[FR, Silly] Mad Libido: A Flutterrape Mad Lib

For anyone who doesn't know how to play, you write down a word that fits the description of the number. For example, number 1 asks for an adjective, like "stunning." Write down your choices and fit them into the story when the corresponding number shows up. That's pretty much all there is to it.
Note: Any time I ask for a verb, I'm asking for a verb that does not end with -ing (excluding #10).

1. adjective
2. noun
3. verb
4. plural noun
5. verb
6. verb
7. noun
8. number
9. plural body part
10. verb ending with -ing
11. expletive
12. pony name
13. adjective
14. liquid
15. onomatopoeia
16. adjective
17. noun
18. adjective
19. pony body part
20. verb
21. plural noun
22. adjective
23. verb
24. pony body part
25. adjective
26. animal
27. body part















>Day    1       2    in Equestria.
>Wake up.
>Shit. Shower. Shave.
>And just for the hell of it, today you    3    too.
>...
>Ugh.
>You're never doing that again.
>Too many broken    4    for your liking.
>Anywho...
>Time for some breakfast.
>   5    down the stairs, being extra careful not to    6    the    7    like last time.
>You don't want to spend another    8    days in the hospital.
>You aren't made of bits.
>Or unbreakable    9    either apparently.
>Make it down the stairs in one piece.
>Bow to your imaginary audience.
>Hear imaginary    10   .
>Imaginary audience must be in a bad mood today.
>You totally stuck that landing.
>Oh well.
>   11    them.
>Head to the kitchen.
>Pour a bowl of    12    Puffs.
>They're Magically    13   !™
>Douse that shit in    14   .
>What?
>You're an exotic (ie. the only) man and you have exotic (ie. weird) tastes.
>Then you hear the all-too-familiar    15    coming from your front door.
>Wait...
>That's not familiar at all...
>Still, it can only mean one thing.
>Sigh, stand up, walk over, and open the door.
>There stands Fluttershy wearing a    16       17    and beaming at you with her goofy smile.
>"H-Hi, Anon..."
>Your    18    face tells all.
>"Is a mare who follows detailed instructions about how to attract a stallion your fetish?"
>She grins again.
>You can see her    19    start to    20   .
>Nearly puke.
Fluttershy... why...
>She produces a black and yellow book.
>It reads: "Mating for    21   "
>She flips through the pages.
>Step One: Wake up nice and early. Stallions like a mare who's productive.
>Step Two: Make sure to take a    22    bath. Don't forget to    23    behind your    24   !
>Step Three: Be confident! Practice what you're going to say in the mirror. Try this: 'I am    25   , like the mighty    26   !'
>Step Four: Wear a    16       17   .
>Step Five: Enjoy that sweet monkey... er... stallion    27   !
>She looks up at you, smiling.
Who in their right mind would write this crap?
>Look at the cover.
>Written by Fluttershy.
>Of course.
Fucking Fluttershy.