Ing Meets Pheenoh in Real Life

  It was an abso-bloody-lutely beautiful day outside in Tennessee, where our top bloke, William "Pheenoh" McMeano resides, narrated Mayberg. Pheenoh was spending this day in his dark room, completely cut off from civilization to browse imgur all day (and night). Feeling the urge to try to squeeze satisfaction out of his Twilight Princess world record, he decided to chat amongst the most sociable and neurotypical, non-autistic people on the planet--SDA. On the TP forums, Pheenoh saw an ad to increase dick length 4 inches. After browsing the link for 45 minutes, he came back to SDA and tried increasing his e-peen 4 inches by calling his biggest competition, ingx24, out. This is what Pheenoh posted:

  "hey guys im pheenoh. as u may no there is some1 out there who is trying to get a world record dlrldlrdllr in tp. now im not going to say who but this guy wants to take mst wr. little does this guy who im not going to name know, getting world record in this game is real shit. so here is the definition for this category i dont play that is legit because me and my friends talked about it for hours. mst is beat all dungeosn. also person i was talking about is ing."

  Ingx24, who was refreshing the TP thread 24/7, saw this post immediately, and was outraged. He swiftly responded:

  "Shut the fuck up, I will end you. Meet me irl fuckhead."

  This was Pheenoh's chance to beat the fuck out of his only competition, he was ready. He traveled to IngLand to meet ing face to face. Immediately upon entering ing's house, they took a look into each other's eyes and quickly stared away. They stood in awkward silence for 3 hours until ing got a random boner. He hid it as smoothly as he could by saying "you remind me of this hot girl in my class." Pheenoh stared at ing's boner until it died down 20 seconds later. That's when Pheenoh got the idea of talking to ing through irc.

<Pheenoh> youre going down faggot
<ingx24> i will beat the living fuck out of you
<Pheenoh> say that to my face fucker, not the computer and see what happens

They looked up at each other for a brief moment.

<ingx24> sorry im shy
<ingx24> this might be a bit awkward to ask but
<ingx24> will you be my friend?
<Pheenoh> OH my God! ive been waiting for someone to ask me that since the day i was born! lets be best friends. FOreveR!!!! :D :D :D
<ingx24> ok. now what
<Pheenoh> fuck if i know

Ing's mom came in the room with 3 dicks in her mouth (somehow) and she was as drunk as ing when he showers. "get your faggot boyfriend out of the house Steven Spielberg Brown" she typed. Apparently they chat through irc. Ing and Pheenoh were then kicked out of the house, and forced to the outside world. Something they had only heard rumors of.

"What the fuck do we do now?" they asked each other, puzzled. "Let's play Zelda IRL!!!!" suggested Pheenoh. "I'll be Zelda and you can rescue me" Ing continued. They proceeded to get naked and make out. However, due to having no experience, their idea of making out was sticking their weiners in each others belly buttons and peeing inside it. By now about 50 bystanders were present, either confused or really fucking high.

Later that day, they somehow got to the mall, ready to shop their balls off. Being speedrunners, they immediately raced to the food court, but ran out of breath 10 steps in. When they finally made it to the food court, they were far too tired to eat. There was a table with 2 sexy girls, you could see pheenohs boner through his gym shorts. Ing got a boner too, by looking at Pheenoh's.