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- [01:12] -- recreantOctopus [RO] began pestering peripateticMeddler [PM] at 01:12 --
- [01:12] RO: hey Cephus
- [01:12] PM: Oh, C!rr!n. H!.
- [01:13] PM: Need someth!ng?
- [01:13] RO: yeah
- [01:13] RO: Siskus told you where you are in the chain?
- [01:13] PM: Well, shoot.
- [01:14] PM: Yup, just yestern!ght. @pp@rently !'m go!ng to be your server.
- [01:14] PM: Wh!ch !'m perfectly f!ne w!th. Could've been worse.
- [01:14] RO: true
- [01:15] RO: the servers supposed to be resonsible for the other guys safety
- [01:15] RO: or so CIRRIN RUNFAR heard
- [01:15] RO: havent really paid attention to the details of this game
- [01:15] PM: Hey, no worr!es. ! prom!se ! won't mess th!ngs up too b@dly.
- [01:15] PM: @nd ! h@ven't been p@y!ng too close @ttent!on e!ther, so... we're pretty much even on th@t one.
- [01:16] PM: From wh@t l!ttle ! he@r !t's pretty much @ usu@l FL@RP-style g@me.
- [01:16] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR also heard it involves the players hives
- [01:17] PM: ... !t m!ght.
- [01:17] RO: er in which case CIRRIN RUNFARs hive is kind of a dump
- [01:18] PM: Well, then there's no poss!ble w@y ! c@n mess !t up even more.
- [01:18] PM: So don't worry your l!ttle th!nkp@n @bout !t, !t's @ll under control.
- [01:18] RO: yeah
- [01:18] PM: @nd ! prom!se ! won't m!nd the mess too much.
- [01:19] RO: well your right that you cant make things worse
- [01:19] RO: hey whats your hive like?
- [01:20] PM: !t's... not much.
- [01:20] PM: ! l!ve !n @ commun@l h!vestem.
- [01:20] PM: !t pretty much st!nks to h!gh he@ven up here.
- [01:20] PM: @nd !'ll @dm!t th@t my pl@ce !s turn!ng !nto @ sw@mp of p@pers.
- [01:20] RO: aw that sounds bad
- [01:20] RO: *smells heh
- [01:21] RO: those papers about your journalism thing?
- [01:21] PM: Most of them.
- [01:21] PM: Old stor!es, speeches.
- [01:21] PM: Stup!d theor!es.
- [01:22] RO: theories?
- [01:22] PM: Yes, theor!es @bout stup!d sh!t th@t led to nowhere.
- [01:23] PM: Sc@nd@ls @nd urb@n myths @nd @ll th@t.
- [01:24] PM: Hey, let me guess wh@t your h!ve's full of.
- [01:24] RO: er go on?
- [01:24] PM: Mount@!ns @nd mount@!ns of shoes @nd socks.
- [01:24] PM: @m ! r!ght?
- [01:25] RO: what why would CIRRIN RUNFAR need with so many shoes?
- [01:25] RO: and what is it with socks?
- [01:26] RO: wait
- [01:26] RO: is that about CIRRIN RUNFARs talent for absconding?
- [01:26] PM: No, @bsolutely not, wh@t m@kes you th!nk th@t?
- [01:26] PM: ! @m tot@lly not suggest!ng @nyth!ng of th@t n@ture.
- [01:27] RO: you totally are
- [01:27] PM: ! tot@lly @m not.
- [01:28] PM: !f ! were, !'d suggest th@t you keep @ p!le of wh!te fl@gs.
- [01:28] RO: okay stop there
- [01:28] RO: that is a slur
- [01:29] PM: Slur?
- [01:29] RO: slander
- [01:29] PM: How?
- [01:29] RO: or libel?
- [01:29] RO: which ones for written words?
- [01:30] PM: L!bel.
- [01:30] PM: ! suppose th!rd t!me's the ch@rm for w!tty comeb@cks.
- [01:31] RO: ugh so libel then
- [01:31] PM: Me? L!bel?
- [01:31] PM: Th@t's r!d!culous.
- [01:32] RO: because your flushed for the truth right?
- [01:32] PM: Ex@ctly.
- [01:32] RO: well get your facts straight
- [01:32] PM: ! @m on @ neverend!ng quest to s@ve my m@tespr!t, Truth, from my ev!l k!smes!s c@lled L!bel.
- [01:32] PM: Th@t !s my true purpose on @ltern!@.
- [01:33] RO: well youre going to need an auspitice for
- [01:34] RO: bad research?
- [01:34] PM: B@d Rese@rch c@n try, but he's bur!ed under my sh!tlo@d of p@pers.
- [01:35] PM: But re@lly, wh@t do you keep !n your h!ve @s!de from your shoes @nd fl@gs?
- [01:35] RO: er not a lot actually
- [01:35] RO: theres mountains of empty horn polish jars
- [01:35] RO: empty crates
- [01:36] RO: empty barrels
- [01:36] PM: ... do you @ctu@lly h@ve @nyth!ng !n your h!ve?
- [01:36] RO: theres a war chest with CIRRIN RUNFARs flarp stuff
- [01:36] RO: and CIRRIN RUNFARs recoupercoon of course
- [01:37] RO: which is leaking by the way
- [01:37] PM: You h@ven't f!xed !t yet?
