The Last Movie Star (2018)

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[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen,

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please welcome
movie star extraordinaire

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Vic Edwards!

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[audience cheering and applauding]

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I think people are always fascinated

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about how... how people
get into movies.

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I gather your first screen test
was a fair-sized experience.

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Yeah, it was. My, uh...

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My screen test was, uh...

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sad and funny. I hope it's funny.

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I went into 20th Century Fox
on an interview.

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First guy said,
"You have a very good face,"

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and he said, "We'd like to do
a screen test of you."

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Then I thought,
"Man, I'm gonna be a star."

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- [audience laughs]
- So on the day of the screen test,

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I'm gonna get a haircut.
So I duck into this barbershop

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at 7:00 in the morning
and I say to the guy, uh...

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"Give me a haircut and shave."

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I'd never had a shave
in a barbershop before.

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And the guy
had never given one before.

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[all laughing]

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And, uh, he gave me
the worst haircut

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you've ever seen in your life.

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And then he...
There was cuts all over my face.

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And I had pieces of toilet paper
pasted all on my face.

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[laughter]

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That was my test. And I wondered
why they didn't sign me

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for a seven year contract.

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That was my introduction
to, uh, the movies.

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[audience cheering and applauding]

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[dogs barking in distance]

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[phone ringing]

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[keypad clicking]

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[dog whimpers]

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Yeah.

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- [blows air]
- [door opens]

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[receptionist] Squanto.
Squanto Edwards.

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[veterinarian] Well, his kidneys
are completely shutting down.

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He's not responding
to the diuretics anymore.

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And we had to take him off

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the ACE inhibitors
for his heart disease

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because it's making
his kidney damage worse.

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His body is basically poisoning itself.

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I mean, he's 15,
so he's not really a candidate

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for something more aggressive
like a transplant.

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[exhales]

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[whines]

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What would you do,
if it was your dog?

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[veterinarian] I'm afraid
we're out of options.

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I'd have to let him go.

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Yes.

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Well... [clears throat]

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Do you mind if I...

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say goodbye to him alone?

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Yeah, of course. We'll give you
a minute to say goodbye.

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[dog whining]

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[sighs]

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[dogs barking in distance]

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[car engine starts]

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[grunts]

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[groaning]

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[clock ticking]

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[grunts]

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[exhales]

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[sighs]

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Eh...

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[exhales]

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Whew...

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[sighs]

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[exhales]

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[mild music playing on speakers]

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[rattles]

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[rattling]

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[man on PA, indistinct]

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[grunts] Mmm.

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[woman on PA, indistinct]

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[man, on PA] Customer service
at the deli, please.

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Customer service at the deli.

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[announcer]
...late in the fourth quarter.

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They've had a lot of success
with the shotgun formation, Brian.

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[commentator] Sure have.
It took a while to get near him.

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Thompson is in the backfield.

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[announcer]
Shotgun formation. Snap is off.

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Toss to the far side. He's got room.

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In for the touchdown!

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- Nice view, huh?
- Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.

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I always loved yoga.

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Oh, yeah. Thinking I'm having,
uh, palpitations.

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[man] Mmm.

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- [exhales]
- Say, Vic, did you hear

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that JJerry Renner died yesterday?

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Oh, that's too bad.

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Yeah, he was a nice guy.

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No, he wasn't.

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He was a putz.

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[laughing]

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[both laugh]

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Oh, here.

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Forgot to show you this.

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This was sent to me.
What do you think?

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I don't know
how they got my address,

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but they sent it to me.

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This is the International
Nashville Film Festival.

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You're being honored.

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"This year is being dedicated
to honoring you

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and your impressive body of work.

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It's about time."

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- [Vic] Ah, so what?
- "We would like to invite you

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to join us for a retrospective
of some of your greatest films

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followed by a gala ceremony
where you'll be presented

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with our prestigious
Lifetime Achievement Award."

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Look who the previous winners are:

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Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson,
and Clint Eastwood.

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And it says here
all expenses are paid.

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That's a country music town,
that's not a film town.

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No, no, no, no.

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Nashville has become very hip.
Very hip.

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Well, that's what I'm worried about.

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My hip.

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Sitting on an airplane
for too long a time,

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what if I get a clot in my butt?

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Look, I've heard of this film festival

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and I know
this is a prestigious award.

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I don't think you'll get a clot
in your butt.

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[both laugh]

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Look, I'm just saying if you don't go,

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you're a bigger asshole
than I ever thought.

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Oh, well, I guess you would know.

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You've made
such great career moves.

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[both laughing]

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[groaning]

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[clatters]

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Nice. Schmuck.

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[chuckles softly]

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[jet engines whirring]

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[groans]

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[woman on PA, indistinct]

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Good morning!
And where are we off to today?

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- Nashville.
- Nashville, huh?

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That's a great live music town.

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You gonna kick those heels up
a little bit?

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Well, a very little bit. There you go.

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- Thank you, Mr. Edwards.
- Mm-hmm.

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There you are. Okay.

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I'm gonna have to ask you
to get in this line over here

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'cause this one
is for first class passengers only.

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Holy cow. But I am first class.

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[chime to buckle seatbelts]

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[country music playing]

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[singing]

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[indistinct chattering]

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[engine rumbling]

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[tires screeching]

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Yeah? Then why the hell
are there pictures of you two

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hugging and laughing
all over her Facebook page?

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Oh, bullshit!

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Don't tell me I'm being irrational.

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You told me you were going there
with Andrew and you lied.

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It's just a simple fact.

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If you're just friends, then why lie?

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Oh, you're so full of shit.

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You must think I'm the biggest
idiot on the planet.

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Look, I can't talk about this
right now. I'm working.

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I do, too, have a job.

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I'm picking up some old asshole
for my brother.

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I don't know who it is.

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I mean, what, do you think
I Googled him or some shit?

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- Oh, what?
- Hi. I'm Vic Edwards.

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- Oh, Mr. Edwards.
- Yeah. Yeah.

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I... I have to call you back.

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- Hello, Mr. Edwards.
- Hi.

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Um, welcome to Nashville.
How was your flight?

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Was it delayed? I mean,
I've been waiting here forever.

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You've been waiting here
forever my ass.

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Now where is my limo?

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I don't know anything about a limo.

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- Really?
- But I'm Lil McDougal,

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your personal assistant
and chauffeur

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for the duration of the weekend.

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We're off to a great start, aren't we?

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[cell phone ringing]

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Bjorn, shut up. I'm working.

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- Come on!
- Hmm?

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Sorry. Sorry. Come on. Let's go.

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[tires squealing]

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[keypad clicking]

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[Lil sighs] All right.

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We'll get you checked into the hotel
but there's no time to relax.

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Gotta get to the film festival
in time for the opening ceremony

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- and you're running late already.
- Whose fault is that?

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- [horn blaring]
- [tires screeching]

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[breathing heavily]

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[tires screeching]

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[engine sputtering, knocking]

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This is an upgrade?

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What's wrong with it?
Look, it's got a kitchen.

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This is a kitchen?

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Are you familiar with the term
"false advertising"?

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Yeah.

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Well, I was promised
first class accommodations.

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I've got a good mind to have you

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take me back to the airport
right now.

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It's like I'm on Candid Camera.

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Is this really a film festival?

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Dude, there's a film festival,

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and if you don't like
your accommodations

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because they don't measure up
to your big Hollywood expectations,

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don't gripe to me.

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I'm just your assistant
because I'm the one with the car.

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Take it up with my brother.
It's his stupid film festival.

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- I'll meet you in the lobby.
- You call that a lobby?

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Your key. Really?

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I've seen phone booths
that were bigger than that.

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See you soon. Can't hear you.

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Yeah, right, right, right.

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What a shithole.

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- [horns blaring]
- [exhales]

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Don't be crazy.

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You're there already. Just enjoy it.

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Enjoy it?
You should see this rat hole.

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It smells like piss and Pine-Sol.

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Well, you should feel
right at home, then.

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Those boutique hotels
are always small

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but they're very hip.

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There's nothing hip or boutique
about this place.

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And my assistant, my God.

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She's just a basket case on wheels.

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Oh, just relax, Vic.

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It's one lousy weekend
and you'll get to the festival,

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everybody will spoil you.

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You'll feel like a big shot.
How bad can it be?

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De Niro, Clint.

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There must be something to it.

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I guarantee you Clint
didn't stay in this shithole.

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Oh, stop it.

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I'll talk to you later.

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I'm sorry about that.

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[country music playing]

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You are such an asshole!

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Well, I was just sitting here
and the book was here...

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I'm not talking to you.

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No, I am talking to you, Bjorn.

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Shut up for a second.

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I'm on the phone, Mr. Edwards.

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Yes, I can see that.

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Hello?

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Bjorn?

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Hello? Damn it!

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What the hell is this?

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This is the festival.

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But it's a bar.

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Yes. So what?

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[upbeat music playing on speakers]

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[indistinct chattering]

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[man] There he is.

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Oh, my gosh. Mr. Edwards.

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I can't believe it. Oh, my gosh.

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00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,807
Vic Edwards!

259
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,480
Oh, man, I... I can't tell you

260
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:12,228
how excited we are
to have you here.

261
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,810
I'm Doug McDougal. We spoke
on the phone, remember?

262
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:18,193
- Yeah. How are you?
- I'm so good.

263
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,446
I can't tell you what it means to us
that you're here. We're such fans.

264
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:23,777
Let me introduce you
to my partner, Shane McAvoy.

265
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,282
We have been best friends
since birth,

266
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:27,330
so the first time
I saw any of your films,

267
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:28,827
it was with this guy right here.

268
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,534
- Really? Wow.
- Yeah.

269
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,996
Mr. Edwards, sir, your films
have influenced me greatly.

270
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,501
Your performance
in Siege at the Alamo

271
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:39,881
was a revelation of gradation
and dynamism and nuance.

272
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:43,680
Gradation, dynamism, nuance?
Sounds like a law firm.

273
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:44,847
[all laugh]

274
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:48,223
Seriously, I get choked up
even just thinking about that scene

275
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,804
where you're cradling
the dying Robert Mitchum.

276
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,140
And you say, "Mr. Crockett, sir,

277
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,691
it's been my privilege

278
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,144
defending Texas
side by side with you."

279
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,400
All right, wrap it up, Shane.
This is Stuart.

280
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,106
He's a local filmmaker
here in Nashville.

281
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,783
He actually shot all the promos
for the festival that play online.

282
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,986
Did you get a chance
to catch any of those yet?

283
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,868
No, I haven't, but I will.
What time do they come on?

284
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:11,954
- [all laughing]
- It's like I'm on Carson.

285
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,377
[Stuart] Mr. Edwards,
it is the greatest honor of my life

286
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,420
to be seeing you through
my viewfinder right now.

287
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,920
I'm making a documentary
about this historic event.

288
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,841
[Doug] And, of course,
you know my sister Lil,

289
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,590
who, in addition to being
your personal assistant

290
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,342
for the weekend, is an artist.

291
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,424
She actually made the logo
for the festival.

292
00:20:27,101 --> 00:20:30,139
[chuckles]
Well, she was very handy.

293
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:31,636
Well, she's been called worse.

294
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,438
Uh, let's get you over
to the red carpet.

295
00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:36,358
[upbeat bluegrass music playing]

296
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,275
[cameras clicking]

297
00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,831
So what is he like?
What'd you guys talk about?

298
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,127
Did he tell you any stories?

299
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:57,420
Oh, yeah. It was great.

300
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,714
He told me how much
he hated the coach ticket

301
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,543
and how much he hated the hotel
and how much he hated my car.

302
00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:04,878
And that the film festival's in a bar.

303
00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,338
Yeah, he's a total dick.

304
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,594
I have no idea what you guys
are so obsessed with.

305
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:09,674
[Shane] Maybe we should watch

306
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,180
some of his movies together
sometime.

307
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,057
Yeah, I got to be
honest with you, Shane.

308
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:14,888
I'm dealing with some shit
with Bjorn right now,

309
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,143
so could you just run along?

310
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,350
I'm not asking you on a date.
I'm just saying that...

311
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,527
Yeah, that's great. Thanks.

312
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:27,325
[camera clicking]

313
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:31,162
- [woman] Vic, you were great!
- [man] Welcome to Nashville!

314
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,786
- I'm sorry to, um...
- Who's that?

315
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,751
Mr. Edwards,
it's so nice to meet you.

316
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:39,250
I'm a huge fan.
My dad loves your movies.

