[X] 3 "But why am I a vampire?": (Jack Trade, Diller, dreadis)
[X] 1 "I'll take your word for it on wizards. But about me being a vampire...": (Ganurath)
[X] 3 "What's wrong with wizards?": (Anasurimbor, Xicree, Smuthunter)
[X] 1 Agreed. Fuck 'em.: (Guile)
[X] 1 But why <del>is the rum g</del> am I a vampire?: (Chibi-Reaper)