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- Hold on a second.
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- 00:00:12,829 --> 00:00:17,220
- Hey, there.
- Hey.
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- 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:19,356
- I feel like you're not
- hearing me, 'cause if you were,
- 4
- 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,558
- I wouldn't be repeating myself,
- that's why.
- 5
- 00:00:21,638 --> 00:00:24,428
- No, because I told...look,
- I told you three times, okay?
- 6
- 00:00:24,508 --> 00:00:27,230
- Look...
- We'll get going in two.
- 7
- 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:29,366
- No, the Nagasaki merger
- has to happen at 15.six.
- 8
- 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:30,600
- That's black and white.
- 9
- 00:00:30,680 --> 00:00:32,269
- There's no doubt
- about that, okay?
- 10
- 00:00:32,349 --> 00:00:33,470
- And then you blend
- the assets
- 11
- 00:00:33,550 --> 00:00:35,706
- as I pointed out
- in the prospectus, okay?
- 12
- 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:39,977
- Trust me, we'll come out of this
- smelling like a rose.
- 13
- 00:00:40,057 --> 00:00:41,778
- You don't trust me?
- 14
- 00:00:41,858 --> 00:00:46,550
- What am I, a fool?
- You...
- 15
- 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,085
- No, you're not gonna
- look like an idiot.
- 16
- 00:00:48,165 --> 00:00:50,354
- If anyone looks like an idiot,
- it's me.
- 17
- 00:00:50,434 --> 00:00:52,155
- Slap me.
- I've been naughty.
- 18
- 00:00:52,235 --> 00:00:54,725
- Wow, all right.
- 19
- 00:00:54,805 --> 00:00:56,526
- Now tell me
- I'm not gonna get any dessert.
- 20
- 00:00:56,606 --> 00:00:57,828
- You're not getting
- any dessert.
- 21
- 00:00:57,908 --> 00:00:59,396
- What? Oh!
- 22
- 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,531
- And you're banned
- from TV and Internet for a week!
- 23
- 00:01:01,611 --> 00:01:03,633
- Yeah.
- Ah, yeah.
- 24
- 00:01:03,713 --> 00:01:05,802
- Tell me I can't watch
- Game of Thrones.
- 25
- 00:01:05,882 --> 00:01:08,105
- What?
- Just tell me!
- 26
- 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:09,106
- You're banned
- from watching Game of Thrones,
- 27
- 00:01:09,186 --> 00:01:10,440
- you little shit!
- 28
- 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,342
- Ah! All right, good,
- good, good, good, good.
- 29
- 00:01:12,422 --> 00:01:14,945
- Yeah, tell me, uh...
- run down the whole lineup
- 30
- 00:01:15,025 --> 00:01:17,280
- of HBO Sunday night shows.
- 31
- 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,648
- You're banned
- from watching Girls.
- 32
- 00:01:18,728 --> 00:01:21,084
- No!
- And Veep!
- 33
- 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:24,154
- Ah!
- No more Bored to Death!
- 34
- 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:26,523
- Oh!
- They canceled Bored to Death.
- 35
- 00:01:26,603 --> 00:01:30,660
- Oh, um...
- no more Boardwalk Empire.
- 36
- 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:31,862
- Bullshit!
- Ahh!
- 37
- 00:01:31,942 --> 00:01:33,997
- Ride that shit.
- Ride that shit.
- 38
- 00:01:34,077 --> 00:01:36,033
- Ride that shit
- like Evel Knievel.
- 39
- 00:01:36,113 --> 00:01:38,646
- Ride it.
- Oh, God.
- 40
- 00:01:42,986 --> 00:01:44,441
- Hey, Victoria.
- It's Sunday night.
- 41
- 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,477
- You want to watch
- some HBO?
- 42
- 00:01:47,557 --> 00:01:49,679
- Would you pay me more?
- 43
- 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:52,393
- I wasn't planning on it.
- 44
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- No.
- 45
- 00:02:00,303 --> 00:02:07,898
- ¶ ¶
- 46
- 00:02:07,978 --> 00:02:14,582
- ¶ I'm not afraid of love ¶
- 47
- 00:02:17,087 --> 00:02:22,423
- ¶ No, I'm not afraid of love ¶
- 48
- 00:02:24,194 --> 00:02:27,751
- ¶ Just because I run away ¶
- 49
- 00:02:27,831 --> 00:02:32,089
- ¶ When you say you need me ¶
- 50
- 00:02:32,169 --> 00:02:36,526
- ¶ I'm not afraid ¶
- 51
- 00:02:36,606 --> 00:02:42,666
- ¶ I don't want to waste
- my time ¶
- 52
- 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:46,203
- ¶ Waste my time ¶
- 53
- 00:02:46,283 --> 00:02:49,973
- ¶ I don't want to waste
- my time ¶
- 54
- 00:02:50,053 --> 00:02:53,844
- ¶ Waste my time ¶
- 55
- 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:56,680
- ¶ ¶
- 56
- 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,984
- ¶ The pain we go through ¶
- 57
- 00:03:01,064 --> 00:03:05,522
- ¶ When a love's not true ¶
- 58
- 00:03:05,602 --> 00:03:08,625
- ¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah ¶
- 59
- 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:13,130
- ¶ I made up my mind
- to stay away ¶
- 60
- 00:03:13,210 --> 00:03:15,298
- ¶ Away, away ¶
- 61
- 00:03:15,378 --> 00:03:18,468
- ¶ From the hurt you bring ¶
- 62
- 00:03:18,548 --> 00:03:21,482
- ¶ To me ¶
- 63
- 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:26,109
- ¶ Gonna save my love ¶
- 64
- 00:03:26,189 --> 00:03:29,946
- ¶ For the sure thing ¶
- 65
- 00:03:30,026 --> 00:03:36,086
- ¶ ¶
- 66
- 00:03:36,166 --> 00:03:39,656
- ¶ You don't really need
- my love ¶
- 67
- 00:03:39,736 --> 00:03:43,059
- ¶ Need my love ¶
- 68
- 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:45,562
- ¶ You don't really need ¶
- 69
- 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:46,796
- ¶ My love ¶
- 70
- 00:03:46,876 --> 00:03:49,599
- ¶ Need my love ¶
- 71
- 00:03:49,679 --> 00:03:53,270
- ¶ Just because
- when we're apart ¶
- 72
- 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:57,374
- ¶ You said I'm in your heart ¶
- 73
- 00:03:57,454 --> 00:04:00,622
- ¶ You don't really need me ¶
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- 00:04:02,058 --> 00:04:05,048
- ¶ Ah-ah-ah-ah ¶
- 75
- 00:04:05,128 --> 00:04:07,317
- ¶ Made up my mind ¶
- 76
- 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:12,200
- ¶ I've made up my mind
- to stay away ¶
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- Hey.
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- I know, man.
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- Look, I'm just
- running a little behind.
- 80
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- I'll be there soon.
- 81
- 00:04:26,916 --> 00:04:29,973
- I was just saying how
- Corinne is a big movie fan.
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- 00:04:30,053 --> 00:04:31,308
- Yeah, I make it a point
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- 00:04:31,388 --> 00:04:34,444
- to see all the Oscar-nominated
- movies every year.
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- 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,580
- Well, that's...that's great.
- 85
- 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,448
- Do you have any, uh,
- any favorites or...
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- 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:41,785
- Let's see, um,
- well, I'm gonna have
- 87
- 00:04:41,865 --> 00:04:44,087
- to break it down
- genre by genre.
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- Family, uh, Up is
- a really good family film.
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- So good.
- Beautiful movie.
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- I cried.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. I cried.
- 92
- 00:04:51,308 --> 00:04:52,896
- Within, like, the first minute.
- 93
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- You both cried.
- Did you?
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- 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,932
- If I had to pick
- my favorite action,
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- it'd be Saving Private Ryan.
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- Classic.
- It's so visceral.
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- 00:04:59,115 --> 00:05:01,504
- A lot of guys like action films,
- but I do too.
- 98
- 00:05:01,584 --> 00:05:03,607
- Mitch, you love
- Saving Private Ryan.
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- 00:05:03,687 --> 00:05:04,908
- He does?
- Yeah.
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- 00:05:04,988 --> 00:05:06,443
- Wow, a lot of things
- in common.
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- 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,144
- Yeah, I think we've watched
- it together, maybe.
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- I just think
- it's really disappointing how
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- in so many movies
- they use sex
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- in such a gratuitous fashion.
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- It's really,
- really tasteless.
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- 00:05:16,633 --> 00:05:18,488
- You know,
- I couldn't agree more.
- 107
- 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,890
- And the film industry
- thinks we want to see tits
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- in every other scene
- to be satisfied.
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- It's ridiculous.
- Am I right? Thank you.
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- 00:05:24,374 --> 00:05:26,997
- Okay, well, that's one point
- we don't agree on.
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- Love your...
- Just the one.
- 112
- 00:05:28,111 --> 00:05:29,866
- Well, yeah.
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- You know, I'm gonna run
- to the bathroom.
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- 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:34,182
- I'm gonna...I'll be right back.
- 115
- 00:05:56,906 --> 00:05:58,194
- How are you doing tonight?
- 116
- 00:05:58,274 --> 00:05:59,663
- Good, good, thank you.
- 117
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- Yourself?
- 118
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- Oh, I'm doing great.
- What the fuck, man?
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- Excuse me.
- 120
- 00:06:04,814 --> 00:06:07,304
- You're looking at Corinne
- like she's some kind of leper.
- 121
- 00:06:07,384 --> 00:06:08,738
- I'm not looking
- to get set up, okay?
- 122
- 00:06:08,818 --> 00:06:10,307
- You insisted.
- It's the only reason I'm here.
- 123
- 00:06:10,387 --> 00:06:11,808
- Yeah,
- you're in the goddamn bathroom.
- 124
- 00:06:11,888 --> 00:06:13,576
- Hey, hey, hey,
- what's wrong with the bathroom?
- 125
- 00:06:13,656 --> 00:06:15,412
- He didn't mean anything by it.
- I'm sorry, he was just...
- 126
- 00:06:15,492 --> 00:06:17,213
- You got to get
- your shit together, man.
- 127
- 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:18,848
- You can't keep living like this.
- 128
- 00:06:18,928 --> 00:06:21,418
- How's he living?
- 129
- 00:06:21,498 --> 00:06:22,585
- Yeah, how am I living?
- 130
- 00:06:22,665 --> 00:06:24,521
- You've got real issues.
- Like what?
- 131
- 00:06:24,601 --> 00:06:26,056
- Like having to get up
- in the middle of dinner
- 132
- 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,991
- and come in here
- and rub one out.
- 133
- 00:06:28,071 --> 00:06:29,793
- I knew that.
- Yup, that's what I thought.
- 134
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- JP, I'm trying here, man.
- I just...I don't want to be here.
- 135
- 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:33,430
- You're on the app again,
- aren't you?
- 136
- 00:06:33,510 --> 00:06:34,764
- What app?
- 137
- 00:06:34,844 --> 00:06:36,099
- You know what the fuck app
- I'm talking about, the sex app.
- 138
- 00:06:36,179 --> 00:06:37,400
- Sir, sir, please keep...
- God damn it!
- 139
- 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,936
- You are so fucking intrusive
- for a bathroom attendant.
- 140
- 00:06:40,016 --> 00:06:41,237
- I just...
- is there a sex app?
- 141
- 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:42,539
- Well, I mean, yeah,
- it just kind of connects you
- 142
- 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:44,274
- with other people looking
- to get it in, in your vicinity.
- 143
- 00:06:44,354 --> 00:06:45,608
- Heard about this, heard...yeah,
- my cousin told me about this.
- 144
- 00:06:45,688 --> 00:06:47,377
- Oh, man, I got to get on that.
- What the fuck?
- 145
- 00:06:47,457 --> 00:06:49,279
- You'd clean up. You should.
- Think so?
- 146
- 00:06:49,359 --> 00:06:51,614
- In fact, I actually just made
- a connection, so I'm gonna go.
- 147
- 00:06:51,694 --> 00:06:52,949
- There we go.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 148
- 00:06:53,029 --> 00:06:55,285
- Do not bail out on me.
- You cannot do this to me.
- 149
- 00:06:55,365 --> 00:06:56,786
- Look, it's...
- tell her I'm not feeling well.
- 150
- 00:06:56,866 --> 00:06:58,455
- If you want to go with IBS,
- I'm fine with that, all right?
- 151
- 00:06:58,535 --> 00:07:02,092
- Mitch, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.
- I'm sorry, man.
- 152
- 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,294
- Shit, w-which app is it?
- Is it this one? Which...
- 153
- 00:07:04,374 --> 00:07:05,962
- What was the name of the app?
- I don't know, man.
- 154
- 00:07:06,042 --> 00:07:07,304
- Could you give me
- one of those little...
- 155
- 00:07:07,384 --> 00:07:08,646
- I think this is probably it.
- Are those eye drops or mints?
- 156
- 00:07:08,726 --> 00:07:09,988
- Oh, these are mints
- and eye drops. I have both, man.
- 157
- 00:07:10,068 --> 00:07:11,334
- Whatever you need, please.
- Just give me one of each.
- 158
- 00:07:11,414 --> 00:07:13,370
- This is sort of a weird thing
- to say.
- 159
- 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,520
- Okay.
- 160
- 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,672
- But I feel like
- I can imagine
- 161
- 00:07:15,752 --> 00:07:18,641
- what our baby
- would look like.
- 162
- 00:07:18,721 --> 00:07:22,245
- Oh, wow.
- That's amazing.
- 163
- 00:07:22,325 --> 00:07:24,781
- They would be really cute.
- Really good-looking.
- 164
- 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,695
- Yeah.
- And smart.
- 165
- 00:07:29,833 --> 00:07:32,021
- Where's Mitch?
- 166
- 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:34,769
- Um, are you familiar
- with IBS?
- 167
- 00:07:54,457 --> 00:08:02,463
- ¶ ¶
- 168
- 00:08:09,439 --> 00:08:17,445
- ¶ ¶
- 169
- 00:08:34,464 --> 00:08:42,470
- ¶ ¶
- 170
- 00:09:05,328 --> 00:09:08,785
- Sure, you can buy me
- a drink.
- 171
- 00:09:08,865 --> 00:09:11,221
- Good to know.
- 172
- 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,456
- Is that how you treat
- a lady who shows interest?
- 173
- 00:09:13,536 --> 00:09:15,658
- You asked for a free drink.
- You didn't show interest.
- 174
- 00:09:15,738 --> 00:09:18,127
- Were you expecting a blow job
- right out of the gate?
- 175
- 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:20,129
- Offering something
- would indicate more interest
- 176
- 00:09:20,209 --> 00:09:21,664
- than asking for something, so...
- 177
- 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:24,601
- You don't want to get
- to know each other first?
- 178
- 00:09:24,681 --> 00:09:29,239
- Before I buy you a drink
- or before the blow job?
- 179
- 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:33,409
- Fine, I'll start.
- 180
- 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:34,777
- My name is Victoria,
- 181
- 00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:37,180
- and I moved here
- two years ago
- 182
- 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,415
- after I graduated
- from Stanford.
- 183
- 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,118
- I'm currently reading
- a book on Gandhi.
- 184
- 00:09:42,198 --> 00:09:43,953
- I continue to sleep
- on my stomach,
- 185
- 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:45,488
- no matter how many times
- my chiropractor
- 186
- 00:09:45,568 --> 00:09:46,489
- tells me not to.
- 187
- 00:09:46,569 --> 00:09:47,790
- You shouldn't do that.
- 188
- 00:09:47,870 --> 00:09:49,993
- And I call bullshit
- on anyone
- 189
- 00:09:50,073 --> 00:09:53,296
- suddenly becoming allergic to
- gluten in the last five years.
- 190
- 00:09:53,376 --> 00:09:56,533
- Liars.
- 191
- 00:09:56,613 --> 00:09:59,736
- You must be MsJuicy34.
- 192
- 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:00,870
- What?
- 193
- 00:10:00,950 --> 00:10:04,785
- From the, uh,
- sex app, Climax.
- 194
- 00:10:07,256 --> 00:10:12,282
- So you're not here
- to have sex with me?
- 195
- 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:15,385
- Uh, I don't know
- what you're talking about,
- 196
- 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:19,389
- but, um...
- it's one,000 for the hour,
- 197
- 00:10:19,469 --> 00:10:21,702
- three,000 for the night.
- 198
- 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,829
- You're a hooker.
- I didn't peg you.
- 199
- 00:10:26,909 --> 00:10:29,399
- I'm an escort.
- 200
- 00:10:29,479 --> 00:10:33,036
- Yeah, you escort men's penises
- inside you for money.
- 201
- 00:10:33,116 --> 00:10:35,572
- Fuck you.
- 202
- 00:10:35,652 --> 00:10:37,840
- Look, you're barking
- up the wrong tree, all right?
- 203
- 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,075
- I couldn't afford you anyway.
- 204
- 00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:41,044
- Well, then maybe dress
- in your tax bracket
- 205
- 00:10:41,124 --> 00:10:42,345
- and don't come
- to swanky hotels.
- 206
- 00:10:42,425 --> 00:10:44,480
- For your information,
- this is all H&M,
- 207
- 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,715
- and I'm here
- to meet a girl.
- 208
- 00:10:45,795 --> 00:10:47,984
- Yeah, from a sex app,
- pervert.
- 209
- 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,586
- Pervert?
- You're the hooker.
- 210
- 00:10:49,666 --> 00:10:50,887
- Escort.
- 211
- 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:53,856
- Is your name even Victoria?
- 212
- 00:10:53,936 --> 00:10:55,758
- What do you think?
- 213
- 00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:57,060
- For what it's worth,
- 214
- 00:10:57,140 --> 00:10:58,761
- everything else I told you
- was true.
- 215
- 00:10:58,841 --> 00:11:01,631
- Yeah, even the Stanford thing?
- 216
- 00:11:01,711 --> 00:11:03,711
- Everything.
- 217
- 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:22,129
- All right.
- 218
- 00:11:27,970 --> 00:11:30,237
- How are you?
- 219
- 00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,196
- Fine.
- 220
- 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,964
- I need the obituary
- for Dr. Filler
- 221
- 00:11:35,044 --> 00:11:36,132
- and Elaine Ackerton.
- 222
- 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:38,201
- Yeah, got that right here.
- 223
- 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,504
- Um, Filler, Ackerton.
- 224
- 00:11:41,584 --> 00:11:43,039
- There you go.
- 225
- 00:11:43,119 --> 00:11:45,241
- I can always count
- on you, Mitch.
- 226
- 00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:47,977
- And hey, can you stop
- by my office in about ten?
