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Govanaus and the Forbidden Sword, Part 3

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  1. <Oliander> SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
  2. <DM> --==QUEST CONTINUE==--
  3. <DM> *While Kirran and Dex were waiting for the session to continue, the big chamber around you seems to have mysteriously changed as the result of 4th wall breaking DM powers*
  4. <DM> *For your troubles, the DM heals you both to full Hearts and Magic*
  5. <Kirran> Sweet
  6. <DM> *Updated room*
  7. <Dex> Hope you're keeping track of this on a map there pinky.
  8. <Oliander> By the powers of the Sacred Realm, thy Goddesses have summoned me to aid your quest to rid of this Thoughtful sinner. I remember not his name, but I Think it had something to do with Thought. I am not sure, but I am willing to ask the Goddesses for help in this... conundrum.
  9. * Oliander mysteriously appears, possibly caused by the distortion from the fourth wall. WE WILL NEVER KNOW.
  10. <DM> *You are on the bottom floor of a vast chamber spanning two stories. The all you see is brick on the walls and a giant tower, with floors on the outside at each story that have hookshot posts on them, dominating the center. There is no water in the room.*
  11. <Oliander> I greet you all as you greet me. Please, tell me thy names.
  12. <Dex> Uh. We didn't greet you.
  13. <Kirran> Usually the guy who appears mysteriously introduces himself first.
  14. <DM> *There are doors that are on platforms on the North, East and West walls on the second floor. The platform on the north wall is too far to jump and has no hookshot posts on it. The platforms on the other walls have hookshot targets on them. Several Green Whispies float around, hanging around mainly at the tower. There is a door on the west side of the tower*
  15. <Oliander> But I am the one prophecized by the Goddesses. Have you not already heard of me before?
  16. <DM> *On the first story, there is a door on the west wall that can't be opened through this room and there is a locked door on the north wall. The floor is sandy and there is a door on the west wall of the tower*
  17. <Dex> I'm not really big on religious matters.
  18. <Oliander> A pity. A lizard such as your self would become endowed and enlightened to great heights... like the second floor there.
  19. <DM> *The three NPCs; Harry, Jake and Matilda have all formed a separate party and begun wandering around*
  20. <Dex> I dunno. Second floors aren't really my thing.
  21. * Oliander holds his arms high into the air.
  22. <Oliander> O GREAT GODDESSES, LEAD THY WAY, AND MAY WE ASCEND INTO THIS GRAND TOWER!
  23. <DM> *Map: http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2*
  24. <Kirran> I'm getting the strangest sense that we've met somehwere before.
  25. <DM> http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2
  26. * Kirran narrows eyes in thought
  27. <DM> (Stupid asterisks
  28. <Oliander> (LE GASP, MAAAAAPS!)
  29. <Oliander> (so we're in the main room, first floor, yes?)
  30. <Kirran> (Clam bowl?)
  31. <Kirran> (As in chowder?)
  32. <DM> (Yes)
  33. <Kirran> (Excellent)
  34. <DM> (Nope, a place where there was many ShellBlades)
  35. <Kirran> (Shame. Chowder sounds pretty good right now.)
  36. <DM> (Gurloz' party got rid of some of them)
  37. <Gurloz> (Sorry, got people aggro.)
  38. <Oliander> (do we know where the NPC party went?)
  39. <Gurloz> (Consider me on auto-follow. will read up when i get back)
  40. <Dex> where the hell are we on this thing
  41. <Oliander> (and do we also know where all of these parentheses are coming from?)
  42. <Kirran> Hmm, crazy focus on religion, talk about goddesses...
  43. <DM> (The NPC party is headed to the Chamber of Spikes
  44. <Oliander> (okay, so they're floor 2, got it)
  45. * Dex whispers to Kirran "I say we gut him and take his stuff."
  46. <DM> (Yes, I forget to add in the second one all of the time.)
  47. * Oliander stares at Kirran.
  48. * Kirran snaps his fingers.
  49. <Kirran> The pub! You got drunk with Red in...europa or somewhere like that.
  50. <Oliander> ...
  51. <Kirran> It's been a while.
  52. <Oliander> ... hmm, I do not recall you clearly. Perhaps you should stay out of the shadows and into thy holy blessed light, for then, I might recognize you as someone partially important.
  53. <Dex> Does this mean we don't get to gut and loot?
  54. <Kirran> No, this guy is a pretty good ally.
  55. <DM> *Two Tekitites jump around the room and into view, accompanied by three Bari*
  56. <Oliander> Thank you for your kind words and recognizing (and realizing) my extraordinary greatness.
  57. <Dex> Well I've got my knives out now. I gotta gut and loot SOMETHING.
  58. <DM> *None of them have noticed your progress*
  59. <Oliander> (uhh, are those on the first floor or second floor?)
  60. <DM> (1st Floor)
  61. * Oliander notices the proxmity of the enemies.
  62. <Oliander> Come, my great allies, let us ascend higher, away from these fiends!
  63. <Kirran> That's....actually a pretty good suggestion.
  64. <Dex> gimme a sec someone is giving me a gift
  65. <Oliander> (woops, forgot to outfit hookshots onto this guy)
  66. <Oliander> (uhh, what's the height (in feet) from here to floor 2?)
  67. <DM> (Approximately 20 feet)
  68. <DM> (So, not that high)
  69. <Oliander> (got it)
  70. <DM> (6-7 metres
  71. <Dex> )
  72. * DM kicks his typo out the window
  73. * Oliander attepts to jump to the second floor..... oh, if only I had done my work of making Rito bonuses... THEN I COULD FLY THERE EASILY.
  74. <Oliander> $35d10
  75. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 7, 8, 7, 6, 1, 5, 4, 9, 4, 7, 7, 10, 3, 10, 5, 7, 2, 4, 4, 7, 6, 10, 6, 2, 1, 9, 8, 8, 10, 4, 6, 2, 6 and 3. Total: 204. Successes: 27.
  76. <Oliander> (ah hah, 27 feet!)
  77. <Kirran> (Did you just jump 27 feet into the air?)
  78. <Oliander> (YEP)
  79. * Dex hookshots up.
  80. <DM> (Yes)
  81. <DM> (Where?)
  82. <Dex> no where
  83. <Oliander> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-5-post-743.html#pid743 --> What am I rolling against? - tells ya how far you can jump
  84. <Dex> just fires the hookshot straight up
  85. * Oliander jumps up to the area next to the Waterfall room's door.
  86. <Kirran> $35d10
  87. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 4, 2, 4, 8, 10, 7, 9, 4, 9, 2, 8, 8, 8, 1, 5, 3, 2, 1, 7, 6, 10, 5, 10, 9, 2, 10, 5, 7, 4, 1, 8, 4, 6 and 2. Total: 200. Successes: 25.
  88. * Kirran jumps after Oliander
  89. <DM> *Dex: The Hookshot fails to reach a target and is not amused by your attempt at firing blindly*
  90. <Dex> The hookshot or the target?
  91. <DM> (There is no target directly upwards)
  92. <Oliander> (The amusement is not amused.)
  93. <Dex> Not with that attitude there isn't.
  94. <DM> (The hookshot)
  95. * Dex hookshots Kirrian.
  96. <Dex> $27d10
  97. <DM> (Roll courage)
  98. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 10, 6, 2, 4, 8, 8, 8, 5, 5, 3, 8, 9, 9, 5, 8, 4, 1, 8, 5, 4, 9, 10, 2, 6, 4 and 6. Total: 167. Successes: 22.
  99. <Dex> wait
  100. <Dex> thats not right
  101. * Kirran looks around for someone named Kirrian.
  102. <Dex> $29d10
  103. <Kirran> Damn dopplegangers are everywhere...
  104. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 8, 7, 5, 3, 9, 4, 6, 5, 10, 7, 1, 4, 4, 1, 9, 1, 10, 10, 9, 2, 4, 9, 4, 3, 2, 10 and 4. Total: 155. Successes: 18.
  105. <Dex> welp thats even worse
  106. * Oliander turns to see Dex firing his hookshot in various directions.
  107. <Dex> I got excited with the I's.
  108. <Oliander> Sire, do you require assistance from the Goddesses to make your wicked machina work?
  109. <Kirran> Wicked what?
  110. <Dex> NAW I GOT THIS.
