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- >SPLASH
- >"Don't worry, sugardick! I'll protect you from this bitch!"
- "What? Oh, Celestia, get out of the water!"
- >"I'll get her! Nopony makes googly eyes with MY stallion!"
- "It's not making ANY sort of eyes with me, Celly-belly. That's an infat-"
- >"I'll rip your feathers off!"
- "That's an inflatable swan, sweetie! Luna, Moonlight, talk some sense into your sister. We're gonna be late for dinner."
- >>"Steel thyself, sister! We shalt aid thee in battle! The danger posed to our stallion most sweet will be defeated!"
- >SPLASH
- "Goddammit, you two."
- >Anon, tragically, was not blind before he came to Equestria
- >Was found by changelings as soon a he arrived and was brought into their underground tunnels
- >Anon just thought it was really dark down there and that the changelings had night vision
- >Didn't even realize that they had walked outside until a changeling asked him why he was staring at the sun
- >Just about every male villain in the history of Equestria has been some combination of bluebeaning, frigid, prude, stallionist, homo horse, or all of the above.
- >Even Discord, who couldn't give less of a shit about ponies stuffy attitudes regarding sex, enjoyed bluebeaning mares just for the lulz.
- >Not very conducive to attracting minion mares and making them want to stay around.
- >Anon, by comparison, spends more time tending to his herd of minions than actually causing much villainy himself.
- >The mares do most of troublemaking for him.
- >Some of them get a little overzealous, and he has to get them to take it down a notch.
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