- 227
- 00:11:48,057 --> 00:11:49,278
- I want to run
- something by you.
- 228
- 00:11:49,358 --> 00:11:51,014
- Yeah, sure. Is it
- about getting new computers?
- 229
- 00:11:51,094 --> 00:11:53,950
- Because I think
- that would really...
- 230
- 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,463
- boost morale.
- 231
- 00:11:56,866 --> 00:12:00,523
- There is no easy way
- to say this,
- 232
- 00:12:00,603 --> 00:12:04,193
- but you know
- how you're currently
- 233
- 00:12:04,273 --> 00:12:05,728
- an employee of the company?
- 234
- 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:09,632
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, yeah, I do.
- 235
- 00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:13,114
- You're not going to be
- when you leave this office.
- 236
- 00:12:14,884 --> 00:12:20,443
- Um, but you just said
- everything was all right.
- 237
- 00:12:20,523 --> 00:12:21,978
- Interesting. No.
- 238
- 00:12:22,058 --> 00:12:23,646
- I just needed you
- to come to my office,
- 239
- 00:12:23,726 --> 00:12:26,649
- and I didn't want you to think
- I was firing you.
- 240
- 00:12:26,729 --> 00:12:28,451
- But I'm the best journalist
- you have on the team.
- 241
- 00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:30,253
- You even said
- to me last week,
- 242
- 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,988
- "Mitch, you're the best
- journalist we have on the team,"
- 243
- 00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:33,122
- so I'm just a little confused
- as to...
- 244
- 00:12:33,202 --> 00:12:34,557
- If it makes you feel
- any better,
- 245
- 00:12:34,637 --> 00:12:38,628
- this decision had nothing to do
- with merit.
- 246
- 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:42,565
- Uh, then...then...then what?
- 247
- 00:12:42,645 --> 00:12:46,580
- If I let Patty go,
- here comes the ageism lawsuit.
- 248
- 00:12:48,785 --> 00:12:51,252
- If I fire Darnell...
- 249
- 00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:57,080
- Well, you can connect the dots.
- 250
- 00:12:57,160 --> 00:13:01,662
- And I was very clear
- about not fucking the interns.
- 251
- 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:11,272
- ¶ ¶
- 252
- 00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:49,143
- ¶ ¶
- 253
- 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,485
- You know, that guy
- is a slimy fucking bastard.
- 254
- 00:14:09,565 --> 00:14:12,889
- He's lucky
- I don't rip his head off.
- 255
- 00:14:12,969 --> 00:14:15,525
- Told him not to act like a big
- swinging dick with you around,
- 256
- 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,093
- or you'd shove it
- right back up his ass.
- 257
- 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,494
- Yeah, right.
- 258
- 00:14:18,574 --> 00:14:20,930
- Hey, Don, you've met
- my cousin Mitch, right?
- 259
- 00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,099
- The sex addict dude?
- Yup.
- 260
- 00:14:23,179 --> 00:14:25,401
- Just taking a little survey.
- 261
- 00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:27,837
- Well, have fun with that.
- Thanks, bud.
- 262
- 00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:30,039
- I'll talk to you soon.
- 263
- 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,841
- That how you like being known?
- 264
- 00:14:31,921 --> 00:14:32,975
- The only reason
- that's my rep
- 265
- 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:34,243
- is 'cause you
- tell people that.
- 266
- 00:14:34,323 --> 00:14:35,344
- How do you think
- small talk works?
- 267
- 00:14:35,424 --> 00:14:36,512
- When there's an awkward silence,
- 268
- 00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:37,814
- what else do you expect me
- to say?
- 269
- 00:14:37,894 --> 00:14:38,948
- Like, anything else.
- 270
- 00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,249
- Seriously, anything else.
- 271
- 00:14:40,329 --> 00:14:41,684
- You know, I used to think
- any guy would be
- 272
- 00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:43,319
- a sex addict if he could,
- and now that I know one,
- 273
- 00:14:43,399 --> 00:14:45,421
- it's...it's real,
- and it is scary.
- 274
- 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:47,156
- Look,
- are we getting lunch or what?
- 275
- 00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:50,259
- I'm just saying, Mitch,
- you're 27 years old.
- 276
- 00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:53,095
- You're unemployed,
- no money, no girlfriend.
- 277
- 00:14:53,175 --> 00:14:54,597
- You don't talk
- to anyone anymore.
- 278
- 00:14:54,677 --> 00:14:56,365
- I'm talking to you
- right now, aren't I?
- 279
- 00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:58,768
- There are 20 billion people
- in the world.
- 280
- 00:14:58,848 --> 00:15:00,703
- I don't think that's true.
- 281
- 00:15:00,783 --> 00:15:02,371
- Mitch, I'm your only friend.
- 282
- 00:15:02,451 --> 00:15:04,307
- Do you know how much pressure
- that puts me under?
- 283
- 00:15:04,387 --> 00:15:06,309
- Look, man, I don't get
- on your ass for going
- 284
- 00:15:06,389 --> 00:15:08,377
- to all those dubstep concerts
- you're way too old for.
- 285
- 00:15:08,457 --> 00:15:10,746
- I'm right in the middle
- of the demographic!
- 286
- 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,215
- Okay, what you did to me
- and Allie
- 287
- 00:15:12,295 --> 00:15:13,883
- the other night
- really made us look bad,
- 288
- 00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:15,051
- and the Mitch I used to know
- 289
- 00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,519
- would never have bailed
- like that.
- 290
- 00:15:16,599 --> 00:15:17,987
- Clearly, you've got
- something going on.
- 291
- 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:19,288
- If you're not
- working right now,
- 292
- 00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:20,890
- maybe it's time
- to get some help.
- 293
- 00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:22,792
- Are you hungry?
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.
- 294
- 00:15:22,872 --> 00:15:24,894
- You said, "Let's get lunch."
- Why do you keep putting?
- 295
- 00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:26,295
- Because you kept
- putting on your tie.
- 296
- 00:15:26,375 --> 00:15:30,967
- ¶ ¶
- 297
- 00:15:31,047 --> 00:15:33,870
- I'm sure I don't have
- to tell you how tough it is
- 298
- 00:15:33,950 --> 00:15:36,405
- in the newspaper business
- right now.
- 299
- 00:15:36,485 --> 00:15:41,244
- Our only hope is if something
- should happen to the Internet,
- 300
- 00:15:41,324 --> 00:15:44,847
- something like, say,
- a solar flare event
- 301
- 00:15:44,927 --> 00:15:47,583
- that knocks out
- all the electricity,
- 302
- 00:15:47,663 --> 00:15:50,419
- then we'd be in business.
- 303
- 00:15:50,499 --> 00:15:52,355
- We can only hope.
- 304
- 00:15:52,435 --> 00:15:54,557
- So is there,
- like, a job opening?
- 305
- 00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,592
- Nothing.
- 306
- 00:15:56,672 --> 00:15:58,661
- Our numbers are tight as is.
- 307
- 00:15:58,741 --> 00:16:00,496
- Unless you could work for free,
- 308
- 00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:04,066
- I don't really see
- how we would make it work.
- 309
- 00:16:04,146 --> 00:16:07,247
- You won't work for free,
- will you?
- 310
- 00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:11,418
- No.
- 311
- 00:16:30,706 --> 00:16:32,461
- Um, this is Mission Magazine.
- 312
- 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:35,164
- We don't cover obituaries
- and local interest.
- 313
- 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,366
- Right, well, sure,
- I covered obituaries,
- 314
- 00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:39,268
- but I also wrote features
- for other sections as well.
- 315
- 00:16:39,348 --> 00:16:40,703
- They're...they're on there.
- 316
- 00:16:40,783 --> 00:16:44,040
- "Finding the right
- gastroenterologist for you"?
- 317
- 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:45,675
- Believe it or not,
- a reader wrote in
- 318
- 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:48,144
- actually saying how that article
- saved her life, so, I mean,
- 319
- 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,046
- I kind of feel good
- about that one.
- 320
- 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:51,747
- You know what,
- thank you for coming in,
- 321
- 00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:54,116
- but I just don't think I see
- anything here that indicates
- 322
- 00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:56,819
- your sensibilities
- would resonate with our readers.
- 323
- 00:16:56,899 --> 00:16:58,454
- But thanks.
- 324
- 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:01,468
- Well, thanks.
- Thanks for your time.
- 325
- 00:17:06,142 --> 00:17:07,496
- You know what?
- 326
- 00:17:07,576 --> 00:17:08,898
- Just give me a shot.
- 327
- 00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:10,232
- I'll write something on spec,
- 328
- 00:17:10,312 --> 00:17:13,669
- something your audience
- would actually read.
- 329
- 00:17:13,749 --> 00:17:16,984
- What do you have to lose?
- 330
- 00:17:18,821 --> 00:17:20,242
- I have an open position,
- 331
- 00:17:20,322 --> 00:17:22,144
- but I've got two writers
- writing something for it,
- 332
- 00:17:22,224 --> 00:17:25,047
- so I can throw you into the mix,
- but you are going to need
- 333
- 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,016
- to write something
- that I can actually print.
- 334
- 00:17:27,096 --> 00:17:30,720
- I can't publish "What Using
- the Semicolon Says about You."
- 335
- 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,488
- Yeah, no...no more semicolons.
- 336
- 00:17:32,568 --> 00:17:35,624
- We're gonna...we're gonna write
- something interesting here.
- 337
- 00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:36,859
- Uh, should I leave this here?
- 338
- 00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:39,239
- No, I think I've seen enough.
- 339
- 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:45,968
- Why you make me
- track you down like a criminal?
- 340
- 00:17:46,048 --> 00:17:47,336
- Junior, hey, you know,
- 341
- 00:17:47,416 --> 00:17:48,637
- I was just about
- to stop by your apartment.
- 342
- 00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:49,905
- You stop nowhere.
- 343
- 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,540
- Rent is due by the end
- of this week,
- 344
- 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,142
- and you still haven't paid me
- in full for last month.
- 345
- 00:17:53,222 --> 00:17:54,944
- And I was just about to...
- 346
- 00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:57,413
- Look, I'm not gonna play this
- game with you no more, cabrón.
- 347
- 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,616
- You pay the rent by Friday,
- or I'll evict you,
- 348
- 00:18:00,696 --> 00:18:04,587
- and I'll take whatever stuff
- you have in there
- 349
- 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,455
- that looks...
- 350
- 00:18:06,535 --> 00:18:09,825
- nice to me.
- 351
- 00:18:09,905 --> 00:18:11,560
- That's expensive stuff.
- 352
- 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,829
- If you can afford milk
- of coconuts
- 353
- 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,898
- like some prince,
- 354
- 00:18:15,978 --> 00:18:18,612
- you can afford
- to pay the rent.
- 355
- 00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:23,105
- Should I assume I'm not gonna
- see that back, or...
- 356
- 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:25,419
- It's yours, yup.
- 357
- 00:18:36,265 --> 00:18:46,340
- ¶ ¶
- 358
- 00:18:52,414 --> 00:18:54,970
- ¶ ¶
- 359
- 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,739
- Hey, man, do you happen
- to know a regular here
- 360
- 00:18:56,819 --> 00:18:57,673
- by the name of Victoria?
- 361
- 00:18:57,753 --> 00:18:58,808
- She comes around a lot.
- 362
- 00:18:58,888 --> 00:18:59,875
- You a cop?
- 363
- 00:18:59,955 --> 00:19:01,377
- Do I look like a cop?
- 364
- 00:19:01,457 --> 00:19:03,212
- 'Cause if you're a cop,
- you got to tell me.
- 365
- 00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,680
- I mean, I don't...
- I don't think that's true,
- 366
- 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:06,315
- but, no, I'm not a cop.
- 367
- 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,883
- Prove it.
- 368
- 00:19:07,963 --> 00:19:09,151
- I mean,
- I just said I'm not a cop.
- 369
- 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:10,219
- I don't know what more I can do.
- 370
- 00:19:10,299 --> 00:19:11,987
- You know, certain women,
- 371
- 00:19:12,067 --> 00:19:14,356
- they have their clients
- take out their junk
- 372
- 00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:16,959
- just to prove
- that they're not a cop.
- 373
- 00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:18,794
- So why don't you
- show me a ball?
- 374
- 00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,029
- That should do it.
- 375
- 00:19:20,109 --> 00:19:21,230
- I'm not gonna take
- my balls out
- 376
- 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,731
- in the middle of the bar,
- man.
- 377
- 00:19:22,811 --> 00:19:24,800
- I said one ball.
- 378
- 00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,168
- Look, this is getting weird.
- 379
- 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,436
- I just...can you just tell me
- if Victoria...
- 380
- 00:19:27,516 --> 00:19:31,107
- Forget it, pig.
- Yeah, fuck this.
- 381
- 00:19:31,187 --> 00:19:33,053
- You're not gonna
- pay for this?
- 382
- 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:45,221
- Victoria?
- 383
- 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:47,423
- Or whatever your real name is.
- 384
- 00:19:47,503 --> 00:19:49,425
- Oh, God, are you, like,
- one of those guys
- 385
- 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:51,160
- that's seen Pretty Woman
- too many times?
- 386
- 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,496
- I've never seen Pretty Woman.
- 387
- 00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:55,164
- I don't believe you.
- 388
- 00:19:55,244 --> 00:19:56,932
- Of course
- I've seen Pretty Woman.
- 389
- 00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:58,167
- Who hasn't seen
- Pretty Woman?
- 390
- 00:19:58,247 --> 00:19:59,168
- It's Gere and Roberts
- at their finest.
- 391
- 00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:00,402
- It's a great movie.
- 392
- 00:20:00,482 --> 00:20:03,439
- Wait, I just have to ask
- you something.
- 393
- 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:05,241
- Look, I'm not
- trying to save you
- 394
- 00:20:05,321 --> 00:20:06,742
- or sleep with you,
- for that matter.
- 395
- 00:20:06,822 --> 00:20:07,843
- Oh.
- 396
- 00:20:07,923 --> 00:20:09,145
- All I want to do
- is write a story,
- 397
- 00:20:09,225 --> 00:20:10,346
- an interesting one,
- and I think you have that.
- 398
- 00:20:10,426 --> 00:20:11,780
- Well, that's great,
- so my family
- 399
- 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,115
- can find out
- I'm an escort
- 400
- 00:20:13,195 --> 00:20:14,383
- on some idiot's Tumblr.
- 401
- 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,152
- No, no, no, look,
- it's not for a blog.
- 402
- 00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:18,087
- It's for, like,
- a legit magazine.
- 403
- 00:20:18,167 --> 00:20:20,456
- Well, let me see a card.
- 404
- 00:20:20,536 --> 00:20:22,858
- Well, I don't technically
- work for them yet.
- 405
- 00:20:22,938 --> 00:20:25,427
- This is my application piece.
- You're full of shit.
- 406
- 00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:28,130
- Usual...vodka, rocks,
- two limes.
- 407
- 00:20:28,210 --> 00:20:29,398
- You know this guy's a cop?
- 408
- 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:31,066
- Oh, my God.
- You're a cop?
- 409
- 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,968
- I'm not a cop.
- Yeah, he was in here earlier.
- 410
- 00:20:33,048 --> 00:20:34,069
- He wouldn't show his nuts.
- 411
- 00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:36,505
- That's a tell.
- What?
- 412
- 00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:37,806
- How is that a tell?
- 413
- 00:20:37,886 --> 00:20:39,975
- 'Cause you didn't do it.
- You know...
- 414
- 00:20:40,055 --> 00:20:41,744
- Just...just get the lady
- her drink, please.
- 415
- 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:45,848
- Look, I know you have to have
- your guard up doing what you do,
- 416
- 00:20:45,928 --> 00:20:50,186
- but I'm a decent guy,
- I swear.
- 417
- 00:20:50,266 --> 00:20:55,090
- I just lost my job
- working at this newspaper,
- 418
- 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:57,860
- and I'm trying to land
- this gig at this magazine.
- 419
- 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,895
- All I want to do is tell
- an interesting story,
- 420
- 00:20:59,975 --> 00:21:01,897
- and I think you have one.
- 421
- 00:21:01,977 --> 00:21:03,632
- Yeah?
- 422
- 00:21:03,712 --> 00:21:05,935
- What story would that be?
- 423
- 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:11,507
- You know, you're
- a Stanford-educated, uh...
- 424
- 00:21:11,587 --> 00:21:14,176
- Escort. Yeah.
- Sure.
- 425
- 00:21:14,256 --> 00:21:15,778
- We...we can take
- that angle if you want.
- 426
- 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,079
- All right, buddy, look.
- 427
- 00:21:17,159 --> 00:21:18,347
- I'm not interested
- in being your hooker
- 428
- 00:21:18,427 --> 00:21:20,282
- with a heart of gold
- or being some pity piece
- 429
- 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,684
- about how the system
- failed me
- 430
- 00:21:21,764 --> 00:21:23,586
- or whatever bullshit angle
- you're taking.
- 431
- 00:21:23,666 --> 00:21:25,754
- Look, I'm not out
- to make you look bad.
- 432
- 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:26,755
- Just let me follow you
- around for,
- 433
- 00:21:26,835 --> 00:21:27,957
- like, a week or two.
- 434
- 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:28,991
- You won't even
- notice I'm there.
- 435
- 00:21:29,071 --> 00:21:30,993
- No.
- Final answer, sorry.
- 436
- 00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:32,928
- Wait, just...here, just...
- 437
- 00:21:33,008 --> 00:21:34,330
- You asked for a card
- the other day.
- 438
- 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:37,600
- Take that in case
- you change your mind.
- 439
- 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,547
- Think about it.
- 440
- 00:21:43,085 --> 00:21:44,907
- You fucked that one up, huh?
- 441
- 00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:53,193
- ¶ ¶
- 442
- 00:22:03,839 --> 00:22:05,527
- I'm so into you, baby.
- 443
- 00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:07,396
- I'm getting wet just thinking
- about what you're gonna do.
- 444
- 00:22:07,476 --> 00:22:09,064
- Fuck, come here.
- 445
- 00:22:09,144 --> 00:22:10,699
- Ah.
- Oh, jeez.
- 446
- 00:22:10,779 --> 00:22:12,134
- Hey, hey,
- I said no kissing.
- 447
- 00:22:12,214 --> 00:22:14,069
- I'm not gonna say it again.
- Come on, baby.
- 448
- 00:22:14,149 --> 00:22:15,938
- I can be your boyfriend.
- 449
- 00:22:16,018 --> 00:22:18,107
- Oh, come on.
- 450
- 00:22:18,187 --> 00:22:20,943
- Stop it.
- It's over, asshole.
