Govanaus and the Forbidden Sword, Part 3

<Oliander>	SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
<DM>	--==QUEST CONTINUE==--
<DM>	*While Kirran and Dex were waiting for the session to continue, the big chamber around you seems to have mysteriously changed as the result of 4th wall breaking DM powers*
<DM>	*For your troubles, the DM heals you both to full Hearts and Magic*
<Kirran>	Sweet
<DM>	*Updated room*
<Dex>	Hope you're keeping track of this on a map there pinky.
<Oliander>	By the powers of the Sacred Realm, thy Goddesses have summoned me to aid your quest to rid of this Thoughtful sinner. I remember not his name, but I Think it had something to do with Thought. I am not sure, but I am willing to ask the Goddesses for help in this... conundrum.
*	Oliander mysteriously appears, possibly caused by the distortion from the fourth wall. WE WILL NEVER KNOW.
<DM>	*You are on the bottom floor of a vast chamber spanning two stories. The all you see is brick on the walls and a giant tower, with floors on the outside at each story that have hookshot posts on them, dominating the center. There is no water in the room.*
<Oliander>	I greet you all as you greet me. Please, tell me thy names.
<Dex>	Uh. We didn't greet you.
<Kirran>	Usually the guy who appears mysteriously introduces himself first.
<DM>	*There are doors that are on platforms on the North, East and West walls on the second floor. The platform on the north wall is too far to jump and has no hookshot posts on it. The platforms on the other walls have hookshot targets on them. Several Green Whispies float around, hanging around mainly at the tower. There is a door on the west side of the tower*
<Oliander>	But I am the one prophecized by the Goddesses. Have you not already heard of me before?
<DM>	*On the first story, there is a door on the west wall that can't be opened through this room and there is a locked door on the north wall. The floor is sandy and there is a door on the west wall of the tower*
<Dex>	I'm not really big on religious matters.
<Oliander>	A pity. A lizard such as your self would become endowed and enlightened to great heights... like the second floor there.
<DM>	*The three NPCs; Harry, Jake and Matilda have all formed a separate party and begun wandering around*
<Dex>	I dunno. Second floors aren't really my thing.
*	Oliander holds his arms high into the air.
<Oliander>	O GREAT GODDESSES, LEAD THY WAY, AND MAY WE ASCEND INTO THIS GRAND TOWER!
<DM>	*Map: http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2*
<Kirran>	I'm getting the strangest sense that we've met somehwere before.
<DM>	http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2
*	Kirran narrows eyes in thought
<DM>	(Stupid asterisks
<Oliander>	(LE GASP, MAAAAAPS!)
<Oliander>	(so we're in the main room, first floor, yes?)
<Kirran>	(Clam bowl?)
<Kirran>	(As in chowder?)
<DM>	(Yes)
<Kirran>	(Excellent)
<DM>	(Nope, a place where there was many ShellBlades)
<Kirran>	(Shame. Chowder sounds pretty good right now.)
<DM>	(Gurloz' party got rid of some of them)
<Gurloz>	(Sorry, got people aggro.)
<Oliander>	(do we know where the NPC party went?)
<Gurloz>	(Consider me on auto-follow. will read up when i get back)
<Dex>	where the hell are we on this thing
<Oliander>	(and do we also know where all of these parentheses are coming from?)
<Kirran>	Hmm, crazy focus on religion, talk about goddesses...
<DM>	(The NPC party is headed to the Chamber of Spikes
<Oliander>	(okay, so they're floor 2, got it)
*	Dex whispers to Kirran "I say we gut him and take his stuff."
<DM>	(Yes, I forget to add in the second one all of the time.)
*	Oliander stares at Kirran.
*	Kirran snaps his fingers.
<Kirran>	The pub! You got drunk with Red in...europa or somewhere like that.
<Oliander>	...
<Kirran>	It's been a while.
<Oliander>	... hmm, I do not recall you clearly. Perhaps you should stay out of the shadows and into thy holy blessed light, for then, I might recognize you as someone partially important.
<Dex>	Does this mean we don't get to gut and loot?
<Kirran>	No, this guy is a pretty good ally.
<DM>	*Two Tekitites jump around the room and into view, accompanied by three Bari*
<Oliander>	Thank you for your kind words and recognizing (and realizing) my extraordinary greatness.
<Dex>	Well I've got my knives out now. I gotta gut and loot SOMETHING.
<DM>	*None of them have noticed your progress*
<Oliander>	(uhh, are those on the first floor or second floor?)
<DM>	(1st Floor)
*	Oliander notices the proxmity of the enemies.
<Oliander>	Come, my great allies, let us ascend higher, away from these fiends!
<Kirran>	That's....actually a pretty good suggestion.
<Dex>	gimme a sec someone is giving me a gift
<Oliander>	(woops, forgot to outfit hookshots onto this guy)
<Oliander>	(uhh, what's the height (in feet) from here to floor 2?)
<DM>	(Approximately 20 feet)
<DM>	(So, not that high)
<Oliander>	(got it)
<DM>	(6-7 metres
<Dex>	)
*	DM kicks his typo out the window
*	Oliander attepts to jump to the second floor..... oh, if only I had done my work of making Rito bonuses... THEN I COULD FLY THERE EASILY.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 8, 7, 6, 1, 5, 4, 9, 4, 7, 7, 10, 3, 10, 5, 7, 2, 4, 4, 7, 6, 10, 6, 2, 1, 9, 8, 8, 10, 4, 6, 2, 6 and 3. Total: 204. Successes: 27.
<Oliander>	(ah hah, 27 feet!)
<Kirran>	(Did you just jump 27 feet into the air?)
<Oliander>	(YEP)
*	Dex hookshots up.
<DM>	(Yes)
<DM>	(Where?)
<Dex>	no where
<Oliander>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-5-post-743.html#pid743 --> What am I rolling against? - tells ya how far you can jump
<Dex>	just fires the hookshot straight up
*	Oliander jumps up to the area next to the Waterfall room's door.
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 2, 4, 8, 10, 7, 9, 4, 9, 2, 8, 8, 8, 1, 5, 3, 2, 1, 7, 6, 10, 5, 10, 9, 2, 10, 5, 7, 4, 1, 8, 4, 6 and 2. Total: 200. Successes: 25.
*	Kirran jumps after Oliander
<DM>	*Dex: The Hookshot fails to reach a target and is not amused by your attempt at firing blindly*
<Dex>	The hookshot or the target?
<DM>	(There is no target directly upwards)
<Oliander>	(The amusement is not amused.)
<Dex>	Not with that attitude there isn't.
<DM>	(The hookshot)
*	Dex hookshots Kirrian.
<Dex>	$27d10
<DM>	(Roll courage)
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 6, 2, 4, 8, 8, 8, 5, 5, 3, 8, 9, 9, 5, 8, 4, 1, 8, 5, 4, 9, 10, 2, 6, 4 and 6. Total: 167. Successes: 22.
<Dex>	wait
<Dex>	thats not right
*	Kirran looks around for someone named Kirrian.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Kirran>	Damn dopplegangers are everywhere...
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 8, 7, 5, 3, 9, 4, 6, 5, 10, 7, 1, 4, 4, 1, 9, 1, 10, 10, 9, 2, 4, 9, 4, 3, 2, 10 and 4. Total: 155. Successes: 18.