317
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:49,013
[music fades]

318
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,396
[cameras clicking]

319
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,902
- [all clamoring]
- [cameras clicking]

320
00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:12,153
[all cheering]

321
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,881
Okay, now, Mr. Edwards,
if we could, right this way.

322
00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,708
- Okay.
- I'd like to introduce you

323
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,590
to our social media director
and my better half.

324
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,423
- This is my girlfriend, Faith.
- [Vic] Hi, Faith.

325
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,884
Hi. Wow.
It's so exciting to meet you.

326
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:37,187
All Doug keeps talking about
is Vic Edwards, Vic Edwards.

327
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:40,353
And FYI, on Instagram,
Snapchat and Pinterest,

328
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,853
my name is FaithVonAwesome

329
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:44,231
but on Twitter, it's Faith,
underscore, VonAwesome.

330
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,438
Someone else beat me to it.
But that's okay.

331
00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,068
And our Vines are hilarious.

332
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:50,491
And our Facebook page
already has, like, 200 likes,

333
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,490
so just feel free
to just invite all your friends.

334
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:56,494
And, FYI, we've got a few
hashtags going: hashtag INFF,

335
00:22:56,584 --> 00:23:00,203
hashtag Nashfilm,
hashtag ViclnNashville.

336
00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:02,162
So just feel free to hashtag away

337
00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:04,168
on any of your pics
that you post, okay?

338
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,380
- Thank you.
- Can I get you a drink?

339
00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,881
Yeah, I'll have a whiskey.

340
00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:12,305
- Aye, aye, sir. Okay.
- [Vic] Okay.

341
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,099
All right, Faith, actually,
just bring it on into the theater.

342
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,517
Um, we've got to get going.

343
00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,436
We've got a lot of movies
to get through

344
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:19,979
before the big awards ceremony
Sunday.

345
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,431
The screening room
right around here.

346
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,608
There's actually a lot
of local contest winners

347
00:23:23,694 --> 00:23:25,731
and fans that are already
in there, waiting.

348
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,146
[grunts] Excuse me. Pardon me.

349
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,732
- [man] He's here.
- [all cheering and applauding]

350
00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:56,974
All right. Thank you, everybody,

351
00:23:57,061 --> 00:24:00,680
for coming to the fifth annual
International Nashville Film Festival.

352
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,639
- [all cheering]
- Yeah.

353
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,106
You know, we've been doing this
for a number of years now,

354
00:24:08,197 --> 00:24:11,656
but I have to say, it's never been
more exciting for me

355
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,405
than this year because we have
with us our guest of honor,

356
00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:17,784
the number one box office star
for five years in a row.

357
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,455
- Six.
- Six. I'm sorry.

358
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,373
- That's all right.
- Six years in a row.

359
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:24,244
Tennessee's favorite son,
movie star extraordinaire.

360
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,250
Everybody, give it up
for Mr. Vic Edwards.

361
00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,753
[all cheering and applauding]

362
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,962
So, Vic, the opening movie
of the festival tonight

363
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:37,174
is your 1961 classic
Nine Lives to Kathmandu,

364
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,346
for which the Hollywood
Critics Association

365
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,348
awarded you
Best Newcomer of the year.

366
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,889
That's the only time
I ever agreed with the critics.

367
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:46,100
[all laugh]

368
00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:49,190
Oh, thank you. One second.

369
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:55,742
Oh. All right.

370
00:24:58,122 --> 00:24:59,784
Thank you. [clears throat]

371
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,207
[Doug] So, yeah, Vic, like I said,
if you have any stories or anecdotes

372
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,956
about the making of that film,
I think we'd all love to hear 'em.

373
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:07,253
I have a question.

374
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,422
Please save any questions
for the Q&A after the film.

375
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,550
Well, Kathmandu was a B-picture,

376
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,424
which means
it didn't cost much to make.

377
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,551
Somehow, it shot right to the top.

378
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:20,892
One minute, uh,
I was a two-bit stuntman

379
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:22,344
and the next minute,

380
00:25:22,896 --> 00:25:24,262
I was the toast of the town.

381
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,097
Hollywood can do that.

382
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,891
Wants to build you up,

383
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,234
they can do it fast.

384
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,397
And if they want you
to crash and burn,

385
00:25:33,490 --> 00:25:34,901
they do that even faster.

386
00:25:35,409 --> 00:25:36,570
Speaking of stunts, it is true

387
00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:39,152
that you doubled Burt Lancaster
in Gunfight at the OK Corral?

388
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,535
Dammit, Shane. I said
no questions till the Q&A.

389
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,492
[Vic] That's all right.
Nobody doubled Burt.

390
00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:48,624
But I did double somebody
in that picture,

391
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,205
and that was Rhonda Fleming.

392
00:25:50,299 --> 00:25:52,416
[laughs]

393
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:56,298
- I had to fall off a horse in a dress.
- [all laugh]

394
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,051
All right. I don't know if it's gonna
get a lot better than that

395
00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:00,848
- so let's begin the festival.
- [all cheering and applauding]

396
00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,890
[music playing on speakers]

397
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:19,905
- [all cheering]
- Yeah!

398
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,074
Excuse me.

399
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,753
[movie continues playing,
indistinctly]

400
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,867
[Lil] No, I've given you everything
and you still cheat on me!

401
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:11,836
You cheated on me!
I've given you everything!

402
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,959
- I didn't have sex with her.
- You didn't have sex with her,

403
00:27:14,049 --> 00:27:15,631
- you still cheated on me.
- [Bjorn] Give me a break.

404
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,879
Look at you, wearing these shorts
with your ass hanging out

405
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,552
with that stupid idiot
at this stupid place.

406
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,755
[Lil] Stupid... What place?
You're always screwing my friends!

407
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,307
- [Bjorn] I don't mean to.
- [Lil] You're an asshole!

408
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,725
- [Bjorn] Get out of the way!
- Ahhh!

409
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,052
You're a downer, all right?

410
00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:29,729
[Lil] You're the one
who cheated on me! I hate you!

411
00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,898
You can't do this! How dare you?

412
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:33,941
After everything!

413
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:52,164
You got shit taste for men,
you know that?

414
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:55,246
Yeah? Tell me about it.

415
00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:57,423
Next time some guy
gives you a hard time,

416
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,627
just jab him in the throat,
right in the Adam's apple,

417
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,553
you know, with these four fingers.
[mimics gagging]

418
00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:06,053
Right there. He won't talk
for quite a few days.

419
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,975
Yeah, well, it's not some guy.

420
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,140
It's Bjorn, my boyfriend.

421
00:28:10,814 --> 00:28:13,807
Well, ex-boyfriend now.

422
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:16,609
- Bjorn?
- It's Swedish.

423
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,857
I know. It's Swedish for "shit".

424
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:21,234
Has he ever put his hands
on you before?

425
00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:24,818
You know, whatever.
I mean, he has to date me

426
00:28:24,912 --> 00:28:26,198
and I'm crazy, so.

427
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:29,455
Ah. So it's your fault?

428
00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,041
'Cause you're crazy.

429
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,118
Yeah, you know what?
You don't get anything.

430
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,412
And I don't need psychoanalysis

431
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:38,714
from some has-been actor
from Hollywood.

432
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,884
And speaking of Hollywood,
why the hell are you even here?

433
00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:44,712
Well, I'm only here because

434
00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:47,264
Clint and Jack
and Bobby De Niro all came.

435
00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,059
- Clint Eastwood?
- Mm-hmm.

436
00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,636
- Jack Nicholson?
- Yeah.

437
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:53,684
Yeah. Mr. Edwards,

438
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:55,982
this is the International
Nashville Film Festival,

439
00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:58,606
not the Nashville
International Film Festival.

440
00:28:58,695 --> 00:29:01,438
That's the big one. Yeah.
Those guys never came here.

441
00:29:01,531 --> 00:29:04,615
Said on the invite they all won
the same award that I'm getting.

442
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,944
My brother invited them.
He just never got a response.

443
00:29:08,038 --> 00:29:10,530
In the four years
he's been running it,

444
00:29:10,624 --> 00:29:14,709
you are the only one
stupid enough to show up.

445
00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:16,877
Huh.

446
00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,637
[music playing]

447
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,103
[all cheering and applauding]

448
00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:43,271
All right, huh?

449
00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:51,454
Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards.

450
00:29:55,210 --> 00:29:56,792
Where's Vic?

451
00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,087
Uh, okay. Vic must be
in the bathroom or something.

452
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:01,789
Everybody sit tight.
I'm gonna go get him.

453
00:30:01,883 --> 00:30:03,419
I'll be right back. Come on.

454
00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:16,846
- Hey, where's Vic?
- I don't know. He left.

455
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,560
What do you mean he left?

456
00:30:19,443 --> 00:30:22,231
He got up and walked out the door.

457
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:25,021
Well, why didn't you come
get me at least or something?

458
00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:27,657
And interrupt the movie? God forbid.

459
00:30:29,286 --> 00:30:30,822
Dammit, Lil. [huffs]

460
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:34,121
- Vic!
- Mr. Edwards.

461
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,415
He wants to be called Vic. Vic!

462
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:42,251
- Oh, my God.
- Holy shit. That's awesome.

463
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:45,505
- Come on, boy. Come on.
- [Doug] Holy shit.

464
00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,342
Dammit.

465
00:30:47,763 --> 00:30:50,221
Here you go. Yee-hyah.

466
00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:51,639
- [whistles]
- Vic.

467
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:53,933
- Hey, Vic.
- [mumbles]

468
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:58,480
- Um, Vic, you okay?
- Come on, big boy. Up, Silver.

469
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,602
- [whistles]
- [tapping]

470
00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,184
Everything all right?

471
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,064
Of course I'm all right, goddammit.

472
00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:08,819
Look at me. I'm riding like
a son-of-a-bitch. [whistles]

473
00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:11,242
Go, baby. Yee-haw.

474
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,695
You know what my first job
in movies was?

475
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,620
Falling off a horse.

476
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:19,121
Great. Uh, what do you say
we go do the Q&A, huh?

477
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,954
- He's sloshed, man.
- [mouthing] Shut up.

478
00:31:22,047 --> 00:31:24,915
I am not sloshed.

479
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:27,299
Anybody could fall off a horse,

480
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:30,675
but a good stuntman can do it
and get up and be okay.

481
00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,505
And that is the art.

482
00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,429
Oh. Awesome. Good to know.

483
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,183
Stuntmen never get
the glory they deserve.

484
00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,480
I was always envious of 'em.

485
00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,432
I should have stayed a stuntman.

486
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,689
Maybe. Coulda, shoulda, right?

487
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,146
You know, these would
actually be great anecdotes

488
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,731
to tell at the... at the Q&A.

489
00:31:49,825 --> 00:31:51,737
If you want... If you want
to head back inside.

490
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:54,945
When I was starting out,
all they made were westerns.

491
00:31:55,038 --> 00:31:57,701
I didn't know a damn thing
about Hollywood,

492
00:31:57,791 --> 00:31:59,657
but I did know how to ride a horse.

493
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,959
So I snuck on the Paramount lot,

494
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,583
and when I heard they were
shooting a Hoppy movie,

495
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:05,959
I walked up to the guy,

496
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:08,291
shouting the loudest and I said,

497
00:32:08,385 --> 00:32:10,798
"I'm the new stuntman."

498
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,259
Next thing I know,
I'm dressed like an Injun,

499
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:19,310
riding a caramel stallion
across the Paramount ranch.

500
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:22,264
And then I hear my cue. Bang!

501
00:32:23,692 --> 00:32:25,308
And you know what I did then?

502
00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,649
[whistles] Fell off the horse.

503
00:32:29,322 --> 00:32:32,360
Bet I could still do it. Yell "Bang."

504
00:32:33,368 --> 00:32:34,324
I'm sorry, what?

505
00:32:34,411 --> 00:32:35,993
Yell "Bang."

506
00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,495
- Bang.
- [grunts]

507
00:32:38,582 --> 00:32:40,244
[Doug] Oh, my God.

508
00:32:42,669 --> 00:32:44,001
Very good, guys.

509
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:46,371
Careful, Vic.

510
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:47,998
Oh, shit.

511
00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:50,174
Ladies and gentlemen, Vic Edwards.

512
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:51,250
[all cheering]

513
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:52,880
[Vic mumbling]

514
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,391
[sighs]

515
00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:10,152
[Doug] Okay, as promised,
Vic is gonna do a short Q&A.