  111. * Dex hookshots Kirran. And does it properly this time.
  112. <Dex> $29d10
  113. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 3, 1, 10, 9, 3, 4, 6, 8, 6, 7, 6, 7, 4, 3, 2, 3, 1, 6, 2, 6, 5, 6, 4, 6, 5, 2, 1 and 3. Total: 137. Successes: 16.
  114. <Dex> son of a bitch
  115. <Kirran> Nope
  116. <Oliander> (I believe the hookshot auto-extends 20 feet by default)
  117. * Dex closes his eyes and aims in Kirran's general direction.
  118. <Dex> $29d10
  119. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 1, 9, 3, 8, 7, 1, 6, 6, 1, 2, 3, 2, 1, 1, 4, 6, 6, 7, 10, 9, 4, 3, 8, 3, 9, 6 and 4. Total: 134. Successes: 14.
  120. <Oliander> (oh nope, that thing is 20 meters... good lord)
  121. <Dex> ok that makes sense at least
  122. <DM> (20 meters: 66 feet)
  123. <DM> *metres
  124. * Dex turns around and fires at Kirran over his shoulder.
  125. <Kirran> Maybe you should stop trying to hit a ninja and aim for the priest.
  126. <Dex> $27d10
  127. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 1, 2, 9, 1, 6, 9, 9, 3, 8, 10, 2, 2, 2, 7, 3, 8, 6, 10, 8, 7, 8, 3, 5, 7, 8 and 10. Total: 155. Successes: 20.
  128. <Oliander> (weird, thought I rewrote it to 50 feet... might not be updated, lol)
  129. <Dex> NO IM DEDICATED TO THIS NOW
  130. * Kirran walks out of sight range of Dex.
  131. <Kirran> Try it now!
  132. <Dex> $27d10
  133. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 2, 8, 3, 6, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 7, 6, 7, 7, 8, 8, 3, 6, 10, 6, 4, 7, 5, 6, 1, 1 and 4. Total: 138. Successes: 17.
  134. * Oliander holds his arms wide open, in range of Dex's hookshotting skills.
  135. <Kirran> Guess not.
  136. <Dex> $29d10
  137. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 1, 4, 9, 2, 6, 5, 3, 4, 9, 2, 5, 8, 5, 10, 1, 4, 2, 3, 5, 1, 10, 10, 1, 2, 8, 8 and 3. Total: 139. Successes: 17.
  138. <Oliander> COME, BROTHER! SHOOT ME, AND I SHALL SHOW YOU THE WAY TO ASCENSION!
  139. <Dex> is this even statistically possible
  140. <Oliander> (DM, how many successes does Dex need with a hookshot?)
  141. <Dex> $29d10
  142. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 3, 7, 2, 2, 1, 2, 10, 6, 7, 5, 6, 8, 7, 8, 10, 10, 9, 10, 2, 1, 7, 10, 8, 2, 10, 5 and 4. Total: 176. Successes: 26.
  143. <Dex> THERE WE GO
  144. <DM> (20)
  145. <Oliander> (nvm, I think it worked)
  146. <Dex> 26 MUST hit Kirran.
  147. <Kirran> I'm hidden behind a rock wall.
  148. <Kirran> Er, floor, but still...
  149. * Gurloz hookshots Oliander.
  150. <Gurloz> $34d10
  151. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 6, 4, 9, 7, 3, 4, 3, 8, 4, 4, 7, 2, 2, 6, 3, 3, 6, 6, 9, 5, 9, 9, 8, 10, 2, 8, 3, 8, 10, 6, 2 and 7. Total: 189. Successes: 22.
  152. <Dex> I'll be the judge of that.
  153. * Oliander stands mighty against Gurloz's hookshotting skills.
  154. * Dex hookshots Gurloz.
  155. <Dex> $29d10
  156. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 10, 8, 6, 3, 3, 4, 4, 4, 1, 9, 7, 10, 3, 1, 1, 2, 1, 10, 1, 8, 7, 5, 5, 7, 6, 8, 9 and 2. Total: 147. Successes: 18.
  157. <Gurloz> "I'll just use you as a hookshot target for if/when I don't see one. :P
  158. <Gurloz> "
  159. * Dex hookshots at himself.
  160. <Dex> $29d10
  161. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 10, 4, 6, 4, 5, 1, 8, 1, 1, 9, 10, 1, 2, 9, 9, 5, 7, 4, 8, 2, 3, 10, 10, 6, 2, 3 and 2. Total: 152. Successes: 19.
  162. <Kirran> I think you got a defective one Dex.
  163. <DM> *Dex: You missed Gurloz and the hookshot, again, is not amused*
  164. <Oliander> Worry not, my friend, for I shall accept you hooking your shot to me any day........................... excuse me as I rephrase that.
  165. <Oliander> Worry not, my friend - you can fire a hookshot at me anytime.
  166. * Dex hookshots the DM.
  167. <Dex> $29d10
  168. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 6, 1, 4, 5, 8, 8, 5, 1, 10, 6, 4, 3, 5, 3, 10, 1, 3, 10, 7, 1, 10, 3, 10, 5, 7, 2 and 2. Total: 157. Successes: 23.
  169. <Dex> woo
  170. * DM kicks Dex out the window in retalliation
  171. * Dex tucks and rolls to the other side rather than out the window.
  172. <Dex> TA DAAA
  173. * DM has kicked Dex from #zurpg (you were kicked out the window and landed in the Water Temple!)
  174. * Oliander observes Dex fall from heaven and land next to him.
  175. <Oliander> Intriguing.
  176. <Dex> TAAA DAAAA
  177. <Kirran> Don't ask questions. The answers would tun your head inside out.
  178. * Oliander turns to Mr. Ninja.
  179. <Oliander> If I may inquire- oh, nevermind.
  180. <DM> *Dex, however, arrives near the door to the Waterfall room*
  181. <Oliander> But how would my head turn inside out?
  182. <DM> *Was kicked
  183. <Dex> is that farther ahead or what
  184. * Oliander heads through the door to the Waterfall room.
  185. <DM> *It's father ahead*
  186. <Dex> WOO
  187. <Oliander> Come, my brothers! The way is this way! I can feel it in my Sacred Heart.
  188. * Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
  189. * Gurloz has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in a stream, streaming other streams! Streamception! «15,825»)
  190. <DM> (Compensating you for your awufl rolls)
  191. <Dex> IM THE GREATEST
  192. * DM gives voice to Dex
  193. <Oliander> (If DM landed in a stream, is that a water stream thereby landing him in the worst part of the Water Temple?)
  194. <Oliander> (AND he's crossing the streams?)
  195. <Kirran> Well, between the door and the monsters, I'm taking the door.
  196. <DM> (Kay, is everyone in?)
  197. <DM> (The door?)
  198. <Dex> What took you guys so long?
  199. <Oliander> (I'm not inside the door. I'm inside the room just past the door. I do not believe that I would enjoy being merged with a door, unless I get to smack Dex on the way back.)
  200. <DM> (Have you entered the Waterfall room yet?)
  201. <Kirran> (Seems like it)
  202. <Dex> You just want to touch my well toned lizalfos butt. You weirdo.
  203. <Oliander> (I don't know, have we, DM?)
  204. <DM> (Yeah)
  205. <Oliander> (or did we actually end up elsewhere on the map)
  206. <DM> (We have)
  207. <DM> *You all enter a room onto a small platform in front of a vast waterfall slowly cascading downwards. On the waterfall are large platforms with a hookshot target on the front of each and cascade downwards towards a seemingly bottomless pit. There is a small platform at the other end with a door and there are hookshot targets on the walls directly above each door*
  208. <DM> (Loaded)
  209. <DM> (I think you all know what room in the OoT Water Temple this room is based off)
  210. <Kirran> I'm getting the strangest sense that I know what's at the top of that waterfall...
  211. <Oliander> (been a looooooong time since I played OoT, even though I played it at least 10 times over, including master quest and 3 hearts challenge)
  212. <Dex> I hope it's treasure. Or a fight. Or a fight for treasure.
  213. <DM> (At the top of the waterfall is a platform with a door on it, leading to the next room)
  214. <Oliander> Mr. Lizard... light is treasure, as is all ascension.
  215. <Kirran> Does 42 mean anything to you guys?
