autism #2

soon-to-be lung cancer patient: hey
Peez: hello
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: it's been a while
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: what date is it today
Peez: uh
Peez: 26th
Peez: it seems
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: uh fuck
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: wrong date
Peez: damn
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: I warpped to the wrong date
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: It's been too long since I've talked to anyone on steam
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: not that you would notice
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: since it's only been like serval day fo rryou
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: a lot has happened since then for me though
Peez: I figured
Peez: So,
Peez: ill bite
Peez: where did you go
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: I boarded a plane to Hong Kong
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: but it crashed into some island in the Pacific
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: it's abandoned
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: full of WWII shelters
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: not on the map either
Peez: How did you survive?
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: halfway through my fall, I discoved my inner ability
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: it turns out I'm acutally a cat
Peez: neat
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: so I always land on my legs
Peez: must've still been a rough landing
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: yeah, but whatever
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: I survived
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: it turns out there are still Japanese remainnts on the island
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: still lyoal to their emporor
Peez: Were they hostile?
Peez: did you need to battle them
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: no, they invited me to their club room drinking delicous tea and eating oishii cakes
Peez: nice
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: while chanting 'banzai!' every other few seconds
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: it turns out after they killed all the allied soiliders, they somehow figured out immortality
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: so they are yukiri shite iru
Peez: did you learn the secret?
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: now they are trying to return to 1937
Peez: to imortallity?
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: no, I have to be Japanese
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: I'm not weeb though they said
Peez: bummer
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: so they ended up experienmenting on me after i consented
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: somehow I ended up in the airport
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: right before my filght
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: and here I am
Peez: wow
Peez: pretty crazy
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: using the wi-fi of the airport
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: by the way I have a 30 minute limit to use the wi-fi
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: so I'll be leaving very very soon
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: I wonder if this will be a endless time loop?
Peez: who knows
Peez: just ride it out
Peez: how bad can it be?
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: of course, say hi to the other me if there is any
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: maybe this is a test for me
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: maybe I have to make the japs figure out their way to 1937
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: right beofre the marco polo accident
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: to prevent the sino-japanese war from retsrting
Peez: This is your time
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: and let japan be neutral in WWII
Peez: you have the power
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: and let the japanese empire stay afloat
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: to spread the glory of anime
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: perhaps this is my mission
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: alas, we can no longer talk
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: for the wiki will end
soon-to-be lung cancer patient: farewell
Peez: glhf