<Dex>	welp thats even worse
*	Oliander turns to see Dex firing his hookshot in various directions.
<Dex>	I got excited with the I's.
<Oliander>	Sire, do you require assistance from the Goddesses to make your wicked machina work?
<Kirran>	Wicked what?
<Dex>	NAW I GOT THIS.
*	Dex hookshots Kirran. And does it properly this time.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 1, 10, 9, 3, 4, 6, 8, 6, 7, 6, 7, 4, 3, 2, 3, 1, 6, 2, 6, 5, 6, 4, 6, 5, 2, 1 and 3. Total: 137. Successes: 16.
<Dex>	son of a bitch
<Kirran>	Nope
<Oliander>	(I believe the hookshot auto-extends 20 feet by default)
*	Dex closes his eyes and aims in Kirran's general direction.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 1, 9, 3, 8, 7, 1, 6, 6, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 4, 6, 6, 7, 10, 9, 4, 3, 8, 3, 9, 6 and 4. Total: 134. Successes: 14.
<Oliander>	(oh nope, that thing is 20 meters... good lord)
<Dex>	ok that makes sense at least
<DM>	(20 meters: 66 feet)
<DM>	*metres
*	Dex turns around and fires at Kirran over his shoulder.
<Kirran>	Maybe you should stop trying to hit a ninja and aim for the priest.
<Dex>	$27d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 2, 9, 1, 6, 9, 9, 3, 8, 10, 2, 2, 2, 7, 3, 8, 6, 10, 8, 7, 8, 3, 5, 7, 8 and 10. Total: 155. Successes: 20.
<Oliander>	(weird, thought I rewrote it to 50 feet... might not be updated, lol)
<Dex>	NO IM DEDICATED TO THIS NOW
*	Kirran walks out of sight range of Dex.
<Kirran>	Try it now!
<Dex>	$27d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 8, 3, 6, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 7, 6, 7, 7, 8, 8, 3, 6, 10, 6, 4, 7, 5, 6, 1, 1 and 4. Total: 138. Successes: 17.
*	Oliander holds his arms wide open, in range of Dex's hookshotting skills.
<Kirran>	Guess not.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1, 4, 9, 2, 6, 5, 3, 4, 9, 2, 5, 8, 5, 10, 1, 4, 2, 3, 5, 1, 10, 10, 1, 2, 8, 8 and 3. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
<Oliander>	COME, BROTHER! SHOOT ME, AND I SHALL SHOW YOU THE WAY TO ASCENSION!
<Dex>	is this even statistically possible
<Oliander>	(DM, how many successes does Dex need with a hookshot?)
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 3, 7, 2, 2, 1, 2, 10, 6, 7, 5, 6, 8, 7, 8, 10, 10, 9, 10, 2, 1, 7, 10, 8, 2, 10, 5 and 4. Total: 176. Successes: 26.
<Dex>	THERE WE GO
<DM>	(20)
<Oliander>	(nvm, I think it worked)
<Dex>	26 MUST hit Kirran.
<Kirran>	I'm hidden behind a rock wall.
<Kirran>	Er, floor, but still...
*	Gurloz hookshots Oliander.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 6, 4, 9, 7, 3, 4, 3, 8, 4, 4, 7, 2, 2, 6, 3, 3, 6, 6, 9, 5, 9, 9, 8, 10, 2, 8, 3, 8, 10, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 189. Successes: 22.
<Dex>	I'll be the judge of that.
*	Oliander stands mighty against Gurloz's hookshotting skills.
*	Dex hookshots Gurloz.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 8, 6, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 1, 9, 7, 10, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 10, 1, 8, 7, 5, 5, 7, 6, 8, 9 and 2. Total: 147. Successes: 18.
<Gurloz>	"I'll just use you as a hookshot target for if/when I don't see one. :P
<Gurloz>	"
*	Dex hookshots at himself.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 10, 4, 6, 4, 5, 1, 8, 1, 1, 9, 10, 1, 2, 9, 9, 5, 7, 4, 8, 2, 3, 10, 10, 6, 2, 3 and 2. Total: 152. Successes: 19.
<Kirran>	I think you got a defective one Dex.
<DM>	*Dex: You missed Gurloz and the hookshot, again, is not amused*
<Oliander>	Worry not, my friend, for I shall accept you hooking your shot to me any day........................... excuse me as I rephrase that.
<Oliander>	Worry not, my friend - you can fire a hookshot at me anytime.
*	Dex hookshots the DM.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 6, 1, 4, 5, 8, 8, 5, 1, 10, 6, 4, 3, 5, 3, 10, 1, 3, 10, 7, 1, 10, 3, 10, 5, 7, 2 and 2. Total: 157. Successes: 23.
<Dex>	woo
*	DM kicks Dex out the window in retalliation
*	Dex tucks and rolls to the other side rather than out the window.
<Dex>	TA DAAA
*	DM has kicked Dex from #zurpg (you were kicked out the window and landed in the Water Temple!)
*	Oliander observes Dex fall from heaven and land next to him.
<Oliander>	Intriguing.
<Dex>	TAAA DAAAA
<Kirran>	Don't ask questions. The answers would tun your head inside out.
*	Oliander turns to Mr. Ninja.
<Oliander>	If I may inquire- oh, nevermind.
<DM>	*Dex, however, arrives near the door to the Waterfall room*
<Oliander>	But how would my head turn inside out?
<DM>	*Was kicked
<Dex>	is that farther ahead or what
*	Oliander heads through the door to the Waterfall room.
<DM>	*It's father ahead*
<Dex>	WOO
<Oliander>	Come, my brothers! The way is this way! I can feel it in my Sacred Heart.
*	Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a stream, streaming other streams! Streamception! «15,825»)
<DM>	(Compensating you for your awufl rolls)
<Dex>	IM THE GREATEST
*	DM gives voice to Dex
<Oliander>	(If DM landed in a stream, is that a water stream thereby landing him in the worst part of the Water Temple?)
<Oliander>	(AND he's crossing the streams?)
<Kirran>	Well, between the door and the monsters, I'm taking the door.
<DM>	(Kay, is everyone in?)
<DM>	(The door?)
<Dex>	What took you guys so long?
<Oliander>	(I'm not inside the door. I'm inside the room just past the door. I do not believe that I would enjoy being merged with a door, unless I get to smack Dex on the way back.)
<DM>	(Have you entered the Waterfall room yet?)
<Kirran>	(Seems like it)
<Dex>	You just want to touch my well toned lizalfos butt. You weirdo.
<Oliander>	(I don't know, have we, DM?)
<DM>	(Yeah)
<Oliander>	(or did we actually end up elsewhere on the map)
<DM>	(We have)
<DM>	*You all enter a room onto a small platform in front of a vast waterfall slowly cascading downwards. On the waterfall are large platforms with a hookshot target on the front of each and cascade downwards towards a seemingly bottomless pit. There is a small platform at the other end with a door and there are hookshot targets on the walls directly above each door*
<DM>	(Loaded)
<DM>	(I think you all know what room in the OoT Water Temple this room is based off)
<Kirran>	I'm getting the strangest sense that I know what's at the top of that waterfall...
<Oliander>	(been a looooooong time since I played OoT, even though I played it at least 10 times over, including master quest and 3 hearts challenge)
<Dex>	I hope it's treasure. Or a fight. Or a fight for treasure.