- 451
- 00:22:21,023 --> 00:22:24,013
- Don't be such a goddamn bitch.
- 452
- 00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,282
- No, stop, stop,
- stop, stop, stop.
- 453
- 00:22:26,362 --> 00:22:29,251
- I'm getting what I paid for.
- 454
- 00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:32,432
- Shh, shh, shh.
- 455
- 00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:38,038
- I'll kill you,
- you fucking whore!
- 456
- 00:22:40,542 --> 00:22:48,548
- ¶ ¶
- 457
- 00:22:53,055 --> 00:22:55,010
- Dad. Hey.
- 458
- 00:22:55,090 --> 00:22:59,159
- Um, I need a bit of a favor.
- 459
- 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:08,023
- Babe, I swear to God,
- I can't fucking do this anymore.
- 460
- 00:23:08,103 --> 00:23:09,558
- Why, what happened?
- 461
- 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:15,497
- Oh, I'm fine, I'm just,
- like, a little bit rattled.
- 462
- 00:23:15,577 --> 00:23:17,599
- Fucking scumbag.
- 463
- 00:23:17,679 --> 00:23:21,203
- What, he try to stick it
- in that beautiful ass again?
- 464
- 00:23:21,283 --> 00:23:24,840
- No, he's just a...
- 465
- 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,388
- just drunk, coked-out bullshit.
- 466
- 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,359
- Still think my ass is beautiful?
- 467
- 00:23:33,962 --> 00:23:35,617
- It's a dangerous world
- out there.
- 468
- 00:23:35,697 --> 00:23:37,953
- You ever think about getting
- back with Sebastian?
- 469
- 00:23:38,033 --> 00:23:40,022
- Hell, no.
- I...I don't want a pimp.
- 470
- 00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:42,791
- It makes it feel way too real.
- 471
- 00:23:42,871 --> 00:23:44,626
- Plus, that fucker
- took half my money,
- 472
- 00:23:44,706 --> 00:23:46,195
- and I did all the work.
- 473
- 00:23:46,275 --> 00:23:47,930
- Well, what happened tonight
- would not happen
- 474
- 00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,631
- if you had someone there
- with you.
- 475
- 00:23:49,711 --> 00:23:52,468
- That's all I'm saying.
- 476
- 00:23:52,548 --> 00:23:54,403
- Yeah.
- 477
- 00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:57,050
- Maybe.
- 478
- 00:24:00,289 --> 00:24:08,295
- ¶ ¶
- 479
- 00:24:18,073 --> 00:24:20,262
- Hey, you find
- a parking spot okay?
- 480
- 00:24:20,342 --> 00:24:23,065
- I actually walked here.
- I don't have a car.
- 481
- 00:24:23,145 --> 00:24:24,500
- You don't have
- a car in LA?
- 482
- 00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:29,738
- Yeah, or any other city.
- I don't have a car.
- 483
- 00:24:29,818 --> 00:24:31,273
- Speaking of, nice one.
- 484
- 00:24:31,353 --> 00:24:33,942
- I like it.
- Thanks.
- 485
- 00:24:34,022 --> 00:24:36,745
- Is that, like,
- an environmental issue or...
- 486
- 00:24:36,825 --> 00:24:39,181
- No, my life's just pretty
- contained to this area,
- 487
- 00:24:39,261 --> 00:24:42,095
- so I don't need a car.
- 488
- 00:24:48,203 --> 00:24:50,993
- So what made you come around?
- Does it matter?
- 489
- 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:52,528
- You seemed really desperate
- and pathetic.
- 490
- 00:24:52,608 --> 00:24:54,763
- Just be glad
- I'm letting you do this.
- 491
- 00:24:54,843 --> 00:24:58,867
- Oh. A charity case.
- I'll take it.
- 492
- 00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:00,335
- So are you
- from around here or...
- 493
- 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,738
- Shouldn't you have something
- to write this down with?
- 494
- 00:25:02,818 --> 00:25:04,072
- No, I just prefer
- to listen.
- 495
- 00:25:04,152 --> 00:25:05,941
- Oh, God, are you, like,
- one of those waiters
- 496
- 00:25:06,021 --> 00:25:07,209
- who doesn't write
- anything down
- 497
- 00:25:07,289 --> 00:25:09,378
- and then fucks
- the order all up?
- 498
- 00:25:09,458 --> 00:25:11,580
- Uh, no, I'm like
- one of those waiters
- 499
- 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:14,116
- who doesn't write anything down
- and gets it all right.
- 500
- 00:25:14,196 --> 00:25:16,518
- By the way, no names,
- places, pictures,
- 501
- 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,020
- nothing that can tie me
- to this article,
- 502
- 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,321
- or I will rip
- your balls off.
- 503
- 00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,323
- I don't even know
- your real name.
- 504
- 00:25:21,403 --> 00:25:24,126
- Where are we going, anyway?
- I have an 11:00.
- 505
- 00:25:24,206 --> 00:25:26,640
- In the morning?
- 506
- 00:25:30,546 --> 00:25:32,201
- Hey, Ruth,
- I'm so sorry I'm late.
- 507
- 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:34,002
- Oh, no problem, Natalie.
- Jared's waiting in the kitchen.
- 508
- 00:25:34,082 --> 00:25:35,504
- Okay.
- Did you hear that, Natalie?
- 509
- 00:25:35,584 --> 00:25:37,539
- Jared's waiting
- in the kitchen, Natalie.
- 510
- 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:39,808
- And who's this?
- Oh, hi, I'm Mitch.
- 511
- 00:25:39,888 --> 00:25:41,210
- A friend from out of town.
- 512
- 00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,579
- He has nothing to do today
- because he has no friends.
- 513
- 00:25:43,659 --> 00:25:46,014
- Also, he's a little slow.
- 514
- 00:25:46,094 --> 00:25:48,083
- Do you mind if he hangs out here
- for the hour?
- 515
- 00:25:48,163 --> 00:25:50,552
- Oh, bless his heart.
- Of course, come in.
- 516
- 00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,888
- Thanks.
- Hey, this is weird.
- 517
- 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,591
- Who's Jared?
- Her ten-year-old son.
- 518
- 00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:57,359
- She's paying you to have sex
- with her ten-year-old son?
- 519
- 00:25:57,439 --> 00:25:58,427
- This is...you know what?
- I can't do this.
- 520
- 00:25:58,507 --> 00:25:59,862
- Shut up.
- Pretend you don't exist.
- 521
- 00:25:59,942 --> 00:26:00,863
- I thought I could do it.
- I can't.
- 522
- 00:26:00,943 --> 00:26:03,198
- And shut the door.
- 523
- 00:26:03,278 --> 00:26:06,535
- For the record,
- I'm not comfortable with this.
- 524
- 00:26:06,615 --> 00:26:08,704
- ¶ ¶
- 525
- 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:11,585
- Great, so what do all
- these equations have in common?
- 526
- 00:26:18,627 --> 00:26:19,948
- So why do you tutor
- when you're pulling in
- 527
- 00:26:20,028 --> 00:26:21,650
- over one,000 bucks a night?
- 528
- 00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:24,953
- Escorts have family members
- that ask questions too.
- 529
- 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:27,356
- Believe it or not,
- I actually enjoy teaching.
- 530
- 00:26:27,436 --> 00:26:29,324
- You know, my tutor
- was a 300-pound guy
- 531
- 00:26:29,404 --> 00:26:31,226
- whose breath
- smelled like salami.
- 532
- 00:26:31,306 --> 00:26:32,494
- Lovely.
- 533
- 00:26:32,574 --> 00:26:34,696
- How'd you get into this
- in the first place?
- 534
- 00:26:34,776 --> 00:26:36,498
- Don't do that.
- Do what?
- 535
- 00:26:36,578 --> 00:26:38,901
- Don't ask questions.
- 536
- 00:26:38,981 --> 00:26:41,236
- I...how am I supposed
- to do my job then?
- 537
- 00:26:41,316 --> 00:26:43,071
- Just don't make it feel like
- an interview, you know?
- 538
- 00:26:43,151 --> 00:26:44,706
- Let's just be friends.
- 539
- 00:26:44,786 --> 00:26:48,243
- You do have friends, right?
- 540
- 00:26:48,323 --> 00:26:52,314
- Yeah, and I ask them questions
- when I want to know things.
- 541
- 00:26:52,394 --> 00:26:53,515
- God, I can already tell
- you're gonna be
- 542
- 00:26:53,595 --> 00:26:55,217
- so fucking annoying.
- 543
- 00:26:55,297 --> 00:26:59,621
- ¶ Onion, two carrots,
- two cups of adzuki beans ¶
- 544
- 00:26:59,701 --> 00:27:04,927
- ¶ My baby, she knows
- how to keep that figure lean ¶
- 545
- 00:27:05,007 --> 00:27:06,628
- That was cute, babe.
- 546
- 00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:08,030
- Well, there's more
- where that came from.
- 547
- 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:10,866
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
- 548
- 00:27:10,946 --> 00:27:12,512
- That was for you.
- Oh, yeah?
- 549
- 00:27:13,415 --> 00:27:14,736
- Hey, guys,
- please stop having sex.
- 550
- 00:27:14,816 --> 00:27:15,804
- We have company.
- 551
- 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,272
- Hi, babe.
- Hey, babe.
- 552
- 00:27:17,352 --> 00:27:18,707
- Mmm, hey!
- 553
- 00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:20,175
- Dominick, Dana,
- this is Mitch.
- 554
- 00:27:20,255 --> 00:27:21,810
- Mitch, my friends.
- Hey.
- 555
- 00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:22,811
- Hey, how you guys doing?
- 556
- 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,047
- Good.
- Hey, man.
- 557
- 00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:26,848
- What'd you think of my song?
- 558
- 00:27:26,928 --> 00:27:30,730
- Oh, it was, uh...inspiring.
- 559
- 00:27:32,367 --> 00:27:35,223
- Rock on.
- 560
- 00:27:35,303 --> 00:27:37,025
- Dominick's gonna be
- the next Bob Dylan
- 561
- 00:27:37,105 --> 00:27:38,594
- or John Mayer.
- 562
- 00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:41,330
- Bruno Mars or something.
- Certainly a wide range.
- 563
- 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:43,832
- Mm-hmm.
- 564
- 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,834
- Hey, thanks, man.
- 565
- 00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,569
- Appreciate that.
- 566
- 00:27:47,649 --> 00:27:49,649
- Means a lot.
- 567
- 00:27:52,988 --> 00:27:54,876
- You guys should totally
- stay for lunch.
- 568
- 00:27:54,956 --> 00:27:57,057
- Yeah.
- 569
- 00:28:00,362 --> 00:28:03,352
- Shit, we just ate.
- Yeah, really full.
- 570
- 00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:05,621
- Which is unfortunate,
- 'cause this all
- 571
- 00:28:05,701 --> 00:28:07,022
- looks delicious, but...
- 572
- 00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:10,359
- So the nice car,
- the downtown loft.
- 573
- 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:13,862
- Is this all you,
- or did your parents
- 574
- 00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:15,464
- have money
- when you were growing up?
- 575
- 00:28:15,544 --> 00:28:17,165
- They help you out?
- What's...what's going on here?
- 576
- 00:28:17,245 --> 00:28:20,002
- Single mom,
- high school teacher.
- 577
- 00:28:20,082 --> 00:28:23,249
- What about your dad?
- Never met him.
- 578
- 00:28:26,421 --> 00:28:28,276
- I'm still having trouble kind of
- wrapping my head around you.
- 579
- 00:28:28,356 --> 00:28:29,945
- I mean, you went
- to a great school
- 580
- 00:28:30,025 --> 00:28:31,213
- and got a great education.
- 581
- 00:28:31,293 --> 00:28:35,050
- You're not awful-looking.
- 582
- 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:38,198
- I just don't understand.
- 583
- 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:49,364
- Look, come on,
- you gotta give me something.
- 584
- 00:28:49,444 --> 00:28:51,199
- After graduation,
- I had to get a job
- 585
- 00:28:51,279 --> 00:28:52,401
- that paid enough
- to put a dent
- 586
- 00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,235
- in my student loans.
- 587
- 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:55,103
- This checked off
- all the boxes.
- 588
- 00:28:55,183 --> 00:28:57,039
- Okay, well,
- there are plenty of normal jobs
- 589
- 00:28:57,119 --> 00:28:57,973
- that pay well, right?
- 590
- 00:28:58,053 --> 00:28:59,441
- Yeah, not like this.
- 591
- 00:28:59,521 --> 00:29:01,576
- Once I hit a certain number,
- I'll call it quits.
- 592
- 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:03,412
- I've got some ideas
- of what I want to do,
- 593
- 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,047
- but for now, this is it.
- 594
- 00:29:05,127 --> 00:29:07,015
- Number...what kind of number
- are we talking about?
- 595
- 00:29:07,095 --> 00:29:10,952
- Last year, I made
- 213,000 tax-free.
- 596
- 00:29:11,032 --> 00:29:13,522
- I figure at that rate,
- another 21/two years
- 597
- 00:29:13,602 --> 00:29:17,359
- and I'll have the flexibility
- to do what I want.
- 598
- 00:29:17,439 --> 00:29:19,895
- Holy shit.
- 599
- 00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:22,742
- Got to get ready.
- Don't be so shocked.
- 600
- 00:29:24,646 --> 00:29:28,503
- So tell me about yourself.
- Who is Mitchell Cooper?
- 601
- 00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:30,172
- Can't we just be,
- like, friends
- 602
- 00:29:30,252 --> 00:29:31,940
- and, like, hang out
- and chill and not ask questions?
- 603
- 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:34,876
- Hey, asshole.
- I don't sound like that.
- 604
- 00:29:34,956 --> 00:29:36,378
- What do you want to know?
- 605
- 00:29:36,458 --> 00:29:38,346
- I don't know, anything,
- whatever.
- 606
- 00:29:38,426 --> 00:29:42,117
- Just people
- with normal lives fascinate me.
- 607
- 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:45,587
- Normal, is that what
- you think of me?
- 608
- 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,389
- Mm, I don't know.
- 609
- 00:29:47,469 --> 00:29:48,757
- Uh, let's see.
- 610
- 00:29:48,837 --> 00:29:52,194
- Well, I...I worked
- at The Los Angeles Review.
- 611
- 00:29:52,274 --> 00:29:54,896
- I mostly wrote
- for the obituary section.
- 612
- 00:29:54,976 --> 00:29:59,034
- That's kind of cool in, like,
- a gothic loner kind of way.
- 613
- 00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:01,470
- I don't know,
- I just kind of...
- 614
- 00:30:01,550 --> 00:30:04,172
- kind of enjoyed finding
- the best possible combination
- 615
- 00:30:04,252 --> 00:30:07,409
- of words to tell
- someone's story, you know?
- 616
- 00:30:07,489 --> 00:30:08,977
- I like it
- when I read the obituary
- 617
- 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:10,412
- and I look at the picture
- 618
- 00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:13,215
- of the person
- smiling and looking all happy,
- 619
- 00:30:13,295 --> 00:30:15,684
- and you forget
- about the pancreatic cancer
- 620
- 00:30:15,764 --> 00:30:17,619
- or whatever shit happened.
- 621
- 00:30:17,699 --> 00:30:22,224
- It's nice.
- Zip me up?
- 622
- 00:30:22,304 --> 00:30:24,493
- Um...
- 623
- 00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:26,161
- yeah, sure.
- 624
- 00:30:26,241 --> 00:30:27,941
- Sure.
- 625
- 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:35,036
- ¶ I know ¶
- 626
- 00:30:35,116 --> 00:30:38,106
- ¶ Know there's a way ¶
- 627
- 00:30:38,186 --> 00:30:43,111
- Yeah, well,
- zipped up.
- 628
- 00:30:43,191 --> 00:30:44,179
- If you're gonna be seen
- with me,
- 629
- 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,548
- I can't have you
- wearing that.
- 630
- 00:30:46,628 --> 00:30:50,519
- What's wrong
- with what I'm wearing?
- 631
- 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,098
- You look like Mr. Rogers.
- 632
- 00:30:56,638 --> 00:31:00,362
- What the fuck am I wearing?
- 633
- 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,696
- What?
- 634
- 00:31:01,776 --> 00:31:03,431
- I look like a band member
- from Jesse and the Rippers
- 635
- 00:31:03,511 --> 00:31:05,233
- from Full House, that's what.
- 636
- 00:31:05,313 --> 00:31:07,269
- I think you look hip
- and handsome,
- 637
- 00:31:07,349 --> 00:31:08,370
- like you belong.
- 638
- 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:11,873
- In a Robin Thicke video.
- A little bit.
- 639
- 00:31:11,953 --> 00:31:14,042
- Well, if you're gonna be
- seen with me,
- 640
- 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,677
- this is what you're wearing.
- 641
- 00:31:15,757 --> 00:31:17,579
- You just get a couple
- different color T-shirts.
- 642
- 00:31:17,659 --> 00:31:18,847
- You rotate them around.
- 643
- 00:31:18,927 --> 00:31:20,782
- It'll be like
- a whole new outfit.
- 644
- 00:31:20,862 --> 00:31:22,417
- The chain looks great on you.
- I...
- 645
- 00:31:22,497 --> 00:31:24,619
- It does.
- 646
- 00:31:24,699 --> 00:31:26,521
- You're gonna wait at the bar
- until I land a client.
- 647
- 00:31:26,601 --> 00:31:28,089
- Don't leave.
- 648
- 00:31:28,169 --> 00:31:30,158
- When I do get somebody,
- I'm gonna go to room 1516.
- 649
- 00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:32,093
- Just wait in the hall
- until I'm done.
- 650
- 00:31:32,173 --> 00:31:34,095
- Remember, you're a ghost.
- Got it.
- 651
- 00:31:34,175 --> 00:31:38,900
- But if I do summon you,
- you may engage me.
- 652
- 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:42,237
- Engage you?
- What are you, the NSA?
- 653
- 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:43,939
- Do I look like I'm laughing?
- 654
- 00:31:44,019 --> 00:31:46,007
- On the outside, no,
- but maybe on the inside?
- 655
- 00:31:46,087 --> 00:31:48,554
- No.
- Okay.
- 656
- 00:31:50,558 --> 00:31:51,847
- All right.
- 657
- 00:31:51,927 --> 00:31:54,783
- Can I have a drink or...
- 658
- 00:31:54,863 --> 00:31:57,986
- Would you pay
- to have sex with me?
- 659
- 00:31:58,066 --> 00:31:59,921
- I thought we've already
- been through this.
- 660
- 00:32:00,001 --> 00:32:01,256
- I can't afford you.
