Eulogy for the Ones Blown Up at Sea

	"Har har har! Talk about a bunch o' half-baked idiots they were, huh? Couldn't even protect their own ship through the Channel, could they?"
	"Hehehe, yeah, couldn't even fight their way out of a wet paper bag, could they? HAAAAAAAAHAHA!!"
	"You're tellin' me. 'Ey, at least one of 'em had a good-ass set o' arrows t' add t' my collection! Hells, I don' even think you can get this stuff on this continent, anyway!"
	"Oh, Gills, Gills, I gots an idea!"
	"Eh? Isn't that rare, coming from you, Bubbles?"
	"Er... I 'fink? What about we give each of 'em a Yoo... A y... A Yoo..."
	"Sound it out, Bubbles, we ain't got all day 'ere."
	"Uh... Yoo... Yoola-Jee?"
	"Ugh, Bubbles, it's pronounced 'Eulogy'."
	"Oh, hehe. I forgot, Gills."
	"Yeah, yeah, well, I figure we could give 'em somethin' t' think on while they're sittin' under the waves, yeah? Who you wanna pick first, Bubbles?"
	"Oh, uh... the Elf girlie! She looked like she needed someone t' talk about 'er!"
	"Heh! That's fair, Bubbles. How's about... 'She was th' only one that knew 'er way around a mast!' HAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!"
	"Hehe, good one, Gills! Do the doggy lady next!"
	"Whaaaat, the Cu-Sith girl? Hehe, alright, alright, I 'fink I got one. 'She was... the only one that knew how t' bark like a dog, and smelled like one, too!' HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
	"Guhuhuhuh, that's a good one, Gills! Oh, now, now do the kitty lady!"
	"Jeez, yer' killin' me, Bubbles. But, since y' came up with such a good idea, I'll let it slide just for t'day, yeah? Let's see... The Cait-Sith girl was kinda meek, didn't have much goin' on... Oh, I got it! 'She was such a beauty at sea, I'm sure the sea lions would love a pin-up of 'er!" Hehehehehahaha!"
	"Hahaha, that's good, Gills! Now do... Now... now do... um... I forgot who else was 'dere, Gills."
	"Eh, don' worry about it, Bubbles. You just keep puttin' the coin in front'a me, and I'll make sure you get your fair cut, yeah?"
	"Huhuhuh, that's why you's da boss, Gills!"
	"And don't you damn near forget it! Now, hand me some of that wine. I've got a cravin' for somethin' refined."