<DM>	(At the top of the waterfall is a platform with a door on it, leading to the next room)
<Oliander>	Mr. Lizard... light is treasure, as is all ascension.
<Kirran>	Does 42 mean anything to you guys?
<Dex>	Light doesn't buy you food for your growing army.
<Kirran>	Ah never mind, it's probably nothing...
<Dex>	It means a nerd is around and needs a beating.
*	Oliander observes the platforms that slowly ascend into the abyss.
<DM>	*descend
<Dex>	Resend.
<Oliander>	(BUT IT'D BE COOL)
*	DM retreats behind the 4th wall, away from grammar nazis
<Kirran>	Condescend
<Oliander>	(are the platforms coming from the waterfall itself?)
<DM>	(Sorta)
<Dex>	Onthemend
<Kirran>	Dex, maybe you should go first since you've got the worst hookshot.
*	Gurloz fires one of his hookshots randomly.
<Dex>	And maybe YOU should carry me.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 5, 6, 10, 5, 3, 3, 5, 10, 9, 5, 6, 7, 6, 6, 5, 3, 7, 6, 2, 1, 4, 2, 9, 2, 7, 6, 6, 10, 4, 9, 10 and 8. Total: 199. Successes: 29.
<Oliander>	Yes, with your sacrifice, we can easily observe how to cross this safely.
<Kirran>	You see these arms? These are not lizard man carrying arms.
<Dex>	It's cool I'll hang on to your neck.
<Dex>	Think of me as a very cute necklace.
<Kirran>	You can ride with Oliander
<Ambrosia>	$recall
<Kirran>	His name, by the way, is Oliander.
<Oliander>	(you know, Red_Enrics is in the level range for this quest, should he join?)
<DM>	(Yes)
<Kirran>	(Heh)
<Kirran>	(Maybe he can convince the priest to go drinking again. That was fun times.)
<Oliander>	Believe me, Lizard. I am great. Remember my name, and relive my history throughout your pitiful existence. Worship me, and serve my greatness!
<Ambrosia>	(Wait, so where are we again?)
<Dex>	Don't be such a baby. I'm light as a feather.
<Oliander>	(DON'T TELL HIM, HE'LL RUN)
<DM>	(In the Waterfall room of the Water Temple)
<Oliander>	(whelp, there goes Red Enrics)
<DM>	*You all enter a room onto a small platform in front of a vast waterfall slowly cascading downwards. On the waterfall are large platforms with a hookshot target on the front of each and cascade downwards towards a seemingly bottomless pit. There is a small platform at the other end with a door and there are hookshot targets on the walls directly above each door*
*	Ambrosia appears wearing a mask
<Ambrosia>	ADVENTURERS!
<DM>	http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2 <- Map
<Ambrosia>	Doth thou need help!
<Oliander>	(GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!)
<Ambrosia>	*!?
*	Oliander turns towards the masked... Ambrosia fellow.
<DM>	(Because Photobucket is a hassle)
<Kirran>	Uh oh, there's another one?
*	Gurloz 's hookshot was ignored by the dm.
<Kirran>	If you like carrying lizard people around, I've got a job for you.
<DM>	(I was getting to that)
<Oliander>	(yeah, in general, just use imgur, photobucket faaaaaails)
<Ambrosia>	(I shall reveal why my name is Ambrosia later.)
*	Oliander equips his Mask of Insight.
<Dex>	Drink of the gods?
*	Kirran is mighty confused by all these bombastic characters appearing around him.
<DM>	*Gurloz: You, by complete chance, hook onto the second-lowest platform on the waterfall**
<Dex>	Wait. WAAAAIT.
<Oliander>	My mask to your mask. Your mask to my mask. My mask is one, greater than yours, but you may join us.
*	Gurloz fires his second hookshot up the waterfall.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 6, 2, 8, 5, 1, 1, 2, 9, 1, 4, 8, 3, 6, 1, 3, 6, 6, 3, 3, 2, 10, 4, 4, 7, 3 and 1. Total: 130. Successes: 12.
<Ambrosia>	You shalll not regret your choice of recruitment, young adventuring party!
<Dex>	Huzzah! Now carry me.
<DM>	*You hook up onto the next platform*
*	Gurloz continues firing upward, switching to his first hookshot.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 6, 6, 1, 2, 1, 6, 7, 3, 9, 2, 8, 3, 1, 4, 7, 9, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, 4, 6, 2, 2, 1, 3, 6, 7, 1, 4 and 6. Total: 143. Successes: 15.
*	Oliander attempts to- actually, wait, what's the distance between the platform I'm on and the nearest platform?
<DM>	*You hook onto the platform after that*
*	Kirran fires his hookshot to follow Gurloz, at a slower pace on account of only having one.
*	Dex leaps onto Oliander's back.
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 4, 8, 1, 10, 8, 8, 9, 2, 7, 5, 6, 8, 5, 4, 10, 4, 2, 10, 2, 5, 1, 4, 6, 1, 10, 9, 10, 6, 4, 7, 4, 9 and 9. Total: 208. Successes: 27.
*	Ambrosia grabs on to Kirran
<Dex>	UP UP AND AWAY.
<Ambrosia>	*Kirran
<DM>	(15 feet)
<Ambrosia>	*Kirran's legg
<Oliander>	(kay, I can make that.... IF DEX WASN'T ON MY BACK)
<Kirran>	wut
<Dex>	YAH MULE
<Dex>	UP
*	Gurloz continues spider-maning his way up the waterfall.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 6, 8, 1, 7, 10, 10, 6, 3, 5, 3, 6, 8, 5, 5, 9, 1, 4, 9, 1, 7, 8, 6, 10, 8, 7, 6, 4, 2, 1, 4, 7 and 4. Total: 187. Successes: 24.
<Ambrosia>	I lack a hookshot!
<Gurloz>	dual hookshots ftw.
<Kirran>	(How many rolls do I need to make in total?)
<DM>	(A total of 5 rolls)
*	Kirran continues firing his way up
<DM>	*Kirran #1: You hook onto the second-lowest platofrm)
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Dex>	how far up is the highest one?
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 7, 4, 3, 8, 5, 1, 7, 8, 10, 8, 7, 8, 6, 10, 5, 1, 7, 9, 10, 3, 3, 4, 4, 3, 7, 6, 5, 6, 2, 6, 5 and 2. Total: 196. Successes: 26.
*	Oliander unequips the Mask of Insight and then jumps to the nearest platform from the starting platform.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 9, 8, 1, 3, 5, 2, 4, 5, 2, 10, 9, 2, 8, 7, 9, 5, 8, 4, 3, 7, 4, 4, 5, 7, 6, 10, 9, 3, 1, 10, 7, 1 and 4. Total: 191. Successes: 23.
<DM>	*Gurloz #4: You hook onto the next platform, which is the highest*
<Dex>	This isn't as up as I thought it would be.
*	Gurloz continues spider-maning his way up the waterfall.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 2, 5, 2, 6, 5, 1, 7, 3, 9, 6, 5, 3, 9, 6, 10, 4, 1, 5, 1, 6, 7, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1, 10, 9, 2, 4, 3 and 2. Total: 158. Successes: 19.
<Oliander>	(SPY DAH MAN)
<Ambrosia>	(Did I join at a bad time?)
