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- 20something/ DUDEBRO / THE COOLEST HEIGHT (aka 5'10)
- He's here. He's there. Holy shit he's on the ceiling. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It's the long lost jackass. The stuntman of stuntmen. It's... Salmon?
- Imagine a dude with hair that was meant to be dyed a bright red but ended up a sort of washy pink, a neon red leather jacket, a pair of sunglasses and a stupid sunglass tan on his face. Now put that dude on a motorbike and picture him doing a wheelie right into your heart. And there you have him.
- He made a fortune doing stunts for various different action movies and after a rather embarrassing accident involving a ferret and some whipped cream he decided to take a break in his career and retire to his beach house somewhere sunny and secluded.
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