516
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:12,070
Vic, your co-star in Kathmandu

517
00:33:12,157 --> 00:33:14,194
was the lovely and talented
Virginia Donovan.

518
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:15,866
The studio PR department
at the time

519
00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:17,318
played you guys up as an item.

520
00:33:17,412 --> 00:33:20,746
Was there any truth to that rumor,
or was that just Hollywood hype?

521
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,664
No, I banged her brains out.

522
00:33:22,751 --> 00:33:24,083
[all laughing]

523
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:27,583
But the rumors that
we were dating was bullshit.

524
00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,038
Look, I'll give it to you straight

525
00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,545
because I'm too old
to give you any crap.

526
00:33:31,635 --> 00:33:34,594
When you're famous,
everybody wants to screw you.

527
00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:35,760
Hmm.

528
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:38,089
So I porked about
every starlet in Hollywood.

529
00:33:38,183 --> 00:33:39,299
Every cover girl.

530
00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:41,600
Every cute extra.
Every hot waitress.

531
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:45,054
There was one makeup girl
on the set of No Can Do,

532
00:33:45,148 --> 00:33:47,185
what a set of bonkers there.

533
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:50,188
They should have declared
national treasures.

534
00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:54,272
Probably look like saggy socks
over the menorah now, but...

535
00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,573
What was the question again?

536
00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:02,033
Uh... All right. Any other questions?

537
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,113
Yes, Shane.

538
00:34:03,208 --> 00:34:05,916
Um, at the onset of your career,

539
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:07,789
you were known as an actor's actor.

540
00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,336
You even studied with Stella Adler.

541
00:34:09,422 --> 00:34:10,879
Yeah. Bitch.

542
00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,128
You were compared
to Brando, even.

543
00:34:13,218 --> 00:34:14,709
But somewhere along the way,

544
00:34:14,803 --> 00:34:17,045
you started choosing to do
more action-y films

545
00:34:17,138 --> 00:34:18,424
instead of the character pieces.

546
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:19,676
Why is that?

547
00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:23,055
And is it true that you turned down
Serpico for Johnny Speedway?

548
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,596
[sighs]

549
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,434
Well, you know,
it's getting kind of late.

550
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,142
We got a big day tomorrow
so I think maybe, um...

551
00:34:31,236 --> 00:34:32,602
You know, but he's... he's right.

552
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,733
Pacino, De Niro, Brando.

553
00:34:35,865 --> 00:34:37,356
They picked the right ones.

554
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:39,992
Bad choices.

555
00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:42,616
[sighs]

556
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:46,957
Bad choices.

557
00:34:55,969 --> 00:34:58,302
Well, I think, uh, I speak for all of us

558
00:34:58,388 --> 00:35:01,131
when I say that you definitely
made the right choices

559
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,931
'cause we love all your films, right?

560
00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,008
[all applauding]

561
00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,846
Yeah.

562
00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,356
Speaking of De Niro,

563
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,353
you sold me a bill of goods,
you little asshole.

564
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,778
I'm sorry, what?

565
00:35:15,864 --> 00:35:18,982
Well, you let me believe
that Clint and Bobby and JJack

566
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:21,283
all came on to accept
their awards here.

567
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,201
And they never been here.

568
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,951
I never said they came here,
to be clear.

569
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:29,162
Uh, I just said we had
given them the awards.

570
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,619
[Vic] What are you trying to do,
humiliate me?

571
00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,750
Cannes. That was a film festival.

572
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,548
Venice, that was a film festival.

573
00:35:36,635 --> 00:35:41,596
But this is just a bunch of losers
watching movies in their basement.

574
00:35:47,437 --> 00:35:49,804
Screw it. [clears throat]

575
00:35:51,024 --> 00:35:52,481
- [yelps]
- [all gasp]

576
00:35:52,567 --> 00:35:54,024
[Doug] Holy shit!

577
00:35:57,364 --> 00:35:58,605
[grunts]

578
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,115
[groaning]

579
00:36:02,452 --> 00:36:03,784
[grunts]

580
00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:05,077
[sighs]

581
00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,155
[Doug] All righty, Vic, nighty night.

582
00:36:07,666 --> 00:36:09,953
Lil's gonna be here at noon
to pick you up.

583
00:36:10,043 --> 00:36:12,251
We'll go get some
famous Nashville barbecue

584
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,545
and then we got a big day
of screenings tomorrow.

585
00:36:14,631 --> 00:36:17,465
When you show a movie
on a theater screen,

586
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:19,212
it's a screening.

587
00:36:19,302 --> 00:36:22,045
But when you project a movie
on the wall,

588
00:36:22,138 --> 00:36:23,970
it's pathetic.

589
00:36:24,599 --> 00:36:25,885
You know, we're just starting out.

590
00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,718
We're doing the best we can
with the money that we have.

591
00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:31,179
[Vic] Your whole stupid
little festival is a joke.

592
00:36:31,272 --> 00:36:33,138
I get it now.

593
00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:36,897
The joke's on me.
You guys are messing with me.

594
00:36:37,654 --> 00:36:39,896
No, no, Mr. Edwards.
It's nothing like that.

595
00:36:39,989 --> 00:36:42,857
Put it on the YouTube and
the whole world will laugh at it.

596
00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:44,112
Vic, we're your biggest fans.

597
00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,818
We would never do
anything like that.

598
00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,949
Uh-huh.
Well, that's why this asshole's

599
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:50,201
following me around
with that camera.

600
00:36:50,291 --> 00:36:52,578
Get that out of my face.

601
00:36:52,669 --> 00:36:54,001
No, no, Mr. Edwards. Mr. Edwards.

602
00:36:54,087 --> 00:36:55,248
Mr. Edwards, please.

603
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:56,749
No, no, Vic, Vic, please.

604
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,253
It's a liability thing.
I don't think we should fight.

605
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,549
[Stuart gasps]

606
00:37:00,635 --> 00:37:02,251
[glass shatters]

607
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,058
[grunts]

608
00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,637
You're a jerk.

609
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:16,766
- Doug!
- [Doug] No. No, Shane.

610
00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,147
I've had it. I mean,
he just broke Stuart's camera.

611
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,354
You want to know the real reason
we brought you here?

612
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,440
Yes, because I'm stupid enough
to come.

613
00:37:23,533 --> 00:37:27,072
Because we're fans, okay?
Because we love your movies.

614
00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,994
Because we think
you're a great actor.

615
00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:30,658
And we save all our money

616
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:32,331
and we throw
this film festival every year.

617
00:37:32,417 --> 00:37:35,125
And, yeah, maybe some aspects
of it are a little low-rent.

618
00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:36,622
- A little?
- But I was really excited

619
00:37:36,713 --> 00:37:37,703
when you agreed to come.

620
00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,538
Now I wish
that I hadn't even invited you

621
00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:40,793
because you're ruining
the whole thing.

622
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,921
I wish you'd never invited me either.

623
00:37:43,011 --> 00:37:44,092
Well, I did!

624
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:47,046
And you're here, so...

625
00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:48,843
tough titty.

626
00:37:49,559 --> 00:37:51,721
- Ah.
- [Doug] All right, look.

627
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:55,100
We've got a big day tomorrow,
"showings" of your movies,

628
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:56,977
so just suck it up, okay?

629
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,932
I'm so sorry you've got
to spend the weekend

630
00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,393
being loved
and adored by everybody.

631
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:01,773
How... How terrible.

632
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:06,323
Nighty-night, guys.
Out. Out. Bye-bye.

633
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:09,698
- Out! Bye-bye.
- All right.

634
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,368
Wow. That's a whole new breed
of crazy.

635
00:38:18,797 --> 00:38:20,004
Shut up, Shane.

636
00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,750
I'm... I'm so sorry
about your camera.

637
00:38:24,844 --> 00:38:26,710
It's all right, man, it's the school's.

638
00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:27,841
They insure it.

639
00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:32,182
Man, I told you the wording
on that invitation was deceiving.

640
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:38,352
He must be
a really unhappy person.

641
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,525
I heard he could be kind of
an a-hole but that was nuts.

642
00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:46,063
I guess artists
are just emotional creatures.

643
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,693
Tortured souls.

644
00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:50,363
But, I mean, what's there
even to be unhappy about?

645
00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,285
He's Vic Edwards, for Christ's sake.

646
00:38:52,372 --> 00:38:54,785
He's made love
to so many beautiful women.

647
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:03,873
[groaning]

648
00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:10,508
[truck horn blaring]

649
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,054
[indistinct chattering]

650
00:39:21,109 --> 00:39:22,725
[exclaims]

651
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,527
[grunts]

652
00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,874
[chuckles]

653
00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:43,879
[grunts]

654
00:39:56,019 --> 00:39:58,056
[indistinct chattering]

655
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,562
[blows raspberry]

656
00:40:14,662 --> 00:40:15,698
Hmm.

657
00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,495
[woman] Get over here, Vic.

658
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,202
Huh?

659
00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:26,626
[laughing]

660
00:40:29,052 --> 00:40:30,213
Hello.

661
00:40:30,303 --> 00:40:32,215
You just gonna stand there, Vic?

662
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:34,592
- [chuckling]
- Just gonna stand there, Vic?

663
00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,264
[echoing] Get over here, Vic.

664
00:40:39,354 --> 00:40:40,936
[echoing] I love you, Vic.

665
00:40:41,731 --> 00:40:42,892
[laughing]

666
00:40:43,691 --> 00:40:45,307
Get over here, Vic.

667
00:40:45,401 --> 00:40:47,768
You just gonna stand there, Vic?

668
00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:48,943
Get over here, Vic.

669
00:40:55,703 --> 00:40:56,910
[groans]

670
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:06,245
[cell phone vibrating]

671
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,597
Hello?

672
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,641
[Doug]
Please tell me you're with Vic.

673
00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:21,935
- Who?
- Dammit, Lil.

674
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,762
Are you still asleep?
I can't believe you.

675
00:41:23,856 --> 00:41:25,722
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.

676
00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:28,935
You were supposed to pick Vic up
at the motel 10 minutes ago.

677
00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:32,442
Yeah, well, that's funny,
because I am almost at the motel.

678
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,864
Beep your horn.

679
00:41:33,950 --> 00:41:35,566
- Hmm?
- Prove to me you're in your car.

680
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,071
Honk your horn.

681
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,778
Oh, shut up, Doug.
I'll be there in, like, 15 minutes.

682
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:45,417
- [Bjorn groaning]
- [yelps]

683
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,496
- Mmm.
- Cut it out, Bjorn.

684
00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:49,796
I have to get to work.

685
00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:51,748
- You have to get to work?
- Yes, I do.

686
00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:54,130
What is that?
Driving some old man around?

687
00:41:55,596 --> 00:41:57,007
Can he not wait 15 minutes?

688
00:41:57,098 --> 00:41:58,930
Quit looking
so pleased with yourself.

689
00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,508
I'm still pissed at you.

690
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,467
You got a funny way of showing it.

691
00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:05,521
You didn't seem too pissed at me
a couple of hours ago.

692
00:42:05,606 --> 00:42:07,438
Okay, it's called a hate bone.

693
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,392
You know you're cute
when you're angry.

694
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:13,687
[cell phone vibrating]

695
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,524
No, no. Don't do it.

696
00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,404
Oh, it's Doug again.

697
00:42:18,494 --> 00:42:20,406
Babe, babe, I really gotta go.

698
00:42:20,496 --> 00:42:23,284
I gotta go. Okay? Okay.

699
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:27,660
[Bjorn groaning]

700
00:42:28,504 --> 00:42:31,542
Lock up when you leave, all right?

701
00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:32,918
Done.

702
00:42:33,885 --> 00:42:35,001
Jerk.

703
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:36,460
- Bye.
- [door closes]

704
00:42:37,930 --> 00:42:39,421
[knocking on door]

705
00:42:46,773 --> 00:42:49,982
Yes? Oh. Only 25 minutes late.

706
00:42:50,068 --> 00:42:52,526
Come on. Let's get to the restaurant.
The boys are all waiting.

707
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:53,773
Really?

708
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:55,904
What happened to your head?

709
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:57,481
Eh...

710
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,991
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this?

711
00:43:03,081 --> 00:43:06,074
You're gonna take me to the airport
and I'm going back to LA.

712
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,959
But what about Doug
and the film festival?

713
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,331
Uh, what about them?

714
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,914
In the grand tradition
of Nicholson and Eastwood,

715
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:18,628
I will accept my Lifetime
Achievement Award in absentia.