- [01:37] RO: what do you mean yet?
- [01:38] RO: its on the list
- [01:38] RO: along with a whole bunch of stuff
- [01:38] PM: ! just th!nk th@t th@t should've been the f!rst th!ng to f!x.
- [01:38] PM: See!ng how you sleep !n !t.
- [01:39] RO: nah CIRRIN RUNFAR just takes the stuff that leaks and pours it back in the top
- [01:40] PM: ... ! don't th!nk th@t's the r!ght w@y to de@l w!th the problem.
- [01:40] RO: well it works and its quick
- [01:40] RO: whats it to you anyway?
- [01:40] PM: Noth!ng, !'m just concerned @bout the s@fety of my future serveree.
- [01:41] PM: ! wouldn't w@nt h!m to be b@tsh!t cr@nky when he w@kes up !n @ coon w!th no sl!me.
- [01:44] RO: well fine makes sense
- [01:44] RO: hey you know CIRRIN RUNFAR is serving Cucali?
- [01:44] RO: serving doesnt sound right
- [01:44] PM: ... no, ! d!d not.
- [01:45] PM: Well, you could s@y server!ng.
- [01:45] PM: Poor you. ! p!ty your sponge clots.
- [01:45] RO: shes not that bad to talk to
- [01:45] RO: at least for now...
- [01:46] PM: Oh, trust me. Hemoloy@l!st fodder l!ke her?
- [01:46] PM: She'll be boss!ng you @round l!ke the Empress herself.
- [01:46] PM: Only shr!ller @nd louder. L!ke @ c@t.
- [01:47] RO: haha
- [01:47] RO: guess when it comes to doing something that actually matters CIRRIN RUNFAR will see what shes really like
- [01:49] PM: ! guess so.
- [01:50] PM: !t's @ good th!ng S!skus's got her under control w!th the puppets. She prob@bly won't be too loud.
- [01:50] RO: well as long as she doesnt try another coup
- [01:50] PM: !f she gets too @nnoy!ng, just let the le@der h@ndle her.
- [01:50] PM: Oh, she try to rope you !nto th@t?
- [01:51] RO: er
- [01:51] RO: she mentioned something about it
- [01:51] PM: Ment!on be!ng @ g!g@nt!c r@nt?
- [01:52] RO: yeah
- [01:52] RO: blowing everything up
- [01:52] RO: everything
- [01:53] PM: Well, she prob@bly won't be @ble to pull !t off.
- [01:53] RO: probably
- [01:53] RO: hey speaking of hemoloyalists
- [01:54] RO: how come you hide your blood color?
- [01:54] PM: No good re@son.
- [01:54] PM: N@h, k!dd!ng.
- [01:54] PM: !t's @ st@tement.
- [01:55] RO: a statement of what?
- [01:55] PM: Freedom.
- [01:56] RO: er how does that relate to freedom?
- [01:57] PM: Well, you know how !nform@t!on !s m@n!pul@ted by the h!ghbloods @nd stuff.
- [01:57] PM: Be!ng @nonymous @nd be!ng @ journ@l!st !s supposed to show th@t !nform@t!on !s free for everyone.
- [01:57] PM: Th@t k!nd of stuff.
- [01:58] PM: @s!de from th@t, !t's @ good cover.
- [01:58] RO: oh like its not got a blue leaning bias?
- [01:58] PM: Ex@ctly.
- [01:58] PM: Gl@d th@t you follow.
- [01:59] PM: Everyone h@s the r!ght to know the truth.
- [02:01] RO: even CIRRIN RUNFARs not naive enough to think the offical news isnt fair and balanced
- [02:03] PM: !t !sn't. Th@t's the problem.
- [02:04] RO: er guess?
- [02:04] RO: CIRRIN RUNFAR doesnt read the news much
- [02:05] PM: You should. !t's good for your th!nkp@n, !f you follow the r!ght sources.
- [02:06] RO: well maybe CIRRIN RUNFAR will
- [02:07] PM: Th@t's gre@t.
- [02:08] PM: @nd !f you ever need them, ! got s!tes.
- [02:08] RO: hey alright send em over
- [02:09] -- peripateticMeddler [PM] sent trustednews.txt. --
- [02:10] RO: haha that file name does sounds suspicious though
- [02:10] PM: ! used to wr!te for one of them. The D@!l!es, ! th!nk they were c@lled. They h@d funn!es !f you l!ke th@t.
- [02:10] PM: Susp!c!ous?
- [02:10] RO: like notavirus.exe
- [02:10] PM: Oh h@ h@.
- [02:10] RO: just joking though
- [02:11] PM: Of course, of course. There's not much to t@ke ser!ously @bout you.
- [02:11] PM: ... !'m jok!ng, ple@se don't punch me.
- [02:11] RO: haha
- [02:12] RO: well CIRRIN RUNFARs going to disappear and check these out
- [02:12] PM: @ll r!ght, then.
- [02:12] PM: See you l@ter.
- [02:12] -- recreantOctopus [RO] ceased pestering peripateticMeddler [PM] at 02:12 --
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