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  1. [02:09] <ShalashaskaDM> Whenever you're ready... BEGIN!
  2. [02:09] * Anastasia_Locke begins
  3. [02:09] * Kazuma_Raigeki also begins
  4. [02:10] <ShalashaskaDM> As you two lovely folks wander a field, four imps appear! Shock and horror!
  5. [02:10] * Anastasia_Locke gasps in shock and horror
  6. [02:10] <ShalashaskaDM> They are arranged in a loose line, 50 feet in front of you.
  7. [02:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, hey, free exp."
  8. [02:11] <ShalashaskaDM> Damn straight, Kazuma.
  9. [02:11] <ShalashaskaDM> pls to be rolling initiative, both of you.
  10. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (So, are you doing everyone's rolls, or just the enemies?)
  11. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (just the enemies it is then)
  12. [02:11] <Anastasia_Locke> 16+2=18
  13. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 13+2=15
  14. [02:11] <ShalashaskaDM> Just the enemies, yes.
  15. [02:12] <ShalashaskaDM> 6, 15, 15, 5, net of -1 modifier, respectively.
  16. [02:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Order is Ana, Kaz, imps
  17. [02:13] * Anastasia_Locke switches to her dual revolvers and gets shooty
  18. [02:13] <Anastasia_Locke> Seeking Attack 1
  19. [02:13] <Anastasia_Locke> 3+7+2=12 vs AC
  20. [02:13] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll your damage.
  21. [02:14] <Anastasia_Locke> 4+7=11
  22. [02:15] <ShalashaskaDM> The imp is slain before the very eyes of his comrades! They take a moment to mourn his tragic life and death, then return their attention to you.
  23. [02:15] * Anastasia_Locke tells them "Boop."
  24. [02:15] * Anastasia_Locke then shoots another one
  25. [02:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Seeking Attack 1 again
  26. [02:16] <Anastasia_Locke> 5+7+2=14 vs AC: 2 damage
  27. [02:16] <ShalashaskaDM> Only 2, huh?
  28. [02:16] <Anastasia_Locke> ((No mod for offhand, and it's only 1d4 because Mindkind))
  29. [02:17] <ShalashaskaDM> You shoot the imp's ear off. Where did he get an ear? Don't ask me. He cries a little, and loses 2 HP.
  30. [02:17] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  31. [02:17] <ShalashaskaDM> After you, Kaz.
  32. [02:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I retreive my guns also get shooting with it
  33. [02:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 11+6=17 to hit
  34. [02:17] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll your damage you ledge.
  35. [02:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 15 damage
  36. [02:18] <ShalashaskaDM> This DM can only presume the delight you take in overkill as an imp explodes into a fountain of grist.
  37. [02:18] * Kazuma_Raigeki is very delighted.
  38. [02:18] <Anastasia_Locke> "MAN I need to make more of that gun."
  39. [02:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Definitely!"
  40. [02:19] * Kazuma_Raigeki aims at the next one with other pistol.
  41. [02:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 15+6=21
  42. [02:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 6 damage
  43. [02:19] <ShalashaskaDM> Hit the imp that lost his ear earlier. He can be heard saying "Jesus Wept" as he passes from this world into the next.
  44. [02:20] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Ach, left out the "you." Oh well. Y'all get the idea.))
  45. [02:20] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  46. [02:21] <ShalashaskaDM> Imp's turn! The sole, remaining imp cowers a little before the might of these kids.
  47. [02:22] <ShalashaskaDM> He timidly moves his entire movement range towards you. In fact, it's more of a "creep forward begging for mercy" than it is a walk or trot.
  48. [02:22] <Anastasia_Locke> "Do you talk?"
  49. [02:22] <ShalashaskaDM> "pls to not be hurtin' me!" he says in a strange, Irish accent.
  50. [02:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh man it talks."
  51. [02:23] <ShalashaskaDM> "There's grist all over the shop, you vile killers!"
  52. [02:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "Wait what."
  53. [02:23] <ShalashaskaDM> "The first one, his name was Smitty! He had an imp family!"
  54. [02:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww nuts."
  55. [02:23] <ShalashaskaDM> "An imp wife and imp kids! And imp in-laws that he hated!"
  56. [02:23] <Anastasia_Locke> "I may have killed Bartholomew's family."
  57. [02:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Darn it, Ana."
  58. [02:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I mean, I helped, but still!"
  59. [02:24] <ShalashaskaDM> "Oh ye vile wenches." he says. He keeps shifting his eyes away from you for some reason.
  60. [02:24] <Anastasia_Locke> "Sorry dude. I kinda assumed by the whole 'everyone in my species is evil' thing, he meant actually everyone."
  61. [02:24] <Anastasia_Locke> "Here. Lemme make it up to you."
  62. [02:25] <Anastasia_Locke> 16+8=24 to cast Unfixable Thought Machine. <Everything is fine.>
  63. [02:25] <ShalashaskaDM> roll 13 to resist. "Everything is fine." he repeats hollowly.
  64. [02:26] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah. See? You're going to be alright."
  65. [02:26] <Anastasia_Locke> "Go on. I'm sure there's somewhere else that can use you."
  66. [02:26] <ShalashaskaDM> "I'm going to be alright." he waves at someone/something behind you as he turns around, "go on, I'm sure there's somewhere else that can use you."
  67. [02:26] <ShalashaskaDM> Confused grunts can be heard behind you.
  68. [02:27] * Anastasia_Locke turns around
  69. [02:27] <ShalashaskaDM> TWO OGRES WAS TRYINA SNEAK UP ON Y'ALL WHILE Y'ALL WAS DISTRACTED.
  70. [02:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww man. Sorry Kaz, I blew it."
  71. [02:28] <ShalashaskaDM> Well they didn't *make* it, obviously. Roll initiative once more.
  72. [02:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "We were supposed to start joking about how stupid ogres are, weren't we?"
  73. [02:28] <Anastasia_Locke> 12+2=14
  74. [02:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "The moment was ruined."
  75. [02:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 18+2=20
  76. [02:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "Then we could be like 'they're right behind us aren't they'."
  77. [02:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yep, that's how it works."
  78. [02:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "Sorry."
  79. [02:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Here, we can turn around and try again."
  80. [02:28] * Kazuma_Raigeki turns around.
  81. [02:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "No, I think we messed it up."
  82. [02:28] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Aw."
  83. [02:29] <Anastasia_Locke> "We should probably focus on the deadly battle instead of discussing this, eh?"
  84. [02:29] * ShalashaskaDM silently wonders at the cheekiness of these two scrubs.
  85. [02:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Probably, yeah.
  86. [02:29] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "
  87. [02:29] <ShalashaskaDM> Anyway, the ogres, Jeremy and Clarke respectively, rolled 9 and -1 on initiative.
  88. [02:30] <ShalashaskaDM> Clarke is so surprised upon being detected that he has a minor heart attack and falls to the ground.
  89. [02:30] <ShalashaskaDM> The order is Kaz, Ana, Jeremy, Clarke.
  90. [02:30] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "You ok there?"
  91. [02:31] <ShalashaskaDM> Clarke weakly replies "Clarke fine. Clarke get up soon."
  92. [02:31] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, just checking."
  93. [02:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh hey these ones talk too. Cool."
  94. [02:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "Do we have to kill you guys, or... ?"