  216. <Dex> Light doesn't buy you food for your growing army.
  217. <Kirran> Ah never mind, it's probably nothing...
  218. <Dex> It means a nerd is around and needs a beating.
  219. * Oliander observes the platforms that slowly ascend into the abyss.
  220. <DM> *descend
  221. <Dex> Resend.
  222. <Oliander> (BUT IT'D BE COOL)
  223. * DM retreats behind the 4th wall, away from grammar nazis
  224. <Kirran> Condescend
  225. <Oliander> (are the platforms coming from the waterfall itself?)
  226. <DM> (Sorta)
  227. <Dex> Onthemend
  228. <Kirran> Dex, maybe you should go first since you've got the worst hookshot.
  229. * Gurloz fires one of his hookshots randomly.
  230. <Dex> And maybe YOU should carry me.
  231. <Gurloz> $34d10
  232. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 6, 5, 6, 10, 5, 3, 3, 5, 10, 9, 5, 6, 7, 6, 6, 5, 3, 7, 6, 2, 1, 4, 2, 9, 2, 7, 6, 6, 10, 4, 9, 10 and 8. Total: 199. Successes: 29.
  233. <Oliander> Yes, with your sacrifice, we can easily observe how to cross this safely.
  234. <Kirran> You see these arms? These are not lizard man carrying arms.
  235. <Dex> It's cool I'll hang on to your neck.
  236. <Dex> Think of me as a very cute necklace.
  237. <Kirran> You can ride with Oliander
  238. <Ambrosia> $recall
  239. <Kirran> His name, by the way, is Oliander.
  240. <Oliander> (you know, Red_Enrics is in the level range for this quest, should he join?)
  241. <DM> (Yes)
  242. <Kirran> (Heh)
  243. <Kirran> (Maybe he can convince the priest to go drinking again. That was fun times.)
  244. <Oliander> Believe me, Lizard. I am great. Remember my name, and relive my history throughout your pitiful existence. Worship me, and serve my greatness!
  245. <Ambrosia> (Wait, so where are we again?)
  246. <Dex> Don't be such a baby. I'm light as a feather.
  247. <Oliander> (DON'T TELL HIM, HE'LL RUN)
  248. <DM> (In the Waterfall room of the Water Temple)
  249. <Oliander> (whelp, there goes Red Enrics)
  250. <DM> *You all enter a room onto a small platform in front of a vast waterfall slowly cascading downwards. On the waterfall are large platforms with a hookshot target on the front of each and cascade downwards towards a seemingly bottomless pit. There is a small platform at the other end with a door and there are hookshot targets on the walls directly above each door*
  251. * Ambrosia appears wearing a mask
  252. <Ambrosia> ADVENTURERS!
  253. <DM> http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2 <- Map
  254. <Ambrosia> Doth thou need help!
  255. <Oliander> (GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!)
  256. <Ambrosia> *!?
  257. * Oliander turns towards the masked... Ambrosia fellow.
  258. <DM> (Because Photobucket is a hassle)
  259. <Kirran> Uh oh, there's another one?
  260. * Gurloz 's hookshot was ignored by the dm.
  261. <Kirran> If you like carrying lizard people around, I've got a job for you.
  262. <DM> (I was getting to that)
  263. <Oliander> (yeah, in general, just use imgur, photobucket faaaaaails)
  264. <Ambrosia> (I shall reveal why my name is Ambrosia later.)
  265. * Oliander equips his Mask of Insight.
  266. <Dex> Drink of the gods?
  267. * Kirran is mighty confused by all these bombastic characters appearing around him.
  268. <DM> *Gurloz: You, by complete chance, hook onto the second-lowest platform on the waterfall**
  269. <Dex> Wait. WAAAAIT.
  270. <Oliander> My mask to your mask. Your mask to my mask. My mask is one, greater than yours, but you may join us.
  271. * Gurloz fires his second hookshot up the waterfall.
  272. <Gurloz> $34d10
  273. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 1, 2, 3, 4, 1, 2, 1, 6, 2, 8, 5, 1, 1, 2, 9, 1, 4, 8, 3, 6, 1, 3, 6, 6, 3, 3, 2, 10, 4, 4, 7, 3 and 1. Total: 130. Successes: 12.
  274. <Ambrosia> You shalll not regret your choice of recruitment, young adventuring party!
  275. <Dex> Huzzah! Now carry me.
  276. <DM> *You hook up onto the next platform*
  277. * Gurloz continues firing upward, switching to his first hookshot.
  278. <Gurloz> $34d10
  279. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 6, 6, 1, 2, 1, 6, 7, 3, 9, 2, 8, 3, 1, 4, 7, 9, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, 4, 6, 2, 2, 1, 3, 6, 7, 1, 4 and 6. Total: 143. Successes: 15.
  280. * Oliander attempts to- actually, wait, what's the distance between the platform I'm on and the nearest platform?
  281. <DM> *You hook onto the platform after that*
  282. * Kirran fires his hookshot to follow Gurloz, at a slower pace on account of only having one.
  283. * Dex leaps onto Oliander's back.
  284. <Kirran> $35d10
  285. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 4, 8, 1, 10, 8, 8, 9, 2, 7, 5, 6, 8, 5, 4, 10, 4, 2, 10, 2, 5, 1, 4, 6, 1, 10, 9, 10, 6, 4, 7, 4, 9 and 9. Total: 208. Successes: 27.
  286. * Ambrosia grabs on to Kirran
  287. <Dex> UP UP AND AWAY.
  288. <Ambrosia> *Kirran
  289. <DM> (15 feet)
  290. <Ambrosia> *Kirran's legg
  291. <Oliander> (kay, I can make that.... IF DEX WASN'T ON MY BACK)
  292. <Kirran> wut
  293. <Dex> YAH MULE
  294. <Dex> UP
  295. * Gurloz continues spider-maning his way up the waterfall.
  296. <Gurloz> $34d10
  297. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 6, 8, 1, 7, 10, 10, 6, 3, 5, 3, 6, 8, 5, 5, 9, 1, 4, 9, 1, 7, 8, 6, 10, 8, 7, 6, 4, 2, 1, 4, 7 and 4. Total: 187. Successes: 24.
  298. <Ambrosia> I lack a hookshot!
  299. <Gurloz> dual hookshots ftw.
  300. <Kirran> (How many rolls do I need to make in total?)
  301. <DM> (A total of 5 rolls)
  302. * Kirran continues firing his way up
  303. <DM> *Kirran #1: You hook onto the second-lowest platofrm)
  304. <Kirran> $35d10
  305. <Dex> how far up is the highest one?
  306. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 7, 4, 3, 8, 5, 1, 7, 8, 10, 8, 7, 8, 6, 10, 5, 1, 7, 9, 10, 3, 3, 4, 4, 3, 7, 6, 5, 6, 2, 6, 5 and 2. Total: 196. Successes: 26.
  307. * Oliander unequips the Mask of Insight and then jumps to the nearest platform from the starting platform.
  308. <Oliander> $35d10
  309. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 9, 8, 1, 3, 5, 2, 4, 5, 2, 10, 9, 2, 8, 7, 9, 5, 8, 4, 3, 7, 4, 4, 5, 7, 6, 10, 9, 3, 1, 10, 7, 1 and 4. Total: 191. Successes: 23.
  310. <DM> *Gurloz #4: You hook onto the next platform, which is the highest*
  311. <Dex> This isn't as up as I thought it would be.
  312. * Gurloz continues spider-maning his way up the waterfall.
  313. <Gurloz> $34d10
  314. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 6, 2, 5, 2, 6, 5, 1, 7, 3, 9, 6, 5, 3, 9, 6, 10, 4, 1, 5, 1, 6, 7, 3, 2, 2, 3, 1, 10, 9, 2, 4, 3 and 2. Total: 158. Successes: 19.
  315. <Oliander> (SPY DAH MAN)
  316. <Ambrosia> (Did I join at a bad time?)
  317. <DM> *Oliander #1: You jump onto the second lowest platform on the waterfall*
  318. <Kirran> $35d10
  319. * Gurloz kicks Oliander out the window.
  320. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 3, 7, 5, 6, 6, 8, 8, 5, 1, 1, 4, 10, 7, 3, 6, 8, 2, 10, 3, 3, 7, 10, 3, 9, 9, 10, 7, 6, 8, 10, 2, 6 and 5. Total: 206. Successes: 29.