<DM>	*Oliander #1: You jump onto the second lowest platform on the waterfall*
<Kirran>	$35d10
*	Gurloz kicks Oliander out the window.
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 3, 7, 5, 6, 6, 8, 8, 5, 1, 1, 4, 10, 7, 3, 6, 8, 2, 10, 3, 3, 7, 10, 3, 9, 9, 10, 7, 6, 8, 10, 2, 6 and 5. Total: 206. Successes: 29.
<Oliander>	WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! COME, LIZARD, LET US ASCEND HIGHER!
*	Oliander jumps to the next one.
<Kirran>	(I'm using all my high rolls now I guess)
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 1, 1, 3, 9, 2, 9, 1, 8, 7, 2, 2, 8, 2, 6, 7, 6, 7, 8, 9, 2, 9, 4, 10, 1, 8, 2, 3, 9, 9, 4, 8, 6 and 9. Total: 188. Successes: 21.
<Dex>	ONWARD YOU CRAZY MAN YOU!
<DM>	*Kirran #2 You hookshot to the next platform (3 more rolls)*
<Kirran>	(Don't forget the roll before it.)
<DM>	*Gurloz #5: You hook to the target above the door behind the waterfall*
*	Gurloz releases his hookshot and goes through the door.
<DM>	*Kirran #3: You hookshot to the next platform (two more)*
<Gurloz>	:P
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 6, 2, 2, 8, 7, 9, 1, 2, 6, 6, 3, 6, 1, 1, 5, 10, 7, 4, 6, 6, 1, 6, 3, 8, 6, 10, 2, 3, 8, 4, 9, 9 and 1. Total: 173. Successes: 21.
<Oliander>	(you say door behind the waterfall, so we're looking to go through the waterfall to ascend?)
<DM>	(Doh!)
<DM>	(I meant above)
<Ambrosia>	(I've been holding onto Kirran's leg this whole time. :3 )
<Oliander>	(INDEED)
<Oliander>	(what kind of hero are you to legride someone, Ambrosia?
<DM>	*Oliander #2: You jump up to the next platform (3 more)*
*	Oliander jumps again!
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 4, 1, 2, 5, 3, 6, 5, 1, 10, 6, 9, 5, 10, 4, 7, 10, 8, 7, 1, 9, 3, 3, 5, 1, 2, 10, 7, 1, 8, 8, 3, 7 and 6. Total: 194. Successes: 26.
<Ambrosia>	(I lack a hookshot.)
<Oliander>	(you can jump you know, it's what I'm doing)
<DM>	*Kirran #4: You hookshot to the next platform (one more)*
<Ambrosia>	(...oh.)
<Kirran>	(But if you miss...)
<Dex>	and im going along for the ride
<DM>	*Oliander #3: You jump on the next platform*
<Kirran>	(Link to the Past water)
<Oliander>	next one!
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 8, 3, 9, 2, 9, 1, 8, 1, 1, 8, 2, 2, 7, 8, 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 8, 7, 3, 5, 7, 9, 1, 10, 2, 3, 6, 6, 2 and 6. Total: 170. Successes: 19.
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 1, 7, 6, 6, 6, 7, 10, 4, 3, 10, 1, 2, 9, 1, 2, 6, 6, 1, 1, 4, 4, 5, 8, 8, 6, 4, 7, 9, 2, 1, 10, 8 and 8. Total: 186. Successes: 24.
<Gurloz>	<+Kirran> (Link to the Past water)
<Gurloz>	HUZZAH!
<DM>	*Oliander #4: You jump onto the next platorm (One more!)*
<Oliander>	(okay, distance between me and the next platform is 15 feet, right?)
<Ambrosia>	I must apologize for not being very heroic
<Ambrosia>	However
<DM>	(Yes)
<Oliander>	(what's the distance between me and the waterfall itself?)
<Ambrosia>	Water is one of my weaknesses as a hero of fire!
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 10, 5, 5, 5, 8, 2, 10, 7, 9, 3, 10, 3, 2, 5, 1, 2, 5, 7, 3, 7, 10, 3, 4, 8, 8, 2 and 1. Total: 156. Successes: 21.
<DM>	(About another 10 feet)
<Dex>	WOO
<Dex>	got it
<Oliander>	Hold tight, Dex, we're going in- wait, what are you doing?!
*	Dex grips Olinder tight and hookshots at the next platform.
*	Oliander unhooks himself from Dex.
<DM>	*Kirran #5: You hookshot to the target near the door above the waterfall**
<Kirran>	Well, that was easy enough.
<Dex>	wait
<Dex>	did i not read this right
*	Oliander dives INTO the waterfall!
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 7, 9, 1, 2, 7, 1, 4, 3, 8, 6, 4, 8, 7, 3, 10, 8, 5, 4, 10, 1, 8, 6, 3, 9, 10, 8, 1, 5, 1, 3, 6, 9 and 1. Total: 188. Successes: 23.
<Dex>	we still had a target left didnt we?
<DM>	(Yes)
<Oliander>	(I'M THINKING WITH PORTALS)
*	Ambrosia stops gripping onto Kirran's leg and stannds up.
<DM>	*Oliander: You dive into the waterfall... and get swept down*
<Oliander>	WHAT KIND OF ZELDA DUNGEON IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
*	Oliander falls to the bottom.
<DM>	*Hookshot to the starting platform vs 25 successes*
<Oliander>	(well, so much for testing if there's something behind the waterfall)
<Gurloz>	(Oliander lands in nothing.)
<Ambrosia>	Now then
<Oliander>	I have no hookshot. Only my sacred leaping powers. Observe!
<Oliander>	$25d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 3, 7, 9, 10, 7, 10, 8, 2, 6, 9, 9, 10, 8, 8, 3, 5, 4, 3, 8, 4, 5, 5 and 2. Total: 162. Successes: 21.
<Oliander>	wait, wrong roll
<Ambrosia>	Why are you people here?
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 2, 7, 1, 5, 4, 5, 9, 2, 9, 10, 6, 10, 4, 4, 1, 5, 6, 7, 4, 7, 6, 5, 6, 5, 5, 2, 7, 8, 1, 1, 1, 2 and 9. Total: 183. Successes: 24.
<Dex>	That's a good question.
*	Oliander uses his arms to grab onto that starting platform.
<DM>	*Oliander and Dex fall down into a bottomless pit, and respawn at the starting platform and lost 1 heart**
<Kirran>	On request from some very large Hamsters
<Dex>	FRIG YOU I HOOKSHOTTED
<Oliander>	oh come on, arm length!
<Dex>	he let go of me
<Dex>	i got a 21
<Kirran>	We were being followed by one of the Zora, but I guess he decided to trust us with clearing this place out.
<DM>	(At what point Dex?)
<Kirran>	Some guy set up shop in here, and we're here to give him the boot.
<Dex>	at the second last plaftorm
<DM>	(Okay)
<Oliander>	yeah, Dex hookshotted up already
<Kirran>	(Kirran gains +2 exposition)
<Ambrosia>	I'm here because a friend of mine lost his bag while here.