  95. [02:31] <ShalashaskaDM> The two stand (and lay, respectively) 30 feet from you.
  96. [02:31] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Can I walk over and coup de grace him?)
  97. [02:31] <ShalashaskaDM> (I dunno, do you WANT to be that close to Jeremy when you kill his drinkin' buddy?)
  98. [02:32] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Not coup de grace against prone))
  99. [02:32] <Anastasia_Locke> ((CdG is unconscious. Advantage from prone))
  100. [02:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (ah, ok)
  101. [02:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> But yeah, I'm good with that.
  102. [02:32] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Get shooty, girls.))
  103. [02:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I walk over and shoot Clarke twice with advantage.
  104. [02:32] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll 'em you ledge.
  105. [02:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 15+6=21 for first shot
  106. [02:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 14 damage
  107. [02:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 7+6=13 for second shot
  108. [02:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 3 damage
  109. [02:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  110. [02:33] <Anastasia_Locke> "Seriously. Do you guys need to die?"
  111. [02:33] <Anastasia_Locke> "I mean I'll do it if you want, but it's your call."
  112. [02:33] <ShalashaskaDM> "KACK!" clarke coughs as your rounds impact his chest. Jeremy looks on in dismay, rendered helpless by the turn-based nature of combat in this world.
  113. [02:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Sorry, it's just."
  114. [02:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "EXP, y'know?"
  115. [02:34] <ShalashaskaDM> "Jeremy don't know!" Jeremy sobs.
  116. [02:35] <ShalashaskaDM> "You fuckin' crazy!" clarke adds.
  117. [02:35] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh, well that changes things. Bye Jeremy."
  118. [02:35] <Anastasia_Locke> "Crazy people don't have limits. :)"
  119. [02:35] * Anastasia_Locke gets shooty
  120. [02:35] <ShalashaskaDM> Jeremy can briefly be heard asking for his mother before your gun goes off.
  121. [02:35] <Anastasia_Locke> 12+7+2=21: 3+7=10 damage
  122. [02:35] <Anastasia_Locke> 16+7+2=25: 3 damage
  123. [02:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Seeking Attack for both))
  124. [02:36] <ShalashaskaDM> Both rounds hit Jeremy. He cries profusely and loses 13 HP.
  125. [02:36] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz, do you get the feeling we're on a murderous rampage right now killing a bunch of innocents?"
  126. [02:36] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  127. [02:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Nope."
  128. [02:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "Really? I mean, usually they at least try to fight back."
  129. [02:37] <Anastasia_Locke> "Then we have to kill them for trying to fight back."
  130. [02:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Nah, when we get to a high enough level, the weaker enemies just stop fighting back."
  131. [02:38] <Anastasia_Locke> "But there's not much point killing stuff that isn't dangerous."
  132. [02:38] <ShalashaskaDM> Jeremy's turn. Poor guy! He expends his 30 foot movement range to make it to Ana and punch her in the throat.
  133. [02:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Grinding?"
  134. [02:38] <ShalashaskaDM> Unfortunately, he rolls a 6 on that attack, and sort of swings at the air about three feet to Ana's left.
  135. [02:38] <ShalashaskaDM> Maybe he's seeing double!
  136. [02:39] <Anastasia_Locke> "Dude. No hitting. Not nice."
  137. [02:39] <ShalashaskaDM> Jeremy is incredulous as he throws a minor unarmed strike
  138. [02:39] <Anastasia_Locke> "Come on, Kaz. If we let them live, they can go train and level grind themselves up."
  139. [02:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's a good point."
  140. [02:39] <ShalashaskaDM> He rolls a 14, smacking you for 4 damage. Like a jerk.
  141. [02:39] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well then."
  142. [02:39] <Anastasia_Locke> "Guess not."
  143. [02:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Now that's just rude."
  144. [02:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, they're too high level to be afraid of us."
  145. [02:40] <ShalashaskaDM> His turn now in the past, where he hopes you'll let bygones be bygones and be merciful, Clarke gets up to begin his turn.
  146. [02:40] <ShalashaskaDM> He repeats a similar process with Kaz.
  147. [02:40] <ShalashaskaDM> He misses the first attack, as his brother did with Ana, but CRITS the second one, for 8 damage.
  148. [02:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ow!"
  149. [02:41] <ShalashaskaDM> He grins sheepishly: "Me sorry! Pls to not hurt!"
  150. [02:41] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh yeah, sorry for the THROAT PUNCH."
  151. [02:41] <ShalashaskaDM> He ends his turn, yielding to the Wrath of Kazuma (movie to come out in late 2016)
  152. [02:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Sorry Clarke, but if you're not too weak to run away, we clearly need more EXP."
  153. [02:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "So, with all due respect..."
  154. [02:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 17 to hit
  155. [02:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 12 damage
  156. [02:42] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll yer damage sonny
  157. [02:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Is he dead yet, or do I need to shoot him again?)
  158. [02:43] <ShalashaskaDM> Sadly, this ends Clarke's life. He lived a bold and adventurous one, and surely had yet more to go, but you ended it in cold blood, all in the name of this strange, abstract concept known as "EXP", you genocidal maniac.
  159. [02:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "No, Mr. Narrator, you forgot."
  160. [02:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "We're the good guys."
  161. [02:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kaz who are you talking to."
  162. [02:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Narrator."
  163. [02:43] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ah."
  164. [02:43] <ShalashaskaDM> Shush! You're not supposed to address the narrator!
  165. [02:44] * Kazuma_Raigeki turns to open fire at Jeremy.
  166. [02:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Gee, fine."
  167. [02:44] * Anastasia_Locke is entirely used to Kazuma's antics by this point
  168. [02:44] == Tyche[Dice] [[email protected]] has joined #RPGStuck_Kai
  169. [02:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 11+6=17
  170. [02:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 6 damage.
  171. [02:44] <ShalashaskaDM> ((oh hi dice))
  172. [02:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (OH SNAP)
  173. [02:44] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Praise be))
  174. [02:45] <ShalashaskaDM> Jeremy (or was it Clarke? Both have such forgettable personalities) is brought to his knees by your bullet.
  175. [02:45] <ShalashaskaDM> He raises his arms, like that dramatic scene with willem dafoe in platoon.
  176. [02:45] <ShalashaskaDM> "BARNES!" he yells, at no one in particular.
  177. [02:45] * Anastasia_Locke shoots him
  178. [02:46] <Anastasia_Locke> "No dramatic death scenes allowed."
  179. [02:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  180. [02:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{20}
  181. [02:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's only for party members."
  182. [02:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4+7 damage
  183. [02:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4+7 damage --> [ 1d4=1 ]{8}
  184. [02:46] <ShalashaskaDM> He lived a modest life, this ogre. He woke up every Sunday and went to Ogre mass, where they preached the scriptures on the return of Ogre Jesus. Surely, he shall be accomodated in Ogre Heaven.
  185. [02:47] <ShalashaskaDM> He, too, explodes into grist.
  186. [02:47] <ShalashaskaDM> Would you two care to try your luck against a couple of basilisks?
  187. [02:47] <Anastasia_Locke> Heck yes
  188. [02:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Eeyup.
  189. [02:47] <ShalashaskaDM> Very good!
  190. [02:48] <ShalashaskaDM> Two basilisks appear behind Jeremy and Clarke's grist piles with no fanfare or fluff.
