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LordAnubis

The Scariest Thing

Oct 26th, 2012
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  1. >Halloween is approaching.
  2. >Your neighborhood has way more fluffy pets than children.
  3. >Most of the kids go to the larger adjacent neighborhood for trick or treating anyway. More candy opportunities and whatnot.
  4. >So plenty of owners dress their fluffies up and go trick or treating.
  5. >The fluffies have a blast and get candy and other treats.
  6. >It’s a fun excuse to mingle with the neighbors. Especially that really hot one down the street.
  7. >Girl’s got an ass like Alizee. Je l'aime.
  8. >Anyways, most owners will just buy a fluffy sized costume from a store.
  9. >The more arts and crafts-oriented owners will make their own.
  10. >You? You’re curious to see what you’re fluffy, Marvin, would think up on his own.
  11. >So you told him to think of the scariest thing he could think of to be on Halloween.
  12. >You’ll help make whatever he chooses. Should be fun.
  13.  
  14. >A few days later, Marvin walks into the living room with his food bowl covering his head.
  15. >He bumps into a few pieces of furniture, uttering a muffled “Oopsies, sowwy” every time.
  16. >He finally navigates his way over to where he can see your foot next to the couch.
  17. >”Daddy! Haf Hawwoween costoome!”
  18. >”What are you supposed to be, Marvin?"
  19. >"Mawvin am scawiest fing eva!"
  20. >"Which is....?"
  21. >"Nummies boww wif no nummies, and no can see daddy!"
  22. >That’s….actually really sweet.
  23. >The scariest thing he can think of is you not being there, and not knowing how to care for himself.
  24. >”....You're a good fluffy, you know that?"
  25. >"Nu am fwuffy, am scawwwwwwwwwy!"
  26.  
  27. >Decide Marvin’s costume, while incredibly simplistic, is actually pretty creative.
  28. >Get a cheap food bowl and cut out some eye holes, and attach a rubber band to hold it on his head.
  29. >Take him out trick or treating while all the other fluffies are out too.
  30. >It’s only 3:00, so the fluffies have plenty of time to run around, get sweeties, and play with friends before it gets too dark.
  31. >Looking around, you see all your neighbors and their fluffies in different costumes.
  32. >A few ghosts (yawn), some vampires, some robots, and other generic costumes.
  33. >A few owners even got into the spirit of things by dressing up themselves.
  34. >Including your hot neighbor, who’s dressed as a sexy inmate, and her fluffy is dressed like a little cop, with hat and uniform.
  35. >You know the real crime here is that ass not dressing up in booty shorts like that more often.
  36. >The other fluffies are all complimenting each other on their costumes and running around playing.
  37. >A few come up to Marvin, who’s pretty unique in his costume’s total simplicity.
  38. >”Wha fwend be? Nummies?"
  39. >Fluffy tells him what he's supposed to be.
  40. >Fluffies get scared at the idea of not being able to find their mommies and daddies, and being left to be hungry.
  41. >Run back to their owners for hugs, begging them to never leave, and promising to be the best fluffies ever.
  42. >Get a lot of praise from the neighbors for making their fluffies appreciative of them.
  43. >The hot neighbor is very impressed, and tells you to come over to her place after Marvin’s gone to bed.
  44. >You love Halloween.
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