Akamine Yuuna no Shou 1-2N

Akamine Yuuna no Shou 1-2N

[Zouzu city]

Kir: Alrighty, here comes the first contact of Akamine Yuuna and Miroku Renge. How's it gonna go?

Ren: Akamine! I see you're standing out immediately. You're a sly one, showing off before Miroku can.

Aka: Huh? Who are you? Will you dance with me?

Ren: Heh, why not. When you're a Miroku, dancing is child's play! Hup!

Girl A: Another one just joined in!

Girl B: S-She's moving weird, but dynamic!

Aka: Ahaha, you've got some unique movements, you're fun. Miroku-san, was it? I'm Akamine Yuuna.

Renge: Ah! Yuuna, huh... A name given by the Taisha, they say.

Kir: Looks like they managed to get through to each other. Guess it's about time to stop them and take them to the dorm.

???: Akamine Yuuna and Miroku Renge transferred to Zouzu Middle during their first year.

[Dorm]

Kir: This is the dorm room you two will be using. You're sharing it, so get along, wouldja?

Aka: Waah, it's so big. Thank you very much, Kiryu-san.

Kir: My room's right above, but you don't have to go to the corridor, you can go upstairs through this closet. Look.

Ren: Heh, what an interesting setup. Feels secret.

Aka: By the way, Kiryu-san, what's with the way you talk?

Kir: Ah, this? A suspicious leftover from when I adored the Osaka dialect. Don't pay it any mind.

Kir: I love comedy, y'know? So I kind of caught the dialect while watching videos and performances.

Aka: I see.

Kir: Shizuka might mean "quiet", but I'm anything but.

Aka: The image your name gives off is important, isn't it? Would you mind it if I called you by your name?

Kir: Sure thing. I'll call you Akana then.

Aka: Ooh, that's unique.

Kir: Playing around with names and adding quirks is something I like to do. Having that kind of impact is important in comedy.

Aka: Ahaha, but I'm not a comedian.

Ren: Okay. This part of the room is Miroku territory.

Aka: Huh? But I don't have any territory but my bed.

Ren: Worry not. You may enjoy yourself in Miroku territory. However!

Ren: It's obvious from the way you put your belongings. Yuuna, you're quite a sloppy person, aren't you?

Aka: Ugh! T-That's true. And your stuff looks really tidy, Miroku-san.

Ren: Leave care of this room to Miroku, and you'll be able to live with comfort. So, will you?

Aka: Okay then, I'll leave it to you.

Kir: And you already ditched your responsibilities! Akana, you're something.

Kir: Alright, now that we're done, hurry up and put your uniforms on. Come on, off with those clothes.

Aka: Ooh, these feel so mature.

Rene: Heh, Miroku likes these. They have quite a style to them.

Kir: Easy to blend in with the dark, right? That's their special trait, these are your clothes for the job as well.

Aka: Are we going to do our duties in these clothes?

Kir: Yep. We're going to start training real soon. Me as a Miko, and you two as signal arrows.

Aka: Signal arrows...

Ren: Miroku was explained some things, but there are still a lot of mysteries.

Kir: Let's talk about that in-depth tonight over the welcoming party.

Aka: Ooh, a welcoming party sounds nice!

Kir: An obviously we're gonna have a one-liner corner. Maybe even a full-blown comedy competition!

Aka: T-That sounds like a pain.

Ren: Yuuna. Stop whining, would you now?

Kir: Pffthah! Hahahaha, my sides!

Ren: Heh, trivial.

Aka: If that's good enough, it should be easy...