- 661
- 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:05,227
- I know, but, like,
- am I fucking hot enough?
- 662
- 00:32:05,307 --> 00:32:08,563
- Oh, even the pros
- need a pep talk
- 663
- 00:32:08,643 --> 00:32:11,833
- once in a while, huh?
- 664
- 00:32:11,913 --> 00:32:15,882
- I mean, yeah, you're hot.
- 665
- 00:32:18,586 --> 00:32:20,508
- I understand
- it's a part of aging,
- 666
- 00:32:20,588 --> 00:32:24,279
- but I still think of myself
- as a young guy.
- 667
- 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,848
- Oh?
- I think it's manly.
- 668
- 00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:28,283
- All right, here.
- 669
- 00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:31,364
- I'll let you feel something
- that's manly, huh?
- 670
- 00:32:32,634 --> 00:32:34,155
- That's funny,
- but if you try that shit again,
- 671
- 00:32:34,235 --> 00:32:35,457
- I'm gonna have my guy over there
- 672
- 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:39,995
- snap off that puny excuse
- for a dick.
- 673
- 00:32:40,075 --> 00:32:41,029
- Oh, hey, I was just...
- 674
- 00:32:41,109 --> 00:32:43,498
- I was just messing around.
- 675
- 00:32:43,578 --> 00:32:45,700
- Come on, there's no need
- to get worked up here.
- 676
- 00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:47,213
- Come on,
- we're just having drinks.
- 677
- 00:32:50,785 --> 00:32:55,110
- Fuck yes! Oh!
- Oh, my God.
- 678
- 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,378
- Bullshit.
- 679
- 00:32:56,458 --> 00:32:58,013
- What, you don't think
- it's possible
- 680
- 00:32:58,093 --> 00:32:59,848
- for me to enjoy the sex?
- 681
- 00:32:59,928 --> 00:33:01,449
- Not to that degree
- and certainly not
- 682
- 00:33:01,529 --> 00:33:02,584
- with a guy like that.
- 683
- 00:33:02,664 --> 00:33:04,619
- I got to have something
- for them to come back for.
- 684
- 00:33:04,699 --> 00:33:06,955
- I mean, it's all
- about generating regulars.
- 685
- 00:33:07,035 --> 00:33:09,124
- What, you think
- those artificial orgasm noises
- 686
- 00:33:09,204 --> 00:33:10,759
- is what brings them back?
- 687
- 00:33:10,839 --> 00:33:12,661
- Dude, I get rave reviews.
- 688
- 00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,530
- I'll be sure to check out
- your Yelp page when I get home.
- 689
- 00:33:15,610 --> 00:33:18,478
- You should.
- Five stars.
- 690
- 00:33:21,149 --> 00:33:22,504
- Who's texting so much?
- 691
- 00:33:22,584 --> 00:33:23,772
- Girlfriend?
- 692
- 00:33:23,852 --> 00:33:26,541
- No, just people.
- 693
- 00:33:26,621 --> 00:33:29,577
- All right, meet me here
- tomorrow, ten:00 a.m.
- 694
- 00:33:29,657 --> 00:33:32,914
- All right.
- Hey.
- 695
- 00:33:32,994 --> 00:33:37,319
- Seriously,
- thanks for doing this.
- 696
- 00:33:37,399 --> 00:33:39,465
- Ride's on me.
- 697
- 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:46,094
- It's nice of them to give me
- a complimentary tea.
- 698
- 00:33:46,174 --> 00:33:48,964
- So do you have a pimp, or do you
- do all your own bookings?
- 699
- 00:33:49,044 --> 00:33:51,132
- All generated
- by yours truly.
- 700
- 00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:55,203
- Ah, an entrepreneur.
- Why go pimp-less?
- 701
- 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:56,237
- They take too much
- of the pie
- 702
- 00:33:56,317 --> 00:33:58,106
- for what they're worth.
- 703
- 00:33:58,186 --> 00:33:59,507
- But isn't it, like,
- dangerous for you
- 704
- 00:33:59,587 --> 00:34:01,343
- to be out there all alone?
- 705
- 00:34:01,423 --> 00:34:02,777
- I'm not gonna answer
- another question
- 706
- 00:34:02,857 --> 00:34:05,246
- until you man up
- and get a pedicure.
- 707
- 00:34:05,326 --> 00:34:07,015
- No, I'm not...I'm not gonna
- get a pedicure.
- 708
- 00:34:07,095 --> 00:34:08,116
- I've never had
- a pedicure before.
- 709
- 00:34:08,196 --> 00:34:09,351
- I'm not gonna
- get a pedicure.
- 710
- 00:34:09,431 --> 00:34:11,920
- Hey, do manicures
- come with this?
- 711
- 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:14,122
- No, that's extra.
- Would you like one?
- 712
- 00:34:14,202 --> 00:34:16,624
- Well, I just figure
- since we're here.
- 713
- 00:34:16,704 --> 00:34:17,625
- Hmm.
- Right?
- 714
- 00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:18,693
- Right.
- 715
- 00:34:18,773 --> 00:34:22,464
- One-stop shopping
- sort of thing.
- 716
- 00:34:22,544 --> 00:34:24,499
- No polish, though.
- No, of course not.
- 717
- 00:34:24,579 --> 00:34:25,500
- No polish.
- 718
- 00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:27,936
- Yeah...yeah, it varies
- 719
- 00:34:28,016 --> 00:34:30,572
- anywhere from two to eight guys
- a week.
- 720
- 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:32,307
- Most of them are regulars.
- 721
- 00:34:32,387 --> 00:34:33,675
- Wait, let's just back up
- a little bit.
- 722
- 00:34:33,755 --> 00:34:36,144
- How do you even get into this
- in the first place?
- 723
- 00:34:36,224 --> 00:34:37,412
- Dana had just
- started working,
- 724
- 00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:39,581
- and she was making
- all this money
- 725
- 00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,283
- while I was barely
- covering the rent from tutoring,
- 726
- 00:34:42,363 --> 00:34:45,220
- and, um, one night,
- she took me to a club
- 727
- 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:46,955
- and introduced me
- to her pimp.
- 728
- 00:34:47,035 --> 00:34:50,592
- Oh, so you did have a pimp
- at one point?
- 729
- 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:53,661
- Yes!
- Fucker.
- 730
- 00:34:53,741 --> 00:34:55,942
- Yeah, for a minute.
- Fuck.
- 731
- 00:34:59,047 --> 00:35:03,905
- Yeah.
- For a minute.
- 732
- 00:35:03,985 --> 00:35:06,074
- He gave me the $900 price tag
- 733
- 00:35:06,154 --> 00:35:08,443
- and called over
- one of his clients,
- 734
- 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:09,711
- and before I knew it,
- 735
- 00:35:09,791 --> 00:35:12,814
- his client came over
- and pulls out a wad of cash
- 736
- 00:35:12,894 --> 00:35:16,284
- and, um, puts it
- right in front of me.
- 737
- 00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:18,086
- You tell yourself that
- you would never do something
- 738
- 00:35:18,166 --> 00:35:21,156
- like that for money,
- 739
- 00:35:21,236 --> 00:35:25,304
- but when it's staring at you
- right in the face...
- 740
- 00:35:30,345 --> 00:35:33,401
- Come on,
- let's play another game.
- 741
- 00:35:33,481 --> 00:35:34,536
- Let's go.
- 742
- 00:35:34,616 --> 00:35:36,438
- Yeah, another game
- where I kick your ass.
- 743
- 00:35:36,518 --> 00:35:38,706
- All right, this is unfair.
- I don't have this version.
- 744
- 00:35:38,786 --> 00:35:39,852
- I've got two years ago.
- 745
- 00:35:42,490 --> 00:35:44,913
- Well, aren't you guys
- in a celebratory mood?
- 746
- 00:35:44,993 --> 00:35:47,982
- Celebrating Benny's promotion,
- huh?
- 747
- 00:35:48,062 --> 00:35:49,584
- You little prick, right?
- 748
- 00:35:49,664 --> 00:35:52,754
- Now, I bet he has sucked
- more dick than you
- 749
- 00:35:52,834 --> 00:35:54,489
- to get where you are,
- 750
- 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:55,590
- right there, Benny?
- 751
- 00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,759
- Right?
- 752
- 00:35:57,839 --> 00:36:00,061
- God, relax, sweet tits, okay?
- 753
- 00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:01,863
- We're just having some fun,
- all right?
- 754
- 00:36:01,943 --> 00:36:03,498
- Let's have another shot.
- 755
- 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:06,167
- Hey, you want to move
- this party upstairs?
- 756
- 00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:09,104
- Whoa, whoa, group...
- group table here.
- 757
- 00:36:09,184 --> 00:36:11,372
- Come on, Warren, man, quit
- giving her such a hard time.
- 758
- 00:36:11,452 --> 00:36:13,541
- Shut the fuck up,
- Benny, all right?
- 759
- 00:36:13,621 --> 00:36:15,710
- Drink your drink, all right?
- She can take it.
- 760
- 00:36:15,790 --> 00:36:19,447
- She can take pretty much
- anything I can give her, right?
- 761
- 00:36:19,527 --> 00:36:21,716
- Huh? Oh!
- 762
- 00:36:21,796 --> 00:36:26,588
- Ohh, you fucking slut.
- 763
- 00:36:26,668 --> 00:36:28,890
- You know how many cocks
- you would have to sit on
- 764
- 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:30,158
- to pay for a shirt like this?
- 765
- 00:36:30,238 --> 00:36:31,359
- All right,
- that's fucking enough.
- 766
- 00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,162
- Mitch.
- 767
- 00:36:34,242 --> 00:36:37,966
- Uh...something going on
- over here?
- 768
- 00:36:38,046 --> 00:36:39,267
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 769
- 00:36:39,347 --> 00:36:43,138
- Mind your own
- fucking business, pal, okay?
- 770
- 00:36:43,218 --> 00:36:44,572
- No, he's not gonna
- mind his own business
- 771
- 00:36:44,652 --> 00:36:45,907
- because he's my bodyguard,
- 772
- 00:36:45,987 --> 00:36:47,375
- and if you don't
- shut the fuck up,
- 773
- 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,310
- he's gonna beat the crap
- out of you.
- 774
- 00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:53,025
- Oh. Wow.
- 775
- 00:36:55,797 --> 00:36:57,730
- Tough guy, huh?
- 776
- 00:37:00,101 --> 00:37:01,723
- You heard her.
- 777
- 00:37:01,803 --> 00:37:02,991
- If you don't shut the fuck up,
- 778
- 00:37:03,071 --> 00:37:05,338
- I'm gonna beat the crap
- out of you.
- 779
- 00:37:08,209 --> 00:37:09,931
- Why don't you get the fuck
- out of here?
- 780
- 00:37:10,011 --> 00:37:12,211
- Fuck this.
- 781
- 00:37:23,925 --> 00:37:25,358
- Wait, wait.
- 782
- 00:37:29,364 --> 00:37:31,553
- Wait, Mitch, Mitch, Mitch.
- Wait, wait, wait.
- 783
- 00:37:31,633 --> 00:37:34,055
- What are you, using me as, like,
- some sort of pimp or something?
- 784
- 00:37:34,135 --> 00:37:35,323
- Okay, we're using each other.
- 785
- 00:37:35,403 --> 00:37:36,858
- You get what you want,
- and I get what I want.
- 786
- 00:37:36,938 --> 00:37:38,660
- I can't beat up five guys.
- I'm not Bruce Lee.
- 787
- 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:40,828
- They're all talk. They're not
- gonna actually do anything.
- 788
- 00:37:40,908 --> 00:37:42,174
- Probably.
- 789
- 00:37:44,579 --> 00:37:47,513
- Think how great
- your article will be.
- 790
- 00:37:52,420 --> 00:37:55,543
- Just don't get me killed,
- okay?
- 791
- 00:37:55,623 --> 00:37:56,989
- Thanks.
- 792
- 00:37:59,193 --> 00:38:00,615
- Who keeps texting you?
- 793
- 00:38:00,695 --> 00:38:01,716
- People text.
- Friends text.
- 794
- 00:38:01,796 --> 00:38:03,084
- I'm sure you text.
- 795
- 00:38:03,164 --> 00:38:04,085
- Yeah, but that's,
- like, the text frequency
- 796
- 00:38:04,165 --> 00:38:06,154
- of a very desperate woman.
- 797
- 00:38:06,234 --> 00:38:08,089
- Hey, we're done here, right?
- 798
- 00:38:08,169 --> 00:38:10,391
- Yeah, I guess.
- 799
- 00:38:10,471 --> 00:38:14,495
- All right.
- I'll see you later.
- 800
- 00:38:14,575 --> 00:38:16,297
- Just like that?
- 801
- 00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:21,180
- Since when does a pimp have
- to explain anything to his ho?
- 802
- 00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:31,157
- ¶ ¶
- 803
- 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,830
- Don't stop.
- Don't stop, don't stop!
- 804
- 00:39:55,910 --> 00:39:58,978
- Like I said,
- I'm not planning on it.
- 805
- 00:40:14,762 --> 00:40:16,962
- Fuck.
- 806
- 00:40:18,933 --> 00:40:20,355
- I only caught the end,
- 807
- 00:40:20,435 --> 00:40:22,590
- but I think you were doing
- a little too much...
- 808
- 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,926
- You followed me.
- Yeah, I followed you.
- 809
- 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,461
- All that text messaging,
- 810
- 00:40:26,541 --> 00:40:29,597
- you were giving me, like,
- a creepy drug pin vibe.
- 811
- 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:33,434
- I needed to know what it was,
- and now I know.
- 812
- 00:40:33,514 --> 00:40:34,969
- Oh, a prostitute was worried
- 813
- 00:40:35,049 --> 00:40:36,738
- about being linked
- to a seedy underworld.
- 814
- 00:40:36,818 --> 00:40:38,639
- Yeah, if you're gonna be
- in charge of my safety,
- 815
- 00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,641
- I need to know that you're not
- gonna just sketch off
- 816
- 00:40:40,721 --> 00:40:43,111
- and leave me with
- a potentially dangerous client.
- 817
- 00:40:43,191 --> 00:40:44,579
- I thought you said
- this wasn't gonna be dangerous.
- 818
- 00:40:44,659 --> 00:40:46,180
- It's not gonna
- be dangerous for you.
- 819
- 00:40:46,260 --> 00:40:48,082
- I'm a sitting duck out there.
- 820
- 00:40:48,162 --> 00:40:50,885
- Look, you're my ticket
- to that job, okay?
- 821
- 00:40:50,965 --> 00:40:53,588
- I'm not just gonna leave you.
- 822
- 00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:56,190
- I just wanted to be clear.
- We're clear.
- 823
- 00:40:56,270 --> 00:40:58,237
- Perfect.
- 824
- 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,728
- How'd you meet her?
- 825
- 00:41:00,808 --> 00:41:02,163
- Who?
- 826
- 00:41:02,243 --> 00:41:03,865
- The girl you had bent
- over the bathroom sink.
- 827
- 00:41:03,945 --> 00:41:06,245
- I'm sure she has a name.
- 828
- 00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:14,742
- I'm sure she does,
- 829
- 00:41:14,822 --> 00:41:17,211
- but I don't know it.
- 830
- 00:41:17,291 --> 00:41:19,614
- Okay, look, that app
- connected us, all right?
- 831
- 00:41:19,694 --> 00:41:24,485
- What do I care
- if she's on her shift break?
- 832
- 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:27,588
- Is this a rare occurrence?
- 833
- 00:41:27,668 --> 00:41:29,490
- No.
- 834
- 00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,459
- This is fascinating.
- 835
- 00:41:31,539 --> 00:41:33,861
- Do you get tested?
- 836
- 00:41:33,941 --> 00:41:35,096
- Often.
- 837
- 00:41:35,176 --> 00:41:36,597
- What's been your worst scare?
- 838
- 00:41:36,677 --> 00:41:37,598
- Hep B.
- 839
- 00:41:37,678 --> 00:41:39,100
- Hep C.
- 840
- 00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:40,668
- Seriously?
- Seriously.
- 841
- 00:41:40,748 --> 00:41:42,537
- But you're all, like...
- Yeah, everything's fine, you?
- 842
- 00:41:42,617 --> 00:41:45,473
- Oh, I'm...I'm fine.
- But that two-week wait?
- 843
- 00:41:45,553 --> 00:41:46,874
- Holy shit, right?
- 844
- 00:41:46,954 --> 00:41:47,875
- I couldn't eat.
- 845
- 00:41:47,955 --> 00:41:50,689
- I couldn't sleep.
- 846
- 00:41:52,493 --> 00:41:55,149
- The worst part
- is going to that clinic
- 847
- 00:41:55,229 --> 00:41:58,586
- and sitting all alone.
- 848
- 00:41:58,666 --> 00:42:00,555
- It's awful.
- 849
- 00:42:00,635 --> 00:42:04,592
- And the place smells
- like a funeral home.
- 850
- 00:42:04,672 --> 00:42:07,962
- Yea...the hung poster
- of the ethnically diverse
- 851
- 00:42:08,042 --> 00:42:10,865
- STD-free people
- just kind of smiling there?
- 852
- 00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:13,212
- Yeah, what the fuck
- is that about?
- 853
- 00:42:16,784 --> 00:42:18,606
- Hey, I don't know
- what you're doing on Sunday,
- 854
- 00:42:18,686 --> 00:42:21,809
- but I'm heading to my dad's
- house for dinner, and if...
- 855
- 00:42:21,889 --> 00:42:24,545
- You want me to meet
- your family?
- 856
- 00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:26,647
- Not my fam...I mean,
- it's just my dad
- 857
- 00:42:26,727 --> 00:42:29,417
- and my sister,
- but yeah.
- 858
- 00:42:29,497 --> 00:42:31,118
- It'd be fun.
- 859
- 00:42:31,198 --> 00:42:34,021
- What's this really about?
- 860
- 00:42:34,101 --> 00:42:35,089
- What do you mean?
- 861
- 00:42:35,169 --> 00:42:36,157
- I thought
- it was poor form
- 862
- 00:42:36,237 --> 00:42:37,558
- to bring your work
- home with you.
- 863
- 00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:41,729
- Well, you're a presentable
- piece of work.
- 864
- 00:42:41,809 --> 00:42:44,398
- Okay, look, my family
- thinks that I'm kind of,
- 865
- 00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,234
- like, a big fuck-up,
- and, well,
- 866
- 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:49,136
- you're smart and pretty
- and personable.
- 867
- 00:42:49,216 --> 00:42:51,405
- And if I were to bring
- someone like you home,
- 868
- 00:42:51,485 --> 00:42:54,520
- they'd, you know, think
- I'm getting my shit together.
