Chapter 1: Google Translated FE6

(Bandits surround the castle and take over it)

Bandit:
“Oh!"

Bandit Boss:
"Oh, Where Are We Far? Oh God, level to say, right?"

Bandit:
"Hello, This is Zoon oposum Khums"

Bandit Boss:
"The best way Is modern technology to do!"

Bandit:
"No more can you dear queen Ali dducere only Current Nadya her."

(Bandit ransacks village)

(Scene shifts to inside castle)

Merlinus:
"Eliwood men Selig Dzik CCIP laments estari evil evaporation book In!"

Eliwood:
"Sorry ... I read? And there was nothing bad. Anaya To xspectare?

Lilina:
"To all Eliwood ..."

Eliwood:
"Rilina is making a question. ΟΠis a house and it is called war".

Lilina:
"I do?"

Eliwood:
"He sounds a pain. I'll never come back for free, and that's when it comes with Hector."

Lilina:
"My Honey?"

(Eliwood is supposed to say "Send a messenger to Roy to inform him of the attack" but I guess you could say... it got lost in translation...hehehe)

Merlinus:
"Here, Kalange!"

(Scene switches back outside, Lance comes running towards Roy)

Roy:
"Pictures?"

Lance:
"John I. Holds Ancestors Of royal throne The assembly is loud, and thighs!"

Allen:
"And Lord Eliwood? '

Lance:
"I don't know Kanth and he loves fordford away. Anthem has ... already and ..."

Bors:
"S-surance? Lilin Baby?"

Lance:
"Do we want to start believing Berin was arrested? Gofapes Lilin is beautiful.

Roy:
"No......"

Wolt:
"Master Roy abundance uthjuiy the answer To all. Run To court '

Marcus:
"That's Standi."

Roy:
"It is important to encourage discomfort."

(Battle starts)