<Oliander>	annnnd my arm length does not account for 1 foot of length, curses
<DM>	*Out of confusion, Dex somehow appears on the platform above the waterfall**
<Dex>	TA DAA
<Oliander>	kay, roll time
<DM>	*And no Heart loss*
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 1, 5, 6, 9, 2, 8, 4, 1, 9, 1, 3, 9, 10, 4, 8, 8, 5, 1, 6, 2, 3, 2, 1, 8, 10, 4, 8, 2, 6, 9, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 192. Successes: 24.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 2, 3, 3, 4, 10, 5, 9, 8, 5, 2, 10, 7, 10, 7, 10, 3, 5, 9, 1, 10, 6, 1, 1, 3, 8, 7, 6, 6, 10, 7, 3, 7 and 6. Total: 201. Successes: 29.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 4, 9, 10, 10, 8, 5, 4, 10, 4, 3, 9, 4, 6, 9, 7, 7, 2, 6, 5, 5, 1, 2, 10, 2, 2, 5, 1, 6, 6, 5, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 193. Successes: 26.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 4, 3, 7, 10, 5, 10, 3, 2, 9, 10, 4, 7, 10, 1, 6, 8, 5, 5, 5, 6, 9, 7, 10, 9, 1, 9, 6, 4, 10, 6, 1, 10 and 3. Total: 215. Successes: 31.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 6, 8, 1, 9, 10, 3, 1, 5, 9, 1, 6, 7, 1, 10, 6, 5, 4, 7, 8, 4, 1, 8, 5, 6, 6, 1, 8, 8, 2, 7, 1, 2 and 6. Total: 190. Successes: 26.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 7, 8, 3, 3, 5, 8, 9, 4, 3, 2, 9, 7, 2, 3, 2, 3, 10, 2, 3, 5, 5, 7, 5, 2, 10, 9, 2, 1 and 9. Total: 162. Successes: 17.
<Oliander>	OKAY I'M AT THE TOP.... am I?
<Dex>	bwahaha
<DM>	(Yep)
<Gurloz>	hahahahahahahahaha
<Oliander>	GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
<DM>	Gonna be AFK for a minute
<Ambrosia>	(DM, can we make the bag thing I just mentioned a side quest? :3)
*	Oliander starts panting heavily.... ow.
<Kirran>	Seems like a pretty random thing to lose in a temple like this.
<Dex>	Not bad but watch this.
<Kirran>	Who's your friend. And more importantly, who are you?
<Oliander>	Just... c-can... can we take... a-a-a minor... break?
<Dex>	Nothing up my sleeves.
*	Dex shows his sleeves.
<Ambrosia>	Who am I?
<Dex>	Now watch as I pull your wallet out of this hat.
<Ambrosia>	I am an explorer of the dark.
*	Dex pulls Ambrosia's wallet out of his hat.
<Ambrosia>	A hero of the-hey!
*	Ambrosia takes his wallet bak
<Ambrosia>	*back
<Oliander>	(Wait, Dex now has a hat? Officially?)
<Ambrosia>	(I think he's referring to mine.)
<Dex>	(part of the trick is pulling a hat out of the hat)
<DM>	(This was frantic)
*	Gurloz kicks Dex out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a Wii! «15,835»)
<Oliander>	(..... pulling a hat out of a hat before it exists?)
<Kirran>	Dex, you put that fourth wall back where you found it.
<Dex>	Woops. How'd a Wii get in my hat?
<Ambrosia>	REGARDLESS
*	Oliander opens the next door and walks through it.
*	Ambrosia takes his wallet back from Dex
*	Dex throws the Wii down the waterfall.
<Oliander>	*And thus, Nintendo's profits went with it.*
<DM>	*The Wii phases through the waterfall and ends up behind the 5th wall*
<Kirran>	Well, hero of the hay, I'm Kirran, the lizard is Dex, and the crazy guy heading in the door is Oliander.
*	Kirran follows Oliander
*	Oliander did not see it as he has ALREADY PROGRESSED.
*	Oliander turns to Kirran's remark.
<Oliander>	I am not crazy! I am only crazy about my greatness! .... wait....
*	Dex sticks his head in the hat. "Guys there's another Universe in here. I think it's Mario."
*	Oliander turns back around..... and continues forward.
<Ambrosia>	I was trying to say "Hero of the flame", but somebody tried to steal my wallet.
<Dex>	You mean... THIS wallet?
<Ambrosia>	Nope
*	Dex pulls the wallet out of the hat. Again.
<Oliander>	(bleh, brb 5-10 minutes, stick me on auto-follow)
<DM>	(Is everyone through the next door?)
<Dex>	Oh wait that's Kirran's.
*	Ambrosia enters through the door
<Dex>	You can tell by the little fairy embroidered on it.
*	DM gives voice to Dex Ambrosia
<Dex>	yes?
*	Kirran Sheikah teleports back, grabs his wallet, and then teleports again back into the undescribed room.
<DM>	*You walk into a moderately-sized room with numerous platforms along the walls including what you are standing on over a large pool of water. Each platform has a dragon statue, which are hookshot targets, that are in one of two positions - Raised or Lowered. A crystal can be seen on a ledge on the same wall as the door you just went through, some distance away from you. Past the statues and running directly right from your entrance, the room narrows into a na
<DM>	rrow-ish hallway that leads to two packs of spikes and a door. Pots can be seen in front of the spikes.*
<Ambrosia>	Hm
<Ambrosia>	Wha-!?
<Gurloz>	"What took you guys so long? I've been waiting here for a good 15 minutes now..."
<DM>	(This is the Statue Switch room)
<Ambrosia>	And who might this person be?
<Ambrosia>	(Pretty sure Red hasn't met Gurloz yet.)
<DM>	(I will have to end the session after we finish this room)
<Kirran>	(Pretty sure Red is not appearing in this film.)
<DM>	(Give you a moment to abosrb this wall of text)
<Ambrosia>	(Pretty ure Ambrosia is secret Red in disguise. :3 )
<DM>	*Several Tekkites and Bari are in this room*
<Ambrosia>	Oh great
<DM>	*None have noticed your presence yet*
<Ambrosia>	Just what I need to see
<Ambrosia>	Baris
<Dex>	(Pretty sure I know that. I checked out your ID when I had your wallet.)
<Dex>	They look kinda sad.
<Kirran>	>_>
<Dex>	They're blue Baris.
<Kirran>	They're about to look kinda dead.
<Dex>	PUNS
<DM>	*Two of the Bari heard your insulting puns and turn towards you*
<Kirran>	They have fronts? Who knew..
<DM>	*They being heading in your direction*
*	Dex starts heading in our direction too.
<Gurloz>	"They being heading?"
<Gurloz>	Wait what?
<DM>	(Moving, whatever)
*	Ambrosia pulls out a famliar looking Mini Scythe
<Dex>	Hi Red.
<Dex>	Nice scythe.
*	Ambrosia signals Dex to keep a secret
*	Dex signals back he doesn't understand signals.
*	Gurloz waves to Red as he hookshots a random direction.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 10, 1, 7, 6, 7, 8, 5, 1, 8, 9, 7, 1, 1, 9, 6, 8, 9, 9, 9, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 2, 1, 2, 6, 3 and 6. Total: 179. Successes: 21.
*	Ambrosia sighs
<DM>	*Gurloz: By chance you hookshot at a random Tekkitie*
<Kirran>	Red: a secret to nobody.
<Dex>	Dodongos dislike smoke.
<Dex>	A FIGHT!