716
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:22,172
Suit yourself.

717
00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,507
[grunts]

718
00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:37,024
So how's Bjorn?

719
00:43:38,032 --> 00:43:39,148
Wouldn't know.

720
00:43:41,828 --> 00:43:43,239
I see.

721
00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:47,289
I suppose you just gave yourself
that hickey on your neck, then.

722
00:43:50,962 --> 00:43:52,203
That was there before.

723
00:43:53,172 --> 00:43:54,538
No, it wasn't.

724
00:43:55,842 --> 00:43:58,209
You're a pretty nosy old guy,
aren't you?

725
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,043
I don't know if nosy is the word.

726
00:44:00,138 --> 00:44:03,427
When you get to be my age,
there are clear cut delineations

727
00:44:03,516 --> 00:44:06,975
between what is acceptable
and what is unacceptable.

728
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,938
What he did was unacceptable.

729
00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:12,480
Oh, I get it.

730
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,731
So I guess your behavior
last night was acceptable.

731
00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:18,608
I mean, to be honest with you,
you're being pretty shitty.

732
00:44:18,698 --> 00:44:21,406
I could give two shits
about Doug's little film festival,

733
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:24,735
but you are being very uncool.

734
00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,570
Well, that's life.

735
00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:29,915
He'll get over it.

736
00:44:30,001 --> 00:44:31,617
Are you always
this much of an asshole

737
00:44:31,711 --> 00:44:33,873
or just to lowly peons like us?

738
00:44:33,963 --> 00:44:37,206
No. I'm pretty much
always a big asshole.

739
00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,259
[Lil] Wow, cool. Must be
so liberating to live your life

740
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:42,381
not giving a shit about anybody
but yourself.

741
00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:47,553
Take the next exit, all right?

742
00:44:49,353 --> 00:44:50,844
Why? The airport's ahead.

743
00:44:51,397 --> 00:44:54,185
I can see that, but take the next exit.

744
00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,649
To Knoxville? It's a three hour drive.

745
00:44:56,736 --> 00:44:58,102
What time's your plane?

746
00:44:58,196 --> 00:44:59,528
I'll reschedule it.

747
00:44:59,614 --> 00:45:02,322
Okay. I can't just
up and go to Knoxville.

748
00:45:02,408 --> 00:45:03,740
I got things I gotta do.

749
00:45:03,826 --> 00:45:05,192
Bjorn can wait.

750
00:45:06,162 --> 00:45:10,031
I was promised an assistant
and a car for the whole weekend.

751
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:12,582
There are things I gotta take care of.

752
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:15,578
Now, go.

753
00:45:17,506 --> 00:45:19,748
[engine revving]

754
00:45:19,842 --> 00:45:21,424
[tires screeching]

755
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,884
Don't you think
you ought to slow down a little?

756
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,761
We're liable to get pulled over.
[chuckles]

757
00:45:32,855 --> 00:45:34,016
Cute.

758
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:39,309
Goddamn son-of-a-bitch.

759
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:42,813
[horn beeping]

760
00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,068
Goddamn, it's a Texas Mountie.

761
00:45:44,158 --> 00:45:45,490
What the hell's he doing
in Arkansas?

762
00:45:45,576 --> 00:45:48,239
I think you better pull off
to the side, Vic.

763
00:45:48,329 --> 00:45:50,992
Well, let's just see
what he's got under the hood.

764
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,872
Bye, bye, baby.

765
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:57,085
Vic, take it easy.

766
00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:59,379
I may be old
but I'm not ready to die yet.

767
00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,459
[tires screeching]

768
00:46:03,552 --> 00:46:05,885
[truck horn blaring]

769
00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:10,173
[laughs]

770
00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:11,725
What the hell's the matter with you?

771
00:46:11,811 --> 00:46:13,302
We could have been killed.

772
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,058
You think you're gonna live forever?

773
00:46:16,148 --> 00:46:17,138
Uh-huh.

774
00:46:17,233 --> 00:46:20,476
Look, I know you think you've got it
all figured out right now.

775
00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:21,980
Well, I do some crazy things.

776
00:46:22,071 --> 00:46:24,859
Well, listen to me.
You're on a collision course.

777
00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:28,158
You're about to make
a lot of bad life decisions.

778
00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:29,735
Really?

779
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:31,866
I can help you
before you throw it all away.

780
00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,037
Too late now!

781
00:46:35,876 --> 00:46:38,539
[yelling] No!

782
00:46:39,422 --> 00:46:41,334
[Lil] My current doctor
is better than most.

783
00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:44,462
I still get the freakouts
and the crying bouts

784
00:46:44,552 --> 00:46:46,760
for hours and hours on end
every once in a while.

785
00:46:46,846 --> 00:46:51,932
But I stopped having seizures
and I stopped cutting myself.

786
00:46:53,394 --> 00:46:54,805
Wow.

787
00:46:56,314 --> 00:46:58,021
Now I'm really depressed.

788
00:46:59,692 --> 00:47:01,274
It was really bad for a while.

789
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,068
I was convinced the only way out
was to kill myself.

790
00:47:04,155 --> 00:47:06,238
Kill yourself? Are you crazy?

791
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,236
Yes. Haven't you been listening?

792
00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:12,903
Killing yourself is the most selfish
thing a person can do.

793
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:15,034
Well, I didn't do it, did I?

794
00:47:15,124 --> 00:47:16,456
Well, don't.

795
00:47:17,918 --> 00:47:19,454
You know what's depressing?

796
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,417
Growing old. That's depressing.

797
00:47:24,133 --> 00:47:26,591
- You know what your problem is?
- What?

798
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:29,135
You need to lighten up
and appreciate what you've got.

799
00:47:29,221 --> 00:47:34,057
'Cause pretty soon, bang,
it passes you right by.

800
00:47:34,143 --> 00:47:37,136
- Oh, it's just that easy?
- Right.

801
00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,516
That is so ignorant.

802
00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:43,396
I'm not depressed.
I have depression.

803
00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:44,727
It's different.

804
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:47,608
Having depression
is having a mental illness.

805
00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:50,657
- It has to be medicated.
- Bullshit.

806
00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:52,325
You gotta be a fighter.

807
00:47:53,371 --> 00:47:54,407
Things get you down,

808
00:47:54,497 --> 00:47:56,489
you pick yourself up
by your bootstraps

809
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,665
and you just trudge forward.

810
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,994
You're one to talk.
I see you popping pills all the time.

811
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:05,881
That's because I'm in pain.

812
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:09,004
Well, so am I.

813
00:48:09,470 --> 00:48:11,257
What are you taking for it?

814
00:48:11,347 --> 00:48:12,554
[clicks tongue]

815
00:48:13,682 --> 00:48:15,218
Well, I was on Abilify,

816
00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,426
which is a mood stabilizer
for bipolar disorder,

817
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,354
but it felt like fireworks
were going off in my brain 24/7,

818
00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:21,771
so I tried Trileptal.

819
00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:23,769
But that caused me to sleep
for two solid weeks.

820
00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:26,647
And I was taking that with Lexapro,
which is an antidepressant,

821
00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,524
but that turns you into a fat zombie.

822
00:48:28,614 --> 00:48:30,526
And then I tried Zoloft,
which kills your sex drive,

823
00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:32,778
and that's just not gonna work.
Klonopin is an anti-anxiety,

824
00:48:32,868 --> 00:48:34,905
but that put me to sleep
for 10 hours, too.

825
00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,611
And Lamictal,
which is similar to Lithium,

826
00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:38,412
gave me a bad rash
all over my body,

827
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:39,615
which was so not cute.

828
00:48:39,708 --> 00:48:41,370
Then they put me on Seroquel,
an antipsychotic,

829
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:43,793
which also put me
into a deep sleep for hours on end.

830
00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:45,791
So they put me on Provigil,
which is a stimulant

831
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:47,964
that kept me up and focused,
which was good.

832
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:49,757
In fact, I had to try
several stimulants

833
00:48:49,844 --> 00:48:51,460
before settling on Provigil.

834
00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:52,715
Adderall, Vyvanse,

835
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:54,797
but those all make you act
like a coke addict.

836
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:57,553
The Suboxone gave me
scary hallucinations

837
00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,555
and caused me to throw up
all over the house,

838
00:48:59,645 --> 00:49:01,307
which, like I said before,
is super cute.

839
00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:02,979
I'm currently on a cocktail of Provigil,

840
00:49:03,065 --> 00:49:04,727
Ativan, which is for anxiety,

841
00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,649
Prozac for my depression,
which helps clear the fog

842
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:08,101
from my brain a little bit.

843
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,152
And an enzyme patch,
which is an MAO inhibitor.

844
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:13,152
I mean, it helps but I can't
eat chocolate when I'm on it,

845
00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,108
which is depressing unto itself.

846
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,074
Can I help you?

847
00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,910
Should you be driving?

848
00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:28,584
[sighs]

849
00:49:29,592 --> 00:49:31,549
[upbeat country music playing]

850
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,523
[Lil] And we're here because...

851
00:50:29,777 --> 00:50:32,611
Because that's where I grew up.

852
00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,024
We drove three hours

853
00:50:37,117 --> 00:50:39,404
just so you could come and see
your old house?

854
00:50:39,787 --> 00:50:40,823
Yeah.

855
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:43,662
You got a problem with that?

856
00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:45,414
[scoffs]

857
00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:47,458
You are so corny.

858
00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:50,663
Yeah, that's true.
Very true. [chuckles]

859
00:50:52,258 --> 00:50:53,374
Whatever.

860
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:56,384
[Vic] I feel like
I'm in a time machine.

861
00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,211
Everything looks the same.

862
00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,429
Smells the same.

863
00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:03,846
- Like dog shit.
- Exactly.

864
00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,555
I swear my mother's gonna
walk out that door

865
00:51:07,648 --> 00:51:08,889
and she's gonna say,

866
00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:12,272
"Marty, get your tuchus
inside for dinner."

867
00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:13,692
Marty?

868
00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:15,524
Martin Schulman.

869
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,606
Nice to meet you.

870
00:51:17,700 --> 00:51:19,987
Hold on. Your real name's
Marty Schulman?

871
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:21,409
Are you kidding me?

872
00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,158
Nobody from my day
kept their Jewish name

873
00:51:24,248 --> 00:51:25,910
if they wanted a career
in Hollywood.

874
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,287
Tony Curtis' real name
is Bernie Schwartz.

875
00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,410
Who's Tony Curtis?

876
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:32,582
Never mind.

877
00:51:35,175 --> 00:51:36,586
Can I help you two?

878
00:51:36,677 --> 00:51:40,136
Yes, ma'am. I know you think
we're some crazy people

879
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,305
standing out here
staring at your house, but...

880
00:51:42,391 --> 00:51:43,757
Are you Jehovah's Witnesses?

881
00:51:43,851 --> 00:51:46,013
[chuckles] No, ma'am.

882
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:48,436
I actually used to live in this house.

883
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:49,979
I happened to be in the area

884
00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,557
and I wanted to take a little walk
down memory lane.

885
00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,104
Oh.

886
00:51:54,653 --> 00:51:55,985
Must have been a long time ago

887
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:57,733
'cause we've been here
over 40 years now.

888
00:51:57,823 --> 00:51:59,359
That's a long time.

889
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:03,535
[laughs] Well, this house
has been pretty good to us.

890
00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:07,539
We raised many a child
and grandchild ourselves here.

891
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:12,373
You know, they say that
that, um, old actor Vic Edwards

892
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:15,171
actually grew up in this
house here, too. [laughs]

893
00:52:15,257 --> 00:52:16,623
No kidding.

894
00:52:16,717 --> 00:52:19,209
Ma'am, this is Vic Edwards.

895
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:24,339
[chuckling]

896
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:32,347
- Oh, I be damned!
- [laughs]

897
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:34,057
[laughs] You know how many times

898
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,858
I told people you grew up
in this house?

899
00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:37,856
I didn't even know
whether it was true or not.

900
00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:40,188
And here you are.
My God, here you are.

901
00:52:40,282 --> 00:52:42,524
[laughs] Can I hug you?
Can I hug you?

902
00:52:42,618 --> 00:52:44,450
- Well, please, I'd love it.
- Oh, my goodness.

903
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:47,745
[laughs] Oh! I can't believe this.

904
00:52:47,831 --> 00:52:51,450
Here you are. The Vic Edwards.
[laughs]

905
00:52:51,752 --> 00:52:53,288
[Vic] Oh, memories.

