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funniest.o.joker.2019

Jan 23rd, 2020
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  1. I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, can I see myself in this long-term? Is it safe? Is it reliable? Could it kill me?
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  3. Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. We're like, there's a spot. There's another spot. That would work. Oh, I have to pay? Never mind. Handicapped? I hope no one sees this.
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