<DM>	(Loading shell)
*	Orithan (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
*	ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
*	Orithan is now known as WaterTektite
<Ambrosia>	I'm not Red, okay?!
<Ambrosia>	(Yes he is.)
<WaterTektite>	$43d10
<Navi>	WaterTektite: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 3, 2, 5, 10, 4, 2, 4, 10, 7, 3, 7, 6, 10, 6, 1, 3, 10, 6, 9, 6, 2, 8, 4, 3, 10, 7, 10, 10, 8, 6, 1, 1, 5, 7, 2, 1, 2, 6, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 238. Successes: 34.
<Kirran>	>_>
<Dex>	O.K. Good. We didn't really like Red anyway. He was big and smelly and loud and farted a lot.
<Kirran>	Kind of liked Noly though.
*	Ambrosia sighs
<Kirran>	She was funny.
*	Gurloz stabs the Tekktite with his White Sword! (Roll Courage)
*	WaterTektite evades the hookshot and hops towards Gurloz
<Ambrosia>	Let's just fight  these Baris already
<Dex>	Oh Noly was great.
*	Gurloz ...
<WaterTektite>	$43d10
<Navi>	WaterTektite: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, 4, 10, 2, 2, 7, 10, 9, 5, 8, 6, 3, 10, 9, 6, 9, 3, 9, 5, 10, 1, 10, 7, 5, 9, 5, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 5, 10, 3, 3, 9, 7, 2 and 10. Total: 277. Successes: 39.
<Dex>	Eh Gurloz has this.
<Kirran>	Probably not.
<Gurloz>	(Well. What the fuck am I rolling?)
<Dex>	Yeah you're right probably not.
<DM>	(Courage)
<DM>	* Gurloz stabs the Tekktite with his White Sword! (Roll Courage)
<Gurloz>	(You should state that in the attack line.)
<DM>	(It didn't attack)
<Gurloz>	* WaterTektite evades the hookshot and hops towards Gurloz
<Gurloz>	I misread that then?
<DM>	*Yeah.
*	Kirran fires an arrow at one of the Bari before we all have to roll initiative.
<DM>	(And then your attack line came up)
<Kirran>	>_>
<Kirran>	<_<
*	Oliander suddenly wakes up and sees this... madness.
<Oliander>	WHAT IS THIS?
<Kirran>	$40d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 9, 1, 7, 5, 5, 7, 9, 5, 4, 7, 1, 10, 3, 9, 10, 5, 2, 2, 4, 10, 10, 1, 8, 4, 7, 7, 7, 2, 4, 7, 4, 7, 8, 9, 8, 10, 2 and 5. Total: 241. Successes: 33.
*	Dex is now known as Bari
<Bari>	aww
<DM>	(You misread that, Gurloz. The key word is at)
*	Bari is now known as Dex
*	Gurloz is confused by everything and just faceplants on the statue near him.
<Bari1>	$25d10
<Navi>	Bari1: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 6, 2, 7, 1, 1, 3, 1, 7, 4, 7, 5, 4, 8, 2, 3, 4, 4, 9, 3, 4, 10, 10 and 3. Total: 120. Successes: 12.
<Gurloz>	keyword, yes. But it still says to me, that it was successful with the way it is worded.
<Gurloz>	"By chance,"
<Bari1>	(Kirran, damage calc)
<Oliander>	(yeah, that kinda reads successful with that "by chance" phrase)
<Kirran>	(21 damage)
<Gurloz>	(But whatever, just faceplanting.)
*	Bari1 takes an arrow through several of its tentacles
<Bari1>	11h
<Oliander>	(initiative time?)
<DM>	(Yes)
<Oliander>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Oliander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Kirran>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Ambrosia>	$init 1d10
<WaterTektite>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Ambrosia: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
<Navi>	WaterTektite: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
<Gurloz>	$init 1d13
<Navi>	Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 11.
<Oliander>	8 8 8 8 8 8 8
<Kirran>	Wow
<Bari1>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bari1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
<Dex>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<Dex>	BAM
<Oliander>	so how many enemies are there?
<DM>	(Three)
*	Orithan is now known as Bari2
<Bari2>	$init 1d10
<Navi>	Bari2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
<DM>	(Everyone rolled?)
<Oliander>	(should be 8 rolls)
<Oliander>	(5 vs. 3)
<DM>	$init s
<Navi>	The battle has begun!
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns: Gurloz (11).
<Ambrosia>	(Mhm, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YoJNYZVe3o I have also chosen the battle music when Ambrosia is involved on my end.)
<Oliander>	(shouldn't the Bari's stats be visible now that we've fought them once?
<DM>	(Onto that in a second)
<Dex>	youd better have fixed that stupid poison
<DM>	http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-283-post-732.html#pid732
<DM>	Stats
<Kefka>	ZURPG: 11-8-13 - Govanaus and the Forbidden Sword.
<Kirran>	(Oh god, I forgot about that poison...)
*	DM throws a nerfbat on the Jellyfish poison
*	Gurloz casts Light Thread, piercing all enemies with a thread of light! (Roll Wisdom!)
<Gurloz>	$43d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 6, 2, 10, 3, 4, 9, 8, 4, 3, 3, 8, 2, 10, 9, 10, 4, 10, 5, 6, 8, 9, 9, 5, 8, 3, 5, 4, 4, 7, 7, 8, 10, 2, 5, 3, 10, 7, 9, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 260. Successes: 34.
<Bari1>	$23d10
<Navi>	Bari1: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 1, 5, 10, 3, 3, 9, 7, 4, 5, 4, 10, 7, 4, 1, 1, 9, 1, 8, 10, 9 and 10. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
<Bari2>	$23d10
<Navi>	Bari2: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 1, 8, 9, 1, 8, 4, 10, 7, 4, 9, 9, 2, 10, 7, 10, 10, 3, 1, 10, 2 and 9. Total: 138. Successes: 18.
<Ambrosia>	(Oh shit, I just remembered that I have 12 stat points to spend.)
<Oliander>	(GOTTA GO FAST)
<WaterTektite>	$15d10
<Navi>	WaterTektite: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 10, 2, 10, 7, 3, 4, 1, 3, 1, 1, 7 and 5. Total: 70. Successes: 9.
<Ambrosia>	(Oh well)
<Oliander>	(HELLO WEAK WISDOM STATS)
<Gurloz>	Both Baris and the tektite: 2 Burn Damage + Marked.
<WaterTektite>	16h ??m
<WaterTektite>	|Marked
<Bari1>	9h | Marked
<Bari2>	30h | Marked
<Ambrosia>	(Let's just say that I'm gonna pull a Green Enrics on my turn.)
<Gurloz>	Hang on a tick, got an avalanche of wood...
<Gurloz>	Someone mind proxing?
<DM>	(The Whispies will make up for that low Wisdom enemies)
<Kirran>	(Oh hell nah)
<Oliander>	avalanche of wood? wuh?
<DM>	($endturn Gurloz?)
<DM>	$turns
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
<Oliander>	(cast Illuminate)
*	Gurloz2 casts Illuminate!
<DM>	$endturn
<Navi>	DM has ended Gurloz's turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
<Navi>	Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
<Gurloz>	24h, 8m.