906
00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:55,837
[woman] I can't believe this. [laughs]

907
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:57,630
Do you know what?
My brother and I

908
00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:00,379
used to come
tearing down these stairs,

909
00:53:00,469 --> 00:53:01,835
three steps at a time.

910
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:04,046
I don't know why
we were in such a hurry,

911
00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:07,177
but we were racing like it was
the last thing we ever did.

912
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:08,849
[woman laughs]

913
00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:24,570
[Vic's mother shouting, indistinct]

914
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:43,718
[sighs]

915
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:03,146
[Doug, on phone]
Where are you guys?

916
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:04,731
I mean, when are you
going to be home?

917
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,862
[Lil] I have no idea
when I'm gonna be home.

918
00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:08,193
What are you guys doing?

919
00:54:08,287 --> 00:54:09,448
He's on some, like,

920
00:54:09,538 --> 00:54:12,076
weird memory tour
or something. Ugh.

921
00:54:12,166 --> 00:54:13,873
Anyway, he's making me
drive him around

922
00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:15,370
to all these places from his past.

923
00:54:15,461 --> 00:54:17,123
He's on some, like, nostalgia kick.

924
00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:19,499
It's so not fair
that she gets to do that.

925
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:23,504
First, we went to this
old little house where he grew up

926
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,553
and then we went to the temple
where he had his Bar Mitzvah.

927
00:54:26,638 --> 00:54:28,675
- Did you guys know he was Jewish?
- Yes.

928
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,257
[Lil] Of course
you knew he was Jewish.

929
00:54:40,819 --> 00:54:43,527
Then we went to the old pool hall
he used to hang out in,

930
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:44,946
which is now a cupcake shop,

931
00:54:45,032 --> 00:54:47,945
which he ranted about forever.
And then I said,

932
00:54:48,035 --> 00:54:50,698
"Hey, gourmet cupcakes
are super-trendy now."

933
00:54:50,788 --> 00:54:52,029
Didn't care.

934
00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,455
And then he had to have
a GooGoo Cluster.

935
00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:55,702
I don't know what it is.

936
00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:58,080
Maybe they just don't have
GooGoo Clusters in LA.

937
00:54:58,170 --> 00:54:59,706
- I don't know.
- Mmm. Mmm.

938
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,413
[Lil] Now we're at Neyland Stadium

939
00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,341
and he's just standing there,
staring at the building,

940
00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,042
like a mental patient.

941
00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:07,377
[Shane]
They're at Neyland Stadium.

942
00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:08,757
That's ridiculous.

943
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:12,261
He was the starting tailback for UT
during the 1951 undefeated season.

944
00:55:12,351 --> 00:55:16,311
Anyways, after this, he wants
to go to some old folks hospital

945
00:55:16,396 --> 00:55:18,308
to see his first wife or something.

946
00:55:18,398 --> 00:55:20,139
And then we should be
on our way back.

947
00:55:20,234 --> 00:55:22,317
This is honestly all your fault.

948
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,564
My fault? How's it my fault?

949
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:26,612
Because you told him
I was his 24/7 driving slave

950
00:55:26,698 --> 00:55:27,779
for the entire weekend.

951
00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:30,358
Okay, whatever. Just take
lots of pictures and Instagram them.

952
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,660
- Oh, and hashtag the festival.
- Yeah, right.

953
00:55:33,038 --> 00:55:34,870
- [quietly] Tell her I said hi.
- Yeah, Shane...

954
00:55:34,957 --> 00:55:37,074
I can hear you. I'm back with Bjorn.

955
00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:40,160
Anyways, gotta go.
See you when I see you.

956
00:55:40,754 --> 00:55:42,370
[line disconnects]

957
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:48,335
[Bjorn, voicemail greeting]
Yo. You leave it. I'll retrieve it.

958
00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:50,886
[Lil] Bjorn. Hey, it's me.

959
00:55:50,973 --> 00:55:54,307
Again. Where the hell are you?
I keep calling you.

960
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:58,057
Anyway, I am still stuck in Knoxville
with this old guy.

961
00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,432
I think probably another hour here

962
00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,560
and then
it's a three-hour drive home.

963
00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:03,600
And then I get to see you.

964
00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:07,274
Oh, crap, he's on the move.

965
00:56:08,699 --> 00:56:11,191
I miss you. Bye.

966
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,582
[rock music playing]

967
00:56:22,546 --> 00:56:23,662
[chimes]

968
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:30,377
[Bjorn] Shit.

969
00:56:31,305 --> 00:56:32,796
It's my buddy.

970
00:56:34,391 --> 00:56:35,598
Mmm.

971
00:56:38,478 --> 00:56:41,016
[Lil] All right, well,
it appears to be locked,

972
00:56:41,106 --> 00:56:43,268
so we can reminisce
on the way back.

973
00:56:43,358 --> 00:56:47,523
Sucks, but we have
a really long drive home.

974
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,485
What? What? Whoa.
What are you doing?

975
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:54,318
Vic, we can't go on the field.
That's totally not allowed.

976
00:56:54,786 --> 00:56:56,903
- [lock clicks]
- Coming with me?

977
00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,248
I love the smell of cut grass.

978
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:05,874
[sniffs]

979
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:07,664
Mmm.

980
00:57:11,219 --> 00:57:16,760
1951. I was a sophomore,
but I started three games.

981
00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:18,432
Full disclosure, I mean,

982
00:57:18,518 --> 00:57:20,885
I really don't know
that much about football.

983
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:22,686
I mean... anything, actually.

984
00:57:22,773 --> 00:57:25,686
But, to be honest, I really don't
give a shit about football.

985
00:57:26,234 --> 00:57:27,645
Well, that's your loss.

986
00:57:28,111 --> 00:57:29,602
Sorry.

987
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:35,241
We were undefeated, going into
the last game against Texas.

988
00:57:35,327 --> 00:57:38,035
They were ahead by two points.

989
00:57:38,121 --> 00:57:39,953
[Vic chuckles]

990
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,202
We got down on the four yard line.

991
00:57:42,292 --> 00:57:44,454
I wanted the ball.

992
00:57:45,504 --> 00:57:48,542
I went up and over and I scored.

993
00:57:49,132 --> 00:57:52,216
And then I heard this horrible racket.

994
00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,300
The whole damn Texas team
landed on me.

995
00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,886
When they pulled them off,

996
00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,344
my knee was a mess.

997
00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:07,682
I could never play again.

998
00:58:09,319 --> 00:58:10,730
[Lil] That sucks.

999
00:58:11,363 --> 00:58:13,320
[Vic] Yeah, it did.

1000
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:18,110
Well, it's fun being a movie star,
but...

1001
00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:22,572
nothing compares
to being a football star.

1002
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:25,495
Nothing.

1003
00:58:25,585 --> 00:58:28,373
[crowd cheering]

1004
00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:32,332
[announcer on PA, indistinct]

1005
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:45,144
[announcer] He's in! He's in!

1006
00:58:45,230 --> 00:58:46,937
Touchdown, Tennessee.

1007
00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:48,936
[crowd continues cheering]

1008
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:58,407
[seagulls squawking]

1009
00:59:02,914 --> 00:59:03,904
[sighs]

1010
00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:07,040
You know something?

1011
00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:10,495
This is the exact spot...

1012
00:59:13,091 --> 00:59:15,504
where I proposed to my first wife.

1013
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:20,801
Great.

1014
00:59:21,850 --> 00:59:22,761
[scoffs]

1015
00:59:23,977 --> 00:59:25,809
And then everything went wrong.

1016
00:59:27,022 --> 00:59:29,856
I had this little ring box, you know.

1017
00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:32,149
And I was so excited
when I opened it.

1018
00:59:33,195 --> 00:59:35,653
[chuckling] The ring went flying out,

1019
00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:37,856
right into the water.

1020
00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:43,578
And naturally, I jumped in after it.

1021
00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:44,995
I never found it.

1022
00:59:45,749 --> 00:59:48,412
So I got a piece of seaweed

1023
00:59:48,919 --> 00:59:50,706
and I made a ring out of it.

1024
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:53,504
Got down on one knee
and put it on her finger.

1025
00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,084
And she just thought that was great.

1026
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,004
Anyhow,

1027
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:05,641
she still said yes, and then we heard
music coming from the dock.

1028
01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:07,722
We danced right here.

1029
01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,979
And then, well...

1030
01:00:13,318 --> 01:00:15,776
we always talked about
we'd come back here someday.

1031
01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,356
But we never did.

1032
01:00:21,368 --> 01:00:22,358
[sighs]

1033
01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:49,719
Why are we just sitting here?
I mean, let's go in.

1034
01:00:49,813 --> 01:00:51,520
It's still a three-hour drive back.

1035
01:00:52,190 --> 01:00:54,022
Just wait a second, okay?

1036
01:00:54,109 --> 01:00:55,566
It's not that easy.

1037
01:00:57,028 --> 01:00:59,441
It's been a long time.

1038
01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:00,772
What are you so scared of?

1039
01:01:00,866 --> 01:01:03,108
So she's gonna look old.
You look old, too.

1040
01:01:03,702 --> 01:01:05,068
I beg your pardon.

1041
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:07,661
Okay, not that you don't
look good for your age.

1042
01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:08,954
Oh.

1043
01:01:10,041 --> 01:01:11,452
So what's her name, anyhow?

1044
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,541
Claudia.

1045
01:01:16,131 --> 01:01:17,292
Was she pretty?

1046
01:01:17,382 --> 01:01:19,920
She was the prettiest of them all.

1047
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:22,964
We were just kids.

1048
01:01:23,054 --> 01:01:25,262
We had no business
getting married.

1049
01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:27,135
I didn't know
what the hell I was doing.

1050
01:01:28,101 --> 01:01:30,263
- If Claudia's number one...
- Mm-hmm.

1051
01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:32,094
how many times
were you married altogether?

1052
01:01:34,274 --> 01:01:35,310
Five.

1053
01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:36,982
- Five?
- Mmm.

1054
01:01:37,569 --> 01:01:40,232
[scoffs] Wow.
That's a lot of alimony.

1055
01:01:40,322 --> 01:01:41,904
You're telling me.

1056
01:01:41,990 --> 01:01:46,155
A buddy of mine told me once,
never, ever get married.

1057
01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:48,694
Just skip the middle man,

1058
01:01:48,788 --> 01:01:51,531
find a woman you hate,
and buy her a house.

1059
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,036
But you're rich right, right?

1060
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:54,617
I mean,
aren't all famous people rich?

1061
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,827
Ha.

1062
01:01:56,504 --> 01:02:00,214
Just 'cause somebody's famous,
that doesn't mean they're rich.

1063
01:02:01,009 --> 01:02:03,296
Didn't you have any kids
who could help take care of you?

1064
01:02:03,386 --> 01:02:05,378
One, with Claudia.

1065
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:07,714
Grace.

1066
01:02:07,807 --> 01:02:09,548
- Grace?
- Mm-hmm.

1067
01:02:10,018 --> 01:02:11,225
That's a pretty name.

1068
01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,724
I mean, geez, if you guys
were kids when you got married,

1069
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:16,681
she must be, what?
Fifty, sixty years old now.

1070
01:02:19,361 --> 01:02:20,772
She's dead.

1071
01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:25,114
- Oh, shit.
- [softly] Yeah.

1072
01:02:26,493 --> 01:02:27,529
Sorry.

1073
01:02:30,038 --> 01:02:32,701
Should I just not ask
any questions about her?

1074
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:34,874
It's best not to, if you don't mind.

1075
01:02:51,393 --> 01:02:53,601
[grunts] Aw, shit.

1076
01:02:59,693 --> 01:03:01,355
[Vic] There she comes.

1077
01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:05,779
- [shouting] May I help you?
- Yes.

1078
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:08,482
I would like to see
Claudia Schulman, please.

1079
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:13,454
I'm sorry, but visiting hours
ended at 7:00 p. m.

1080
01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:17,329
Yeah, well, I came from
Los Angeles to get here, okay?

1081
01:03:17,752 --> 01:03:19,038
So let us in.

1082
01:03:19,129 --> 01:03:21,371
We'll just be in here
for five minutes. All right?

1083
01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:24,298
I'm sorry, but you'll have
to come back tomorrow.

1084
01:03:24,676 --> 01:03:27,214
Visiting hours begin at 8:00 a. m.

1085
01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,011
You can have breakfast with her.

