Heimcrash

<+Heimwerkin> <ST> Outside, across the road that leads past the Inn, a rusted out pickup truck with a ram barrier and roof lights is stopped diagonally in the road, with four rather unkempt, and probably drunk, rednecks climbing out, one shouting at something in the ditch "maybe you should be stayin' off the road, faggot!"  and throwing a beer bottle at something out of sight.
8:36 PM N— @Naomi peers outside from the doorway
8:36 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian looks out as well.
8:37 PM N— @Naomi frowns then and heads outside towards the men and truck glas she hadnt taken off her duster coat
8:37 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian steps out of the inn and heads for the ditch
8:38 PM Z— +ZeratoRomanoff goes over to th rednecks ,not scared of them and investigates the scene further. "What the hell is going on?"
8:39 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <ST> At that moment, a familiar, furry hand flails out of the ditch and grabs the front bumper of the truck, pulling and dragging another blood covered hand into view, followed by a pair of pointy tan ears and mismatched eyes.. guess who.. he looks pissed, too.. you could even say.. he has blood in his eyes.
8:40 PM S— +SneakyDragon - A small, shadowy shape would come scurrying out of the ditch on the side of the road and approaches the pickup truck from the back! Essentially on the other side of those bright lights, so it's hard to see.
8:40 PM Z<+ZeratoRomanoff> " heim! Want me to kick their asses?>" he asks then looks to the rednecks giving them that Zerato death stare.
8:41 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian makes it to the ditch and goes to see how badly Heimdalr is hurt.
8:41 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <ST> The tallest redneck shoves Z hard in the chest and pulls out a pistol "what's it to you, you his butt pirate friend?"
8:41 PM N— @Naomi moves more quickly then towards the front of the redneck's truck and growls softly as she speaks "heim? you ok?" she then turns towards the nearest redneck to her and lashes out wiht a sucker punch to his throat
8:41 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <ST> The man's eyes are bloodshot and around him is an eye-watering miasma of beer and BO.
8:43 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian gets an arm around Heimdalr, to help him out of the ditch
8:43 PM H— +Heimwerkin growls something and yanks hard on the truck's bumper, tearing it halfway off the truck, still dragging himself forward, his motorcycle jacket torn, and blood seeping through, a broad gash across his left eyebrow showing bone.. he doesn't look particularly in his right damn mind at the moment.
8:43 PM Z— +ZeratoRomanoff chuckled, oh that's it, Z just bares his fangs and with blinding speed goes to tackle the one that showed him and finds somewhere nice to bite, deep and hard.
8:45 PM S— +SneakyDragon - A small blue dragonling with yellow belly scales climbs into the cab of the truck while everyone is distracted. Sitting on the floor as the truck rocks back and forth due to Hei ripping at the bumper, the dragonling looks at the pedals thoughtfully, not minding the yelling and chaos going on outside.
8:46 PM N<@Naomi> "dont kill em z! just give them hell"
8:46 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <ST> The punched redneck drops like a sack of.. well.. something or other.. he hits the roadway and emits some gurgling sounds that indicate Naomi has crushed his windpipe.  The other redneck that Z attacked flails and screams in a lovely, piercing soprano that would do his baby sister proud.. well, if she didn't sound like Harvey Fierstein.  The other two are slow to react at first, being drunk almost literally off their
8:46 PM H<+Heimwerkin> asses, but at least one of them is sober enough to snatch a shotgun from the truck bed and start blasting away in all directions, peppering Z and Naomi with a hail of.. well, birdshot, nobody said these guys were smart.
8:48 PM N— @Naomi activates her false comfort when th eshtgun comes out and the birdshot goes thru her. she lashes out to grab the shotgun and tries to snatch it from th eman wielding it and growls a bit more <falsoi comfort active 5 rounds>
8:48 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian growls and launches herself at the one with the shotgun, catching him at the knees and taking him down..hard
8:49 PM Z— +ZeratoRomanoff hasn't even been back for an hour and already someone is fucking with him and his friends. After hearing the guy scream he quickly dodgs the buck shot and goes to move in still with celerity active to trip the shot gun crazy guy and bring him into a ufc choke hold.
8:49 PM S— +SneakyDragon - Sneaky pokes and prods around in the cab of the truck.. honking the horn once and setting the windshield wipers going back and forth just by pressing and pulling on things. Huffing as the truck continues to rock back and forth and gunshots go off outside.. he grumbles and grabs the gear shifter, pulling on it to see what happens.
8:50 PM H— +Heimwerkin nearly falling down again as Siobhan runs off, manages to tear the bumper completely off and suddenly overhand slams it down on the fourth guy who's frantically scrambling around in the truck bed for a gun.