<Gurloz>	$endturn
<Navi>	Gurloz has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
-Navi-	To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
*	Gurloz2 is now known as X_X
*	Oliander casts Lightning Stream at Bar2! (Roll Wisdom)
<Oliander>	err, Lightning Spark, whatever
<DM>	Illumiate is now in effect. Everyone loses 3 dice when attacking
<Oliander>	$34d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 7, 5, 6, 1, 1, 9, 1, 10, 9, 8, 9, 2, 3, 3, 4, 6, 9, 8, 5, 8, 4, 8, 8, 7, 7, 4, 9, 2, 2, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 193. Successes: 23.
<Gurloz>	(Yeah, needed to afk to clean up this wood pile. ... we has a wood burning stove we use for heat, and whoever brought in the wood today didn't stack it properly, so it just decided to avalanche...
<Oliander>	+2 successes
<Gurloz>	)
<Oliander>	(ah, alright... I'll proxy then)
<Bari2>	$23d10
<Navi>	Bari2: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 1, 2, 8, 5, 7, 10, 5, 5, 5, 1, 4, 1, 6, 4, 4, 8, 8, 10, 1, 1 and 10. Total: 123. Successes: 17.
*	X_X is now known as Gurloz2
<Kirran>	(who cast illuminate, and why?)
*	Oliander rolls for damage.
<Gurloz>	(I'm fine now though. wasn't that bad..)
<Oliander>	$1d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
<Oliander>	WHAT
<Oliander>	oh that's a 9
<Oliander>	SWEET
<Oliander>	+2, so... 11 damage
<Ambrosia>	(You people are scaring me.)
*	Gurloz2 is now known as X_X
*	Bari2 is shocked
*	Oliander zaps Bari2 with Lightning Spark, dealing 11 damage and placing it under the effect of Lightning Stream, whoo!
<Bari2>	19h | Marked
<Oliander>	19h, 22m | Channeling Lightning Stream
<Oliander>	items, I have Wind Knife and Nature's Roots equipped
<Oliander>	$endturn
<Navi>	Oliander has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
<Ambrosia>	BY THE POWER OF THE FIRE SAGE
<Ambrosia>	GO TO HELL!
*	Ambrosia uses his 12 stat points on Courage, becoming a Glass cannon.
<Oliander>	(Oh sweet, they're both nature... fire hurts, got it)
<Oliander>	(LOL)
<Gurloz>	(LOL!)
<Dex>	OLO
<Oliander>	(enjoy your 44 courage stat?)
*	Ambrosia now goes from 32 Courage to 44.
<Ambrosia>	(WATER the enemie's HP?)
<Oliander>	(wha?)
<DM>	(Wha?)
<Ambrosia>	(What are their HP?)
<Oliander>	(*face-palms* at your horrible puns*
<Gurloz>	<@WaterTektite> 16h ??m
<Gurloz>	<@WaterTektite> |Marked
<DM>	Water Tekkite: 16h ??m
<Gurloz>	<@Bari1> 9h | Marked
<Gurloz>	<@Bari2> 30h | Marked
*	Ambrosia slams the Bari2. (Courage Jam)
<Bari2>	19h | Marked
<Bari2>	!!!
<Bari2>	$25d10
<Navi>	Bari2: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 5, 6, 9, 10, 8, 1, 8, 1, 2, 2, 10, 7, 2, 6, 5, 8, 9, 3, 5, 9, 3, 4 and 1. Total: 143. Successes: 19.
<Ambrosia>	$46d10
<Navi>	Ambrosia: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 3, 3, 5, 7, 6, 1, 9, 7, 6, 6, 2, 10, 7, 3, 6, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 5, 6, 2, 9, 1, 3, 8, 5, 5, 6, 8, 3, 4, 9, 9, 2, 4, 4, 4, 6, 5, 9, 4 and 4. Total: 223. Successes: 25.
<Bari2>	-1 success
<Bari2>	(Damage calc?)
<Ambrosia>	What are my Successes? 25 or 24?
<Bari2>	(What Fire Level are you, Ambrosia)
<Ambrosia>	(2)
<Bari2>	(You get 24 successes)
*	Ambrosia dishes out a whopping 5 damage to the Bari2
<Ambrosia>	WHAM
<Ambrosia>	32h 11m
<Ambrosia>	$endturn
*	Bari2 zaps Ambrosia back for 4 Shock damage (Neutral)
<Navi>	Ambrosia has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
<Ambrosia>	Cripes
<Ambrosia>	28h
<Bari2>	14h | Marked
<Oliander>	(fyi Bari2, you also have Lightning Stream, meaning -5 dice when attacking)
*	Kirran fires an arrow, trying to finish off Bari1 (roll courage)
<Kirran>	$40d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 2, 8, 6, 10, 3, 3, 8, 10, 2, 9, 4, 7, 2, 3, 8, 2, 10, 2, 6, 10, 4, 3, 7, 6, 1, 5, 9, 5, 5, 6, 10, 1, 10, 5, 8, 8, 7 and 4. Total: 229. Successes: 31.
<Bari1>	$25d10
<Navi>	Bari1: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 6, 7, 6, 8, 10, 1, 10, 8, 1, 2, 7, 8, 6, 3, 5, 4, 2, 1, 7, 9, 8, 6 and 8. Total: 147. Successes: 20.
*	Bari1 is impaled and turned into a jelly sandwich.
<Kirran>	(11 damage)
<Bari1>	$removeme
<Navi>	Bari1 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
<Kirran>	$endturn
<Navi>	Kirran has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
<Dex>	Hmm
<Oliander>	Destroy the spider! I have the rapist immobilized!
<Oliander>	... where did that come from....
<Dex>	ok
<Dex>	Cross slash at the water tektite
<Dex>	roll courage
<Dex>	also its with the jagged edged sword and bloody edge
<Dex>	$31d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 7, 8, 9, 9, 2, 7, 10, 1, 9, 5, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 9, 6, 5, 10, 8, 5, 3, 5, 8, 4, 9, 7, 1 and 3. Total: 172. Successes: 22.
<WaterTektite>	$43d10
<Navi>	WaterTektite: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 5, 3, 3, 3, 1, 10, 1, 2, 1, 9, 10, 2, 4, 2, 5, 1, 7, 5, 4, 3, 7, 6, 6, 3, 2, 6, 9, 7, 3, 5, 2, 3, 3, 7, 9, 6, 5, 9, 4, 6 and 7. Total: 203. Successes: 24.
<Dex>	son of a bitch
<DM>	Shoot!
<Dex>	$endturn
<Navi>	Dex has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
<Oliander>	Silly Lizard, you attack a jumping spider with your blades?
*	Gurloz knocks a reroll and fires it at the tektite.
<Dex>	dont bother with the reroll im pretty sure that 24 was just bad luck for it
<Dex>	its got 43 courage
<Gurloz>	(well fine then. Don't ask me for help.)
*	Gurloz withdraws the reroll.
<Dex>	im just trying to save you a reroll
<Bari2>	14h | Marked | Lightning Stream
<WaterTektite>	16h, ??m | Marked
*	WaterTektite hops back at Dex with a Rocket Strike! (Roll Courage)
<Dex>	shit
<WaterTektite>	$35d10
<Navi>	WaterTektite: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 7, 4, 4, 10, 7, 6, 7, 7, 5, 5, 4, 5, 4, 8, 2, 4, 7, 10, 10, 10, 3, 7, 9, 7, 1, 4, 9, 10, 7, 8, 10, 6 and 5. Total: 218. Successes: 30.