  191. [02:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh great we're boss rushing."
  192. [02:48] <ShalashaskaDM> They are Roger and Simon.
  193. [02:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Awesome!"
  194. [02:48] <ShalashaskaDM> They have a score to settle, and major issues with jumper cables.
  195. [02:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Boss rushing is usually post game content, now we get to do it to grind!"
  196. [02:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That's awesome!"
  197. [02:48] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2 Initiative
  198. [02:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 Initiative --> [ 1d20=16 ]{18}
  199. [02:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2 intiative
  200. [02:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 intiative --> [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
  201. [02:49] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 2#d20+4 initiative, roger and simon respectively
  202. [02:49] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 2#d20+4 initiative, roger and simon respectively --> [ 1d20=16 ]{20}, [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
  203. [02:49] <ShalashaskaDM> Order: Simon, Roger, Ana, Kaz.
  204. [02:50] <ShalashaskaDM> Simon bullrushes (or should it be basiliskrushes?) Ana. He seems somewhat apologetic ("Nothing personal, miss.") as he grapples her.
  205. [02:50] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+7 grapple
  206. [02:50] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+7 grapple --> [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
  207. [02:51] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  208. [02:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{16}
  209. [02:51] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well see NOW we have a PROBLEM."
  210. [02:51] <ShalashaskaDM> He wraps his reptilian little arms around you. "Really, this seems quite intimate, but I assure you that it's just part of my job."
  211. [02:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "Kind of a creepy job."
  212. [02:52] <ShalashaskaDM> "No no! Honest! Just what I'm paid to do."
  213. [02:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hug little girls?"
  214. [02:52] * Anastasia_Locke gives him a look
  215. [02:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "Really?"
  216. [02:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Darn it guys, we need to keep this PG."
  217. [02:52] <Anastasia_Locke> "Reeeaaally?"
  218. [02:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Gotta keep the demographic broad."
  219. [02:53] <ShalashaskaDM> "No! I-" he seems quite flustered now.
  220. [02:53] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah yeah. I guess your buddy's gonna go after my friend?"
  221. [02:54] <ShalashaskaDM> He strikes you with a minor, taking advantage of this poor little girl. ((Stop me if that's not legal))
  222. [02:54] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I have no idea))
  223. [02:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Do not want."
  224. [02:54] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+2
  225. [02:54] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{3}
  226. [02:54] <ShalashaskaDM> He, uh, he bangs his fist on your rock-hard traps. You been hittin' the gym, girl? He is shocked, and you have advantage on your escape next turn.
  227. [02:55] <ShalashaskaDM> Roger's turn.
  228. [02:55] <ShalashaskaDM> He makes his way over to Kaz, terribly apologetic the whole time. "Really, I'm terribly sorry. Maybe my colleague here is a little *too* professional."
  229. [02:56] <ShalashaskaDM> He attacks her twice with his reptilian forelegs.
  230. [02:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Not. Cool."
  231. [02:56] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 2#d20+2
  232. [02:56] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 2#d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}, [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
  233. [02:56] <ShalashaskaDM> "Oh, dear. I'm a bit clumsy today, but that's okay! I really feel no animosity towards you."
  234. [02:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Really. Not. Cool."
  235. [02:57] <ShalashaskaDM> He gestures a bit towards Ana, as if to say, "Well? Go on! Your turn."
  236. [02:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "I dunno, I kinda like it."
  237. [02:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "It's like a giant hug that's about to be full of broken snake bones."
  238. [02:57] * Anastasia_Locke switches to her Swiss Army Baton and gets bashy
  239. [02:57] <Anastasia_Locke> Pushing Strike 4
  240. [02:58] <ShalashaskaDM> "My! But you girls are quite aggressive! Have you ever considered therapy?"
  241. [02:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+4 Concentration to cast while grappled
  242. [02:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+4 Concentration to cast while grappled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{22}
  243. [02:58] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit
  244. [02:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to hit --> [ 1d20=2 ]{9}
  245. [02:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Dad tried, I recruited the shrink."
  246. [02:59] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+4 Concentration to try again, Pushing Strike 1 this time
  247. [02:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+4 Concentration to try again, Pushing Strike 1 this time --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
  248. [02:59] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Oh, I'm guessing you didn't get him off of you.))
  249. [02:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Not unless a 9 hits))
  250. [02:59] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Naw. Sorry!))
  251. [02:59] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Keep at it!))
  252. [02:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Well, I still have my offhand))
  253. [02:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (You have advantage, remember)
  254. [02:59] <Anastasia_Locke> ((To escape, not to hit))
  255. [02:59] <ShalashaskaDM> ((This is true.))
  256. [02:59] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Oh, right.))
  257. [03:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (oh)
  258. [03:00] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Or is it to hit as well?))
  259. [03:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (I mean, youre using the hit to escape)
  260. [03:00] <ShalashaskaDM> ((This is also true))
  261. [03:00] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to have hit it with that first attack after all
  262. [03:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to have hit it with that first attack after all --> [ 1d20=12 ]{19}
  263. [03:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Your call, you're the DM)
  264. [03:01] <ShalashaskaDM> You push him off of you. "Oh, goodness! Thank you! That was terribly awkward but, y'know, with the job, I can't actually let go, or I'll be fired."
  265. [03:01] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+7 damage because I just bashed him with a police baton
  266. [03:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4+7 damage because I just bashed him with a police baton --> [ 2d4=5 ]{12}
  267. [03:02] <ShalashaskaDM> Lessin' I'm readin' this wrong, that hits.
  268. [03:02] <ShalashaskaDM> Wait, whups, sorry!
  269. [03:02] <Anastasia_Locke> ((That's damage for the Pushiing Strike hit))
  270. [03:02] <ShalashaskaDM> Lemme try this again.
  271. [03:02] <ShalashaskaDM> His face assumes a position of ecstasy as your police baton knocks out several of his teeth: "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH YES. MORE. HIT ME MORE."
  272. [03:02] <Anastasia_Locke> "Uh."
  273. [03:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "PG rated, guys!"
  274. [03:03] * Anastasia_Locke hits him more, she guesses
  275. [03:03] <ShalashaskaDM> "SNAKE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PAIN." His ecstasy vial skyrockets! Sadly for him, ecstasy does nothing for him in strife.
  276. [03:03] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit him more, Flaming Strike 2
  277. [03:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to hit him more, Flaming Strike 2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  278. [03:04] <ShalashaskaDM> You must have been put off by his strange Gray Fox routine, as your flaming strike misses.
  279. [03:04] <ShalashaskaDM> No one blames you, though; it *is* a very strange shift in gears from the "professional" that had you in a tender embrace mere moments ago.
  280. [03:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "I mean if you want, I can like, keep on hitting you with a metal pole."
  281. [03:04] <Anastasia_Locke> "I kinda want the grist, you know?"
  282. [03:04] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  283. [03:05] <ShalashaskaDM> "No, no, I think I've maxed out my ecstasy vial. I'd get going, but, well, it's part of my job."
  284. [03:05] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ah. Fair enough."
  285. [03:05] <ShalashaskaDM> Kaz's turn.
  286. [03:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I go over and shoot the guy who's making this rated slightly above what it was intended to be.
  287. [03:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+6
  288. [03:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{25}, [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
  289. [03:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+6
  290. [03:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ]{12}
  291. [03:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Now stop being creepy!