8:55 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <ST> Sneaky manages to get the truck in gear and the idling engine causes it to sloooowly make its way forward.. until the wheels slip over the lip of the road and abruptly the truck plunges into the ditch.. onto Heim's ridiculous electric bicycle, crushing the lithium battery pack in the process.  Uh oh, chilluns, you done it now.  The mortally wounded battery immediately bursts into flame on contact with air, a conflagration
8:55 PM H<+Heimwerkin> hot enough to melt steel.. and definitely hot enough to quickly start eating into the fuel line under the truck.  Shotgun boy flails around as he's choked and pummeled, managing to pull a knife out of a hip holster and.. stab himself right in the kidney.. before he manages to pull it back out.. genius move there, pal, and sink the stupidly huge bowie knife into Siobhan's hip.  Meanwhile, our final redneck has been brutally
8:55 PM H<+Heimwerkin> crushed down by a torn off car bumper, thus creating a tableau of one asphyxiating drunken moron, two concussed fools, and one moron bleeding to death.  Also fuck it, a partridge flies over a pair tree or something.
8:56 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <ST> The narrator would like to remind everyone that we know you have a choice in ST's and we're grateful you have flown disaster airlines, and also wanted to mention that the little rat's prophecy was supposed to prevent this very scene from happening.  Whoops!
8:57 PM H<+Heimwerkin> (pear tree, whatevs.. done, go)
8:57 PM N— @Naomi looks around as things happen quickly and she yells "fire in th ehole" she then grabs sio and moves towards heim as she uses mother's touch on sio as she moves ot heal her wound
8:58 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian snarls as the knife goes in, once healed, she heads for Heimdalr, to get him up out of the ditch and into the Inn.
8:59 PM ⇐ +Matthew_Gudavich quit (Navaruk@leaves.paw.prints) Ping timeout: 240 seconds
8:59 PM S<+Siobhan_O`Brian> Thank ye, Naomi
9:00 PM Z— +ZeratoRomanoff gets up and moves away from the fire that's about to burn out of control. " Welp...it's good to be back home!"
9:00 PM Z<+ZeratoRomanoff> " Good ole Brunswick!"
9:01 PM H— +Heimwerkin mumbles "home sweet fuckin' home.."
9:01 PM N<@Naomi> "back inside ........ everybody!" she then moves to the truck and yanks open the door to see why it went into gear
9:01 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian gets her arms around Heimdalr, and gets him into the Inn, fast
9:01 PM S— +SneakyDragon - A small dragon face appears over the dashboard of the truck, eyes wide as he looks at the fire on the front bumper. "Oooh!" Just then the door is yanked open, and Naomi spots a Sneaky sitting on the car seat, fighting with the gear shifter, trying to put it in reverse.
9:01 PM H— +Heimwerkin also mumbles to Naomi "heal the throat guy.. and.. knife guy too.. if they die much.. harder to bullshit around.."
9:02 PM Z— +ZeratoRomanoff heads back inside,needing to wash the taste of redneck out of his mouth.
9:03 PM N— @Naomi glares at sneaky at firs then reaches to gank him out of the truck if she can "get inside sneaky" she then hears heim and goes to heal the two wounded guys using mother's touch hoping she had gotten sneraky out before the gas line catches on fire
9:03 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <Echo> *from heim's pocket* Actually if we arrange the bodies just right, it can be explained away by throat boy riding in the truck bed and whanging his neck on the top bar, and dipshit over there having a knife in his hand at the time of the crash..
9:04 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <ST> Naomi just had to say that, as the fire is now rapidly getting much, much larger, suddenly engulfing the interior of the cab and working its way back to the gas tank.
9:04 PM S— +SneakyDragon - *Squeak!* He gets jerked out of the truck and carried off by Naomi. "But dis is my truck now!" Protesting as he's taken away.
9:04 PM S<+Siobhan_O`Brian> Not for long, Sneaky
9:04 PM H— +Heimwerkin limps past the idiots still out in the road, bends over and farts in one of their faces, then barely manages to get back to his feet and stagger away.
9:05 PM Z— +ZeratoRomanoff eyes the raginging flames and just nopes on inside.
9:05 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian holds on to Heimdalr and moves him along as fast as possible
9:05 PM N— @Naomi finishes healing the rednecks and still holding onto sneaky heads for the door of th einn "it aint yours sneaky. now get inside" she would set him inside the door and look back to see who still needed to come in
9:06 PM S— +SneakyDragon - Grumpily, "Finders keepers!" But he doesn't fight as he's carried off, crossing his arms over his chest and pouting.
9:07 PM S— +Siobhan_O`Brian gets Heimdalr inside, hopefully before the truck blows.
9:08 PM → +Matthew_Gudavich (voiced) joined
9:08 PM H<+Heimwerkin> <ST> A state trooper car pulls up as the gang are making their escape, and two familiar faces are inside.. hey, it's the mokole and his obnoxious corax partner.  They both stare a bit nonplussed at the retreating crew, before they both sigh and facepalm in unison.  The mokole wordlessly hands a twenty to his partner, who then grins evilly as they both get out of the car and start dragging the still unconscious idiots away from
9:08 PM H<+Heimwerkin> their truck.
9:09 PM N— @Naomi ducks back inside after seeing the troopers and waves at them before carrying sneaky inside