Why Can't I Be A Horse?

KijaJoutehDY: Ok, so you are a handsome CEO of a big business and I am your faithful asisstant, size 36d bra, curvy body, and a nice ass, one night you call me to come into the office;  (reply)

To KijaJoutehDY: Instead, I am a horse. I sit at my desk, my large footlong horse dong clearly visible.


KijaJoutehDY: Great, your just a troll.  (reply)

To KijaJoutehDY: No ma'am I am a horse and I want to mount you no pun intended

To KijaJoutehDY: Neigh. Go along with it, neigh

KijaJoutehDY: I would really rather not, you're just a troll.  (reply)


To KijaJoutehDY: So you don't want my $5 footlong.

KijaJoutehDY: Can we atleast be humans.  (reply)

To KijaJoutehDY: Why can't I live out my horse fetishes

KijaJoutehDY: Because, it's stupid.  (reply)

To KijaJoutehDY: The fact that you're slutting up people on the internet is a bunch of horseshit (No pun intended) as well