- 869
- 00:42:56,557 --> 00:42:58,446
- You think I'm pretty?
- 870
- 00:42:58,526 --> 00:43:00,515
- Look, just...
- 871
- 00:43:00,595 --> 00:43:02,517
- deal or no?
- 872
- 00:43:02,597 --> 00:43:05,386
- I suppose
- I'll wear something tasteful
- 873
- 00:43:05,466 --> 00:43:08,823
- and girlfriend-y,
- 874
- 00:43:08,903 --> 00:43:10,057
- but I'm not holding your hand,
- 875
- 00:43:10,137 --> 00:43:11,659
- and you can't call me
- babe or boo
- 876
- 00:43:11,739 --> 00:43:13,094
- or anything
- that starts with a B.
- 877
- 00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:14,662
- Oh, my God, monkey,
- you're gonna be great.
- 878
- 00:43:14,742 --> 00:43:17,576
- Don't even.
- 879
- 00:43:19,981 --> 00:43:21,769
- With all the time
- you're spending on this article,
- 880
- 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:23,404
- it better be good, man.
- 881
- 00:43:23,484 --> 00:43:26,908
- It's good, I think.
- I don't know.
- 882
- 00:43:26,988 --> 00:43:29,944
- Wow, you sound
- super confident.
- 883
- 00:43:30,024 --> 00:43:31,379
- How far into it are you?
- 884
- 00:43:31,459 --> 00:43:34,949
- It's still in the, uh,
- researching stage.
- 885
- 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:36,918
- You gonna tell me
- what it's about or what?
- 886
- 00:43:36,998 --> 00:43:38,486
- Nope.
- 887
- 00:43:38,566 --> 00:43:39,687
- Why?
- 888
- 00:43:39,767 --> 00:43:42,123
- You're just gonna
- be annoying about it.
- 889
- 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:44,659
- Am I ever annoying?
- 890
- 00:43:44,739 --> 00:43:46,227
- All right, fine, it's, um,
- 891
- 00:43:46,307 --> 00:43:48,129
- just some profile
- on some girl.
- 892
- 00:43:48,209 --> 00:43:50,631
- It's nothing.
- 893
- 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:53,334
- And she's topical?
- Why?
- 894
- 00:43:53,414 --> 00:43:56,671
- Well, uh,
- she went to Stanford.
- 895
- 00:43:56,751 --> 00:43:58,439
- Second-tier school, but...
- 896
- 00:43:58,519 --> 00:44:00,942
- And, um, you know,
- 897
- 00:44:01,022 --> 00:44:03,288
- men pay her for...for sex.
- 898
- 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:09,417
- You're doing a profile
- on a prostitute?
- 899
- 00:44:09,497 --> 00:44:11,919
- Well, if you want
- to get technical about it,
- 900
- 00:44:11,999 --> 00:44:13,354
- I guess, but...
- 901
- 00:44:13,434 --> 00:44:15,156
- Well, I mean, they do say
- write what you know.
- 902
- 00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,369
- What are you fucking doing?
- 903
- 00:44:20,374 --> 00:44:28,703
- ¶ ¶
- 904
- 00:44:28,783 --> 00:44:30,649
- All right, this one?
- 905
- 00:44:38,192 --> 00:44:41,182
- You didn't tell me
- you were Bruce fucking Wayne.
- 906
- 00:44:41,262 --> 00:44:45,753
- Is this new money, old money?
- What's going on here?
- 907
- 00:44:45,833 --> 00:44:48,322
- My dad was a songwriter
- in the '70s.
- 908
- 00:44:48,402 --> 00:44:50,524
- Probably a bunch
- of classics that
- 909
- 00:44:50,604 --> 00:44:53,672
- you've never heard of and none
- that I care to remember.
- 910
- 00:44:57,378 --> 00:44:59,611
- Okay.
- 911
- 00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:06,040
- You look like
- Betty White's granddaughter.
- 912
- 00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,308
- Did you win
- your chess tournament?
- 913
- 00:45:07,388 --> 00:45:09,977
- I did, actually.
- I look great.
- 914
- 00:45:10,057 --> 00:45:11,445
- Shit, how do I
- address the butler?
- 915
- 00:45:11,525 --> 00:45:13,881
- I've never done this.
- I don't have a butler.
- 916
- 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,549
- Em, hey.
- 917
- 00:45:15,629 --> 00:45:17,284
- I was beginning to think
- you forgot about me.
- 918
- 00:45:17,364 --> 00:45:19,754
- You? Come on.
- Hey, I'm Natalie.
- 919
- 00:45:19,834 --> 00:45:22,056
- Holy shit.
- You're pretty.
- 920
- 00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:24,091
- Well, you're adorable
- yourself, little lady.
- 921
- 00:45:24,171 --> 00:45:25,426
- This is my sister...
- 922
- 00:45:25,506 --> 00:45:29,230
- But you're, like,
- so fucking pretty.
- 923
- 00:45:29,310 --> 00:45:30,731
- You're, uh,
- you're so fucking pretty.
- 924
- 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:32,311
- I like her.
- 925
- 00:45:37,351 --> 00:45:39,340
- I see Dad's not getting on you
- about the cursing.
- 926
- 00:45:39,420 --> 00:45:41,142
- If he's gonna
- make me play JV football,
- 927
- 00:45:41,222 --> 00:45:44,912
- he's gonna have to deal
- with the cursing I'm exposed to.
- 928
- 00:45:44,992 --> 00:45:46,347
- Why is he making you
- play football?
- 929
- 00:45:46,427 --> 00:45:48,015
- Because Mitch quit
- when he was in high school,
- 930
- 00:45:48,095 --> 00:45:49,884
- and he doesn't want me
- ending up like him.
- 931
- 00:45:49,964 --> 00:45:51,318
- Why, what's wrong with Mitch?
- 932
- 00:45:51,398 --> 00:45:53,454
- Dad says he's poor
- and will continue to be poor
- 933
- 00:45:53,534 --> 00:45:56,257
- if he keeps working
- in a dying industry.
- 934
- 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:57,569
- Wait here.
- 935
- 00:45:59,140 --> 00:46:01,429
- Home.
- I love it.
- 936
- 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:05,199
- Mitch is here.
- 937
- 00:46:05,279 --> 00:46:08,113
- He's on to some workout video
- these days.
- 938
- 00:46:12,553 --> 00:46:14,253
- Mitchell.
- 939
- 00:46:15,990 --> 00:46:17,778
- Dad, hey.
- Good to...
- 940
- 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,880
- Ha, yeah.
- See you.
- 941
- 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:21,882
- Yeah, you too.
- 942
- 00:46:21,962 --> 00:46:23,818
- You're wearing your contact
- lenses again, aren't you?
- 943
- 00:46:23,898 --> 00:46:25,119
- Yeah.
- 944
- 00:46:25,199 --> 00:46:28,422
- You look a lot less anal
- without your glasses.
- 945
- 00:46:28,502 --> 00:46:31,025
- Thank you, I think.
- 946
- 00:46:31,105 --> 00:46:32,393
- And this must be?
- 947
- 00:46:32,473 --> 00:46:33,394
- I'm Natalie.
- 948
- 00:46:33,474 --> 00:46:35,563
- Gorgeous, just gorgeous.
- 949
- 00:46:35,643 --> 00:46:37,832
- I'm Charles.
- You have a beautiful home.
- 950
- 00:46:37,912 --> 00:46:39,266
- Eh, it's all right.
- 951
- 00:46:39,346 --> 00:46:41,235
- It's been a while
- since Mitchell
- 952
- 00:46:41,315 --> 00:46:42,903
- brought a girlfriend
- around here.
- 953
- 00:46:42,983 --> 00:46:45,473
- How long you two been dating?
- 954
- 00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:48,109
- Uh, four...
- Six...
- 955
- 00:46:48,189 --> 00:46:49,210
- Four to six months.
- 956
- 00:46:49,290 --> 00:46:50,311
- We...we average it
- out to five.
- 957
- 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:51,879
- The beginning
- is always weird.
- 958
- 00:46:51,959 --> 00:46:53,447
- Does it start
- with the first text message,
- 959
- 00:46:53,527 --> 00:46:54,248
- the first kiss?
- 960
- 00:46:54,328 --> 00:46:56,217
- First kiss.
- Totes.
- 961
- 00:46:56,297 --> 00:46:58,385
- Totes. Monkey,
- why don't you write that down?
- 962
- 00:46:58,465 --> 00:47:00,254
- First kiss.
- 963
- 00:47:00,334 --> 00:47:03,324
- Stanford?
- That's impressive.
- 964
- 00:47:03,404 --> 00:47:06,594
- I knew a girl
- from Stanford once.
- 965
- 00:47:06,674 --> 00:47:09,096
- Twice, actually.
- 966
- 00:47:09,176 --> 00:47:11,699
- Natalie's running
- her own tutoring business.
- 967
- 00:47:11,779 --> 00:47:13,167
- Can you tutor me
- in biology?
- 968
- 00:47:13,247 --> 00:47:14,435
- My teacher's got it out
- for me.
- 969
- 00:47:14,515 --> 00:47:17,037
- She's a grade-A cunt.
- Language.
- 970
- 00:47:17,117 --> 00:47:19,173
- JV football.
- 971
- 00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:21,342
- I wish I could,
- but I only teach math.
- 972
- 00:47:21,422 --> 00:47:23,611
- Ha, Mitchell was never
- any good at math.
- 973
- 00:47:23,691 --> 00:47:25,045
- Emily here's a whiz.
- 974
- 00:47:25,125 --> 00:47:27,448
- Look at that, ten minutes
- before putting me down.
- 975
- 00:47:27,528 --> 00:47:28,783
- That's a new record.
- 976
- 00:47:28,863 --> 00:47:31,085
- Not everybody is good
- at the same things, Mitchell.
- 977
- 00:47:31,165 --> 00:47:33,087
- Dad doesn't think Mitch
- applies himself and says
- 978
- 00:47:33,167 --> 00:47:36,390
- he looks to blame
- other people for his problems.
- 979
- 00:47:36,470 --> 00:47:38,726
- I think
- Mitch is gonna be just fine.
- 980
- 00:47:38,806 --> 00:47:39,927
- I've actually been
- reading the article
- 981
- 00:47:40,007 --> 00:47:41,162
- that he's writing
- for that magazine,
- 982
- 00:47:41,242 --> 00:47:43,697
- and it's really good.
- 983
- 00:47:43,777 --> 00:47:45,266
- He's a great writer.
- 984
- 00:47:45,346 --> 00:47:47,334
- Well, that's great news,
- Mitchell.
- 985
- 00:47:47,414 --> 00:47:48,869
- What's it about?
- 986
- 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,906
- The article, uh, it's, um...
- 987
- 00:47:51,986 --> 00:47:55,342
- Well, you know when, um...
- 988
- 00:47:55,422 --> 00:47:59,346
- How...how would I
- describe this?
- 989
- 00:47:59,426 --> 00:48:03,717
- It's about me
- and my business.
- 990
- 00:48:03,797 --> 00:48:04,919
- The learning habits
- of children
- 991
- 00:48:04,999 --> 00:48:07,955
- and what motivates them
- and such.
- 992
- 00:48:08,035 --> 00:48:10,324
- Wow, can't wait
- to read that one.
- 993
- 00:48:10,404 --> 00:48:11,592
- No offense.
- 994
- 00:48:11,672 --> 00:48:13,627
- Yeah, no disrespect
- to your profession, Natalie,
- 995
- 00:48:13,707 --> 00:48:16,130
- but it seems like if this is
- a one-shot audition thing,
- 996
- 00:48:16,210 --> 00:48:17,798
- why not just do something
- a little more,
- 997
- 00:48:17,878 --> 00:48:20,134
- I don't know, risqué?
- 998
- 00:48:20,214 --> 00:48:21,969
- Oh, I have a feeling
- if the article gets published,
- 999
- 00:48:22,049 --> 00:48:24,650
- the risqué will pop out.
- 1000
- 00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:34,081
- Yeah?
- 1001
- 00:48:34,161 --> 00:48:38,118
- Hey.
- Hey.
- 1002
- 00:48:38,198 --> 00:48:39,453
- She's pretty great, huh?
- 1003
- 00:48:39,533 --> 00:48:42,256
- Yeah, you might want
- to hang on to that one.
- 1004
- 00:48:42,336 --> 00:48:43,991
- Yeah.
- 1005
- 00:48:44,071 --> 00:48:46,927
- Hey, do you mind if I...
- 1006
- 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:49,897
- Uh...sure.
- 1007
- 00:48:49,977 --> 00:48:52,411
- What can I do for you?
- 1008
- 00:48:55,783 --> 00:49:00,040
- So you remember last week?
- 1009
- 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,576
- Do you remember last week
- when I was short on rent?
- 1010
- 00:49:02,656 --> 00:49:04,678
- Well, since I'm not gonna
- find out about this article
- 1011
- 00:49:04,758 --> 00:49:07,748
- for a few more weeks, I'm gonna
- be short next week too.
- 1012
- 00:49:07,828 --> 00:49:09,783
- Mitchell, you know that
- I don't mind helping you out,
- 1013
- 00:49:09,863 --> 00:49:11,418
- even though my therapist
- is begging me
- 1014
- 00:49:11,498 --> 00:49:12,519
- to stop enabling you.
- 1015
- 00:49:12,599 --> 00:49:13,988
- Well, it's just
- until I get this job,
- 1016
- 00:49:14,068 --> 00:49:15,522
- and by the way,
- it's looking good,
- 1017
- 00:49:15,602 --> 00:49:17,758
- so I'm sure your therapist
- would be fine with that.
- 1018
- 00:49:17,838 --> 00:49:20,160
- It's not just Dr. Polanski.
- 1019
- 00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:21,640
- No?
- 1020
- 00:49:24,445 --> 00:49:26,667
- It's Krystal as well.
- Who's Krystal?
- 1021
- 00:49:26,747 --> 00:49:28,502
- She's my astrologist.
- I'm sorry, your what?
- 1022
- 00:49:28,582 --> 00:49:29,837
- My astrologist.
- 1023
- 00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:33,707
- She says when Mercury
- is in retrograde,
- 1024
- 00:49:33,787 --> 00:49:34,808
- like it is right now,
- 1025
- 00:49:34,888 --> 00:49:36,477
- I can't do anything financial.
- 1026
- 00:49:36,557 --> 00:49:38,612
- In fact, she's instructed me
- to freeze all my accounts
- 1027
- 00:49:38,692 --> 00:49:40,158
- for the month.
- 1028
- 00:49:43,797 --> 00:49:45,586
- Dad, th...
- 1029
- 00:49:45,666 --> 00:49:49,623
- this is the last time,
- I swear.
- 1030
- 00:49:49,703 --> 00:49:53,560
- Mitchell, I'm sorry.
- I wish I could help you out.
- 1031
- 00:49:53,640 --> 00:49:57,064
- Retrograde is retrograde.
- 1032
- 00:49:57,144 --> 00:49:59,600
- Right, uh, retrograde.
- 1033
- 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,179
- Yeah.
- 1034
- 00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:06,840
- Okay, Dad.
- 1035
- 00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,342
- Oh, have you gone
- to any of those meetings
- 1036
- 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:10,411
- that Dr. Polanski
- suggested for the sex thing?
- 1037
- 00:50:10,491 --> 00:50:12,579
- No, I didn't.
- You really might want to go.
- 1038
- 00:50:12,659 --> 00:50:14,159
- He can help you.
- 1039
- 00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:16,383
- 31/two.
- Can you do that?
- 1040
- 00:50:16,463 --> 00:50:18,430
- Okay, no big.
- 1041
- 00:50:22,202 --> 00:50:24,491
- Hey, just text us when
- you get picked up, all right?
- 1042
- 00:50:24,571 --> 00:50:27,561
- I'll get a ride home
- from one of the girls.
- 1043
- 00:50:27,641 --> 00:50:30,197
- Have fun.
- Thanks.
- 1044
- 00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:32,633
- Hey, thanks for being
- so cool at dinner tonight.
- 1045
- 00:50:32,713 --> 00:50:35,970
- I know my dad
- can be a little much.
- 1046
- 00:50:36,050 --> 00:50:38,405
- No, they're cool.
- 1047
- 00:50:38,485 --> 00:50:39,506
- I had fun.
- 1048
- 00:50:39,586 --> 00:50:41,375
- Although, if you do
- get this job,
- 1049
- 00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:44,578
- don't tell your dad
- that I'm your prostitute muse.
- 1050
- 00:50:44,658 --> 00:50:46,113
- It'll break his heart.
- 1051
- 00:50:46,193 --> 00:50:49,216
- I really think
- he likes you.
- 1052
- 00:50:49,296 --> 00:50:52,720
- I know.
- 1053
- 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:57,891
- So, uh...you probably
- want to go home now.
- 1054
- 00:50:57,971 --> 00:50:59,326
- What, are you kicking me out?
- 1055
- 00:50:59,406 --> 00:51:02,296
- No, no,
- I'm just saying here's your out,
- 1056
- 00:51:02,376 --> 00:51:04,465
- if you want it.
- 1057
- 00:51:04,545 --> 00:51:07,368
- Yeah, what I want to do is
- I want to drink wine
- 1058
- 00:51:07,448 --> 00:51:09,970
- on the porch of that giant
- fucking Scarface mansion.
- 1059
- 00:51:10,050 --> 00:51:11,638
- That's what I want to do.
- 1060
- 00:51:11,718 --> 00:51:14,208
- Then let's do that.
- 1061
- 00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:17,578
- Why do you go to a bar
- to pick up guys?
- 1062
- 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,313
- Why don't you have, like,
- an online profile?
- 1063
- 00:51:19,393 --> 00:51:21,048
- I'm not a fan
- of the Internet.
- 1064
- 00:51:21,128 --> 00:51:22,750
- That's trending
- downwards anyway,
- 1065
- 00:51:22,830 --> 00:51:26,286
- so I wouldn't worry
- about it.
- 1066
- 00:51:26,366 --> 00:51:29,123
- No, really,
- why are you an escort?
- 1067
- 00:51:29,203 --> 00:51:30,290
- And I don't want
- to hear any bullshit
- 1068
- 00:51:30,370 --> 00:51:32,126
- about how bad
- the economy is.
- 1069
- 00:51:32,206 --> 00:51:36,864
- You could do
- anything you want.
- 1070
- 00:51:36,944 --> 00:51:38,832
- I can't get a job.
- Bullshit.
- 1071
- 00:51:38,912 --> 00:51:40,946
- I don't believe that.
- 1072
- 00:51:43,050 --> 00:51:46,173
- Okay, look,
- this is off the record.