  292. [03:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "
  293. [03:07] <ShalashaskaDM> You shoot simon in an area approximating the groin on a basilisk. Sadly, you miss the fun bits by a hair's breadth. "ok" he says, somewhat meekly.
  294. [03:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Thank you!"
  295. [03:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  296. [03:08] <ShalashaskaDM> Simon's turn. He breathes at Ana.
  297. [03:08] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1 to breathe on the scary young lady.
  298. [03:08] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 to breathe on the scary young lady. --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
  299. [03:09] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Dex resist is 13))
  300. [03:09] <ShalashaskaDM> He must have been put off by your aggression. You really should see a licensed medical professional about that, young lady!
  301. [03:09] <ShalashaskaDM> He then swipes at you with a lizard-y claw.
  302. [03:09] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+2
  303. [03:09] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
  304. [03:09] <ShalashaskaDM> He scratches you in the leg for 3 damage! What a louse!
  305. [03:10] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 to proc Ballistic Violescence
  306. [03:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 to proc Ballistic Violescence --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
  307. [03:10] <ShalashaskaDM> "I, um, really sorry about this!"
  308. [03:10] <Anastasia_Locke> ((One day it'll work))
  309. [03:10] <ShalashaskaDM> ((One day))
  310. [03:10] <Anastasia_Locke> "You know, I get the weirdest feeling that you aren't sorry."
  311. [03:11] <ShalashaskaDM> Simon runs 45 feet away from you and ends his turn. "What, do you think I'm some sort of psychopath! That feels like the dersite calling the prospitian black!"
  312. [03:11] <ShalashaskaDM> "And that's probably a racist euphemism, but I don't care!"
  313. [03:12] <ShalashaskaDM> Roger's turn. He attempts to grapple Kaz. "Figure I should do what my senior does. I'm kind of apprenticed to him."
  314. [03:12] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+7 grapple
  315. [03:12] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+7 grapple --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
  316. [03:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2 its impossible to escape plz crit
  317. [03:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 its impossible to escape plz crit --> [ 1d20=11 ]{13}
  318. [03:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (one job)
  319. [03:13] <ShalashaskaDM> ((One fucking job.)) Roger grabs you in a less-than-tender embrace. he really should take some pointers from Simon!
  320. [03:13] <ShalashaskaDM> He attempts to bat you with one of his stupid little claws.
  321. [03:13] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+2 to bat
  322. [03:13] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+2 to bat --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
  323. [03:14] <ShalashaskaDM> Really, it feels more like a gentle caress! You can't tell if he's actually trying or not.
  324. [03:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'd really appreciate it if you really didn't do that."
  325. [03:14] <ShalashaskaDM> He ends his turn, somewhat downtrodden at this girl's rejection of his advances-er, he means, attempts to comfort her in her time of need!
  326. [03:14] <ShalashaskaDM> Ana's turn.
  327. [03:14] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aw come on, you can't LEAVE!"
  328. [03:15] <Anastasia_Locke> Pull 3 on Simon
  329. [03:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 vs Str Resist
  330. [03:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 vs Str Resist --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  331. [03:15] <ShalashaskaDM> "No, no, it's a tactical retreat is all!"
  332. [03:15] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well then tactical get back over here."
  333. [03:15] <ShalashaskaDM> You succeed in pulling the Professional back towards you.
  334. [03:15] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Rank 3 is 15 feet, for the record))
  335. [03:15] <ShalashaskaDM> He scrabbles desperately along the ground. "No! No! Don't hurt me! Please! It's all part of the job!"
  336. [03:16] <ShalashaskaDM> ((I understand. Bear with me if I take a little while to reply; I'm sort of hashing this out as I go))
  337. [03:16] <Anastasia_Locke> "Then get a better job, dummy!"
  338. [03:16] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Fair enough, yeah. S'all good))
  339. [03:16] <ShalashaskaDM> "You don't understand! I have a basilisk wife and kids to feed, and the job market is terrible right now!"
  340. [03:16] <Anastasia_Locke> "Look. Get your friend off my friend, and we can talk job opportunities. Alright?"
  341. [03:17] <ShalashaskaDM> "You're going to offer me a position as a full-time corpse, aren't you?"
  342. [03:17] <Anastasia_Locke> "I was thinking babysitter."
  343. [03:17] <ShalashaskaDM> "..."
  344. [03:17] <Anastasia_Locke> "Which I guess might be worse."
  345. [03:17] <ShalashaskaDM> "I'll, uh, I'll take the corpse position, thanks."
  346. [03:18] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah, probably a good call."
  347. [03:18] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to bash his brains in
  348. [03:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to bash his brains in --> [ 1d20=15 ]{22}
  349. [03:18] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4 damage
  350. [03:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4 damage --> [ 2d4=4 ]{4}
  351. [03:18] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  352. [03:18] <ShalashaskaDM> Simon takes 4 damage. You swear you see that strange, same look of ecstasy on his face, but you can't be sure, as it's only for a moment.
  353. [03:19] <ShalashaskaDM> Kazuma! You're up to bat!
  354. [03:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "How willing would you be to get off of me if I asked nicely?"
  355. [03:21] <ShalashaskaDM> "Eh. You can try." Roger says. He seems indifferent.
  356. [03:21] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+11 To ask nicely.
  357. [03:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+11 To ask nicely. --> [ 1d20=20 ]{31}
  358. [03:21] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Oh))
  359. [03:21] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Eeyup.)
  360. [03:21] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Kaz does not crit very often.)
  361. [03:21] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (But when she does.)
  362. [03:21] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (It's on persuasion checks.)
  363. [03:21] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Nah, I'm not resisting that.)) Roger seems a little taken aback by your heartfelt appeal.
  364. [03:22] <ShalashaskaDM> Tears well up in his eyes for a minute. He climbs off of you, and rushes to embrace simon in a BIG hug!
  365. [03:22] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Thank you!"
  366. [03:22] <ShalashaskaDM> "Simon! Simon! I've never heard such an inspiring speech in my life!" he says.
  367. [03:22] <ShalashaskaDM> "Geroff me you pillock!"
  368. [03:22] <ShalashaskaDM> Simon is now grappled, ironically.
  369. [03:22] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I shoot at them.
  370. [03:22] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+6
  371. [03:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}
  372. [03:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+6
  373. [03:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=7 ]{13}
  374. [03:23] <ShalashaskaDM> (Which, uh, which one do you shoot? That's kind of important right now.)
  375. [03:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Whichever one was attacking Ana, cuz I already hit that one)
  376. [03:23] <ShalashaskaDM> (Not that it ever WASN'T important or anything)
  377. [03:23] <ShalashaskaDM> Ah, good.
  378. [03:23] <ShalashaskaDM> In the middle of telling Roger off, a bullet splits Simon in half perfectly.
  379. [03:24] <ShalashaskaDM> He explodes into Grist, while Roger continues sobbing, moved by your speech. Roger loses 1 HP.
  380. [03:24] <ShalashaskaDM> Roger's turn.
  381. [03:24] <ShalashaskaDM> (right? Are you tapped?)
  382. [03:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Eeyup.)
  383. [03:24] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And that's what ya get for making it PG13!"
  384. [03:25] <ShalashaskaDM> Roger is still quite moved, and not quite done hugging it out with his coworker/bro/friend.
  385. [03:25] <ShalashaskaDM> He rushes to Ana for another big hug!