  321. <Oliander> WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?! COME, LIZARD, LET US ASCEND HIGHER!
  322. * Oliander jumps to the next one.
  323. <Kirran> (I'm using all my high rolls now I guess)
  324. <Oliander> $35d10
  325. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 1, 1, 1, 3, 9, 2, 9, 1, 8, 7, 2, 2, 8, 2, 6, 7, 6, 7, 8, 9, 2, 9, 4, 10, 1, 8, 2, 3, 9, 9, 4, 8, 6 and 9. Total: 188. Successes: 21.
  326. <Dex> ONWARD YOU CRAZY MAN YOU!
  327. <DM> *Kirran #2 You hookshot to the next platform (3 more rolls)*
  328. <Kirran> (Don't forget the roll before it.)
  329. <DM> *Gurloz #5: You hook to the target above the door behind the waterfall*
  330. * Gurloz releases his hookshot and goes through the door.
  331. <DM> *Kirran #3: You hookshot to the next platform (two more)*
  332. <Gurloz> :P
  333. <Kirran> $35d10
  334. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 3, 6, 2, 2, 8, 7, 9, 1, 2, 6, 6, 3, 6, 1, 1, 5, 10, 7, 4, 6, 6, 1, 6, 3, 8, 6, 10, 2, 3, 8, 4, 9, 9 and 1. Total: 173. Successes: 21.
  335. <Oliander> (you say door behind the waterfall, so we're looking to go through the waterfall to ascend?)
  336. <DM> (Doh!)
  337. <DM> (I meant above)
  338. <Ambrosia> (I've been holding onto Kirran's leg this whole time. :3 )
  339. <Oliander> (INDEED)
  340. <Oliander> (what kind of hero are you to legride someone, Ambrosia?
  341. <DM> *Oliander #2: You jump up to the next platform (3 more)*
  342. * Oliander jumps again!
  343. <Oliander> $35d10
  344. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 4, 1, 2, 5, 3, 6, 5, 1, 10, 6, 9, 5, 10, 4, 7, 10, 8, 7, 1, 9, 3, 3, 5, 1, 2, 10, 7, 1, 8, 8, 3, 7 and 6. Total: 194. Successes: 26.
  345. <Ambrosia> (I lack a hookshot.)
  346. <Oliander> (you can jump you know, it's what I'm doing)
  347. <DM> *Kirran #4: You hookshot to the next platform (one more)*
  348. <Ambrosia> (...oh.)
  349. <Kirran> (But if you miss...)
  350. <Dex> and im going along for the ride
  351. <DM> *Oliander #3: You jump on the next platform*
  352. <Kirran> (Link to the Past water)
  353. <Oliander> next one!
  354. <Oliander> $35d10
  355. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 8, 3, 9, 2, 9, 1, 8, 1, 1, 8, 2, 2, 7, 8, 7, 5, 1, 4, 3, 8, 7, 3, 5, 7, 9, 1, 10, 2, 3, 6, 6, 2 and 6. Total: 170. Successes: 19.
  356. <Kirran> $35d10
  357. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 5, 1, 7, 6, 6, 6, 7, 10, 4, 3, 10, 1, 2, 9, 1, 2, 6, 6, 1, 1, 4, 4, 5, 8, 8, 6, 4, 7, 9, 2, 1, 10, 8 and 8. Total: 186. Successes: 24.
  358. <Gurloz> <+Kirran> (Link to the Past water)
  359. <Gurloz> HUZZAH!
  360. <DM> *Oliander #4: You jump onto the next platorm (One more!)*
  361. <Oliander> (okay, distance between me and the next platform is 15 feet, right?)
  362. <Ambrosia> I must apologize for not being very heroic
  363. <Ambrosia> However
  364. <DM> (Yes)
  365. <Oliander> (what's the distance between me and the waterfall itself?)
  366. <Ambrosia> Water is one of my weaknesses as a hero of fire!
  367. <Dex> $29d10
  368. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 7, 10, 5, 5, 5, 8, 2, 10, 7, 9, 3, 10, 3, 2, 5, 1, 2, 5, 7, 3, 7, 10, 3, 4, 8, 8, 2 and 1. Total: 156. Successes: 21.
  369. <DM> (About another 10 feet)
  370. <Dex> WOO
  371. <Dex> got it
  372. <Oliander> Hold tight, Dex, we're going in- wait, what are you doing?!
  373. * Dex grips Olinder tight and hookshots at the next platform.
  374. * Oliander unhooks himself from Dex.
  375. <DM> *Kirran #5: You hookshot to the target near the door above the waterfall**
  376. <Kirran> Well, that was easy enough.
  377. <Dex> wait
  378. <Dex> did i not read this right
  379. * Oliander dives INTO the waterfall!
  380. <Oliander> $35d10
  381. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 6, 7, 9, 1, 2, 7, 1, 4, 3, 8, 6, 4, 8, 7, 3, 10, 8, 5, 4, 10, 1, 8, 6, 3, 9, 10, 8, 1, 5, 1, 3, 6, 9 and 1. Total: 188. Successes: 23.
  382. <Dex> we still had a target left didnt we?
  383. <DM> (Yes)
  384. <Oliander> (I'M THINKING WITH PORTALS)
  385. * Ambrosia stops gripping onto Kirran's leg and stannds up.
  386. <DM> *Oliander: You dive into the waterfall... and get swept down*
  387. <Oliander> WHAT KIND OF ZELDA DUNGEON IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
  388. * Oliander falls to the bottom.
  389. <DM> *Hookshot to the starting platform vs 25 successes*
  390. <Oliander> (well, so much for testing if there's something behind the waterfall)
  391. <Gurloz> (Oliander lands in nothing.)
  392. <Ambrosia> Now then
  393. <Oliander> I have no hookshot. Only my sacred leaping powers. Observe!
  394. <Oliander> $25d10
  395. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 3, 7, 9, 10, 7, 10, 8, 2, 6, 9, 9, 10, 8, 8, 3, 5, 4, 3, 8, 4, 5, 5 and 2. Total: 162. Successes: 21.
  396. <Oliander> wait, wrong roll
  397. <Ambrosia> Why are you people here?
  398. <Oliander> $35d10
  399. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 2, 7, 1, 5, 4, 5, 9, 2, 9, 10, 6, 10, 4, 4, 1, 5, 6, 7, 4, 7, 6, 5, 6, 5, 5, 2, 7, 8, 1, 1, 1, 2 and 9. Total: 183. Successes: 24.
  400. <Dex> That's a good question.
  401. * Oliander uses his arms to grab onto that starting platform.
  402. <DM> *Oliander and Dex fall down into a bottomless pit, and respawn at the starting platform and lost 1 heart**
  403. <Kirran> On request from some very large Hamsters
  404. <Dex> FRIG YOU I HOOKSHOTTED
  405. <Oliander> oh come on, arm length!
  406. <Dex> he let go of me
  407. <Dex> i got a 21
  408. <Kirran> We were being followed by one of the Zora, but I guess he decided to trust us with clearing this place out.
  409. <DM> (At what point Dex?)
  410. <Kirran> Some guy set up shop in here, and we're here to give him the boot.
  411. <Dex> at the second last plaftorm
  412. <DM> (Okay)
  413. <Oliander> yeah, Dex hookshotted up already
  414. <Kirran> (Kirran gains +2 exposition)
  415. <Ambrosia> I'm here because a friend of mine lost his bag while here.
  416. <Oliander> annnnd my arm length does not account for 1 foot of length, curses
  417. <DM> *Out of confusion, Dex somehow appears on the platform above the waterfall**
  418. <Dex> TA DAA
  419. <Oliander> kay, roll time
  420. <DM> *And no Heart loss*
  421. <Oliander> $35d10
  422. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 1, 5, 6, 9, 2, 8, 4, 1, 9, 1, 3, 9, 10, 4, 8, 8, 5, 1, 6, 2, 3, 2, 1, 8, 10, 4, 8, 2, 6, 9, 7, 8 and 6. Total: 192. Successes: 24.