1086
01:03:29,097 --> 01:03:30,463
- No kidding.
- Yeah.

1087
01:03:30,890 --> 01:03:32,631
Could you lean closer?
I can't hear you.

1088
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:33,716
- [yelps]
- [Lil] Hey!

1089
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:35,642
I'm gonna put this
right into your nose.

1090
01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:38,437
No. No, you're not.
All right, well, thank you, ma'am.

1091
01:03:38,523 --> 01:03:39,559
We totally understand.

1092
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,606
Thank you. We will come back
a different day.

1093
01:03:41,693 --> 01:03:43,104
[Vic] I don't know who she is.

1094
01:03:43,194 --> 01:03:44,401
- [tapping]
- Yeah, all right, yeah.

1095
01:03:44,487 --> 01:03:45,853
Thank you. Thank you.

1096
01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:48,109
- Holy shit.
- Thanks. All right. Let's go.

1097
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,485
Vic, are you kidding?

1098
01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:51,033
What the hell's the matter with you?

1099
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:53,862
What the hell's the matter
with you, Vic? I mean... it's closed.

1100
01:03:53,955 --> 01:03:55,537
She wasn't going
to let us in anyways.

1101
01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:57,910
And if you kept doing that,
she was gonna call the cops.

1102
01:03:58,001 --> 01:03:59,333
You want to end up on TMZ?

1103
01:03:59,878 --> 01:04:01,494
- TM what?
- TMZ.

1104
01:04:01,588 --> 01:04:03,170
- What is that?
- Shut up. I...

1105
01:04:04,466 --> 01:04:07,925
Oh, bullshit. You just want
to get back to your douchebag.

1106
01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:10,094
Bjorn has nothing to do with this.

1107
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,387
[chuckles] Oh, really?

1108
01:04:11,806 --> 01:04:14,423
That's why you keep calling him
every 15 minutes.

1109
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:15,928
Will you leave the guy alone?

1110
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:17,385
Oh, so now you're on his side?

1111
01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:19,562
You know whose side I'm on?

1112
01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:20,763
Mine.

1113
01:04:20,857 --> 01:04:23,395
I'm not leaving here
until I see Claudia.

1114
01:04:23,485 --> 01:04:26,193
Tell douchebag
you'll have to see him tomorrow

1115
01:04:26,279 --> 01:04:27,986
'cause we're spending the night
in Knoxville.

1116
01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:29,655
[stammers] Wait, what?

1117
01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,277
Maybe you're spending
the night in Knoxville,

1118
01:04:31,368 --> 01:04:32,529
but I'm driving back to Nashville.

1119
01:04:33,328 --> 01:04:34,944
You know you're a pain in the ass.

1120
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:36,495
[Lil] Yeah, well, so are you.

1121
01:04:37,165 --> 01:04:38,155
[Vic] Bye.

1122
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:41,291
What are you doing?
Where are you gonna go?

1123
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,994
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.

1124
01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:44,499
Just away from you.

1125
01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,677
[car approaching]

1126
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:08,394
Get in the car.

1127
01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:10,938
Why?

1128
01:05:11,324 --> 01:05:13,316
'Cause I'm gonna stay the night
with you in Knoxville.

1129
01:05:13,785 --> 01:05:15,617
I don't want to be responsible
if, God forbid,

1130
01:05:15,703 --> 01:05:17,444
something bad happens to you.

1131
01:05:17,539 --> 01:05:19,405
Never hear the end of it
from my brother.

1132
01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:22,575
Besides, I think I saw
a Motel 6 back there.

1133
01:05:24,629 --> 01:05:27,087
We ain't staying at a Motel 6.

1134
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:38,887
[Lil] Can you afford
for us to stay here?

1135
01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:41,390
[Vic] No, but that's the beauty
of credit cards.

1136
01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:43,266
[Lil] Still gotta pay it off
at some point.

1137
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:46,099
[Vic] Let's live it up.
I'm tired of feeling like a has-been.

1138
01:05:46,192 --> 01:05:47,979
[dinging]

1139
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,730
Welcome to the Knoxville
Grand Hotel. Checking in?

1140
01:05:51,823 --> 01:05:52,904
Yes, we are.

1141
01:05:52,991 --> 01:05:54,482
And the name on the reservation?

1142
01:05:54,576 --> 01:05:55,566
Vic Edwards.

1143
01:05:59,205 --> 01:06:01,697
I'm sorry, Mr. Edwards,
but for some reason,

1144
01:06:01,791 --> 01:06:04,078
I don't see your reservation
in our system.

1145
01:06:04,169 --> 01:06:07,458
Really? My assistant here
made it weeks ago.

1146
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:11,583
Oh, uh, [scoffs] yeah, yeah.

1147
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:14,134
I made that reservation weeks ago.

1148
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,928
- No harm. One room, two beds.
- One room?

1149
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:18,843
Yeah. One room, two beds.

1150
01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:22,802
Yeah, well, I made the reservation
for two rooms. So, two rooms.

1151
01:06:22,896 --> 01:06:24,762
[Vic] How much for two rooms?

1152
01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:27,222
Our rooms rates start at $650.

1153
01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:28,478
Oh, okay, fine.

1154
01:06:28,568 --> 01:06:30,935
- Well, then, uh, one room.
- Okay.

1155
01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:34,193
But unfortunately, Mr. Edwards,
we are fully committed at this time.

1156
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,774
Interesting. When they say
they're fully committed,

1157
01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,951
it's always bullshit.

1158
01:06:39,037 --> 01:06:41,745
Clint Eastwood walked in,
you think they'd turn him away?

1159
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,164
Hell, no. Now, you find me a room.

1160
01:06:44,709 --> 01:06:46,621
Please. And thank you.

1161
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,203
Perhaps I should get my manager.

1162
01:06:49,297 --> 01:06:51,414
- [Vic] Perhaps you should.
- I'll be right back.

1163
01:06:53,051 --> 01:06:54,132
Oh, what are you doing?

1164
01:06:54,219 --> 01:06:56,006
You're gonna get us
kicked out of this hotel.

1165
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:59,054
Mr. Edwards,
I'm terribly sorry for this mix-up.

1166
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:01,052
I'm Gary, the night manager
here at the Knoxville Grand.

1167
01:07:01,142 --> 01:07:03,850
I don't know how your reservation
got lost in the shuffle,

1168
01:07:03,937 --> 01:07:06,645
but we'd be happy to remedy
that situation right now.

1169
01:07:06,731 --> 01:07:08,518
Oh, thank you, Gary.

1170
01:07:08,608 --> 01:07:10,190
All of our rooms are fully booked.

1171
01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:13,110
However, we do have
the penthouse suite available.

1172
01:07:13,196 --> 01:07:15,108
I would be happy to give you
that room tonight

1173
01:07:15,198 --> 01:07:16,689
for the cost of the standard room.

1174
01:07:16,783 --> 01:07:19,196
That's very nice. Thanks, Gary.

1175
01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,026
[Gary] Let me get that key for you.

1176
01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:23,575
Welcome back to
the Knoxville Grand, Mr. Edwards.

1177
01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:25,031
[Vic] God bless you. Thank you.

1178
01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,365
Thank you, Gary.

1179
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,041
- [Gary] You're welcome.
- All right. Let's go, Vic.

1180
01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,628
- [Vic] You ready, kid?
- [Lil] Oh, I'm ready.

1181
01:07:30,713 --> 01:07:32,204
All right, Mr. Edwards.

1182
01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:34,668
[receptionist]
He didn't have a reservation.

1183
01:07:35,635 --> 01:07:37,126
Oh, I know.

1184
01:07:37,220 --> 01:07:38,677
Then what's with
the ass-kissing routine?

1185
01:07:38,763 --> 01:07:40,299
Who's Vic Edwards?

1186
01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:41,471
[scoffs]

1187
01:07:42,100 --> 01:07:43,261
He's a living legend.

1188
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:52,850
Oh, my God.

1189
01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:53,980
[chuckles]

1190
01:07:54,070 --> 01:07:56,187
This thing is bigger
than the house I grew up in.

1191
01:07:56,281 --> 01:07:59,570
- [Vic] Yeah. You like?
- Ah! Do I like it?

1192
01:08:00,034 --> 01:08:01,241
[Vic] Mm-hmm.

1193
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,944
[Lil] Oh, my God, and this bathtub
is even bigger than my car.

1194
01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:06,997
- Oh, well. That's big, I guess.
- [water running]

1195
01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:08,824
[Lil] Oh, my God. They have a bidet.

1196
01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:11,080
I thought they only had
that crap in, like, Tokyo.

1197
01:08:11,170 --> 01:08:12,206
[Vic] What?

1198
01:08:12,297 --> 01:08:13,629
I just figured out what that was

1199
01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:16,503
'cause at first I thought it was
just a guys' bathroom stall.

1200
01:08:16,593 --> 01:08:19,051
- [door opens]
- I can't believe these bedrooms.

1201
01:08:19,137 --> 01:08:20,719
I call dibs on this room!

1202
01:08:20,805 --> 01:08:22,387
- [door closes]
- I can't believe we're here.

1203
01:08:22,473 --> 01:08:25,261
Oh, my God.
I have to go look at this closet.

1204
01:08:26,477 --> 01:08:27,467
[laughs]

1205
01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:29,599
- [door opens]
- Oh, my God. Ha!

1206
01:08:29,689 --> 01:08:32,181
I can't believe you used to stay
in these places all the time.

1207
01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,308
[grunts] Oh.

1208
01:08:34,402 --> 01:08:36,109
Doug is going to freak out.

1209
01:08:36,195 --> 01:08:38,357
We have to Instagram
the hell out of this.

1210
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,110
[country music playing]

1211
01:08:41,951 --> 01:08:43,408
[all chuckling]

1212
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:55,416
[snickering]

1213
01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,046
- Whoa.
- Oh!

1214
01:09:02,096 --> 01:09:03,678
[shower running]

1215
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,928
What the hell is that?

1216
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:18,110
That was amazing.
I've never had room service before.

1217
01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:21,655
Oh, that's one of the perks
I miss the most.

1218
01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:25,534
Fancy hotel rooms
and room service.

1219
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:31,080
[coughs]

1220
01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,122
- Vic the Dick.
- Yep.

1221
01:09:35,463 --> 01:09:37,500
You're lucky I'm in a good mood.

1222
01:09:37,590 --> 01:09:39,957
[scoffs] This is you in a good mood?

1223
01:09:40,051 --> 01:09:42,168
I'd hate to see you in a bad mood.

1224
01:09:42,261 --> 01:09:44,002
What do you do with your art?

1225
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:48,057
Besides draw festival logos
and insult people.

1226
01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:49,474
Nothing, really.

1227
01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:52,140
Why don't you have a showing?

1228
01:09:52,230 --> 01:09:53,812
Try and sell something.

1229
01:09:53,898 --> 01:09:57,187
[sighs] I can't just roll up my sleeves
and throw an art show.

1230
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,608
Use the bar.

1231
01:09:59,195 --> 01:10:02,438
If it's good enough for a film festival,
it's good enough for an art show.

1232
01:10:02,532 --> 01:10:05,024
- [sighs] I get embarrassed.
- Mm-hmm.

1233
01:10:05,118 --> 01:10:08,327
Doug loves to be the center
of attention, and I don't.

1234
01:10:08,413 --> 01:10:09,654
Gives me anxiety.

1235
01:10:09,747 --> 01:10:12,364
Nothing wrong with being
the center of attention.

1236
01:10:12,458 --> 01:10:15,997
I'd rather be famous and broke
than rich and nobody.

1237
01:10:16,879 --> 01:10:18,745
Instead, I'm broke and nobody.

1238
01:10:19,173 --> 01:10:21,415
That's the worst combination.
[chuckles]

1239
01:10:21,509 --> 01:10:23,421
Why can't you
just live in the present

1240
01:10:23,511 --> 01:10:25,924
and stop looking
in the rearview mirror?

1241
01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:29,427
All I ever hear from you
is "I was rich," "I was famous,"

1242
01:10:29,517 --> 01:10:33,511
I was this, I was that.
How about "You are"?

1243
01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:35,015
It's easier said than done,

1244
01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:37,348
especially when your brother's
little film festival

1245
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:41,061
shines such a spotlight
on where I was

1246
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:43,441
compared to how far down
I've come.

1247
01:10:44,532 --> 01:10:46,899
It's not Doug's fault
that you're not happy.

1248
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,401
Okay, Dr. Freud.