  386. [03:25] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+7 grapple
  387. [03:25] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+7 grapple --> [ 1d20=19 ]{26}
  388. [03:25] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  389. [03:25] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  390. [03:25] <ShalashaskaDM> Roger's just too emotional for you to get out of THIS hug!
  391. [03:26] <ShalashaskaDM> He tries to wipe your tears (which may or may not be real)
  392. [03:26] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+2 tohit unarmed
  393. [03:26] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+2 tohit unarmed --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  394. [03:26] <Anastasia_Locke> ((AC is 14))
  395. [03:26] <ShalashaskaDM> He manages not to overdo it in his emotional state, and it truly is the gentlest of caresses.
  396. [03:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww..."
  397. [03:27] <ShalashaskaDM> He ends his turn, weeping into your bulletproof vest.
  398. [03:27] <Anastasia_Locke> "Now gimme your spine."
  399. [03:28] <ShalashaskaDM> Wow! Aren't we terribly pushy in this emotional moment!
  400. [03:28] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to whack his spine
  401. [03:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to whack his spine --> [ 1d20=8 ]{15}
  402. [03:28] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+7 spinal damage
  403. [03:28] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4+7 spinal damage --> [ 2d4=5 ]{12}
  404. [03:28] <ShalashaskaDM> This is quite painful to Roger! It shocks him out of his emotional state!
  405. [03:28] <ShalashaskaDM> "Right, sorry, sorry! Quite unprofessional of me! It won't happen again!"
  406. [03:28] <Anastasia_Locke> "Whoops, sorry. Here, let me try again."
  407. [03:29] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to do it again
  408. [03:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to do it again --> [ 1d20=10 ]{17}
  409. [03:29] <ShalashaskaDM> ((You are grappled, right?))
  410. [03:29] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yes. All that means is that I can't move, though))
  411. [03:29] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Oh, good.))
  412. [03:29] <Anastasia_Locke> ((No effect on my spine bashing ability))
  413. [03:29] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4 damage
  414. [03:29] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4 damage --> [ 2d4=5 ]{5}
  415. [03:30] <ShalashaskaDM> My my my! Roger is seriously beginning to regret his career decisions! Well, they didn't really give him any other options, on account of him choosing not to go to basilisk college, where he would get a degree as a basilisk accountant.
  416. [03:30] <Anastasia_Locke> "I still have a babysitting position open."
  417. [03:30] <ShalashaskaDM> His basilisk mother always told him, "son, education is one of the most valuable commodities in our society." But did he listen? Nooooo! He had to go out and join the Basilisk underling forces.
  418. [03:30] <ShalashaskaDM> "I take pride in my work, miss, even the shoddiest of it."
  419. [03:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "Five kid basilisks."
  420. [03:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "You could train them in your ways."
  421. [03:31] <ShalashaskaDM> "I think I'll give you the answer my colleague did. I'll take the corpse position."
  422. [03:31] <Anastasia_Locke> "Yeah, that's fair."
  423. [03:31] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn.
  424. [03:31] <ShalashaskaDM> Kazuma, let's see what you're made of!
  425. [03:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Well, I happen to be made of a lotta stuff."
  426. [03:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "One of those things is bullets."
  427. [03:32] <ShalashaskaDM> Shoosh! Don't address the narrator!
  428. [03:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+6
  429. [03:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{7}, [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
  430. [03:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Well darn.)
  431. [03:33] <ShalashaskaDM> Pls to be rollin' minor damage por favor
  432. [03:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d6
  433. [03:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
  434. [03:33] <ShalashaskaDM> Roger grunts with pain, but nonetheless soldiers on! What a trooper!
  435. [03:34] <ShalashaskaDM> You two could learn something from him, about continuing on in the face of adversity!
  436. [03:34] <ShalashaskaDM> Or, you could just kill him, as I know you will.
  437. [03:34] <ShalashaskaDM> You monsters.
  438. [03:34] <ShalashaskaDM> Will you end your turn?
  439. [03:34] <Anastasia_Locke> Offers have been made to get him work
  440. [03:34] <ShalashaskaDM> Sour persimmons, if you ask him.
  441. [03:34] <Anastasia_Locke> He asked for the corpsification
  442. [03:35] <ShalashaskaDM> Ironically, he'll testify at his trial at the pearly gates.
  443. [03:35] <ShalashaskaDM> Kaz, will that be your turn?
  444. [03:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Eyup.
  445. [03:35] <ShalashaskaDM> Very good. Roger's turn!
  446. [03:35] <ShalashaskaDM> Roger decides he'll keep a stiff upper lip, and do his best, as they taught him in training. What a great time that was! Several hundred other basilisks at basilisk training!
  447. [03:36] <ShalashaskaDM> He decides to use strangulate! What a smart decision!
  448. [03:36] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 2d8
  449. [03:36] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 2d8 --> [ 2d8=7 ]{7}
  450. [03:36] <ShalashaskaDM> He deals 7 damage in what may be the finest (and last) decision of his career!
  451. [03:36] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 to proc Violescence
  452. [03:36] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 to proc Violescence --> [ 1d6=6 ]{6}
  453. [03:36] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Oh bb))
  454. [03:37] <ShalashaskaDM> ((He's grappling kaz, now, right?))
  455. [03:37] <ShalashaskaDM> ((ah, no, it's ana, my bad))
  456. [03:37] <Anastasia_Locke> ((I thought me?))
  457. [03:37] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Because of the spine thing))
  458. [03:38] <ShalashaskaDM> Even in the throes of pain from your strange, magical ballistic vest, Roger still finds it in his heart to be proud of his decision!
  459. [03:38] <ShalashaskaDM> It is an honor, indeed, to have done damage in his capacity as an underling, and he greatly appreciates the opportunity to serve!
  460. [03:38] <ShalashaskaDM> He attempts a high five!
  461. [03:38] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+2 unarmed
  462. [03:39] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+2 unarmed --> [ 1d20=20 ]{22}
  463. [03:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Oh bb)
  464. [03:39] <ShalashaskaDM> Good God, what a terrible high five!
  465. [03:39] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d6 to divert pain
  466. [03:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d6 to divert pain --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
  467. [03:39] <Anastasia_Locke> ((No bb))
  468. [03:39] <ShalashaskaDM> He strikes you in the face for six damage!
  469. [03:39] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well that's a tad rude."
  470. [03:39] <ShalashaskaDM> "I'm sorry! It was supposed to be a high five! I promise!"
  471. [03:39] <ShalashaskaDM> He doesn't sound very convincing...
  472. [03:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "You are just the worst at high fives."
  473. [03:40] <ShalashaskaDM> He ends his turn, with a sheepish grin and an apologetic glance.
  474. [03:40] <Anastasia_Locke> "HERE's how you high five!"
  475. [03:40] * Anastasia_Locke hits him with her police baton some more
  476. [03:40] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit
  477. [03:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to hit --> [ 1d20=17 ]{24}
  478. [03:40] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+7 damage
  479. [03:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4+7 damage --> [ 2d4=5 ]{12}
  480. [03:41] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to hit again
  481. [03:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to hit again --> [ 1d20=5 ]{12}
  482. [03:41] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4 damage
  483. [03:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4 damage --> [ 2d4=4 ]{4}
  484. [03:41] <ShalashaskaDM> Yikes! You kill him with a swipe from your demonic police baton, you hellion! As he dies, he can be heard whispering, "I have no regrets; I did my best."