- 1073
- 00:51:46,253 --> 00:51:48,842
- Okay.
- No, I'm serious.
- 1074
- 00:51:48,922 --> 00:51:50,911
- You cannot put this
- in the article.
- 1075
- 00:51:50,991 --> 00:51:52,557
- Okay.
- 1076
- 00:52:02,469 --> 00:52:04,091
- When I was a senior
- in college,
- 1077
- 00:52:04,171 --> 00:52:06,326
- I made a list of the guys
- 1078
- 00:52:06,406 --> 00:52:07,895
- that I had sex with
- in school,
- 1079
- 00:52:07,975 --> 00:52:11,031
- and I put it into
- this PowerPoint presentation
- 1080
- 00:52:11,111 --> 00:52:14,034
- with pictures and things
- like dick size estimates,
- 1081
- 00:52:14,114 --> 00:52:16,203
- and, I mean,
- it was awesome.
- 1082
- 00:52:16,283 --> 00:52:17,471
- And I forwarded it
- to a bunch
- 1083
- 00:52:17,551 --> 00:52:20,407
- of my girlfriends
- as a stupid joke.
- 1084
- 00:52:20,487 --> 00:52:24,378
- Was there, like,
- a lot of guys on this list?
- 1085
- 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:26,280
- What's a lot?
- 1086
- 00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:31,819
- I don't know, like,
- 20s, 30...nine...
- 1087
- 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:35,422
- There was a lot.
- 1088
- 00:52:35,502 --> 00:52:36,890
- I was in college.
- 1089
- 00:52:36,970 --> 00:52:38,492
- I enjoy sex,
- and I don't think
- 1090
- 00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:41,640
- that that is anything
- to be ashamed of.
- 1091
- 00:52:43,944 --> 00:52:46,600
- But one of my asshole friends
- 1092
- 00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:48,936
- decides to forward it
- to one of her guy friends,
- 1093
- 00:52:49,016 --> 00:52:50,871
- who forwards it
- to one of his guy friends,
- 1094
- 00:52:50,951 --> 00:52:52,539
- and before you know it,
- 1095
- 00:52:52,619 --> 00:52:56,276
- it's hit all the major blogs,
- The Huffington Post.
- 1096
- 00:52:56,356 --> 00:52:59,179
- Piers Morgan
- was gracious enough
- 1097
- 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:02,182
- to use me
- as an example on CNN
- 1098
- 00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:05,219
- in supporting his claim
- that our selfie generation
- 1099
- 00:53:05,299 --> 00:53:07,454
- is the demise
- of civilization
- 1100
- 00:53:07,534 --> 00:53:10,057
- as we know it.
- 1101
- 00:53:10,137 --> 00:53:11,825
- I remember reading
- about this.
- 1102
- 00:53:11,905 --> 00:53:13,594
- That was me.
- That's you?
- 1103
- 00:53:13,674 --> 00:53:16,897
- That's me.
- 1104
- 00:53:16,977 --> 00:53:18,665
- Try getting a job
- when every Google search
- 1105
- 00:53:18,745 --> 00:53:22,536
- of your name has the word
- "whore" next to it.
- 1106
- 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:26,840
- I figure, if I'm gonna
- be called a whore,
- 1107
- 00:53:26,920 --> 00:53:29,654
- I might as well
- get paid like one.
- 1108
- 00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:35,227
- I'm sorry.
- 1109
- 00:53:37,231 --> 00:53:39,286
- Yeah.
- 1110
- 00:53:39,366 --> 00:53:42,256
- Everybody's got something,
- I guess.
- 1111
- 00:53:42,336 --> 00:53:44,358
- No, but that's, like,
- a big something.
- 1112
- 00:53:44,438 --> 00:53:46,471
- Thanks, dick.
- 1113
- 00:53:51,011 --> 00:53:52,566
- What's up?
- Oh, shit.
- 1114
- 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,513
- Uh, we got to go
- pick up Emily.
- 1115
- 00:54:00,087 --> 00:54:02,654
- What the...
- What happened?
- 1116
- 00:54:07,294 --> 00:54:09,583
- The girls wouldn't stop
- calling me Ice Box,
- 1117
- 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,718
- and now I feel sick too.
- 1118
- 00:54:11,798 --> 00:54:12,853
- I just want to go home.
- 1119
- 00:54:12,933 --> 00:54:13,987
- They called you what?
- 1120
- 00:54:14,067 --> 00:54:15,856
- Ice Box, the girl
- who plays football
- 1121
- 00:54:15,936 --> 00:54:17,925
- in the Little Giants.
- 1122
- 00:54:18,005 --> 00:54:21,195
- Little Giants,
- that's pretty funny.
- 1123
- 00:54:21,275 --> 00:54:23,197
- No, it's not funny at all.
- 1124
- 00:54:23,277 --> 00:54:24,731
- Why are they so mean to me?
- 1125
- 00:54:24,811 --> 00:54:26,266
- What did I do wrong?
- You know what?
- 1126
- 00:54:26,346 --> 00:54:28,335
- I'm gonna say something.
- Nobody bullies my little sister.
- 1127
- 00:54:28,415 --> 00:54:30,070
- No, I got this.
- No, you don't have to.
- 1128
- 00:54:30,150 --> 00:54:32,717
- No, I got this.
- 1129
- 00:54:35,722 --> 00:54:40,981
- ¶ ¶
- 1130
- 00:54:41,061 --> 00:54:43,717
- She looks like
- one tough motherfucker.
- 1131
- 00:54:43,797 --> 00:54:47,221
- Language.
- But yeah.
- 1132
- 00:54:47,301 --> 00:54:55,162
- ¶ ¶
- 1133
- 00:54:55,242 --> 00:54:56,597
- You're not what I expected.
- 1134
- 00:54:56,677 --> 00:54:57,898
- Oh, shit.
- What?
- 1135
- 00:54:57,978 --> 00:54:58,966
- That's the wrong house.
- 1136
- 00:54:59,046 --> 00:55:00,367
- Listen, you little bitch,
- 1137
- 00:55:00,447 --> 00:55:01,935
- I knew girls like you
- in high school,
- 1138
- 00:55:02,015 --> 00:55:03,014
- and you know
- what happened to them?
- 1139
- 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:05,205
- Come on.
- 1140
- 00:55:05,285 --> 00:55:07,007
- You better get
- your shit together
- 1141
- 00:55:07,087 --> 00:55:08,119
- and stop picking on other girls.
- 1142
- 00:55:09,222 --> 00:55:10,444
- You don't make yourself taller
- 1143
- 00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,512
- by standing on the toes
- of others, got it?
- 1144
- 00:55:12,592 --> 00:55:13,814
- Dad?
- 1145
- 00:55:13,894 --> 00:55:16,383
- Yeah, go ahead.
- Call your daddy.
- 1146
- 00:55:16,463 --> 00:55:18,763
- I'd like to have a word
- with him too.
- 1147
- 00:55:20,367 --> 00:55:21,622
- What?
- 1148
- 00:55:21,702 --> 00:55:23,590
- Hey, you're at the wrong house.
- Get back to the car.
- 1149
- 00:55:23,670 --> 00:55:24,858
- Wrong house,
- get back to the car.
- 1150
- 00:55:24,938 --> 00:55:26,360
- Let's go.
- 1151
- 00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:30,897
- ¶ ¶
- 1152
- 00:55:30,977 --> 00:55:32,432
- You couldn't get
- in the driver's seat?
- 1153
- 00:55:32,512 --> 00:55:34,167
- My license expired
- five years ago.
- 1154
- 00:55:34,247 --> 00:55:35,569
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
- I'm going.
- 1155
- 00:55:35,649 --> 00:55:37,404
- Got a ponytail and everything.
- Let's go.
- 1156
- 00:55:37,484 --> 00:55:40,118
- Why do I have
- to be the getaway driver?
- 1157
- 00:55:47,461 --> 00:55:49,683
- Don't let those girls
- get to you.
- 1158
- 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:51,285
- I wish it were that easy.
- 1159
- 00:55:51,365 --> 00:55:52,986
- They're threatened by you.
- 1160
- 00:55:53,066 --> 00:55:54,454
- You're on the football team,
- getting to spend
- 1161
- 00:55:54,534 --> 00:55:56,690
- all that intimate time
- with all the cute guys
- 1162
- 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:58,859
- that they have crushes on.
- 1163
- 00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:00,260
- And they're not confident,
- 1164
- 00:56:00,340 --> 00:56:04,798
- so they try and make you
- feel as sad as they do.
- 1165
- 00:56:04,878 --> 00:56:06,400
- You really think that?
- 1166
- 00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,437
- Yup, and if you let them
- get to you,
- 1167
- 00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:13,485
- then they've won.
- 1168
- 00:56:24,931 --> 00:56:26,953
- Do you want to go
- to my bedroom?
- 1169
- 00:56:27,033 --> 00:56:28,989
- My bedroom's upstairs,
- if you want to go to sleep.
- 1170
- 00:56:29,069 --> 00:56:31,291
- Your bedroom's upstairs?
- Is that what you said?
- 1171
- 00:56:31,371 --> 00:56:33,527
- Yeah, you can sleep up there.
- I'll sleep here on the couch.
- 1172
- 00:56:33,607 --> 00:56:35,228
- Look, we have to sleep
- in the same bedroom
- 1173
- 00:56:35,308 --> 00:56:37,798
- if your dad's gonna think
- we're dating.
- 1174
- 00:56:37,878 --> 00:56:39,333
- I'm being a gentleman.
- 1175
- 00:56:39,413 --> 00:56:41,301
- Don't be weird.
- 1176
- 00:56:41,381 --> 00:56:43,003
- I am not being weird.
- You're totally being weird.
- 1177
- 00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:46,384
- I'm not being weird.
- Okay, shh.
- 1178
- 00:56:58,665 --> 00:57:01,399
- You need help there, Shrek?
- 1179
- 00:57:08,308 --> 00:57:11,398
- That was really sweet,
- what you did for Emily tonight.
- 1180
- 00:57:11,478 --> 00:57:14,334
- Even if it meant
- making a harmless girl cry.
- 1181
- 00:57:14,414 --> 00:57:17,571
- There are no harmless
- high school girls.
- 1182
- 00:57:17,651 --> 00:57:20,807
- You really took charge.
- 1183
- 00:57:20,887 --> 00:57:22,275
- Sometimes you got
- to read a situation
- 1184
- 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:26,880
- and take the bull
- by the horns.
- 1185
- 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:28,348
- When was the last time
- you kissed a guy off the job?
- 1186
- 00:57:28,428 --> 00:57:30,350
- I don't kiss guys on the job.
- 1187
- 00:57:30,430 --> 00:57:33,620
- When was your last kiss?
- 1188
- 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:37,924
- I don't know,
- it's been a while.
- 1189
- 00:57:38,004 --> 00:57:42,729
- Any new techniques
- I should know about?
- 1190
- 00:57:42,809 --> 00:57:44,231
- ¶ So you're there ¶
- 1191
- 00:57:44,311 --> 00:57:49,970
- ¶ From the mirror's other side ¶
- 1192
- 00:57:50,050 --> 00:57:54,775
- ¶ So you can feel truth see ¶
- 1193
- 00:57:54,855 --> 00:57:59,613
- ¶ Through you ¶
- 1194
- 00:57:59,693 --> 00:58:02,349
- ¶ Come inside ¶
- 1195
- 00:58:02,429 --> 00:58:03,917
- ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
- 1196
- 00:58:03,997 --> 00:58:05,085
- See you later?
- Yeah.
- 1197
- 00:58:05,165 --> 00:58:08,321
- ¶ Your wounds will heal ¶
- 1198
- 00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,056
- ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
- 1199
- 00:58:10,136 --> 00:58:12,959
- ¶ And all is revealed ¶
- 1200
- 00:58:13,039 --> 00:58:14,394
- Hey, Mitch.
- 1201
- 00:58:14,474 --> 00:58:18,098
- ¶ But what would we know
- of the sentient life? ¶
- 1202
- 00:58:18,178 --> 00:58:20,767
- I want you to have this.
- 1203
- 00:58:20,847 --> 00:58:22,035
- What is it?
- 1204
- 00:58:22,115 --> 00:58:23,503
- I overheard your conversation
- with your dad.
- 1205
- 00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:26,273
- No, I-I can't take this.
- No, no, take it.
- 1206
- 00:58:26,353 --> 00:58:28,708
- You'll pay me back
- after you get your new job.
- 1207
- 00:58:28,788 --> 00:58:32,179
- ¶ From the mirror's other side ¶
- 1208
- 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,881
- Just take it.
- 1209
- 00:58:34,961 --> 00:58:37,095
- ¶ So you can feel ¶
- 1210
- 00:58:39,533 --> 00:58:43,290
- Uh, what...
- hey, so what are you doing now?
- 1211
- 00:58:43,370 --> 00:58:46,893
- Uh, run home and then I have
- an appointment at the clinic,
- 1212
- 00:58:46,973 --> 00:58:48,462
- you know,
- the one over on Grand Avenue?
- 1213
- 00:58:48,542 --> 00:58:50,096
- Yeah, yeah, I like that one.
- 1214
- 00:58:50,176 --> 00:58:51,431
- Comfortable waiting room chairs
- over there.
- 1215
- 00:58:51,511 --> 00:58:53,400
- Yeah, they're a little worn
- for my liking,
- 1216
- 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,569
- but it's not as bad
- as the one on Wilshire.
- 1217
- 00:58:55,649 --> 00:58:57,649
- No, those are bad.
- 1218
- 00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:03,743
- Um...
- Go already.
- 1219
- 00:59:03,823 --> 00:59:06,024
- Hey, uh...
- 1220
- 00:59:08,261 --> 00:59:10,417
- Thank you.
- 1221
- 00:59:10,497 --> 00:59:15,099
- ¶ It only wants,
- it only wants us all ¶
- 1222
- 00:59:18,038 --> 00:59:21,394
- ¶ Come inside ¶
- 1223
- 00:59:21,474 --> 00:59:23,063
- ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
- 1224
- 00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:26,800
- ¶ So we can feel ¶
- 1225
- 00:59:26,880 --> 00:59:28,702
- ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
- 1226
- 00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:32,472
- ¶ That all is revealed ¶
- 1227
- 00:59:32,552 --> 00:59:35,019
- ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
- 1228
- 00:59:37,557 --> 00:59:40,780
- ¶ Come inside ¶
- 1229
- 00:59:40,860 --> 00:59:42,616
- ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
- 1230
- 00:59:42,696 --> 00:59:46,386
- ¶ So we can feel ¶
- 1231
- 00:59:46,466 --> 00:59:48,154
- ¶ Whoa oh oh ¶
- 1232
- 00:59:48,234 --> 00:59:52,425
- ¶ Your heart out of steel ¶
- 1233
- 00:59:52,505 --> 00:59:58,064
- ¶ But what would we know
- of the sentient life? ¶
- 1234
- 00:59:58,144 --> 01:00:03,470
- ¶ We only know,
- we only know a lie ¶
- 1235
- 01:00:03,550 --> 01:00:09,253
- ¶ It only wants,
- it only wants us all ¶
- 1236
- 01:00:15,161 --> 01:00:17,417
- Can I read that
- when you're done?
- 1237
- 01:00:17,497 --> 01:00:19,953
- What are you doing here?
- 1238
- 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:23,657
- You said how much
- you hated these places, so...
- 1239
- 01:00:23,737 --> 01:00:26,604
- I didn't want you
- to be alone.
- 1240
- 01:00:32,245 --> 01:00:35,647
- What is...
- This looks depressing.
- 1241
- 01:00:43,690 --> 01:00:44,678
- How long you been here?
- 1242
- 01:00:44,758 --> 01:00:46,646
- Hours.
- 1243
- 01:00:46,726 --> 01:00:48,348
- Hitting the clinic, huh?
- 1244
- 01:00:48,428 --> 01:00:52,485
- Quite a thoughtful gesture
- for a work associate.
- 1245
- 01:00:52,565 --> 01:00:56,556
- I'm a...I'm a good friend,
- you know?
- 1246
- 01:00:56,636 --> 01:00:59,759
- I'm helping you build
- this desk, aren't I?
- 1247
- 01:00:59,839 --> 01:01:02,729
- Yeah.
- Your dad know about this escort?
- 1248
- 01:01:02,809 --> 01:01:04,230
- He's met her, yeah,
- 1249
- 01:01:04,310 --> 01:01:07,801
- but he...he doesn't, like,
- know what she does.
- 1250
- 01:01:07,881 --> 01:01:09,402
- And you're not gonna tell him.
- 1251
- 01:01:09,482 --> 01:01:11,338
- Nothing to tell
- if nothing's going on, right?
- 1252
- 01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,073
- Look, man, I can just talk
- to her about things
- 1253
- 01:01:13,153 --> 01:01:14,708
- that I can't talk about
- with just anyone.
- 1254
- 01:01:14,788 --> 01:01:17,277
- What's that mean, you can't
- talk to me about stuff?
- 1255
- 01:01:17,357 --> 01:01:19,646
- She doesn't judge me, man.
- 1256
- 01:01:19,726 --> 01:01:21,648
- Mitch, I don't judge.
- 1257
- 01:01:21,728 --> 01:01:23,316
- I observe,
- 1258
- 01:01:23,396 --> 01:01:25,218
- and I think it's great
- that you got a new buddy,
- 1259
- 01:01:25,298 --> 01:01:27,187
- but why not bond with someone
- 1260
- 01:01:27,267 --> 01:01:30,123
- who's into World of Warcraft
- or Sudoku or water parks?
- 1261
- 01:01:30,203 --> 01:01:34,060
- Anything other
- than sex with dudes for money.
- 1262
- 01:01:34,140 --> 01:01:35,462
- That's dangerous.
- 1263
- 01:01:35,542 --> 01:01:37,197
- What are you...
- why are you standing?
- 1264
- 01:01:37,277 --> 01:01:39,566
- You call me over here
- to help you build a desk,
- 1265
- 01:01:39,646 --> 01:01:40,767
- and I'm doing all the work.
- 1266
- 01:01:40,847 --> 01:01:42,302
- I help you sometimes.
- 1267
- 01:01:42,382 --> 01:01:43,436
- When?
- 1268
- 01:01:43,516 --> 01:01:45,772
- Like last week,
- I gave you a fully loaded iPod.
- 1269
- 01:01:45,852 --> 01:01:47,073
- That was a first generation
- 1270
- 01:01:47,153 --> 01:01:48,675
- with a bunch of Celtic music
- on it.
- 1271
- 01:01:48,755 --> 01:01:50,143
- I don't even know
- what I'm gonna do with that.