1249
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:53,706
I'll work on me
and you'll work on you.

1250
01:10:53,791 --> 01:10:55,123
Deal?

1251
01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,243
[Lil] Deal.

1252
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:04,633
[soft music playing on speakers]

1253
01:11:17,899 --> 01:11:19,356
[beeping]

1254
01:11:42,423 --> 01:11:43,709
[laughs]

1255
01:12:01,317 --> 01:12:03,934
[audience laughing on TV]

1256
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:05,394
[spraying]

1257
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,979
[laughter increases]

1258
01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:12,693
[laughs]

1259
01:13:05,256 --> 01:13:06,292
[clatters]

1260
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:08,169
[upbeat music playing]

1261
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:18,053
- [crying] Vic!
- What?

1262
01:13:18,144 --> 01:13:20,477
- We have to leave.
- Why?

1263
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:21,974
[Lil] All right. These are the pictures

1264
01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:23,396
I just posted of you and me.

1265
01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:25,724
And Shane likes some.
A bunch of people like some.

1266
01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:28,231
Then I saw that Bjorn likes some.

1267
01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:30,688
And he doesn't have time
to call me back all day.

1268
01:13:30,781 --> 01:13:32,989
Yet he had time to check Instagram.

1269
01:13:33,075 --> 01:13:34,691
[Vic] I don't understand this.

1270
01:13:34,785 --> 01:13:36,196
- Will you listen?
- Yes.

1271
01:13:36,287 --> 01:13:39,030
So then, I noticed
that one of Bjorn's likes

1272
01:13:39,123 --> 01:13:41,410
was also liked by Zoey Campbell.

1273
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:44,538
Okay. Who's Zoey Campbell?

1274
01:13:44,629 --> 01:13:47,042
She's the bitch who's been
trying to steal my boyfriend.

1275
01:13:47,131 --> 01:13:49,874
The one Bjorn says
they're just friends, right?

1276
01:13:49,967 --> 01:13:52,254
So then, I look at her Instagram

1277
01:13:52,345 --> 01:13:55,964
and see that she just happened
to post a selfie an hour ago.

1278
01:13:57,558 --> 01:13:59,299
[Vic] You're way cuter than her.

1279
01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,134
You got nothing to worry about.

1280
01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:05,268
[sobbing] That picture
was taken in my bed.

1281
01:14:06,192 --> 01:14:08,229
I put that bottle there this morning.

1282
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:14,023
[continues sobbing]

1283
01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:25,162
[elevator bell dings]

1284
01:14:25,252 --> 01:14:28,211
[Vic] Will you wait?
Don't give him the satisfaction.

1285
01:14:28,297 --> 01:14:30,914
Satisfaction? I am going to kill him

1286
01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:34,217
- and then I'm going to kill her.
- Hey! Damn it. Hey!

1287
01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:36,716
[Lil] This is the last time.
I'm never going to...

1288
01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:39,264
- [grunting]
- [Lil shouting, indistinct]

1289
01:14:42,853 --> 01:14:44,094
[Vic groaning]

1290
01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:47,431
Oh, God. [groaning]

1291
01:14:47,525 --> 01:14:48,686
Oh.

1292
01:14:51,404 --> 01:14:53,066
Vic, are you all right?

1293
01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:56,614
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just got to catch my breath.

1294
01:14:56,701 --> 01:15:00,490
Oh, shit. Sorry. Uh...
Oh, you look really pale.

1295
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,740
I've looked pale
for the past 30 years.

1296
01:15:03,833 --> 01:15:06,246
Okay, no jokes. Do you think
you're having a heart attack?

1297
01:15:07,044 --> 01:15:08,785
No, maybe I...

1298
01:15:08,879 --> 01:15:10,245
I've had this before.

1299
01:15:10,923 --> 01:15:12,880
Well, do you think
we should call an ambulance,

1300
01:15:12,967 --> 01:15:15,129
- just to be on the safe side?
- Don't be crazy.

1301
01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:16,710
I just need a minute.

1302
01:15:17,388 --> 01:15:19,300
Do you want some water?
You know what? Screw it.

1303
01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:22,349
I'm gonna go get you some water.
Okay? Stay right here. All right?

1304
01:15:24,145 --> 01:15:25,431
Oh, God.

1305
01:15:31,819 --> 01:15:33,481
[high pitched ringing]

1306
01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:39,403
[man 1, muffled] Oh, my God.
You're Vic Edwards.

1307
01:15:39,493 --> 01:15:42,907
Gary, look. This is Vic Edwards.

1308
01:15:42,997 --> 01:15:45,330
[indistinct muffled conversation]

1309
01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:48,625
Big fan of yours.
Not just in the movies,

1310
01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:50,452
as a football player.
You were awesome.

1311
01:15:51,672 --> 01:15:54,255
- ...Adventure River.
- The FBI.

1312
01:15:54,341 --> 01:15:55,752
[muffled] Operation FBI
was so good, too.

1313
01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:57,209
And the one with the car?

1314
01:15:57,845 --> 01:16:00,804
[man 2] We're both big fans.
We grew up on your movies.

1315
01:16:03,809 --> 01:16:05,641
[man 1] Great to see you.
Love your work.

1316
01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,389
Whoa! Excuse me!

1317
01:16:13,527 --> 01:16:15,234
[Lil] Hi. Excuse me.
I really need water,

1318
01:16:15,321 --> 01:16:16,607
please, right now. Thank you.

1319
01:16:17,490 --> 01:16:19,607
Why? What're you doing
with the old guy?

1320
01:16:19,700 --> 01:16:21,282
Baby, let me get you a real drink.

1321
01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:23,451
An appletini for my future ex-wife.

1322
01:16:23,537 --> 01:16:24,573
[groans]

1323
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:30,709
Oh. Oh, no. Excuse me.

1324
01:16:30,795 --> 01:16:33,458
Excuse me. Hi. Have you seen
an old man right here?

1325
01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:36,085
He was sitting in that chair. No?

1326
01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:37,416
[man] No.

1327
01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,383
Excuse me.
Uh, have you seen Mr. Edwards?

1328
01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:44,430
He was just sitting on the couch
a second ago.

1329
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,266
No, I haven't seen Mr. Edwards.

1330
01:16:46,352 --> 01:16:47,718
How are you enjoying your suite?

1331
01:16:47,812 --> 01:16:49,474
It's wonderful, thanks.

1332
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:51,892
[man] Ladies and gentlemen,

1333
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:54,440
an unexpected surprise:
Mr. Vic Edwards.

1334
01:16:58,572 --> 01:17:00,029
Thank you.

1335
01:17:01,742 --> 01:17:03,734
Thank you very much.

1336
01:17:03,828 --> 01:17:05,444
[jazz music playing]

1337
01:17:11,252 --> 01:17:15,462
♪ Cuddle up a little closer ♪

1338
01:17:18,425 --> 01:17:20,963
♪ Oh, lovey mine ♪

1339
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:28,759
♪ Cuddle up and be my little ♪

1340
01:17:32,022 --> 01:17:33,638
♪ Clinging vine ♪

1341
01:17:35,776 --> 01:17:41,773
♪ Like to feel your cheeks so rosy ♪

1342
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:48,371
♪ Like to make you comfy cozy ♪

1343
01:17:49,957 --> 01:17:56,079
♪ 'Cause I love you
From head to toesy ♪

1344
01:17:56,755 --> 01:18:00,999
♪ Lovey mine ♪

1345
01:18:01,635 --> 01:18:03,467
[applause]

1346
01:18:03,554 --> 01:18:05,386
Can you imagine? The Vic Edwards.

1347
01:18:05,472 --> 01:18:07,759
- At your daughter's wedding.
- Absolutely.

1348
01:18:08,559 --> 01:18:10,767
Thank you. Thank you very much.

1349
01:18:16,817 --> 01:18:20,231
Thank you. It's an unexpected
honor and treat

1350
01:18:20,321 --> 01:18:23,314
to be able to sing
one of my favorite songs

1351
01:18:23,407 --> 01:18:27,276
to the new
Mr. and Mrs. Daniel Delson.

1352
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,081
What do you do, sir?

1353
01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:36,329
I'm a doctor.

1354
01:18:36,420 --> 01:18:38,127
Impressive. What kind?

1355
01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,547
A colorectal surgeon.

1356
01:18:41,258 --> 01:18:44,217
Hmm. You know, Mrs. Delson,

1357
01:18:44,303 --> 01:18:46,966
you have literally just married
a pain in the ass.

1358
01:18:47,056 --> 01:18:48,888
[all laughing]

1359
01:18:50,184 --> 01:18:53,393
Well, good luck to you
and mazel tov.

1360
01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:01,727
[both singing]

1361
01:19:06,992 --> 01:19:09,484
How did you know
Bjorn was such an asshole?

1362
01:19:09,578 --> 01:19:11,444
You pegged him on sight.

1363
01:19:11,538 --> 01:19:14,372
- Well, it takes one to know one.
- Yeah, yeah.

1364
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:15,949
Do yourself a favor.

1365
01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:18,410
Steer clear of the bad boys
from now on.

1366
01:19:18,504 --> 01:19:20,962
You can't fix us, you can't tame us.

1367
01:19:23,092 --> 01:19:24,799
- Okay, bad boy.
- Okay.

1368
01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:26,672
[laughs]

1369
01:19:27,346 --> 01:19:30,430
What about that kid Shane?
He obviously likes you.

1370
01:19:31,392 --> 01:19:34,760
Wow, you pay closer attention
than I thought.

1371
01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,930
Shane's been in love with me
since fifth grade.

1372
01:19:38,023 --> 01:19:40,436
Well, then go out with him.

1373
01:19:40,526 --> 01:19:43,735
Try out a guy who really loves you.
You might like it.

1374
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:46,279
Yeah, okay,
Mr. Divorced Five Times.

1375
01:19:46,365 --> 01:19:48,652
How much do you really
even know about love?

1376
01:19:48,742 --> 01:19:51,985
Were you ever even in love
with anyone but yourself?

1377
01:19:53,831 --> 01:19:58,041
Ha ha. I've been in love
about a thousand times.

1378
01:19:58,127 --> 01:19:59,663
But real love?

1379
01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:01,585
Just once.

1380
01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:06,792
Just once.

1381
01:20:18,272 --> 01:20:22,186
[chuckles] It was fun
while it lasted, wasn't it, Vic?

1382
01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,813
We had some great times,
you and me.

1383
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:31,066
You got to do things and see things
that most people just dream about.

1384
01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:34,862
- Oh, yeah.
- Where did it all go, man?

1385
01:20:35,748 --> 01:20:37,956
And what does any of it mean?

1386
01:20:38,042 --> 01:20:41,501
After all these years,
I still can't figure it out.

1387
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:43,619
What the game is about.

1388
01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:47,465
Survival. Who has
the ability to survive.

1389
01:20:47,551 --> 01:20:49,634
- That's the game.
- Yeah.

1390
01:20:51,972 --> 01:20:54,840
Well, I'm surviving. Barely.

1391
01:20:55,726 --> 01:20:57,137
I took it all for granted.

1392
01:20:58,103 --> 01:20:59,685
I thought I had it figured out.

1393
01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:03,101
I look in the mirror now,

1394
01:21:03,192 --> 01:21:05,479
and I have no idea
who that person is

1395
01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:06,776
staring back at me.

1396
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:10,272
[sighs]

1397
01:21:14,495 --> 01:21:15,611
Damn.

1398
01:21:17,206 --> 01:21:19,493
You're good-looking. [chuckles]

1399
01:21:21,293 --> 01:21:23,250
You know, time is like this river.

1400
01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:26,417
No matter what you do or don't do,

1401
01:21:26,507 --> 01:21:28,920
no matter how much you think
you can beat it,

1402
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:31,592
it just keeps rushing by.

1403
01:21:32,429 --> 01:21:33,840
You don't beat it.

1404
01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,467
You don't beat this river.

1405
01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:38,387
No, you don't.

1406
01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:45,682
[laughs and yelps]

1407
01:21:49,905 --> 01:21:50,986
[sighs]

1408
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:52,648
[chimes]

1409
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:03,037
[Bjorn, voicemail]
Hey, Lil. You know who it is.

1410
01:22:03,127 --> 01:22:04,993
Been kind of trying
to call you all night.

1411
01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:07,295
Uh, just wondering where you are.

1412
01:22:07,381 --> 01:22:10,499
If you're still at that hotel
with that creepazoid old man.

