Matress Bitch

I am the matress bitch
I don't know if I can eat one,
I can eat five
I'll eat your whole matress
Mofuckers don't belive me
Then call me the night
And I'll eat your matress
Matress
I am the matress bitch
I'm filled up with foam
I'm coming over to eat every bed in your home
I don't eat the pillows
I don't eat the sheets
I stand outside eating foam in the streets
Even when I shit, I eat that too
Little mattress pieces come out in my poo
I wake up in the morning start eatin', grubbin'
One time I ate a spring and I had my throat bleeding, feening
For water bed to wash down
I'm biggest, baddest, bitch around town
Oh Shit!
That's a big piece,
I like my foam with lotsa hair grease
Catch me on that block with handful chewin
Accomplishing my dreams, what the fuck you think I'm doing
I'll eats your bed,
I'm a bed
I eat it up
Straight swallow it up
And I ain't the one up in the house cleaning,
I'm in my room working up a sweat eatin'
Fuck my family, they so weak
Moms on me tuf, so when room I gotta sneak
I got the worlds gayest brother
He weak just like my mother
Damn this foam tastes good
I think I'll have another
Twin
Full
Queen
King
Naa man it's cool,
You can keep that box spring
Sili
Sorta
Sterns a fosta fam,
Imma eat em all baby
Thats the mothafucking plan
Fuck everyone who don't belive in me
Kiss me on that dub fucking jaboody

I gotta take a shit,
Jennifer already clogged hers
And now she clogged mine
She clogged the whole toilet
Then she ate a my bed and that shit ain't right
She'll eat your matress
What what?
Matress
Uhu uhu.
She'll eat your matress
Jennifer you could fucking stop all the drama
Unclog the toilet right damn now, or imma tell momma
Darius,
On the motherfucking song
Remember me
I wasn't in the episode long
I know matress bitch
I'm the lil bro
She ate my bed up
Now I got no where to smash hoes
Yes, so what I got some big ass teeth
Fuck around and you'll get bit
If you got beef with me
Don't belive me
Say something else fam
Can't be no beaver
Cause I don't really give a damn
I give my sister no respect
How the fuck she's supposed to live as inanimate object
She don't even care
How I fucking feel
You wanna be a matress
Bitch get real
Callin' me weak
How the fuck you gonna glow
You probably got foam
Stuck all up in your throat
That's no joke
The way you cram it down you probably choke
Can't you eat some normal like burger with a coke.

Listen I just want your telephone fleek.

Yo Doc,
what the fuck do you think?

I don't how to say this, but you are gonna fucking die
and it's too late to change. So don't even fucking try
I'm a doctor
With a Ph
D
I also walk around with a pretty huge D
What made you think you could live life this way
Eatin' matress pieces every single day
May
I
Prescribe a little something for your
Fat
Ass
And make few bucks even
If
you die
Eight in the morning and my day just getting starting
coz I got other appointments
I still get a paycheck
If you die tonight
But I gotta lie n say it's
Allright
Feel me on this
Your death gonna be painful
But we are gonna sell your body
There is no need to be wasteful
Make it a quick buck
That's what I'm all about
You still don't understand
Well let me spell it out
D-E-A-D B-I-T-C-H
And I'm steady getting
M-O-N-E-Y
twentyfour motherfucking seven
Hopefully you learn a fucking lesson
Now, just let me get this point across
In truly
I'm sorry for her loss
In life you don't have to eat it to be it
Just don't eat a matress
What the fuck are you doing
Quit it
X-Rays
Measurements
You broke my fucking scale
Oh Shit lunch time
Sorry, I gotta bail
But.. eh good luck with the matress thing
and the songs not over 'til the fat lady sings
Uh.. Jennifer
Oh fuck.. uh
Shes dead
Yea
Oh well