  423. <Oliander> $35d10
  424. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 2, 3, 3, 4, 10, 5, 9, 8, 5, 2, 10, 7, 10, 7, 10, 3, 5, 9, 1, 10, 6, 1, 1, 3, 8, 7, 6, 6, 10, 7, 3, 7 and 6. Total: 201. Successes: 29.
  425. <Oliander> $35d10
  426. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 4, 9, 10, 10, 8, 5, 4, 10, 4, 3, 9, 4, 6, 9, 7, 7, 2, 6, 5, 5, 1, 2, 10, 2, 2, 5, 1, 6, 6, 5, 1, 7 and 8. Total: 193. Successes: 26.
  427. <Oliander> $35d10
  428. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 7, 4, 3, 7, 10, 5, 10, 3, 2, 9, 10, 4, 7, 10, 1, 6, 8, 5, 5, 5, 6, 9, 7, 10, 9, 1, 9, 6, 4, 10, 6, 1, 10 and 3. Total: 215. Successes: 31.
  429. <Oliander> $35d10
  430. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 6, 8, 1, 9, 10, 3, 1, 5, 9, 1, 6, 7, 1, 10, 6, 5, 4, 7, 8, 4, 1, 8, 5, 6, 6, 1, 8, 8, 2, 7, 1, 2 and 6. Total: 190. Successes: 26.
  431. <Oliander> $35d10
  432. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 3, 2, 2, 2, 7, 8, 3, 3, 5, 8, 9, 4, 3, 2, 9, 7, 2, 3, 2, 3, 10, 2, 3, 5, 5, 7, 5, 2, 10, 9, 2, 1 and 9. Total: 162. Successes: 17.
  433. <Oliander> OKAY I'M AT THE TOP.... am I?
  434. <Dex> bwahaha
  435. <DM> (Yep)
  436. <Gurloz> hahahahahahahahaha
  437. <Oliander> GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
  438. <DM> Gonna be AFK for a minute
  439. <Ambrosia> (DM, can we make the bag thing I just mentioned a side quest? :3)
  440. * Oliander starts panting heavily.... ow.
  441. <Kirran> Seems like a pretty random thing to lose in a temple like this.
  442. <Dex> Not bad but watch this.
  443. <Kirran> Who's your friend. And more importantly, who are you?
  444. <Oliander> Just... c-can... can we take... a-a-a minor... break?
  445. <Dex> Nothing up my sleeves.
  446. * Dex shows his sleeves.
  447. <Ambrosia> Who am I?
  448. <Dex> Now watch as I pull your wallet out of this hat.
  449. <Ambrosia> I am an explorer of the dark.
  450. * Dex pulls Ambrosia's wallet out of his hat.
  451. <Ambrosia> A hero of the-hey!
  452. * Ambrosia takes his wallet bak
  453. <Ambrosia> *back
  454. <Oliander> (Wait, Dex now has a hat? Officially?)
  455. <Ambrosia> (I think he's referring to mine.)
  456. <Dex> (part of the trick is pulling a hat out of the hat)
  457. <DM> (This was frantic)
  458. * Gurloz kicks Dex out the window.
  459. * Gurloz has kicked Dex from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed on a Wii! «15,835»)
  460. <Oliander> (..... pulling a hat out of a hat before it exists?)
  461. <Kirran> Dex, you put that fourth wall back where you found it.
  462. <Dex> Woops. How'd a Wii get in my hat?
  463. <Ambrosia> REGARDLESS
  464. * Oliander opens the next door and walks through it.
  465. * Ambrosia takes his wallet back from Dex
  466. * Dex throws the Wii down the waterfall.
  467. <Oliander> *And thus, Nintendo's profits went with it.*
  468. <DM> *The Wii phases through the waterfall and ends up behind the 5th wall*
  469. <Kirran> Well, hero of the hay, I'm Kirran, the lizard is Dex, and the crazy guy heading in the door is Oliander.
  470. * Kirran follows Oliander
  471. * Oliander did not see it as he has ALREADY PROGRESSED.
  472. * Oliander turns to Kirran's remark.
  473. <Oliander> I am not crazy! I am only crazy about my greatness! .... wait....
  474. * Dex sticks his head in the hat. "Guys there's another Universe in here. I think it's Mario."
  475. * Oliander turns back around..... and continues forward.
  476. <Ambrosia> I was trying to say "Hero of the flame", but somebody tried to steal my wallet.
  477. <Dex> You mean... THIS wallet?
  478. <Ambrosia> Nope
  479. * Dex pulls the wallet out of the hat. Again.
  480. <Oliander> (bleh, brb 5-10 minutes, stick me on auto-follow)
  481. <DM> (Is everyone through the next door?)
  482. <Dex> Oh wait that's Kirran's.
  483. * Ambrosia enters through the door
  484. <Dex> You can tell by the little fairy embroidered on it.
  485. * DM gives voice to Dex Ambrosia
  486. <Dex> yes?
  487. * Kirran Sheikah teleports back, grabs his wallet, and then teleports again back into the undescribed room.
  488. <DM> *You walk into a moderately-sized room with numerous platforms along the walls including what you are standing on over a large pool of water. Each platform has a dragon statue, which are hookshot targets, that are in one of two positions - Raised or Lowered. A crystal can be seen on a ledge on the same wall as the door you just went through, some distance away from you. Past the statues and running directly right from your entrance, the room narrows into a na
  489. <DM> rrow-ish hallway that leads to two packs of spikes and a door. Pots can be seen in front of the spikes.*
  490. <Ambrosia> Hm
  491. <Ambrosia> Wha-!?
  492. <Gurloz> "What took you guys so long? I've been waiting here for a good 15 minutes now..."
  493. <DM> (This is the Statue Switch room)
  494. <Ambrosia> And who might this person be?
  495. <Ambrosia> (Pretty sure Red hasn't met Gurloz yet.)
  496. <DM> (I will have to end the session after we finish this room)
  497. <Kirran> (Pretty sure Red is not appearing in this film.)
  498. <DM> (Give you a moment to abosrb this wall of text)
  499. <Ambrosia> (Pretty ure Ambrosia is secret Red in disguise. :3 )
  500. <DM> *Several Tekkites and Bari are in this room*
  501. <Ambrosia> Oh great
  502. <DM> *None have noticed your presence yet*
  503. <Ambrosia> Just what I need to see
  504. <Ambrosia> Baris
  505. <Dex> (Pretty sure I know that. I checked out your ID when I had your wallet.)
  506. <Dex> They look kinda sad.
  507. <Kirran> >_>
  508. <Dex> They're blue Baris.
  509. <Kirran> They're about to look kinda dead.
  510. <Dex> PUNS
  511. <DM> *Two of the Bari heard your insulting puns and turn towards you*
  512. <Kirran> They have fronts? Who knew..
  513. <DM> *They being heading in your direction*
  514. * Dex starts heading in our direction too.
  515. <Gurloz> "They being heading?"
  516. <Gurloz> Wait what?
  517. <DM> (Moving, whatever)
  518. * Ambrosia pulls out a famliar looking Mini Scythe
  519. <Dex> Hi Red.
  520. <Dex> Nice scythe.
  521. * Ambrosia signals Dex to keep a secret
  522. * Dex signals back he doesn't understand signals.
  523. * Gurloz waves to Red as he hookshots a random direction.
  524. <Gurloz> $34d10
  525. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 2, 10, 1, 7, 6, 7, 8, 5, 1, 8, 9, 7, 1, 1, 9, 6, 8, 9, 9, 9, 2, 2, 3, 3, 4, 9, 7, 2, 1, 2, 6, 3 and 6. Total: 179. Successes: 21.
  526. * Ambrosia sighs
  527. <DM> *Gurloz: By chance you hookshot at a random Tekkitie*
  528. <Kirran> Red: a secret to nobody.
  529. <Dex> Dodongos dislike smoke.
  530. <Dex> A FIGHT!
  531. <DM> (Loading shell)
  532. * Orithan (~Orithan@120.147.242.200) has joined #zurpg
  533. * ChanServ gives channel operator status to Orithan
  534. * Orithan is now known as WaterTektite
  535. <Ambrosia> I'm not Red, okay?!
  536. <Ambrosia> (Yes he is.)