1413
01:22:10,592 --> 01:22:12,754
- Anyway, call me back. Bye.
- [chuckles]

1414
01:22:16,056 --> 01:22:17,672
[sighs]

1415
01:22:23,981 --> 01:22:25,472
Vic, you are so right.

1416
01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:26,977
The more I ignore
douchebag's calls,

1417
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:28,933
the crazier it's making him.

1418
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:32,191
Vic?

1419
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:34,026
Vic?

1420
01:22:49,756 --> 01:22:51,167
[creaking]

1421
01:22:53,677 --> 01:22:54,793
[groans]

1422
01:22:59,975 --> 01:23:01,887
Vic? Are you okay?

1423
01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:07,730
I've watched everyone
I ever cared about die.

1424
01:23:10,360 --> 01:23:12,693
One by one, they seem to just...

1425
01:23:14,448 --> 01:23:15,780
disappear on me.

1426
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:19,617
It won't be long
before I disappear, too.

1427
01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:22,821
[Lil] No, don't say that, Vic.

1428
01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:26,750
You want to know why I needed
to come to Knoxville?

1429
01:23:28,462 --> 01:23:30,203
I needed to say goodbye.

1430
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:35,592
Goodbye to the town
that made me who I am.

1431
01:23:36,428 --> 01:23:39,136
Goodbye to the trees
I climbed as a kid.

1432
01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:42,591
Goodbye to the school that
taught me how to break the rules.

1433
01:23:44,853 --> 01:23:47,345
And the streets
I wandered late at night.

1434
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:52,942
The hiding places
where I left all my secrets.

1435
01:23:55,405 --> 01:23:56,816
The town...

1436
01:23:57,491 --> 01:24:01,781
where I made so many,
many mistakes.

1437
01:24:04,289 --> 01:24:09,034
And now it's time
for one... last goodbye.

1438
01:24:43,453 --> 01:24:45,285
[nurse] Okay, Mrs. Schulman.

1439
01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:48,160
You have a very nice visitor today.

1440
01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:52,536
Mr. Edwards has come all the way
from Los Angeles, California.

1441
01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,587
Now, the Alzheimer's
may have progressed

1442
01:24:58,677 --> 01:25:00,589
a little bit further
than you're prepared for,

1443
01:25:00,679 --> 01:25:02,420
but she's still a very sweet lady.

1444
01:25:02,514 --> 01:25:04,221
Isn't that right, Mrs. Schulman?

1445
01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,224
All right, I'm gonna leave you to visit.

1446
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:08,222
Okay.

1447
01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:17,772
How's the food here?

1448
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:24,946
[chuckles softly]

1449
01:25:26,663 --> 01:25:27,779
Look at us.

1450
01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:32,329
Old fogeys.

1451
01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:39,916
But you still look beautiful.

1452
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:44,595
You still look as beautiful
as the day I met you.

1453
01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:49,930
We have a lot of good memories.

1454
01:25:52,731 --> 01:25:54,097
For what it's worth,

1455
01:25:54,691 --> 01:25:57,149
I never loved anybody else like you.

1456
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,316
Ours was the special one.

1457
01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:04,691
The first one.

1458
01:26:04,785 --> 01:26:06,367
The real one.

1459
01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,658
I came here to apologize, Claudia.

1460
01:26:11,792 --> 01:26:13,249
I just dealt you...

1461
01:26:13,335 --> 01:26:15,042
[sighs]

1462
01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:17,295
[voice breaking]...a lousy hand.

1463
01:26:19,257 --> 01:26:21,795
I was a stupid, jackass kid.

1464
01:26:22,678 --> 01:26:25,421
All swept up in a crazy dream.

1465
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,881
And I just left you and Gracie.

1466
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,518
I just left.

1467
01:26:34,231 --> 01:26:35,722
I screwed it all up.

1468
01:26:37,067 --> 01:26:40,606
If I could go back
and do it again, I would, baby.

1469
01:26:40,696 --> 01:26:42,483
I'd do it differently.

1470
01:26:44,658 --> 01:26:47,696
You were the one that loved me
before anybody else

1471
01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:49,118
even knew my name.

1472
01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:52,280
And I treated you like shit.

1473
01:26:55,168 --> 01:26:57,501
I got caught up
in all the wrong things

1474
01:26:57,587 --> 01:26:59,328
with all the wrong people.

1475
01:27:00,006 --> 01:27:01,838
I thought I knew it all.

1476
01:27:03,009 --> 01:27:05,968
I thought I had so much time
to make it up.

1477
01:27:06,805 --> 01:27:09,218
I thought I could just
snap my fingers

1478
01:27:09,307 --> 01:27:10,923
and make things right.

1479
01:27:11,518 --> 01:27:13,180
And when Gracie...

1480
01:27:15,105 --> 01:27:16,266
killed herself...

1481
01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:19,015
[sighs]

1482
01:27:20,026 --> 01:27:21,983
That was all my fault, too.

1483
01:27:25,907 --> 01:27:27,489
It's all my fault.

1484
01:27:30,495 --> 01:27:32,361
[sighing]

1485
01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:44,090
It is.

1486
01:27:46,887 --> 01:27:48,469
Oh, darling.

1487
01:28:05,989 --> 01:28:08,948
Excuse me. Do I know you?

1488
01:28:20,086 --> 01:28:21,952
You really want
to leave me here alone?

1489
01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:24,255
- Well, I really want some food.
- Well... [sighs]

1490
01:28:24,341 --> 01:28:27,049
I know I shouldn't stop you, but I...

1491
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:31,087
- I feel safe with you around.
- You do?

1492
01:28:31,181 --> 01:28:32,513
[woman] Well, I am safe, ain't I?

1493
01:28:32,599 --> 01:28:35,137
Well, Justice will be back
in a minute.

1494
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,055
Justice ain't you.

1495
01:28:37,145 --> 01:28:39,307
[music playing]

1496
01:28:42,484 --> 01:28:43,725
[chuckles]

1497
01:28:46,696 --> 01:28:48,904
[all cheering and applauding]

1498
01:28:56,665 --> 01:29:00,409
Okay, that concludes
our Vic Edwards Film Festival.

1499
01:29:00,502 --> 01:29:03,995
We are now gonna give out
our Lifetime Achievement Award

1500
01:29:04,089 --> 01:29:07,002
to the great Vic Edwards in absentia.

1501
01:29:07,092 --> 01:29:09,254
[all cheering and applauding]

1502
01:29:14,891 --> 01:29:16,848
I'm sure if Vic were here,

1503
01:29:16,935 --> 01:29:19,143
he would want to thank all the fans.

1504
01:29:19,229 --> 01:29:20,891
[Vic] Don't put words in my mouth.

1505
01:29:21,314 --> 01:29:25,274
For crying out loud.
Good Lord, man.

1506
01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:28,319
- Oh, my... Vic...
- Get me a chair.

1507
01:29:28,405 --> 01:29:29,771
Yeah, yeah, of course. Right away.

1508
01:29:29,865 --> 01:29:30,946
[all murmuring]

1509
01:29:31,032 --> 01:29:32,739
[chair scraping]

1510
01:29:45,088 --> 01:29:47,751
Unfortunately, until today,

1511
01:29:49,342 --> 01:29:54,462
the last time I apologized
for anything was in 1977.

1512
01:29:54,890 --> 01:29:58,383
I punched out a director
on the set of Horse Power.

1513
01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:02,641
Well... [sighs]

1514
01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:05,935
I'm sorry.

1515
01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:08,567
I'm sorry for being such an asshole.

1516
01:30:10,238 --> 01:30:12,696
Leaving the way I did.

1517
01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:17,410
I thought I was too good
for this little film festival, but...

1518
01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,280
as it turns out,

1519
01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:23,824
it's too good for the likes of me.

1520
01:30:26,671 --> 01:30:29,084
Winning this
Lifetime Achievement Award

1521
01:30:30,175 --> 01:30:32,918
has forced me to examine
an important question

1522
01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:36,425
that I've avoided as long as possible.

1523
01:30:38,266 --> 01:30:41,134
What have I really achieved
in this lifetime?

1524
01:30:41,895 --> 01:30:43,352
[indistinct shouting]

1525
01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:46,146
Most of the movies I've made,

1526
01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:49,058
everybody knows the way
they're gonna end.

1527
01:30:50,153 --> 01:30:51,644
Right from the first scene.

1528
01:30:51,738 --> 01:30:53,946
[Lil shouting indistinctly]

1529
01:30:55,492 --> 01:30:57,654
[Vic] Life's kind of like that.

1530
01:30:57,744 --> 01:31:00,828
- Everybody knows how it ends.
- Back away!

1531
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:05,496
But it's the scenes in the middle...

1532
01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:09,454
that make it count.

1533
01:31:10,757 --> 01:31:14,797
The great producer
Joseph E. Levine once told me,

1534
01:31:15,553 --> 01:31:18,421
"An audience will forgive
a shitty act two

1535
01:31:19,391 --> 01:31:23,260
if you can wow 'em in act three."

1536
01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:25,769
Well...

1537
01:31:27,524 --> 01:31:29,811
I had a hell of an act one.

1538
01:31:30,944 --> 01:31:32,856
Pretty shitty act two.

1539
01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:35,689
And I screwed up most of act three.

1540
01:31:37,158 --> 01:31:38,649
I made certain of that.

1541
01:31:39,411 --> 01:31:41,403
But thanks to you,

1542
01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:46,708
and thanks to Doug and Shane
and Stuart and Faith.

1543
01:31:48,628 --> 01:31:50,915
And especially Lil.

1544
01:31:57,095 --> 01:31:58,802
And everybody here.

1545
01:31:59,764 --> 01:32:01,630
You've helped me to see

1546
01:32:01,725 --> 01:32:05,639
that maybe it's not too late
for my Hollywood ending.

1547
01:32:30,837 --> 01:32:33,545
And so, with humility and pride

1548
01:32:35,800 --> 01:32:37,632
and deep appreciation

1549
01:32:38,344 --> 01:32:41,257
that I, Martin JJoel Schulman,

1550
01:32:41,347 --> 01:32:43,054
proud son of Tennessee,

1551
01:32:44,809 --> 01:32:48,553
humbly accept this Lifetime,

1552
01:32:49,689 --> 01:32:51,021
so far,

1553
01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,017
Achievement Award.

1554
01:32:57,739 --> 01:33:00,903
And I'm gonna make damn sure
that the rest of my life

1555
01:33:02,452 --> 01:33:05,286
lives up to the honor of this.

1556
01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:06,578
Thank you.

1557
01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:12,459
[all cheering and applauding]

1558
01:33:25,642 --> 01:33:27,178
[Vic] Thank you, Doug.

1559
01:33:32,899 --> 01:33:34,982
I can't believe you just spent
the whole weekend

1560
01:33:35,068 --> 01:33:36,980
in Knoxville with Vic Edwards.

1561
01:33:37,070 --> 01:33:38,902
Did he talk about
Murder Can Kill You?

1562
01:33:38,988 --> 01:33:40,399
Did he tell you any stories?

1563
01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:54,455
Thank you.

1564
01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:05,846
- Hmm.
- Bye, Marty.

1565
01:34:05,932 --> 01:34:06,968
Hmm.

1566
01:34:11,563 --> 01:34:12,849
[car door opens]

1567
01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,228
Uh, Lil? Where do you
want this one?

1568
01:34:56,065 --> 01:34:57,556
There.

1569
01:34:57,650 --> 01:34:58,686
Yeah.

1570
01:34:59,736 --> 01:35:00,817
[Sonny] I told you so.

1571
01:35:01,279 --> 01:35:02,736
I know you did.

1572
01:35:02,822 --> 01:35:04,063
And you were right.

1573
01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:06,570
A Lifetime Achievement.
How can I get one of those?

1574
01:35:06,659 --> 01:35:09,618
- Can I rent it?
- I told them about you

1575
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,570
and they seemed interested.

1576
01:35:11,664 --> 01:35:13,030
Oh, stop it.

1577
01:35:13,124 --> 01:35:15,036
[both laughing]

1578
01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:21,046
[music playing]

1579
01:35:53,915 --> 01:35:56,248
[country music playing]

1580
01:39:12,530 --> 01:39:14,192
[song ends]

1581
01:39:15,533 --> 01:39:17,616
[country song playing]

1582
01:42:21,677 --> 01:42:23,760
[song ends]

1583
01:42:24,138 --> 01:42:26,801
[instrumental music playing]