Arte: 	Maybe just anyhting with Moutn
	Arte: 	hippo
	Arte: 	Oh
	Arte: 	Paladin
	Arte: 	duh
	Hidden Twin A: 	Oh right
	Arte: 	Pretty sure they get the choice of a summonable Celestial Mount or somethin else
	Arte: 	Or AntiPaladin
	Hidden Twin A: 	I'm...pretty sure there was something that allowed them to summon horses
	Arte: 	I think they can summon any damned thing they want
	Arte: 	Horses are shit tier
	Arte: 	Why would they be banned
	Arte: 	The second type of bond allows a paladin to gain the service of an unusually intelligent, strong, and loyal steed to serve her in her crusade against evil. This mount is usually a heavy horse (for a Medium paladin) or a pony (for a Small paladin), although more exotic mounts, such as a boar, camel, or dog are also suitable. This mount functions as a druid's animal companion, using the paladin's level as her effective druid level. Bonded mounts have an Intelligence of at least 6.
	Arte: 	So yea
	Arte: 	h
	Arte: 	Horse is basically the default
	Arte: 	Unless you want to CAMEL INSTALL
	Arte: 	Which woudl be amazing
	Arte: 	Once per day, as a full-round action, a paladin may magically call her mount to her side. This ability is the equivalent of a spell of a level equal to one-third the paladin's level. The mount immediately appears adjacent to the paladin. A paladin can use this ability once per day at 5th level, and one additional time per day for every 4 levels thereafter, for a total of four times per day at 17th level. At 11th level, the mount gains the celestial template and becomes a magical beast for the purposes of determining which spells affect it. At 15th level, a paladin's mount gains spell resistance equal to the paladin's level + 11.
	Arte: 	So yeah, you just summon it
	Hidden Twin A: 	Neat
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	Zach: 	in terms of Lawfulness
	Zach: 	I'd have to rate my characters about like that
	Zach: 	Not sure where Merritt goes
	Zach: 	due to the essence of this campaign
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	Zach: 	Spiesel and Tessa do not count
	Zach: 	as I have no idea about them
	Hidden Twin A: 	The Alignment system is basically meaningless in this campaign
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	Dark Finne: 	Guess I'd be over here
	Hidden Twin A: 	Though by default, you're counted as a form of Evil
	Dark Finne: 	maybe higher though
	Hidden Twin A: 	When it comes to spells and the like
	Dark Finne: 	Maybe lower actually, I did kind of hate orders
	Dark Finne: 	But still
	Dark Finne: 	Wasn't too bad
	Weston: 	Shit did I even end up on the Lawful side
	Weston: 	Good lord my characters are all Chaotic
	Daimon: 	FUCK I'M A BARBARIAN
	Daimon: 	I CAN'T EVEN BE LAWFUL
	Vance: 	And yes, the rest of them are just below the Rogue
	Lionel 1: 	Good lord I never updated Lionel's token