  485. [03:42] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well."
  486. [03:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Yeah, Ana!"
  487. [03:42] <Anastasia_Locke> "Those guys were... something."
  488. [03:42] <ShalashaskaDM> Alright. Would you care to try your luck with a single Lich? Or will you simply roll grist and call it a night?
  489. [03:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "And now they're dead, we can edit that whole thing out and keep the PG rating!"
  490. [03:42] <Anastasia_Locke> "Good idea."
  491. [03:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (its kinda almost 4am)
  492. [03:42] <ShalashaskaDM> ((pls to not be editing all of my funny dialogue))
  493. [03:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (very want sleep)
  494. [03:43] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Guess this is it, then))
  495. [03:43] <ShalashaskaDM> If you'd like to roll grist, you could certainly do that afore you sleep.
  496. [03:43] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Besides, I hard-counter Liches anyway. It woulda just been me flamelocking it over and over until it died))
  497. [03:43] <ShalashaskaDM> So far as I can tell, though...
  498. [03:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Oh, then it shouldnt take too long)
  499. [03:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (let's do it!)
  500. [03:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Also, i want as much EXP as possible)
  501. [03:44] <ShalashaskaDM> Y'all wanna fight a lich? Ooooooooooookay!
  502. [03:44] * Anastasia_Locke casts Heal while staring at the snek corpses
  503. [03:44] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 healing
  504. [03:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 healing --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  505. [03:44] <ShalashaskaDM> A lich sort of... hobbles out awkwardly. He, uh, introduces himself.
  506. [03:45] <ShalashaskaDM> "Hi, I'm Lenny, and I'll be your guide today...."
  507. [03:45] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hi Lenny!"
  508. [03:45] <ShalashaskaDM> "TO THE UNDERWORLD OF THE DAMNED OR SOMETHING! MWAHAHAHAHAH!"
  509. [03:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "What a nice guy!"
  510. [03:45] <Anastasia_Locke> "Aww. I was hoping somebody would get to survive this."
  511. [03:45] <ShalashaskaDM> "Thanks! I really try to employ some of my natural charismania[sic] as a tour guide to hell!"
  512. [03:45] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ah well. One day natural selection will stop them from attacking us."
  513. [03:46] <ShalashaskaDM> "So, with all of this out of the way, let's roll initiative!" Lenny says brightly.
  514. [03:46] <Anastasia_Locke> "Let's!"
  515. [03:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
  516. [03:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{14}
  517. [03:46] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+3
  518. [03:46] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+3 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{9}
  519. [03:46] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+2
  520. [03:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  521. [03:46] <ShalashaskaDM> Tut tut, Ana! Get a move on!
  522. [03:46] <ShalashaskaDM> Kaz, Lenny, Ana.
  523. [03:46] <ShalashaskaDM> BEGIN
  524. [03:46] * Anastasia_Locke was distracted by the charismania
  525. [03:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+6 to pewpew twice.
  526. [03:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+6 to pewpew twice. --> [ 1d20=5 ]{11}, [ 1d20=1 ]{7}
  527. [03:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Well darn)
  528. [03:47] <ShalashaskaDM> Both of the shots sail past Lenny's head, apparently in a race to redeem a lottery ticket.
  529. [03:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Bring me back one!"
  530. [03:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  531. [03:47] <ShalashaskaDM> "Hm. They must be quite eager to not be going where *you're* going."
  532. [03:47] <Anastasia_Locke> "Through your spleen?"
  533. [03:48] <ShalashaskaDM> "You must think you are very witty, when in reality you are quite hurtful and rude." He says, somewhat miffed.
  534. [03:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "Sorry."
  535. [03:48] <Anastasia_Locke> "I was just trying to lighten the mood."
  536. [03:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I dunno, I thought it was pretty witty."
  537. [03:49] <ShalashaskaDM> He closes the distance to Kazuma, having observed the fact that those two basilisks spent a fair amount of time beating on Ana, and didn't distribute the wealth (For which read: pain) very well.
  538. [03:50] <ShalashaskaDM> As though it were a vehicle being tested out by a rookie driver, the lich slashes at Kazuma. Quite thrilling.
  539. [03:50] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  540. [03:50] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{7}
  541. [03:50] <ShalashaskaDM> He misses, shambling past Kazuma rather awkwardly. Gosh, this DM doesn't know about you, but he feels a little sorry for the guy. Maybe he was picked on in Lich high school?
  542. [03:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Probably, yeah."
  543. [03:51] <Anastasia_Locke> "Hey! Don't awkwardly shamble past my friend!"
  544. [03:51] <ShalashaskaDM> He tries for a minor unarmed, because *that's the spirit, Lenny! Win one for the god damn gipper!*
  545. [03:51] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  546. [03:51] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{20}
  547. [03:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But we don't ask the enemies about their backstory."
  548. [03:51] <ShalashaskaDM> He sort of... pats you on the back? for 2 damage? Weird.
  549. [03:51] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh not this again."
  550. [03:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (27/37 remain)
  551. [03:52] <ShalashaskaDM> He also sort of politely gestures towards Ana. "Your turn, miss."
  552. [03:52] <ShalashaskaDM> ((I'll keep it in mind))
  553. [03:52] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Hm. Looks like I've roughed you two up a little bit. Are you sure you're okay to take this Lich?))
  554. [03:52] * Anastasia_Locke equips her riot shield and gets to the lich-smashing with her baton
  555. [03:52] <Anastasia_Locke> ((We got this))
  556. [03:53] <ShalashaskaDM> Roll it nerd.
  557. [03:53] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to Flaming Strike 2
  558. [03:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to Flaming Strike 2 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{25}
  559. [03:53] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4+7 damage, target is on fire for 2 turns
  560. [03:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4+7 damage, target is on fire for 2 turns --> [ 2d4=4 ]{11}
  561. [03:54] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Being on fire means 1d4 damage when it starts its turn, and it needs to make a DC 20 Concentration check (at Disadvantage!) to cast psionics. Standard action to manually douse beforehand))
  562. [03:54] <ShalashaskaDM> He is now set on fire. He seems terribly calm about it, though. Maybe it has something to do with being undead?
  563. [03:54] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7 to smack it again
  564. [03:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 to smack it again --> [ 1d20=14 ]{21}
  565. [03:54] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d4
  566. [03:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d4 --> [ 2d4=5 ]{5}
  567. [03:54] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  568. [03:54] <ShalashaskaDM> He has taken 16 damage this turn! He is quite impressed.
  569. [03:55] <ShalashaskaDM> "You do your job almost as well as I do my job as a tour guide... TO HELL OR SOMETHING! MWAHAHAHAHAH!"
  570. [03:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+6 to double bangbang
  571. [03:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+6 to double bangbang --> [ 1d20=15 ]{21}, [ 1d20=19 ]{25}
  572. [03:55] <Anastasia_Locke> "If we're going anywhere, you're lighting the path. WITH YOUR FACE!"
  573. [03:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 3d6+6 total damage.
  574. [03:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 3d6+6 total damage. --> [ 3d6=5 ]{11}
  575. [03:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  576. [03:56] <ShalashaskaDM> Lenny picks up a stalk of grass from the field and begins to chew it as he takes fire damage
  577. [03:56] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d4
  578. [03:56] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d4 --> [ 1d4=4 ]{4}
  579. [03:56] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Damn, Lenny))
  580. [03:57] <Anastasia_Locke> "Uh. Interesting deadly attack you've got there."
