john

function getResponse() {
    const responses = [
        "Du hattest den einfacheren Charakter!",
        "You only beat me because you use cheap tactics like juggling and edge-guarding",
        "The only reason you're winning is because you keep hitting me!",
        "I lost because my hands were cold.",
        "You're always so lucky. You're not good, just lucky.",
        "First match of the day",
        "He won because I was sleepy.",
        "He only won because he got lucky.",
        "I lost because my router somehow caught on fire.",
        "He only won because he won.",
        "He only won because of rage.",
        "I only lost because the crowd was too loud and hurt my feelings.",
        "I lost because he played too stupid to read.",
        "You only won because I went easy on you.",
        "He won because my TV fell over.",
        "I only lost because I got pulled over.",
        "He only won because he was so bad.",
        "I only lost because I broke my finger midgame.",
        "He only won because I was tired and couldn't focus.",
        "I lost because my parents were telling me to do chores midmatch.",
        "He won because the sun was in my eye.",
        "I only lost because my volume wasn't on.",
        "I only lost because my controller stopped working.",
        "He won because I was holding my controller upside down.",
        "He won because his character is unfair.",
        "He won because my cat walked in front of the tv.",
        "He only won because I tried to play honest and fair.",
        "He won because I picked the wrong color for my character.",
        "I only lost because my controller was too sweaty.",
        "He won because my character is low tier.",
        "I only lost because you played boring."
    ];

    const random = Math.floor(Math.random() * responses.length);
    return responses[random];
}