  537. <WaterTektite> $43d10
  538. <Navi> WaterTektite: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 6, 3, 2, 5, 10, 4, 2, 4, 10, 7, 3, 7, 6, 10, 6, 1, 3, 10, 6, 9, 6, 2, 8, 4, 3, 10, 7, 10, 10, 8, 6, 1, 1, 5, 7, 2, 1, 2, 6, 5, 7 and 8. Total: 238. Successes: 34.
  539. <Kirran> >_>
  540. <Dex> O.K. Good. We didn't really like Red anyway. He was big and smelly and loud and farted a lot.
  541. <Kirran> Kind of liked Noly though.
  542. * Ambrosia sighs
  543. <Kirran> She was funny.
  544. * Gurloz stabs the Tekktite with his White Sword! (Roll Courage)
  545. * WaterTektite evades the hookshot and hops towards Gurloz
  546. <Ambrosia> Let's just fight these Baris already
  547. <Dex> Oh Noly was great.
  548. * Gurloz ...
  549. <WaterTektite> $43d10
  550. <Navi> WaterTektite: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, 4, 10, 2, 2, 7, 10, 9, 5, 8, 6, 3, 10, 9, 6, 9, 3, 9, 5, 10, 1, 10, 7, 5, 9, 5, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10, 5, 10, 3, 3, 9, 7, 2 and 10. Total: 277. Successes: 39.
  551. <Dex> Eh Gurloz has this.
  552. <Kirran> Probably not.
  553. <Gurloz> (Well. What the fuck am I rolling?)
  554. <Dex> Yeah you're right probably not.
  555. <DM> (Courage)
  556. <DM> * Gurloz stabs the Tekktite with his White Sword! (Roll Courage)
  557. <Gurloz> (You should state that in the attack line.)
  558. <DM> (It didn't attack)
  559. <Gurloz> * WaterTektite evades the hookshot and hops towards Gurloz
  560. <Gurloz> I misread that then?
  561. <DM> *Yeah.
  562. * Kirran fires an arrow at one of the Bari before we all have to roll initiative.
  563. <DM> (And then your attack line came up)
  564. <Kirran> >_>
  565. <Kirran> <_<
  566. * Oliander suddenly wakes up and sees this... madness.
  567. <Oliander> WHAT IS THIS?
  568. <Kirran> $40d10
  569. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 9, 1, 7, 5, 5, 7, 9, 5, 4, 7, 1, 10, 3, 9, 10, 5, 2, 2, 4, 10, 10, 1, 8, 4, 7, 7, 7, 2, 4, 7, 4, 7, 8, 9, 8, 10, 2 and 5. Total: 241. Successes: 33.
  570. * Dex is now known as Bari
  571. <Bari> aww
  572. <DM> (You misread that, Gurloz. The key word is at)
  573. * Bari is now known as Dex
  574. * Gurloz is confused by everything and just faceplants on the statue near him.
  575. <Bari1> $25d10
  576. <Navi> Bari1: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 6, 2, 7, 1, 1, 3, 1, 7, 4, 7, 5, 4, 8, 2, 3, 4, 4, 9, 3, 4, 10, 10 and 3. Total: 120. Successes: 12.
  577. <Gurloz> keyword, yes. But it still says to me, that it was successful with the way it is worded.
  578. <Gurloz> "By chance,"
  579. <Bari1> (Kirran, damage calc)
  580. <Oliander> (yeah, that kinda reads successful with that "by chance" phrase)
  581. <Kirran> (21 damage)
  582. <Gurloz> (But whatever, just faceplanting.)
  583. * Bari1 takes an arrow through several of its tentacles
  584. <Bari1> 11h
  585. <Oliander> (initiative time?)
  586. <DM> (Yes)
  587. <Oliander> $init 1d10
  588. <Navi> Oliander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  589. <Kirran> $init 1d13
  590. <Navi> Kirran: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  591. <Ambrosia> $init 1d10
  592. <WaterTektite> $init 1d10
  593. <Navi> Ambrosia: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 8.
  594. <Navi> WaterTektite: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 5.
  595. <Gurloz> $init 1d13
  596. <Navi> Gurloz: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 11.
  597. <Oliander> 8 8 8 8 8 8 8
  598. <Kirran> Wow
  599. <Bari1> $init 1d10
  600. <Navi> Bari1: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 2.
  601. <Dex> $init 1d10
  602. <Navi> Dex: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
  603. <Dex> BAM
  604. <Oliander> so how many enemies are there?
  605. <DM> (Three)
  606. * Orithan is now known as Bari2
  607. <Bari2> $init 1d10
  608. <Navi> Bari2: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 3.
  609. <DM> (Everyone rolled?)
  610. <Oliander> (should be 8 rolls)
  611. <Oliander> (5 vs. 3)
  612. <DM> $init s
  613. <Navi> The battle has begun!
  614. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
  615. <Navi> Bonus Turns: Gurloz (11).
  616. <Ambrosia> (Mhm, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YoJNYZVe3o I have also chosen the battle music when Ambrosia is involved on my end.)
  617. <Oliander> (shouldn't the Bari's stats be visible now that we've fought them once?
  618. <DM> (Onto that in a second)
  619. <Dex> youd better have fixed that stupid poison
  620. <DM> http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-283-post-732.html#pid732
  621. <DM> Stats
  622. <Kefka> ZURPG: 11-8-13 - Govanaus and the Forbidden Sword.
  623. <Kirran> (Oh god, I forgot about that poison...)
  624. * DM throws a nerfbat on the Jellyfish poison
  625. * Gurloz casts Light Thread, piercing all enemies with a thread of light! (Roll Wisdom!)
  626. <Gurloz> $43d10
  627. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 6, 2, 10, 3, 4, 9, 8, 4, 3, 3, 8, 2, 10, 9, 10, 4, 10, 5, 6, 8, 9, 9, 5, 8, 3, 5, 4, 4, 7, 7, 8, 10, 2, 5, 3, 10, 7, 9, 8, 1 and 5. Total: 260. Successes: 34.
  628. <Bari1> $23d10
  629. <Navi> Bari1: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 5, 1, 5, 10, 3, 3, 9, 7, 4, 5, 4, 10, 7, 4, 1, 1, 9, 1, 8, 10, 9 and 10. Total: 130. Successes: 17.
  630. <Bari2> $23d10
  631. <Navi> Bari2: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 3, 1, 8, 9, 1, 8, 4, 10, 7, 4, 9, 9, 2, 10, 7, 10, 10, 3, 1, 10, 2 and 9. Total: 138. Successes: 18.
  632. <Ambrosia> (Oh shit, I just remembered that I have 12 stat points to spend.)
  633. <Oliander> (GOTTA GO FAST)
  634. <WaterTektite> $15d10
  635. <Navi> WaterTektite: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 8, 10, 2, 10, 7, 3, 4, 1, 3, 1, 1, 7 and 5. Total: 70. Successes: 9.
  636. <Ambrosia> (Oh well)
  637. <Oliander> (HELLO WEAK WISDOM STATS)
  638. <Gurloz> Both Baris and the tektite: 2 Burn Damage + Marked.
  639. <WaterTektite> 16h ??m
  640. <WaterTektite> |Marked
  641. <Bari1> 9h | Marked
  642. <Bari2> 30h | Marked
  643. <Ambrosia> (Let's just say that I'm gonna pull a Green Enrics on my turn.)
  644. <Gurloz> Hang on a tick, got an avalanche of wood...
  645. <Gurloz> Someone mind proxing?
  646. <DM> (The Whispies will make up for that low Wisdom enemies)
  647. <Kirran> (Oh hell nah)
  648. <Oliander> avalanche of wood? wuh?
  649. <DM> ($endturn Gurloz?)
  650. <DM> $turns
  651. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
  652. <Oliander> (cast Illuminate)
  653. * Gurloz2 casts Illuminate!
  654. <DM> $endturn
  655. <Navi> DM has ended Gurloz's turn.
  656. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
  657. <Navi> Bonus Turns Over! Round 1 Begins Now!
  658. <Gurloz> 24h, 8m.
  659. <Gurloz> $endturn
  660. <Navi> Gurloz has ended their turn.
  661. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
  662. -Navi- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  663. * Gurloz2 is now known as X_X
  664. * Oliander casts Lightning Stream at Bar2! (Roll Wisdom)
  665. <Oliander> err, Lightning Spark, whatever
  666. <DM> Illumiate is now in effect. Everyone loses 3 dice when attacking
  667. <Oliander> $34d10
  668. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 2, 7, 5, 6, 1, 1, 9, 1, 10, 9, 8, 9, 2, 3, 3, 4, 6, 9, 8, 5, 8, 4, 8, 8, 7, 7, 4, 9, 2, 2, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 193. Successes: 23.