  581. [03:57] <ShalashaskaDM> He decides to stop, drop, and roll like they taught him in Lich elementary school. Boy, is he somewhat excited to actually apply a small piece of his wealth of accumulated knowledge to real life experiences!
  582. [03:57] <ShalashaskaDM> ((That's a major, right?))
  583. [03:57] <Anastasia_Locke> ((Yes))
  584. [03:57] <ShalashaskaDM> Cool.
  585. [03:58] <ShalashaskaDM> He then sort of... swipes at Kaz again. This is actually starting to weird you out, watching something attack you so listlessly.
  586. [03:58] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1 attack
  587. [03:58] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 attack --> [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
  588. [03:58] <ShalashaskaDM> Yeah, this is really awkward.
  589. [03:58] <Anastasia_Locke> "Dude. Are you feeling okay?"
  590. [03:58] <ShalashaskaDM> "Sorry, yeah. I think I have a bit of a cold." he lies; everyone knows the undead can't get sick!
  591. [03:59] <ShalashaskaDM> "I think I'll, uh, just sorta leave now." he shambles 50 feet away, then ends his turn.
  592. [03:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ah man, I hate that. If you want, we can put this fight on hold until you feel a bit better?"
  593. [03:59] <ShalashaskaDM> "Yeah, I'm, uh, gonna go home and eat some whole, live chickens. That's what people do when they have colds, right?"
  594. [03:59] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, I didn't say you could leave."
  595. [04:00] <Anastasia_Locke> Trip 1
  596. [04:00] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+8 vs Str Resist: 1 damage and knock prone
  597. [04:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+8 vs Str Resist: 1 damage and knock prone --> [ 1d20=1 ]{9}
  598. [04:01] <ShalashaskaDM> "No, really, I'll just be going now. No need to, uh, go to so much effort."
  599. [04:01] <ShalashaskaDM> You critfail. I think you get a nosebleed, and take one damage.
  600. [04:01] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well, if you're sure. Have a nice day, Lenny!"
  601. [04:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hang on, lets talk about this."
  602. [04:02] <ShalashaskaDM> Even this DM is beginning to feel a little freaked out, as he hands the mic to Kaz.
  603. [04:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Are you sure you just wanna give up? You've already put so much effort into fighting us."
  604. [04:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Might as well see it through."
  605. [04:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !roll 1d20+11 peruasion
  606. [04:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+11 peruasion --> [ 1d20=14 ]{25}
  607. [04:02] <ShalashaskaDM> ((That is probably one of the strangest fucking things I have ever seen anyone roll for))
  608. [04:02] <ShalashaskaDM> Well, uh, I dunno...
  609. [04:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Ladies and gentlemen: Kazuma!)
  610. [04:03] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 2#d20+1 to be unconvinced, disadvantage because Lenny's a bit of a weenie
  611. [04:03] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 2#d20+1 to be unconvinced, disadvantage because Lenny's a bit of a weenie --> [ 1d20=17 ]{18}, [ 1d20=3 ]{4}
  612. [04:03] <Anastasia_Locke> "Come on! We're already injured from the basilisks and everything! Easy pickings."
  613. [04:03] <ShalashaskaDM> "Well, okay, I guess."
  614. [04:03] <ShalashaskaDM> "You talked me into it."
  615. [04:03] <Anastasia_Locke> "That's the spirit! You go Lenny!"
  616. [04:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Thanks."
  617. [04:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Here, lemme give you more incentive."
  618. [04:03] <ShalashaskaDM> "I'll continue to be your tour guide.... TO THE UNDERWORLD OF THE DAMNED OR SOMETHING!!!! MWAHAHAHA!"
  619. [04:03] * Kazuma_Raigeki walks over and pewpews
  620. [04:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !roll 1d20+6
  621. [04:03] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{20}
  622. [04:04] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !roll 2d6+6
  623. [04:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ]{12}
  624. [04:04] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  625. [04:04] <ShalashaskaDM> Lenny staggers a bit as he takes the bullet, but he grins, having caught in his teeth. It was incredibly painful, and, should he survive, it will result in a lot of very expensive dental work! He takes 12 damage, all the same.
  626. [04:05] * Anastasia_Locke whistles. "Impressive!"
  627. [04:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hehe, thanks!"
  628. [04:05] <Anastasia_Locke> "The other lich never did any cool tricks."
  629. [04:05] <ShalashaskaDM> He moves up to Kaz and attempts to drain her.
  630. [04:05] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+6
  631. [04:05] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{15}
  632. [04:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (18 AC)
  633. [04:06] <ShalashaskaDM> He, uh, sorta puts his hands on her shoulders?
  634. [04:06] <ShalashaskaDM> Then he removes them and mumbles an apology.
  635. [04:06] <ShalashaskaDM> Guess he's not feeling it right now. Poor guy.
  636. [04:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Keep it PG man, don't wanna end up like the basilisks."
  637. [04:06] <ShalashaskaDM> He then does that weird thing where he *kinda* swipes at you?
  638. [04:06] <ShalashaskaDM> !roll 1d20+1
  639. [04:06] <Tyche[Dice]> ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
  640. [04:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "Unless you know how to raise basilisks!"
  641. [04:06] <Anastasia_Locke> "Because I'm seriously looking for someone to raise these kids."
  642. [04:06] <ShalashaskaDM> ...and it turns out exactly the same way. Man, what a weenie.
  643. [04:06] <ShalashaskaDM> He ends his turn.
  644. [04:07] * Anastasia_Locke comes over and tries to set him on fire some more
  645. [04:07] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  646. [04:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{8}
  647. [04:07] * Anastasia_Locke is a failure
  648. [04:07] <ShalashaskaDM> He's not sorry as you critfail and set yourself on fire.
  649. [04:07] <Anastasia_Locke> "Ow."
  650. [04:07] * Anastasia_Locke tries to hit him so they can be on fire together
  651. [04:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Try, uh."
  652. [04:07] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d20+7
  653. [04:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  654. [04:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Try not to do that."
  655. [04:08] <ShalashaskaDM> He's a little sorry that you miss, though; even Liches have feelings!
  656. [04:08] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well this is actually hurting quite a lot so I guess I'll leave you guys to it."
  657. [04:08] <Anastasia_Locke> End turn
  658. [04:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !roll 2#1d20+6 double pewpew
  659. [04:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+6 double pewpew --> [ 1d20=8 ]{14}, [ 1d20=1 ]{7}
  660. [04:09] <ShalashaskaDM> Lenny sort of awkwardly looks at Kaz as a free action... "Well, uh, I'm really sorry about all this awkwardness. I've jut been going through a tough breakup, you know?"
  661. [04:09] <ShalashaskaDM> ((You hit the first shot))
  662. [04:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "No worries, man."
  663. [04:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !roll 2d6+6
  664. [04:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+6 --> [ 2d6=6 ]{12}
  665. [04:09] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh dude, I'm sorry to hear that," Ana says through the fire and screaming
  666. [04:10] <ShalashaskaDM> Kaz's shot frees him of his burden, and allows him to fulfill his actual dream of being a tour guide... FOR THE UNDERWORLD OF HELL OR SOMETHING!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!