- 1272
- 01:01:50,223 --> 01:01:51,978
- Listen to it.
- Go for a fucking jog.
- 1273
- 01:01:52,058 --> 01:01:54,414
- I ca...
- It's very rousing music.
- 1274
- 01:01:54,494 --> 01:01:55,815
- Where are you going?
- You know what?
- 1275
- 01:01:55,895 --> 01:01:57,150
- Like, every time
- we hang out,
- 1276
- 01:01:57,230 --> 01:01:59,219
- all you do is just
- point out my problems.
- 1277
- 01:01:59,299 --> 01:02:01,721
- Well, here's your problem, man.
- You're an asshole.
- 1278
- 01:02:01,801 --> 01:02:04,758
- I don't feel the need to
- tell you that every single day.
- 1279
- 01:02:04,838 --> 01:02:08,028
- No...Mitch.
- 1280
- 01:02:08,108 --> 01:02:10,230
- I can't do
- these kinds of things!
- 1281
- 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:17,348
- ¶ ¶
- 1282
- 01:02:19,285 --> 01:02:21,586
- Hey, you ready?
- Yeah.
- 1283
- 01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:32,396
- ¶ ¶
- 1284
- 01:02:48,515 --> 01:02:49,903
- What is this?
- 1285
- 01:02:49,983 --> 01:02:52,005
- Uh, why don't you
- have a seat, Mitch?
- 1286
- 01:02:52,085 --> 01:02:55,008
- We just want to talk to you.
- 1287
- 01:02:55,088 --> 01:02:56,710
- Uh, about what?
- 1288
- 01:02:56,790 --> 01:02:58,745
- Mitch, take seat.
- 1289
- 01:02:58,825 --> 01:03:00,447
- Or you can stand, if you're
- more comfortable like that.
- 1290
- 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:04,617
- This is...
- this is for you, so...
- 1291
- 01:03:04,697 --> 01:03:07,320
- Why is Junior here?
- Why...why is my landlord here?
- 1292
- 01:03:07,400 --> 01:03:10,056
- They needed me
- for unlock apartment.
- 1293
- 01:03:10,136 --> 01:03:13,126
- I ask what for.
- They tell me.
- 1294
- 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:16,062
- I am here to support.
- 1295
- 01:03:16,142 --> 01:03:17,197
- What did they tell you?
- 1296
- 01:03:17,277 --> 01:03:18,598
- That you have a problem
- 1297
- 01:03:18,678 --> 01:03:20,633
- that's been taking over
- your life for years.
- 1298
- 01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:24,448
- Even though you think
- you don't hurt people, you do.
- 1299
- 01:03:25,652 --> 01:03:28,608
- So, JP,
- you've staged an intervention?
- 1300
- 01:03:28,688 --> 01:03:30,176
- There...there's four people here.
- 1301
- 01:03:30,256 --> 01:03:32,412
- Typically there...
- there's more than four.
- 1302
- 01:03:32,492 --> 01:03:34,514
- Well, that's...that's part
- of the problem.
- 1303
- 01:03:34,594 --> 01:03:37,317
- These are the only people
- that cared enough to show up.
- 1304
- 01:03:37,397 --> 01:03:38,918
- You couldn't even get
- Allie here?
- 1305
- 01:03:38,998 --> 01:03:40,754
- No, Thursday tennis lessons
- 1306
- 01:03:40,834 --> 01:03:42,889
- that she missed last week,
- which turned into this thing...
- 1307
- 01:03:42,969 --> 01:03:47,060
- JP told me about the sex app
- thing or whatever.
- 1308
- 01:03:47,140 --> 01:03:49,829
- This is just
- getting out of hand, son.
- 1309
- 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:53,133
- Mitch, you have to stop
- the drinking.
- 1310
- 01:03:53,213 --> 01:03:56,703
- It hurts the people you love
- who love you back so much.
- 1311
- 01:03:56,783 --> 01:03:59,005
- I'm, uh, not an alcoholic.
- 1312
- 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:02,108
- Drugs.
- That's even worse.
- 1313
- 01:04:02,188 --> 01:04:05,845
- My son is addicted to sex.
- What?
- 1314
- 01:04:05,925 --> 01:04:07,347
- I think we got it
- from here, bud.
- 1315
- 01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:09,315
- Thank you.
- 1316
- 01:04:09,395 --> 01:04:12,185
- Son, I think it's time
- that you get serious
- 1317
- 01:04:12,265 --> 01:04:14,120
- about getting some real help.
- 1318
- 01:04:14,200 --> 01:04:17,824
- I'm sorry, you say
- he's addicted to sex
- 1319
- 01:04:17,904 --> 01:04:19,859
- as if it's a bad thing?
- 1320
- 01:04:19,939 --> 01:04:21,394
- We all care
- about you, Mitch.
- 1321
- 01:04:21,474 --> 01:04:24,898
- We all just want
- to see you get better.
- 1322
- 01:04:24,978 --> 01:04:28,001
- Em, what have I ever
- done to you?
- 1323
- 01:04:28,081 --> 01:04:29,669
- Whenever I have plans
- to visit you,
- 1324
- 01:04:29,749 --> 01:04:31,538
- you cancel last minute.
- 1325
- 01:04:31,618 --> 01:04:35,875
- You've been home, like, four
- weekends in the past two years.
- 1326
- 01:04:35,955 --> 01:04:37,343
- You always say
- you're there for me,
- 1327
- 01:04:37,423 --> 01:04:40,146
- but you're never actually there.
- 1328
- 01:04:40,226 --> 01:04:43,082
- Mitchell, it doesn't matter
- how you ended up here.
- 1329
- 01:04:43,162 --> 01:04:46,853
- The important thing
- is where you go from here.
- 1330
- 01:04:46,933 --> 01:04:48,154
- How I ended up here?
- 1331
- 01:04:48,234 --> 01:04:50,023
- You want to use
- this weak-ass intervention
- 1332
- 01:04:50,103 --> 01:04:52,125
- to figure out
- how I ended up here?
- 1333
- 01:04:52,205 --> 01:04:56,129
- Krystal says...
- Fuck Krystal.
- 1334
- 01:04:56,209 --> 01:04:59,265
- Hell, I'm surprised
- you're even here.
- 1335
- 01:04:59,345 --> 01:05:01,701
- Shouldn't you be out
- walking the Great Wall
- 1336
- 01:05:01,781 --> 01:05:06,506
- or hanging out with some
- energy healing voodoo master?
- 1337
- 01:05:06,586 --> 01:05:07,807
- But you know what I do remember?
- 1338
- 01:05:07,887 --> 01:05:11,744
- I remember
- my high school graduation,
- 1339
- 01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:15,126
- you not being there 'cause
- you had fucking Burning Man.
- 1340
- 01:05:18,164 --> 01:05:19,619
- No, Mitch...
- This is bullshit, JP.
- 1341
- 01:05:19,699 --> 01:05:22,088
- Mitch?
- Come on, man.
- 1342
- 01:05:22,168 --> 01:05:24,324
- We didn't even...this was just
- the intro part.
- 1343
- 01:05:24,404 --> 01:05:27,126
- This sex app...
- how you search?
- 1344
- 01:05:27,206 --> 01:05:28,761
- Sex? Sex app?
- Just...
- 1345
- 01:05:28,841 --> 01:05:30,463
- No, you just...
- you have a ton of apps.
- 1346
- 01:05:30,543 --> 01:05:31,575
- I know.
- 1347
- 01:05:34,580 --> 01:05:42,586
- ¶ ¶
- 1348
- 01:05:46,459 --> 01:05:48,781
- All right,
- I'm gonna head out there.
- 1349
- 01:05:48,861 --> 01:05:51,128
- I'm here if you need me.
- 1350
- 01:05:54,300 --> 01:05:57,268
- All right.
- What is the deal?
- 1351
- 01:05:58,905 --> 01:06:00,760
- What?
- Nothing.
- 1352
- 01:06:00,840 --> 01:06:02,028
- Nothing?
- 1353
- 01:06:02,108 --> 01:06:03,263
- You were acting weird
- on the way over here,
- 1354
- 01:06:03,343 --> 01:06:06,566
- and now you're not even
- looking at me.
- 1355
- 01:06:06,646 --> 01:06:08,579
- I'm fine.
- 1356
- 01:06:11,684 --> 01:06:16,509
- Does this have anything
- to do with the other night?
- 1357
- 01:06:16,589 --> 01:06:18,990
- I don't give a shit
- about that.
- 1358
- 01:07:02,969 --> 01:07:05,124
- Hey, I...I said
- not on the lips.
- 1359
- 01:07:05,204 --> 01:07:09,073
- I said not on the lips.
- 1360
- 01:07:11,077 --> 01:07:15,046
- Hey. I can't.
- 1361
- 01:07:20,586 --> 01:07:22,375
- Just...
- Hey.
- 1362
- 01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:25,211
- Jesus, the waiters here
- get creepier every day.
- 1363
- 01:07:25,291 --> 01:07:26,412
- Mitch, I can
- handle this, okay?
- 1364
- 01:07:26,492 --> 01:07:27,380
- Wait, you know this guy?
- 1365
- 01:07:27,460 --> 01:07:28,681
- Hey, buddy, I think
- you better leave.
- 1366
- 01:07:28,761 --> 01:07:29,849
- Look, I've got a better idea.
- 1367
- 01:07:29,929 --> 01:07:32,385
- Maybe you
- and your faggot necklace
- 1368
- 01:07:32,465 --> 01:07:34,253
- could get the fuck out
- of my face,
- 1369
- 01:07:34,333 --> 01:07:36,422
- and later on I'll take a picture
- of me fucking your friend,
- 1370
- 01:07:36,502 --> 01:07:37,957
- so you have something
- to jerk off to.
- 1371
- 01:07:38,037 --> 01:07:41,461
- Hey. Mitch, stop it!
- 1372
- 01:07:41,541 --> 01:07:42,695
- Stop it!
- Mitch!
- 1373
- 01:07:42,775 --> 01:07:45,198
- Hey, hey!
- 1374
- 01:07:45,278 --> 01:07:46,644
- Get the fuck out of here!
- 1375
- 01:07:50,917 --> 01:07:52,450
- ¶ ¶
- 1376
- 01:07:59,592 --> 01:08:00,813
- ¶ All that's gone ¶
- 1377
- 01:08:00,893 --> 01:08:02,982
- ¶ And there's nothing left ¶
- 1378
- 01:08:03,062 --> 01:08:05,718
- ¶ Nothing left for me ¶
- 1379
- 01:08:05,798 --> 01:08:07,653
- ¶ But bitterness ¶
- 1380
- 01:08:07,733 --> 01:08:09,689
- ¶ Frustration ¶
- 1381
- 01:08:09,769 --> 01:08:12,091
- ¶ False relation ¶
- 1382
- 01:08:12,171 --> 01:08:13,426
- You know, you should really
- lock your door
- 1383
- 01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:17,030
- if you don't want
- people barging in.
- 1384
- 01:08:17,110 --> 01:08:19,499
- Since when do you give a shit
- about protecting me?
- 1385
- 01:08:19,579 --> 01:08:22,068
- That's what you wanted, right?
- You wanted protection.
- 1386
- 01:08:22,148 --> 01:08:23,336
- You wanted someone
- to care about you,
- 1387
- 01:08:23,416 --> 01:08:24,704
- so that's exactly
- what I gave you.
- 1388
- 01:08:24,784 --> 01:08:26,072
- Oh, don't give me that.
- 1389
- 01:08:26,152 --> 01:08:28,241
- You're using me just like
- everybody else does,
- 1390
- 01:08:28,321 --> 01:08:29,742
- but it's
- for your magazine article
- 1391
- 01:08:29,822 --> 01:08:31,477
- and to con your Dad
- into giving you money.
- 1392
- 01:08:31,557 --> 01:08:32,812
- And you're perfect?
- 1393
- 01:08:32,892 --> 01:08:34,247
- You became a hooker
- because you bragged
- 1394
- 01:08:34,327 --> 01:08:37,128
- about fucking a bunch
- of guys in college.
- 1395
- 01:08:39,532 --> 01:08:41,821
- You know, you could say
- that Victoria's
- 1396
- 01:08:41,901 --> 01:08:44,357
- just a character
- that you play,
- 1397
- 01:08:44,437 --> 01:08:46,859
- but you like this job.
- 1398
- 01:08:46,939 --> 01:08:48,428
- You revel in it.
- 1399
- 01:08:48,508 --> 01:08:51,597
- You're comfortable in it
- because you're in control.
- 1400
- 01:08:51,677 --> 01:08:53,533
- You dictate the terms.
- 1401
- 01:08:53,613 --> 01:08:55,201
- You don't have to worry
- about being rejected
- 1402
- 01:08:55,281 --> 01:08:56,569
- by a bunch of guys
- who just want
- 1403
- 01:08:56,649 --> 01:08:59,572
- to come all over you.
- 1404
- 01:08:59,652 --> 01:09:01,074
- And you're just a sad person
- 1405
- 01:09:01,154 --> 01:09:03,843
- who revels
- in his own self-loathing.
- 1406
- 01:09:03,923 --> 01:09:06,079
- I'll end the debate
- for you right now, Mitch.
- 1407
- 01:09:06,159 --> 01:09:07,814
- You're not a sex addict.
- 1408
- 01:09:07,894 --> 01:09:09,816
- You're just
- an emotionally crippled child
- 1409
- 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:11,684
- with low self-esteem
- who uses sex
- 1410
- 01:09:11,764 --> 01:09:13,252
- to numb his feelings.
- 1411
- 01:09:13,332 --> 01:09:16,389
- Your problem isn't sex.
- Your problem is reality.
- 1412
- 01:09:16,469 --> 01:09:19,970
- Sex is just
- your pathetic fucking Band-Aid.
- 1413
- 01:09:29,682 --> 01:09:37,888
- ¶ ¶
- 1414
- 01:09:56,709 --> 01:10:00,566
- ¶ You exhaust me
- you know ¶
- 1415
- 01:10:00,646 --> 01:10:05,605
- ¶ Bellowing black
- exhaust pipe smoke ¶
- 1416
- 01:10:05,685 --> 01:10:07,807
- ¶ And the smut won't wash ¶
- 1417
- 01:10:07,887 --> 01:10:12,022
- ¶ From this
- unsuitable immigrant skin ¶
- 1418
- 01:10:14,694 --> 01:10:18,451
- ¶ Such a villainous grace ¶
- 1419
- 01:10:18,531 --> 01:10:23,389
- ¶ I don't know
- what you've done to your face ¶
- 1420
- 01:10:23,469 --> 01:10:26,259
- ¶ Some nights
- I can't figure out ¶
- 1421
- 01:10:26,339 --> 01:10:30,074
- ¶ Quite where your heart is ¶
- 1422
- 01:10:38,884 --> 01:10:43,454
- ¶ Oh, Los Angeles, be kind ¶
- 1423
- 01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:53,264
- ¶ No more trouble
- or red lights ¶
- 1424
- 01:10:56,302 --> 01:11:01,260
- ¶ I can learn to love you
- in due time ¶
- 1425
- 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:06,143
- ¶ Oh, Los Angeles, be kind ¶
- 1426
- 01:11:08,981 --> 01:11:12,138
- You asked me
- for an opportunity.
- 1427
- 01:11:12,218 --> 01:11:15,074
- I didn't have to give you
- a chance, and I did,
- 1428
- 01:11:15,154 --> 01:11:16,976
- and now you're telling me
- you have this great story
- 1429
- 01:11:17,056 --> 01:11:19,845
- and you can't write it?
- 1430
- 01:11:19,925 --> 01:11:22,515
- I guess
- that's accurate, yeah.
- 1431
- 01:11:22,595 --> 01:11:26,919
- Huh. Okay.
- 1432
- 01:11:26,999 --> 01:11:28,688
- That's it?
- You're not mad?
- 1433
- 01:11:28,768 --> 01:11:29,989
- Mad?
- Fuck do I care?
- 1434
- 01:11:30,069 --> 01:11:31,224
- I've got two writers
- out there
- 1435
- 01:11:31,304 --> 01:11:32,959
- who'd club a baby seal
- for the job.
- 1436
- 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:34,994
- Well, look,
- I could write something else.
- 1437
- 01:11:35,074 --> 01:11:36,429
- I'd just need
- a little bit more time.
- 1438
- 01:11:36,509 --> 01:11:39,332
- I make my decision
- at the end of the week.
- 1439
- 01:11:39,412 --> 01:11:41,078
- Oh.
- 1440
- 01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:47,718
- All right, well, uh,
- thanks for the opportunity.
- 1441
- 01:11:50,323 --> 01:11:53,112
- Hey, it's none of my business,
- 1442
- 01:11:53,192 --> 01:11:55,715
- but when you came in here,
- you were hungry.
- 1443
- 01:11:55,795 --> 01:11:56,916
- You were inspired.
- 1444
- 01:11:56,996 --> 01:11:59,185
- I mean,
- you really wanted this job.
- 1445
- 01:11:59,265 --> 01:12:01,787
- It's, what, just not important
- to you anymore?
- 1446
- 01:12:01,867 --> 01:12:03,889
- No, it still is.
- 1447
- 01:12:03,969 --> 01:12:07,026
- If you are a journalist,
- you write.
- 1448
- 01:12:07,106 --> 01:12:11,097
- If you can do anything else,
- you do anything else.
- 1449
- 01:12:11,177 --> 01:12:13,132
- If you're stuck,
- go back to the heart.
- 1450
- 01:12:13,212 --> 01:12:15,301
- Go back to what inspired you
- in the first place, you know,
- 1451
- 01:12:15,381 --> 01:12:16,602
- what really got you...
- 1452
- 01:12:16,682 --> 01:12:17,770
- Oh, I've got to take this.
- 1453
- 01:12:17,850 --> 01:12:21,207
- David.
- Hi, any news?
- 1454
- 01:12:21,287 --> 01:12:22,608
- Damn.
- 1455
- 01:12:22,688 --> 01:12:25,956
- Okay. Um, yeah.
- 1456
- 01:12:42,241 --> 01:12:50,247
- ¶ ¶
- 1457
- 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,695
- Oh!
- God, ow!
- 1458
- 01:13:15,775 --> 01:13:17,229
- Jesus Christ,
- what the fuck are you doing?
- 1459
- 01:13:17,309 --> 01:13:18,431
- We need to talk.
- Hey! Open up!
- 1460
- 01:13:18,511 --> 01:13:19,999
- Then fucking call me!
- 1461
- 01:13:20,079 --> 01:13:21,634
- I do call.
- You don't pick up my calls.