  669. <Gurloz> (Yeah, needed to afk to clean up this wood pile. ... we has a wood burning stove we use for heat, and whoever brought in the wood today didn't stack it properly, so it just decided to avalanche...
  670. <Oliander> +2 successes
  671. <Gurloz> )
  672. <Oliander> (ah, alright... I'll proxy then)
  673. <Bari2> $23d10
  674. <Navi> Bari2: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 1, 2, 8, 5, 7, 10, 5, 5, 5, 1, 4, 1, 6, 4, 4, 8, 8, 10, 1, 1 and 10. Total: 123. Successes: 17.
  675. * X_X is now known as Gurloz2
  676. <Kirran> (who cast illuminate, and why?)
  677. * Oliander rolls for damage.
  678. <Gurloz> (I'm fine now though. wasn't that bad..)
  679. <Oliander> $1d10
  680. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 1 Die with 10 Sides. Result: 9. Total: 9. Successes: 1.
  681. <Oliander> WHAT
  682. <Oliander> oh that's a 9
  683. <Oliander> SWEET
  684. <Oliander> +2, so... 11 damage
  685. <Ambrosia> (You people are scaring me.)
  686. * Gurloz2 is now known as X_X
  687. * Bari2 is shocked
  688. * Oliander zaps Bari2 with Lightning Spark, dealing 11 damage and placing it under the effect of Lightning Stream, whoo!
  689. <Bari2> 19h | Marked
  690. <Oliander> 19h, 22m | Channeling Lightning Stream
  691. <Oliander> items, I have Wind Knife and Nature's Roots equipped
  692. <Oliander> $endturn
  693. <Navi> Oliander has ended their turn.
  694. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
  695. <Ambrosia> BY THE POWER OF THE FIRE SAGE
  696. <Ambrosia> GO TO HELL!
  697. * Ambrosia uses his 12 stat points on Courage, becoming a Glass cannon.
  698. <Oliander> (Oh sweet, they're both nature... fire hurts, got it)
  699. <Oliander> (LOL)
  700. <Gurloz> (LOL!)
  701. <Dex> OLO
  702. <Oliander> (enjoy your 44 courage stat?)
  703. * Ambrosia now goes from 32 Courage to 44.
  704. <Ambrosia> (WATER the enemie's HP?)
  705. <Oliander> (wha?)
  706. <DM> (Wha?)
  707. <Ambrosia> (What are their HP?)
  708. <Oliander> (*face-palms* at your horrible puns*
  709. <Gurloz> <@WaterTektite> 16h ??m
  710. <Gurloz> <@WaterTektite> |Marked
  711. <DM> Water Tekkite: 16h ??m
  712. <Gurloz> <@Bari1> 9h | Marked
  713. <Gurloz> <@Bari2> 30h | Marked
  714. * Ambrosia slams the Bari2. (Courage Jam)
  715. <Bari2> 19h | Marked
  716. <Bari2> !!!
  717. <Bari2> $25d10
  718. <Navi> Bari2: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 5, 6, 9, 10, 8, 1, 8, 1, 2, 2, 10, 7, 2, 6, 5, 8, 9, 3, 5, 9, 3, 4 and 1. Total: 143. Successes: 19.
  719. <Ambrosia> $46d10
  720. <Navi> Ambrosia: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 9, 3, 3, 5, 7, 6, 1, 9, 7, 6, 6, 2, 10, 7, 3, 6, 1, 3, 1, 1, 1, 5, 6, 2, 9, 1, 3, 8, 5, 5, 6, 8, 3, 4, 9, 9, 2, 4, 4, 4, 6, 5, 9, 4 and 4. Total: 223. Successes: 25.
  721. <Bari2> -1 success
  722. <Bari2> (Damage calc?)
  723. <Ambrosia> What are my Successes? 25 or 24?
  724. <Bari2> (What Fire Level are you, Ambrosia)
  725. <Ambrosia> (2)
  726. <Bari2> (You get 24 successes)
  727. * Ambrosia dishes out a whopping 5 damage to the Bari2
  728. <Ambrosia> WHAM
  729. <Ambrosia> 32h 11m
  730. <Ambrosia> $endturn
  731. * Bari2 zaps Ambrosia back for 4 Shock damage (Neutral)
  732. <Navi> Ambrosia has ended their turn.
  733. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5), Bari2 (3) and Bari1 (2).
  734. <Ambrosia> Cripes
  735. <Ambrosia> 28h
  736. <Bari2> 14h | Marked
  737. <Oliander> (fyi Bari2, you also have Lightning Stream, meaning -5 dice when attacking)
  738. * Kirran fires an arrow, trying to finish off Bari1 (roll courage)
  739. <Kirran> $40d10
  740. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 3, 2, 8, 6, 10, 3, 3, 8, 10, 2, 9, 4, 7, 2, 3, 8, 2, 10, 2, 6, 10, 4, 3, 7, 6, 1, 5, 9, 5, 5, 6, 10, 1, 10, 5, 8, 8, 7 and 4. Total: 229. Successes: 31.
  741. <Bari1> $25d10
  742. <Navi> Bari1: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 7, 6, 7, 6, 8, 10, 1, 10, 8, 1, 2, 7, 8, 6, 3, 5, 4, 2, 1, 7, 9, 8, 6 and 8. Total: 147. Successes: 20.
  743. * Bari1 is impaled and turned into a jelly sandwich.
  744. <Kirran> (11 damage)
  745. <Bari1> $removeme
  746. <Navi> Bari1 has removed theirself from battle.
  747. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
  748. <Kirran> $endturn
  749. <Navi> Kirran has ended their turn.
  750. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
  751. <Dex> Hmm
  752. <Oliander> Destroy the spider! I have the rapist immobilized!
  753. <Oliander> ... where did that come from....
  754. <Dex> ok
  755. <Dex> Cross slash at the water tektite
  756. <Dex> roll courage
  757. <Dex> also its with the jagged edged sword and bloody edge
  758. <Dex> $31d10
  759. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 31 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 7, 8, 9, 9, 2, 7, 10, 1, 9, 5, 2, 1, 1, 3, 2, 9, 6, 5, 10, 8, 5, 3, 5, 8, 4, 9, 7, 1 and 3. Total: 172. Successes: 22.
  760. <WaterTektite> $43d10
  761. <Navi> WaterTektite: You rolled 43 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 5, 5, 3, 3, 3, 1, 10, 1, 2, 1, 9, 10, 2, 4, 2, 5, 1, 7, 5, 4, 3, 7, 6, 6, 3, 2, 6, 9, 7, 3, 5, 2, 3, 3, 7, 9, 6, 5, 9, 4, 6 and 7. Total: 203. Successes: 24.
  762. <Dex> son of a bitch
  763. <DM> Shoot!
  764. <Dex> $endturn
  765. <Navi> Dex has ended their turn.
  766. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
  767. <Oliander> Silly Lizard, you attack a jumping spider with your blades?
  768. * Gurloz knocks a reroll and fires it at the tektite.
  769. <Dex> dont bother with the reroll im pretty sure that 24 was just bad luck for it
  770. <Dex> its got 43 courage
  771. <Gurloz> (well fine then. Don't ask me for help.)
  772. * Gurloz withdraws the reroll.
  773. <Dex> im just trying to save you a reroll
  774. <Bari2> 14h | Marked | Lightning Stream
  775. <WaterTektite> 16h, ??m | Marked
  776. * WaterTektite hops back at Dex with a Rocket Strike! (Roll Courage)
  777. <Dex> shit
  778. <WaterTektite> $35d10
  779. <Navi> WaterTektite: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 4, 7, 4, 4, 10, 7, 6, 7, 7, 5, 5, 4, 5, 4, 8, 2, 4, 7, 10, 10, 10, 3, 7, 9, 7, 1, 4, 9, 10, 7, 8, 10, 6 and 5. Total: 218. Successes: 30.