  667. [04:10] <ShalashaskaDM> Ana may now stop screaming and put out her fire now.
  668. [04:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh."
  669. [04:10] * Anastasia_Locke stops screaming and puts her fire out now
  670. [04:10] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d4 damage at start of turn
  671. [04:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d4 damage at start of turn --> [ 1d4=2 ]{2}
  672. [04:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "Oh."
  673. [04:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "Well."
  674. [04:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "I was gonna try to make him confident again."
  675. [04:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "But I mean. I guess he's dead."
  676. [04:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "Huh."
  677. [04:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Well, hey, now he's a tour guide."
  678. [04:11] <Anastasia_Locke> "Good point. I'm sure he'll meet someone nice down there."
  679. [04:11] <ShalashaskaDM> Good job, you two! You have murdered in cold blood nine individuals, in the name of a couple of strange, abstract gaming constructs! Roll your grist, and gain an amount of XP I'm currently calculating.
  680. [04:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 2 imps each, 1 ogre, 1 basilisk and half a lich
  681. [04:12] <ShalashaskaDM> You split it? Huh. 240 XP apiece, then.
  682. [04:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> screw it, ill write it down and do it tomorrow
  683. [04:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> i need sleep
  684. [04:12] <Anastasia_Locke> Well okay bye
  685. [04:13] <ShalashaskaDM> Can someone paste? I'm on kiwi
  686. [04:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> yeah, totaly girst and exp ÷ members of fight
  687. [04:13] <Anastasia_Locke> I got it
  688. [04:13] <Anastasia_Locke> Can I still roll my half?
  689. [04:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> sure
  690. [04:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> er, wait
  691. [04:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> just roll whole thing
  692. [04:13] <ShalashaskaDM> Then split it, eh?
  693. [04:14] <Anastasia_Locke> Sure
  694. [04:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> i can do that now
  695. [04:14] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4#1d10+10 Build Grist (Imps)
  696. [04:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4#1d10+10 Build Grist (Imps) --> [ 1d10=8 ]{18}, [ 1d10=9 ]{19}, [ 1d10=5 ]{15}, [ 1d10=8 ]{18}
  697. [04:14] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#3d6+40 Build Grist (Ogres)
  698. [04:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#3d6+40 Build Grist (Ogres) --> [ 3d6=10 ]{50}, [ 3d6=7 ]{47}
  699. [04:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#8d8+125 Build Grist (Basilisks)
  700. [04:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#8d8+125 Build Grist (Basilisks) --> [ 8d8=34 ]{159}, [ 8d8=32 ]{157}
  701. [04:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 20d10+400 Build Grist (Lich)
  702. [04:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 20d10+400 Build Grist (Lich) --> [ 20d10=121 ]{521}
  703. [04:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !roll 18+19+15+18
  704. [04:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 18+19+15+18 --> {70}
  705. [04:15] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 18+19+15+18+50+47+159+157+521 TOTAL BUILD GRIST
  706. [04:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 18+19+15+18+50+47+159+157+521 TOTAL BUILD GRIST --> {1004}
  707. [04:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> oh, that works too
  708. [04:16] <Anastasia_Locke> So close to an even number
  709. [04:16] <Anastasia_Locke> 502 each
  710. [04:16] <Anastasia_Locke> Coo'
  711. [04:16] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d8 T1 (Imps)
  712. [04:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d8 T1 (Imps) --> [ 2d8=5 ]{5}
  713. [04:16] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3#2d8 T1 (Imps) because I forgot there were four
  714. [04:16] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3#2d8 T1 (Imps) because I forgot there were four --> [ 2d8=8 ]{8}, [ 2d8=6 ]{6}, [ 2d8=9 ]{9}
  715. [04:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> wait, we need to roll the d2, dont we?
  716. [04:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> to see if we get it?
  717. [04:16] <Anastasia_Locke> Right, yeah
  718. [04:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 4#1d2
  719. [04:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 4#1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}, [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  720. [04:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> oh, nice
  721. [04:17] <Anastasia_Locke> Well there we go then
  722. [04:17] <Archive> ((-_-))
  723. [04:17] <ShalashaskaDM> ((Aw lawd!))
  724. [04:17] <Anastasia_Locke> Problem solved
  725. [04:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d10+10 T1 (Ogres)
  726. [04:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#1d10+10 T1 (Ogres) --> [ 1d10=4 ]{14}, [ 1d10=4 ]{14}
  727. [04:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#3d6+40 T1 (Basilisks)
  728. [04:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#3d6+40 T1 (Basilisks) --> [ 3d6=12 ]{52}, [ 3d6=17 ]{57}
  729. [04:17] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 8d8+125 T1 (Lich)
  730. [04:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 8d8+125 T1 (Lich) --> [ 8d8=43 ]{168}
  731. [04:18] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 5+8+6+9+14+14+52+57+168 TOTAL T1 GRIST
  732. [04:18] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 5+8+6+9+14+14+52+57+168 TOTAL T1 GRIST --> {333}
  733. [04:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> you take spare 1?
  734. [04:18] <Anastasia_Locke> Sure
  735. [04:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 161 and 162
  736. [04:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> er
  737. [04:19] <Anastasia_Locke> 166/167
  738. [04:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 166 and 167
  739. [04:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> yeah
  740. [04:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> math
  741. [04:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 4am
  742. [04:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> not good together
  743. [04:19] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d2
  744. [04:19] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  745. [04:19] <Anastasia_Locke> :(
  746. [04:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> sads
  747. [04:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d10+10 T2 (Basilisks)
  748. [04:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#1d10+10 T2 (Basilisks) --> [ 1d10=8 ]{18}, [ 1d10=8 ]{18}
  749. [04:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 3d6+40 T2 (Lich)
  750. [04:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 3d6+40 T2 (Lich) --> [ 3d6=10 ]{50}
  751. [04:20] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 18+18+50 TOTAL T2 GRIST
  752. [04:20] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 18+18+50 TOTAL T2 GRIST --> {86}
  753. [04:20] <Anastasia_Locke> 43 each
  754. [04:20] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 43 each
  755. [04:21] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2#1d2
  756. [04:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2#1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}, [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
  757. [04:21] <Anastasia_Locke> :(
  758. [04:21] <Kazuma_Raigeki> sads
  759. [04:22] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d10+10 T3 (Lich)
  760. [04:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d10+10 T3 (Lich) --> [ 1d10=6 ]{16}
  761. [04:22] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 1d2
  762. [04:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=2 ]{2}
  763. [04:22] <Kazuma_Raigeki> yus
  764. [04:22] <Anastasia_Locke> !Roll 2d8 T4 (Lich)
  765. [04:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Anastasia_Locke rolled : 2d8 T4 (Lich) --> [ 2d8=9 ]{9}
  766. [04:23] <Anastasia_Locke> You want?
  767. [04:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> sure
  768. [04:23] <Anastasia_Locke> Coo
  769. [04:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> alright, now im loaded for alchemy montage
  770. [04:23] <ShalashaskaDM> WE'RE GONNA NEED A MONTATGE (A MONTAGE!)
  771. [04:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> but, tomorow
  772. [04:23] <Kazuma_Raigeki> cuz, 4am
  773. [04:24] <ShalashaskaDM> Okay. Someone paste this for me so I can go show it off?
  774. [04:24] <Anastasia_Locke> I got it
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