4chan Hazbin Hotel story: Why is angel a perfect best boys?

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #271
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>Why is he so perfect, boys?

>Because sex with him would be a low pressure affair and afterwards you could hold hands and watch soap operas for hours while drinking whiskey.

>YWN cuddle on the couch while watching soap operas with him
>YWN hear aaall of his opinions on the characters ("Richard, you asshole! You had your chance with her!")
>YWN start to understand the appeal, cheesy as it is
>YWN get just a little invested in the story, just because he likes it so much
>TWN have gentle sex during the commercial breaks
>And it's Hell, so there are a LOT of commercial breaks

>Sitting on the couch, hand in hand with Angel, watching "The Vanderbilt Estates"
>Start leaning into him as the evening wears on
>Eventually you both wordlessly shift so that you can comfortably rest your head on his fluff
>After one particularly protracted monologue, the musical stinger that always precedes a commercial break stabs in
>The dark tones of the show proper cut out and the obnoxious bright whites and blues of the latest miracle product's ad fill the room
>It's just enough light that draws your gaze by placing one of his free hands on your thigh, you have no trouble seeing his expression
>Half lidded eyes atop a soft smile, one eyebrow raised in a wordless question

>"Angel..."
>"Yeah?"
>"It's the season finale..."
>"And?"
>"Well, we wouldn't want to miss anything would we?"
>A throaty chuckle resonates in his chest and the corners of his mouth pull back enough to let just a bit of fang glitter at you
>His hand slides over to rest between your legs
>"How much ya wanna bet I can't get you off before the show comes back?"