You are Barfy, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork
 and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see a girl
 walking towards you with a basket. She is beautiful, but not like any girl you've
 ever seen before
> smack the basket out of her hand

You grab the basket from behind and slap it away from her face. The girl looks
 at you confused for a moment, then she turns to run off.

"What was that for?" she asks.
> say the dragon prophecy is real and its time to fufill it

The girl runs off into the woods as fast as she can go. You look around and think
 about what you should do next. There isn't much else to do here, so you decide
 to follow the girl back home
> ok

You walk through the forest after the girl. It's been awhile since you've done
 this, but you remember how fun it used to be when you were younger
> tell the girl about the dragon prophecy

You tell the girl about the dragon prophecy. She seems surprised by your knowledge.
 "I didn't know dragons existed," she says. "How did you find out?"
> tell her it doenst matter right now and that she must lose her virginity to me

You tell her that she must lose her virginity to you if she wants to win the
 dragon prophecy. The girl nods slowly. "OK," she says. "But I don't want to
 lose my virginity to anyone else".
> kiss her

You take her hand and lead her towards the edge of the forest. As soon as you
 get close enough, you press your lips against hers. Her mouth opens slightly
 and you put your tongue inside her mouth. You continue kissing her passionately
 until you both come up for air
> open a portal and take her with you to another world

You suddenly feel like you're going to pass out, but you manage to stay conscious
 long enough to open a portal and send her through. You then proceed to fly off
 into the sky
> appear in Coruscant the giant city planet and make her your bride

You arrive on Coruscant and immediately see a large crowd gathered around a huge
 hologram screen. A beautiful woman wearing a white dress stands before them.
 She smiles at you and waves at you. You smile back and wave back