<Dex>	$29d10
<Navi>	Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 7, 10, 9, 1, 6, 6, 7, 6, 8, 10, 5, 1, 8, 1, 8, 1, 4, 7, 4, 9, 7, 9, 1, 6, 7, 10 and 6. Total: 172. Successes: 24.
<Oliander>	what are your affinities?
<Dex>	none im pure shadow?
<Oliander>	kay
*	WaterTektite rockets into Dex, dealing 30 - 24 = 6 + 7 = 13 damage - defense
*	WaterTektite takes knockback damage of 5.
<WaterTektite>	11h, 5h | Marked
<WaterTektite>	$endturn
<Navi>	WaterTektite has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
<Dex>	13 damge in one hit wut
<Bari2>	$1d4
<Navi>	Bari2: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
*	Bari2 aims a concentrated tentacle blast at Kirran! (Roll Power)
<Bari2>	$30d10
<Navi>	Bari2: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 3, 7, 4, 2, 4, 4, 6, 8, 1, 3, 2, 2, 9, 4, 9, 6, 9, 9, 4, 5, 8, 2, 10, 5, 3, 3, 6 and 9. Total: 153. Successes: 16.
<Kirran>	$18d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 5, 5, 5, 3, 3, 6, 9, 6, 4, 4, 10, 2, 1, 6, 5 and 5. Total: 96. Successes: 14.
*	WaterTektite barely hits Kirran, dealing 16 - 14 = 2 + 1 shock damage (neutral) - defense, + one stack of Jellyfish Poisoning. u jelly?
<WaterTektite>	doh
*	Bari2 barely hits Kirran, dealing 16 - 14 = 2 + 1 shock damage (neutral) - defense, + one stack of Jellyfish Poisoning. u jelly?
<Bari2>	14h | Marked | Lightning Stream
<Bari2>	$endturn
<Navi>	Bari2 has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
<Kirran>	21h, 15m
<Oliander>	By the dark gods, it's horrendous! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
*	Oliander observes as Kirran takes 1 poison damage (neutral) for start-of-the-round.
<Kirran>	20h, 15m
<Oliander>	The creature is VILE to so have poisoned my comrades. It MUST be disposed of!
*	Gurloz fires a spiral light at the tektite! (Roll Wisdom!)
<Gurloz>	$41d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 7, 7, 5, 6, 6, 8, 7, 9, 3, 6, 5, 2, 2, 9, 10, 8, 7, 2, 7, 7, 7, 8, 10, 1, 7, 4, 5, 10, 7, 1, 9, 1, 2, 8, 4, 9, 3, 8 and 9. Total: 251. Successes: 34.
*	WaterTektite just jumps into the nearest LttP river repeatedly until it succumbs to an endless cycle of death as Gurloz's Spiral Light incinerates its remains.
<Oliander>	(not even gonna calculate that, lol)
<Gurloz>	24h, 6m.
<Gurloz>	    The total damage cannot exceed 12 (including damage reduction).
<WaterTektite>	$removeme
<Navi>	WaterTektite has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6) and Bari2 (3).
<Gurloz>	(But yeah. ... dead.)
<Gurloz>	$endturn
<Navi>	Gurloz has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6) and Bari2 (3).
-Navi-	To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
<Oliander>	(wha? I thought it doesn't have a damage cap anymore)
*	WaterTektite has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Gurloz>	My profile's version still does..
<Oliander>	(grab the updated version from the Hylian Shop.... weird, I thought I threw that at you in the PM update)
<Gurloz>	This is what I has in the PM update
<Gurloz>	http://images.sephiroth.ws/2013-12-09_22-25-49.png
*	Oliander casts Roots on Bari- wait... that thing better not be airborne
<Oliander>	the heck? weird
<Oliander>	grab the one from the Hylian Shop when ya get the chance
<Oliander>	dangit, it floats
*	Oliander justs PSI Flashes the darn Bari2! (Roll Wisdom)
<Oliander>	$34d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 2, 5, 6, 7, 9, 4, 10, 4, 3, 1, 6, 8, 9, 8, 10, 5, 1, 5, 3, 4, 4, 1, 1, 5, 3, 10, 3, 4, 8, 7, 9 and 8. Total: 192. Successes: 24.
<Bari2>	$23d10
<Gurloz>	(Holy crap, its even more complicated in this version.)
<Navi>	Bari2: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 2, 2, 6, 3, 2, 7, 9, 7, 10, 10, 10, 6, 8, 4, 3, 9, 3, 8, 5, 10 and 4. Total: 140. Successes: 19.
*	Oliander hits Bari2 for 5 damage, whee.
<Oliander>	Take that, tentacled sinner!
<Oliander>	24h, 21m
<Oliander>	$endturn
<Navi>	Oliander has ended their turn.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6) and Bari2 (3).
*	Ambrosia does his thing
<Bari2>	9h | Marked | Lightning Stream
<Ambrosia>	$46d10
<Navi>	Ambrosia: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 1, 7, 9, 6, 6, 4, 8, 9, 10, 7, 8, 1, 9, 7, 8, 3, 5, 6, 6, 6, 9, 2, 2, 7, 2, 4, 2, 8, 3, 3, 7, 2, 10, 1, 5, 4, 1, 8, 8, 8, 6, 6, 2 and 5. Total: 248. Successes: 31.
<Oliander>	err, no tlightning strea, but oh well
<Oliander>	(uhh, what's your thing again?)
<Gurloz>	('twill be updated next refresh.)
<Oliander>	(kay)
<Ambrosia>	(Roll CouragE)
*	Gurloz farts.
<Bari2>	$25d10
<Navi>	Bari2: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 2, 7, 10, 8, 6, 1, 5, 5, 9, 9, 2, 6, 10, 3, 7, 9, 4, 6, 3, 4, 10, 9 and 8. Total: 152. Successes: 20.
<Ambrosia>	KABOOM
*	Ambrosia slays the Bari2
*	Bari2 explodes in a myraid of pain, but it shocks Ambrosia with 4 shock damage in retribution before it loses its rapist powers.
<Bari2>	$removeme
<Navi>	Bari2 has removed theirself from battle.
<Navi>	ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8) and Dex (6).
*	Bari2 has quit (Quit: Leaving)
<Oliander>	$init r
<Navi>	Oliander: The bot has been reset.
<Oliander>	+68 EXP
<Ambrosia>	34h
<Oliander>	+$68d8 Rupees
<Gurloz>	$calc 61+68
<Kefka>	61+68 = 129
<Kirran>	Woo, level 20
<Oliander>	annnd looks like normal item drops, soo....
<Oliander>	$3d6
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 2, 1 and 1. Total: 4.
<Gurloz>	$calc 129-120
<Kefka>	129-120 = 9
<Oliander>	*A Restoration Heart drops!*
<Dex>	yoink
<Ambrosia>	$calc 68+80
<Kefka>	68+80 = 148
*	Gurloz levels up.
<Dex>	heals for me?
<Gurloz>	Level 25!
*	Gurloz gains another point in his light affinity.
<Oliander>	Restoration Heart right here Dex - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-10-post-19.html#pid19
<Oliander>	-=QUEST PAUSE=-