- 1462
- 01:13:21,714 --> 01:13:22,635
- You need to leave.
- I'm working.
- 1463
- 01:13:22,715 --> 01:13:24,270
- Not until you hear me out.
- 1464
- 01:13:24,350 --> 01:13:26,706
- Hey, come on,
- I'm gonna call the police.
- 1465
- 01:13:26,786 --> 01:13:28,674
- Then hurry.
- 1466
- 01:13:28,754 --> 01:13:31,110
- All right, look, I...I know
- 1467
- 01:13:31,190 --> 01:13:32,278
- that you don't want
- to accept it,
- 1468
- 01:13:32,358 --> 01:13:33,946
- and I didn't want
- to admit it,
- 1469
- 01:13:34,026 --> 01:13:37,149
- but I...I like you in a way
- 1470
- 01:13:37,229 --> 01:13:40,386
- that I didn't think
- I was capable.
- 1471
- 01:13:40,466 --> 01:13:41,854
- I know how much money's
- in my wallet.
- 1472
- 01:13:41,934 --> 01:13:44,924
- Just shut the fuck up.
- 1473
- 01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:49,729
- Look, we both know
- that you never
- 1474
- 01:13:49,809 --> 01:13:53,165
- needed anyone
- to protect you.
- 1475
- 01:13:53,245 --> 01:13:56,313
- You've never needed that.
- 1476
- 01:14:00,653 --> 01:14:02,920
- You were just lonely.
- 1477
- 01:14:12,498 --> 01:14:14,531
- Say something.
- 1478
- 01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:23,307
- Open the door.
- I'm working.
- 1479
- 01:14:27,246 --> 01:14:32,972
- ¶ ¶
- 1480
- 01:14:33,052 --> 01:14:35,741
- You're lucky I'm not gonna
- call the police on you.
- 1481
- 01:14:35,821 --> 01:14:38,277
- Go home to your wife,
- asshole.
- 1482
- 01:14:38,357 --> 01:14:46,363
- ¶ ¶
- 1483
- 01:15:01,213 --> 01:15:05,404
- Victoria isn't just a character
- she plays.
- 1484
- 01:15:05,484 --> 01:15:08,952
- Victoria's a character
- we all play.
- 1485
- 01:15:12,191 --> 01:15:14,213
- And tonight,
- some schlepp of a guy
- 1486
- 01:15:14,293 --> 01:15:16,348
- will sit along the bar
- with his head
- 1487
- 01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:20,030
- buried in his phone
- ordering vodka after vodka.
- 1488
- 01:15:22,501 --> 01:15:26,158
- And if the powers that be decide
- that tonight is his night,
- 1489
- 01:15:26,238 --> 01:15:29,462
- an escort named Victoria
- will lean up against the bar,
- 1490
- 01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:31,330
- tell him he can buy her a drink,
- 1491
- 01:15:31,410 --> 01:15:34,266
- and blink
- those beautiful blue eyes,
- 1492
- 01:15:34,346 --> 01:15:39,283
- and if the guy's smart,
- he'll never let her slip away.
- 1493
- 01:15:52,498 --> 01:15:54,898
- Natalie?
- 1494
- 01:15:58,904 --> 01:16:02,873
- Your academic record
- is spotless, four.zero GPA.
- 1495
- 01:16:04,577 --> 01:16:06,832
- But?
- 1496
- 01:16:06,912 --> 01:16:09,468
- But what?
- 1497
- 01:16:09,548 --> 01:16:11,170
- But you don't want
- your institution tarnished
- 1498
- 01:16:11,250 --> 01:16:14,106
- by the PowerPoint Sex Girl
- from Piers Morgan Live.
- 1499
- 01:16:14,186 --> 01:16:16,642
- Thank you so much
- for your time.
- 1500
- 01:16:16,722 --> 01:16:18,143
- But your essay's the reason
- 1501
- 01:16:18,223 --> 01:16:22,426
- we're accepting you
- into our MBA program.
- 1502
- 01:16:24,597 --> 01:16:26,218
- What?
- 1503
- 01:16:26,298 --> 01:16:31,123
- Your honesty about what happened
- to you was refreshing.
- 1504
- 01:16:31,203 --> 01:16:33,592
- Three of the five members
- of our selection committee
- 1505
- 01:16:33,672 --> 01:16:36,428
- have children who were
- bullied on the Internet.
- 1506
- 01:16:36,508 --> 01:16:39,198
- My daughter was one of them.
- 1507
- 01:16:39,278 --> 01:16:43,168
- What does it say about us
- if we let cyberbullying
- 1508
- 01:16:43,248 --> 01:16:46,238
- prevent a perfectly good
- MBA candidate
- 1509
- 01:16:46,318 --> 01:16:49,486
- from realizing her potential?
- 1510
- 01:16:50,689 --> 01:16:58,895
- ¶ ¶
- 1511
- 01:17:25,891 --> 01:17:28,158
- Thanks, man.
- 1512
- 01:17:36,602 --> 01:17:37,990
- I look like a fucking waiter.
- 1513
- 01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:39,692
- You look good.
- 1514
- 01:17:39,772 --> 01:17:41,794
- Besides, that's what they make
- you wear to these recitals.
- 1515
- 01:17:41,874 --> 01:17:44,830
- I hate clarinet.
- Dad won't let me quit.
- 1516
- 01:17:44,910 --> 01:17:46,799
- Yeah.
- Hey, is he upstairs?
- 1517
- 01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:49,513
- Fuck if I know.
- 1518
- 01:18:07,166 --> 01:18:09,232
- Dad?
- 1519
- 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:15,105
- Dad?
- 1520
- 01:18:25,784 --> 01:18:28,240
- Dad?
- Oh.
- 1521
- 01:18:28,320 --> 01:18:33,379
- Oh.
- Hi, son.
- 1522
- 01:18:33,459 --> 01:18:35,414
- Good exercising...
- 1523
- 01:18:35,494 --> 01:18:39,551
- Yeah, uh,
- the whole exercise thing, yeah.
- 1524
- 01:18:39,631 --> 01:18:44,723
- Um, one of Emily's friend's
- asshole father told Emily
- 1525
- 01:18:44,803 --> 01:18:47,292
- that when you get over 50,
- you got to work out every day,
- 1526
- 01:18:47,372 --> 01:18:50,396
- so she thinks
- if I don't exercise, I die.
- 1527
- 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,665
- It's crazy.
- Sounds crazy.
- 1528
- 01:18:52,745 --> 01:18:56,835
- So look, I got some more money
- for you if you still need it.
- 1529
- 01:18:56,915 --> 01:18:58,737
- What happened to Krystal
- and Mercury in retrograde?
- 1530
- 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,873
- She left me.
- You were dating.
- 1531
- 01:19:00,953 --> 01:19:03,175
- My astrologer.
- Of course.
- 1532
- 01:19:03,255 --> 01:19:05,644
- Son, she was 35
- and a Pilates instructor.
- 1533
- 01:19:05,724 --> 01:19:09,815
- Do you have any idea what
- Pilates does to a woman's ass?
- 1534
- 01:19:09,895 --> 01:19:12,317
- So how's Natalie?
- 1535
- 01:19:12,397 --> 01:19:15,788
- Or should I say...
- 1536
- 01:19:15,868 --> 01:19:17,656
- Victoria?
- 1537
- 01:19:17,736 --> 01:19:20,893
- I think it's a great article.
- I'm proud of you.
- 1538
- 01:19:20,973 --> 01:19:23,395
- Where'd I put the thing?
- 1539
- 01:19:23,475 --> 01:19:25,475
- Here.
- 1540
- 01:19:28,547 --> 01:19:30,147
- Thank you.
- 1541
- 01:19:33,285 --> 01:19:36,041
- You know, I used to steal
- your weed when I was a kid.
- 1542
- 01:19:36,121 --> 01:19:37,810
- Really?
- That was you?
- 1543
- 01:19:37,890 --> 01:19:39,178
- I always thought
- that was Rosalita.
- 1544
- 01:19:39,258 --> 01:19:42,614
- No, it was me.
- Well, that's all right.
- 1545
- 01:19:42,694 --> 01:19:44,349
- It was your mom's weed.
- 1546
- 01:19:44,429 --> 01:19:47,019
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Oh, yeah.
- 1547
- 01:19:47,099 --> 01:19:49,521
- I was on the straight
- and narrow till she came along.
- 1548
- 01:19:49,601 --> 01:19:53,125
- So what about Natalie?
- 1549
- 01:19:53,205 --> 01:19:56,161
- Ah, I fucked that up.
- 1550
- 01:19:56,241 --> 01:19:58,464
- Well, you need
- to un-fuck that up.
- 1551
- 01:19:58,544 --> 01:20:02,134
- Look, if what you wrote
- in this article is the truth,
- 1552
- 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,635
- then you can't
- ignore your feelings.
- 1553
- 01:20:03,715 --> 01:20:05,938
- That regret is gonna
- grow inside of you
- 1554
- 01:20:06,018 --> 01:20:08,140
- and twist you
- into a dark and thorny place.
- 1555
- 01:20:08,220 --> 01:20:12,745
- I know, I've been there.
- It's not good.
- 1556
- 01:20:12,825 --> 01:20:14,124
- Smoke some weed.
- 1557
- 01:20:17,963 --> 01:20:20,252
- So I've been thinking.
- 1558
- 01:20:20,332 --> 01:20:22,454
- I know you said I don't have
- to play football next season,
- 1559
- 01:20:22,534 --> 01:20:23,722
- but I kind of want to.
- 1560
- 01:20:23,802 --> 01:20:25,457
- Yeah, why is that?
- I don't know.
- 1561
- 01:20:25,537 --> 01:20:30,262
- I guess I don't mind the hitting
- and all the yelling and stuff.
- 1562
- 01:20:30,342 --> 01:20:32,531
- What?
- 1563
- 01:20:32,611 --> 01:20:34,366
- What?
- It's a boy.
- 1564
- 01:20:34,446 --> 01:20:36,301
- It's definitely a boy.
- It's not a boy.
- 1565
- 01:20:36,381 --> 01:20:37,936
- That's the only thing
- that makes sense.
- 1566
- 01:20:38,016 --> 01:20:39,683
- It's not a boy.
- What's his name?
- 1567
- 01:20:41,086 --> 01:20:42,941
- His name is Jonathan,
- and he plays wide receiver,
- 1568
- 01:20:43,021 --> 01:20:44,643
- and he has the cutest ass
- on the team.
- 1569
- 01:20:44,723 --> 01:20:46,723
- Language.
- Sorry, butt.
- 1570
- 01:20:47,726 --> 01:20:49,348
- Do I even know this kid?
- 1571
- 01:20:49,428 --> 01:20:51,350
- Do you remember the guy
- who scored all the touchdowns
- 1572
- 01:20:51,430 --> 01:20:52,351
- at my games last year?
- 1573
- 01:20:52,431 --> 01:20:53,964
- Wait, Jonathan?
- Touchdown Jonathan?
- 1574
- 01:20:55,100 --> 01:20:56,488
- Yeah.
- He's pretty good.
- 1575
- 01:20:56,568 --> 01:20:57,656
- I'll go get it.
- And I think he likes me.
- 1576
- 01:20:57,736 --> 01:21:00,370
- Ah, dear God.
- 1577
- 01:21:08,647 --> 01:21:10,736
- Hey.
- 1578
- 01:21:10,816 --> 01:21:13,806
- Hi.
- 1579
- 01:21:13,886 --> 01:21:17,042
- I read your article,
- and, well,
- 1580
- 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:18,877
- I think you misquoted me.
- 1581
- 01:21:18,957 --> 01:21:21,280
- Nobody even knows it's you,
- just like you asked.
- 1582
- 01:21:21,360 --> 01:21:24,750
- But there are some lines in here
- I would have never said.
- 1583
- 01:21:24,830 --> 01:21:26,718
- Like what?
- 1584
- 01:21:26,798 --> 01:21:28,387
- "You see
- enough unfaithful husbands,
- 1585
- 01:21:28,467 --> 01:21:33,325
- "and you start to get sickened
- by the whole notion of love.
- 1586
- 01:21:33,405 --> 01:21:34,893
- "How can you trust men
- when you see them
- 1587
- 01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:36,328
- "call their wives
- in front of you and say
- 1588
- 01:21:36,408 --> 01:21:38,931
- "they love them
- after they just paid for sex?
- 1589
- 01:21:39,011 --> 01:21:40,232
- "I don't think
- you can be in my industry
- 1590
- 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:41,800
- "and still believe in love.
- 1591
- 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,370
- It's like being a scientist
- and believing in God."
- 1592
- 01:21:45,450 --> 01:21:47,906
- Yeah, you definitely
- said all of that.
- 1593
- 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:51,243
- I'd really like you to publish
- a retraction of that statement
- 1594
- 01:21:51,323 --> 01:21:56,048
- and revise it to say, "You see
- enough unfaithful husbands,
- 1595
- 01:21:56,128 --> 01:22:00,018
- "and you start
- to question the notion of love,
- 1596
- 01:22:00,098 --> 01:22:04,056
- "and then when you finally
- experience it for yourself,
- 1597
- 01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:07,092
- "you see
- what all the fuss is about,
- 1598
- 01:22:07,172 --> 01:22:11,463
- "and you can't imagine not
- having that person in your life,
- 1599
- 01:22:11,543 --> 01:22:14,032
- "and you feel like the luckiest
- person in the world,
- 1600
- 01:22:14,112 --> 01:22:15,634
- "and you would do anything
- to make them
- 1601
- 01:22:15,714 --> 01:22:18,381
- feel the same way
- about you."
- 1602
- 01:22:24,589 --> 01:22:26,456
- I quit.
- 1603
- 01:22:28,593 --> 01:22:32,618
- I'm officially a grad student
- in September.
- 1604
- 01:22:32,698 --> 01:22:37,789
- Get an MBA and make this
- tutoring thing a real business.
- 1605
- 01:22:37,869 --> 01:22:39,992
- I'll have to pay taxes.
- 1606
- 01:22:40,072 --> 01:22:42,127
- Well, that's...that's good.
- 1607
- 01:22:42,207 --> 01:22:45,364
- That's...that's really good
- for you.
- 1608
- 01:22:45,444 --> 01:22:47,310
- I'm happy for you.
- 1609
- 01:22:50,515 --> 01:22:52,382
- Yeah.
- 1610
- 01:22:57,322 --> 01:22:58,955
- Okay.
- 1611
- 01:23:02,894 --> 01:23:04,919
- Wait.
- 1612
- 01:23:19,945 --> 01:23:21,533
- I want that with Jonathan.
- 1613
- 01:23:21,613 --> 01:23:24,247
- Yeah, over my dead body.
- 1614
- 01:23:30,288 --> 01:23:32,711
- ¶ Sit here right next to me ¶
- 1615
- 01:23:32,791 --> 01:23:36,159
- ¶ And don't say a word ¶
- 1616
- 01:23:37,863 --> 01:23:40,986
- ¶ That's all I want from you ¶
- 1617
- 01:23:41,066 --> 01:23:45,057
- ¶ No, nothing more ¶
- 1618
- 01:23:45,137 --> 01:23:47,793
- ¶ Sit here right next to me ¶
- 1619
- 01:23:47,873 --> 01:23:52,698
- ¶ And don't say a word ¶
- 1620
- 01:23:52,778 --> 01:23:54,766
- ¶ That's all I want from you ¶
- 1621
- 01:23:54,846 --> 01:23:58,236
- ¶ All I want from you ¶
- 1622
- 01:23:58,316 --> 01:24:01,506
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1623
- 01:24:01,586 --> 01:24:05,610
- ¶ 'Cause talking is the source
- of misunderstanding ¶
- 1624
- 01:24:05,690 --> 01:24:09,014
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1625
- 01:24:09,094 --> 01:24:12,884
- ¶ 'Cause talking is the source
- of misunderstanding ¶
- 1626
- 01:24:12,964 --> 01:24:15,598
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1627
- 01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:22,839
- ¶ Hold my hand,
- hold my hand ¶
- 1628
- 01:24:24,342 --> 01:24:28,078
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1629
- 01:24:29,648 --> 01:24:32,371
- ¶ Lay here right next to me ¶
- 1630
- 01:24:32,451 --> 01:24:36,942
- ¶ And just let it pass ¶
- 1631
- 01:24:37,022 --> 01:24:39,778
- ¶ I will come back to you ¶
- 1632
- 01:24:39,858 --> 01:24:44,483
- ¶ No, this low won't last ¶
- 1633
- 01:24:44,563 --> 01:24:46,885
- ¶ Lay here right next to me ¶
- 1634
- 01:24:46,965 --> 01:24:51,790
- ¶ And we'll just let it pass ¶
- 1635
- 01:24:51,870 --> 01:24:53,925
- ¶ I will come back to you ¶
- 1636
- 01:24:54,005 --> 01:24:57,396
- ¶ I'll come back to you ¶
- 1637
- 01:24:57,476 --> 01:25:00,632
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1638
- 01:25:00,712 --> 01:25:04,736
- ¶ 'Cause talking is the source
- of misunderstanding ¶
- 1639
- 01:25:04,816 --> 01:25:08,173
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1640
- 01:25:08,253 --> 01:25:12,310
- ¶ 'Cause talking is the source
- of misunderstanding ¶
- 1641
- 01:25:12,390 --> 01:25:14,958
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1642
- 01:25:15,961 --> 01:25:22,165
- ¶ Hold my hand,
- hold my hand ¶
- 1643
- 01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:27,370
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1644
- 01:25:28,874 --> 01:25:32,364
- ¶ Words won't comfort me ¶
- 1645
- 01:25:32,444 --> 01:25:36,168
- ¶ Words won't make
- you understand ¶
- 1646
- 01:25:36,248 --> 01:25:38,937
- ¶ Words won't change a thing ¶
- 1647
- 01:25:39,017 --> 01:25:41,573
- ¶ All I need is for you ¶
- 1648
- 01:25:41,653 --> 01:25:45,243
- ¶ To hold my hand ¶
- 1649
- 01:25:45,323 --> 01:25:49,314
- ¶ 'Cause talking is the source
- of misunderstanding ¶
- 1650
- 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:52,551
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1651
- 01:25:52,631 --> 01:25:56,655
- ¶ 'Cause talking is the source
- of misunderstanding ¶
- 1652
- 01:25:56,735 --> 01:25:59,302
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1653
- 01:26:00,305 --> 01:26:06,476
- ¶ Hold my hand,
- hold my hand ¶
- 1654
- 01:26:07,846 --> 01:26:11,536
- ¶ Hold my hand ¶
- 1655
- 01:26:11,616 --> 01:26:19,622
- ¶ ¶
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