  780. <Dex> $29d10
  781. <Navi> Dex: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 7, 10, 9, 1, 6, 6, 7, 6, 8, 10, 5, 1, 8, 1, 8, 1, 4, 7, 4, 9, 7, 9, 1, 6, 7, 10 and 6. Total: 172. Successes: 24.
  782. <Oliander> what are your affinities?
  783. <Dex> none im pure shadow?
  784. <Oliander> kay
  785. * WaterTektite rockets into Dex, dealing 30 - 24 = 6 + 7 = 13 damage - defense
  786. * WaterTektite takes knockback damage of 5.
  787. <WaterTektite> 11h, 5h | Marked
  788. <WaterTektite> $endturn
  789. <Navi> WaterTektite has ended their turn.
  790. <Navi> ROUND 1: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
  791. <Dex> 13 damge in one hit wut
  792. <Bari2> $1d4
  793. <Navi> Bari2: You rolled 1 Die with 4 Sides. Result: 4. Total: 4.
  794. * Bari2 aims a concentrated tentacle blast at Kirran! (Roll Power)
  795. <Bari2> $30d10
  796. <Navi> Bari2: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 5, 3, 7, 4, 2, 4, 4, 6, 8, 1, 3, 2, 2, 9, 4, 9, 6, 9, 9, 4, 5, 8, 2, 10, 5, 3, 3, 6 and 9. Total: 153. Successes: 16.
  797. <Kirran> $18d10
  798. <Navi> Kirran: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 10, 5, 5, 5, 3, 3, 6, 9, 6, 4, 4, 10, 2, 1, 6, 5 and 5. Total: 96. Successes: 14.
  799. * WaterTektite barely hits Kirran, dealing 16 - 14 = 2 + 1 shock damage (neutral) - defense, + one stack of Jellyfish Poisoning. u jelly?
  800. <WaterTektite> doh
  801. * Bari2 barely hits Kirran, dealing 16 - 14 = 2 + 1 shock damage (neutral) - defense, + one stack of Jellyfish Poisoning. u jelly?
  802. <Bari2> 14h | Marked | Lightning Stream
  803. <Bari2> $endturn
  804. <Navi> Bari2 has ended their turn.
  805. <Navi> ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6), WaterTektite (5) and Bari2 (3).
  806. <Kirran> 21h, 15m
  807. <Oliander> By the dark gods, it's horrendous! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
  808. * Oliander observes as Kirran takes 1 poison damage (neutral) for start-of-the-round.
  809. <Kirran> 20h, 15m
  810. <Oliander> The creature is VILE to so have poisoned my comrades. It MUST be disposed of!
  811. * Gurloz fires a spiral light at the tektite! (Roll Wisdom!)
  812. <Gurloz> $41d10
  813. <Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 41 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 10, 7, 7, 5, 6, 6, 8, 7, 9, 3, 6, 5, 2, 2, 9, 10, 8, 7, 2, 7, 7, 7, 8, 10, 1, 7, 4, 5, 10, 7, 1, 9, 1, 2, 8, 4, 9, 3, 8 and 9. Total: 251. Successes: 34.
  814. * WaterTektite just jumps into the nearest LttP river repeatedly until it succumbs to an endless cycle of death as Gurloz's Spiral Light incinerates its remains.
  815. <Oliander> (not even gonna calculate that, lol)
  816. <Gurloz> 24h, 6m.
  817. <Gurloz> The total damage cannot exceed 12 (including damage reduction).
  818. <WaterTektite> $removeme
  819. <Navi> WaterTektite has removed theirself from battle.
  820. <Navi> ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6) and Bari2 (3).
  821. <Gurloz> (But yeah. ... dead.)
  822. <Gurloz> $endturn
  823. <Navi> Gurloz has ended their turn.
  824. <Navi> ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6) and Bari2 (3).
  825. -Navi- To end your turn in #zurpg, use $endturn.
  826. <Oliander> (wha? I thought it doesn't have a damage cap anymore)
  827. * WaterTektite has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  828. <Gurloz> My profile's version still does..
  829. <Oliander> (grab the updated version from the Hylian Shop.... weird, I thought I threw that at you in the PM update)
  830. <Gurloz> This is what I has in the PM update
  831. <Gurloz> http://images.sephiroth.ws/2013-12-09_22-25-49.png
  832. * Oliander casts Roots on Bari- wait... that thing better not be airborne
  833. <Oliander> the heck? weird
  834. <Oliander> grab the one from the Hylian Shop when ya get the chance
  835. <Oliander> dangit, it floats
  836. * Oliander justs PSI Flashes the darn Bari2! (Roll Wisdom)
  837. <Oliander> $34d10
  838. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 10, 2, 5, 6, 7, 9, 4, 10, 4, 3, 1, 6, 8, 9, 8, 10, 5, 1, 5, 3, 4, 4, 1, 1, 5, 3, 10, 3, 4, 8, 7, 9 and 8. Total: 192. Successes: 24.
  839. <Bari2> $23d10
  840. <Gurloz> (Holy crap, its even more complicated in this version.)
  841. <Navi> Bari2: You rolled 23 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 7, 2, 2, 6, 3, 2, 7, 9, 7, 10, 10, 10, 6, 8, 4, 3, 9, 3, 8, 5, 10 and 4. Total: 140. Successes: 19.
  842. * Oliander hits Bari2 for 5 damage, whee.
  843. <Oliander> Take that, tentacled sinner!
  844. <Oliander> 24h, 21m
  845. <Oliander> $endturn
  846. <Navi> Oliander has ended their turn.
  847. <Navi> ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8), Dex (6) and Bari2 (3).
  848. * Ambrosia does his thing
  849. <Bari2> 9h | Marked | Lightning Stream
  850. <Ambrosia> $46d10
  851. <Navi> Ambrosia: You rolled 46 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 2, 1, 7, 9, 6, 6, 4, 8, 9, 10, 7, 8, 1, 9, 7, 8, 3, 5, 6, 6, 6, 9, 2, 2, 7, 2, 4, 2, 8, 3, 3, 7, 2, 10, 1, 5, 4, 1, 8, 8, 8, 6, 6, 2 and 5. Total: 248. Successes: 31.
  852. <Oliander> err, no tlightning strea, but oh well
  853. <Oliander> (uhh, what's your thing again?)
  854. <Gurloz> ('twill be updated next refresh.)
  855. <Oliander> (kay)
  856. <Ambrosia> (Roll CouragE)
  857. * Gurloz farts.
  858. <Bari2> $25d10
  859. <Navi> Bari2: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 1, 2, 7, 10, 8, 6, 1, 5, 5, 9, 9, 2, 6, 10, 3, 7, 9, 4, 6, 3, 4, 10, 9 and 8. Total: 152. Successes: 20.
  860. <Ambrosia> KABOOM
  861. * Ambrosia slays the Bari2
  862. * Bari2 explodes in a myraid of pain, but it shocks Ambrosia with 4 shock damage in retribution before it loses its rapist powers.
  863. <Bari2> $removeme
  864. <Navi> Bari2 has removed theirself from battle.
  865. <Navi> ROUND 2: Gurloz (11), Oliander (8), Ambrosia (8), Kirran (8) and Dex (6).
  866. * Bari2 has quit (Quit: Leaving)
  867. <Oliander> $init r
  868. <Navi> Oliander: The bot has been reset.
  869. <Oliander> +68 EXP
  870. <Ambrosia> 34h
  871. <Oliander> +$68d8 Rupees
  872. <Gurloz> $calc 61+68
  873. <Kefka> 61+68 = 129
  874. <Kirran> Woo, level 20
  875. <Oliander> annnd looks like normal item drops, soo....
  876. <Oliander> $3d6
  877. <Navi> Oliander: You rolled 3 Dice with 6 Sides. Result: 2, 1 and 1. Total: 4.
  878. <Gurloz> $calc 129-120
  879. <Kefka> 129-120 = 9
  880. <Oliander> *A Restoration Heart drops!*
  881. <Dex> yoink
  882. <Ambrosia> $calc 68+80
  883. <Kefka> 68+80 = 148
  884. * Gurloz levels up.
  885. <Dex> heals for me?
  886. <Gurloz> Level 25!
  887. * Gurloz gains another point in his light affinity.
  888. <Oliander> Restoration Heart right here Dex - http://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-10-post-19.html#pid19
  889. <Oliander> -=QUEST PAUSE=-
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